February 21, 2023 • 9 mins
Fool #1 is in need of therapy and is not sure if a "happy ending" is on the menu.
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after. It's my Strawberry letter for today and
the subject is I'm not leaving and she's not staying. Okay,
we'll get into that in just a few but right
now it is time for the nephew and today's prank
phone call. What you got for us? Now? Well, I
feel I feel like having some happy ending. That's what
(00:24):
I feel like, happy ending? What all right? So the
title of this is happy ending. Yeah, here we go,
come on, keep them Hello therapy and Judy speaking. How
may I help you? Yeah, I'm trying to come in
and get some therapy done. I was in an accident
at my job. You know, I got injured like a
(00:46):
week and a half ago. I ain't been able to
go back to work for my back and my leg.
They say, you know, I haven't broke any bones in none,
but it's you know, it's real, so real stealth, hard
to get out of bed. So I wanted to see
you know what it takes to to get a therapy
us and get started getting some type of treatment. Okay, Well, sir,
what we typically do is we ask for our patients
to come in, you know, check out our facility and
(01:08):
so we can also assess to you, you know, see
where the damage is the majority of it, and you know,
then get you to a therapist. So if you would
like to come in, we can definitely do that for you. Okay.
Do you know what the therapists actually do when they
do in the treatment? Well, if you come in, sir,
and we can definitely direct you to any of our
three therapists that we have on site right now, but
(01:30):
each one specializes in a particular field. So it's more
beneficial for you if you come in and then we
can assess you and then direct you to that particular therapist.
So okay, okay, So you said how many y'all y'all have?
We have three? There's Marty, Brenda and Cecilia here. Okay.
The person that referred media told me that Cecilia was
(01:52):
the one that had worked up. Is there a way
I could talk to secil you? Typically we wantally ask
our patients to come in. Then let me see if
she's available right now. I know earlier she was was
a patient, so let me just check really quick. I mean,
if she is available, then I can I can transfer you. Okay, okay, Okay,
I'll just hold on, Okay, hold on, Hi, This is Cecilia. Yeah,
(02:15):
Miss Cecilia, trying to come up there and get some
therapy done. I heard my back in my leg at work.
I mean they already told me was nothing broken, nothing,
but I wanted to see what exactly do y'all do
is for as physical therapy? You know what exactly will
I be doing? Well when you come in, we'll do
a consultation and you know, will misfage you and take
(02:37):
X rays and put you in a whirlpool tub and
there are several different things that we can do for you. Okay,
is it a certain timeline? I mean, like, how long
would it take before I can get back to work,
because you know, I've been awful about a week nine.
I'm trying to get back within the next couple of weeks.
But it's taken me, like, you know, at least thirty
minutes to get out of bed because of my back
(02:58):
in my leg. Wow, Well, you need to come in
as soon as possible because that's something like that's pretty bad. Okay, Well,
let me ask you this hill. After people get through
doing the therapy, do y'all have happy endings? Happy endings.
What do you mean by happy endings? Happy end is like,
you know, when therapy is over with, you know, do
would you yourself, you know, would you do happy endings
(03:21):
at the end. Okay, I'm still not understanding what do
you mean by happy endings? What are you talking about? Okay?
Say like if I come over then and go through
a session or whatever for about an hour, when we
get through, you know, when you kind of like, you know,
close the door and and you know, you know, do
happy endings, you know, make me feel good? Okay, um,
(03:44):
close the door. I'm still not quite understanding what you
mean by happy endings, sir. Okay, what I'm trying to
say is like, when we get through with the procedure, uh,
you know, make me feel good in a in a
nice uh you know sexual way. You know, happy endings.
When Judy sent you back to me, what are we
(04:07):
talking about with this happy ending thing? Because I don't
don't I didn't ask something about the happy ending? Is
that that right? There's just gonna be between me and you.
We'll see. I don't. I don't say that. I don't know.
This is a place of business. We're professional here. We
do therapy for people who are seriously being hurt. This
is not the nearest for talking about happy endings after
(04:29):
we finished with that. What kind of place do you
think this is? Well, I mean, I know it's I
know it's therapy, but I mean, if people going through
that much pain at least have some type of happy endings,
don't you think Well, I think you might suggest your
significant other. Okay, so you wouldn't be up for doing
a happy ending for hell? No, I ain't interested in them.
What man? What kind of this you call about talking about?
(04:53):
You heard? Hell? Have you heard? You shouldn't being talking
about defending? You're talking about it? Okay? How long? I
mean you're not talking to me fessionally? Well, you coming
at me with this happy ending ain't professional at all either.
What kind of place you ain't we running over here? Okay?
Hold on, I don't referred to you. I'm thinking you
know the guy telling me you know you're gonna take Keimmy?
(05:14):
What God told you like this? I'm sorry, God, I
told you something like this. Let you know what. That's
not even going there because I don't even want to
bring him any of this. Can you satisfy me? Out
to east there? I'm gonna tip you a little bit too. Man.
Have you lost your everlasting marble mind? Are you gone crazy? Julie, Julie,
(05:36):
Who in the hell is this on the phone that
you didn't sit through me thinking this is an happy
ending place? Wait? Who is this, missus Cilia? She don't
she don't know nothing about the happy ending part. It
don't matter you. You you the receptionist. You know what.
You on the borderline losing your job because this is hello, hello,
missus Cilia. Can I just tell you who who referred me? Who? Who?
(06:00):
Who told you that I have happy injuries for anybody?
Because person I have happy indues for it is my husband?
Who was it? Missus siget nephew Timmy from the Steve
Harvey Morning Show. Your girlfriend Karen got me the prank phone?
Call you y'all, y'all in here getting me read I'm
(06:24):
about to find my I got folks in the libbiest
back I'd have lost my job, called me on my job.
I'm a kick carts make no sense, missus cilious. He
told me? She say my girlfriend Patience is short dairy dairy.
(06:49):
Oh it's own. She gonna need her, That's all right,
I got something for her. Oh you got some happy endings.
I got some happy dues for her. You just wait
till you gotta tell me this baby. What is the
baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in the
lad The Steve Harvey Morning Show, Nephew crazy. Somebody makes
(07:18):
somebody happy today? Y'all got that makes somebody happen? Okay,
please please go make somebody happy today. You two, you
two can do can be a something positive in somebody's life.
Let's just make somebody happy today. Quiet all right, listen Tommy,
(07:40):
because you do stuff like this, we have a phone
call for you, sir. Check it out. I don't do
cane falls. Who is Steve and Company? This is Devil
from Memphis, and I would like to you didn't know
that nephew comment is still here. It was all here
last night as the Chuckle come to club. We really
enjoyed him and the guest. So just saying, you know, nephew, Tommy,
(08:03):
it's still here. So you've been kicking it all the time.
Can I say something? Can I say something to the
lady that called it? Be careful how you talk, because
we have a Jamaican lady that listens to this show,
and it's very offended with the pronuncias is a word.
So when you said, nephew, Tommy is still her, then
(08:26):
he gonna. I want you to know, she probably heard
that you said that Tommy is still her. Feel well, no,
he isn't still her because Tommy has never been her before.
I never give you need to go over there and
just work on your dishes. Make sure you stay true
to her your dishes, you know, make sure you're pricing
(08:47):
peas and all that stuff, and all your jerk is
on point. I ain't got time to call in. Thank
you baby. Coming up, the Strawberry letter is up next,
the subject I'm not leaving and she's not staying. We'll
find out what that's all about. Right after this. You're
(09:08):
listening to The Staying Harvey Morning Show.
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after. It's my Strawberry letter for today and
the subject is I'm not leaving and she's not staying. Okay,
we'll get into that in just a few but right
now it is time for the nephew and today's prank
phone call. What you got for us? Now? Well, I
feel I feel like having some happy ending. That's what
(00:24):
I feel like, happy ending? What all right? So the
title of this is happy ending. Yeah, here we go,
come on, keep them Hello therapy and Judy speaking. How
may I help you? Yeah, I'm trying to come in
and get some therapy done. I was in an accident
at my job. You know, I got injured like a
(00:46):
week and a half ago. I ain't been able to
go back to work for my back and my leg.
They say, you know, I haven't broke any bones in none,
but it's you know, it's real, so real stealth, hard
to get out of bed. So I wanted to see
you know what it takes to to get a therapy
us and get started getting some type of treatment. Okay, Well, sir,
what we typically do is we ask for our patients
to come in, you know, check out our facility and
(01:08):
so we can also assess to you, you know, see
where the damage is the majority of it, and you know,
then get you to a therapist. So if you would
like to come in, we can definitely do that for you. Okay.
Do you know what the therapists actually do when they
do in the treatment? Well, if you come in, sir,
and we can definitely direct you to any of our
three therapists that we have on site right now, but
(01:30):
each one specializes in a particular field. So it's more
beneficial for you if you come in and then we
can assess you and then direct you to that particular therapist.
So okay, okay, So you said how many y'all y'all have?
We have three? There's Marty, Brenda and Cecilia here. Okay.
The person that referred media told me that Cecilia was
(01:52):
the one that had worked up. Is there a way
I could talk to secil you? Typically we wantally ask
our patients to come in. Then let me see if
she's available right now. I know earlier she was was
a patient, so let me just check really quick. I mean,
if she is available, then I can I can transfer you. Okay, okay, Okay,
I'll just hold on, Okay, hold on, Hi, This is Cecilia. Yeah,
(02:15):
Miss Cecilia, trying to come up there and get some
therapy done. I heard my back in my leg at work.
I mean they already told me was nothing broken, nothing,
but I wanted to see what exactly do y'all do
is for as physical therapy? You know what exactly will
I be doing? Well when you come in, we'll do
a consultation and you know, will misfage you and take
(02:37):
X rays and put you in a whirlpool tub and
there are several different things that we can do for you. Okay,
is it a certain timeline? I mean, like, how long
would it take before I can get back to work,
because you know, I've been awful about a week nine.
I'm trying to get back within the next couple of weeks.
But it's taken me, like, you know, at least thirty
minutes to get out of bed because of my back
(02:58):
in my leg. Wow, Well, you need to come in
as soon as possible because that's something like that's pretty bad. Okay, Well,
let me ask you this hill. After people get through
doing the therapy, do y'all have happy endings? Happy endings.
What do you mean by happy endings? Happy end is like,
you know, when therapy is over with, you know, do
would you yourself, you know, would you do happy endings
(03:21):
at the end. Okay, I'm still not understanding what do
you mean by happy endings? What are you talking about? Okay?
Say like if I come over then and go through
a session or whatever for about an hour, when we
get through, you know, when you kind of like, you know,
close the door and and you know, you know, do
happy endings, you know, make me feel good? Okay, um,
(03:44):
close the door. I'm still not quite understanding what you
mean by happy endings, sir. Okay, what I'm trying to
say is like, when we get through with the procedure, uh,
you know, make me feel good in a in a
nice uh you know sexual way. You know, happy endings.
When Judy sent you back to me, what are we
(04:07):
talking about with this happy ending thing? Because I don't
don't I didn't ask something about the happy ending? Is
that that right? There's just gonna be between me and you.
We'll see. I don't. I don't say that. I don't know.
This is a place of business. We're professional here. We
do therapy for people who are seriously being hurt. This
is not the nearest for talking about happy endings after
(04:29):
we finished with that. What kind of place do you
think this is? Well, I mean, I know it's I
know it's therapy, but I mean, if people going through
that much pain at least have some type of happy endings,
don't you think Well, I think you might suggest your
significant other. Okay, so you wouldn't be up for doing
a happy ending for hell? No, I ain't interested in them.
What man? What kind of this you call about talking about?
(04:53):
You heard? Hell? Have you heard? You shouldn't being talking
about defending? You're talking about it? Okay? How long? I
mean you're not talking to me fessionally? Well, you coming
at me with this happy ending ain't professional at all either.
What kind of place you ain't we running over here? Okay?
Hold on, I don't referred to you. I'm thinking you
know the guy telling me you know you're gonna take Keimmy?
(05:14):
What God told you like this? I'm sorry, God, I
told you something like this. Let you know what. That's
not even going there because I don't even want to
bring him any of this. Can you satisfy me? Out
to east there? I'm gonna tip you a little bit too. Man.
Have you lost your everlasting marble mind? Are you gone crazy? Julie, Julie,
(05:36):
Who in the hell is this on the phone that
you didn't sit through me thinking this is an happy
ending place? Wait? Who is this, missus Cilia? She don't
she don't know nothing about the happy ending part. It
don't matter you. You you the receptionist. You know what.
You on the borderline losing your job because this is hello, hello,
missus Cilia. Can I just tell you who who referred me? Who? Who?
(06:00):
Who told you that I have happy injuries for anybody?
Because person I have happy indues for it is my husband?
Who was it? Missus siget nephew Timmy from the Steve
Harvey Morning Show. Your girlfriend Karen got me the prank phone?
Call you y'all, y'all in here getting me read I'm
(06:24):
about to find my I got folks in the libbiest
back I'd have lost my job, called me on my job.
I'm a kick carts make no sense, missus cilious. He
told me? She say my girlfriend Patience is short dairy dairy.
(06:49):
Oh it's own. She gonna need her, That's all right,
I got something for her. Oh you got some happy endings.
I got some happy dues for her. You just wait
till you gotta tell me this baby. What is the
baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in the
lad The Steve Harvey Morning Show, Nephew crazy. Somebody makes
(07:18):
somebody happy today? Y'all got that makes somebody happen? Okay,
please please go make somebody happy today. You two, you
two can do can be a something positive in somebody's life.
Let's just make somebody happy today. Quiet all right, listen Tommy,
(07:40):
because you do stuff like this, we have a phone
call for you, sir. Check it out. I don't do
cane falls. Who is Steve and Company? This is Devil
from Memphis, and I would like to you didn't know
that nephew comment is still here. It was all here
last night as the Chuckle come to club. We really
enjoyed him and the guest. So just saying, you know, nephew, Tommy,
(08:03):
it's still here. So you've been kicking it all the time.
Can I say something? Can I say something to the
lady that called it? Be careful how you talk, because
we have a Jamaican lady that listens to this show,
and it's very offended with the pronuncias is a word.
So when you said, nephew, Tommy is still her, then
(08:26):
he gonna. I want you to know, she probably heard
that you said that Tommy is still her. Feel well, no,
he isn't still her because Tommy has never been her before.
I never give you need to go over there and
just work on your dishes. Make sure you stay true
to her your dishes, you know, make sure you're pricing
(08:47):
peas and all that stuff, and all your jerk is
on point. I ain't got time to call in. Thank
you baby. Coming up, the Strawberry letter is up next,
the subject I'm not leaving and she's not staying. We'll
find out what that's all about. Right after this. You're
(09:08):
listening to The Staying Harvey Morning Show.
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