May 6, 2020 • 9 mins
Mr. Reggie not only was yo mama's boyfriend, but he is also the reason you got college tuition.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today's subjects.
I have a video vixing in my garage, and we're
also going to get to the nephew and it's praying
phone call for today. But Steve, you had you wanted
to finish up on one of the seals that's saying
they haven't had sex in three years. She found an
empty peel bottle and she thinks hell Hoop was a cheetah.
(00:24):
That's not necessarily true, but I will say this about it.
Sometimes those pills do have side effects. But don't nobody
to give a damn doctor side effects. They tell people
if you have a heart condition, don't take these pills.
I know a brother had tripled bypass surgery. Chew them
(00:45):
like chitlets brands making new y'all year. Mr Reggie, Mr Reggie,
let's go loo. I'm trying to reach uh debion. How
you doing, man? This is Mr Reggie. Have you heard
(01:08):
of me before? No, you don't tractic bell. I'm a
friend of your of your mother's. I'm a friend of Yolanda's.
You're a friend of my mother's. Yeah, yeah, Mr Reggie.
She's never she's never mentioned me before. No, she okay,
everything cool? Oh no, no, no, your mom is good.
Let me let me tell you what's happened. So you
you're getting ready to graduate, you're feelna get your master's, right, yeah, okay.
(01:29):
First of all, let me just say congratulations to you.
I'm proud of you. Uh. Your mom been telling me
about the whole journey, you know, from from undergrad to
getting your you know, you're getting your masters in business.
So I just want to come in you and say congratulations.
All right, thank you, brother. I appreciate that. But your
mom may never she ain't never mentioned Mr Reggie to you.
Huh No, sorry, bro, Okay, I got a little a
(01:53):
situation that we got here. Man. You know, I've been
seeing your mom for probably you know, five six years now,
and I just that yeah. Yeah, So it kind of
puzzles me that that she never brought up Mr Reggie
to you. No, No, she never brought up the name
Mr Reggie. You know, I didn't even know she had dating.
To be honest with you, Okay, So when you started undergrad,
(02:14):
I'm the person that you know, stepped up and gave
your mom some money so she could put you through school.
You know, I knew she needed some money to get
you through school and started out, you know, like I
guess around your freshman year. So I stepped up and
you know, helped your mom out. Man, this is bugged out,
b because hold on, you're telling me you gave my
mother the money, because she told me she got a
(02:35):
couple of extra jobs on the side to get the money.
That I'm the person that stepped up and through your
undergrad I'm the one gave your mom the money is
for you can go to school. And I knew when
you graduated from undergrad and then she came back told
me you're getting ready to do grad school, and I
stepped up some more. Here's what I'm getting that, man,
(02:56):
I'm not even calling Mr Reid, Mr Reggie and called
and you want me to give you some money when
I get a job. No, nothing like that. So here's
a deal, man, I didn't give your mom all this
money for six years. Now here it is now you've
feen to graduate, and now that you're from to graduate,
she called herself, I want to break up with me.
(03:17):
So I mean, I don't know nothing about that. That's
between y'all, bro, I mean, what do you want me
to do? What I wanted? You heard your name before,
so I mean, and I understand that, but what I'm saying,
what I'm getting that is just right here. I would
like for you to least call your mama and say
something to on my behalf because you know, come on, man,
I didn't put six years in put you all way
(03:37):
through school and your behalf. I really don't. I mean,
I don't know you. I mean, what do you want
me to say on your behalf? But you don't understand
what I'm trying to tell you. David Mr Reggie and
stuck his neck out for you for the last six years.
You see what I'm saying. Listen, man, I don't even
know you. You're calling me out the blue talking about
(03:57):
you gave my mama some money and being up for
five I just I don't know you. I never heard
your name, never heard of Mr REGGI you just called
me out the blue. It's some trippy right now. Man. Okay,
understand understanding, but look at you call your your ex
girls fun on, hold on, hold on. This ain't no
(04:19):
ex girl. We we've been cooling up to up to
last week up to last week. I didn't pay for
you to go to school six years now here it
is she want to break up with me. I don't
know about that, man, Like I don't know why y'all
broke up. I don't know nothing about that. Maybe and
then you called me out the blue and I don't
even know you. She never mentioned you. At least at
(04:42):
least you can do what's called on my behalf and say, hey,
what's going on with you? Nobody's but have I don't
know who you are. I'm the person. I'm the person,
and put your on the last to schools. Hey the
check that I went to the school, we had my
mama's name on him. Not no damn Mr Retchan So hey, bro,
I'm sorry it is no, it ain't no he is
what it is. I don't put your little lands through school. Now?
(05:04):
Your mama want to run out on me. I don't
want to date me. No, Mo. That's some boys right there, man,
And you need to have a little respect for somebody
that's then took care the last back. I don't even
know you. What are you talking about? Care of me?
I don't even know you. Who are you? Mr? Reggie?
What kind of the the name is that you usually go
about your last name Reggie. People go by my first name.
My first name is. My first name is Reginald. People
(05:26):
call me Mr. Reggie, and you're gonna do the same. No,
I just called you red man. Come on, Rench, I'm
good like I don't know what Okay, let let me
say this. Here all I'm asking for, but you need
to call her and take care of this yourself. Leave
me out this. Sorry, brother. Now look here, you owe
me a little respect, and you owe me at least
(05:47):
you know whatever I'm asking you to do. I don't
know you. Are you calling me talking about called my mama?
You used to date. I don't know what you are
you're talking about. I owe you some respect? Are you crazy? Okay?
Do you get my MoMA anyway you wish you're going
to mama? I don't I been had your number. I've
been had your number spent. I didn't spend thousands of
(06:09):
thousands of dollars on your little lands. I've been had
your money. Come you ain't come to the undergrad graduation?
What I need to come to that for? I did
my job. I took care of your little ass man.
You ain't take care man, you need to get one
off my phone. Bro Okay, you know what, I'm gonna
go about your mama house. I'm gonna go by there,
and you know what, I'm gonna deal with her ass
today my damn self. Look, I'm trying to be as
(06:31):
respectful as I care. But if I hear about you
going about my mother's house, I'm gonnahoop your ass. I'm
gonna whoop your mother ass. You're gonna get your ass
put by somebody with an NBA must be asked. I'm
gonna up tof I hear you went by my mother's house.
To Mr Red nine listening to you, I don't know
nothing about you. Once I get off this phone, I'm
an call and asked about Mr Reggie. But I'm gonna
(06:55):
you up. I'm going by your mama house because you
ain't gonna just break up me at this six years
go down and put the little board through school. That's
what you get for being a sucker. To sound like
you a victim. You ain't sitting here calling me no sucker.
You sound like a sucker. Let me hear you win
(07:16):
by there. It's gonna be a problem. It's gonna be
some smoke in the city. What about what about Jarvis? Jars?
Jarvis gotta do with this? God is you up to?
You go by there? And he grew up with my mother.
How do you know Jarvis anyway? Because job has called me.
He told me to call you. This is nephew taught
me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got
(07:37):
pranked by your boy Jarvis. What old what hold on?
Hold on? Hold on? Jarvis told you called to say
you do my mother and tail my way to college. Jos,
This is Tommy, baby Steve having mornings. Your your boy
(07:59):
Jarvis got me prank you. Man. He said, Man, my
boyfriend you graduated getting his m b A. He said,
you got to do it. Mr Tommy. I said, all right,
all right, tell me all about it. So I came
up with this little story. He said, Oh my god.
He said, man, his mom is his heart. Man's that's
his heart. I said, alright, cool, that's where we're going with.
My grandmother always said don't be friends with and hey, man,
(08:25):
you gotta give it to me, baby, give it to
me right twenty Mr m b A. You fend to
get your your paper in the next week. And so
what is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio
show in the land, Steve in the Water Show. That
was good man. That hey man, let me hear by
you going by my mama. I'm you Mr. Kind of
(08:50):
name is that? You're the hell go by the first name, shot,
last name? No, damn sick much run hit ready, home
run hit. But you let me hear about you going
a by my mama's house. Right, all right, thank you, nephew.
Coming up next, it is today's Strawberry Letter. I have
(09:13):
a video vixen in my garage. That is the subject.
We'll get into it right after this. You're listening to
the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today's subjects.
I have a video vixing in my garage, and we're
also going to get to the nephew and it's praying
phone call for today. But Steve, you had you wanted
to finish up on one of the seals that's saying
they haven't had sex in three years. She found an
empty peel bottle and she thinks hell Hoop was a cheetah.
(00:24):
That's not necessarily true, but I will say this about it.
Sometimes those pills do have side effects. But don't nobody
to give a damn doctor side effects. They tell people
if you have a heart condition, don't take these pills.
I know a brother had tripled bypass surgery. Chew them
(00:45):
like chitlets brands making new y'all year. Mr Reggie, Mr Reggie,
let's go loo. I'm trying to reach uh debion. How
you doing, man? This is Mr Reggie. Have you heard
(01:08):
of me before? No, you don't tractic bell. I'm a
friend of your of your mother's. I'm a friend of Yolanda's.
You're a friend of my mother's. Yeah, yeah, Mr Reggie.
She's never she's never mentioned me before. No, she okay,
everything cool? Oh no, no, no, your mom is good.
Let me let me tell you what's happened. So you
you're getting ready to graduate, you're feelna get your master's, right, yeah, okay.
(01:29):
First of all, let me just say congratulations to you.
I'm proud of you. Uh. Your mom been telling me
about the whole journey, you know, from from undergrad to
getting your you know, you're getting your masters in business.
So I just want to come in you and say congratulations.
All right, thank you, brother. I appreciate that. But your
mom may never she ain't never mentioned Mr Reggie to you.
Huh No, sorry, bro, Okay, I got a little a
(01:53):
situation that we got here. Man. You know, I've been
seeing your mom for probably you know, five six years now,
and I just that yeah. Yeah, So it kind of
puzzles me that that she never brought up Mr Reggie
to you. No, No, she never brought up the name
Mr Reggie. You know, I didn't even know she had dating.
To be honest with you, Okay, So when you started undergrad,
(02:14):
I'm the person that you know, stepped up and gave
your mom some money so she could put you through school.
You know, I knew she needed some money to get
you through school and started out, you know, like I
guess around your freshman year. So I stepped up and
you know, helped your mom out. Man, this is bugged out,
b because hold on, you're telling me you gave my
mother the money, because she told me she got a
(02:35):
couple of extra jobs on the side to get the money.
That I'm the person that stepped up and through your
undergrad I'm the one gave your mom the money is
for you can go to school. And I knew when
you graduated from undergrad and then she came back told
me you're getting ready to do grad school, and I
stepped up some more. Here's what I'm getting that, man,
(02:56):
I'm not even calling Mr Reid, Mr Reggie and called
and you want me to give you some money when
I get a job. No, nothing like that. So here's
a deal, man, I didn't give your mom all this
money for six years. Now here it is now you've
feen to graduate, and now that you're from to graduate,
she called herself, I want to break up with me.
(03:17):
So I mean, I don't know nothing about that. That's
between y'all, bro, I mean, what do you want me
to do? What I wanted? You heard your name before,
so I mean, and I understand that, but what I'm saying,
what I'm getting that is just right here. I would
like for you to least call your mama and say
something to on my behalf because you know, come on, man,
I didn't put six years in put you all way
(03:37):
through school and your behalf. I really don't. I mean,
I don't know you. I mean, what do you want
me to say on your behalf? But you don't understand
what I'm trying to tell you. David Mr Reggie and
stuck his neck out for you for the last six years.
You see what I'm saying. Listen, man, I don't even
know you. You're calling me out the blue talking about
(03:57):
you gave my mama some money and being up for
five I just I don't know you. I never heard
your name, never heard of Mr REGGI you just called
me out the blue. It's some trippy right now. Man. Okay,
understand understanding, but look at you call your your ex
girls fun on, hold on, hold on. This ain't no
(04:19):
ex girl. We we've been cooling up to up to
last week up to last week. I didn't pay for
you to go to school six years now here it
is she want to break up with me. I don't
know about that, man, Like I don't know why y'all
broke up. I don't know nothing about that. Maybe and
then you called me out the blue and I don't
even know you. She never mentioned you. At least at
(04:42):
least you can do what's called on my behalf and say, hey,
what's going on with you? Nobody's but have I don't
know who you are. I'm the person. I'm the person,
and put your on the last to schools. Hey the
check that I went to the school, we had my
mama's name on him. Not no damn Mr Retchan So hey, bro,
I'm sorry it is no, it ain't no he is
what it is. I don't put your little lands through school. Now?
(05:04):
Your mama want to run out on me. I don't
want to date me. No, Mo. That's some boys right there, man,
And you need to have a little respect for somebody
that's then took care the last back. I don't even
know you. What are you talking about? Care of me?
I don't even know you. Who are you? Mr? Reggie?
What kind of the the name is that you usually go
about your last name Reggie. People go by my first name.
My first name is. My first name is Reginald. People
(05:26):
call me Mr. Reggie, and you're gonna do the same. No,
I just called you red man. Come on, Rench, I'm
good like I don't know what Okay, let let me
say this. Here all I'm asking for, but you need
to call her and take care of this yourself. Leave
me out this. Sorry, brother. Now look here, you owe
me a little respect, and you owe me at least
(05:47):
you know whatever I'm asking you to do. I don't
know you. Are you calling me talking about called my mama?
You used to date. I don't know what you are
you're talking about. I owe you some respect? Are you crazy? Okay?
Do you get my MoMA anyway you wish you're going
to mama? I don't I been had your number. I've
been had your number spent. I didn't spend thousands of
(06:09):
thousands of dollars on your little lands. I've been had
your money. Come you ain't come to the undergrad graduation?
What I need to come to that for? I did
my job. I took care of your little ass man.
You ain't take care man, you need to get one
off my phone. Bro Okay, you know what, I'm gonna
go about your mama house. I'm gonna go by there,
and you know what, I'm gonna deal with her ass
today my damn self. Look, I'm trying to be as
(06:31):
respectful as I care. But if I hear about you
going about my mother's house, I'm gonnahoop your ass. I'm
gonna whoop your mother ass. You're gonna get your ass
put by somebody with an NBA must be asked. I'm
gonna up tof I hear you went by my mother's house.
To Mr Red nine listening to you, I don't know
nothing about you. Once I get off this phone, I'm
an call and asked about Mr Reggie. But I'm gonna
(06:55):
you up. I'm going by your mama house because you
ain't gonna just break up me at this six years
go down and put the little board through school. That's
what you get for being a sucker. To sound like
you a victim. You ain't sitting here calling me no sucker.
You sound like a sucker. Let me hear you win
(07:16):
by there. It's gonna be a problem. It's gonna be
some smoke in the city. What about what about Jarvis? Jars?
Jarvis gotta do with this? God is you up to?
You go by there? And he grew up with my mother.
How do you know Jarvis anyway? Because job has called me.
He told me to call you. This is nephew taught
me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got
(07:37):
pranked by your boy Jarvis. What old what hold on?
Hold on? Hold on? Jarvis told you called to say
you do my mother and tail my way to college. Jos,
This is Tommy, baby Steve having mornings. Your your boy
(07:59):
Jarvis got me prank you. Man. He said, Man, my
boyfriend you graduated getting his m b A. He said,
you got to do it. Mr Tommy. I said, all right,
all right, tell me all about it. So I came
up with this little story. He said, Oh my god.
He said, man, his mom is his heart. Man's that's
his heart. I said, alright, cool, that's where we're going with.
My grandmother always said don't be friends with and hey, man,
(08:25):
you gotta give it to me, baby, give it to
me right twenty Mr m b A. You fend to
get your your paper in the next week. And so
what is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio
show in the land, Steve in the Water Show. That
was good man. That hey man, let me hear by
you going by my mama. I'm you Mr. Kind of
(08:50):
name is that? You're the hell go by the first name, shot,
last name? No, damn sick much run hit ready, home
run hit. But you let me hear about you going
a by my mama's house. Right, all right, thank you, nephew.
Coming up next, it is today's Strawberry Letter. I have
(09:13):
a video vixen in my garage. That is the subject.
We'll get into it right after this. You're listening to
the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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