April 11, 2019 • 9 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today. The
subject my husband and I were being filmed. Yeah right now, yeah,
you heard it. But right now, right now, the nephew
is in the building today. Anybody being I don't want
(00:20):
to see right you don't know who these people? These
ain't paunched a. Yeah, this is wait to hear this
letter to neighbors in shape now Right now nephew is
here with today's praying phone call. What you got go
big or go home? You heard that before? Right? How
(00:43):
many times that you hear go big, ah, go home?
I've heard, I've heard two big I'm going home. I
have you now big? Go home? Run cat? Hello, Hello,
(01:05):
I'm trying to reach Darnell. Darnell. See who this? Do?
I know? How you doing? This is Scott saying with bigger,
bigger and better, where we make you larger and in charge.
How you doing today? Scott? Whom Scott? So I'm with
bigger and better, where we make you larger and in charge.
I'm good, Scott? What's up? We were actually, uh given
(01:28):
a phone call by your wife? Your wife is is
that correct? Yeah? Okay, well, um, you know your wife's Um,
your wife's birthday is coming up pretty soon, is that right? Yeah? Yeah,
so a couple of weeks. Yeah, it's coming up. Okay,
have you have you decided on getting or anything or
have you purchased anything yet? No? No, I got a
(01:48):
couple of days in mine. Um well, actually, uh, we
got a call from from I think we've got something
that's gonna that's gonna really help you guys, as and
and something I think that she wanted to recommend that
something that you probably wouldn't wouldn't think about getting in
(02:09):
my brain, is actually gave us the call. She's actually
had an idea, you know what she would really really
like for her birthday present. So what's her name? You're
coming Bigger and Better. Um, like I said, she calls you.
I'm sorry, she called you to give me ideal on
with I should get her for her birthday. Uh yeah,
(02:30):
Well this is this is something that's a little a
little different than it's something that you probably would never
in a million years think of. But here at Bigger
and Better, where we make you large and in charge,
we actually do some things that we definitely know you
wouldn't have thought of so I definitely understand her giving
up what's your name against Sam Scott Scott Scott. Get
(02:53):
to the point what you're selling. Actually let us know
that there are some things that that are really really
lacking between you guys, and she would very much like
for her birthday where you can be a lot more
well endowed. So you know that's what we do here
at Bigger and Bad. We actually hello what I could
(03:13):
be more? We do, sir, So, I think really what's
going on is Bianca is really not satisfied right now.
She called you to tell you that I'm not when
you meet willing doubt my junk. So you're you're you're
you're you're you're inadequate. You know what I mean? You're
you're Uh. I guess maybe maybe very impotent. I'm not sure.
But kid me, what's the name of this company in
(03:38):
Bigger and Better where we make you larger and in charge?
And right now you know you're not You're not large
and in charge, and we want to get you to that.
We're able to come in for a complication, good compltation.
I'll tell you what I'm gonna call her right now
because it usually right now. Okay, I'm gonna call her.
We're trying to do. Do you not? Do you not
(03:58):
think you need to come in? I don't even think
I even be talking to you, Mr Scott about whatever
is going on in my bed room. I'm king so
I'm not even I'm not even I don't even know
what going on. Whatever, whatever first for me, that's gonna
increase me in the bedroom is the first sign of denial, right,
I don't have no no, I don't have no problems
(04:19):
in the bed ro well, you know, I don't even
why am I even still on the phone with you?
But sir, I mean you and you only have to
wear about here from she gotta something to kind of
account with you. Then you you ain't go ahead and
close that out because let me say this, you have
a you have a very big ego, sir. But what
I want to do is is you know, but you're
not You're not as big as your ego. I want
(04:41):
to get you to that point. This is something crazy.
I've heard some crazy things people staying online. But you're
gonna call me talk about my wife called you saying
that I'm an act within the bedroom? Sir? You know what?
And and and once again, I'm saying, I know you,
you're just doing your job, Scott, but I'm gonna have
to call her right now. Okay. When you don't work
(05:01):
my number, you're in denial. I'm in denial you Hello, sir.
I really want to help you as much as I can. Listen, man, listen,
I'm trying to get my wife on the phone right now. Okay.
I know you you've got a job to do, but
what I need you to do right now? And stop
calling me? All right. I'm trying. I'm trying to be
(05:23):
nice to you because I'm sure whatever it is she
she called you, and you're just doing your job. I'm
trying to get you in here to get a consultation
so we can get you further along on where you are. Consultation,
a consultation. I don't need no consultation. I don't need
no assistance from you. You call me no more. Man. Hey,
you're small, and I don't want to make you bigger.
(05:44):
You want to make me bigger? What? What? What is
this seeming like bigger? Huh? What kind of job is that?
How do you even get a job like that? You
apply to this job, you adiot, when you're in high
school job. I'm trying to stop calling me man, Mr Darnell.
I'm still trying to help you get through the situation. Okay.
Are you willing to come in for a consultation. At
(06:06):
least we're coming in for a confltation. We can get
your further along where you are. Are you listening to me?
The only consultation we're gonna have is my sister in
your place. As you call me again, tell you what
I will come in for a consultation. Give me give
me your address and everything like that, all your information,
and I will come down for a consultation. You're gonna
be there. I'm here, I'm here, I'm here the first
eight hours of the day. Sir. What I want to
(06:27):
do is get you lined up and get your let
me work, let me call my wife. I don't need
no damn procedures. Give me your info, and you got
to work by hear from us. No more. Okay, but
right now I need you to get up for me.
I don't want to hang up on you. And I understand.
We're trying to do your job. You're small. You're small,
and I'm trying to make you bigger. You Okay, sir,
(06:47):
you know what I'm trying to a little small guy.
I'm trying to help you with your problem. Now. If
you're not gonna be appreciative of it, then I don't
even understand why. Your wife knows you're having your address.
Why and we can have this conversation face to face.
You don't know what I want. It doesn't matter. If
I can get on the line, I can figure out
why she calls you gonna because you're coming in adequate. Man, sir,
(07:11):
here's the problem. You're tiny, and you don't want to
admit it. Get you know me. Man, You've never seen me.
You don't know anything about me. I mean, I can't
even believe my wife's even called you. But just this
is just how you do business. You don't call me
and call me I'm tiny, sir. I'm playing something to you.
I'm not only the president, but I'm also a client, Sir.
I don't give up what you are, Okay, okay, then
(07:33):
there are some other things that let us know as
well what the what that means. She also wanted me
to tell you that this is nephew caught me from
Steve Harby more than his show. Your wife just pray
for calls you bad man. That's funny man here over
here looking at in the mirror. Yeah, I kind of
(07:56):
I thought I was good, but I got nervous. Man.
What's the baddest radio show in the lane? Come on now,
you know it's just see your Harvey radio show. Man.
You know everybody can't be beat. You know what I'm
saying to Huh, Tommy, listen to me. Come on, you
(08:16):
think too far? No, no, I don't think it's too far.
I think somebody gonna hurt you. I mean, you know,
I don't get man, if he could, you ain't be.
If he ain't bigger, he go get yourself bigger. You
can go. You can get bigger. Now they got all
kinds of about that. You can be bigger. You could
be bigger. So you ain't got no security with you
when you got here in public. I bet it. I
(08:37):
bet he end up getting security for two thou nineteen
go out because you know he kind of cheap coming,
don't like spend money. But I can promise you he's
gonna have to take fiftem sitting his income somebody. Man, Oh,
he's gonna have to do something to his gate. All
(08:59):
that the Chateau Baby m H. All right, well, thank
you nephew for that. Up next, the Strawberry Letters, subject
my husband and I were being filmed. We'll get into
it right after this
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today. The
subject my husband and I were being filmed. Yeah right now, yeah,
you heard it. But right now, right now, the nephew
is in the building today. Anybody being I don't want
(00:20):
to see right you don't know who these people? These
ain't paunched a. Yeah, this is wait to hear this
letter to neighbors in shape now Right now nephew is
here with today's praying phone call. What you got go
big or go home? You heard that before? Right? How
(00:43):
many times that you hear go big, ah, go home?
I've heard, I've heard two big I'm going home. I
have you now big? Go home? Run cat? Hello, Hello,
(01:05):
I'm trying to reach Darnell. Darnell. See who this? Do?
I know? How you doing? This is Scott saying with bigger,
bigger and better, where we make you larger and in charge.
How you doing today? Scott? Whom Scott? So I'm with
bigger and better, where we make you larger and in charge.
I'm good, Scott? What's up? We were actually, uh given
(01:28):
a phone call by your wife? Your wife is is
that correct? Yeah? Okay, well, um, you know your wife's Um,
your wife's birthday is coming up pretty soon, is that right? Yeah? Yeah,
so a couple of weeks. Yeah, it's coming up. Okay,
have you have you decided on getting or anything or
have you purchased anything yet? No? No, I got a
(01:48):
couple of days in mine. Um well, actually, uh, we
got a call from from I think we've got something
that's gonna that's gonna really help you guys, as and
and something I think that she wanted to recommend that
something that you probably wouldn't wouldn't think about getting in
(02:09):
my brain, is actually gave us the call. She's actually
had an idea, you know what she would really really
like for her birthday present. So what's her name? You're
coming Bigger and Better. Um, like I said, she calls you.
I'm sorry, she called you to give me ideal on
with I should get her for her birthday. Uh yeah,
(02:30):
Well this is this is something that's a little a
little different than it's something that you probably would never
in a million years think of. But here at Bigger
and Better, where we make you large and in charge,
we actually do some things that we definitely know you
wouldn't have thought of so I definitely understand her giving
up what's your name against Sam Scott Scott Scott. Get
(02:53):
to the point what you're selling. Actually let us know
that there are some things that that are really really
lacking between you guys, and she would very much like
for her birthday where you can be a lot more
well endowed. So you know that's what we do here
at Bigger and Bad. We actually hello what I could
(03:13):
be more? We do, sir, So, I think really what's
going on is Bianca is really not satisfied right now.
She called you to tell you that I'm not when
you meet willing doubt my junk. So you're you're you're
you're you're you're inadequate. You know what I mean? You're
you're Uh. I guess maybe maybe very impotent. I'm not sure.
But kid me, what's the name of this company in
(03:38):
Bigger and Better where we make you larger and in charge?
And right now you know you're not You're not large
and in charge, and we want to get you to that.
We're able to come in for a complication, good compltation.
I'll tell you what I'm gonna call her right now
because it usually right now. Okay, I'm gonna call her.
We're trying to do. Do you not? Do you not
(03:58):
think you need to come in? I don't even think
I even be talking to you, Mr Scott about whatever
is going on in my bed room. I'm king so
I'm not even I'm not even I don't even know
what going on. Whatever, whatever first for me, that's gonna
increase me in the bedroom is the first sign of denial, right,
I don't have no no, I don't have no problems
(04:19):
in the bed ro well, you know, I don't even
why am I even still on the phone with you?
But sir, I mean you and you only have to
wear about here from she gotta something to kind of
account with you. Then you you ain't go ahead and
close that out because let me say this, you have
a you have a very big ego, sir. But what
I want to do is is you know, but you're
not You're not as big as your ego. I want
(04:41):
to get you to that point. This is something crazy.
I've heard some crazy things people staying online. But you're
gonna call me talk about my wife called you saying
that I'm an act within the bedroom? Sir? You know what?
And and and once again, I'm saying, I know you,
you're just doing your job, Scott, but I'm gonna have
to call her right now. Okay. When you don't work
(05:01):
my number, you're in denial. I'm in denial you Hello, sir.
I really want to help you as much as I can. Listen, man, listen,
I'm trying to get my wife on the phone right now. Okay.
I know you you've got a job to do, but
what I need you to do right now? And stop
calling me? All right. I'm trying. I'm trying to be
(05:23):
nice to you because I'm sure whatever it is she
she called you, and you're just doing your job. I'm
trying to get you in here to get a consultation
so we can get you further along on where you are. Consultation,
a consultation. I don't need no consultation. I don't need
no assistance from you. You call me no more. Man. Hey,
you're small, and I don't want to make you bigger.
(05:44):
You want to make me bigger? What? What? What is
this seeming like bigger? Huh? What kind of job is that?
How do you even get a job like that? You
apply to this job, you adiot, when you're in high
school job. I'm trying to stop calling me man, Mr Darnell.
I'm still trying to help you get through the situation. Okay.
Are you willing to come in for a consultation. At
(06:06):
least we're coming in for a confltation. We can get
your further along where you are. Are you listening to me?
The only consultation we're gonna have is my sister in
your place. As you call me again, tell you what
I will come in for a consultation. Give me give
me your address and everything like that, all your information,
and I will come down for a consultation. You're gonna
be there. I'm here, I'm here, I'm here the first
eight hours of the day. Sir. What I want to
(06:27):
do is get you lined up and get your let
me work, let me call my wife. I don't need
no damn procedures. Give me your info, and you got
to work by hear from us. No more. Okay, but
right now I need you to get up for me.
I don't want to hang up on you. And I understand.
We're trying to do your job. You're small. You're small,
and I'm trying to make you bigger. You Okay, sir,
(06:47):
you know what I'm trying to a little small guy.
I'm trying to help you with your problem. Now. If
you're not gonna be appreciative of it, then I don't
even understand why. Your wife knows you're having your address.
Why and we can have this conversation face to face.
You don't know what I want. It doesn't matter. If
I can get on the line, I can figure out
why she calls you gonna because you're coming in adequate. Man, sir,
(07:11):
here's the problem. You're tiny, and you don't want to
admit it. Get you know me. Man, You've never seen me.
You don't know anything about me. I mean, I can't
even believe my wife's even called you. But just this
is just how you do business. You don't call me
and call me I'm tiny, sir. I'm playing something to you.
I'm not only the president, but I'm also a client, Sir.
I don't give up what you are, Okay, okay, then
(07:33):
there are some other things that let us know as
well what the what that means. She also wanted me
to tell you that this is nephew caught me from
Steve Harby more than his show. Your wife just pray
for calls you bad man. That's funny man here over
here looking at in the mirror. Yeah, I kind of
(07:56):
I thought I was good, but I got nervous. Man.
What's the baddest radio show in the lane? Come on now,
you know it's just see your Harvey radio show. Man.
You know everybody can't be beat. You know what I'm
saying to Huh, Tommy, listen to me. Come on, you
(08:16):
think too far? No, no, I don't think it's too far.
I think somebody gonna hurt you. I mean, you know,
I don't get man, if he could, you ain't be.
If he ain't bigger, he go get yourself bigger. You
can go. You can get bigger. Now they got all
kinds of about that. You can be bigger. You could
be bigger. So you ain't got no security with you
when you got here in public. I bet it. I
(08:37):
bet he end up getting security for two thou nineteen
go out because you know he kind of cheap coming,
don't like spend money. But I can promise you he's
gonna have to take fiftem sitting his income somebody. Man, Oh,
he's gonna have to do something to his gate. All
(08:59):
that the Chateau Baby m H. All right, well, thank
you nephew for that. Up next, the Strawberry Letters, subject
my husband and I were being filmed. We'll get into
it right after this
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