Would You Rather

Stay up all night helping a worrisome cousin with a family problem or babysit a baby that will not stop crying?  Have bee sting you in the face or hold a snake?  Live a long life in poverty or a short life rich and wealthy?

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is time now for a round of would you
rather ready?

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Guys, come on, let's go all right?

Speaker 1 (00:06):
Would you rather stay up all night helping a worrisome
cousin with a family problem? Or would you rather babysit
a baby that will not stop crying?

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Well, going back to the strawberry letter, is that cousin
a side piece? A real cousin? You know? We got,
we got, we got to know what we're talking about.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
I just learned that regular cousinside, just a regular cousin.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
So would I rather say it against her?

Speaker 1 (00:33):
Would you rather stay up all night helping this cousin
who's worrisome, he's gotta he or she has a family problem?
Or would you rather babysit a baby that won't stop crying?
So the cousin or the baby?

Speaker 2 (00:45):
I want? I want that baby I won't stop crying. Yeah,
because guess what, the cousin won't stop crying? Trust me with.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
Worrisome Okay, Tommy, I got you. I want the cousin
because the story gonna be interesting to me. I just
want to him said, Oh, I know he's gonna say something.
Not that you all right?

Speaker 1 (01:06):
Would you rather have a beast sting you in the face,
or would you rather hold a snake.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
I'm gonna take this thing. We're gonna do the bee. Yeah,
I've been stung by a bunch of bees. I'm not
fooling with this. I'm not holding those snake. Would you rather?

Speaker 1 (01:25):
All right, here's one guys. Would you rather have disappointing
sex every day for a month or would you rather
have great sex just for one night a month?

Speaker 2 (01:34):
No, every single day, because disappointing? Yeah, you heard disappoint.

Speaker 3 (01:41):
Yeah tell me, I'm raggedy in this bed everything.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
I don't care if I'm butt naked and confused. I'm
still comfortable with that.

Speaker 4 (01:52):
Okay, sure, are we kissing in this bad whatever your snake,
whatever you do, I don't care how important the sexiest
matter of fact, on a regular day, I'm not mentioning
up for that either. It's five minutes, like the week,
five minutes.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
I tell Jack all the time, I'm a cold seven.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
Yeah, all right? Would you rather live a long life
in poverty? Long life in poverty, or short life rich
and wealthy?

Speaker 2 (02:24):
Oh no, man, long life? You're talking about taking me
out now. Surely I'm just asking this. Would you rather
that long? That long?

Speaker 1 (02:36):
That's you want to live short but rich and well.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
I got an E B T card the whole time,
all the way to one hundred and folks. Oh, I've
been down associated off so much.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
I've been down here the whole time.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
Would you rather win an oscar? Or would you rather
win an Olympic gold medal?

Speaker 2 (02:56):
Come on, fan? Oh ready, which one you want to?

Speaker 3 (03:01):
I want to because I'm not athlete to win a
gold medal.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
No, just oh, you're gonna win that oscar. Somebody gonna
walk up there and slap the hell at you.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
You're gonna all right, coming up in forty nine minutes
after the hour.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
Thank you, guys.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
It's our last break of the day and we'll close
out the show right after this. You're listening Hardy Morning Show.