One Of The Twins Is Mine

How do you tell a grown man that one of his twins is not his? This is a problem!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Coming up at the top of the hour, about four
minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today. The subject
she used to be my sugar baby. We'll get into
that in just a little bit, but right now, the
nephew is here with today's praying phone call. What you
got for his nev? One of your twins is mad?
What one of your twins is mad? Hey? Listen, listen, listen, listen.

(00:29):
It happens, y'all. Okay, okay, First of all, none of
y'all on this show are doctors. It happens. Okay, it happens.
He's idiots get misconstrued sometimes. One of the twins, Hey,
one of the twins is mad. Okay, all right, see
how this is gonna work out for you? I want

(00:51):
my baby, one of the twins. Let's go get hello.
I'm trying to what's going on? Man, my brother? My
name is Kendrick. Man, I'm trying to reach out to you. You.
Um are you? Are you the tony that you used
to used to date? Man? Yeah? What about it? Man?
I was trying to reach out to you. Um who

(01:13):
you say? This is again? My name Kendrick, Kendrick, I
I got got, I got a little problem, bro. Hopefully
we can work this out. Man. Look, man, I ain't
got nothing to do with no damn or no mode. Man.
If that's the past, so even you don't even call
me about her, man, that's just you know, I don't
want to hear do you and do you? Um? You

(01:34):
do you all have kids together? What do you all have?
Do you all? Do you all have children together? Yeah?
I got kids from Keiper? Man. How do you get
my number? Man? Say again, how do you get my number? Hey, Bro,
I ain't trying to have no beef with you, man,
It ain't it anything like that. I'm just y'all. Do
y'all Do you have a set of twins? Yeah? Man,

(01:55):
we gotta set of twins? Man. But waving hold on,
why are you calling me? Man? Whatever? You and be it? Man,
that's want know. But what you're asking me about my
my kids? From man? Okay, Bro, he's I mean, I
don't even know how to break this on you, but
I'm just gonna just put it out there, okay, just
and just hit me out, man, just hit me out. Um.
It's been brought to my attention that there is a

(02:17):
strong possibility that one of the twins is mine? Oh
are you crazy? Them? Man? Who you say he is? Again? Man?
This kendry Man. Man, look, man, don't call my house
with this. Man. How twin gonna be yours? Man? They're
my twins? Man, Hey, man, I found out and I
thought I thought the same thing you thought, Tony. I

(02:38):
was like, okay, man, they doesn't even biologically possible. Man,
what I thought? But I found out that two seeds
could actually join together create twins, and each one of
them could have a different daddy. I'm finding this out
for the first for first hand myself. Oh man, you
ain't funk man. Look man, what happen? Man, I'm telling you,
dog man, the kids is mine. Man, you ain't got

(03:01):
nothing to do with this. Dog. You ain't got nothing
to do with this. Man. Hey, listen, man, I'm trying
to do is get to the bottom or something. Let
me let me, let me, let me out and listen
to them. Let me ask you to your set of twins.
Are they are they? I mean? Are they the same
shade of color? Are they different shades? I mean, I'm
just asking. I'm never saying here, Look, dogs, let me
tell you something, man, I want you to get this

(03:22):
do your head right now, man, whenever you got that's
on y'all. Man, this ain't got nothing to do with
my twins. Man, ain't got nothing to do with my twins. Man,
one of them dog skin? What I'm light skinned? Right
down right there? Man? What right there? What? Okay? Turning?
All right? Let me ask you what what? What shade
of color? You are? You? Dog? Here? A light skin? Now?
I'm dog skin. Man, I'm light skinned. Man, ye know

(03:45):
the light skin twin must be mine? You know what, Man,
I'm not continue this conversation. No, mo, I'm gonna just
tell you something. Dog. You don't know where you with
because I will you up. You're understanding that, dog, Man, listen,
I just find that this this is a fluke accident
that is possible to happen. You understand that you're talking

(04:05):
about my kids manner, and I understand the passion that
you have for your children. Man, I don't know you
wanted the kids. Don't talking about my kids? And showers, man,
one of the twins is mine? Man, they ain't no man,
Look man, look dog, I'll tell you what. Man, I'm
gonna let you make it. Dog. You know what cause
don't call he or no mo man, whatever you in

(04:28):
we're doing. That's what you and that crazy it's doing.
So she with your crazy. Stupid you're stupid enough to
call here talking about one of the kids. You. I
guess she told you that stupid Now, dog, don't call
me no more. Man, don't canton and listen when you
when you consider, I mean, I got us an appointment
tomorrow the doctor. Would you consider bringing the kids if
we can see which one of yours and which one?

(04:50):
You are? Retarded? Man, that's what's up with you, doctor. Retarded. Man,
I I ain't meet your neck well dogs, that's what
I'm talking about. Man, I'll tell you, dog, I'll meet
you man to man, man man to man, me and
you dog man the man, I'm gonna kick your when
you got to fight, Tony. I just want you to
give me my child. Man, I'm gonna give you up.

(05:12):
I got Mellis be a slugger. You stupid. That's what
you is. Man. You're ignorant man calling me Sunday morning
talking about my kids. It's your kids. Man, we were retarded.
That that can't happen. Man, I understand the man, but
it's a fluke accident and now you're trying to deprive
me or man having a relationship with my child. Man,
I've been raising these kids for five years by my

(05:34):
damn self. Man, I get him up, I take him
to ballet, man, I take him to literally you understand me, man,
don't call my man, Tony, I understand. And it was
heartbreaking the meat too, Tony. Tell you what, Man, I'm
gonna get up phone and uh I want you man,
I want you to never ever call my Don't call

(05:55):
me with new ignorant like this. What you say your
name is? What? What? What? What's your name? Getting dog?
My name? My name Kendrick. Man. Listen, listen, Tony, I'm
fine you dog. You understand that. Dog. We're gonna suddenly
you understand you with dog? Okay, Tony, I got one
more thing I want to say to you, Okay, and
you ain't got to say to me. Let me say

(06:16):
one more thing to you, man, man, Okay, Man, hold
on now now they're daddy all right, Yeah, y'all gonna play.
I'll be I'll be out there in a minute. Man.
See dog, Oh man, you didn't got to everybody around here,
mon curse like it's from my kids. Man, Okay, I
say one more thing to your man. All right, man,
stay with them you want to see and don't call

(06:37):
you a no more man. Tony, this is nephew Tommy
from the Steve Harvey More on the show. You just
got pranked by your homeboy. Uh Man, you know what, Tommy? Man, Man,
that's a man. You know what? Dog? Man, you was
really about to get you to Man, Man, you can't

(06:59):
be well. Nobody about their kids, how they do? Man?
Oh Man? Okay, okay, all right, alright, tell you what man.
Don't don't don't even tell you did it? Man, because
I say were meeting. We're meeting later tonight. I got
some poins. Man. Hey, nephew Tommy, do me one favor. Man?

(07:20):
Was that Watch the till o'clock news tonight. Man, You're
gonna muckets on there, man, watch you dog. I can't
believe it. Man, oh Man, all right, Hey, I gotta
ask you, man, what is the baddest I'm talking about
the baddest radio show in the land, oh Man, The

(07:40):
Steve Harvard Morning Show. Man. I listened every morning. Man.
I just can't believe y'all got me. Man, he almost
start Did you eat? Man? Almost. You gotta playing with
people they kid and their babies and sweet lit them
up with you and call it. What if I called

(08:02):
your husband Tosh and say, I get you ten doll
now for your dollars? Okay, I get you ten. Okay,
Oh you're about to get you. Get out on the side.
You think Joel will talking about home baby, baby baby.
You want to push this button, that's the one his

(08:24):
baby girl, just like you man, somebody say something about
my baby girl. It's a wrap. It's a wrap, y'all.
Gonna have to come get me. But I don't know
what the bell are gonna be, but you're gonna have
to come get me and be comfortable with it. I'm
comfortable with whatever the bell lives. I got it. Just
come get me. It's I just can't get to it,

(08:45):
but come get me. So now you know. So, why
are you playing with people about them? Because it's my job.
Call It's not to do that. It's my job to
get people in a just in a up that's my
granddad up rope. Get my job to get you in
an up rope. Your uncle is quiet on this, all right, nephew,

(09:08):
Thank you? Coming up next, my strawberry letters, subject she
used to be my sugar baby. We'll talk about it
right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.