March 25, 2025 • 9 mins
Tommy poses as a artist and calls a man in Harlem to ask to use his wife as a nude model for his painting.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The nephew is here with today's prank. Phone call, nephew,
what do you have for us today?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
You know, you.
Speaker 3 (00:05):
Don't know if you don't ask, you know what I mean,
things just Dana, God, you have to ask them, you know.
Sometimes you have to take that step. And a lot
of people just so afraid to take that step, afraid
to ask the hard questions. And sometimes, you know, in
order to get results, you got to ask the tough questions.
(00:26):
And the question is the title of the prank is
can I paint your wife naked?
Speaker 4 (00:34):
That's the question.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
There's something wrong with everything you just said.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Okay, can I paint your wife naked? That's all I'm asking.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
You know what this is? Is this a short prank?
Because the answer is no. There was a Ready to
Love episode kind of like this. They were painting naked.
I mean, I mean this woman was full frontal naked.
You had to blur.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
It wasn't full in front of she was she was
back with nicked too.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
But that's we saw.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Yeah, there's no other way to be naked cheerly. There's
nothing going I mean, yeah, just full frontal. It's all.
It's everything side back, upside down.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
You're naked something. Yeah, when did you become so comfortable
with being naked? Because you've always been we've known him.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
That's y'all problem. I walk out in my backyard naked
all the time. Where come from, y'all, y'all gotta get
more comfortable with that. That's my neighbors. What this is
my property?
Speaker 2 (01:49):
This?
Speaker 3 (01:49):
This is my two acres. I'm walking around my two acres.
All right, let's go, cat dog? Can I paint your wife? Niked?
Speaker 4 (01:55):
Hello?
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Hello, I wish to speak with a mister please, Hello, sir,
my name is Sebastian. I am with the Art Institute
and I wanted to give you a call about I
have a huge showing coming up where I am going
to be displaying my portfolio and all of my drawings
(02:17):
within it. But I have one drawing that I am
looking to display that I have not put on canvas yet,
and I'm looking to take something of essence to put
on canvas, and I wanted to call you about getting permissioned.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
Well wait, hold on, dog, this to stop me right now.
I don't do that.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
I am not a model.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
That's not my profession. So you would not waste your
time no more, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
No, mister, I don't think you understand that my showing
is going to have some very important people there. I am,
like I said before, with Art Institute.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Okay, yeah, but I said I don't do that.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
That's not me.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
I mean, I know what was you just calling folks up?
You a solicitors on I mean y'all just randomly picking
out folks in China to get them the model look.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Sir, mister, No, I'm not just randomly calling people. I
actually have done research in order to get your number.
What I'm doing is I'm not calling you as far
being a model that I'm going to portray on canvas,
but you have something far more greater visually that I
would like to hold on canvas. Now you're married to
(03:25):
your wife? Is am? I correct?
Speaker 4 (03:27):
The whole world?
Speaker 2 (03:28):
World War Dog?
Speaker 4 (03:29):
No? For who is this sious?
Speaker 2 (03:32):
I can get my number?
Speaker 4 (03:33):
No, I can get my number because you're talking about
my wife and stuff with me and my wife.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
My name is Sebastian. I am with Art Institute. What
I'm trying to do with capture and mortalize the beauty
of accience on Canda lis.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
Okay yo for real, though, you just can't. You don't
talk about my wife, all right.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
So I'm not I'm not calling in a negative manner
towards your wife. I want to I want to modelize
her and capture her on canvas, the beauty that she beholds.
I've seen your wife several times. You guys, resign, whoa, whoa?
Speaker 4 (04:08):
Whoa? Do you see my wife? Wait? What do you
see my wife?
Speaker 3 (04:10):
That?
Speaker 2 (04:11):
What?
Speaker 4 (04:11):
Why you? Why you?
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Why are you watching my wife? I've seen her. She
she shops on one hundred and twenty fifth Street in
hallm I've seen her so many times there, and she
holds all the beauty that an artist would like to
put on kanvas. Like I said before, I have a
huge showing in May. You're welcome to come out as well.
There's going to be so many important people there. But
I want to call and get permission from you about
(04:32):
painting your wife. No, you ain't got that permission.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
Play well, you just can't. You just can't go around
following my wife and trying to motalize her.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Whatever is there?
Speaker 3 (04:42):
All right?
Speaker 2 (04:42):
So so, but I would like to let you know
I have taken the liberty myself. I have painted your
wife's head and what.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
Joe, you have lost your damn mind. You can't be
just walking around here painting folks headed. You gotta get
permission for that. What's wrong with you?
Speaker 2 (05:00):
You are crazy? You don't understand your wife holds the
essence that every artist.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
Wants to do.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
I don't care what she holds.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
You can't be going around peinting folks heads.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Wrong with you? Sure, that's the reason why I'm calling
trying to get permission from you all. Sebastian want to
put your wife on canvas because she holds the essence
that every artist wants to behold. She mortalized the beauty
of canast Oh.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
Hold of the hold of the hold of God. You're
telling me you walking around column painting my wife's head?
What is that? What are you doing, dude?
Speaker 2 (05:35):
I'm only trying to complete myorfolio. All, No, your portfolio here?
Speaker 4 (05:40):
Listen it is If I see my wife's head anywhere,
I don't care New Player Magazine, I don't care where
you deal. Boy Webb Yo, I'm gonna find your I'm
gonna whoop your Do you understand what I'm saying you?
I'm gonna sume you understand that.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Sure, I don't want to have a duel with you, sir.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
Adde is a duel?
Speaker 2 (06:00):
What they do?
Speaker 4 (06:01):
In fact? What name is a bastion? Who come name is?
That's a fashion? Sure?
Speaker 2 (06:07):
All I want to do is paint your wife in
horahest and purest form. That's all.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
There's law and purest for me. What what the do
you want? Seriously?
Speaker 2 (06:18):
I want to paint your wife. I want to paint
her in the nude?
Speaker 4 (06:24):
On you watch your mind? Nothing not enough?
Speaker 2 (06:29):
That's what you should do.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
Tell me where you at you want to paint something,
I'll give you something to pay. Tell me where you
act on twenty fifth? Read me what twenty fifth? That's
what's up? I want to whoop your read me, read me,
paint me, paint me? You want your mind talking about?
You wanna paint my wife and the nude? It's gonna
take them brush you to stick them off.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Your mister, she holds the essence that every person should.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
I'll give up what she holds as I don't give
a watch your mid for accuris like that.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Sure, I must ask you. Do you think that you
are the only person that has seen your wife in
the news. Sure, that's been men before you that have
seen her in the.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
Next day for you and my wife ain't no more
you call my wife? Is that what you're saying? Are
you calling my wife?
Speaker 2 (07:17):
You? I want to paint your wife and the beauty
that she bought in uncanvas.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
Did you not understand? I just said, you know, I
told you me me on the corner of one twenty
fifth and claim Powell. I got one more thing. I
just want to say, nephew, tell me from the Steve
harm In Morning Show. You just god paint by your boy?
(07:45):
What what this is?
Speaker 2 (07:48):
This is nephew. There's a nephew till before the Steve
Harmy Morning Show.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
No. Oh oh man, yo man.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Yo, man.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
Fuck. I was moving Francist here, dude.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
I mean you've got me dog oh man? Yeah God
it was Sebastian.
Speaker 4 (08:09):
Yeah, dude, you get some bash. I was about to
ya and Sebastians. I was the paint brushes and were
about to paint at them with your.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
He told me, man, he said, man, he he loved
his wife. I said, let me say this right now,
loves you. Let me get one more pay from you.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
Man.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
What is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show.
In Blane.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
Man, it's Steve Hobby in the Morning Show.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
Baby, I hope you enjoyed it.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
The nephew is here with today's prank. Phone call, nephew,
what do you have for us today?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
You know, you.
Speaker 3 (00:05):
Don't know if you don't ask, you know what I mean,
things just Dana, God, you have to ask them, you know.
Sometimes you have to take that step. And a lot
of people just so afraid to take that step, afraid
to ask the hard questions. And sometimes, you know, in
order to get results, you got to ask the tough questions.
(00:26):
And the question is the title of the prank is
can I paint your wife naked?
Speaker 4 (00:34):
That's the question.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
There's something wrong with everything you just said.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Okay, can I paint your wife naked? That's all I'm asking.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
You know what this is? Is this a short prank?
Because the answer is no. There was a Ready to
Love episode kind of like this. They were painting naked.
I mean, I mean this woman was full frontal naked.
You had to blur.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
It wasn't full in front of she was she was
back with nicked too.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
But that's we saw.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Yeah, there's no other way to be naked cheerly. There's
nothing going I mean, yeah, just full frontal. It's all.
It's everything side back, upside down.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
You're naked something. Yeah, when did you become so comfortable
with being naked? Because you've always been we've known him.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
That's y'all problem. I walk out in my backyard naked
all the time. Where come from, y'all, y'all gotta get
more comfortable with that. That's my neighbors. What this is
my property?
Speaker 2 (01:49):
This?
Speaker 3 (01:49):
This is my two acres. I'm walking around my two acres.
All right, let's go, cat dog? Can I paint your wife? Niked?
Speaker 4 (01:55):
Hello?
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Hello, I wish to speak with a mister please, Hello, sir,
my name is Sebastian. I am with the Art Institute
and I wanted to give you a call about I
have a huge showing coming up where I am going
to be displaying my portfolio and all of my drawings
(02:17):
within it. But I have one drawing that I am
looking to display that I have not put on canvas yet,
and I'm looking to take something of essence to put
on canvas, and I wanted to call you about getting permissioned.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
Well wait, hold on, dog, this to stop me right now.
I don't do that.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
I am not a model.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
That's not my profession. So you would not waste your
time no more, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
No, mister, I don't think you understand that my showing
is going to have some very important people there. I am,
like I said before, with Art Institute.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Okay, yeah, but I said I don't do that.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
That's not me.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
I mean, I know what was you just calling folks up?
You a solicitors on I mean y'all just randomly picking
out folks in China to get them the model look.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Sir, mister, No, I'm not just randomly calling people. I
actually have done research in order to get your number.
What I'm doing is I'm not calling you as far
being a model that I'm going to portray on canvas,
but you have something far more greater visually that I
would like to hold on canvas. Now you're married to
(03:25):
your wife? Is am? I correct?
Speaker 4 (03:27):
The whole world?
Speaker 2 (03:28):
World War Dog?
Speaker 4 (03:29):
No? For who is this sious?
Speaker 2 (03:32):
I can get my number?
Speaker 4 (03:33):
No, I can get my number because you're talking about
my wife and stuff with me and my wife.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
My name is Sebastian. I am with Art Institute. What
I'm trying to do with capture and mortalize the beauty
of accience on Canda lis.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
Okay yo for real, though, you just can't. You don't
talk about my wife, all right.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
So I'm not I'm not calling in a negative manner
towards your wife. I want to I want to modelize
her and capture her on canvas, the beauty that she beholds.
I've seen your wife several times. You guys, resign, whoa, whoa?
Speaker 4 (04:08):
Whoa? Do you see my wife? Wait? What do you
see my wife?
Speaker 3 (04:10):
That?
Speaker 2 (04:11):
What?
Speaker 4 (04:11):
Why you? Why you?
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Why are you watching my wife? I've seen her. She
she shops on one hundred and twenty fifth Street in
hallm I've seen her so many times there, and she
holds all the beauty that an artist would like to
put on kanvas. Like I said before, I have a
huge showing in May. You're welcome to come out as well.
There's going to be so many important people there. But
I want to call and get permission from you about
(04:32):
painting your wife. No, you ain't got that permission.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
Play well, you just can't. You just can't go around
following my wife and trying to motalize her.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Whatever is there?
Speaker 3 (04:42):
All right?
Speaker 2 (04:42):
So so, but I would like to let you know
I have taken the liberty myself. I have painted your
wife's head and what.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
Joe, you have lost your damn mind. You can't be
just walking around here painting folks headed. You gotta get
permission for that. What's wrong with you?
Speaker 2 (05:00):
You are crazy? You don't understand your wife holds the
essence that every artist.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
Wants to do.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
I don't care what she holds.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
You can't be going around peinting folks heads.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Wrong with you? Sure, that's the reason why I'm calling
trying to get permission from you all. Sebastian want to
put your wife on canvas because she holds the essence
that every artist wants to behold. She mortalized the beauty
of canast Oh.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
Hold of the hold of the hold of God. You're
telling me you walking around column painting my wife's head?
What is that? What are you doing, dude?
Speaker 2 (05:35):
I'm only trying to complete myorfolio. All, No, your portfolio here?
Speaker 4 (05:40):
Listen it is If I see my wife's head anywhere,
I don't care New Player Magazine, I don't care where
you deal. Boy Webb Yo, I'm gonna find your I'm
gonna whoop your Do you understand what I'm saying you?
I'm gonna sume you understand that.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Sure, I don't want to have a duel with you, sir.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
Adde is a duel?
Speaker 2 (06:00):
What they do?
Speaker 4 (06:01):
In fact? What name is a bastion? Who come name is?
That's a fashion? Sure?
Speaker 2 (06:07):
All I want to do is paint your wife in
horahest and purest form. That's all.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
There's law and purest for me. What what the do
you want? Seriously?
Speaker 2 (06:18):
I want to paint your wife. I want to paint
her in the nude?
Speaker 4 (06:24):
On you watch your mind? Nothing not enough?
Speaker 2 (06:29):
That's what you should do.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
Tell me where you at you want to paint something,
I'll give you something to pay. Tell me where you
act on twenty fifth? Read me what twenty fifth? That's
what's up? I want to whoop your read me, read me,
paint me, paint me? You want your mind talking about?
You wanna paint my wife and the nude? It's gonna
take them brush you to stick them off.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Your mister, she holds the essence that every person should.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
I'll give up what she holds as I don't give
a watch your mid for accuris like that.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Sure, I must ask you. Do you think that you
are the only person that has seen your wife in
the news. Sure, that's been men before you that have
seen her in the.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
Next day for you and my wife ain't no more
you call my wife? Is that what you're saying? Are
you calling my wife?
Speaker 2 (07:17):
You? I want to paint your wife and the beauty
that she bought in uncanvas.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
Did you not understand? I just said, you know, I
told you me me on the corner of one twenty
fifth and claim Powell. I got one more thing. I
just want to say, nephew, tell me from the Steve
harm In Morning Show. You just god paint by your boy?
(07:45):
What what this is?
Speaker 2 (07:48):
This is nephew. There's a nephew till before the Steve
Harmy Morning Show.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
No. Oh oh man, yo man.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Yo, man.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
Fuck. I was moving Francist here, dude.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
I mean you've got me dog oh man? Yeah God
it was Sebastian.
Speaker 4 (08:09):
Yeah, dude, you get some bash. I was about to
ya and Sebastians. I was the paint brushes and were
about to paint at them with your.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
He told me, man, he said, man, he he loved
his wife. I said, let me say this right now,
loves you. Let me get one more pay from you.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
Man.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
What is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show.
In Blane.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
Man, it's Steve Hobby in the Morning Show.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
Baby, I hope you enjoyed it.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
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