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November 29, 2023 3 mins

Do two laps in race car at 300 miles an hour or zip line over the ocean?  Wife talked less or spent less?  (That's a set up!)  Eat whatever you want without weight gain or say whatever you want with no consequences?

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is time now for a round of would you rather?
Would you rather do two light two laps in a
race car at three hundred miles per hour? Or would
you rather zipline over the ocean?

Speaker 2 (00:11):
The ocean? Yeah, the ocean? Where does that end?

Speaker 3 (00:15):
That?

Speaker 2 (00:15):
No? Damn it don't.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
It don't really matter to me because I'm gonna be
passed out in either situation. I'm not even gonna be
conscious because my ass don't blackout either way.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
Junior race car or zip line race. But he dead,
he did. It's just two laps, race car.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
Two laps, but this hold up three. That's a lot, though,
but still three would I was just at Formula one.
I watched this one eighty No, no, but when we
get through these two laps, your ass is still over
the Pacific. I'm not zip lyne. What is options? See?

Speaker 1 (01:07):
It's just too all right? Would you rather your wife
talk less? Would you rather if your wife talked less?
Or if she spent less? Which one?

Speaker 2 (01:16):
I'm not doing this, y'all. We're going right on in
the Christmas nice No less to talk? Yes, Steve, yes,
mine talk less. I pay for that. I pay for silent.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
What what about I'm gonna get another bag, go ahead.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
I'm not I just got mad. I can't say nothing
on this.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
I can't do that anyway.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
Yeah, depend on what is?

Speaker 3 (01:51):
Yeah, Hey, y'all, they're not gonna stop. They're not gonna
all right, So might as well get some quiet at
your house.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
Would you rather eat whatever you want without gaining weight?
Or would you rather say whatever you want without any consequences?

Speaker 2 (02:11):
Be okay.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
Saying please, I'll be back on stage next Friday.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
Please no consequence.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
Boy, Let me tell you something, Please, please, don't worry
about the eating way I take my fat ass right
on back out there.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
Though you love food, I don't give it themn.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
I weight or anything.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
Steve, I don't care about that. I don't caay, I
keep cold plunge that I work with that. Just let
me go out here Friday and say everything and ain't
no conquest. I'll telling you right now. All these groups
need to tune in. Everybody that's in the group, every
nationality needed to tune in.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
If you're over, wait, tune in, if your shop tune in,
Come on, tune in, tune in.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
Yeah, you got you driving with a sticker hanging on
your rear view mirror.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
Tune in. I'm gonna have it for everybody living. Tune in.

Speaker 3 (03:14):
I'm gonna start with me, so everybody get comfortable with it.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
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