Would You Rather

Be captured by pirates or cowboys?  Have fortune or fame?  Be a clown in a rodeo who distracts the bull or the cowboy who rides the bull?  

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Time now, guys, But would you rather? Would you rather
be captured by pirates or cowboys? You know those Old
West bad guys. Pirates are Old West bad guys.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
I'm gonna go with the Old West because.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
I'm about on that water.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
I can't jump off now, so I'm forever your captain
because I cannot jump in.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
This I am the captain. Now.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
I'm gonna least run behind a cactus or something. Got shot.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
I'm gonna I'm gonna break out, running to the heels something.
But you on that ship, your ass gots to sit there.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
Yeah, yeah, all right? Would you rather get cheated on
and know about it? Or not get cheated on and
just always be suspicious?

Speaker 3 (00:46):
I just take the suspicious. I don't give going to
thee but knowing you cheated.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
And still be there. No, that's not gonna work.

Speaker 3 (01:02):
Your third doctor's appointment this week?

Speaker 4 (01:03):
You know that.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
Analyze.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
You can't go to the grocery store to the doctor
while you buy a damn ice creek?

Speaker 3 (01:15):
Who else like that place? Just be suspicious? Should it
be a little stuff?

Speaker 2 (01:26):
Oh oh, oh, black panty holes?

Speaker 3 (01:32):
What you ain't been wearing black pantyle? Okay, all right, wait, wait.

Speaker 4 (01:42):
Hey, hey, what does your brave and fall? I'm just
taking a bath for what?

Speaker 3 (01:51):
Yeah, i'd be suspicious.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
Yeah all right, are you quite done?

Speaker 3 (01:57):
Yeah? All right?

Speaker 1 (01:59):
Would you rather have fortune or fame? That's easy. Fortune,
let's ask the most famous person. That's easy.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
Let me tell you something.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
If I could find a way to make this money
and nobody, everybody leave me alone?

Speaker 3 (02:22):
Yeah, heart, No, that's.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
Right, No, that's right, all right. Would you rather be
a clown in a rodeo who distracts the bull or
would you rather be the cowboy who rides the bull?

Speaker 2 (02:42):
Yeah, I'm gonna be the clown. You bet not fall
off of it when I'm out there. Better get the
roll and get your ass out the arena.

Speaker 3 (02:52):
Come on, dog, come out, come, come out. But I
don't be nowhere knit a bull. Do that shout again?
I like how boy just didn't this ezy? Get out
for you? Get out for you? All right, we gotta go.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
You're listening, Hardy Morning Show