Would You Rather

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It.

Speaker 2 (00:00):
It's time now for a round of would you rather?
Would you rather take your wife to a strip club
or to a swingers club?

Speaker 3 (00:08):
Strip club? This ain't no swinging going on.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
All right? Would you rather have a food?

Speaker 3 (00:18):
What you can't do is no swingers club? Just walk
around and see who I'm will be pulling what you
can't do?

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Would you rather?

Speaker 1 (00:30):
Would you rather have somebody?

Speaker 2 (00:34):
Would you rather have food stuck in your tooth? Or
would you rather have crust in your eyes? All right?
Would you rather look good naked but you're ugly? Or
be fluffy and get handsome good looking? Which one dangerous?

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Run it again?

Speaker 2 (01:01):
Run it again? Would you rather look great naked? You
look good naked, but you're ugly? In other words, you
got a good body, but you're ugly. Or would you
rather be fluffy big and be handsome or good looking?
Which one that ain't? No?

Speaker 1 (01:15):
Easy?

Speaker 2 (01:17):
Naked and ugly or good looking and fluffy?

Speaker 3 (01:20):
See the reason is Tom is struggling with this.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
Was called please explain, I'm not I'm not ugly? Yeah fluffy?

Speaker 3 (01:33):
See he ain't fluffy?

Speaker 1 (01:35):
It's would you rather?

Speaker 3 (01:36):
It's not what you are? And I'd rather not be fluffy?

Speaker 1 (01:39):
I'd rather not be ugly.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
It's a game pick one.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
But he's thin and unattracted.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
In here is that that's not in here? That's that's
what he is. That's not what he is.

Speaker 3 (01:53):
I mean, well, according to according to Shirley my faed
wheeze and ass, it's already been it's been determined what
I am.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
You never use the word mad wheeze I said winded rended.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
How you know all winded? That's how wheezed you said it. Well,
I'm already that according Fluffy, I'm already at how you
feel about how I look. I really don't give it. Damn,
I've never been cute, so I'm cool with it. I
just looks like I'll beat just big fat fluffy wheeze
and ass unattractive.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
You know, you're just like your nephew. You can't let
stuff go. But it's okay, fluffy and cute or ugly?

Speaker 3 (02:37):
And who who are you hollering at?

Speaker 2 (02:40):
See you're mad?

Speaker 3 (02:43):
We wouldn't even talking about this. Ass would be quiet.
I'm going with fluffy and handsome, fluffy fluffy.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
Okay, that's today's rounded. Would you rather coming up? In
forty nine minutes after the hour, some closing remarks from
the one and only Steve Harvey. Right after this, you're
listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show