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February 14, 2023 3 mins

Your favorite play cousin got another raggedy one just in time for the Feast of Saint Valentine.

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, Steve, it is Valentine's Day. Please, Junior, come on, please,
ladies and gentlemen. I'm not even gonna mess around with it.
You know who this is. This is a segment I
tenderly called Jay Rap Junior's raggedy ass poems. Go ahead,
thank you. You know today's a special day. Uncle's Valentine's Day.
This is a day a little so I had to

(00:21):
do one. There was no way way if I could
do it. I had to do so. Today's time, a
little today's palm. It's called Happy Valentine's Day. That's how
I got it. Take, I got it. Here we go.
I'm married now, so there's no way then I could

(00:44):
forget that today is Valentine's Day. I kissed my wife
before she walked out the door, and when she gets home,
I'm gonna give us some more. I bought a nice
gift and I might cook dinner because this Valentine's Day.
I want to be a winner now. Tim It gave
me a lot of great advice, So my Valentine's Night
is gonna be real, real nice. I would have a

(01:06):
full report for y'all tomorrow. Oh, I forgot happy Valentine's Day.
Shirley and Carling uh Roses are red, and I wrote
this poem to say that I hope everyone has a
happy Valentine's Day. The end, Boy, I'm brilliant. I can't
think this, says are Red and stop right there? Did you?
But I can't. I can't keep doing this timing. I
keep shocking myself. This is I'm getting a brain headache

(01:27):
or y'all not feeling this. I'm not we're feeling you.
I'm feeling I had the same bad you got. Yeah,
I'm about I'm about to pass out. Did you hear me? Say?
Shirley and calling in the poem that keep by the
shout out Junior, I want y'all to have one too.
I thought about telling all right now I'm brilli. Yeah,
I tell you what what you're gonna do without me?

(01:49):
Uncanneds poem. Well, I'm killing them, killing the do it
again again timing because it's my first one. I'm married now,
See if I put that at the beginning, I'm married now,
so there's no way that I could forget that. Today
is Valentine's Day. I kiss my wife, which I did
before she walked out the door. And when she gets home,

(02:09):
I'm gonna give us some more that I bought a
nice gift, and I might cook dinner because this Valentine's Day,
I want to be a winner. Uncan Tommy gave me
a lot of great advice, So my Valentine's Night gonna
be real, real nice. I would have a full report
for y'all tomorrow. Up. Oh, don't worry about it. Have
Valentine's Day. Shirley and caller Roses are red and I
wrote this poem to say that I hope everyone has

(02:31):
a happy Valentine's Day. The end, I thought about everybody,
I think, ye, I thought about everybody. First of all,
I think I did that. That's what I did. I
thought about everybody. I did agree. On Tuesday, coming up
in thirty four minutes after the hour, we'll talk about

(02:54):
what the average American will spend on Valentine's Day. That's
coming up right after this. It won't be the price.
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