Would You Rather

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is time now for a round it. Would you rather?
Would you rather be a bartender at a sports bar?
Or would you rather be a bouncer at a strip
club bartender?

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Or yeah, bartender at sports bar?

Speaker 1 (00:13):
Because I visit strip clubs? Still still not not now?

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Oh okay, okay, Steve, I'm not gonna be able to
be a bouncer at a strip club anyway, because we'll
be in there looking nobody right here?

Speaker 1 (00:33):
Man, what is our drinks?

Speaker 2 (00:35):
Mister Harvey? We got some trouble at the door. I
got a hand full of singles. Yeah, it ain't even
gonna it ain't gonna do.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
That, all right? Would you rather a mate that's totally
quiet during sex? Or would you rather a mate that
asks a lot of questions?

Speaker 2 (00:59):
Talking?

Speaker 1 (00:59):
Steve?

Speaker 2 (01:00):
Now ask me some question?

Speaker 1 (01:02):
Oh really?

Speaker 2 (01:03):
Here? Yeah, I gotta who's this? Who you thinking? Is
what you want me to do? Come bring it? Yeah?
Come on, I'm opening our communications. Come on? What you're doing? Working? Working?

Speaker 1 (01:19):
Working?

Speaker 2 (01:20):
Come on? Give me some question? All right?

Speaker 1 (01:24):
Would you rather bathe in toilet water or use the
same washcloth for your entire body?

Speaker 2 (01:30):
I'm gonna use that same washcloth. I can't get in
that damn tarlet water.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
No, no, yeah, that was easy. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
Now you ain't gonna believe that job?

Speaker 1 (01:42):
What heamn?

Speaker 2 (01:44):
No, you can't tarlet water bathing in tarlet water. Yeah, see,
I use that whole wash red just you got to
know the ordit now. First thing you want to do,
wash your face.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
Then after you wash your face, just start going on down.
Then when you get to the mid area.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
Uh huh.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
You know, you can do the front, but then do
these legs. You can do your front and then do
your legs. The last thing that washcloth need to touch
is your ass. That's the last thing because after that,
I'm gonna tell you right now, this washcloth ain't no
more damn good. We gotta throw this way. We got

(02:32):
to throw this away right here. Yeah okay, yeah, well
I've been out there fishing all day. Yeah, you got
to throw this away. Yeah, ain't no need of you
trying to aint nothing. You can put this in there,
can't put it in a washing machine, ain't none of that.
Let's just burn it. Let's get some get some more
in here. My wife, you're gonna seeze what happened to

(02:54):
all of the childs at the wrench. Just had to
get some more, baby, don't worry about it. They got
Walbart down there. You buy a lot of towles at walbat.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
All right, that's today's rounded. Would you rather thank you? Guys.
We'll be back with our closing remarks at forty nine
minutes after. Right after this, you're listening Dave Harvey Morning
Show