January 2, 2024 • 9 mins
Somebody's black eyed peas gave Fool #1 the BGS and now he wants his hospital bill to be reimbursed.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
It's my strawberry letter for today. The subject my best
friend's wife is too much.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Okay, too much.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
We'll get into it.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
What you hear this letter.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
We'll get into it a little later, but right now
the nephew is here with today's frank phone call.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
What you got for us?
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Nat?
Speaker 2 (00:20):
What this went on in a lot of houses?
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Really, this went on. This happened because you know everybody
bringing them this pot, that pot, the pot. Look, you
know how it go. Then it happened in my house,
and I'm tired of this. This was my last one.
But this right here is the pot. Look bad pot Love.
That's the title, Bad pot Love. Okay, Okay, I know
y'all has to be bringing up y'all house with just
(00:43):
a trifle it. Okay, I'm not gonna say nothing, but
I still won't say something. I know my wife listened.
But your cousin can't bring no mo and put some
damn blueberries in it. She can't do that, nobody. I'm
just gonna go and see it. She can't do it
no more. Okay, you can't bring no greens and they
have some kind of meat in and there ain't turkey,
(01:03):
and we don't know what that is. You can't do
that no more to us some of saucy.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
In the greens.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
What you're doing. You cannot experiment on big holidays? All right,
this is bad pop, Let's go cat them.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Hello. Hello, I'm trying to buying a heather.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Excuse me what you say?
Speaker 3 (01:28):
I'm trying to reach a heather?
Speaker 1 (01:31):
How are you?
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Okay? Listen? Uh, I got your number from from lowest
Look that's my mama. I'm my reach. I'm lowest oldest son.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Now wait wait excuse me? Lois? Who's lowis Lewis?
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Yes, yes, hi? How are you?
Speaker 3 (01:49):
I'm good? You you you? You was at at Mama
Theve's house on New Year's Day? Yes, yes, ebody was there.
Okay when I got When I got there, you was gone.
But what I'm what I'm calling about is you the
one made the black eyed peas?
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Right I did? You enjoyed them?
Speaker 3 (02:09):
No? Enjoy the mother. That's why I'm calling. Let me
say this here, let me say this.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
No, no, no, no, come at work. You can't talk to
me like this. Don't do that, don't do that. Say
whatever you got to say, but please don't curse that me.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Don't go to deal your mother. Things got my father,
he jacked up and I didn't have to go down
to the doctor to get my stomach pumped. I ain't
got no damn insurance for none this. You know this, this,
this didn't have me messed up for the last week.
Number for the loanss to tell you exactly you know
(02:42):
how your damn piece is?
Speaker 4 (02:44):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (02:45):
First fist of all, Okay, I told you ask I'm
at work, I'm around all these white people. I can't
talk to you the way I want to talk to you.
But let me just tell you this. Don't call me
with the dump. First of all, it was a whole
bunch of food there. How do you know how can
you single out my damn beans that made you sit
with all that got food there. You're not gonna blame me.
You get this out of.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Here, Mama Mama Bean says you were the one that
made the place. You.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
I don't give us. Mama Bean said it was all
this food there, and you're gonna single out my beans.
Nobody else complained, you know what the day's date is? Okay,
And not one other person called me about them beans, and.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
By the as a matter of fact, other people were
complimenting me. So for you to call me with the
dumb all late and wrong, gonna blame me, probably because
you need a doctor's appointment. You should have got Obamacare
when it was available to you. And how you want
to call me with no, no, no, no, none of so you
could tell no whatever.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Somebody. You're trying to blame somebody else's food. Joe beings
my stomach up. And that's what the that's what it
falls down to. And at the end of the day,
you're frins.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
You know the hell I hate what doctor bill you said?
Speaker 4 (03:55):
You are having shunk. So how did the hell did you.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
When shot had to play out my pocket to get
my stomach pumped?
Speaker 4 (04:02):
Okay, well taken care of. If you paid out your pocket,
that means the bill is thing so you can get.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
You go reimburse me.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Well no, I'm not going to reimburse you with okay.
In fact, I got more beans for.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
You since you got a problem with them.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
I got a whole bowl for you. Okay, how about
because you fullished, so if it made you, that's good
for you.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Hey, look, look I'm gonna tell you this here right now.
The bill was four hundred and seventy two dollars. I
need four hundred two, four hundred and seventy two dollars
for your bulls things.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
No right, no, no, no, you're not getting no money
from me. And I need to go because I got
work to do. I don't know what you got to do.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Spend it all this time on the phone and talk
about some beans.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
With all that food.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
So the rice didn't do it, the meat didn't do it.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
They had some other gravy. Gravy always people.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Up that didn't do it.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
You want to sing about my beans got of here?
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Don't be calling me with this dumb.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
You know what.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
Now tell me who gave me your number? Because I
don't even know you. I do know your mom.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
I little Mama Bill, My Mama Bean gave me your number.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
I called Mama Deane passing out numbers. Well, I'm gonna
call Mama Dean, and I'm gonna see if anybody else
got sick t which I know they didn't because your
ass is fullish, So I'm gonna call her see if
anybody got sick. How about we do it that way.
And also I'm.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
Gonna call your mother.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Okay, I'm gonna call miss Lewis and see why her
son is calling me on the phone, because this is
something both I'm sick and tired of this phone call.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
And nothing was wrong with my beans.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
If anything's something wrong with.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
You and so take a accident, clear your ass out
and keep it to move. You get off my phone.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Okay, okay, okay, they say they say Tommy had some
problem with the bees.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
To tom, First of all, I don't even know no God, Tom,
I barely know your mom.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
I just know her by face. I don't even know
her know her.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
So Tommy Hugh, I'm calling Mama Dean. She ain't got
no bodiness givting my mother number to nobody.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
This is what you want me to tell Tom.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
I've just told you I don't know anybody named Tommy.
So you can tell him whatever you want to tell them.
And if you kind to gain other people who want
to jump away your side, it's not going to happen
because nobody complained about the beam.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
Give me give me another name, because Tommy wasn't there.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
I know just about everybody that was there wasn't nobody
named Tommy.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
There okay, okay, so you're gonna say, nephew, tell me, nephew,
Tommy wasn't there? What nephew? Tell me? This is nephew
from the Steve Harvey Morning Show with heaven you just
are you crazy? Your cousin? You got me to pray,
(06:42):
Paul call.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
What people walking by me looking at me cause.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
I'm walking again?
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Not trouble with you, Tommy?
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Are you crazy?
Speaker 4 (06:53):
Are good?
Speaker 3 (06:57):
Oh man? You met me wanting to take Hill black
eyed free?
Speaker 1 (07:01):
But oh good, nobody could come. I'm sitting here like
I know, I get these people sack. You weren't gonna
get no money.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Show me this baby, tell me this What is the
baddest the baddest radio show in the lab?
Speaker 4 (07:16):
Oh but you know it?
Speaker 1 (07:17):
But you know it's Steve Harvey Morning Show. Oh my god,
this is great.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Oke's cooking bade baby. You are all right?
Speaker 4 (07:26):
Thank you?
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Having New Year?
Speaker 3 (07:29):
All right, New year and next year I'll probably pop
off at mama been house. Here.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
You are welcome to come.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
We're gonna stop all this this bad pod Look, we're
gonna stop it. We're gonna stop bringing these pod loucks
than police.
Speaker 5 (07:47):
Well, we need food please, you know what happened in
my house?
Speaker 3 (07:50):
What you know?
Speaker 5 (07:51):
It's been doing keto low cards. I just decided, you know,
enjoying my day, so I let go at all. I
had three sweet potato pies.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
I said, okay, so when I get.
Speaker 5 (08:05):
Throw on my chill and give me a big hunk
of sweet potato pie. Do you know they ate all
three of them sweet potato pie before you got told dog?
I went over there and Margie said, you didn't get
no pine. No. I was waiting because after the game,
they ate all three of them sweet potato pie. Kids,
(08:26):
the kids, the grandparents, their friends. I walked in the kitchen,
I looked at everybody.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
I'm different. I get mad at my wife at that point.
Have me some food inside, take care of me.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Very night, have me some food. Yeah, okay, if you
don't mind, you have me a plate set aside. I'm
not gonna eat these large, gigantic plates and everybody are eating.
I'm not gonna do that. What if she put your
plate aside and somebody eat it? And now you decame
(09:02):
to my house, Dean?
Speaker 4 (09:05):
All right, well, thank you nephew for that.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
Good luck in your marriage. All right, we're coming up
Strawberry letter, subject my best friend's wife is too much.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
We'll get into it right after this.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
You're listening Hardy Morning Show
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
It's my strawberry letter for today. The subject my best
friend's wife is too much.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Okay, too much.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
We'll get into it.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
What you hear this letter.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
We'll get into it a little later, but right now
the nephew is here with today's frank phone call.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
What you got for us?
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Nat?
Speaker 2 (00:20):
What this went on in a lot of houses?
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Really, this went on. This happened because you know everybody
bringing them this pot, that pot, the pot. Look, you
know how it go. Then it happened in my house,
and I'm tired of this. This was my last one.
But this right here is the pot. Look bad pot Love.
That's the title, Bad pot Love. Okay, Okay, I know
y'all has to be bringing up y'all house with just
(00:43):
a trifle it. Okay, I'm not gonna say nothing, but
I still won't say something. I know my wife listened.
But your cousin can't bring no mo and put some
damn blueberries in it. She can't do that, nobody. I'm
just gonna go and see it. She can't do it
no more. Okay, you can't bring no greens and they
have some kind of meat in and there ain't turkey,
(01:03):
and we don't know what that is. You can't do
that no more to us some of saucy.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
In the greens.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
What you're doing. You cannot experiment on big holidays? All right,
this is bad pop, Let's go cat them.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Hello. Hello, I'm trying to buying a heather.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Excuse me what you say?
Speaker 3 (01:28):
I'm trying to reach a heather?
Speaker 1 (01:31):
How are you?
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Okay? Listen? Uh, I got your number from from lowest
Look that's my mama. I'm my reach. I'm lowest oldest son.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Now wait wait excuse me? Lois? Who's lowis Lewis?
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Yes, yes, hi? How are you?
Speaker 3 (01:49):
I'm good? You you you? You was at at Mama
Theve's house on New Year's Day? Yes, yes, ebody was there.
Okay when I got When I got there, you was gone.
But what I'm what I'm calling about is you the
one made the black eyed peas?
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Right I did? You enjoyed them?
Speaker 3 (02:09):
No? Enjoy the mother. That's why I'm calling. Let me
say this here, let me say this.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
No, no, no, no, come at work. You can't talk to
me like this. Don't do that, don't do that. Say
whatever you got to say, but please don't curse that me.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Don't go to deal your mother. Things got my father,
he jacked up and I didn't have to go down
to the doctor to get my stomach pumped. I ain't
got no damn insurance for none this. You know this, this,
this didn't have me messed up for the last week.
Number for the loanss to tell you exactly you know
(02:42):
how your damn piece is?
Speaker 4 (02:44):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (02:45):
First fist of all, Okay, I told you ask I'm
at work, I'm around all these white people. I can't
talk to you the way I want to talk to you.
But let me just tell you this. Don't call me
with the dump. First of all, it was a whole
bunch of food there. How do you know how can
you single out my damn beans that made you sit
with all that got food there. You're not gonna blame me.
You get this out of.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Here, Mama Mama Bean says you were the one that
made the place. You.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
I don't give us. Mama Bean said it was all
this food there, and you're gonna single out my beans.
Nobody else complained, you know what the day's date is? Okay,
And not one other person called me about them beans, and.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
By the as a matter of fact, other people were
complimenting me. So for you to call me with the
dumb all late and wrong, gonna blame me, probably because
you need a doctor's appointment. You should have got Obamacare
when it was available to you. And how you want
to call me with no, no, no, no, none of so you
could tell no whatever.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Somebody. You're trying to blame somebody else's food. Joe beings
my stomach up. And that's what the that's what it
falls down to. And at the end of the day,
you're frins.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
You know the hell I hate what doctor bill you said?
Speaker 4 (03:55):
You are having shunk. So how did the hell did you.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
When shot had to play out my pocket to get
my stomach pumped?
Speaker 4 (04:02):
Okay, well taken care of. If you paid out your pocket,
that means the bill is thing so you can get.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
You go reimburse me.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Well no, I'm not going to reimburse you with okay.
In fact, I got more beans for.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
You since you got a problem with them.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
I got a whole bowl for you. Okay, how about
because you fullished, so if it made you, that's good
for you.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Hey, look, look I'm gonna tell you this here right now.
The bill was four hundred and seventy two dollars. I
need four hundred two, four hundred and seventy two dollars
for your bulls things.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
No right, no, no, no, you're not getting no money
from me. And I need to go because I got
work to do. I don't know what you got to do.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Spend it all this time on the phone and talk
about some beans.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
With all that food.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
So the rice didn't do it, the meat didn't do it.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
They had some other gravy. Gravy always people.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Up that didn't do it.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
You want to sing about my beans got of here?
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Don't be calling me with this dumb.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
You know what.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
Now tell me who gave me your number? Because I
don't even know you. I do know your mom.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
I little Mama Bill, My Mama Bean gave me your number.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
I called Mama Deane passing out numbers. Well, I'm gonna
call Mama Dean, and I'm gonna see if anybody else
got sick t which I know they didn't because your
ass is fullish, So I'm gonna call her see if
anybody got sick. How about we do it that way.
And also I'm.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
Gonna call your mother.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Okay, I'm gonna call miss Lewis and see why her
son is calling me on the phone, because this is
something both I'm sick and tired of this phone call.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
And nothing was wrong with my beans.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
If anything's something wrong with.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
You and so take a accident, clear your ass out
and keep it to move. You get off my phone.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Okay, okay, okay, they say they say Tommy had some
problem with the bees.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
To tom, First of all, I don't even know no God, Tom,
I barely know your mom.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
I just know her by face. I don't even know
her know her.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
So Tommy Hugh, I'm calling Mama Dean. She ain't got
no bodiness givting my mother number to nobody.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
This is what you want me to tell Tom.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
I've just told you I don't know anybody named Tommy.
So you can tell him whatever you want to tell them.
And if you kind to gain other people who want
to jump away your side, it's not going to happen
because nobody complained about the beam.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
Give me give me another name, because Tommy wasn't there.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
I know just about everybody that was there wasn't nobody
named Tommy.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
There okay, okay, so you're gonna say, nephew, tell me, nephew,
Tommy wasn't there? What nephew? Tell me? This is nephew
from the Steve Harvey Morning Show with heaven you just
are you crazy? Your cousin? You got me to pray,
(06:42):
Paul call.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
What people walking by me looking at me cause.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
I'm walking again?
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Not trouble with you, Tommy?
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Are you crazy?
Speaker 4 (06:53):
Are good?
Speaker 3 (06:57):
Oh man? You met me wanting to take Hill black
eyed free?
Speaker 1 (07:01):
But oh good, nobody could come. I'm sitting here like
I know, I get these people sack. You weren't gonna
get no money.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Show me this baby, tell me this What is the
baddest the baddest radio show in the lab?
Speaker 4 (07:16):
Oh but you know it?
Speaker 1 (07:17):
But you know it's Steve Harvey Morning Show. Oh my god,
this is great.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Oke's cooking bade baby. You are all right?
Speaker 4 (07:26):
Thank you?
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Having New Year?
Speaker 3 (07:29):
All right, New year and next year I'll probably pop
off at mama been house. Here.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
You are welcome to come.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
We're gonna stop all this this bad pod Look, we're
gonna stop it. We're gonna stop bringing these pod loucks
than police.
Speaker 5 (07:47):
Well, we need food please, you know what happened in
my house?
Speaker 3 (07:50):
What you know?
Speaker 5 (07:51):
It's been doing keto low cards. I just decided, you know,
enjoying my day, so I let go at all. I
had three sweet potato pies.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
I said, okay, so when I get.
Speaker 5 (08:05):
Throw on my chill and give me a big hunk
of sweet potato pie. Do you know they ate all
three of them sweet potato pie before you got told dog?
I went over there and Margie said, you didn't get
no pine. No. I was waiting because after the game,
they ate all three of them sweet potato pie. Kids,
(08:26):
the kids, the grandparents, their friends. I walked in the kitchen,
I looked at everybody.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
I'm different. I get mad at my wife at that point.
Have me some food inside, take care of me.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Very night, have me some food. Yeah, okay, if you
don't mind, you have me a plate set aside. I'm
not gonna eat these large, gigantic plates and everybody are eating.
I'm not gonna do that. What if she put your
plate aside and somebody eat it? And now you decame
(09:02):
to my house, Dean?
Speaker 4 (09:05):
All right, well, thank you nephew for that.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
Good luck in your marriage. All right, we're coming up
Strawberry letter, subject my best friend's wife is too much.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
We'll get into it right after this.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
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