Would You Rather

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is time now for another round of would you rather?
Would you rather be friends with someone you're in love with,
or would you rather be married to someone you secretly hate?

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Huh?

Speaker 1 (00:10):
You want to be friends with someone that you are
in love with, or you want to be married to
someone that you secretly hate. You can't stand this person.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
I've been married to that person that ain't no fun
at all. I sectly hated Huh. She openly hated me
something I've had it the best of both were the
only reason I secretly hated Hush because I didn't want
to say it out loud, but I did. But she
was openly hating me secretly, I developed hate. It was

(00:45):
an incredible relationship. We shared a hate. We shared a hate,
and so I've done that before. So what is option eighth?

Speaker 1 (00:53):
Would you rather be friends with someone you love, you're
in love with?

Speaker 2 (00:57):
You're a Marjorie friends Marjorie right now? I kid you,
not including all my dudes. Marjorie is my best friend.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
That's right.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
Well, it's not as it should be. Your wife doesn't
have to be your best friend. She could just be
your friend. Your best friend oftentimes is one of your boys.
It's always been that way for me, it's never been.
My best friend was my wife before. My best friend
has always been my homie. I've discovered something over the years.

(01:28):
My best friend now happens to be Marjorie. But do
I have some great friends that's homies? Ride or die?
I'm talking about make a phone call in it go down?
Hey man? Like amen? Like that scene in the movie,
Hey man, I'm getting ready to go hurt some people.
You could never ask me what it's about now or later.

(01:50):
The dude looked at him and said, who car we take?
That's all.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
Some cats like that?

Speaker 2 (02:01):
Yeah? Friendship brother?

Speaker 1 (02:03):
All right? Would Margaret?

Speaker 2 (02:05):
She's not that way, baby, I'm going down here to her.
Some people know you not. No, you're not not that. Yeah,
we gotta I draw the line with her right there.
She can't do that. If I got some cats talking
call for that.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
Would you rather go bald? Or would you rather have
a high pitched voice?

Speaker 2 (02:20):
Surely we missed it.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
Repeat Would you rather go bald? Or would you rather
have a high pitched voice? Well?

Speaker 2 (02:27):
We very much what I'm fighting?

Speaker 1 (02:28):
He said, Yeah, damn what her?

Speaker 2 (02:32):
You got both? Hell, you got a high pitched voice here?
You're going bald? Your answer, what.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
You want to do, That's what was here you're talking about.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
I'd rather go bald, are you look?

Speaker 1 (02:48):
Let him speak in his lower lower voice. Go ahead
me okay from the thread in my lowest voice. Dude,
you go, you gonna stop talking about me?

Speaker 2 (03:00):
Ah?

Speaker 1 (03:03):
All right?

Speaker 2 (03:05):
Round about.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
Rather we'll close out the show and just a few
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