Would You Rather

Never age or worry about money?  Pay $3k every time you insult someone or lie to them?  Morning sex or sex before bedtime?  

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is time now for a round of would you
rather would you rather never age, never age, or would
you rather never have to worry about money? Be tell
me never age? I never had to worry. But but
when I get the money? How old am I in?
I always analyzed it well about everything. I don't want

(00:22):
to get no money and died and next day or
is it b' we're all aging right now for you
to every question.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
Man, I don't want to look like I'm thirty and died,
died into I.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
Decided we'll go to see we'll come back to you.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
See No, I just I don't know. I don't take
this money, okay, because depend on what age They asked
me this question. Right, if you ask me this at
thirty three, uh huh. You know we're asking you now
living in that day, I'm calm the hell. I want

(01:04):
to keep looking like him. For your goal was to
try to look like I wouldn't holdles. That was my
whole goal.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
All right? Would you rather pay three thousand dollars every
time you insult someone? Or would you rather pay three
thousand dollars every time you lie to someone? He gonna
be broke.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
Either way, you are time over your mouth.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
All right, I'm gonna say insult okay, all right, because
you don't do that very often, Okay, I mean that's
what you thinks. I don't have you come up with
an answer yet because.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
Insult though, well, you know, three thousand dollars for every
time I insult a person, I just pay that.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
Okay, all right.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
Three thousand every time I lie that that that that
that like?

Speaker 1 (02:07):
We said, all right, would you rather have.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
I'm out, I'm out a half million today.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
I just started. Yeah, would you rather morning sex or
would you rather have sex before bedtime? Huh? I think
it gets my day going. Yeah, the morning morning, okay,
Junior morning or bedtime? Yeah, I have to say morning morning, okay,

(02:36):
all right, Steve morning or no nighttime?

Speaker 2 (02:40):
Rock me to sleep, put me out night wheel me?

Speaker 1 (02:46):
Yes, all right. Last one, guys, would you rather be
half your height or double your weight?

Speaker 2 (02:55):
I'm not even I'm not doing Yeah, well, well we
know where you might as right. You're right to bring
your list show fat assome. I ain't no way you
can be half of that. Where are we heading now?

Speaker 1 (03:09):
Coming up in forty nine minutes after some last break
off the day, and we'll close out the Show with
the one and only Steve Harvey. Right after this, you're
listening Steve Harvey Morning Show