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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This right here is my daddy's favorite. This was my
daddy's favorite. Right. This is call Can I have your kidney?
Can I have your kidney? My daddy made me put
this on a CD over and over until it was
on there the whole cit It just ran thirty five
for the time.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Because he didn't want to press your button.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
He just wanted to keep coming back. Shall I have
your kidney? Cat Dog? If you would.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach a brother, Conny. This
is kind of how you doing, bro? This is Deacon Patterson,
call him from the church. How you doing today? Uh,
Deacon Patterson? Yeah, just do it finding yourself, sir. I'm
doing good, doing good. You know the church is behind
you on what you're going through. When we were praying
for you, man, we know all about the you know
(00:52):
you're going in the surgery on Friday to get your
get your painterers removed. So I wanted to give you
a call, man, have a word of prayer and let
you know that we all are pulling for you, and
we know that that the man upstairs is gonna pull
you through the success. Well, God bless and keep you,
uh that, Deacon, God blessing keep you because I tell
you I'm going through something here. Me and my wife,
(01:13):
we've been talking about it, and we've been praying on it,
and it sure's a wonderful thing to know that your
church is with you and and y'all thinking about me
in prayer. I I really had to take this, this
to the Lord. This is a serious thing with me,
and I ain't never had an operation before in my life,
and I know I need it. My wife have made
it clear, the doctor that made it clear, and I
(01:34):
believe I'm ready to go forward beaconse. It was that
Deacon Patterson. That's right, Bigger. I haven't I haven't been.
I've been to church probably about about uh probably about
eight months now. You've pretty much been out most of
the time. Yes, I have been out of here. Yeah,
so I've seen you a couple of times. But I
wanted to call and and and and put a word
in for you and let him, you know, let you
(01:55):
know that we're all praying for you to church. He's
the Lord can't raise to get back. And we know
out for Friday is gonna definitely be a great success. Yes,
and we're gonna give the victory to who the victory. Yes, sir,
he's the victory he is. Let me let me have
a word of proud with your brother con if you
don't mind, just by your head from me. Father God,
we ask right now, we ask right now that you
(02:16):
touch brother Conley as he goes in on Friday, please
put your hands on him. We ask Father, that you
hold on to the doctor that's getting ready to go
and to put surgery on. Yes, we asked that you
make sure that the doctor he's got a strong eye
on that morning, walk with him. We asked that that
that he got a steady hand when he got the
(02:38):
scoppel in his hand. We asked that you hold on
to him please as it goes into a surgery, because
we don't come side the morning. The victory gonna belong
to brother Conley and the Lord. Thank you Lord. We
know all of is, but we we we asked that
you take that painters and you remove it out successly,
close him back up like it will never been into. Then, folk,
(03:00):
walk with me. That's what we're asking. We asked your Lord.
At the same time that they're removing this pancreas Lord,
we asked that your reach around his backside and we
asked that you cut his kidney. Lord, touch his kidney
and make it whole, make it one hundred and ten percent.
We want you to make that that kidney like it's
been next beast kidney. It was Beacon Deacon. That's Deacon
(03:23):
Deacon whoop Pat Dexon Castle. Yes, you know you're saying,
they et nuncer. There's nothing wrong with my kidney, Deacon.
I'm doing. I'm doing. Finn, the lordest Lord is then
made it. Well, he's gonna work on my packreage. That's
what the doctor's operating though they don't trap me forward
and that's what they plan to remove. So really, my
kidney is fined. They did what they called it when
they me in my eyes and everything else is fined.
(03:44):
He ain't working on nothing but my packreas, sir, right right, right, Well,
let me say I'm glad you brought it up with this,
this this wouldn't we want to call you? Uh, what
I want to ask you and I know we we
you know we've never met. What I was gonna ask
you was yeah, and I know this is. I hate
to come at you in the final hour and you're
getting ready to go have certain and all that, But
if you don't mind it when they go in on
(04:06):
Friday morning and and remove that painter is out? Do
you think that that that they could go in and
get one of your kidneys? Because I need one? Hold?
Hold on, just me digging up what you say? What
you say? See see see what else I've been going
through myself with a little helment. And and I'm wondering
(04:27):
if if I need a kidney, and I'm wondering if
you can give me one of yours when they go
in and get your pain because they gonna already have
your open. Did you say you wanted them to take
one of my kidneys? Yeah, and give it to me
because I need one? You need a kidney?
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:41):
But what I mean you already gonna be laying there open.
Wait a minute, mister, you need a kidney. I need
help with my packers. You gonna call me with man,
This ain't no work of the Lord. Now you say
you a dickon like I said, dickon patters of my name.
But see what I'm asking you? If what me, man,
brother Connley, what harm is that if you already open
(05:04):
and laying on the table. Oh, you ain't heard of
dang I said, have you? I said, I'll be man,
you crazy as hell. Now what I'm gonna have to do.
I'm gonna need to call the pastor because here's something
going on here. You say you knew you mannered to
mister matter. In fact, you too knew to know who
you're talking to. What I'm saying is you have two
(05:24):
look like you said. You say they did the MRI
I good. Don't give them what I said they did. Man,
I got two kidneys. You got to one of your advantage.
That's your problem. Mister. Let me tell you something. I'm
trying to get well, and you call them with this.
You say you're a new dicker, you soo is and
you won't be at that church loan. I tell you
that because if I ever get gold to your sister,
(05:44):
we got some Richmond and do what is this gonna
hurt for you to give me one of them kitteners
and both of them if both them kittens is good,
ain't gonna hit him thank him. You ain't getting my kidney. Man,
ain't gona huad? What's wrong with you? Say? Man? All
I'm saying is if you're gonna be opening laying on
the table. What is it gonna hurt? How you got
me wond now you're gonna till mmote me laying on
the table. What kind of a pay you in charge of? Mister?
(06:07):
Let me tell you something I was. I need to
meet you before I get to the hospital and live.
I can hip they got nothing man getting into yours.
I can tell you that we now, you won't feel
a thing I got that. There's too many games going
on in the church today. I'll be you're gonna call
and talk me out of one of my kiddingess. Man,
I'm trying to live just like you, trying to let
you know it. Take care of me because what you
(06:28):
talking about? I ain't got a thing to do with Jesus.
You can catch my and get off my phone, that's
what you can do. Can I say one more thing
to you? What is you listening to me? Man? How
to listen to you? And you ain't talking about nothing
that's got nothing to do with what's going on with me?
Mister you running the game? If I could get to
you'all put land in your What Can I just say
(06:49):
one more thing and then I'm gonna let you go?
Is you're listening for what bless us left you timing
from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked
by your daughter. Oh Lord have that girl. Lord have mercy.
Lord have much Jesus you all right? Please forgive me
(07:10):
Lord him merch whoa yo, I'm gonna have to Lord
him Mersey. My heart is time painting. Hell, Lord, have mercy. Jesus. Brother, Comedy,
I gotta ask you one more thing, man, What is
the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show in
the land to Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Now you have it that goes out to the late
Great Thomas w Your Miles Senior.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Right now?
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Can I have your kidney? Yes, sir? Hot warming, hot warming,
Hot warming made me a man, made me be a man.
I'm glad too.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
All right.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
June teenth Comedy Celebration. How ya I've been talking about it.
It's getting ready to happen Dicky's Arena Thursday, June nineteenth.
Tickets on sale right now. It's an all white affair
and all white affair. We got Bubba Dove, Melanika Matto, Earthquake,
Darneil Riley. Ask you Larry in the building. JJ Williamson,
That boy funny and we got the legend himself, DL
(08:04):
Hugh Bett. All hosted by yours truly nephew Tommy. Tickets
are on sale right now. Thank you, Shirtly back to
you if you take it away from here. You have
so many people in your head.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Still a lot of them out, but yeah, all right,
thank you enough.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
You're listening.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Harvey Morning Show,
This right here is my daddy's favorite. This was my
daddy's favorite. Right. This is call Can I have your kidney?
Can I have your kidney? My daddy made me put
this on a CD over and over until it was
on there the whole cit It just ran thirty five
for the time.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Because he didn't want to press your button.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
He just wanted to keep coming back. Shall I have
your kidney? Cat Dog? If you would.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach a brother, Conny. This
is kind of how you doing, bro? This is Deacon Patterson,
call him from the church. How you doing today? Uh,
Deacon Patterson? Yeah, just do it finding yourself, sir. I'm
doing good, doing good. You know the church is behind
you on what you're going through. When we were praying
for you, man, we know all about the you know
(00:52):
you're going in the surgery on Friday to get your
get your painterers removed. So I wanted to give you
a call, man, have a word of prayer and let
you know that we all are pulling for you, and
we know that that the man upstairs is gonna pull
you through the success. Well, God bless and keep you,
uh that, Deacon, God blessing keep you because I tell
you I'm going through something here. Me and my wife,
(01:13):
we've been talking about it, and we've been praying on it,
and it sure's a wonderful thing to know that your
church is with you and and y'all thinking about me
in prayer. I I really had to take this, this
to the Lord. This is a serious thing with me,
and I ain't never had an operation before in my life,
and I know I need it. My wife have made
it clear, the doctor that made it clear, and I
(01:34):
believe I'm ready to go forward beaconse. It was that
Deacon Patterson. That's right, Bigger. I haven't I haven't been.
I've been to church probably about about uh probably about
eight months now. You've pretty much been out most of
the time. Yes, I have been out of here. Yeah,
so I've seen you a couple of times. But I
wanted to call and and and and put a word
in for you and let him, you know, let you
(01:55):
know that we're all praying for you to church. He's
the Lord can't raise to get back. And we know
out for Friday is gonna definitely be a great success. Yes,
and we're gonna give the victory to who the victory. Yes, sir,
he's the victory he is. Let me let me have
a word of proud with your brother con if you
don't mind, just by your head from me. Father God,
we ask right now, we ask right now that you
(02:16):
touch brother Conley as he goes in on Friday, please
put your hands on him. We ask Father, that you
hold on to the doctor that's getting ready to go
and to put surgery on. Yes, we asked that you
make sure that the doctor he's got a strong eye
on that morning, walk with him. We asked that that
that he got a steady hand when he got the
(02:38):
scoppel in his hand. We asked that you hold on
to him please as it goes into a surgery, because
we don't come side the morning. The victory gonna belong
to brother Conley and the Lord. Thank you Lord. We
know all of is, but we we we asked that
you take that painters and you remove it out successly,
close him back up like it will never been into. Then, folk,
(03:00):
walk with me. That's what we're asking. We asked your Lord.
At the same time that they're removing this pancreas Lord,
we asked that your reach around his backside and we
asked that you cut his kidney. Lord, touch his kidney
and make it whole, make it one hundred and ten percent.
We want you to make that that kidney like it's
been next beast kidney. It was Beacon Deacon. That's Deacon
(03:23):
Deacon whoop Pat Dexon Castle. Yes, you know you're saying,
they et nuncer. There's nothing wrong with my kidney, Deacon.
I'm doing. I'm doing. Finn, the lordest Lord is then
made it. Well, he's gonna work on my packreage. That's
what the doctor's operating though they don't trap me forward
and that's what they plan to remove. So really, my
kidney is fined. They did what they called it when
they me in my eyes and everything else is fined.
(03:44):
He ain't working on nothing but my packreas, sir, right right, right, Well,
let me say I'm glad you brought it up with this,
this this wouldn't we want to call you? Uh, what
I want to ask you and I know we we
you know we've never met. What I was gonna ask
you was yeah, and I know this is. I hate
to come at you in the final hour and you're
getting ready to go have certain and all that, But
if you don't mind it when they go in on
(04:06):
Friday morning and and remove that painter is out? Do
you think that that that they could go in and
get one of your kidneys? Because I need one? Hold?
Hold on, just me digging up what you say? What
you say? See see see what else I've been going
through myself with a little helment. And and I'm wondering
(04:27):
if if I need a kidney, and I'm wondering if
you can give me one of yours when they go
in and get your pain because they gonna already have
your open. Did you say you wanted them to take
one of my kidneys? Yeah, and give it to me
because I need one? You need a kidney?
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:41):
But what I mean you already gonna be laying there open.
Wait a minute, mister, you need a kidney. I need
help with my packers. You gonna call me with man,
This ain't no work of the Lord. Now you say
you a dickon like I said, dickon patters of my name.
But see what I'm asking you? If what me, man,
brother Connley, what harm is that if you already open
(05:04):
and laying on the table. Oh, you ain't heard of
dang I said, have you? I said, I'll be man,
you crazy as hell. Now what I'm gonna have to do.
I'm gonna need to call the pastor because here's something
going on here. You say you knew you mannered to
mister matter. In fact, you too knew to know who
you're talking to. What I'm saying is you have two
(05:24):
look like you said. You say they did the MRI
I good. Don't give them what I said they did. Man,
I got two kidneys. You got to one of your advantage.
That's your problem. Mister. Let me tell you something. I'm
trying to get well, and you call them with this.
You say you're a new dicker, you soo is and
you won't be at that church loan. I tell you
that because if I ever get gold to your sister,
(05:44):
we got some Richmond and do what is this gonna
hurt for you to give me one of them kitteners
and both of them if both them kittens is good,
ain't gonna hit him thank him. You ain't getting my kidney. Man,
ain't gona huad? What's wrong with you? Say? Man? All
I'm saying is if you're gonna be opening laying on
the table. What is it gonna hurt? How you got
me wond now you're gonna till mmote me laying on
the table. What kind of a pay you in charge of? Mister?
(06:07):
Let me tell you something I was. I need to
meet you before I get to the hospital and live.
I can hip they got nothing man getting into yours.
I can tell you that we now, you won't feel
a thing I got that. There's too many games going
on in the church today. I'll be you're gonna call
and talk me out of one of my kiddingess. Man,
I'm trying to live just like you, trying to let
you know it. Take care of me because what you
(06:28):
talking about? I ain't got a thing to do with Jesus.
You can catch my and get off my phone, that's
what you can do. Can I say one more thing
to you? What is you listening to me? Man? How
to listen to you? And you ain't talking about nothing
that's got nothing to do with what's going on with me?
Mister you running the game? If I could get to
you'all put land in your What Can I just say
(06:49):
one more thing and then I'm gonna let you go?
Is you're listening for what bless us left you timing
from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked
by your daughter. Oh Lord have that girl. Lord have mercy.
Lord have much Jesus you all right? Please forgive me
(07:10):
Lord him merch whoa yo, I'm gonna have to Lord
him Mersey. My heart is time painting. Hell, Lord, have mercy. Jesus. Brother, Comedy,
I gotta ask you one more thing, man, What is
the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show in
the land to Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Now you have it that goes out to the late
Great Thomas w Your Miles Senior.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Right now?
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Can I have your kidney? Yes, sir? Hot warming, hot warming,
Hot warming made me a man, made me be a man.
I'm glad too.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
All right.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
June teenth Comedy Celebration. How ya I've been talking about it.
It's getting ready to happen Dicky's Arena Thursday, June nineteenth.
Tickets on sale right now. It's an all white affair
and all white affair. We got Bubba Dove, Melanika Matto, Earthquake,
Darneil Riley. Ask you Larry in the building. JJ Williamson,
That boy funny and we got the legend himself, DL
(08:04):
Hugh Bett. All hosted by yours truly nephew Tommy. Tickets
are on sale right now. Thank you, Shirtly back to
you if you take it away from here. You have
so many people in your head.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Still a lot of them out, but yeah, all right,
thank you enough.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
You're listening.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Harvey Morning Show,
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