December 31, 2018 • 12 mins
Dear Steve and Shirley, I met a very nice man three months ago and we hit it off pretty quick. He's been taking me on a lot of nice dates and we have really good time together. I thought I had finally met the man of my dreams until two weeks ago. We ended up back at his house after a great dinner date. We both were ready to be intimate and we knew it was about to go down. So we started taking off our clothes. He took his shirt off first then his pants and Steve and Shirley a funk I had never smelled before hit me in the face. I realized that the smell was indeed coming from him......
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Here we go strawberry letter, all right, subject a stinky situation.
Dear Stephen Shirley. I met a very nice man three
months ago and we hit it off pretty quick. He
has been taking me on a lot of nice dates
and we have really good time together. I thought I
had finally met the man of my dreams until two
(00:20):
weeks ago we ended up back at his house after
a great dinner date. We both were ready to be intimate,
and we knew it was about to go down, so
we started taking off our clothes. He took his shirt
off first, then his pants, and Stephen Shirley, a funk
I had never smelled before, hit my face, hit me
(00:42):
in the face. I realized that the smell was indeed
coming from him, so I told him that I no
longer that I was no longer in the mood and
I needed more time to be sure I was ready
for intimacy. As I left his house, I thought that
maybe he had a long, busy day at work and
(01:02):
didn't have time to freshen up before that date. But
he's not a small guy, so he should have known better.
I didn't say anything to him about it. A week later,
I decided to give it another try to see what
happens this times as things guide it, that same body
odor hit me in the face again. Now I can't
(01:26):
make it. Now, I can't make any more excuses for him.
He is a grown man. When he's fully dressed, he
looks clean, and he smells like a nice cologne. But
when he starts taking his clothes off, it's unbelievable. I
don't know how he can walk around like that? Am
I wrong for not being honest with him and helping
(01:47):
him work past the smelly issue? Besides the funk, he
is a great and loving guy. What should I do? Oh?
This is horrible. I mean, this really is bad. This
is this is really really bad. This is because I mean,
this is like a deal breaker right here. This is
(02:08):
a deal breaker. Uh. And I don't know how he
doesn't know it because we smell ourselves first, don't we
before anyone else does? I mean? Is this is this
some sort of he's got to smell this? That's all
I can say. If you like him, if you want
to have a future with you him, you have to
tell him. You should tell him. You have got to
(02:29):
tell him. I don't I don't know if I would
stick around for this. I don't know how great he is.
I just don't think I would um, but it could
be that he just doesn't know. Although I don't know
how he doesn't know. Maybe he doesn't he has a
bad sense of smell. I don't know. But this problem
has to be addressed, and you have to tell him.
That's all I can tell you. You have to sit
(02:51):
him down and tell him. And if it's a medical issue,
if he's sick or something, you got to go to
the doctor and get it checked out. This is bad.
This is a zeal breaker breaker. Steve Well, First of all,
let's get this clip. This ain't medical. See, let's go
through this. Let me tell what happened. You finally met
(03:12):
the man of my dreams ago. We ended up back
at this house after some dayton were both ready to
be intimate. We knew it was about to go down, keyword,
about to go down, so we started taking our clothes off.
He took off his shirt first. He knowed to do
(03:36):
this first because just to break in move okay, all right,
took off his shirt first. Then his pain. Wait a minute,
come back, what is a person into it? You can't
just snatch you know? He know. Let me take this
shirt off first, ready, out of pants. Stephen Sherley funk
(04:08):
that I had never smelled before, hit me in the face.
It engulfed the room. That's what you're trying to say.
I can't see it had been contained in the pants. Pants,
got a belt on it, drawl wrapped round it, pass legs.
(04:29):
It's been oozing out the bottom the whole night, all around.
His ankles got funk on it because that's the only outlet.
When you got passed. You're walking, so and you when
you walk and you're sprating and there's people behind y'all going,
what is that? But you don't know it. But when
(04:49):
he pulled him passed down, I only got a minute.
So I'm gonna have to tell you when I come back.
I'm gonna let you know what happened when the pass
ask came down, why happened, and why continues to happen,
and how you can fix it. Okay, all right, we're
gonna after this. When the past came down, let's go.
(05:17):
When you left off in part one, you covered the
top area. Now now part two it is the bottom area.
So let's get to it. The Strawberry Letter for today
a stinky situation. Let's recap Steve, this woman that meant
the man in her dream. They'd been going out. He's lovely, wonderful.
(05:38):
One day they went out. Weeks later, great dinner date.
We both ready to be intimate. We knew it was
about to go down, so we started taking our clothes off.
He took his shirt off first, then in his pants, and,
as the lady wrote Stephen Shirley, a funk that I
(06:00):
had never smelled before hit me in the face. That's
because it had been released. It's been locked up a belt,
got it in, drawled, got it in, passed legs, hold
it in once you pulled him passed down. Yeah. We
wrote a song about it, the Hot Tops. When the
(06:22):
funk hits the face, yeah, all the people start to jam.
Come on, get with me? So now you with him? Now? Whoa?
I realized that the smell was indeed coming from him.
I told him I wasn't in the mood, and let
me make sure it's ready here, she said, But he
(06:43):
is not a small guy, so she should have known better.
Why what did guy do it? Don't worry about that.
A week later I decided to give another try to
see what happened this time things got heated the same
body or to hit me in the face. Now, I
can't make any excuses for him. He's a grown man.
He's fully ass he looks clean, he smells like Knights cologne.
But when he started taking his clothes off is unbelievable.
(07:05):
I don't know how you can walk around like that.
In my wrong for not being honest. When he helping
work pass the smell issue, she's not wrong. He then
got used to it. He can't smell what you smell.
It's stay. You ever been on people's houses and they
got a smell to it? Ye, and you'll be going, man,
how y'all sitting up in the hill? See they live
(07:26):
in now? See he lived with the phone. Now let
me tell you why he stink because inside them pass
it's crivices and cracks. He worked cracks. No, you were
what you want. It's the unleashen. It's like you've seen
(07:51):
that movie Prides of the Crimin when the cracking, the cracking, cracking,
that's what he got. The crackings in the pass. Now
and the cracking comes up out the water keyword quack
and crevices, the cracking comes up and devours everything in
(08:12):
his path. It's too much the cracking. He takes his
pants down. This everywhere's all in the room. Flowers start dying,
papers start burning on the edges. Your eyes is watering up.
He's standing there a large man. This man needs a bath.
(08:37):
First of all, he is not cleaning himself properly, right,
he taking bird baths. He needs to get he tapping
up on top. He gouts to getting some waughing painful.
He needs pine saw. I'm gonna just be real with you.
He needs folk caps of pine saw in his bath.
(09:00):
Really your pine saw with well, don't he smelled like
saying about this. See, he needed to run some bath
water and put that little man in the boat from
tide and boding. He didn't even drop tide bosn't tablets
in that damn water with him. He got to get
(09:25):
something bubbling in now. See, I can't tell you what
I really want to tell you because I had to
rethank my answer because there's a lot of words in
that a lot of people ain't gonna understand. But let's
just say cracks and crevice. Okay, we know what it is, Yeah,
we got it. We know. Let me tell you what.
Let let me tell what the real problem is that
(09:46):
center split that thing right there, it's it's got some
something going on. It's got something going on that he's
not cleaning himself problem. He used the bath room and
he wiping himself like he twils. See, when you're grown,
you got to move. You gotta do a little bit different. Yeah,
you got to put a washcloth next to your toilet,
(10:09):
which soap? You need a bidet. He needs an install
a bi dated today. He needs a day today, And
tell that damn shower out. Move it over a little bit.
And you need to put a date on this tot
Toto has a toilet seat that you can buy, y'all.
(10:30):
It's an automated toilet seat that you you don't have
to buy. The See, I had a toilet that do
the washing, drying, all that spray all that every single
time you go in there, and it keeps me, keeps
me baby fresh. If you don't have that money, they
make a toilet seat that sits on top of your toilet.
You take your toilet seat off and you install it
(10:52):
and it will shoot your hot water, it'll dried for you,
it'll put pressure washing on it. He got to get pressure.
Now if he don't, if you don't have him money
for that home deepot sales pressure washing that's gonna hurt
(11:13):
even on his lowest settings. Is not made for the
human body. But he needed to just grin his teeth
in bear with its. Yeah, seeing it under his privates,
his privates he needs now. He not gonna do this
here because it looked real scary that he needed. He
(11:36):
needed to pack alkle corn starch on him. I had
a rash one time and I put awkle corn starch
only and forgot that I had it on. It was
with this girl I was in college and pull my
draw boy, she saw him white pellets on me. That
girl started crying. I didn't know where she was crying.
(11:57):
I was thinking myself, feeling pretty proud. He don't be
afraid of it. It ain't gonna anything's gonna buy. I
looked down solemn white balls of wet aukle corn starch
on me. Sid you're stupid. You ain't gonna You're listening
to the Stave Harvey Morning Show
Here we go strawberry letter, all right, subject a stinky situation.
Dear Stephen Shirley. I met a very nice man three
months ago and we hit it off pretty quick. He
has been taking me on a lot of nice dates
and we have really good time together. I thought I
had finally met the man of my dreams until two
(00:20):
weeks ago we ended up back at his house after
a great dinner date. We both were ready to be intimate,
and we knew it was about to go down, so
we started taking off our clothes. He took his shirt
off first, then his pants, and Stephen Shirley, a funk
I had never smelled before, hit my face, hit me
(00:42):
in the face. I realized that the smell was indeed
coming from him, so I told him that I no
longer that I was no longer in the mood and
I needed more time to be sure I was ready
for intimacy. As I left his house, I thought that
maybe he had a long, busy day at work and
(01:02):
didn't have time to freshen up before that date. But
he's not a small guy, so he should have known better.
I didn't say anything to him about it. A week later,
I decided to give it another try to see what
happens this times as things guide it, that same body
odor hit me in the face again. Now I can't
(01:26):
make it. Now, I can't make any more excuses for him.
He is a grown man. When he's fully dressed, he
looks clean, and he smells like a nice cologne. But
when he starts taking his clothes off, it's unbelievable. I
don't know how he can walk around like that? Am
I wrong for not being honest with him and helping
(01:47):
him work past the smelly issue? Besides the funk, he
is a great and loving guy. What should I do? Oh?
This is horrible. I mean, this really is bad. This
is this is really really bad. This is because I mean,
this is like a deal breaker right here. This is
(02:08):
a deal breaker. Uh. And I don't know how he
doesn't know it because we smell ourselves first, don't we
before anyone else does? I mean? Is this is this
some sort of he's got to smell this? That's all
I can say. If you like him, if you want
to have a future with you him, you have to
tell him. You should tell him. You have got to
(02:29):
tell him. I don't I don't know if I would
stick around for this. I don't know how great he is.
I just don't think I would um, but it could
be that he just doesn't know. Although I don't know
how he doesn't know. Maybe he doesn't he has a
bad sense of smell. I don't know. But this problem
has to be addressed, and you have to tell him.
That's all I can tell you. You have to sit
(02:51):
him down and tell him. And if it's a medical issue,
if he's sick or something, you got to go to
the doctor and get it checked out. This is bad.
This is a zeal breaker breaker. Steve Well, First of all,
let's get this clip. This ain't medical. See, let's go
through this. Let me tell what happened. You finally met
(03:12):
the man of my dreams ago. We ended up back
at this house after some dayton were both ready to
be intimate. We knew it was about to go down, keyword,
about to go down, so we started taking our clothes off.
He took off his shirt first. He knowed to do
(03:36):
this first because just to break in move okay, all right,
took off his shirt first. Then his pain. Wait a minute,
come back, what is a person into it? You can't
just snatch you know? He know. Let me take this
shirt off first, ready, out of pants. Stephen Sherley funk
(04:08):
that I had never smelled before, hit me in the face.
It engulfed the room. That's what you're trying to say.
I can't see it had been contained in the pants. Pants,
got a belt on it, drawl wrapped round it, pass legs.
(04:29):
It's been oozing out the bottom the whole night, all around.
His ankles got funk on it because that's the only outlet.
When you got passed. You're walking, so and you when
you walk and you're sprating and there's people behind y'all going,
what is that? But you don't know it. But when
(04:49):
he pulled him passed down, I only got a minute.
So I'm gonna have to tell you when I come back.
I'm gonna let you know what happened when the pass
ask came down, why happened, and why continues to happen,
and how you can fix it. Okay, all right, we're
gonna after this. When the past came down, let's go.
(05:17):
When you left off in part one, you covered the
top area. Now now part two it is the bottom area.
So let's get to it. The Strawberry Letter for today
a stinky situation. Let's recap Steve, this woman that meant
the man in her dream. They'd been going out. He's lovely, wonderful.
(05:38):
One day they went out. Weeks later, great dinner date.
We both ready to be intimate. We knew it was
about to go down, so we started taking our clothes off.
He took his shirt off first, then in his pants, and,
as the lady wrote Stephen Shirley, a funk that I
(06:00):
had never smelled before hit me in the face. That's
because it had been released. It's been locked up a belt,
got it in, drawled, got it in, passed legs, hold
it in once you pulled him passed down. Yeah. We
wrote a song about it, the Hot Tops. When the
(06:22):
funk hits the face, yeah, all the people start to jam.
Come on, get with me? So now you with him? Now? Whoa?
I realized that the smell was indeed coming from him.
I told him I wasn't in the mood, and let
me make sure it's ready here, she said, But he
(06:43):
is not a small guy, so she should have known better.
Why what did guy do it? Don't worry about that.
A week later I decided to give another try to
see what happened this time things got heated the same
body or to hit me in the face. Now, I
can't make any excuses for him. He's a grown man.
He's fully ass he looks clean, he smells like Knights cologne.
But when he started taking his clothes off is unbelievable.
(07:05):
I don't know how you can walk around like that.
In my wrong for not being honest. When he helping
work pass the smell issue, she's not wrong. He then
got used to it. He can't smell what you smell.
It's stay. You ever been on people's houses and they
got a smell to it? Ye, and you'll be going, man,
how y'all sitting up in the hill? See they live
(07:26):
in now? See he lived with the phone. Now let
me tell you why he stink because inside them pass
it's crivices and cracks. He worked cracks. No, you were
what you want. It's the unleashen. It's like you've seen
(07:51):
that movie Prides of the Crimin when the cracking, the cracking, cracking,
that's what he got. The crackings in the pass. Now
and the cracking comes up out the water keyword quack
and crevices, the cracking comes up and devours everything in
(08:12):
his path. It's too much the cracking. He takes his
pants down. This everywhere's all in the room. Flowers start dying,
papers start burning on the edges. Your eyes is watering up.
He's standing there a large man. This man needs a bath.
(08:37):
First of all, he is not cleaning himself properly, right,
he taking bird baths. He needs to get he tapping
up on top. He gouts to getting some waughing painful.
He needs pine saw. I'm gonna just be real with you.
He needs folk caps of pine saw in his bath.
(09:00):
Really your pine saw with well, don't he smelled like
saying about this. See, he needed to run some bath
water and put that little man in the boat from
tide and boding. He didn't even drop tide bosn't tablets
in that damn water with him. He got to get
(09:25):
something bubbling in now. See, I can't tell you what
I really want to tell you because I had to
rethank my answer because there's a lot of words in
that a lot of people ain't gonna understand. But let's
just say cracks and crevice. Okay, we know what it is, Yeah,
we got it. We know. Let me tell you what.
Let let me tell what the real problem is that
(09:46):
center split that thing right there, it's it's got some
something going on. It's got something going on that he's
not cleaning himself problem. He used the bath room and
he wiping himself like he twils. See, when you're grown,
you got to move. You gotta do a little bit different. Yeah,
you got to put a washcloth next to your toilet,
(10:09):
which soap? You need a bidet. He needs an install
a bi dated today. He needs a day today, And
tell that damn shower out. Move it over a little bit.
And you need to put a date on this tot
Toto has a toilet seat that you can buy, y'all.
(10:30):
It's an automated toilet seat that you you don't have
to buy. The See, I had a toilet that do
the washing, drying, all that spray all that every single
time you go in there, and it keeps me, keeps
me baby fresh. If you don't have that money, they
make a toilet seat that sits on top of your toilet.
You take your toilet seat off and you install it
(10:52):
and it will shoot your hot water, it'll dried for you,
it'll put pressure washing on it. He got to get pressure.
Now if he don't, if you don't have him money
for that home deepot sales pressure washing that's gonna hurt
(11:13):
even on his lowest settings. Is not made for the
human body. But he needed to just grin his teeth
in bear with its. Yeah, seeing it under his privates,
his privates he needs now. He not gonna do this
here because it looked real scary that he needed. He
(11:36):
needed to pack alkle corn starch on him. I had
a rash one time and I put awkle corn starch
only and forgot that I had it on. It was
with this girl I was in college and pull my
draw boy, she saw him white pellets on me. That
girl started crying. I didn't know where she was crying.
(11:57):
I was thinking myself, feeling pretty proud. He don't be
afraid of it. It ain't gonna anything's gonna buy. I
looked down solemn white balls of wet aukle corn starch
on me. Sid you're stupid. You ain't gonna You're listening
to the Stave Harvey Morning Show
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