Would You Rather

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Time now for a round of would you rather? Would
you rather be the only drunk at the family picnic?
Family reunion? Or would you rather be the only one
sober everybody else is drunk?

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Which one got to see my uncle junsh? Did you
you stay out of this? Right here? Go ahead to
try to figure out which one of them.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
I don't want to be sober everybody that. Then I
don't want to be the one mylf I don't want
that is my life.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
Tommy, you're sober and everyone so Would you rather he's
sober drunk?

Speaker 3 (00:46):
The only one lead? I ain't gonna be able to
just miserable. I'm the only one to lead. I'm just
going all right?

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Would you would you rather get a large tattoo in
your back or would you rather have a lip piercing?
Which one?

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Large back tattoo or lip? M m oh no, hell no,
I got to get that back tattoo. I can't have
nothing off.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
These things here, man, you can't.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
They're gonna put on there is a is a time knocker.

Speaker 4 (01:16):
You're gonna put the thing on me for you to
see it. Yeah, I'm going with the regular ring on
my lips. You got to put that thing that a
tie holding.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
I'm going with the back tack. Yeah, you're going with
I can't Yeah, I can't say my dubs. The last
thing I needed something else in my lip, and now
I can't say some other level.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
All right? Would you rather be able to eat without
gaining weight but not enjoy any of the food, or
would you rather savor the most delicious foods but gain
weight easy?

Speaker 2 (01:53):
That's what we're doing now. Yeah, I know it beat.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
Yeah, welled delicious foods, but gain weight easily?

Speaker 2 (02:06):
All right?

Speaker 4 (02:07):
Would you rather I'm doing a right now too, because
they took me off gluten and I'm telling you right now,
everything that's gluten free needs to gluten.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
Back in it, so you don't enjoy it, but you're
not gaining weight.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
Let me tell you something.

Speaker 4 (02:24):
I can't gain weight because you've had a gluten gluten
free bread.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
Yeah yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:31):
Those you didn't have it. But for those of you
that have it, tried gluten free bread.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
You've got to go.

Speaker 4 (02:39):
You don't even have to go to store, just go
get yourself just a sheet of paper here it just eat,
spread you some peanut butter on and that's exactly what
the gluten free bread taste me.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
Just do that, not.

Speaker 4 (03:01):
Matter of fact, you don't even need no, get a
paper tie, didn't get you aw get you a paper tie,
tad or and put some Permina spread on it.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
Peanut butter man, it would make a sandwich right there.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
All right, thank you. Last break of the day and
closing remarks from the one and only Steve Harvey coming
up right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.