Would You Rather

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's time now for a round of would you rather?
Would you rather be the President of the United States
for one day? The president now all that power for
one day? Or a billionaire for one day? Which one
billion million? You don't want to run the country for
a day be the most powerful man in the world.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
No, most frustrating job, Nope, but that billion.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
I'm so powerful for a billion uh huh.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
I'm gonna be lost it though. I'm gonna be exhausted.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
All the things you're gonna do with it.

Speaker 3 (00:40):
The stuff I got to buy for this day because
I'm gonna use the whole billion. I'm gonna use the
whole building. I'm telling you right now, several buildings don't
get fought, all right.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
Would you rather laugh out loud during or yawn continually
during sex?

Speaker 3 (01:04):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I ain't young ya. We're gonna laugh
at cousin. I can't believe it's funny to me too.
I can't believe I'm in here. Yeah, ain't no laughing.
I've cried before. It will be no laughing. I don't
know what the hell for.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
So you're gonna like you're born.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
No, no, no, no, no, I just said there's no yawning.
I'm too busy for that. But I'm not gonna I'm
not gonna be laughing though now I cried before.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
Those are your choices, laughing or yawny.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
I don't know what to take. Yeah, all right.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
Would you rather be the ugliest person in the world
or the smelliest person in the world.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:52):
Man, come on, Yeah, I'm fine, but I think okay,
I don't want to and I refuse to be ugly.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
Man, you can get off that one right now. You
can stop refusing right now. You might not be the
ugliest person in the world, but you're the most unattracted
person on this damn show. I mean I've been that before.

(02:27):
I walked in the room and been the most unattracted
person in the room. You just have to know that.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
You just had to deal with it, be confident in that.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
And then the three men on this show have all
experienced that. And shut up. Line, you have been in
the room. Commy, I watched a TV show, Ready for Love. Yeah,
I watched Ready to Love. Use the uggiest person in
the room one time, a couple of times. No, I'm
not taking that. We got an episode. We ain't got

(02:58):
episode run to tape. I've seen you in the room
with all them girls. You don't think he was the
most untaxed person to know with of course? No, no, no, no,
no no no. I've seen you in the room with
all the men too. I ain't going all right.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
That's today's rounded. Would you rather coming up next to you?
We'll close out the show with the phone call from
Steve when he called Stephen A. Smith right after this.
You're listening Hardy Morning Show