Yo Son Is Too Fat - 11.14.25

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I gotta prank for you, sirtay, but I got to
just commend my uncle man that lad break that boy
did that? That people such a oldell in Roscoe at
the same time.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Man, I wonder boy, I'm thank you, thank you, thank you.
Should work thing man, Thank you so much. Now, thank you,
thank you, thank you. Ladies. Everything took everything I had.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
You know who didn't like it?

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Oh you're talking about that lady that called That's why
I did it. Yeah, I want to really aggravate her. Oh,
you don't know how much I enjoyed that.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
I enjoyed it. All right, break of today. Your son
is too fat? Your son? Hey, hey, hey, somebody got
a tea? Somebody got tea?

Speaker 2 (00:48):
You do y'ack?

Speaker 4 (00:49):
You feed him?

Speaker 1 (00:49):
And I ain't saying I'm calling from the daycare. Your
son too fat? We can't have any fat.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
I'm sorry. Let's go. Wow.

Speaker 4 (01:14):
Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Kathy. Please. This is
Hi Kathy. This is Kirby. I'm actually the owner at
the daycare, Mine's daycare when your son comes. Okay, all right,
I'm sure you're familiar with my wife, Anita. Yes, sir,
all right, how you doing today? I'm good. Oh, how's
little little divn how's he doing?

Speaker 3 (01:34):
He's good. He's laying down taking a nap.

Speaker 4 (01:37):
Okay, you guys been coming here. I guess about a.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
Year now, right, yes, since he was one.

Speaker 4 (01:41):
Okay, listen, I wanted to give you a call. I'm
looking at some some information I was I was devon
doing at home? Is he is he eating properly at home?

Speaker 3 (01:51):
When you say eating, what do you mean?

Speaker 4 (01:53):
I mean? Is he getting meals every time he's supposed
to get them while he's at home?

Speaker 3 (01:58):
Yeah, he's doing pretty good.

Speaker 4 (02:02):
Okay, Now there's there's there's no situation where you guys
may be a shortage of food or anything like that.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
Are you uh short as the food? No, sir, My
husband works real good. We don't have a problem with
as short as the food. Is there a problem with him?

Speaker 4 (02:17):
Well, you know we're looking at the records and little
Divanus too, Yes, sir. Have you looked at the comparison
of two year olds the majority of two year olds
in comparison to I guess I should say size in
comparison to the bond side.

Speaker 3 (02:33):
You mean like in body way body size? I mean
he's a little tall, you know, he wasn't a small
chap when he's born he was ten pounds. But no,
he's on the scale of right where he should be.
He's just a little you know, taller because the daddy
is tall. But he's doing okay?

Speaker 4 (02:48):
Are so you you don't think he's anywhere in the
in the ballpark of of of of obesity at two?

Speaker 3 (02:57):
You mean facts?

Speaker 4 (02:58):
I mean, I didn't want to be blunt, but but
miss Kathy, you're I mean, I mean your sons.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
Let me just say, on a Sunday, I'm relaxing and
we're talking about you think my son is a little
overweight or what he's what's the problem?

Speaker 4 (03:14):
Well, I mean I think he's fat, you know. And
and the problem I'm happening here is that I'm noticing
the records of everything as.

Speaker 3 (03:21):
Wait wait, wait, wait, we need to back up to
you think he's fat. I've never spoken to you, mister Kirby.
Is that what she said?

Speaker 4 (03:28):
My name is Kirby.

Speaker 3 (03:29):
Okay, so every morning that I dropped him off for
a year and I give my daycare money. Miss Benita
has never said anything about his eating habits. So you're
telling me that you think my son is fat with
him deal with him on a daily basis.

Speaker 4 (03:42):
I don't deal with him on a daily basis. What
I'm looking at as records that are showing me that
he's eating way more than the rest of anybody at
the daycare. And not only that, he's drinking probably a
gallon of milk a day, a deal in the milk.

Speaker 3 (03:55):
Y'all only get snacks two times a day, and he's
there only for breakfast in mone And how in the
hell is he drinking a gallon of milk? And if
he is.

Speaker 4 (04:04):
Away, ma'am. But all I know is this, No, No, I'm.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
Blown away by this because you calling me on a
Sunday call of my child fat that's the problem. And
your wife has never said a thing. Never has she
said one thing to me in a year when she
collected my daycare money. She ain't said, my son is
eating y'all at a house at home.

Speaker 4 (04:21):
Okay, Well, you know my wife is a different person
and she tries to be cordial with everyone.

Speaker 3 (04:25):
He's the one who deals with me, mister Kirby. I've
never met you, never met you, especially all of a Sunday.

Speaker 4 (04:31):
The reason why I'm calling you on a Sunday, ma'am,
is that I know tomorrow if you're going to be
trying to drop your son.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
Off, I am gonna drop him off.

Speaker 4 (04:38):
I am no, No, that's that's kind of the reason
why I'm calling you. Now Here's what we mean you.
That's what you want to furnitives here. Either you can
keep him at home.

Speaker 3 (04:46):
No, I'm not keeping him at home. My husband works
and I work. I'm dropping my son off at six
study like I do every morning.

Speaker 4 (04:53):
Okay, ma'am, ma'am, Listen, if we can't get him, you
really want to.

Speaker 3 (04:59):
Get this Banita on this because obviously you ain't the
one that need to be talking to me, because if
you're not there every day and I deal with your wife.

Speaker 4 (05:05):
I'm telling you that your son is too big to be.

Speaker 3 (05:10):
Is coming every morning if that's the case, and if
he's eating at a house and home, I'll send him
some extra, But what I paid my money for is
what you're gonna feed him for two full meals and
two snacks, and if he needs extra, I'll put some
in his bag.

Speaker 4 (05:24):
But he's drinking a gallon of milk a day. Are
you you care?

Speaker 3 (05:29):
I don't care. There's no way possible that he can
drink a gallon of milk a day.

Speaker 4 (05:32):
Yes, Now, here's the deal. I don't want you to
have to stop bringing your son now, and I'm not yet,
I'm not. Here's my second alternative. I will put him
on a diet. Okay, I'll give him an apple in
the day.

Speaker 3 (05:43):
You ain't, No, you ain't.

Speaker 4 (05:46):
Are you from the health food program? Now I will.
I will give him an apple and a glass of
water in the morning, and I'll give him an apple
and a glass of water in the evening, and then
you guys can feed him when he gets home.

Speaker 3 (05:55):
You must be certified in the food program, especially if
you send up here telling me my son is gonna
diet and he's not drinking no water and no apple.
He needs a full snack. If the other kids is
having an apple and water, the enough that you better
be serving him. But if that ain't the case, and
hell know, he better get the full snack. So if
that's graham crackers and apple juice, well that's what my
son better be getting. And if he won't exkt her,

(06:17):
he better get it.

Speaker 4 (06:17):
Listen, I'm trying to tell you, is your son drank
too much drink?

Speaker 3 (06:24):
Whoa whoa, whoa you need to back at the stop.
I know you did not cussing me. I know I
did not ready to cut to me. Let me tell
you what say. You ain't got to worry about it.
We don't have nothing else to talk about. My husband, me,
your wife, and everybody that works at take care better
be there in the morning, because that's six thirty. We

(06:44):
gonna be there. And my son he's coming on week
and he gonna eat arms week. If he want two
gallons of milk, he gonna drink it. If he want
two plates of food, he gonna get it. Because I
tell you what, we paid good money to come to
that daycare.

Speaker 4 (07:00):
So you bring your child up there that I'm gonna
have to put him on some swim fast. Now I
will put your child on slim fast. I was trying
not to get him to the subspective.

Speaker 3 (07:10):
But I will give him some slim fast, and you're
gonna get a slim fast whooping. I'm gonna whoop yo.
And whoever gave it to him, whoever gave it to him,
they're gonna get a slim fast whooping. All the little
kids gonna have some slim fast. If he getting some,
he better eat whatever. They eating. If they eating steak,
would he better have some too?

Speaker 4 (07:27):
If we had steak, he probably eat the whole cow.
Don't care.

Speaker 3 (07:30):
I pay for it, but he better not getting no
slim fast. I will shut it down about my child.

Speaker 4 (07:36):
Okay, I got something else you need to know about
your son.

Speaker 3 (07:39):
What the else do I need to know? Besides you
think my son is overweight? What the elf can you
tell me today?

Speaker 4 (07:47):
I need to tell you this. I need to tell
you that this his nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey
Morning Show. Your girlfriend Lucretia got me the prank phone
call you.

Speaker 3 (07:58):
What the did you just say? What did you just say?

Speaker 4 (08:03):
This is nephew told me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Your girlfriend Lucretia got me to frank phone call you.

Speaker 3 (08:11):
I'm gonna be said to that she knows I don't
play about my son at all. That's my only son.
I don't play about him. I'm gonna be Is she
there hear me? It's on? After this, It's is on.

Speaker 4 (08:26):
It's all it is on. Hey, I got one more
thing I gotta ask you, baby, what is what is
the baddest that, I mean, the baddest radio show in
the Land.

Speaker 3 (08:35):
The Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (08:38):
It's on.

Speaker 3 (08:38):
I want it's on. I hope you can hear me
wherever you at laughing. It's on.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
That's it for today.

Speaker 2 (08:50):
You're done, you're listening. Har Morning Show