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June 4, 2024 9 mins

Is curry goat appropriate for a birthday party as the main course? Where is the pizza and ice cream at?

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today and
the subject is my phone died, so I went to
his neighbor's house. We'll get into that, find out what
that all.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Yeah, just a few but right.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
Now the nephew is here with some more foolishness for us.
Today's frank phone call nephew.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
Well, you know, I think I'll tell you all. Yesterday
was my son's birthday. Jordan turned thirteen years old. Yes, yes, thirteen,
happy related to my young man. And this time is
right on into it. This is a birthday, but this
birthday is called curry go, Curry go. Nice item to
have at a child birthday party, right, curry go? Can

(00:45):
we get some more? Next?

Speaker 1 (00:46):
Curry goat over here, mommy.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Yeah, this is this is at a at a birthday party.
Curry go. Let y'all take you this. Yeah, we might
do a little bit of that, but we go have
at carry got no, okay, that carry goat is there
for the kids, all right, cat dog, if you would
curry got come on hello Hello, Yeah, I'm trying to
reach a miss mister. Yeah, this is Benjamin Dixon. Trevor

(01:14):
is my son. He goes to school with your son. Now, yeah, uh,
he went to a birthday party that your son had
last weekend. Am I right? Well, listen, I listen. I
have a problem with you, mister, because I understand that
you all are Jamaican and from Jamaica, But listen, you
guys serve the children curry goat. You don't serve kids

(01:38):
curry goat. Everybody's child doesn't eat curry goat? Pete, what
happened to? What happened to ice cream and cake and
punch and maybe even a pizza at a birthday party
for kids? But curry goat? That's out the question.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
Oh you mean? But when I understand way I talk,
you mean you mean middle feed to kid them Gordt's.
But when you're talking about bread, ern So what what
what are your twoat?

Speaker 2 (02:05):
You mean?

Speaker 3 (02:05):
Oh you mean you have a problem with me? Oh,
you have a problem with me.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
I got a problem. I got a problem with any
parents who decides on their own that somebody else's child
it's okay to feed them some curry goat. My child
don't eat no goat. We eat chicken, we eat the steak,
we eat cow. We don't eat curry goat.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
Yo, he eats it. Not a birthday a party, door man,
He means that birthday party. I want you might if
you would have told me I deal with something too,
so some route more call me when you're when you're
a dying of a rumbled by me and a bread
ron because you don't know who we are dealing with

(02:47):
or them.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
Okay, I need you to slow it down for me. Man,
I understand that nothing you're.

Speaker 4 (02:51):
Saying can't tell me for slow.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
Don't you call me on a boat. You can't tell
me for slow a mighty four on your car.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
Look, man, all, I'm saying here you this, this is
disrespectful to the child, to people's parents. You're going out
on your own liberty deciding on what you're gonna feed somebody.
You gotta feed them normal stuff. You can't do that,
kidd a birthday parties here in the States. Man, it's pizza,
it's ice cream, it's cake, it's punch.

Speaker 4 (03:20):
That's it.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
Hot dogs maybe, but not no damn curry goat.

Speaker 4 (03:25):
Man. I mean you're run this show, brigand I'm telling
me what to do. I mean, you run this So
y'all come telling me both disrespect you disrespect me.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
For I'm a disrespecting you bout calling your phone. I
want to know why it is you doing something like this?
And I bet you these other parents don't know you've
been serving goat.

Speaker 4 (03:48):
Y'all kitchen man or you it? You want to meet me?

Speaker 3 (03:53):
And I'm sure you all.

Speaker 4 (03:56):
I want to hungry? Oh you brigand.

Speaker 3 (04:02):
Who the hell is you? I don't know you from
I don't rigin.

Speaker 4 (04:06):
I canna come come up.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
On my phone?

Speaker 2 (04:07):
And kind of waiting? Yo? Yo?

Speaker 3 (04:10):
You know you know what can.

Speaker 4 (04:15):
Spring?

Speaker 2 (04:16):
Are you? You want to meet me somewhere? Is that
what you want to do? Me?

Speaker 4 (04:20):
Me too?

Speaker 2 (04:21):
Me?

Speaker 4 (04:21):
Me, me me to wait? No unstund me me joy friend?
Can I know?

Speaker 3 (04:26):
Oh yeah, I get it up.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
I know you're gonna make me hurt you man if
if if I come over there, you're gonna make me
hurt you. You hear me? Then I mean this man?
Now I call you because I'm a concerned parent about
my child. Uh and then you got a nerve to
tell me you're the one that's in the room.

Speaker 3 (04:44):
Yo.

Speaker 4 (04:45):
Man, No no, no, get wrong, bridgrand no no no wrong,
canna found me? Tell me beat up? Me minding up,
come telling me about me? No, no wrong you and
you don't want to call my phone? Yo, just getting
away in and O. I'm gonna call meet you. I
feed you some corry, go you your family and leave

(05:05):
me alone.

Speaker 2 (05:06):
You ain't gonna feed my family. Now you're gonna bring
my family in this man. You don't bring me. You
don't bring my wife and my kids into nothing. You
hit me, you mama, I got I got one. You
know what, man, I'm gonna tell you. I got something
I want to tell you. You listening this his nephew

(05:28):
tire me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just
got pranked by your sister Patsy.

Speaker 4 (05:36):
Man like that.

Speaker 3 (05:40):
You?

Speaker 2 (05:42):
Hey, hey, you just got pranked by your sister Patsy Man.
She put me up to this dog boy.

Speaker 4 (05:49):
I tell you, man, I'm so sweet boy. I need
to get a blood pressure cack.

Speaker 3 (05:56):
I got a low. I got a little tolerance to
very low.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
Boy, I tell you, man.

Speaker 4 (06:05):
But anyway, I'm gonna still feed you and your family.

Speaker 3 (06:08):
Some carry gold Man.

Speaker 4 (06:11):
The house.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
I better do it.

Speaker 4 (06:16):
I ain't gonna have no right footed or nothing.

Speaker 2 (06:20):
You know, when you get angry, American people really can
say what you're saying, you went on you went on
a Jamaican run.

Speaker 4 (06:28):
They're like, what by saying, we gotta give.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
A shout out to all of the Jamaicans out there. Baby.
What is the baddest radio show in the land.

Speaker 4 (06:41):
Steve rb Morning Showy.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
Maybe anybody wants some carry gold You want some carry
gold Bird? Try no, But the kids like it, door Man,
they like it. Door It's okay, uh, happy birthday. That's
going down. It is June fifteen, neph you tell me
House party, Comedy Jam. That's Dallas, Texas. That's at the

(07:06):
Majestic Theater. Tony Robbins, Dominique and myself we will be
in the building acting a dog gone fool. It is
Father's Day weekends. All your father's come on out and
get with your boy, get your groove on and have
a whole lot of laughs. And it's happening at the
Majesty Saturday, June fifteenth, that is Father's Day weekend. And
that is the next day will be my beautiful anniversary

(07:28):
with my I had twenty three years of being married.
I love you so much, dear. She'll be coming to
work with me. Hopefully she'll stay in the in the
dressing room and not hear any of the jokes I'm
out saying about her for me.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
That ain't gonna happen.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
Yeah. Yeah, it might all be coming to close front row. Yeah,
well that's gone. This might be the last show then
with those jokes. Wow like that. Yeah, but I just
wrote these out right after cancer. These are great ones.

(08:08):
This is this is you don't want to please? Are classic.
They've been hitting home runs. I didn't wanted to see
them this early, but I guess this is it.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
Well, she has a while, so she's definitely coming.

Speaker 2 (08:24):
Yeah, it's been a minute. Soa pray for me in Dallas.
All your preachers in Dallas, come on out and lay
hands on me for a minute. Unless just let's just
see if I can get through it. So tell me
the cancer jokes about the white some of it. Yeah,
because she got me through it. Cancel. It's all wrapped

(08:48):
up in there together, Sat Agent. Why is that bother?
Figure that out?

Speaker 3 (08:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (08:58):
Yeah, I'm just trying to figure out what juni'r gonna say?
Did he send ittors next year?

Speaker 4 (09:03):
Dallas?

Speaker 1 (09:04):
Time? All right, we're moving on. Thank you, nephew, coming
up next. Strawberry letter, subject my phone died, so I
went to his neighbor's house. We'll find out what that's
all about. Right after this, you're listening Hardy Morning Show
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