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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is time for the nephew and today's prank phone call.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Good morning, nephew.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
Uh huh, hey, hey, hey, hey, listen, listen. When I
was growing up, you don't grown folks what they be?
A man by the horse? I went to see a
man by the horse. Okay, what do y'all want? What
do you want to know about where I've been? Why
is this bothering you? I've been somewhere because we've been
(00:28):
there for a little while and you just say nothing
earlier and y'all can't.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
Hold it down till I get here.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Come on, I guess we should be grateful.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
It is Monday, after all, You're better late than never.
I mean, I'm here, I mean I'm finished telling what
Frank is?
Speaker 2 (00:45):
What?
Speaker 4 (00:45):
What morning? What do y'all want?
Speaker 2 (00:46):
What is it?
Speaker 4 (00:50):
I wouldn't hear when y'all call my name is? My folks?
Still got to work?
Speaker 2 (00:53):
What is it but to work on time?
Speaker 4 (00:56):
Sir? What is the prank? Yeah? Okay, all right? Can
I go on tell him the prank? You want to?
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Yah?
Speaker 4 (01:06):
Yeah? All right?
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Your trash stinks, Your trash stinks.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
That's the name of the prank.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Your trash, trash, trash and it stank s t A
n K stink.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
Okay, all right, let's go get hello.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Hello, Hey, I'm trying to uh, I'm trying to read swerve. Yeah,
this may How you doing, man, I'm wanting I'm one
of your neighbors, but I'm I'm one street over from you.
You over the off you remember, Yeah, that's night dis rico. Man,
How you doing, I'm one of your neighbors on the
next street over. How you doing?
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Okay, I'm doing good. But how you get my number?
Speaker 2 (01:51):
One of the neighbors on your block gave me the number. Man.
We was we were having a little situation. Wanted to
reach out to you, uh, some stuff going on in
the neighborhood, man, and wanted to try to make you
aware of it.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Well, what what's going on?
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Uh? It seemed like, well, you know, the trash man
run on on Tuesday, okay and Saturday right now. The
problem is that that that that a lot of people,
I guess since the holiday just passed, you know a
lot of people got their stuff out on the on
the curve already right right now the problem is that
(02:23):
that that they're saying, man, is that your your trash
is actually really really foul and smelling and smelling pretty bad.
And we wanted to call you, man and see if
you hold on, hold on, hold on. You say you
calling me because you smell my trash? Well yeah, they say, yes,
is the one that's really thinking, man, And if you
could actually maybe put it in, put it back in
(02:45):
the in the in the garage until tuesday.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
You know, no trash and no garage. That's why I
put it outside. I didn't have enough room in the garage.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Okay, well see that?
Speaker 1 (02:54):
And who is everybody saying my trash?
Speaker 2 (02:57):
He Hey, listen, I'm I'm not You know what I
want to tell you.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
If everybody in the hood got a fire with my
trans sast, you tell them because that okay?
Speaker 2 (03:07):
What what? What? We we we discussed that too, But listen, listen,
we don't want no trouble. Man. If we could just
get you to put your trades back in, I'm not.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Moving over chance. I pay rent over here, my brother.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Hey, we're not gonna go back, and I'm not gonna
go back.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
I don't know what you're gonna do. I'm telling you
where I pay rent at. Don't tell me to do
over here.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Okay, Well listen, man, aren't you concerned that your treas
is thinking and reaking through the whole neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
I don't give it. If who smelled my chances they
got a problem with it, tell them come take it
out still then and say it out there.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Okay, whether that's the problem. The problem is is that
you took it out, and you took it out too early.
You shouldn't out till Tuesday morning. And that's who is
tuesday money?
Speaker 1 (03:47):
And find it. If I put it out there and
say it out yesterday, come get it.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
I'm not gonna go back and forth with you, man, Okay, what.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
You're gonna do? You ain't gonna call me telling me
take my chance?
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Yea?
Speaker 1 (03:58):
I pay rent over here? Okay, Hey, how is everybody
smelling my trash? Out? Of everybody on the see.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
I don't know from my understanding. It's just a couple
of holes in it. There's some food or something must
to got out. I don't know if if one of
the roads or dog got in it, or what the
case may be. But you know, we need to try
to get your trash in the backyard.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
My trash ain't going no well. And how come you
the one you of this. How come my nixt old
neighbor ain't called? How come yo around the corner and
you call? Who put you up to it?
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Everybody's smelling it. I was just fortunate enough to get
your phone number, and I said, well, look I just
gone and call it. My ill tell you this. You
and hey, you my phone number.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Come take it out? Still then it ain't going nowhere?
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Slet okay, well listen, let's swerve this. What we decided
on the case we got to this situation with you,
how was that I'll just come over there and put
the trash in your backyard and just tuesday morning and
Tuesday morning, I'll come back over there and take it
out that way. All the smell of be in your
backyard in on you say, you go what, I'm gonna
come over there and put the trash in your backyard?
(05:03):
So the so the smell that falk it? I mean,
that's that's.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Let me tell Let me take you this say, if
you come over here, you might well call police, and
that's who you gonna need. You come over here. Bring
all they had a problem saying my tass team to
come over here and take it out.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Well you you, I mean you you're trying. You trying
to you're trying to act like it. Don't smell, man,
I don't give them.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
If it's men, I'll tell you what I do. I'll
go out to pull for myself when that where that
where that helped you out to look here?
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Okay, but see that's not what the people in the
neighborhood want. We want you to say, but what they want.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
I'm telling you what I'm gonna do. And how the
did you get my phone? I'm in it.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
I already told you, man, I got your number from
one of the neighbors on your street that said.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
They don't want to get to the left, one to
the right? Help me which one is?
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Because listen, listen, listen, SWI. Once you get to the
meat of the problem, the problem is your trash thing,
don't How is my change?
Speaker 1 (05:56):
How the hell y'all pit point my tass out of
everybody else trash on them, flock and hid in the
hell you snail man.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
I don't know, man, I don't know what it is.
I don't know if you're trans busted open or what
the deal is for everybody's saying. Everybody saying it swerve trains.
That's that's think.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
That's too much chance for me to be going to
try and see what it's dying fast change out there
and it's gonna stay out there. I said it ain't
come get it, and you ain't coming over there.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Okay, now that's see, that's what you wrong. Swer out
robbing over there. I'm coming over there and I'm gonna
take that trains and put it in the backyard to too.
Now you're gonna try to get in my way whatever,
but I got to go on hitty chands in the back.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
I tell you what pring your over here?
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Right now.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
I'll just put on my shoes. I'm standing on the
porch right now. Bring by the corse. Come on, we
call whatever you la WECo.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
I'm Reco one street over and I'm smelling your Nash transfil.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Take your change out.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Mar may snail, but.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
You ain't saying it gonna take it out.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
I'm fit you that a listen, swerve. I'm gonna say
this word, man. I call him like excuse me, call
him like that.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Whould have hair told you called me swerve? I call
me by that?
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Okay, Well that's what they call you. What's wrong me
called what's wrong me? Called you're in on comedy that
now you're.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Saying my chat thing. Come over here and take the
chance out.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Man, I ain't. I ain't nobody sitting there scatter you swim.
I'm trying to get I had to get the name.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
It's not just change part of my name. Swear.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Come over here.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
I'm gonna show you.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
What I'm gonna do. Okay, way then it is what
it is. By the man, I'm on my way over
there to move that trash.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Come on, come over here, come over here moving. I'm
on the port right now, come.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
On over there, meet me by the nast thank it
trash you.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Got, I'm standing right there doing that.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Okay, Well, I tell you what. I'm on my way now.
And guess what I'm gonna do when I get over that.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
You ain't gonna do what you gonna do.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
I'm gonna tell you my name when I get over there.
My name is Nephew till Me from the Steve Harvey
Morning Show. You just got pranked by your cousin A Reese.
Oh man, what but hey, man, I gotta ask you something, dog,
(08:02):
what is what is the baddest and I mean the
baddest radio show in.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
The land, and there you have it, ladies and gentlemen,
all right, there you have it.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
You already know about the June tenth comedy explosion and
told you about that, and folk Worth y'all already know
about that, told you about what dookes and boots going
down to too below Mississippi. You're not gonna want to
miss bad because the Nephew's gonna be there hosting that thing.
We're gonna have a hell of a time.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
So just tune in.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Go to Thomas Miles dot com and see everything ignorance
is doing. I'm doing good things too, positive things as well.
But go to Thomas Mins dot com. Check it, check
your boy out.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
You're listening hard Morning show.
It is time for the nephew and today's prank phone call.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Good morning, nephew.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
Uh huh, hey, hey, hey, hey, listen, listen. When I
was growing up, you don't grown folks what they be?
A man by the horse? I went to see a
man by the horse. Okay, what do y'all want? What
do you want to know about where I've been? Why
is this bothering you? I've been somewhere because we've been
(00:28):
there for a little while and you just say nothing
earlier and y'all can't.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
Hold it down till I get here.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Come on, I guess we should be grateful.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
It is Monday, after all, You're better late than never.
I mean, I'm here, I mean I'm finished telling what
Frank is?
Speaker 2 (00:45):
What?
Speaker 4 (00:45):
What morning? What do y'all want?
Speaker 2 (00:46):
What is it?
Speaker 4 (00:50):
I wouldn't hear when y'all call my name is? My folks?
Still got to work?
Speaker 2 (00:53):
What is it but to work on time?
Speaker 4 (00:56):
Sir? What is the prank? Yeah? Okay, all right? Can
I go on tell him the prank? You want to?
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Yah?
Speaker 4 (01:06):
Yeah? All right?
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Your trash stinks, Your trash stinks.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
That's the name of the prank.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Your trash, trash, trash and it stank s t A
n K stink.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
Okay, all right, let's go get hello.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Hello, Hey, I'm trying to uh, I'm trying to read swerve. Yeah,
this may How you doing, man, I'm wanting I'm one
of your neighbors, but I'm I'm one street over from you.
You over the off you remember, Yeah, that's night dis rico. Man,
How you doing, I'm one of your neighbors on the
next street over. How you doing?
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Okay, I'm doing good. But how you get my number?
Speaker 2 (01:51):
One of the neighbors on your block gave me the number. Man.
We was we were having a little situation. Wanted to
reach out to you, uh, some stuff going on in
the neighborhood, man, and wanted to try to make you
aware of it.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Well, what what's going on?
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Uh? It seemed like, well, you know, the trash man
run on on Tuesday, okay and Saturday right now. The
problem is that that that that a lot of people,
I guess since the holiday just passed, you know a
lot of people got their stuff out on the on
the curve already right right now the problem is that
(02:23):
that that they're saying, man, is that your your trash
is actually really really foul and smelling and smelling pretty bad.
And we wanted to call you, man and see if
you hold on, hold on, hold on. You say you
calling me because you smell my trash? Well yeah, they say, yes,
is the one that's really thinking, man, And if you
could actually maybe put it in, put it back in
(02:45):
the in the in the garage until tuesday.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
You know, no trash and no garage. That's why I
put it outside. I didn't have enough room in the garage.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Okay, well see that?
Speaker 1 (02:54):
And who is everybody saying my trash?
Speaker 2 (02:57):
He Hey, listen, I'm I'm not You know what I
want to tell you.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
If everybody in the hood got a fire with my
trans sast, you tell them because that okay?
Speaker 2 (03:07):
What what? What? We we we discussed that too, But listen, listen,
we don't want no trouble. Man. If we could just
get you to put your trades back in, I'm not.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Moving over chance. I pay rent over here, my brother.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Hey, we're not gonna go back, and I'm not gonna
go back.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
I don't know what you're gonna do. I'm telling you
where I pay rent at. Don't tell me to do
over here.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Okay, Well listen, man, aren't you concerned that your treas
is thinking and reaking through the whole neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
I don't give it. If who smelled my chances they
got a problem with it, tell them come take it
out still then and say it out there.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Okay, whether that's the problem. The problem is is that
you took it out, and you took it out too early.
You shouldn't out till Tuesday morning. And that's who is
tuesday money?
Speaker 1 (03:47):
And find it. If I put it out there and
say it out yesterday, come get it.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
I'm not gonna go back and forth with you, man, Okay, what.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
You're gonna do? You ain't gonna call me telling me
take my chance?
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Yea?
Speaker 1 (03:58):
I pay rent over here? Okay, Hey, how is everybody
smelling my trash? Out? Of everybody on the see.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
I don't know from my understanding. It's just a couple
of holes in it. There's some food or something must
to got out. I don't know if if one of
the roads or dog got in it, or what the
case may be. But you know, we need to try
to get your trash in the backyard.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
My trash ain't going no well. And how come you
the one you of this. How come my nixt old
neighbor ain't called? How come yo around the corner and
you call? Who put you up to it?
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Everybody's smelling it. I was just fortunate enough to get
your phone number, and I said, well, look I just
gone and call it. My ill tell you this. You
and hey, you my phone number.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Come take it out? Still then it ain't going nowhere?
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Slet okay, well listen, let's swerve this. What we decided
on the case we got to this situation with you,
how was that I'll just come over there and put
the trash in your backyard and just tuesday morning and
Tuesday morning, I'll come back over there and take it
out that way. All the smell of be in your
backyard in on you say, you go what, I'm gonna
come over there and put the trash in your backyard?
(05:03):
So the so the smell that falk it? I mean,
that's that's.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Let me tell Let me take you this say, if
you come over here, you might well call police, and
that's who you gonna need. You come over here. Bring
all they had a problem saying my tass team to
come over here and take it out.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Well you you, I mean you you're trying. You trying
to you're trying to act like it. Don't smell, man,
I don't give them.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
If it's men, I'll tell you what I do. I'll
go out to pull for myself when that where that
where that helped you out to look here?
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Okay, but see that's not what the people in the
neighborhood want. We want you to say, but what they want.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
I'm telling you what I'm gonna do. And how the
did you get my phone? I'm in it.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
I already told you, man, I got your number from
one of the neighbors on your street that said.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
They don't want to get to the left, one to
the right? Help me which one is?
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Because listen, listen, listen, SWI. Once you get to the
meat of the problem, the problem is your trash thing,
don't How is my change?
Speaker 1 (05:56):
How the hell y'all pit point my tass out of
everybody else trash on them, flock and hid in the
hell you snail man.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
I don't know, man, I don't know what it is.
I don't know if you're trans busted open or what
the deal is for everybody's saying. Everybody saying it swerve trains.
That's that's think.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
That's too much chance for me to be going to
try and see what it's dying fast change out there
and it's gonna stay out there. I said it ain't
come get it, and you ain't coming over there.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Okay, now that's see, that's what you wrong. Swer out
robbing over there. I'm coming over there and I'm gonna
take that trains and put it in the backyard to too.
Now you're gonna try to get in my way whatever,
but I got to go on hitty chands in the back.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
I tell you what pring your over here?
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Right now.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
I'll just put on my shoes. I'm standing on the
porch right now. Bring by the corse. Come on, we
call whatever you la WECo.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
I'm Reco one street over and I'm smelling your Nash transfil.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Take your change out.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Mar may snail, but.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
You ain't saying it gonna take it out.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
I'm fit you that a listen, swerve. I'm gonna say
this word, man. I call him like excuse me, call
him like that.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Whould have hair told you called me swerve? I call
me by that?
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Okay, Well that's what they call you. What's wrong me
called what's wrong me? Called you're in on comedy that
now you're.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Saying my chat thing. Come over here and take the
chance out.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Man, I ain't. I ain't nobody sitting there scatter you swim.
I'm trying to get I had to get the name.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
It's not just change part of my name. Swear.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Come over here.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
I'm gonna show you.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
What I'm gonna do. Okay, way then it is what
it is. By the man, I'm on my way over
there to move that trash.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Come on, come over here, come over here moving. I'm
on the port right now, come.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
On over there, meet me by the nast thank it
trash you.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Got, I'm standing right there doing that.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Okay, Well, I tell you what. I'm on my way now.
And guess what I'm gonna do when I get over that.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
You ain't gonna do what you gonna do.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
I'm gonna tell you my name when I get over there.
My name is Nephew till Me from the Steve Harvey
Morning Show. You just got pranked by your cousin A Reese.
Oh man, what but hey, man, I gotta ask you something, dog,
(08:02):
what is what is the baddest and I mean the
baddest radio show in.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
The land, and there you have it, ladies and gentlemen,
all right, there you have it.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
You already know about the June tenth comedy explosion and
told you about that, and folk Worth y'all already know
about that, told you about what dookes and boots going
down to too below Mississippi. You're not gonna want to
miss bad because the Nephew's gonna be there hosting that thing.
We're gonna have a hell of a time.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
So just tune in.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Go to Thomas Miles dot com and see everything ignorance
is doing. I'm doing good things too, positive things as well.
But go to Thomas Mins dot com. Check it, check
your boy out.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
You're listening hard Morning show.
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