Steve Harvey's Closing Remarks - 12.01.23

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, guys.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
Here we are last break of the day on this Friday,
right day, yeah, day.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
After Thursday, just right day, about to begin the weekend.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
Hey, Steve, this is a would you rather that we
didn't get to okay?

Speaker 2 (00:20):
Would you rather have sex and complete darkness, all the
lights off? Everything, can't see anything? Or would you rather
have sex in a bright room? Like really bright?

Speaker 1 (00:29):
It don't matter all the lights.

Speaker 4 (00:32):
I don't like that dog.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
You want bright? Right bright?

Speaker 4 (00:39):
I need to see something. I mean rather that dog?

Speaker 3 (00:41):
I's nothing, okay, motivated?

Speaker 1 (00:47):
It's motivating? How so he does not know how to show?

Speaker 5 (00:58):
How?

Speaker 1 (00:58):
So I know? I said, Wait a minute.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
Did I say that? Would you rather have wide flat feet?
Or would you rather have long skinny neck? Wide flat
feet or long skinny neck?

Speaker 4 (01:14):
I don't want that long ass, Nick, Tommy, you ain't
got either one? You got Nick? I ain't doing nothing.
I don't Nick. You have right on your shoulders and
narrow feet?

Speaker 1 (01:35):
You narrow feet, Tommy?

Speaker 4 (01:36):
Yeah, Tommy, run track. You can't have a flat foot.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
Burn have why flat feet?

Speaker 3 (01:40):
For get up on your toes. You can't have speed
and running flat foot?

Speaker 2 (01:49):
Okay? Would you rather have only the bottom row of
teeth or would you would you rather have the use
of only one hand?

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Which one either the only.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
The bottom row of teeth, only the bottom row of teeth,
or use of only one hand.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
Yeah, I need my hands, man, you need your grill.

Speaker 4 (02:12):
I need my grill, but I need my hands now. Yeah,
but I'm trying to pick out hand to talk about here.

Speaker 5 (02:26):
Have nothing for me like that because you ain't got
no top. You ain't got no top, peep, how do
you how do you play good with that pow with
the pee?

Speaker 1 (02:35):
You can't.

Speaker 5 (02:35):
You can't eat nothing, you can't coin, you can't have
no motive.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
You you can't do nothing right here?

Speaker 5 (02:47):
You know what you're gonna be there to turn up
in here talking about now welcome and ready to love?

Speaker 4 (02:58):
Too much work kissing, that's your whole life.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
Wow, all right, that's it. Mm hmmm mmmm well you
guys take us out.

Speaker 4 (03:14):
Steve, Oh, go ahead.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
What I was gonna I was gonna say something to
Tommy because I know how fond you are of the
movie The Color Purple, and I've been seeing the trailers
for the new one.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
It's different. They have dancing in it and everything.

Speaker 4 (03:31):
I'm excited. Ima. Would you say Steve, What the hell
did they make a new one?

Speaker 1 (03:38):
And ill I can't wait.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
Henson Yeah, and dancing but yeah they reimagine.

Speaker 4 (03:59):
Yeah, I'm gonna sit here. I'd be a dish just dying.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
You hate musical?

Speaker 3 (04:06):
You beating me and steal swinging on me?

Speaker 4 (04:16):
Are you told not to beat me?

Speaker 3 (04:21):
And swinging on me? O? Hard boys gone to threaten me?
And I'm taking harpole out hellove Purple musical Woodfall.

Speaker 4 (04:40):
Whoa you too?

Speaker 2 (04:45):
It looks like it's gonna be good.

Speaker 5 (04:47):
But behind Santaso can saying her tail off.

Speaker 4 (04:54):
Yeah, my favorite.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
Girl singer lately on Instagram. She looks fin plastic. He
looks yes, she looks really does.

Speaker 4 (05:04):
Little who started by? No, I can't taking no more.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
And they're dancing too, not just singing yet.

Speaker 3 (05:15):
When I'm dancing away from harp she make that little
quivotal swinging.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
We got a crush off. Remember at the hoodies, I.

Speaker 6 (05:32):
Can't make our contact with I'll be looking up the time.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
Like, hey, what did she say that time? Tell me
when you were in her hometown?

Speaker 6 (05:42):
You did everybody come? Everybody coming out of my house.
I'm gonna fry some chicken about three o'clock in the morning.
You want to come home and get something, na and
not come getting take back to my room.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
Whatever happened to her brother? Teenie? What's his name?

Speaker 4 (06:04):
Oh? I think she has two brothers.

Speaker 6 (06:08):
Ever since American Honor, you ain't been the same text?

Speaker 2 (06:14):
All right, Steve taking some go see the color of
Purple Christmas Day?

Speaker 3 (06:18):
Blockbuster baby, Yes, there's been a lot of blockbusters without
me going.

Speaker 4 (06:24):
So congratulations to the people in color purple.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
Yay.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
Yeah, I can't wait.

Speaker 4 (06:30):
Hey, y'all have a great day. Talk to God. He'd
love to hear from y'all. Stay in peace.

Speaker 2 (06:49):
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