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Speaker 1 (00:01):
It is time now for today's Strawberry Letter, and if
you need advice on relationships, work, sex, parenting, and more,
please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve HAARBFM dot com
by clicking submit Strawberry Letter. We could be reading your
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read this one right here, right now, and you never know,
it could be yours.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
It could be Buckle up and hold on tight. We
got it for you. Here. It is the Strawberry Letter.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Thank you, nephew. Subject his drawers were under the driver's seat.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
It's draws, not drawers. Draws are smart. What I said,
draws is what it is.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Dear Stephen Shirley, My husband is somewhat of a hoarder
and a pack rat. He can't seem to let go
of anything from his past. I mean nothing. We've been
married for five years and it's getting worse. My husband
comes in the back door from work and starts taking
his clothes off. When I get home, I pick up
behind him. If I didn't, the clothes would stay on
(01:04):
the floor. Keep all of that in mind, because there's
an issue that I want to run by you guys
and see if you can shed any light on what's
going on. Two days ago, I had to run to
the store, so I jumped in my husband's car. I
had on slides and I kept feeling some fabric hitting
the back of my foot. When I reached down, I
(01:25):
pulled a worn pair of boxers from underneath the driver's seat.
I left them in a car when I got home
and told him to go get them. It didn't FaZe
me then because I was distracted with our two year
old that was sick. Later that night, I carved out
time to drill him about what happened earlier. He said
(01:45):
he got hot while he was driving, and he slid
his drawers off and put them under his seat instead
of putting them in the passenger seat. He said, by
the time he got home, he forgot about them. I
went to find the drawer, and he said he threw
them away. Now this is the same man that never
likes to throw anything away, but he expects me to
(02:07):
believe he put them in the trash. I couldn't find
them in any garbage cans in the house or out back.
Later that night, I threw the rest of his drawers
in a garbage bag and put them in my car.
Trunk since it's too hot to wear drawers. I figured
he didn't need them. He still won't tell me the truth,
and he bought new drawers. What's really going on here? Sorry,
(02:33):
but this is crazy and your husband, really, your husband
should be ashamed he told you that because it was
a very bad lie, a very very bad lie, like
the worst lie ever. It was insulting. There could be
a couple of reasons to take your underwear off in
the car and put them under the seat, Like maybe
I don't know sex in the car, but who takes
(02:56):
them off in the car and puts them under the
seat because it's hot. That's what he told you all
the while he's driving, That's what he said. Now, that's
why his life made no sense. Where were his pants
when all this was going down? Does he expect us
to believe he was driving, took his underwear off, and
(03:16):
then he was driving naked? I mean, does this make
sense to you that this is so ridiculous? He did
tell the truth about one thing. I'll say that he
forgot about his underwear under the seat and he left
them in the car. That was the truth. Whatever he
was doing that made him take his underwear off in
the first place, is the truth, Like maybe he was
(03:38):
having sex in the car. He had sex in the
car and he took them off and put him under
the seat. So you can stop asking him because he's
never going to tell you the truth. You'll have to
draw your own conclusions. What do you think, Steve.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Let's just get to the letter, because I don't need
to go through all this. You're talking about your husband's
a hoarder and say everything and all that that come
in from the back door and take his clothes off
and you pick up behind him. And then you said
to keep all that in mind because there's an issue
that I want to run by you guys, See if
you can shed some light on what's going see here,
(04:17):
not here what I come in at, because what I
am is an expert on light shedding. See I shed
light better than anybody because I look at all angles
and potential angles. Well, you had to run to the store,
so you jumped in your husband's car. You had on
(04:38):
slides and you kept feeling some fabric hitting the back
of your foot. When I reached down, I pulled a
one pair of boxes from underneath the driver a seat.
You left them in the car and you got home
and you told him to go get them. It didn't
phase me then, because you was distracted with your two
year old that was six. Now here we go later
(05:01):
that night. This is how they do it, fellus. Later
that had night. I carved out time to drill him.
This is what I hate about women. They carve out
time to drill us. Oh God, I feel for this man.
(05:23):
What about what happened earlier? Is what he said? He
said he got hot while he was driving, and he
slid his drawers off and put him under his seat
instead of putting them in the passenger seat. Or are
you listen to me? You have any idea how hard
(05:50):
it is to slide your drawers off? Why are you driving?
Do you know how hard it is to get your
draws off sitting on the edge of the be You
know hard it is? And get your draws off sitting
(06:12):
in your office? Chill? Do you know how hard it
is to take your drawers off at the damn doctor's office?
It's hard to get your draws off. Now, let me
tell you what makes this so hard?
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Okay, hold on, Steve.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Okay, I'll hold on. But you do know that we
know there's a staring wheel over there too.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Yes, were his pants. All right, we'll have part two
of your response coming up at twenty three minutes after
the hour. Today's Strawberry letter. Subject his drawers were under
the driver's seat. We'll get back into it right after this.
You're listening Hardy Morning Show. All right, Steve, come on,
let's recap today's strawberry letter. The subject is his drawers
(07:01):
were under the driver's seat.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
This woman gets in her husband's car, taking the baby somewhere.
The baby sick. I guess I don't know going to
see this. She got on some flip flops. She feels
some fabric hitting her foot. She reached up under there
and it's a pair of boxer draws. She ain't got
no time to deal with that because the babysick. Later
on that night, she carves out time to drill him.
Here we go, told him that there's a pair of
(07:26):
drawers in the car, so he went out there and
got him. Later on, she says, explain to me why
a pair of one boxes was under your seat. He said,
let me get this right. He said he got hot
while he was driving and slid his drawers off and
(07:49):
put him under his seat. Fight boy, let me tell
you how hard that he is to do. This is
not really doable, okay, so let's stop this now. The
only way to get your draws off while you drive
(08:11):
is you have to have a knife. The only way
to get them draws off while you drive. And now
let me explain to you how it's done. You've got
to stick that knife between your body and your draws,
blade side up. You have to get that blade down
(08:34):
to the end of the thighpot and start cutting a
seam straight up to your belly button into the fabric pot.
Now that's one leg you got to make that same cut.
Put the knife down in between your body and your drawers.
(08:55):
Get to tip of that blade down there by the
end of your drawers. Punch up snake an other slick.
Now is the only way you can tag him draws off.
Why are you driving? Your problem is ain't no cuts
on them draws, which means you stepped out of them
(09:18):
somehow because the draws was intact. What you should have
said was I was using the drawers as a rag.
They was going out. I didn't want them no more.
(09:39):
So you got to wipe off because you just sliding
out them drawers while you're driving. Every man listening to
this is trying to figure out how he did that.
Why are you driving now? What makes it doubly hard
is you usually have on your pants hands. But now
(10:02):
let me explore this one level deeper. You know how
hot you got to be to take your damn draws
off your drawer. You ain't got no shoe left your
shirt on you. Dog, I done took my shoes off
because my feet was too hot. But dog, once your
(10:25):
ass is hot, it's bad time in the car driving naked. Brother.
So at one point while you driving, after you slide
them drawers off, you do realize at one point I
(10:46):
don't know how long you can take it. And they
don't do for little seats no more. Uh huh, your
ass is really hot now because skilled against lever and
you don't have one of them calls where they had
a seat cooler in the front. You got a seat
heater and a seat cooler. You don't seem like that
(11:07):
type of dude, So brouh you can tell I can
just tell this. I can't even really help you out
of this one down. Now, lady, let me help you
understand the probability of a man taking his draws off
while he driving a slim to damn near none. Do
(11:29):
you know how hot it would have to be. I
would have to pass out to want my drawers off.
Besides my assws used to being hot. There's one area
on my body that can handle the most heat. It's
the most importantly hard well, it's the most important parts
(11:51):
on my body, and they are able to handle the
most heat. That area down now is a heat conductory
designed to conduct heat. That's the line right, especially the
one in the center that is an automatic heat conductor.
(12:11):
It is so hot down there. If you put a
temperature prob down there, it's damn near pork. It's damn
there two oh five at all time. You can cook
a whole hoffle down there. I'm telling you what I know.
You can come up and do a brisket on the
shoulder down there if you slide it and the crackers go.
But you could actually kill our hem down there. That's
(12:32):
how hot it is down there. It is oven hotte.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
You can make.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
You can make bacon down there. You can do biscuits
down there if you ain't gonna like the way they taste,
but you can actually bake a biscuit. If you can
get it in the cracker, you're behard. That's how hot
it is down there. It has been not hot your
whole life. It ain't got so hot you to take
your draws off. It is a heat conducted down there.
It is a bunny. Why they call it your buns
because it's been down there cooking.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Hit us up on Instagram at Steve Harvey Fm to
comment on today's crazy Strawberry Letter. You can also check
out the Strawberry Letter podcast on the free iHeartRadio app,
coming up next.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
To his horse Talk and Watch.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show.
It is time now for today's Strawberry Letter, and if
you need advice on relationships, work, sex, parenting, and more,
please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve HAARBFM dot com
by clicking submit Strawberry Letter. We could be reading your
letter live on the air, just like we're going to
read this one right here, right now, and you never know,
it could be yours.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
It could be Buckle up and hold on tight. We
got it for you. Here. It is the Strawberry Letter.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Thank you, nephew. Subject his drawers were under the driver's seat.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
It's draws, not drawers. Draws are smart. What I said,
draws is what it is.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Dear Stephen Shirley, My husband is somewhat of a hoarder
and a pack rat. He can't seem to let go
of anything from his past. I mean nothing. We've been
married for five years and it's getting worse. My husband
comes in the back door from work and starts taking
his clothes off. When I get home, I pick up
behind him. If I didn't, the clothes would stay on
(01:04):
the floor. Keep all of that in mind, because there's
an issue that I want to run by you guys
and see if you can shed any light on what's
going on. Two days ago, I had to run to
the store, so I jumped in my husband's car. I
had on slides and I kept feeling some fabric hitting
the back of my foot. When I reached down, I
(01:25):
pulled a worn pair of boxers from underneath the driver's seat.
I left them in a car when I got home
and told him to go get them. It didn't FaZe
me then because I was distracted with our two year
old that was sick. Later that night, I carved out
time to drill him about what happened earlier. He said
(01:45):
he got hot while he was driving, and he slid
his drawers off and put them under his seat instead
of putting them in the passenger seat. He said, by
the time he got home, he forgot about them. I
went to find the drawer, and he said he threw
them away. Now this is the same man that never
likes to throw anything away, but he expects me to
(02:07):
believe he put them in the trash. I couldn't find
them in any garbage cans in the house or out back.
Later that night, I threw the rest of his drawers
in a garbage bag and put them in my car.
Trunk since it's too hot to wear drawers. I figured
he didn't need them. He still won't tell me the truth,
and he bought new drawers. What's really going on here? Sorry,
(02:33):
but this is crazy and your husband, really, your husband
should be ashamed he told you that because it was
a very bad lie, a very very bad lie, like
the worst lie ever. It was insulting. There could be
a couple of reasons to take your underwear off in
the car and put them under the seat, Like maybe
I don't know sex in the car, but who takes
(02:56):
them off in the car and puts them under the
seat because it's hot. That's what he told you all
the while he's driving, That's what he said. Now, that's
why his life made no sense. Where were his pants
when all this was going down? Does he expect us
to believe he was driving, took his underwear off, and
(03:16):
then he was driving naked? I mean, does this make
sense to you that this is so ridiculous? He did
tell the truth about one thing. I'll say that he
forgot about his underwear under the seat and he left
them in the car. That was the truth. Whatever he
was doing that made him take his underwear off in
the first place, is the truth, Like maybe he was
(03:38):
having sex in the car. He had sex in the
car and he took them off and put him under
the seat. So you can stop asking him because he's
never going to tell you the truth. You'll have to
draw your own conclusions. What do you think, Steve.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Let's just get to the letter, because I don't need
to go through all this. You're talking about your husband's
a hoarder and say everything and all that that come
in from the back door and take his clothes off
and you pick up behind him. And then you said
to keep all that in mind because there's an issue
that I want to run by you guys, See if
you can shed some light on what's going see here,
(04:17):
not here what I come in at, because what I
am is an expert on light shedding. See I shed
light better than anybody because I look at all angles
and potential angles. Well, you had to run to the store,
so you jumped in your husband's car. You had on
(04:38):
slides and you kept feeling some fabric hitting the back
of your foot. When I reached down, I pulled a
one pair of boxes from underneath the driver a seat.
You left them in the car and you got home
and you told him to go get them. It didn't
phase me then, because you was distracted with your two
year old that was six. Now here we go later
(05:01):
that night. This is how they do it, fellus. Later
that had night. I carved out time to drill him.
This is what I hate about women. They carve out
time to drill us. Oh God, I feel for this man.
(05:23):
What about what happened earlier? Is what he said? He
said he got hot while he was driving, and he
slid his drawers off and put him under his seat
instead of putting them in the passenger seat. Or are
you listen to me? You have any idea how hard
(05:50):
it is to slide your drawers off? Why are you driving?
Do you know how hard it is to get your
draws off sitting on the edge of the be You
know hard it is? And get your draws off sitting
(06:12):
in your office? Chill? Do you know how hard it
is to take your drawers off at the damn doctor's office?
It's hard to get your draws off. Now, let me
tell you what makes this so hard?
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Okay, hold on, Steve.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Okay, I'll hold on. But you do know that we
know there's a staring wheel over there too.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Yes, were his pants. All right, we'll have part two
of your response coming up at twenty three minutes after
the hour. Today's Strawberry letter. Subject his drawers were under
the driver's seat. We'll get back into it right after this.
You're listening Hardy Morning Show. All right, Steve, come on,
let's recap today's strawberry letter. The subject is his drawers
(07:01):
were under the driver's seat.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
This woman gets in her husband's car, taking the baby somewhere.
The baby sick. I guess I don't know going to
see this. She got on some flip flops. She feels
some fabric hitting her foot. She reached up under there
and it's a pair of boxer draws. She ain't got
no time to deal with that because the babysick. Later
on that night, she carves out time to drill him.
Here we go, told him that there's a pair of
(07:26):
drawers in the car, so he went out there and
got him. Later on, she says, explain to me why
a pair of one boxes was under your seat. He said,
let me get this right. He said he got hot
while he was driving and slid his drawers off and
(07:49):
put him under his seat. Fight boy, let me tell
you how hard that he is to do. This is
not really doable, okay, so let's stop this now. The
only way to get your draws off while you drive
(08:11):
is you have to have a knife. The only way
to get them draws off while you drive. And now
let me explain to you how it's done. You've got
to stick that knife between your body and your draws,
blade side up. You have to get that blade down
(08:34):
to the end of the thighpot and start cutting a
seam straight up to your belly button into the fabric pot.
Now that's one leg you got to make that same cut.
Put the knife down in between your body and your drawers.
(08:55):
Get to tip of that blade down there by the
end of your drawers. Punch up snake an other slick.
Now is the only way you can tag him draws off.
Why are you driving? Your problem is ain't no cuts
on them draws, which means you stepped out of them
(09:18):
somehow because the draws was intact. What you should have
said was I was using the drawers as a rag.
They was going out. I didn't want them no more.
(09:39):
So you got to wipe off because you just sliding
out them drawers while you're driving. Every man listening to
this is trying to figure out how he did that.
Why are you driving now? What makes it doubly hard
is you usually have on your pants hands. But now
(10:02):
let me explore this one level deeper. You know how
hot you got to be to take your damn draws
off your drawer. You ain't got no shoe left your
shirt on you. Dog, I done took my shoes off
because my feet was too hot. But dog, once your
(10:25):
ass is hot, it's bad time in the car driving naked. Brother.
So at one point while you driving, after you slide
them drawers off, you do realize at one point I
(10:46):
don't know how long you can take it. And they
don't do for little seats no more. Uh huh, your
ass is really hot now because skilled against lever and
you don't have one of them calls where they had
a seat cooler in the front. You got a seat
heater and a seat cooler. You don't seem like that
(11:07):
type of dude, So brouh you can tell I can
just tell this. I can't even really help you out
of this one down. Now, lady, let me help you
understand the probability of a man taking his draws off
while he driving a slim to damn near none. Do
(11:29):
you know how hot it would have to be. I
would have to pass out to want my drawers off.
Besides my assws used to being hot. There's one area
on my body that can handle the most heat. It's
the most importantly hard well, it's the most important parts
(11:51):
on my body, and they are able to handle the
most heat. That area down now is a heat conductory
designed to conduct heat. That's the line right, especially the
one in the center that is an automatic heat conductor.
(12:11):
It is so hot down there. If you put a
temperature prob down there, it's damn near pork. It's damn
there two oh five at all time. You can cook
a whole hoffle down there. I'm telling you what I know.
You can come up and do a brisket on the
shoulder down there if you slide it and the crackers go.
But you could actually kill our hem down there. That's
(12:32):
how hot it is down there. It is oven hotte.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
You can make.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
You can make bacon down there. You can do biscuits
down there if you ain't gonna like the way they taste,
but you can actually bake a biscuit. If you can
get it in the cracker, you're behard. That's how hot
it is down there. It has been not hot your
whole life. It ain't got so hot you to take
your draws off. It is a heat conducted down there.
It is a bunny. Why they call it your buns
because it's been down there cooking.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Hit us up on Instagram at Steve Harvey Fm to
comment on today's crazy Strawberry Letter. You can also check
out the Strawberry Letter podcast on the free iHeartRadio app,
coming up next.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
To his horse Talk and Watch.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
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