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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Man, this right here, this is the kind of thing
you need a drum roll right here, this right here,
this kind of thing need a drum row. Really, ladies
and gentlemen, boys and girls. The title of the legendary
right here, the one and only. If you've never heard it,
I feel sorry for yourself. This right here is called
Raymond in the Closet, the closet cat dog.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Let's go, baby, Hello, Hello, he who can you hear me?
Speaker 3 (00:33):
You badly?
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Who is this Raymond?
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Speak up? I can't hear you. Who this is?
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Raymond?
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Mats speak up? I can't hear you. Who is this Raymond?
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Raymond? Raymond for Rhonda? Is my sister?
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Yes? What's up? What's up? Man? What's up?
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Somebody be broken the house? They in the house right now.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
I'm in the color holo. Man, can what you're saying?
Somebody that what?
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Somebody be broken the house?
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Why there are you whispering?
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Because they in the house right now.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
I'm wait a minute, Wait a minute. You're saying somebody
that has broken the house and they steal in there.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Somebody them broke in the house. I'm in the house.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Now, hold on, wait a minute. You saying somebody that's
broken to your house and they steel in there. Yes,
what you're doing? See nothing there? Why you ain't count
the police.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
I'm in the closet. I'm in the closet and I'm
trying to get.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Somebody to hold on, hold on.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
I don't know what to do.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Now you're saying, somebody in the post in your house
right now? All this stuff? Okay? Where you live at?
Where you live at?
Speaker 2 (01:44):
I'm on thirty sixth Street.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Because I'm at thirty two and a half. You know what,
hold on, I'm for the call it loss.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Wait wait, wait, wait wait.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Man, you know what what Wait a minute? Don't go
to please you send your in the house somebody to
go to kill you? And you talking about you don't
want them arrested.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
We got some illegal stuff in don't call nobody.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Don't wait a minute? Wait wait now you saying hold on,
You saying don't call the laws. You have some in
the house.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Don't because we got it that's illegal in the house.
Oh do it?
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Man? What do you got now? Man? You know what?
This is bad? Don you know what you're seeing? Your
something there, that's the problem. While they're in the house. Now,
you just set your stuff in the house, got you
in there and there, that's what I guarantee you that
what you what you got in there.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Said?
Speaker 3 (02:46):
You know what, man, let me tell you something. I'm
gonna tell you the best thing to do, even though
the people in your house right now you need to jump.
Let me call it. Man, you need to let me
call the last I'm gonna kill you right now. You
can do about it.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Don't do that, don't.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Don't gonna put you know what, man, I you'll stay
down there. I'm gonna tell you now, I get called
a law calling law. Hold on, I get my wife
to call right now.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Don't call him.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Please, don't call him because there's too much illiquis done done.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Man. But I'm gonna tell you something. Man, honestly, I
can't do it.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Think.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Don't for to go down there. No, I'm gonna tell
you something I could just fools and telling me. Don't
even call it blow. You know what, man, looking her doubt.
I'm gonna be honest with you. I ain't gonna go
down there. I'm gonna tell you right now, you know what.
The first thing I'm gonna tell you now now, I
ain't gonna take my down there. First of all. They
may be tapping my line and I ain't got to
do with this. You're gonna get down. I get calling
(03:49):
now one one. They just look. But you know what,
You're finna get your kid down now.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
And they don't know who you are.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
You know what, I ain't gonna stay on this phone
with you so they can find out. Please, you know what,
nor is called a law. I ain't getting in that.
I ain't. Man, You're much get I ain't forget it
that one. So I'm gonna tell you what you can do. Doc.
I called a law for they have my wife right now.
You know what. You may not like it now, but
you appreciate me later, because you know when you forget
your money.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Wait a minute, wait a minute, just west, but I
think they outside.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
I think man, you know this is come crazy. God,
you just set your up. I'm gonna call yours for one.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Don't get.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Talking about my boom. You gotta keep your money in
that closet. I'm gonna tell you right now, you are fool.
You walk out because i'mnna tell you not. They sure
gonna kill your stupid man. You know what, I ain't
gonna lie to you. Man. The only thing I can
tell you. I'm called a law. You finna go down,
and I'm gonna tell you not. I ain't going down
with I don't know why you really gonna call me
unless you want some help, because I'm gonna tell you
(04:55):
right now, I ain't for the jumpardize myself. No, my
family over your drned the only thing I could do.
I can help you out in one way. I'm called
along now. My wife gotta fail up on what you
want me to do? Will you get me much to
be a hell? I ain't going down, but I ain't
going you know what? Man? Look look, I can't get
it in there, and my wife did not the counter police.
(05:16):
I'm gonna kill you right now. They coulda come.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Can you can you hear me?
Speaker 3 (05:21):
I can hear you? Shoot? Mouth?
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Shut up?
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Shut up? Can you shut your mouth right now? Can
you hear me? Shut out? I don't know when he stops.
Why don't shoot the sh don't peek out the door?
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Can I say something?
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Man?
Speaker 3 (05:38):
You need to shut your mouth.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
This is his nephew Diamond from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
You know what you just got pranked by?
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Man?
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Y'all win there?
Speaker 3 (05:50):
God Broy y'all some dirty I.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Do well, nog you just gotta break by your boy.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Wind down, man, I'm sweating, like hey, up in his
house with drawns old man, you set up here. I
want to play with the man. Look at here, boy,
I'm sweating like here.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Why are you sweating?
Speaker 3 (06:17):
He was finna die because no one would have come
down to the house. That's the show.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
I know you weren't coming to the house. I heard
it in your voice. I say, Okay, you know what.
He ain't coming to get me.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Man. I'm sit up here right now, Man, I might
need to take off some word.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Boy, Hey, let me ask you something. Man, what is
the baddest radio show in the land.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Can't be nobody but the Steve Harvey's Morning Show with
one the other that nephew Tommy is crazy something.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Somebody say something.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Something, what something? Shut your mouth? I love it.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Yeah, let's bro let's see. We're gonna turn to the
Book of Stupidity. Of chapter four, verse five, It says,
and he went in to Louisville with ignorance on his mind.
He went into Louisville with ignorance on his mind.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
I want to take your time past.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
I want to take time this morning and talk about
stupid is on the way to Kentucky. Stupid is on
the way to Kentucky. All right, all right, that would
be made twenty third, twenty fourth, and twenty fifth that
stupid is en route to Kentucky. Let's keep going if
(07:51):
we can. Now, June teen Comedy celebration isn't all white
A fair? Yeah, I love it white a fat I
will be Thursday, June nineteenth. Now, adding to uh, that's
going to make this a great celebration. Bubba Dove is
in the building, Bubba dub We can't do it without
those boots. Melanick Camacho is in the melanie all right,
(08:16):
It wouldn't be right if we didn't shake it up
with a little bit of an earthquake in Now, this
is all June teenth celebrates JJ Williamson. If you've never
seen that more, you ain't. You ain't seen funny at
its best. All hosted by yours truly, and the headliner
is the one and only a legend, as we should say,
(08:37):
the King of comedy.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
DL Hubley. Oh yeah, oh yes.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Yeah, that is an all white of fabs.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
You're listening, Hard Morning Show
Man, this right here, this is the kind of thing
you need a drum roll right here, this right here,
this kind of thing need a drum row. Really, ladies
and gentlemen, boys and girls. The title of the legendary
right here, the one and only. If you've never heard it,
I feel sorry for yourself. This right here is called
Raymond in the Closet, the closet cat dog.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Let's go, baby, Hello, Hello, he who can you hear me?
Speaker 3 (00:33):
You badly?
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Who is this Raymond?
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Speak up? I can't hear you. Who this is?
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Raymond?
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Mats speak up? I can't hear you. Who is this Raymond?
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Raymond? Raymond for Rhonda? Is my sister?
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Yes? What's up? What's up? Man? What's up?
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Somebody be broken the house? They in the house right now.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
I'm in the color holo. Man, can what you're saying?
Somebody that what?
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Somebody be broken the house?
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Why there are you whispering?
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Because they in the house right now.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
I'm wait a minute, Wait a minute. You're saying somebody
that has broken the house and they steal in there.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Somebody them broke in the house. I'm in the house.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Now, hold on, wait a minute. You saying somebody that's
broken to your house and they steel in there. Yes,
what you're doing? See nothing there? Why you ain't count
the police.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
I'm in the closet. I'm in the closet and I'm
trying to get.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Somebody to hold on, hold on.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
I don't know what to do.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Now you're saying, somebody in the post in your house
right now? All this stuff? Okay? Where you live at?
Where you live at?
Speaker 2 (01:44):
I'm on thirty sixth Street.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Because I'm at thirty two and a half. You know what,
hold on, I'm for the call it loss.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Wait wait, wait, wait wait.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Man, you know what what Wait a minute? Don't go
to please you send your in the house somebody to
go to kill you? And you talking about you don't
want them arrested.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
We got some illegal stuff in don't call nobody.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Don't wait a minute? Wait wait now you saying hold on,
You saying don't call the laws. You have some in
the house.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Don't because we got it that's illegal in the house.
Oh do it?
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Man? What do you got now? Man? You know what?
This is bad? Don you know what you're seeing? Your
something there, that's the problem. While they're in the house. Now,
you just set your stuff in the house, got you
in there and there, that's what I guarantee you that
what you what you got in there.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Said?
Speaker 3 (02:46):
You know what, man, let me tell you something. I'm
gonna tell you the best thing to do, even though
the people in your house right now you need to jump.
Let me call it. Man, you need to let me
call the last I'm gonna kill you right now. You
can do about it.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Don't do that, don't.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Don't gonna put you know what, man, I you'll stay
down there. I'm gonna tell you now, I get called
a law calling law. Hold on, I get my wife
to call right now.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Don't call him.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Please, don't call him because there's too much illiquis done done.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Man. But I'm gonna tell you something. Man, honestly, I
can't do it.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Think.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Don't for to go down there. No, I'm gonna tell
you something I could just fools and telling me. Don't
even call it blow. You know what, man, looking her doubt.
I'm gonna be honest with you. I ain't gonna go
down there. I'm gonna tell you right now, you know what.
The first thing I'm gonna tell you now now, I
ain't gonna take my down there. First of all. They
may be tapping my line and I ain't got to
do with this. You're gonna get down. I get calling
(03:49):
now one one. They just look. But you know what,
You're finna get your kid down now.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
And they don't know who you are.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
You know what, I ain't gonna stay on this phone
with you so they can find out. Please, you know what,
nor is called a law. I ain't getting in that.
I ain't. Man, You're much get I ain't forget it
that one. So I'm gonna tell you what you can do. Doc.
I called a law for they have my wife right now.
You know what. You may not like it now, but
you appreciate me later, because you know when you forget
your money.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Wait a minute, wait a minute, just west, but I
think they outside.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
I think man, you know this is come crazy. God,
you just set your up. I'm gonna call yours for one.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Don't get.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Talking about my boom. You gotta keep your money in
that closet. I'm gonna tell you right now, you are fool.
You walk out because i'mnna tell you not. They sure
gonna kill your stupid man. You know what, I ain't
gonna lie to you. Man. The only thing I can
tell you. I'm called a law. You finna go down,
and I'm gonna tell you not. I ain't going down
with I don't know why you really gonna call me
unless you want some help, because I'm gonna tell you
(04:55):
right now, I ain't for the jumpardize myself. No, my
family over your drned the only thing I could do.
I can help you out in one way. I'm called
along now. My wife gotta fail up on what you
want me to do? Will you get me much to
be a hell? I ain't going down, but I ain't
going you know what? Man? Look look, I can't get
it in there, and my wife did not the counter police.
(05:16):
I'm gonna kill you right now. They coulda come.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Can you can you hear me?
Speaker 3 (05:21):
I can hear you? Shoot? Mouth?
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Shut up?
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Shut up? Can you shut your mouth right now? Can
you hear me? Shut out? I don't know when he stops.
Why don't shoot the sh don't peek out the door?
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Can I say something?
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Man?
Speaker 3 (05:38):
You need to shut your mouth.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
This is his nephew Diamond from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
You know what you just got pranked by?
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Man?
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Y'all win there?
Speaker 3 (05:50):
God Broy y'all some dirty I.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Do well, nog you just gotta break by your boy.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Wind down, man, I'm sweating, like hey, up in his
house with drawns old man, you set up here. I
want to play with the man. Look at here, boy,
I'm sweating like here.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Why are you sweating?
Speaker 3 (06:17):
He was finna die because no one would have come
down to the house. That's the show.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
I know you weren't coming to the house. I heard
it in your voice. I say, Okay, you know what.
He ain't coming to get me.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Man. I'm sit up here right now, Man, I might
need to take off some word.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Boy, Hey, let me ask you something. Man, what is
the baddest radio show in the land.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Can't be nobody but the Steve Harvey's Morning Show with
one the other that nephew Tommy is crazy something.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Somebody say something.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Something, what something? Shut your mouth? I love it.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Yeah, let's bro let's see. We're gonna turn to the
Book of Stupidity. Of chapter four, verse five, It says,
and he went in to Louisville with ignorance on his mind.
He went into Louisville with ignorance on his mind.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
I want to take your time past.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
I want to take time this morning and talk about
stupid is on the way to Kentucky. Stupid is on
the way to Kentucky. All right, all right, that would
be made twenty third, twenty fourth, and twenty fifth that
stupid is en route to Kentucky. Let's keep going if
(07:51):
we can. Now, June teen Comedy celebration isn't all white
A fair? Yeah, I love it white a fat I
will be Thursday, June nineteenth. Now, adding to uh, that's
going to make this a great celebration. Bubba Dove is
in the building, Bubba dub We can't do it without
those boots. Melanick Camacho is in the melanie all right,
(08:16):
It wouldn't be right if we didn't shake it up
with a little bit of an earthquake in Now, this
is all June teenth celebrates JJ Williamson. If you've never
seen that more, you ain't. You ain't seen funny at
its best. All hosted by yours truly, and the headliner
is the one and only a legend, as we should say,
(08:37):
the King of comedy.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
DL Hubley. Oh yeah, oh yes.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Yeah, that is an all white of fabs.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
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