Would You Rather

Live on the 90th floor of a high rise or the fifth?  Watch the NFL game at the 50 yard line or in a suite?  Watch cartoons all day or reality TV?  Have unlimited sex for the rest of your life or live to be 100 years old?  

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's time now for a round of would you rather?
Would you rather live on the ninetieth floor of a
high rise or on the fifth floor of the high fifth.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Floor? Smart? Yeah, no, I'm taking the nineties. I used
to live on the eighty eighth floor.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
Were scared going. I wouldn't even go by the window.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
I don't want to say where I was at though,
Damn sure, I don't want to know. We can't play.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
I forgot about that.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
Any had popular.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
Yeah, don't say it, don't say it. Would you rather
watch an NFL game sitting at the fifty yard line?
Or would you rather watch the game in a sweet?

Speaker 2 (00:45):
Sweet sweet and sweet? See yeah, I'm in sweet man?

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Okay, all right? Would you rather watch cartoons all day?
Would you rather watch reality TV shows?

Speaker 2 (00:57):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (00:58):
God, God, card tunes or reality TV?

Speaker 4 (01:01):
No? Dog if they do my old cartoon far pop
on Home Leg Home your simity sound.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
Anything I had about Bunny, I say.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
Oh, I'm talking man, I'm talking about holling Man Deputy Doll.

Speaker 4 (01:17):
With cartoons was cartoon Rocky Jay squirrel speedy with cartoons
had double meaning? And with racist car.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
All right? Would you rather have unlimited sex? Unlimited hold?

Speaker 2 (01:36):
Hold ship Peppy lit on dog inappropriate.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
Now move on that boy, right now, I'm gonna move
on now. Guys, would you rather have unlimited sex for
the rest of your life? Unlimited for the rest of
your life, or would you rather live to be one
hundred years old.

Speaker 3 (01:59):
And just just I'm gonna have lied over that just
my life.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
Yeah, those are your choices. You mean from now to
one hundred half no sex?

Speaker 1 (02:14):
You want to just live long? No?

Speaker 2 (02:15):
I want to sex it out early, unlimited it.

Speaker 4 (02:20):
Yeah, but if you don't have sick you're gonna die anyway.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
Push it to the type. Ain't nobody had nothing? All right?
Right now you take sex off the tall I ain't
going to work them all.

Speaker 3 (02:40):
All right?

Speaker 1 (02:41):
Last one, guys, last one. Would you rather waffle House
the waffles or Eye Hops pancakes?

Speaker 2 (02:47):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (02:47):
I'm scattered smother than copse waffle House?

Speaker 4 (02:51):
What waffle House? Hands down? The whole show? Yes, I
want the whole show. I want to calling my order
out in front of everybody. I want to see if
they get it right. I want the fights at waffle House.
I will haul that.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
I want that waffle too, as conversation with that waitress.
I will all that.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
All right, guys, that's today's roundup. Would you rather thank you?
Coming up next to our last break of the day
and some closing remarks from the one and only Steve Harvey.
Right after this, you're listening Harvey Morning Show.