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May 7, 2024 9 mins

Are there security deposits in dating or nah?

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after. It's my Strawberry letter for today. The
subject is he loves my love, handles and dimples. We'll
get into that find out what that's all about, and
just a few but right now it is time for
the nephew and today's prank phone call. What you got
for his neph.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
This right here is love Depath cat Dog, if you wold,
if you would love the path.

Speaker 3 (00:34):
Hello.

Speaker 4 (00:35):
Hello, I'm trying to Tiffany.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
This is Tiffany who's calling?

Speaker 4 (00:40):
This is Karen. How you doing?

Speaker 3 (00:45):
Hey, I didn't know what I know.

Speaker 4 (00:48):
We've been I know we've been going back and forth
on the site talking and we haven't you know, really
talked yet. So yeah, it's okay.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
I'm gonna expecting a car. But yeah, it's good to
hear from you. It's good to hear for you know.

Speaker 4 (01:03):
You know, I mean we've been we've been talking for
well a long time, well, texting and on the site
for at least what five weeks now.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
Yeah, So really I'm glad you called a coronel seriously,
Like Anne, I love your voice. So I'm exciting.

Speaker 4 (01:21):
You know you got anything going on? This weekend.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
I don't think so I just have to, like, you know,
go glocery shopping or whatever. But like, other than that,
I'm pretty helping. What's up?

Speaker 4 (01:33):
I was thinking maybe we get together, get a get
a drink or two, just you know kind of yeah,
a little bit, feel each other out and if you
if you're feeling that, you know, I don't want to.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
Yeah, that's cool, we can get together. I'm interested, you know, like,
I'm happy you called, and I would love to see
this weekend.

Speaker 4 (01:51):
You got a place in.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
Mind, Like.

Speaker 4 (01:54):
You know, I was thinking about letting you pick something,
because you know, i'd rather go somewhere where you're comfortable,
atmosphere that you used to. I think that would be
the best thing to do.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
Okay, well let me look, I want to find out.
I'll go you on that. But yeah, I'm down.

Speaker 4 (02:10):
I just want to hang out a little bit.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
Yeah cool, I'm excited.

Speaker 4 (02:18):
Good, good, what's good for you? You know, if you
want to do on Saturday.

Speaker 3 (02:24):
Let's go on. Let's do Saturday to give me, you know,
some time to like, you know, gut myself together, six
or seven.

Speaker 4 (02:31):
Text me you know the location or whatever wherever you
want me to know I'll be cool.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
I can see you.

Speaker 4 (02:39):
Okay, let's let's do this first, tell me this what
what what are we wearing? So I'm not I don't
want to be overdressed underdressed.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
I don't really trip on that first take to be
chill like I'm not. You know, we don't have to
do like a five hundred dollars dinner or nothing like that.
You don't need on a touch.

Speaker 4 (02:53):
This ain't a rocky brunch, all right, But if you
don't mind, I could get you to do something for me?
Could you? Could I give you my cash app for what? Well?
What I want to do is, you know, sometimes these
things actually go wrong. You know, I don't see it

(03:13):
going wrong with me and you because we've had you know,
the way we've been chit chatting and going back and
forth on the site. Things have been really really well.
You know, you know, I would like to get you know,
like a you know, a love deposit of two hundred
and fifty dollars that way of this go wrong. At
least I haven't waited my time. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (03:38):
Hold on, I'm just saying, what just happened? You said
you want me to get your cass app and send
you a love deposit of two hundred and something dollars.

Speaker 4 (03:51):
Two fifty two fifty like you know that way of this, don't.
If this don't go right, you know, then at least
I haven't it loved. It's like I love to you know,
if it goes If it goes right, you know, then
I give it back to you. If it don't go right,
you know, at least I haven't waited toil my time.
You see what I'm saying?

Speaker 3 (04:07):
You serious?

Speaker 4 (04:08):
Right? No?

Speaker 3 (04:09):
Yeah? Yeah, okay, Uh this is super weird and uh yeah,
this is all weird and uh, you know I'm coming.
I don't you really know what to say, like other
than you could probably wove my number like you a
week dul Like, don't call me like your corny. I'm

(04:30):
not interested, you bum like I'm straight, Like I don't know.

Speaker 4 (04:35):
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. I wasn't
all that.

Speaker 3 (04:37):
I wasn't.

Speaker 4 (04:39):
We've been talking. We've been talking for five weeks. Everything's
been good. We've been we've been on the site talking
to each other.

Speaker 3 (04:44):
So the two weeks though, you're trying to ask me
for a cash app for real, a love deposit? How corny,
are you are you serious? Seriously?

Speaker 4 (04:54):
If you believe listen tip tip on the reil. If
you believe in yourself, do you back? You know what?

Speaker 3 (05:01):
If I believe in myself, you're so full, last out
of here? You have lost your in mind? Okay, would
you please like gather your thoughts because I don't know
who you think you're talking to. Forrel you know what
I'm saying. So I need you to do two things.
Lose my number and don't don't look for me for real?
Shut up like this is ridiculous, Like this is stupid,

(05:25):
you ignorant?

Speaker 4 (05:26):
For real? Shut up? Okay, okay, don't show me, show
me where I'm wrong. If you believe in yourself.

Speaker 3 (05:32):
If I believe in myself, chas do what you mean?
If I believe in myself, If you believe in yourself,
your dass will move around. Get off the phone and
stop wasting my time for real. I'm about to hang
out right now for.

Speaker 4 (05:44):
Real, okay, fray, before you hang up, though, you can go,
you could go your way. I can go, mind, you
don't want to me? The two fifty cool got that sparks? Okay, okay, good?
You know what what is is this your loss though,

(06:05):
tis this your.

Speaker 3 (06:07):
You gotta be out your rabbit eye. Mine ain't no
lost this here, ain't no lost. This ain't no lost.

Speaker 4 (06:12):
This this is okay. You know what, you know what.
I knew this was gonna happen. You know, I want
a brother try to be real when a brother tried.

Speaker 3 (06:22):
Hey, hey, you might as well. Hey turn around, go
the other direction. Lock yourself up. Seriously, you want to
talk about black black men and brotherhood like, this's a
wrap for you. We don't need you out here. Your
youth list straight up, like, don't call me, destroy yourself
for rel I'm done with this.

Speaker 4 (06:40):
Can I tell you something else for you? Leady? Real quick?
What I just want to let you know that this
is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your
sister and Shave. Shave got me to pray fall call
you listen. He said, you gotta get my sister. She's

(07:03):
been on the right on this dating sight talking to
this guy. Sorry, where is she got?

Speaker 3 (07:10):
This is stupid?

Speaker 4 (07:14):
We got you, baby, We got you good.

Speaker 3 (07:16):
Yeah, this is crazy. I'm gonna get her. I'm gonna
get her. This is.

Speaker 4 (07:22):
I'll tell you what I'd tell me this what is
the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in.

Speaker 3 (07:28):
The land, The Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
Come on, come on, what what man If y'all don't
give me some praise and worship up in here, what
Frank praise?

Speaker 4 (07:45):
Come on now, we ain't done it in a while.
Frank praise. We ain't done it in a minute, you know.

Speaker 2 (07:55):
Yeah, Rob, you got a clap for yourself?

Speaker 4 (08:00):
Get it?

Speaker 1 (08:01):
Steve, I can't because his camera too close to his face.

Speaker 2 (08:10):
Who screen, way back, way back?

Speaker 4 (08:16):
All right, it's going down this weekend. It's an evening
and evening.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
With nephew Tommy West Palm Beach, Florida. It is at
the it is you know what it's so it's so sexy.
It's the Rinker Playhouse. It's the Rinker Playhouse, all right,
at the crab Its Center.

Speaker 4 (08:37):
Yeah, it's the Rinker. The Rinker. Oh my god, you
must come. You know.

Speaker 2 (08:41):
It's kind of like when you go to you know,
when you go to New York and you go to
Broadway or off Broadway. It's yes, yeah, it's like that.

Speaker 4 (08:50):
It's like that. I'm at the Rinker.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
You know. Anyway, almost sold out the nephew. This weekend
Mother's Day, Get your tickets day on Saya right now,
just a few left, ye.

Speaker 1 (09:04):
All right, nephew, thank you. Coming up next Strawberry letter
subject he loves my love, handles and dimples. We'll get
into it, find out what it's all about. Right after
this nice you're listening to Harvey Morning Show
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