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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Nephew. What's on the menu.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
What's on the menu, suirly? The menu this morning is
three minute remarks. You know, we have these funerals, you know,
and we lose our loved ones. You know, people want
to get up and say something, They want to get
up and express themselves about how they felt about the
person that passed away, and we always say three minutes.
And it's just I don't know, it's just for some reason,
(00:24):
we as a people don't know what three minutes are.
We either we don't know what it is or we
don't respect what it is. So we you know this
right here, this is three minute remarks right here, three
minute remarks, cat dog, if you would.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Well, yes, I'm trying to reach your brother Keith please, yeah,
this is Keith, Keith. How you doing? This is Lawrence's overhead,
your funeral home.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
We are the ones that have the doing the funeral
for sister Dolores. And that is your aunt. Am I
am I understanding? Right?
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Yeah, that's Manti.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Okay, And yes you know the funeral is uh this
coming Thursday.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
Yes, I'll be that Thursday.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
I'm giving you a call because it's been brought to
my attention. Uh, that you are going to be giving
remarks for the funeral? Is that correct? Yes? Absolutely? Okay.
I wanted to call you because we're getting ready to
print the programs for the funeral and let you know
(01:36):
that they have taken you off for the remarks because
they say that you're not going to be Oh.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
What do you mean taking me off?
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Well, what I'm saying they say that you're not going
to abide by the two three minute rule that they
have for remarks, and they wanted they've they've taken you off.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
And uh, uh who is they? Who?
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Come on?
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Come on?
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Who?
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Who? What's the name in lawn? I'm launch, I'm the
actual funeral director lord?
Speaker 3 (02:12):
And who who told you to take me off?
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Uh? One of the one of the family members I'm
assuming is who who made the adjustment?
Speaker 3 (02:21):
And an adjustice? That ain't no adjustment, that's that's changing
the whole program. Who else is on the list?
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Uh? I mean there's quite a few family members doing
different things throughout the funeral.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Okay, So how did you get to my name? Is
what I'm trying to figure out.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
That they said that listen to me, listen, listen to me,
listen to me, brother Keith, listen to me. What they
said is that you weren't going to abide by the time.
You weren't going to do your remarks in three minutes
or less.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Listen, listen, listen, listen. You raised me, he put me
through college, and you think I'm Finna, I'm finn goes
down her funeral and be under two minutes.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Well and well, listen to listen, brother Keith. Brother, keep
listening to me. Normally, when we have these funerals, people
who give remarks, we have them three minutes or less.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Okay, so I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what
mister lors quo on list? Is she on the list?
Speaker 1 (03:25):
We have a seala. Yes, there's a seala that's singing
name off the list.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
You take her off the list and put me where
she's supposed to be with my time and her time.
Is Bobby jo there too?
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Bobby now? Yes, Bobby Jr. Is given remarks. That's that's
that's Delorous. That's miss Delorus's son, right, Yes, their.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Son, the one that been locked up he just got
out of tell the truth. He told he's the one
down there. Put her in the coat. You need to
take him off the list too. Give me all that time,
because I mean, if I ain't gonna take nothing.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
In, brother Keith, let me let me. Let me just
say this to you. I cannot take Sheila or Bobby Jr. Off.
I can't make any alterations to this program unless they
say that. I can't.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Sir, you already you already take you already taking people
name off, You're taking my name off.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
But but they they orchestrated this though his day.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Who is day? They for having much problems? They try
to take me off my hockey program?
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Who is they? Sir? I'm not gonna get into a
family matter. But until they say that you can do
family matter, sure, I'm not gonna. I don't wanna. I
don't want to have this turned out to be bad,
and we want to have a great homegoing for sister Delord.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Okay, right, And if I don't get to say nothing,
I guarantee you, I guarantee you, it's gonna be a
tooth for one in there. Somebody else gonna get get
in the coffer too. I ca'ant tell you that if
I don't get to say nothing to my nitif you
mons didn't pay for them college, I didn't put six
thousand dollars in funeral. I bet you I'll tell you this.
(05:13):
I tell you this, mister lawd. I bet you whether
I'm on the program I'm not. I bet you I
stay with them.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
I want to.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
I bet you that much.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
You tell day that.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
I didn't you find they put me through college. I
put money on the funeral. Call around to see who
ain't putting no money on the feueral. Tell them they
can't be on the program.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Man, uh keith they when they decide who who who's
on it? If they changed the format, that I will
call you back cool?
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Who is vy? That's what I'm trying to get. Get
you understand who is they?
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Can? I can? I tell you something? And I don't
want you to get to our rape. Okay, right ahead,
go ahead, go ahead, man, don't I just want to
say this. Keep with This is nephew Tommy from the
Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got breaked. You just
got breaked by your cousin Bobby Jr.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
You bo I'm jr up. I'm kicking Bobby. I know
that my mother.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Pressure is all U.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
I ain't got time to be playing man taking me off.
Damn program.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Oh, Bobby said, y'all grew up like brothers, man, and
you was that you was basically another son of mister Lord's.
That's right, yes, yes, I was. Man.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
Oh my.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Hey, let me ask you this man, what is the
baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in the land,
the Steve Harvey Morning Show on? And let's get some
frank and praise up in here. Come on?
Speaker 2 (07:04):
What that was delicious?
Speaker 1 (07:09):
What a.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Delicious?
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Do be wanting them to wrap it up?
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Though?
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Yeah, I did a little time. I went away, but
then when I got out, Larry was.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Waiting on me.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
He was the wondering.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
The greeting of everybody in the pool pit is two minutes.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Yes, yes, honor.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
First of all, I want to give an honor to
guard pastor in my life. All the members and UH
choir members, deacons and friends. Those are in the bathroom
that ain't in here right now. I just want to
give honor to everyone.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
We all visits. Stay all right.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
The Juneteenth comedy explosion is coming. You don't want to
miss it. I've been talking about it and talking about it.
You already know Juneteenth is what that is, the end
of slavery. We have now federal holiday. That's what we're doing. So, uh,
this is what Tommy is doing.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Junior.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
You you have inspired me. All right, I am doing.
I am a special guest. I am a special guest
at Miss Oprah Lee's Annual Juneteenth Walk, which is Thursday
morning of June nineteenth. It's Miss Open Lee's Annual June
tenth Walfe all right, that's Farrington Field in Fort Worth,
(08:40):
Texas and it's going down.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Get there.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
We walking for Juneteenth, were walking for freedom.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Now you want to walk with me? Mister Harvey to go, Guys,
you're listening hard Morning Show
Nephew. What's on the menu.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
What's on the menu, suirly? The menu this morning is
three minute remarks. You know, we have these funerals, you know,
and we lose our loved ones. You know, people want
to get up and say something, They want to get
up and express themselves about how they felt about the
person that passed away, and we always say three minutes.
And it's just I don't know, it's just for some reason,
(00:24):
we as a people don't know what three minutes are.
We either we don't know what it is or we
don't respect what it is. So we you know this
right here, this is three minute remarks right here, three
minute remarks, cat dog, if you would.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Well, yes, I'm trying to reach your brother Keith please, yeah,
this is Keith, Keith. How you doing? This is Lawrence's overhead,
your funeral home.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
We are the ones that have the doing the funeral
for sister Dolores. And that is your aunt. Am I
am I understanding? Right?
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Yeah, that's Manti.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Okay, And yes you know the funeral is uh this
coming Thursday.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
Yes, I'll be that Thursday.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
I'm giving you a call because it's been brought to
my attention. Uh, that you are going to be giving
remarks for the funeral? Is that correct? Yes? Absolutely? Okay.
I wanted to call you because we're getting ready to
print the programs for the funeral and let you know
(01:36):
that they have taken you off for the remarks because
they say that you're not going to be Oh.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
What do you mean taking me off?
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Well, what I'm saying they say that you're not going
to abide by the two three minute rule that they
have for remarks, and they wanted they've they've taken you off.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
And uh, uh who is they? Who?
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Come on?
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Come on?
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Who?
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Who? What's the name in lawn? I'm launch, I'm the
actual funeral director lord?
Speaker 3 (02:12):
And who who told you to take me off?
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Uh? One of the one of the family members I'm
assuming is who who made the adjustment?
Speaker 3 (02:21):
And an adjustice? That ain't no adjustment, that's that's changing
the whole program. Who else is on the list?
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Uh? I mean there's quite a few family members doing
different things throughout the funeral.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Okay, So how did you get to my name? Is
what I'm trying to figure out.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
That they said that listen to me, listen, listen to me,
listen to me, brother Keith, listen to me. What they
said is that you weren't going to abide by the time.
You weren't going to do your remarks in three minutes
or less.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Listen, listen, listen, listen. You raised me, he put me
through college, and you think I'm Finna, I'm finn goes
down her funeral and be under two minutes.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Well and well, listen to listen, brother Keith. Brother, keep
listening to me. Normally, when we have these funerals, people
who give remarks, we have them three minutes or less.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Okay, so I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what
mister lors quo on list? Is she on the list?
Speaker 1 (03:25):
We have a seala. Yes, there's a seala that's singing
name off the list.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
You take her off the list and put me where
she's supposed to be with my time and her time.
Is Bobby jo there too?
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Bobby now? Yes, Bobby Jr. Is given remarks. That's that's
that's Delorous. That's miss Delorus's son, right, Yes, their.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Son, the one that been locked up he just got
out of tell the truth. He told he's the one
down there. Put her in the coat. You need to
take him off the list too. Give me all that time,
because I mean, if I ain't gonna take nothing.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
In, brother Keith, let me let me. Let me just
say this to you. I cannot take Sheila or Bobby Jr. Off.
I can't make any alterations to this program unless they
say that. I can't.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Sir, you already you already take you already taking people
name off, You're taking my name off.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
But but they they orchestrated this though his day.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Who is day? They for having much problems? They try
to take me off my hockey program?
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Who is they? Sir? I'm not gonna get into a
family matter. But until they say that you can do
family matter, sure, I'm not gonna. I don't wanna. I
don't want to have this turned out to be bad,
and we want to have a great homegoing for sister Delord.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Okay, right, And if I don't get to say nothing,
I guarantee you, I guarantee you, it's gonna be a
tooth for one in there. Somebody else gonna get get
in the coffer too. I ca'ant tell you that if
I don't get to say nothing to my nitif you
mons didn't pay for them college, I didn't put six
thousand dollars in funeral. I bet you I'll tell you this.
(05:13):
I tell you this, mister lawd. I bet you whether
I'm on the program I'm not. I bet you I
stay with them.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
I want to.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
I bet you that much.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
You tell day that.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
I didn't you find they put me through college. I
put money on the funeral. Call around to see who
ain't putting no money on the feueral. Tell them they
can't be on the program.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Man, uh keith they when they decide who who who's
on it? If they changed the format, that I will
call you back cool?
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Who is vy? That's what I'm trying to get. Get
you understand who is they?
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Can? I can? I tell you something? And I don't
want you to get to our rape. Okay, right ahead,
go ahead, go ahead, man, don't I just want to
say this. Keep with This is nephew Tommy from the
Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got breaked. You just
got breaked by your cousin Bobby Jr.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
You bo I'm jr up. I'm kicking Bobby. I know
that my mother.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Pressure is all U.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
I ain't got time to be playing man taking me off.
Damn program.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Oh, Bobby said, y'all grew up like brothers, man, and
you was that you was basically another son of mister Lord's.
That's right, yes, yes, I was. Man.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
Oh my.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Hey, let me ask you this man, what is the
baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in the land,
the Steve Harvey Morning Show on? And let's get some
frank and praise up in here. Come on?
Speaker 2 (07:04):
What that was delicious?
Speaker 1 (07:09):
What a.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Delicious?
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Do be wanting them to wrap it up?
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Though?
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Yeah, I did a little time. I went away, but
then when I got out, Larry was.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Waiting on me.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
He was the wondering.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
The greeting of everybody in the pool pit is two minutes.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Yes, yes, honor.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
First of all, I want to give an honor to
guard pastor in my life. All the members and UH
choir members, deacons and friends. Those are in the bathroom
that ain't in here right now. I just want to
give honor to everyone.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
We all visits. Stay all right.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
The Juneteenth comedy explosion is coming. You don't want to
miss it. I've been talking about it and talking about it.
You already know Juneteenth is what that is, the end
of slavery. We have now federal holiday. That's what we're doing. So, uh,
this is what Tommy is doing.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Junior.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
You you have inspired me. All right, I am doing.
I am a special guest. I am a special guest
at Miss Oprah Lee's Annual Juneteenth Walk, which is Thursday
morning of June nineteenth. It's Miss Open Lee's Annual June
tenth Walfe all right, that's Farrington Field in Fort Worth,
(08:40):
Texas and it's going down.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Get there.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
We walking for Juneteenth, were walking for freedom.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Now you want to walk with me? Mister Harvey to go, Guys,
you're listening hard Morning Show
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