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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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We got it. Point you hear it is Strawberry letter.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Thank you, nephew. Subject all of the children look like me.
Dear Stephen Shirley. I'm a twenty nine year old married
black male, and I got married and started a family
when I was only twenty one years old. I am
six ' four and I was a star football player
in college. My wife and I were young, and by
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age twenty six, we had three children.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Her mom was a big help.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
She helped us get an apartment and she babysit for us.
My wife's eighteen year old sister was a big help too.
For years ago, I was home alone, watching porn and
pleasuring myself. My wife's mom barged in on me without knocking.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
She saw what.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
She saw what was going on, and she joined me
and took matters into her own hands. We had sex
a lot after that, and she showed me how to
make love. I was also sleeping with my wife's sister,
and she's a lot more wild in bed than my wife.
She started it one day when I was making a
bottle for the baby. She got on the floor in
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front of me and I could not move. Now, my
sister in law has two boys that look like me.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
H court, I have fought.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Yeah, I have five children and no one in my
wife's family has said a word about them looking like me.
Comma yet, Okay, I wonder if my wife even knows
what's going on. Recently, my mother in law met a
man and she cut me off. She used to pay
me for sex, so I'm going to miss that money.
I think it's time to end the affair with my
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sister in law too. I don't want any more children,
and these sisters are very fertile. But my real problem
is the big Thanksgiving dinner for the family that my
mother in law is planning. My wife's grandparents have a
lot of money and status, and they've never accepted me
in the family. I'm sure they will notice that all
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of the mixed children look like me. Should I go
celebrate Thanksgiving with my own family this year?
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Okay? There are a lot of hidden clues in this letter.
You see that, right.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
I'm a twenty nine year old married blackmail. I got
married and started a family when I was young. I'm
a star football player, I was in college. I'm six four,
yeah I was. Yeah, two of the boys look like me.
Those are all clues. Should I celebrate Thanksgiving with my
own family this year? But I gotta say this one
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right here, this letter, it moves all the way up
the latter on the craziest of all strawberry letters.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
For me, this is it.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
This young man is sleeping with three family members at
the same time, his wife, his mother in law, and
his sister in law. And now this young man has
children by the sister in law. Why what is going
on here? I mean just because they yeah, I mean
just because they come after you. You could say no,
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you know you are married into the same family. You're
sleeping with everybody. And I don't just blame you though,
I blame the mom. I blame the sister too. You
guys use no protection. So the family. Lineage. Now, lineage
is all messed up. Brothers and sisters are each other's
cousins and aunts and uncles to you and your children.
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You're your children's father, and they're your nieces and nephews too.
I mean, see how crazy that sounds when you say
it out loud.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
You all just need help. You all need a.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Lesson and right and wrong. And I pray the kids
will be all right and never find out what's going
on with the grown folks in this family. This is
just crazy and nasty. And yes, maybe you do need
to go spend time with your own family, but who
is that you?
Speaker 2 (04:11):
I mean, don't sleep with them if you do. That's
all I gotta say to Tommy.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
All Right, I know a good white folk story when
I hear one. Okay, I know a good white folks
story when I hit one. You black six four, played football,
you quarterback in college? Got that part? Now you got what?
You got three kids by let's say Amy, and you
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and Amy got three kids. That's white woman. You got
three kids by aim? Okay, now here go will kill
me her mama Blanche bust up in the dough. Okay, blaston,
busted up in the door. Now, blast bust up in
the door this way. I know it was white folks,
dore blast busting the dough and join. You don't know
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black mom in laws do that. Black mom and law's
gonna still gonna stop your little nesty behind what you're doing,
A gonna get you straight. You're not gonna do this
up in this house. Act like this. Hell all right,
we already know that's Blanche busted up in this door. Now,
not Blanche. Not Blanche paying you for whatever y'all do.
Black mom and laws don't do that. They're not gonna
pay you. They gonna they getting paid for babysiting. That's
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what black mother in laws do, Okay, they want they
payper for taking Caddy's kids. So now you're messing with Blanche.
You and Amy got three kids. Then Jill, here'll come Jill.
Jill comes in and gets on the floor and for
some reason, oh she just had you. It's just on
and popping. Now you got two kids by the baby
sister Jill. All right, so now you got five keys.
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You ain't go pro in football when you say you
the major whole damn basketball team. You got five kids
now and now you got all these beautiful children. I'm
gonna say that, all right, but he'll come to grand
pans all right. They ain't never like your black behind,
no dog one way. They never did like you. But
everybody thought you was gonna go pro dog you did,
you didn't, So now you a big turn off. Now
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hear everybody, everybody coming to Thanksgiving, And now you got
the nerve to say, what am I supposed to do?
Is somebody gonna realize what's going on? Surely, surely these
folks know that these kids are all is the same
from you? That makes no sense to me. We ain't
seen no boyfriend from jail, the little baby sister, we
ain't seen. They ain't got no no, ain't nobody been
coming over there to holland at uh it's you, Blanche, No,
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it's you. Blanch's been been left you. Blant's been got
through with you. So now it's thanksgiffing, and you turn
to ask us should you take your but help? But home?
I hang here, why is you going home? You got
five kids right here you got to deal with.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
All right, blades, it's yours.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
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at twenty three minutes after the hour. The subject all
of the children look like me? Will hear from Junior
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Speaker 1 (07:27):
All right, guys, we got to recap today's strawberry letter,
which has moved up on my list as the craziest
strawberry letter we've ever received. Okay, this is from a
twenty nine year old married blackmail. He got married, started
a family when he was just twenty one years old
years old, he's six four. He was a star football
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player in college. That's vital information, right, there. He and
his wife were young. By age twenty six, they had
three children, so he's in the house. Her mom is
a big help. She helped them get an apartment. She
babysat for them all of that. His wife has an
eighteen year blanch Tommy called her Blanche. His wife has
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an eighteen year old sister. The sister was a big
help too. Four years ago, he was just at home,
just watching porn and pleasuring himself like I guess everybody does.
When the mom busted in. She started sleeping with the
with the husbands. Yeah, I mean right, he said it
like it's such a normal occurrence, you know. So the
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mom busted in, the mom started having sex with him.
His wife's mother, his mother in law, started having sex
with him. She used to pay him for sex. Then
the sister in law started having sex with him. He
has two kids by the sister in law that looked
just like him. So his dilemma is, Oh, and by
the way, the mother in law met a man and
she cut him off. So his dilemma is now should
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he spend Thanksgiving with his family, because sooner or later,
somebody's gonna know that these mixed children look like him.
All right, So he wants to know should he go
celebrate Thanksgiving with his own family this year.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Junior, H I don't.
Speaker 5 (09:11):
This is crazy.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
This is absolutely crazy.
Speaker 5 (09:14):
This this is this is not something I'm familiar with.
I'm crazy. I don't know how to even start this.
But let me just say this though. Where's he from?
And when they having Thanksgiving? What time they start? Two o'clock?
Because I want to go, And the reason why I
want to go is I want to be in the
circle when the family holding hands and we got to
pray be cause it's gonna be a this. This prayer
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gonna be long cause I know this, this too much
and this whoever lead, we gotta find out where everybody at.
We got the kids in here, we got the sister,
we got the mama. So the prayer probably gonna go
something like this, Lord, we thank you, we're sharing.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Sharon.
Speaker 5 (09:54):
God, you have been so good to mama. Mama. You know, Lord,
you have been so good to us, and you have
kept this family sis wells Sis, sissy. This prag will
be so long. I want thank Lord for keeping us
all together. Tanky tank because of one of the kids. Tanky, Lord,
you have you have this prag gonna be forever. But
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we have we have, we have served you for another year.
Charles is little Charle here because all these kids looking
like you.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Who does this? I don't know.
Speaker 5 (10:27):
This is gonna be the longest Thanksgiving prayer known to
man because all the kids look like you. Everybody see you,
everybody know what you in hw in the world did
you let it o? So me tell me you can
you can actually do that. You can pull off mom,
your wife and her sister. You pulled that off, he said,
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child report. Just keep it in the family. You ain't
got to go to court. Just keep it in the family.
You ain't got to go court. Everything is right there.
Nobody I've ever heard this? How incop And you're talking
about having thanks Do should I go for Thanksgiving?
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Uh? There's too many people.
Speaker 4 (11:09):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
I don't know attractive. I don't know no attractive mother
in laws. That that just that I want to Just.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
No, man, because that's the truth.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
It's not There are plenty of cute mother in law.
You don't think so.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
Not why we're watching poem? No, I don't, I don't
know nothing like that. I have a mother in law.
Speaker 5 (11:40):
I didn't have it before I got one.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Now that's your mean time.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
I mean, you can't nothing by yourself people.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Wow, But at least she stopped when she got her
own self. Man, at least you could say that about it.
She used to pay him. What is that crazy?
Speaker 5 (12:04):
Yeah? Don't it?
Speaker 2 (12:07):
I mean you see for me to be with mister
Williams and you know I'm not.
Speaker 5 (12:14):
It don't work like that.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Yeah, this is just crazy. This kids kids? Right?
Speaker 3 (12:21):
And how old was he was?
Speaker 5 (12:23):
He twenty nine?
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Yeah, he's twenty nine now six four?
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Former football player, so he got body YadA yadi six four.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
He wouldn't getting cut from everybody he's been getting cut from.
Speaker 5 (12:35):
Yeah, he wasn't good at football.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Yeah, but I mean you just you just can't say no.
I mean it's I don't understand.
Speaker 6 (12:46):
Your mother now your law and yeah yeah no, there's
no people cheat outside the family, but right inside the family,
no pretext.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
That's the thing. I mean, call it the non protection.
On a serious note, the non protection. That's just very stupid.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
No, that's horrible. But still you're with your sister in
law and your mother in law.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
This is crazy, all right?
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