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May 15, 2024 9 mins

Can having relations at home affect workers comp or nah?

 

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Coming up at four minutes after the hour. It's my
strawberry letter for today and the subject is he let
the two girls sleep over. We'll get into that find
out what that's all about in just a few because
right now it is time what too, It's time for
the nephew's prank phone call? Nephew, what you got for
us today?

Speaker 2 (00:21):
Uh, y'all ain't ready for this one?

Speaker 3 (00:23):
Here?

Speaker 2 (00:23):
Now, this this one. You might want to throw it
in park, pull over at the lights somewhere, you know
that's right here. This is workman's cop, workman's comp Yeah,
you know, workman's cop. I'm not gonnave give it away.
Let's let's just take a listen. Here we go, Come on, cay.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
Yeah, hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach the Vincent please.

Speaker 4 (00:45):
Uh who's calling?

Speaker 3 (00:47):
My name is uh ed Ed from the human Resources?

Speaker 4 (00:51):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, definite means what's up? What's up?

Speaker 3 (00:54):
Well? Bence wanted first of all, check on you. We
know you're got injured here at the job. How are
you doing in so far? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:01):
Man, I'm I'm making it. Man. You know, everything's cool
and uh, you know, I don't know how long The
therapy is going pretty good though, But I'm all right,
I'm okay.

Speaker 3 (01:13):
Therapy is going pretty well.

Speaker 4 (01:15):
Yeah, it's they say, I'm doing all right. The pain
level was about maybe a fix still, but it's getting
better though.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
Okay, listen, have you been getting your check on time?

Speaker 4 (01:26):
Yeah, I've been getting it in and I appreciate it
because it really helps, man, because you know, I ain't
able to work right now. They say it's gonna be
a little while, So I appreciate that. Y'all the one
defending the check, yes.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
Sir, yes, sir. We all want to getting the checks
out and want to make sure that that's definitely getting there.
So you're yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:43):
It's good. It's all good, man. I appreciate it. I
appreciate it.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
Okay, let me we've got a bit of a problem
that we wanted to check on. Now. You haven't been
doing any any strenuous Uh.

Speaker 4 (01:56):
Uh no, no, no, no, I ain't been ain't I
ain't been working at oh man. I just you know,
I've just been taking it either. I can't do nothing
really right now, and they told me not to do
nothing all right.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
Now. You do know the rules are that you're not
supposed to do anything to jeopardize your back.

Speaker 4 (02:11):
Correct, Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm straight. I'm straight. I ain't
been doing nothing. Man.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
Okay, well let me let me say this to you.
We do have some surveillance cameras that are showing us
that you've you've been doing some stringuous.

Speaker 4 (02:23):
I ain't even been going nowhere talking about surveillance cameras.
I don't have to go nowhere.

Speaker 3 (02:28):
Well, you know, the strenuous work that you're doing is
actually at.

Speaker 4 (02:32):
Home at all. I'll be inside. I don't. I don't
do nothing outside. I don't. I don't even bobecue. Man,
But you know what you're talking about? Strings work?

Speaker 3 (02:42):
Okay, have you vincent? Have you have you been having
have you been having sex at home?

Speaker 4 (02:49):
What the kind of question? Who is is this a
super vibus or something? We're kind Let me talk to
the supervibus now you know your damn.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
I'm with human resources.

Speaker 4 (02:59):
I don't get man, excuse me, dog, But I don't
mean disrespect you that because you're paying me, you know,
looking out for me. And I mean you can call
me and and just say any common like that. Man,
have you been having kind of are you?

Speaker 3 (03:12):
Are you having sex at home?

Speaker 4 (03:15):
Say that ain't none of your business. Dollar? Have I
been having sex or not?

Speaker 3 (03:20):
Wait?

Speaker 4 (03:21):
What kind of man?

Speaker 2 (03:21):
Let me talk?

Speaker 4 (03:22):
Who is your supervisor?

Speaker 3 (03:24):
Man, sir, I'm the supervisor.

Speaker 4 (03:25):
Here in human reviewrs.

Speaker 3 (03:26):
What it brought with my attention? And we actually have
you on surveillance. You've been you've been having sex?

Speaker 4 (03:32):
Now? Oh the way you can do? I know better
not be no in my house? I know that? And
a who authorized some like that? Anyhow surveilan to.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
Me, you're not supposed to be having sex if your
fact is hurting?

Speaker 4 (03:45):
Man, you have a man you've been you bet not
have no damn camera? And what you thinking about?

Speaker 3 (03:52):
Uh uh?

Speaker 4 (03:52):
Have you beened for me having sex? That's a damn
live sir? What's your name? What? What? What's your name?

Speaker 3 (03:59):
Man? Un ed? Sir?

Speaker 4 (04:02):
And who ed? Because I'm look, I'm trying to be nice,
but you're pitching me off and this and her sir sir.

Speaker 3 (04:10):
Here it is and you can find out. I'm gonna
I'm giving you a warning.

Speaker 4 (04:14):
No, I don't need no, I'm giving your warner you
let me find the damn camera my house telling me
I can't have no text and all that I have sex?

Speaker 3 (04:22):
If you're that is strenuous work and you're putting it
on your back and we're paying you. We're paying you
damn about what you're paying me and what you ain't
paying me. You're gonna call my damn phone tell me
talking about you got from David Tam and my pounds.
That's ed okay. Well, sir, sir Vincent, let me say
this to you.

Speaker 4 (04:40):
I don't want you, don't need, you don't need to
say nothing to me, but but your last name and
then your supervisor name.

Speaker 3 (04:46):
That was my name is ed okay, And you don't
need to worry who the supervisor is. You need to
make sure that there's no more sex going on until
your back is healed.

Speaker 4 (04:55):
Look, you have me to cut up out and hang
up on your man. I don't have time for this man,
because y'all that's what y'all do, because y'all doing for people.
Y'all think y'all can. He'll do illegal and talk to people.
Crazy man, when y'all talking them. I don't appreciate that
at all. Man, this is I don't know who y'all
think y'all is down there. Y'all do something for them.

(05:15):
Y'all can just call them and say anything that. Man,
I don't like that, and I ain't trying to be disrespectful,
but you got me heated right now. Mann, there's better
not be no cameras in my house.

Speaker 3 (05:27):
Do you understand that I'm gonna tell you once and
one time only, no more sex? What you do?

Speaker 4 (05:32):
Okay? Put you talking about? I'm sorry, man, because I'll
tell you one day thing. You think you've given up
some money. Now, I'm gonna see y'all if I catch
a camera in my up in my house and you
ain't gonna have to never pay U pay me no more.
You're gonna pay me one big check that I'm showing
out of y'all. Then now you understand.

Speaker 3 (05:52):
That I understand I need I need you to understand
one more thing. Are you listening to me? Man?

Speaker 4 (05:57):
You go ahead? Man, y'all got me easy? Man, it's
and then don't even call me no more. Tell you
be just ridiculous.

Speaker 3 (06:04):
Okay. Are you familiar with Leonard? Man?

Speaker 4 (06:06):
Familiar with what Leonard?

Speaker 3 (06:08):
Do you know Leonard? You're coworker Leonard? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (06:10):
What about him? Leonard?

Speaker 3 (06:13):
Got me the prank phone?

Speaker 4 (06:14):
Call you.

Speaker 3 (06:15):
This is nephew Tommy from the stave off in morning
Joe Filton, Buddy, you've.

Speaker 4 (06:19):
Been pranking man out of here. Man, y'all about to
have me the ooh lord talking about my checking? Man?
And man, what's up? Man? This is y'all have me
going off? Man, y'all have me heated? Man, I'm I'm kicking,
gotta be called that he on the phone.

Speaker 3 (06:39):
Now he ain't on the phone.

Speaker 4 (06:41):
Man, I'm sweating like, oh so I'm still so I'm
still getting my damn check. Then that's what that means.
Y'all have me heated? Boy? I thought y'all gonna take
my what's up?

Speaker 2 (06:51):
Man?

Speaker 4 (06:51):
Nice to hear from y'all. Man, y'all got me though, Man,
y'all got me.

Speaker 3 (06:56):
I got one more question? Man, what is the baddest
and I mean the bad this radio show in.

Speaker 4 (07:01):
The land, of course, no doubt. Man, it's a Steve
Harvey Morning show, always will be. Especially y'all don't got
me like this here.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
Come on, come on, what do you want? I know
your workmans, come up. I know you ain't up in
here having sex and stuff.

Speaker 3 (07:30):
I watch.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
Okay, it's going down. June fifteenth. It is the Nephew
Thommas House Party Comedy Jam. Tickets are flying, and I'm
excited about it because I'm going to Dallas, Texas Baby
at the Majestic alone with my boy Tony Robbins and Dominique.
We will be in the building acting a dog gone fool.
So that is Father's Day weekend. All your fathers tell
you kids, get you some tickets, Come on out and

(07:57):
hang out with the Nephew. It is the Nephew Thomas
House Party Comedy Jam. We're partying and we're slanging jokes
all at the same time. You don't want to miss it.
It's a really, really, really nice formula that I put together.
I must commend myself on me. Really, I really must
commend myself. I'm doing excellent with that. It's the Nephew

(08:17):
Tommy House Party Comedy Jam. Get your tickets there on
sale right now. What's laying in the cut after that?
What I got?

Speaker 1 (08:24):
I got?

Speaker 2 (08:24):
You know, I'm going to.

Speaker 3 (08:26):
Philly to shoot Ready to Love.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
I told you guys that right while I'm in Philly,
I would be at the Helium Comedy Club. While I'm
in Philly July twenty sixth, twenty seventh, and twenty eight
Those tickets are on sale right now. That club Helium
The Helium Comedy Club in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, July twenty sixth,
twenty seventh, and twenty eight. All right, that's right, that's
all I got for you. I'll let y'all know what

(08:49):
I'm doing in August. Y'all gonna love this, y'all. Ain't
y'all a ready for this? What I'm doing in August eight?
Read BOYD?

Speaker 1 (08:57):
Yeah, all right, coming up next. It is a strawberry
letter and the subject is he let the two girls
sleep over. It's what you think, but not what you think.

Speaker 2 (09:06):
It's just that it didn't. It ain't going to way
I want to think.

Speaker 1 (09:12):
It's what you think, but it's not what you think.
All right, we'll get into it right after this. You're
listening to Harvey Morning Show.
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