July 26, 2024 • 13 mins
Dear Steve and Shirley, I've been married for thirty years. Since I was nineteen darned years old. I had two babies, and my husband wanted one more. I had another one, and then another one. I never even wanted children, but I love my children and gave them all I had, all I had to give. The youngest finally got a job and his own place. I went as fast as I could to get some fillers and injections in my face to look as young as I feel well. I took the other shots too, and lost....................................
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is time now for the Strawberry Letter for today,
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dot com by clicking submit Strawberry Letter. We could be
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Speaker 2 (00:20):
It could be yours. Buckle love and hold on tight.
We got it for you here.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
It is.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
It's birthday girl, Strawberry Letter.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Thank you nephew. Subject Do I need his approval to
live my best life? Dear Stephen Shirley, I've been married
for thirty years. Since I was nineteen darned years old.
I had two babies, and my husband wanted one more.
I had another one, and then another one. I never
even wanted children, but I love my children and gave
(00:48):
them all I had, all I had to give. The
youngest finally got a job and his own place. I
went as fast as I could to get some fillers
and injections in my face to look as young as
I feel well. I took the other shots too, and lost.
I lost seventeen pounds all because I'm turning fifty. Uh huh,
uh huh. She did it all because I'm turning fifty
(01:09):
in September and I want to do it big. I
planned a trip to Jamaica and three of my friends
are going. My husband thought it was going to be
a trip for me and him, but it's not. Social
media has me wanting to take one of those girl trips,
you know, girls trips where I'm out on the ocean
on a glass bottom boat taking sexy pictures. He's afraid
of water, so he's not going. I ordered three bikini
(01:33):
swimsuits and he doesn't think that they are appropriate for
a fifty year old mom. He went through all my
emails and found my hotel confirmation and my reservation for
an in room massage. He was hot.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
He said.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
He does not like how I've been carrying on lately,
and for all he knows, I could be going over
there to meet a man. He said, if I go
to Jamaica, we are going to have some problems. I
hate that for him because I'm going. I also hate
that in thirty years, he let his friend fall by
the wayside, and I'm his only friend. He is my
(02:08):
best friend and favorite person. In the world, but I
am about to be outside, Okay. I reminded him that
I missed my twenties because we got married so young.
I don't blame him at all for that. He needs
to understand it's just a birthday trip. Why is he
tripping like this because you look good?
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Girl?
Speaker 1 (02:29):
You look good. Didn't you say in your letter that
you got fillers and injections and took some shots and
lost seventeen pounds? Girl, you must be super fine right
now you birthday. You look good and he's a little jealous.
So you know he's acting up right now. He's insecure
about this new you, and he's trying to control the
(02:50):
situation because he's not going. There's nothing wrong with the
girl's trip as long as you know what you say
is true. You're not going over there to meet a man.
It's just you and your three girl old friends going
on a birthday trip. He doesn't even like water, right,
so why would he be going anyway? Why is he
trying to stop you? I will tell you not to
let what you see on social media mess up with
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your marriage, though I'm glad all you saw is people
taking bikini pictures on glass bottom boats. You need to
reassure him though, that he is your best friend and
he's your favorite person in the whole world, and that
he can trust you. This thing is about trust. Then
go on your trip and have some fun. He'll be fine,
He'll be all right.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Tommy, You got a new nicked and that's not fair.
You know that you'd have got them shots in your face,
you got them other shots. You done dropped all this weight.
You got a new nicked, and that's not fair. You
could have at least brought him along the way when
you got your shots. You could have got him some shots.
Y'all could have dropped this weight together. Y'all could have.
He could have feeled his face up like he won't.
(03:52):
But now now you look like a million dollars. Now
he looked like fol dollars. You got a new nicket
and that's not fair. Finna go down there and put
these nice bikinis on, looking all nice and probably got
one that's a throng. You know that's just way too much.
He ain't ready for this right now. Now, you're finna
post all this on social media. And let me tell
you something about these glass bottom boats. Have you seen
(04:13):
this boat? The other day that got tipped over by
that well. Did you see that?
Speaker 3 (04:17):
You're gonna miss it around to get.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Your little butt tipped over in Jamaica by damn well
because your ass wants to look for like you twenty
five again. You need to get somewhere and sit your
butt down. All right, you're doing way too much, and
I'm taking the man's side.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
You doing way too much.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Now. My wife ain't finna get this nip and tuck
then run her butt at Jamaica with three other girls.
That's why it all jumps off in Jamaica. Yes, it
always jumps off in Jamaica. She's always some island guy
walking up and down the street. That's how Stella got
her groove back.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Yeah, this is how. This is how it all happened.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
It's always a t digs walking up and down the
damn beach looking for somebody that's trying to renew their
life and rechange theyself. Here, girl, let me see what
you need right now. No, I got you. No, No,
I wish Jackie would run up here talk about she
finna go to Jamaica with her girlfriend. I would know
the hell you not. I'm going with y'all. You know
(05:12):
you're gonna sit up here and say he ain't going,
he can't go. No, I'm going, and I'm gonna give
me some shots right before we leave so I can
drop ten fifteen pounds so I look a fine out there.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
It doesn't even like water.
Speaker 5 (05:23):
Hate.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
The man can't swim, Shirley, the man can't swim. Okay,
not wife, out there in the damn glass bottom. Bole,
You're gonna miss around and see something through that glass Bota,
scare your as straight out this water. You need to
get somewhere and sit down. You done got these shots,
and you got beside yourself. You know what I'm saying. Well,
my grandmama used to say, you're smelling yourself. You're starting
to smell yourself. Get somewhere, listen somewhere and sit down.
(05:44):
What is it, Shirley?
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Everyone has seen everyone you.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
You don't find a nice waistline again? You see y, yeah,
don't you.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
She's just going on a trip with her girls. That's all.
It's nothing more than that.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Okay, but she probably got a new booty too, Sureley.
That's a lot a BBL.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Yeah, yes, a BBL.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Sure have fillers and injections.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
That's what they do with they booty, they phil it,
don't they.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Blow it up?
Speaker 3 (06:12):
You hate it?
Speaker 2 (06:13):
I mean so and her husband, you know what, To
hell with everybody with these new booties. To hell with
all of y'all with these newaters, man douse, y'all get
out here and act like you didn't have the old
booty you had. Y'all change when y'all get these new behinds,
y'all do. All right, that's all from time, that's all
this win set up. But that Will is out there
(06:34):
tipping them both though. I'm letting you know that Will Bute.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Part two of today's Strawberry Letter coming up at twenty
three minutes after the hour, we'll hear from Junior. Coming
up next subject do I need his approval to live
my best life? We'll get back into it right after this.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Give me some of that booty you're listening Morning show.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
All right, it's time to recap today's Strawberry letter. The
subject is do I need his approval to live my
best life? This was written by a woman who's been
married for thirty years and since she was nineteen darn
years old. She says she's had two babies and her
husband wanted one more so she had another one than
another one. She never wanted children, but she loves her children.
She gave them all she had. Then when the last
(07:17):
one grew up and got his apartment and got his
job and everything, she said, Babe, I'm about to turn fifty.
She got some fillers, she got some injections in her face.
She wanted to look as young as she feels because
she's this September, she's about to be fifty, and she
wanted to do it big. So she's on social media.
She's seeing all these women taking bikini shots, sexy shots
(07:39):
in these glass bottomed boats. So that's what she wants
to do. So she and her girls are going to
do a girl's trip. So what does her husband do?
Try to block it. Try to block her girl's trip
because he thinks she's going over every seeing go to Jamaica.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
What's gonna happen? Go to Jamaican seas.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
He's mad because she's looking all good now and everything.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Eat some jerk chicken, fine out what's going on? Eatins
and watch what I do.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
He said, if she goes to Jamaica, they're gonna have
some problems. And uh, she said, I hate that for him,
I really do, but I'm going. Yeah, he wants to
go all right, but she says, you know, she's been
having babies for so long. She just wants to be
free now and live her best life. She doesn't blame
(08:26):
him at all. He's her favorite person in the world,
her best friend. He needs to understand. It's just a
birthday trip. So why is she tripping like this?
Speaker 5 (08:33):
Junior, I'm gonna just tell you this. Look how she have.
Y'all noticed how she talked to him. She said, I
don't care. I'm still going.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Uh huh.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
You know when we looked all this stuff.
Speaker 5 (08:44):
Up, you know, you know why she talked to him
like that? Why because you know he got attractive? You
get that? Yeah, cause see he tripping because he got attractive.
Why would you do all the stuff you doing? The
look at people don't do this.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
He tripped. See other traded people stay mad.
Speaker 5 (09:03):
See you you saw the beauty in him, not outside him.
See here, beautiful on the inside. That's why you stayed
married for thirty years. But this ass ugly on our side,
that's just pretty much it. You saw the beauty in him,
but not outside him. That's all you see because why
else would you go through somebody email because your ass
(09:24):
is ugly and you're mad. You need proof. Now you
saw what she's staying at in Jamaica. Now you tripping.
You better not go over there because you finla go
meet a man. If she do with your uglass, it's
an upgrade, that's all I can tell you.
Speaker 4 (09:37):
If she do me the man, it's an upgrade from
your ug ass. Why is you worried?
Speaker 5 (09:41):
She been with you for thirty years, gave you three children,
four children, and you still mad? You mad because she
going on a glass mote to take some sexy pictures.
You know why she gonna take six minutes because your
uglass can't get sex.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
He's not.
Speaker 5 (09:56):
It's a long stretch for you to try to be sex.
Whatever suit you throw on. She ain't never said you
so handsome. She never said that. She's never said you
so handsome. How look, baby, you look interested? It's what
you look, not interested? Yeah, yeah, you know how much
he got his suit, Tommy, he got a little ornament
(10:18):
in his little pail. He gotta put that on. He
gotta put cuff flinks on the sparkle. He gotta do
something to make himself look attractor. He gotta have a
gold chain.
Speaker 4 (10:26):
That's not a.
Speaker 5 (10:26):
Regular size chain. He gotta put something on you to
look over here. Other than that, we'll walk by. You
gotta brot, gotta brooch on everything. He got a look attractor.
That's why he's mad.
Speaker 4 (10:37):
That's why she keeps saying, I'm still going. Your oggler
asks need to get over the fact I'm still going
me and my girls.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Yeah, it's a girl's trip.
Speaker 4 (10:49):
How is you mad?
Speaker 3 (10:50):
How fine?
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Is she?
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Not?
Speaker 3 (10:51):
J dog?
Speaker 5 (10:52):
She had got them fillers and she got the injections
and she got that bity right. Well, and you're gonna
take sexy pictures on a glass boat? Mean the camera
man underwater? That's how right she is. The camera man
is underwater, give knee sexy shots from a glass boat.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
What he got?
Speaker 4 (11:11):
School? Get all snappy with school, getall just under the water.
That's how it is.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
In the in the middle of shark line.
Speaker 4 (11:20):
In the middle of a sharp week.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Yes, what about that in room massage, she's gonna get what.
Speaker 5 (11:27):
About somebody is gonna massage that buttocks somebody?
Speaker 3 (11:32):
It's nothing wrong with that. That's when it's gonna happen, right.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
Yeah, but he gonna be mad what is you gonna do?
She in Jamaica?
Speaker 2 (11:40):
What is her?
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Girls? Don't forget that it is a girl's trip.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
We know what happened on girls trips.
Speaker 4 (11:45):
Stay what happened one of them?
Speaker 2 (11:48):
One up, one of them trip one of the That's what.
Speaker 5 (11:52):
Happened when they come back and he started asking one
of her girlfriend's gonna tell tomorrow, let me tell you
a last summing. Whatever she did over there, that's coming.
You might getting ready for that.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
He's just ugly?
Speaker 4 (12:04):
What why? That's when he goes through emails? Why here?
When you going over there and see what I do?
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Now?
Speaker 4 (12:08):
You're gon see your ug las down till I get back.
Speaker 5 (12:10):
We've been here thirty years, insecure, insecure everything.
Speaker 4 (12:15):
You know something you know?
Speaker 3 (12:16):
It's bad when somebody say let her have that, let
her have that? What you know?
Speaker 4 (12:21):
Why? He ain't got no friends?
Speaker 5 (12:23):
Unattractive, don't with your glass that's all.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
This is.
Speaker 4 (12:33):
Deeze looking. People don't do this. Ugly people don't go
to Jamaica. People don't go to Jamaica.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
But they've been together thirty years. You think he would
trust her by now.
Speaker 5 (12:45):
He ain't trusted her in thirty lass on trust to
get you there's nothing.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
We can do it make him get cute, nothing, nothing,
no filling.
Speaker 4 (12:57):
And he ain't gotten about five Fox. He bout five folks.
He got no.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
Im, not no fivefolks. Stop.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
All right, all right, guys, thank you. Leave your comments
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the free iHeartRadio app. Coming up next it is Junior
and Sports Talk. Right after this, you're listening Harvey Morning
Show
It is time now for the Strawberry Letter for today,
and if you need advice on relationships, work, sex, parenting,
and more, please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve HARVEYFM
dot com by clicking submit Strawberry Letter. We could be
reading your letter live on the air, just like we're
gonna read this one right here, right now, and you
never know, it could be yours.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
It could be yours. Buckle love and hold on tight.
We got it for you here.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
It is.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
It's birthday girl, Strawberry Letter.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Thank you nephew. Subject Do I need his approval to
live my best life? Dear Stephen Shirley, I've been married
for thirty years. Since I was nineteen darned years old.
I had two babies, and my husband wanted one more.
I had another one, and then another one. I never
even wanted children, but I love my children and gave
(00:48):
them all I had, all I had to give. The
youngest finally got a job and his own place. I
went as fast as I could to get some fillers
and injections in my face to look as young as
I feel well. I took the other shots too, and lost.
I lost seventeen pounds all because I'm turning fifty. Uh huh,
uh huh. She did it all because I'm turning fifty
(01:09):
in September and I want to do it big. I
planned a trip to Jamaica and three of my friends
are going. My husband thought it was going to be
a trip for me and him, but it's not. Social
media has me wanting to take one of those girl trips,
you know, girls trips where I'm out on the ocean
on a glass bottom boat taking sexy pictures. He's afraid
of water, so he's not going. I ordered three bikini
(01:33):
swimsuits and he doesn't think that they are appropriate for
a fifty year old mom. He went through all my
emails and found my hotel confirmation and my reservation for
an in room massage. He was hot.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
He said.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
He does not like how I've been carrying on lately,
and for all he knows, I could be going over
there to meet a man. He said, if I go
to Jamaica, we are going to have some problems. I
hate that for him because I'm going. I also hate
that in thirty years, he let his friend fall by
the wayside, and I'm his only friend. He is my
(02:08):
best friend and favorite person. In the world, but I
am about to be outside, Okay. I reminded him that
I missed my twenties because we got married so young.
I don't blame him at all for that. He needs
to understand it's just a birthday trip. Why is he
tripping like this because you look good?
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Girl?
Speaker 1 (02:29):
You look good. Didn't you say in your letter that
you got fillers and injections and took some shots and
lost seventeen pounds? Girl, you must be super fine right
now you birthday. You look good and he's a little jealous.
So you know he's acting up right now. He's insecure
about this new you, and he's trying to control the
(02:50):
situation because he's not going. There's nothing wrong with the
girl's trip as long as you know what you say
is true. You're not going over there to meet a man.
It's just you and your three girl old friends going
on a birthday trip. He doesn't even like water, right,
so why would he be going anyway? Why is he
trying to stop you? I will tell you not to
let what you see on social media mess up with
(03:12):
your marriage, though I'm glad all you saw is people
taking bikini pictures on glass bottom boats. You need to
reassure him though, that he is your best friend and
he's your favorite person in the whole world, and that
he can trust you. This thing is about trust. Then
go on your trip and have some fun. He'll be fine,
He'll be all right.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Tommy, You got a new nicked and that's not fair.
You know that you'd have got them shots in your face,
you got them other shots. You done dropped all this weight.
You got a new nicked, and that's not fair. You
could have at least brought him along the way when
you got your shots. You could have got him some shots.
Y'all could have dropped this weight together. Y'all could have.
He could have feeled his face up like he won't.
(03:52):
But now now you look like a million dollars. Now
he looked like fol dollars. You got a new nicket
and that's not fair. Finna go down there and put
these nice bikinis on, looking all nice and probably got
one that's a throng. You know that's just way too much.
He ain't ready for this right now. Now, you're finna
post all this on social media. And let me tell
you something about these glass bottom boats. Have you seen
(04:13):
this boat? The other day that got tipped over by
that well. Did you see that?
Speaker 3 (04:17):
You're gonna miss it around to get.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Your little butt tipped over in Jamaica by damn well
because your ass wants to look for like you twenty
five again. You need to get somewhere and sit your
butt down. All right, you're doing way too much, and
I'm taking the man's side.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
You doing way too much.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Now. My wife ain't finna get this nip and tuck
then run her butt at Jamaica with three other girls.
That's why it all jumps off in Jamaica. Yes, it
always jumps off in Jamaica. She's always some island guy
walking up and down the street. That's how Stella got
her groove back.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Yeah, this is how. This is how it all happened.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
It's always a t digs walking up and down the
damn beach looking for somebody that's trying to renew their
life and rechange theyself. Here, girl, let me see what
you need right now. No, I got you. No, No,
I wish Jackie would run up here talk about she
finna go to Jamaica with her girlfriend. I would know
the hell you not. I'm going with y'all. You know
(05:12):
you're gonna sit up here and say he ain't going,
he can't go. No, I'm going, and I'm gonna give
me some shots right before we leave so I can
drop ten fifteen pounds so I look a fine out there.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
It doesn't even like water.
Speaker 5 (05:23):
Hate.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
The man can't swim, Shirley, the man can't swim. Okay,
not wife, out there in the damn glass bottom. Bole,
You're gonna miss around and see something through that glass Bota,
scare your as straight out this water. You need to
get somewhere and sit down. You done got these shots,
and you got beside yourself. You know what I'm saying. Well,
my grandmama used to say, you're smelling yourself. You're starting
to smell yourself. Get somewhere, listen somewhere and sit down.
(05:44):
What is it, Shirley?
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Everyone has seen everyone you.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
You don't find a nice waistline again? You see y, yeah,
don't you.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
She's just going on a trip with her girls. That's all.
It's nothing more than that.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Okay, but she probably got a new booty too, Sureley.
That's a lot a BBL.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Yeah, yes, a BBL.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Sure have fillers and injections.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
That's what they do with they booty, they phil it,
don't they.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Blow it up?
Speaker 3 (06:12):
You hate it?
Speaker 2 (06:13):
I mean so and her husband, you know what, To
hell with everybody with these new booties. To hell with
all of y'all with these newaters, man douse, y'all get
out here and act like you didn't have the old
booty you had. Y'all change when y'all get these new behinds,
y'all do. All right, that's all from time, that's all
this win set up. But that Will is out there
(06:34):
tipping them both though. I'm letting you know that Will Bute.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Part two of today's Strawberry Letter coming up at twenty
three minutes after the hour, we'll hear from Junior. Coming
up next subject do I need his approval to live
my best life? We'll get back into it right after this.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Give me some of that booty you're listening Morning show.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
All right, it's time to recap today's Strawberry letter. The
subject is do I need his approval to live my
best life? This was written by a woman who's been
married for thirty years and since she was nineteen darn
years old. She says she's had two babies and her
husband wanted one more so she had another one than
another one. She never wanted children, but she loves her children.
She gave them all she had. Then when the last
(07:17):
one grew up and got his apartment and got his
job and everything, she said, Babe, I'm about to turn fifty.
She got some fillers, she got some injections in her face.
She wanted to look as young as she feels because
she's this September, she's about to be fifty, and she
wanted to do it big. So she's on social media.
She's seeing all these women taking bikini shots, sexy shots
(07:39):
in these glass bottomed boats. So that's what she wants
to do. So she and her girls are going to
do a girl's trip. So what does her husband do?
Try to block it. Try to block her girl's trip
because he thinks she's going over every seeing go to Jamaica.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
What's gonna happen? Go to Jamaican seas.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
He's mad because she's looking all good now and everything.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Eat some jerk chicken, fine out what's going on? Eatins
and watch what I do.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
He said, if she goes to Jamaica, they're gonna have
some problems. And uh, she said, I hate that for him,
I really do, but I'm going. Yeah, he wants to
go all right, but she says, you know, she's been
having babies for so long. She just wants to be
free now and live her best life. She doesn't blame
(08:26):
him at all. He's her favorite person in the world,
her best friend. He needs to understand. It's just a
birthday trip. So why is she tripping like this?
Speaker 5 (08:33):
Junior, I'm gonna just tell you this. Look how she have.
Y'all noticed how she talked to him. She said, I
don't care. I'm still going.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Uh huh.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
You know when we looked all this stuff.
Speaker 5 (08:44):
Up, you know, you know why she talked to him
like that? Why because you know he got attractive? You
get that? Yeah, cause see he tripping because he got attractive.
Why would you do all the stuff you doing? The
look at people don't do this.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
He tripped. See other traded people stay mad.
Speaker 5 (09:03):
See you you saw the beauty in him, not outside him.
See here, beautiful on the inside. That's why you stayed
married for thirty years. But this ass ugly on our side,
that's just pretty much it. You saw the beauty in him,
but not outside him. That's all you see because why
else would you go through somebody email because your ass
(09:24):
is ugly and you're mad. You need proof. Now you
saw what she's staying at in Jamaica. Now you tripping.
You better not go over there because you finla go
meet a man. If she do with your uglass, it's
an upgrade, that's all I can tell you.
Speaker 4 (09:37):
If she do me the man, it's an upgrade from
your ug ass. Why is you worried?
Speaker 5 (09:41):
She been with you for thirty years, gave you three children,
four children, and you still mad? You mad because she
going on a glass mote to take some sexy pictures.
You know why she gonna take six minutes because your
uglass can't get sex.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
He's not.
Speaker 5 (09:56):
It's a long stretch for you to try to be sex.
Whatever suit you throw on. She ain't never said you
so handsome. She never said that. She's never said you
so handsome. How look, baby, you look interested? It's what
you look, not interested? Yeah, yeah, you know how much
he got his suit, Tommy, he got a little ornament
(10:18):
in his little pail. He gotta put that on. He
gotta put cuff flinks on the sparkle. He gotta do
something to make himself look attractor. He gotta have a
gold chain.
Speaker 4 (10:26):
That's not a.
Speaker 5 (10:26):
Regular size chain. He gotta put something on you to
look over here. Other than that, we'll walk by. You
gotta brot, gotta brooch on everything. He got a look attractor.
That's why he's mad.
Speaker 4 (10:37):
That's why she keeps saying, I'm still going. Your oggler
asks need to get over the fact I'm still going
me and my girls.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Yeah, it's a girl's trip.
Speaker 4 (10:49):
How is you mad?
Speaker 3 (10:50):
How fine?
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Is she?
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Not?
Speaker 3 (10:51):
J dog?
Speaker 5 (10:52):
She had got them fillers and she got the injections
and she got that bity right. Well, and you're gonna
take sexy pictures on a glass boat? Mean the camera
man underwater? That's how right she is. The camera man
is underwater, give knee sexy shots from a glass boat.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
What he got?
Speaker 4 (11:11):
School? Get all snappy with school, getall just under the water.
That's how it is.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
In the in the middle of shark line.
Speaker 4 (11:20):
In the middle of a sharp week.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Yes, what about that in room massage, she's gonna get what.
Speaker 5 (11:27):
About somebody is gonna massage that buttocks somebody?
Speaker 3 (11:32):
It's nothing wrong with that. That's when it's gonna happen, right.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
Yeah, but he gonna be mad what is you gonna do?
She in Jamaica?
Speaker 2 (11:40):
What is her?
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Girls? Don't forget that it is a girl's trip.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
We know what happened on girls trips.
Speaker 4 (11:45):
Stay what happened one of them?
Speaker 2 (11:48):
One up, one of them trip one of the That's what.
Speaker 5 (11:52):
Happened when they come back and he started asking one
of her girlfriend's gonna tell tomorrow, let me tell you
a last summing. Whatever she did over there, that's coming.
You might getting ready for that.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
He's just ugly?
Speaker 4 (12:04):
What why? That's when he goes through emails? Why here?
When you going over there and see what I do?
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Now?
Speaker 4 (12:08):
You're gon see your ug las down till I get back.
Speaker 5 (12:10):
We've been here thirty years, insecure, insecure everything.
Speaker 4 (12:15):
You know something you know?
Speaker 3 (12:16):
It's bad when somebody say let her have that, let
her have that? What you know?
Speaker 4 (12:21):
Why? He ain't got no friends?
Speaker 5 (12:23):
Unattractive, don't with your glass that's all.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
This is.
Speaker 4 (12:33):
Deeze looking. People don't do this. Ugly people don't go
to Jamaica. People don't go to Jamaica.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
But they've been together thirty years. You think he would
trust her by now.
Speaker 5 (12:45):
He ain't trusted her in thirty lass on trust to
get you there's nothing.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
We can do it make him get cute, nothing, nothing,
no filling.
Speaker 4 (12:57):
And he ain't gotten about five Fox. He bout five folks.
He got no.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
Im, not no fivefolks. Stop.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
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