July 12, 2024 • 7 mins
Brother Springwater has a mobile service where baptizes people at their homes, mainly the front yard.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, nephew, what you got time for the prank
phone call Shirley.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
It is time to baptize some people. It's called mobile
baptismal Pool mobile baptismal. We come to you and baptized.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
You know you could be ignorant.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
You come to your house and baptized. That's what we
do it.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Hello.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Hello, I'm trying to reach to mister Wilson.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
It's you doing?
Speaker 3 (00:29):
How you doing? My name is brother spring water Man. Listen.
We uh we we got paid to actually come by
and do some services to uh for for you by
some friends of yours, and we wanted to actually call
and see about scheduling and see what you had available.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
Uh some some services what y'all plan on some graand
but which I do?
Speaker 1 (00:51):
What kind of services you have?
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Actually, sir, you've got some friends that have actually spent
a great amount of money on you. And what we
do is we have a baptismal on wheels service. And
what we do is we go and we we baptize
people at their home and and baptism on Wheels has
been a new company, but we've we've baptized over a
(01:14):
thousand people. Now we have a truck with which actually
has a baptismal pool on the back of it, and
we actually come to your home and we will baptize
you in your driveway and and make you hold again.
So we.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
Brother Water, Brother Fringin, sorry Fringwater Springwater. What you want
to come to my house and give me a baptism
in my front yard?
Speaker 3 (01:38):
We want to baptize you right there in your drive
where your friends are paid for the services.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
And my friend, what friend will pay for me to
get baptized.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
I've been baptized already.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Well from my understanding, sir, that ever then that you
you had some some bumps and bruises and and and
they seem to believe that you need to be Washington
coming again.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
I mean, that's all good, that's all.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
That's all.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
It's all good.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
But I mean things are I mean things be that
that it made man. I mean, I've been baptized, I
go to church.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
You know, me and the Lord.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
Don't have no problems. I mean, we all have setbacks.
But for you to pull up with your pool in
front of my house to say you fina baptized me
that that doesn't make any sense to me.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
I meane, sir, Sometimes when some people are not able
to go to the House of the Lord and get baptized.
You know, we're making a lot more convenient for you,
but we can actually need no convenience.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
I don't need no convenience.
Speaker 5 (02:30):
What I need convenience us. You asking me to come
to my house on a Tuesday to baptize me in
my driveway? Does that make any sense to you?
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Brother water?
Speaker 5 (02:41):
I mean, come on, if.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
You really sit back and think about it, does that
make any sense to you?
Speaker 3 (02:46):
The first of all, so that's that's that's brother spring water.
But what I'm trying to what I'm trying to.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Say, the water is holy water, spring water. It doesn't make.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
No difference to me. You can't come to my neighborhood
and baptize me in front of mine, Sir?
Speaker 1 (03:02):
What is all that? This is?
Speaker 3 (03:04):
This is what your friends are talking about that don't give.
Speaker 5 (03:07):
Me Dad, My prayers are telling you. Man, anybody which
which one of my prayers gonna recommend you to come
to my damn house.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
So I.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Make that doesn't even make any sense to me.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
You understand, I'm not I'm not at any liberty to
tell you who actually.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
Between the liberty to come to my damn house a
baptize me, but you can't tell me who the hell
go see you? But you're not what come off? You're
gonna even come of that? That makes sense to you?
Speaker 1 (03:34):
God, Come on, that doesn't.
Speaker 5 (03:35):
Make any no way in the world. I'm going to
allow you to come and bring your plonee in front
of my house and baptize me. Then I'm asking you
ask and you you're supposed to be a pastor, You're
supposed to be baptized. I'm asking you, Okay, what's friend
of mine is sending you there? You know, letting you
know I need to be dot You will tell you
how at liberty?
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Sir, sir, all I want to know. Basically, I've already
been paid. I'm coming.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
Ties to me. I have that time.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
I'm going to baptize you on Tuesday in your driveway.
Speaker 5 (04:05):
Now, how tell you was if you come to my
house in front of my driveway, you better bring the
whole congregation. You understand, you better bring the deacons, the brothers,
the sisters.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
And everybody else. If you did, how many be baptizing life.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
This is a problem. This is what your friends are
talking about. This is why you need to be baptized
and cleansed again and washed in the blood of the lamp.
This is what's wrong. You need to be cleansed. That's
what's wrong with you, mister Wilton. What's wrong with me? Now?
Speaker 5 (04:30):
What's trouble with you? Was caught me in a little
my heart. They telling me I need to be baptized
in front of my house. If I need to be baptismed,
don't get some only water, I go down to the church.
I don't need you come in front of my house.
Look at whole circus, were all afraid of some white
sheets talking about to water. Basti athlete from mind up
sayings from my understanding.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
From my understanding, mister Wilton, you missed two Sundays already
this month.
Speaker 5 (04:53):
So this so now I can go anywhere and get
the water. I don't need you coming here because you
telling me I missed to dead Sundays. I'm missing setting
it too till the Puma game coming off, Sir.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
All I know is I've been paid to do a job.
I will be there Tuesday morning at seven o'clock and
we will baptize you before you go to work on Tues.
Speaker 5 (05:11):
Know you would I tell you what you come to
my bout seven o'clock in the morning. I swear on
your lord, I'm gonna bust your You understand me. You
would not come to my house telling me you've a backtip. Now,
don't give a damme who paid you. You understand I
will trying your in the water matter stop now, friends, you,
your teachers, everybody else, were gonna have a fool party
(05:32):
that you understand how knowing how time I get.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
All of this angle and all of this this, these
problems you have within you. We are going to purge
your body and get it out your system.
Speaker 5 (05:42):
I want you, I'll tell you what. I tell you
what rather swing work is.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
That's a come down brother, ring water on it. You
go out there baptized on Tuesday morning.
Speaker 5 (05:52):
I wonna give a damn who pays you, who called you?
Bring your time? Go well, I carry kill you.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
I'm gonna try, yasel.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
I got one more thing I want to say to you.
Speaker 5 (06:02):
When you listening to got it?
Speaker 1 (06:03):
That's matter.
Speaker 5 (06:04):
I'm busy. You ain't got to say to me. I
gotta go. You understand you ain't make long long man.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
I want to say to you, is you listening to me?
Was no this his nephew Tommy from the Steve Harby
Morning Show. You just got pranked by your boy Mason.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
Hello, man, let me tell y'all something, man, let me.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Tell you something boy, y'all y'all was by bring some man.
I say, hell, man, I was about to act a.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
Fool on y'all because y'all would to show the.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Spent my crib. You understand me one time, y'all ain't
got just better to do in the city rid here
and just with people during their day. Man, I ain't
never thought y'all can get me with this. Hey, who
the hell goes around that tize of people?
Speaker 3 (06:55):
All?
Speaker 5 (06:55):
That's like Bill's on will how y'all bethtized people.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
With a pot on the back. I gotta ask you something,
what is the baddest radio show in the land?
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Man?
Speaker 4 (07:07):
You know it's the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
See, that's how you baptize somebody forget going to church
now exactly when they don't make it to the table.
You know, we bring the baptismal to you.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Right outside, right out.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
That's actually a good idea in the drive, right dare man, Yeah,
we'll baptize you before you go to work. In the
morning and you get your save on. We'll get your
save on right there. We cleanse you right there in
the driveway.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Won't we want to do it?
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Will and will he won't.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
Thanking of you. Coming up next Strawberry letter.
Speaker 5 (07:47):
My man says I went from wop to hop.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
We'll get into it right after this.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
You're listening hard morning show
All right, nephew, what you got time for the prank
phone call Shirley.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
It is time to baptize some people. It's called mobile
baptismal Pool mobile baptismal. We come to you and baptized.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
You know you could be ignorant.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
You come to your house and baptized. That's what we
do it.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Hello.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Hello, I'm trying to reach to mister Wilson.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
It's you doing?
Speaker 3 (00:29):
How you doing? My name is brother spring water Man. Listen.
We uh we we got paid to actually come by
and do some services to uh for for you by
some friends of yours, and we wanted to actually call
and see about scheduling and see what you had available.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
Uh some some services what y'all plan on some graand
but which I do?
Speaker 1 (00:51):
What kind of services you have?
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Actually, sir, you've got some friends that have actually spent
a great amount of money on you. And what we
do is we have a baptismal on wheels service. And
what we do is we go and we we baptize
people at their home and and baptism on Wheels has
been a new company, but we've we've baptized over a
(01:14):
thousand people. Now we have a truck with which actually
has a baptismal pool on the back of it, and
we actually come to your home and we will baptize
you in your driveway and and make you hold again.
So we.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
Brother Water, Brother Fringin, sorry Fringwater Springwater. What you want
to come to my house and give me a baptism
in my front yard?
Speaker 3 (01:38):
We want to baptize you right there in your drive
where your friends are paid for the services.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
And my friend, what friend will pay for me to
get baptized.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
I've been baptized already.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Well from my understanding, sir, that ever then that you
you had some some bumps and bruises and and and
they seem to believe that you need to be Washington
coming again.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
I mean, that's all good, that's all.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
That's all.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
It's all good.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
But I mean things are I mean things be that
that it made man. I mean, I've been baptized, I
go to church.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
You know, me and the Lord.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
Don't have no problems. I mean, we all have setbacks.
But for you to pull up with your pool in
front of my house to say you fina baptized me
that that doesn't make any sense to me.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
I meane, sir, Sometimes when some people are not able
to go to the House of the Lord and get baptized.
You know, we're making a lot more convenient for you,
but we can actually need no convenience.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
I don't need no convenience.
Speaker 5 (02:30):
What I need convenience us. You asking me to come
to my house on a Tuesday to baptize me in
my driveway? Does that make any sense to you?
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Brother water?
Speaker 5 (02:41):
I mean, come on, if.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
You really sit back and think about it, does that
make any sense to you?
Speaker 3 (02:46):
The first of all, so that's that's that's brother spring water.
But what I'm trying to what I'm trying to.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Say, the water is holy water, spring water. It doesn't make.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
No difference to me. You can't come to my neighborhood
and baptize me in front of mine, Sir?
Speaker 1 (03:02):
What is all that? This is?
Speaker 3 (03:04):
This is what your friends are talking about that don't give.
Speaker 5 (03:07):
Me Dad, My prayers are telling you. Man, anybody which
which one of my prayers gonna recommend you to come
to my damn house.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
So I.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Make that doesn't even make any sense to me.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
You understand, I'm not I'm not at any liberty to
tell you who actually.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
Between the liberty to come to my damn house a
baptize me, but you can't tell me who the hell
go see you? But you're not what come off? You're
gonna even come of that? That makes sense to you?
Speaker 1 (03:34):
God, Come on, that doesn't.
Speaker 5 (03:35):
Make any no way in the world. I'm going to
allow you to come and bring your plonee in front
of my house and baptize me. Then I'm asking you
ask and you you're supposed to be a pastor, You're
supposed to be baptized. I'm asking you, Okay, what's friend
of mine is sending you there? You know, letting you
know I need to be dot You will tell you
how at liberty?
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Sir, sir, all I want to know. Basically, I've already
been paid. I'm coming.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
Ties to me. I have that time.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
I'm going to baptize you on Tuesday in your driveway.
Speaker 5 (04:05):
Now, how tell you was if you come to my
house in front of my driveway, you better bring the
whole congregation. You understand, you better bring the deacons, the brothers,
the sisters.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
And everybody else. If you did, how many be baptizing life.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
This is a problem. This is what your friends are
talking about. This is why you need to be baptized
and cleansed again and washed in the blood of the lamp.
This is what's wrong. You need to be cleansed. That's
what's wrong with you, mister Wilton. What's wrong with me? Now?
Speaker 5 (04:30):
What's trouble with you? Was caught me in a little
my heart. They telling me I need to be baptized
in front of my house. If I need to be baptismed,
don't get some only water, I go down to the church.
I don't need you come in front of my house.
Look at whole circus, were all afraid of some white
sheets talking about to water. Basti athlete from mind up
sayings from my understanding.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
From my understanding, mister Wilton, you missed two Sundays already
this month.
Speaker 5 (04:53):
So this so now I can go anywhere and get
the water. I don't need you coming here because you
telling me I missed to dead Sundays. I'm missing setting
it too till the Puma game coming off, Sir.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
All I know is I've been paid to do a job.
I will be there Tuesday morning at seven o'clock and
we will baptize you before you go to work on Tues.
Speaker 5 (05:11):
Know you would I tell you what you come to
my bout seven o'clock in the morning. I swear on
your lord, I'm gonna bust your You understand me. You
would not come to my house telling me you've a backtip. Now,
don't give a damme who paid you. You understand I
will trying your in the water matter stop now, friends, you,
your teachers, everybody else, were gonna have a fool party
(05:32):
that you understand how knowing how time I get.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
All of this angle and all of this this, these
problems you have within you. We are going to purge
your body and get it out your system.
Speaker 5 (05:42):
I want you, I'll tell you what. I tell you
what rather swing work is.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
That's a come down brother, ring water on it. You
go out there baptized on Tuesday morning.
Speaker 5 (05:52):
I wonna give a damn who pays you, who called you?
Bring your time? Go well, I carry kill you.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
I'm gonna try, yasel.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
I got one more thing I want to say to you.
Speaker 5 (06:02):
When you listening to got it?
Speaker 1 (06:03):
That's matter.
Speaker 5 (06:04):
I'm busy. You ain't got to say to me. I
gotta go. You understand you ain't make long long man.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
I want to say to you, is you listening to me?
Was no this his nephew Tommy from the Steve Harby
Morning Show. You just got pranked by your boy Mason.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
Hello, man, let me tell y'all something, man, let me.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Tell you something boy, y'all y'all was by bring some man.
I say, hell, man, I was about to act a.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
Fool on y'all because y'all would to show the.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Spent my crib. You understand me one time, y'all ain't
got just better to do in the city rid here
and just with people during their day. Man, I ain't
never thought y'all can get me with this. Hey, who
the hell goes around that tize of people?
Speaker 3 (06:55):
All?
Speaker 5 (06:55):
That's like Bill's on will how y'all bethtized people.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
With a pot on the back. I gotta ask you something,
what is the baddest radio show in the land?
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Man?
Speaker 4 (07:07):
You know it's the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
See, that's how you baptize somebody forget going to church
now exactly when they don't make it to the table.
You know, we bring the baptismal to you.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Right outside, right out.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
That's actually a good idea in the drive, right dare man, Yeah,
we'll baptize you before you go to work. In the
morning and you get your save on. We'll get your
save on right there. We cleanse you right there in
the driveway.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Won't we want to do it?
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Will and will he won't.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
Thanking of you. Coming up next Strawberry letter.
Speaker 5 (07:47):
My man says I went from wop to hop.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
We'll get into it right after this.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
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