Would You Rather

Never win an NBA championship ring and get $20M a year or 4 and get $2M a year?  Decorate the Christmas tree or wrap the presents that go under it? 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is time now for another round. I would you rather?

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Would you rather never win a championship but get twenty
million dollars a year? Or win four NBA championships and
only get two million dollars a year?

Speaker 3 (00:12):
Man to hell that champion. Yeah that winter, every every
UFL we're gonna baalle it. We ain't gonna get that,
but man, we're gonna have a good time. Twenty million.
If I don't win two million, y'all win got twenty
million and make that trophy. Uh oh, I haven't set
up No, no, no no, that second place troph would

(00:36):
be bigger than first place troup and gonna give me
a ring made, learn it, make it my r gonna
look like Colin. Second place trophy just gonna be bigger
than the first place truck. Yeah, my second place ring
gonna look like I won a super Bowl?

Speaker 1 (00:53):
All right? Would you rather.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
It's no second place in championship?

Speaker 3 (00:58):
Know? Yeah? The winner they give me here is eighth grade,
eighth eighth place props.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
What you're talking?

Speaker 3 (01:04):
Yeah, you get a participation soping. Now now I don't
give it down. I got twenty million. What what?

Speaker 1 (01:10):
What would you rather decorate the Christmas tree or Would
you rather wrap presents to put under the Christmas tree?
Decorate wrap? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:24):
Oh that gift wrapping allright? I got give meet them
on them is man? Let me let me throw this
popcorns on this tree or something? Wrap? Yeah, but all
that any damn boxes that ain't figger wrap, it's gotten tape.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
No, that's some work wrapping, all right. So you rather
decorate the tree? Okay?

Speaker 2 (01:43):
Would you rather hot eggnog or pumpkin pie? What hot eggnog?

Speaker 3 (01:54):
Hey man, I don't want to tell you a true story.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
I don't want to hot.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
I'm overseas right. This chef comes here for Thanksgiving, he says,
mister and MSUs hobby, I've made a wonderful, wonderful punkin
pie for Thanksgiving. My family looked at him. We got
so quiet. He got through talking and said, hey man,
black people don't eat punkin pie. My wife is kicking

(02:22):
me under that table. Steve, Steve, don't this man that
went out of his war? No, no, no, he went out
of his way, he was. It's the wrong way. You
went the wrong damn. But come in here telling no
black people nothing like that. I say, hey man, black
people don't eat punkin pie. Excuse me? Heard what I said?
Black people don't eat punkin pie. Ain't got damn bay

(02:43):
your the family recipe from Angladening had it on back
over there. Anybody fit to eat that? Everybody drinking no
hot ass egg nog? He not doing that, vomiting drinkings
from hot ass egg now eggnow be cold? And where's
that sweet potato pie. I finally gonna get this point
of power off this damn table before we turned it over,

(03:03):
because that's what I'm all right.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
That's today's is.

Speaker 3 (03:08):
From an old English wrestling Look at us, all those
black people here, any of us. Look at English

Speaker 1 (03:14):
Club out the show coming up in forty nine minutes
after the hour, right after this, you're listening Hardy Morning Show.