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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
It's my strawberry letter for today, and the subject is
any child that I see could belong to him.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Dam any child, any child.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
We'll get into that.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
I know that's I know that's Darius baby right there.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
This is crazy. We'll get into it in just a
few because right now it is time for the nephew
and today's frank phone called nephew. Who's on the menu?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
What you got this?
Speaker 1 (00:30):
What we got? S? We got alarm alert? Alarm alert?
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Okay, alarm alert, all right, just remember that alarm alert.
We're gonna call this lady, white lady who was married
to a black man. I'm right, alarm alert. That's a
black man in your alarm alert husband, alarm alert. Let's
go cat doc.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach it. Denise. Please, Yeah,
this is a Hi Denise. This is Tony. I'm calling security.
I've got an alarm that we've got an alarm that's
gone off on you guys property. Are you guys? We're
just checking before we send authorities out. Is everything okay?
Then maybe someone tripped the alarm.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
Oh my gosh, no, I'm at work. I'm at work
right now.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
I'm not home. Okay. Do you have a tet or
dog or anything that could actually trip the alarm?
Speaker 4 (01:25):
No, No, that's strange. It never goes off like that.
I'm nervous.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Okay, give me a second. We've got a call into
the neighborhood security that actually are in route to the property,
and they were going to give us some information before
we actually sent the the police officers out, unless you
would like for me to send them out now.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
But I feel like you should send the police. I mean,
if I'm not home and nobody's home and my alarm's
going off and it never goes off that, I'm worried.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Okay, hang on one second. This is neighborhood security calling that.
Hang on one second. I'll be right back to you.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
Okay, are you there, Yes, yes, yes, I'm here.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
They have they're out there at the property, the neighborhood security.
Do you there is a black guy there is on
your premise? Are you familiar with who that might be?
Speaker 4 (02:17):
Well, I mean my husband's black, but he should be
at work right now, okay, okay, and he probably would
have texted me if you know the alarm was flying.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Off Okay, Well, I mean, do you have any other
black male friends? Excuse me, do you have any other
Do you have any other black male friends that might
be at the house.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
I mean, yeah, it's a very weird question. I mean
I have black friends, yes, but I don't think they
would be in my house.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Okay, well, I mean should we just assume that this
is your husband? What do you think? I I mean,
what would you like to me?
Speaker 4 (02:56):
I mean, how tall is this person?
Speaker 3 (03:00):
My husband's sixty three? Hold on, one guy, Hold on
one second. Let me go back to the scree from
the negork. I ain't on one second.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
Yeah, no, somebody's in my LUN's going off.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
I don't know. I mean, okay, Denise, Yes, okay, they
have a The black guy that they're looking at is
about five foot ten, maybe late twenties. How old is
your husband?
Speaker 4 (03:23):
No, my husband is I just told you that my
husband's not there. He would have texted me or called
me and told me that he accidentally set the alarm off.
And I'm actually going to text him. I mean, this
is crazy. I should probably call him.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Okay, you need not realize. If you do realize, if
we send the authorities out and This is a false
call that you're got to get charged for that. You
do know that, right, a false call.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
You just said somebody's in my house and it's not
me or my husband, so they shouldn't be target for that.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
You're saying your husband's black, and then there's a black
guy there. I mean, they probably know each other, right,
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 4 (04:02):
What kind of question is that?
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Why?
Speaker 4 (04:06):
Because they're both black.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
I'm just trying to save you some money, ma'am. I
don't want to send out police officers when they get
there and then all of a sudden, your husband knows
the black guy or he's a relative or something. I mean,
do they I mean, you know, do you want to
call your.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
Do you think like this is really offensive? And I
don't understand if I'm telling you that I don't know
who the person is in my house, that means that
sends the police. I mean, this is ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
He black. They're calling back neighborhoods. Just hold on one second.
Neighborhood security is calling back here.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
Oh my god, this is ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Okay, Denise. Now the security in the neighborhood they're telling
me that this guy just drove out of the garage
and a white pickup. Do you do you guys have
a white pick up?
Speaker 4 (05:00):
Yes, we do.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
So this guy just pulled out of your your your
garage and a white pickup.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
Well, I have my car at work and my husband
has his car that's like the truck that he uses
on the weekends for like construction and stuff. So that
means somebody just stole our car. I can't believe this
is happening. You are watching somebody in my house and
you you basically watch them steal my truck.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Well, well, I'm gonna go ahead and now and get
the police to go over. Okay, why are you going
to send them?
Speaker 5 (05:32):
Now?
Speaker 4 (05:33):
He probably took all my in my house. I mean,
the police get there, there's not gonna be anything left
in my house, probably in the back of the truck.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
I mean, I'm doing the best I can. I'm trying
to help.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
I know he is going to do me now. I mean,
the whole time you've been talking to me, he's been
cleaning out my house out and stealing.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Well, how did he get in your house?
Speaker 4 (05:55):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
I don't know this guy. You're me I was asking you,
how could somebody get in your house. Did you leap
something open? Where did you go?
Speaker 4 (06:07):
Okay, listen, you would know because I wouldn't have been
able to set my alarm this morning. If something was open,
it would beef and it wouldn't let me set the alarm.
And the fact that you're interrogating me when somebody's robbing
my house. You need to do your job. I need
to call my husband. You're wasting my time. I mean,
by the time the police get there, it's gonna be tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
So you're gonna so you're gonna call it Daryl. Now,
I'm sorry, you're gonna call it Daryl.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
Now, how does do you know my husband's name, Denise?
Speaker 3 (06:42):
This is nephew. Tell me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Your husband Daryl got me through prank phone coffee.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
Oh my god, I wasn't gonna come down there.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
And so nobody because right, nobody stow your truck, nobody's
at your house, your alarm side, everything is good. But
Darryl told me, say, we got to get my wife.
We got to get a good Oh. So did we
(07:13):
get you?
Speaker 4 (07:14):
Oh my god, I was sweating.
Speaker 5 (07:16):
I was so angry.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
I was sweating over here.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
All right to tell me this. What is the baddest
and I mean the baddest radio show in the land.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
So Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Play too much. I don't discriminate.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
I prank prank okay, black, White, green, blue, I don't care.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Prankster will come at you all right, get ready.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
It is a Helium Comedy Club, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, July twenty sixth,
twenty seventh, and twenty eighth. July twenty sixth, twenty seventh,
and twenty eighth. The Nephew is coming to town, laying
in the cut. But you don't want to miss, oh, Buffalo,
New York, where I will be flying in.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Okay, I will be flying in bulging. Okay, I'm playing.
You are not Chris Brown. Nephew.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Time is house party comedy Damn, Buffalo, New York. Tickets
are on sale right now at the Shades Performing Arts Center.
It's going down Saturday, August and thirty first.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
This is the beginning. This is in the.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Middle of Labor Day weekend. The nephew is putting the damn.
Then his nephew time me house party comedy. Dam You
do not want to mins. The tickets on sale right now.
Buffalo been a long time baby. Here I come here,
I come tickets on sale, and I might try to
figure out how to zip line in there all the
way across over y'all, all the.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Way to the stage. I'm gonna figure I'm finna do
my Chris Brown interest. That's what I'm finna do.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Okay, Okay, I ain't got zip line money though, so
I'm gonna need somebody to stand back there and hold
the why Why fly in there?
Speaker 1 (08:56):
We're gonna We're gonna be long. We're gonna fly in
there real quick, in and out, Shirley. Nobody there with me.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
I want to be on one end hole in the
Why I want, don't y'all drop me? Want to be
on the other end. I'm gonna fly on in there.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Nobody thinking about you.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
We're gonna go get some buffalo wings and and buffalo
anybody think about your time?
Speaker 1 (09:15):
All right, nophew, thank you? Coming up next Strawberry letters
subject any child that I see could belong to him.
We'll get into that right after this. You're listening Hardy
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