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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is time now for today's Strawberry Letter, and if
you need advice on relationships, work, sex, parenting, and more,
please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve HARVEYFM dot com
and click submit Strawberry Letter. We could be reading your
letter live on the air, just like we're going to
read this one right here, right now, and you never know,
it could be yours.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
It could be yours. Buckle up and hold on time.
We got it for you. Here it is Strawberry Letter.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Thank you. A few subjects. I heard him because he
scared me. Dear Stephen Shirley, my husband and I had
two kids before we graduated from high school. We did
what everyone said we could not do. We got married,
we raised our children, and we're still in love. We
are reclaiming our youth, and our children are sick of
(00:47):
us because we have run into them at nightclubs, bars
and the strip club once. We both just turned fifty
and we both work from home, so we have a
ball together.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Weed as legal in.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Our states, so we just started smoking weed and doing
edibles because we have very stressful jobs. I love drinking wine,
but my husband doesn't care for alcohol. Last Saturday, I
got a box of wine, and I had about four glasses.
My husband had half a glass. His friend brought over
a bag of gummy bear edibles, and my husband ate.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
A few, but I had a lot more.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
I started feeling the gumbies, so I went to lie down.
It got dark and the bed was feeling good, and
the house was quiet. I figured my husband left to
hang out with his friend. Around nine pm, I heard
a noise in the other bedroom and jumped up. I
couldn't see anything because it was pitch black in the house.
(01:43):
The room was spinning from the wine, and I from
the wine I had, and the edible was still in
my system. I grabbed three wooden hangers from the closet,
and I could see a figure in our guest room,
so I went to swinging. I hit, and I hit,
and I hit, and then I ran back to my
room and locked the door. My husband was yelling to
(02:05):
call nine to one one because he had just gotten attacked.
I opened the door slowly and laughed because I had
just attacked him. He was not laughing, and he wanted
to press charges. I swore that I didn't know it
was him, and I was terrified. He is so mad
at me I'll never do edibles again. Why can't he
(02:25):
understand why I attacked him. I'm so glad you said
you'll never do edibles again, because you certainly don't need to,
and your husband doesn't need to do anything either. This
could have been way worse than it was. You both
could have gotten hurt. It could have been one of
your kids in the other room. You got out of
it unscathed, but your husband caught it from you. That's
(02:48):
why he's so mad. I mean, it's self explanatory. Now, yes,
he should, and he could be more understanding about the
fact that you reacted out of fear in the house
that night. You said it was pitch black dark, but
you beat him with hangers. You said, I hit, and
I hit and I hit. That's a lot, and I'm
sure it hurt. Hopefully, you know, time will heal and
(03:10):
he'll forgive you. Maybe hopefully he will, but you got
to give him time. So in the meantime, you need
to flush all those edibles and all that weed down
the toilet, and no more wine for you. I'm glad
you said it yourself, Steve.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
I can't even believe you tried to seriously address this
ragged ass letter. That's what you know you was actually
trying to giel sounded like to the damn food that
is letter don't make no damn sense now, isn't right here?
This this letter right here, this is the dumbest one
we didne had in a while. This one is dumb
(03:44):
right here now all is this whole letter that I
hurt him because he scared me. That's what the tyler
letterie is. But let's just go down to what's really
wrong your hu. My husband and I had two kids
before we graduated.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
From high school. God, no, that's hard, man.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
I mean, that's a lot of people now now you
know people have children in high school. Ain't nothing that happens.
But didn't that make you go, damn? Two kids while
in high school?
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Whoa damn damn?
Speaker 3 (04:18):
And we did what everybody said we wouldn't do. We
got married, raised our children, and we're still in love.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Now Here.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
The problem with the letter we reclaiming our youth, that
our children are sick of.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Us because we have run into them at.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Nightclubs, bars and strip club once we both turned fifty
and we both worked from home while y'all.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Still at the club.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Though at fifty I'm telling you right now, there's some
people in trouble right now, right now that's in the
fifty still party, because you're having too much fun, and
I want you all to I understand what fun is.
(05:01):
Fun is an acronym. I talked this to my children
a while back. They said, Dad, we're going out after
the fight. I say, where you're going. I said, I'm
going back to the hotel. Man, I'm gonna get me
some room, serface, I'm going to bed. We was in Vegas.
My sons we going out and saying, man, y'all be
careful out there. It was already midnight when the fight
was over. We leaving Timobilreena. They said, we're going out
(05:23):
and said, I said, we're gonna have some fun. I said, son,
it's a little bit late for fun. I had enough
fun at the fight. But if you keep having fun,
fun is an acronym because if you keep having fun,
fun actually stands for it's effed up now. That's what
(05:44):
f you in stands for, It's effed up now. If
you keep on having fun, it always gets to a
point like if you stay at the club till it closed, Yep,
it's effed up now. If you keep riding the roller
coaster over and over when you went and got something there,
and keep riding now and now it ain't fun no more.
It's fed up now. And that's what didn't happen to them.
(06:07):
Weed is legally in our state. So we just started
smoking weed and doing the animals because we have streuss
at fifty.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
You just started smoking weed at fifty. Damn y'all. Stupid man. Y'all, y'all.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
I love drinking wine, but my husband don't care for alcohol.
Now here, what I know what we're talking about a
certain economic level. Last Saturday, I got a box of
wine and had a box of wine.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
No, hang on, hang on, Steve, we'll have in a
while of your response coming up. Spanada at twenty three
minutes after today's Strawberry letter, subjects I heard him because
he scared me. We'll get back into it right after this.
You're listening morning show, All right, Come on, Steve, let's
(06:56):
recap today's Strawberry letter. The subject is I heard him
because he scared me.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
This letter is ridiculous. Sureley tried to help him. I
can't two people in the head in high school. It
had two babies in high school before they graduated. Damn,
that's what That's what you have to say to that.
One baby, we understood, but two babies, damn.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
And then y'all did what everybody said you weren't gonna do.
You got married anyway, y'all still in love, but y'all
recapturing your youth. And your children are sick of y'all
because y'all ran up into my nightclub balls and troop
club and we both turned fifty and we both work
from home and we have a ball together.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Then she said, weed is legally in our state.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
So we just started smoking weed and doing edibles because
we have very stressful job.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Didn't you just say you work from house?
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Yeah, how stressful is your job if you're working from home?
And why did you start smoking weed at fifty? Y'all stupid?
I love drinking wine, but my husband don't care for alcohol.
Last Saturday, here I go. This wasn't no this pole,
this some boat mess right here.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Last Saturday, I got a box of wine. I't heard
that in a while.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
Like I said, before we left, you should have got
yourself some spanyarda and some anti green springs and just
really just set it out and had yourself a wonderful
hood ass time. Y'all familiar with Annie Green Springs? No,
Anti Green springs is wine.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Surely, okay, it's a heavy just okay, don't worry about it.
You know what spada is, though you have heard of spanyata? Sorry?
Speaker 3 (08:35):
No, okay anyway, And I had about four glasses.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
My husband had half a glass.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
His freeing bought over a bag of gummy bad edibles,
and my husband ate a few, but I had a
lot more, and I started feeling these gummies. So then
I went to lay down. It was dark in the
bed and I was feeling good and the house was quiet,
so I figured my husband had left out with his friend.
Around nine pm, I heard a noise in the other bedroom.
Jumped up.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
I couldn't see anything because it was pitch black in
the house.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
The room was spinning from the wine, and I had
the edible was steal in my system. I grabbed three
wooden hangers from the closet. That is not a good weapon.
If you hear a noise in the house and you
get up to inspected, what is three wooden hangers gonna do?
Speaker 2 (09:22):
This was an edible decision you made right here if
Weed had you thinking that these this.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
Is I could see a figure in our guest room.
So I went to swing and I hit, I hit,
I hit, and then I ran back to my room
and locked the door.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
What my husband was yelling to? Call nine one one
because he had just got attacked?
Speaker 3 (09:48):
How high are y'all? Let me stop doing? How high
is these people? You done grabbed three wooden hangers red
and in the next room of your house start beating
your husband. You don't realize nowhere in the hollering that
this is your husband. Your husband, holler, call nine one one.
(10:11):
I'm being attacked.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Dog?
Speaker 3 (10:14):
Who you getting your ass whooped in your house? And
you hollering to who? Called nine one one?
Speaker 2 (10:20):
How high are y'all?
Speaker 3 (10:24):
Right?
Speaker 2 (10:24):
How high can you be? Because he had just got attacked.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
I opened the door slowly and laughed because I had
just attacked him. Oh you laughing? I'm surprised that I've
seen that on a lot of people.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Smoke Weed laughed. He was not laughing, and he wanted
to press charges. What went right there?
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Wait?
Speaker 3 (10:49):
Wait, wait what the letter was already stupid? And then
women he ain't laughing, so now he want to press charges?
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Beat down high high?
Speaker 3 (11:00):
Are y'all what black man see? This is what we
don't do. What black man is going to call the
police on his wife? What black man, you know, call
the police to the house.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Right.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
I swore that I didn't know it was him, and
I was terrified.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
He's so mad at me. I'll never do edibles again. Well,
that's a great decision. You need to stop doing edibles.
You need to quit smoking weed, and y'all need to
quit buying that damn wine in that box. Why can't
he understand? Why tackt him? Why are you writing us?
(11:43):
Don't nobody out here on the Steve Harvey Radio Show
listening audience even give a damn about this letter? That
all we know is y'all own ass had got to
stop smoking weed, doing edibles and drinking wine.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
See, you just started at fifty. You can't come back
and all this stuff.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
Y'all doing too much, y'all at the strip club, running
into your kids. You fifty, you pass strip club age,
barb nightclub.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
You past the age. You you missed your childhood. You
can't do it no more.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
You can you can. You can go to a bar,
but you gotta go to a bar. This age related.
You probably need to go to a tavern or something.
Yeah yeah, man, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. You know,
see because they real regular people. Because you buying box
of wine and all this head and hand four blastes,
(12:43):
so just going to live a regular life. You start
acting more of an adult.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
You.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
I can't help you, know, I don't give a damn.
Stop doing drugs and drinking and cut some lights on
in that.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Day pitch black in the out. Leave your comments, Leave
your comments on Today's Strawberry Letter on Instagram and Facebook
at Steve Harvey FM and check out the Strawberry Letter
podcast on the free iHeartRadio app. Coming up next to this,
Junior and pimp in with Sports Talk. Right after this,
(13:17):
you're listening to Harvey Morning Show.
It is time now for today's Strawberry Letter, and if
you need advice on relationships, work, sex, parenting, and more,
please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve HARVEYFM dot com
and click submit Strawberry Letter. We could be reading your
letter live on the air, just like we're going to
read this one right here, right now, and you never know,
it could be yours.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
It could be yours. Buckle up and hold on time.
We got it for you. Here it is Strawberry Letter.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Thank you. A few subjects. I heard him because he
scared me. Dear Stephen Shirley, my husband and I had
two kids before we graduated from high school. We did
what everyone said we could not do. We got married,
we raised our children, and we're still in love. We
are reclaiming our youth, and our children are sick of
(00:47):
us because we have run into them at nightclubs, bars
and the strip club once. We both just turned fifty
and we both work from home, so we have a
ball together.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Weed as legal in.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Our states, so we just started smoking weed and doing
edibles because we have very stressful jobs. I love drinking wine,
but my husband doesn't care for alcohol. Last Saturday, I
got a box of wine, and I had about four glasses.
My husband had half a glass. His friend brought over
a bag of gummy bear edibles, and my husband ate.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
A few, but I had a lot more.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
I started feeling the gumbies, so I went to lie down.
It got dark and the bed was feeling good, and
the house was quiet. I figured my husband left to
hang out with his friend. Around nine pm, I heard
a noise in the other bedroom and jumped up. I
couldn't see anything because it was pitch black in the house.
(01:43):
The room was spinning from the wine, and I from
the wine I had, and the edible was still in
my system. I grabbed three wooden hangers from the closet,
and I could see a figure in our guest room,
so I went to swinging. I hit, and I hit,
and I hit, and then I ran back to my
room and locked the door. My husband was yelling to
(02:05):
call nine to one one because he had just gotten attacked.
I opened the door slowly and laughed because I had
just attacked him. He was not laughing, and he wanted
to press charges. I swore that I didn't know it
was him, and I was terrified. He is so mad
at me I'll never do edibles again. Why can't he
(02:25):
understand why I attacked him. I'm so glad you said
you'll never do edibles again, because you certainly don't need to,
and your husband doesn't need to do anything either. This
could have been way worse than it was. You both
could have gotten hurt. It could have been one of
your kids in the other room. You got out of
it unscathed, but your husband caught it from you. That's
(02:48):
why he's so mad. I mean, it's self explanatory. Now, yes,
he should, and he could be more understanding about the
fact that you reacted out of fear in the house
that night. You said it was pitch black dark, but
you beat him with hangers. You said, I hit, and
I hit and I hit. That's a lot, and I'm
sure it hurt. Hopefully, you know, time will heal and
(03:10):
he'll forgive you. Maybe hopefully he will, but you got
to give him time. So in the meantime, you need
to flush all those edibles and all that weed down
the toilet, and no more wine for you. I'm glad
you said it yourself, Steve.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
I can't even believe you tried to seriously address this
ragged ass letter. That's what you know you was actually
trying to giel sounded like to the damn food that
is letter don't make no damn sense now, isn't right here?
This this letter right here, this is the dumbest one
we didne had in a while. This one is dumb
(03:44):
right here now all is this whole letter that I
hurt him because he scared me. That's what the tyler
letterie is. But let's just go down to what's really
wrong your hu. My husband and I had two kids
before we graduated.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
From high school. God, no, that's hard, man.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
I mean, that's a lot of people now now you
know people have children in high school. Ain't nothing that happens.
But didn't that make you go, damn? Two kids while
in high school?
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Whoa damn damn?
Speaker 3 (04:18):
And we did what everybody said we wouldn't do. We
got married, raised our children, and we're still in love.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Now Here.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
The problem with the letter we reclaiming our youth, that
our children are sick of.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Us because we have run into them at.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Nightclubs, bars and strip club once we both turned fifty
and we both worked from home while y'all.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Still at the club.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Though at fifty I'm telling you right now, there's some
people in trouble right now, right now that's in the
fifty still party, because you're having too much fun, and
I want you all to I understand what fun is.
(05:01):
Fun is an acronym. I talked this to my children
a while back. They said, Dad, we're going out after
the fight. I say, where you're going. I said, I'm
going back to the hotel. Man, I'm gonna get me
some room, serface, I'm going to bed. We was in Vegas.
My sons we going out and saying, man, y'all be
careful out there. It was already midnight when the fight
was over. We leaving Timobilreena. They said, we're going out
(05:23):
and said, I said, we're gonna have some fun. I said, son,
it's a little bit late for fun. I had enough
fun at the fight. But if you keep having fun,
fun is an acronym because if you keep having fun,
fun actually stands for it's effed up now. That's what
(05:44):
f you in stands for, It's effed up now. If
you keep on having fun, it always gets to a
point like if you stay at the club till it closed, Yep,
it's effed up now. If you keep riding the roller
coaster over and over when you went and got something there,
and keep riding now and now it ain't fun no more.
It's fed up now. And that's what didn't happen to them.
(06:07):
Weed is legally in our state. So we just started
smoking weed and doing the animals because we have streuss
at fifty.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
You just started smoking weed at fifty. Damn y'all. Stupid man. Y'all, y'all.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
I love drinking wine, but my husband don't care for alcohol.
Now here, what I know what we're talking about a
certain economic level. Last Saturday, I got a box of
wine and had a box of wine.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
No, hang on, hang on, Steve, we'll have in a
while of your response coming up. Spanada at twenty three
minutes after today's Strawberry letter, subjects I heard him because
he scared me. We'll get back into it right after this.
You're listening morning show, All right, Come on, Steve, let's
(06:56):
recap today's Strawberry letter. The subject is I heard him
because he scared me.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
This letter is ridiculous. Sureley tried to help him. I
can't two people in the head in high school. It
had two babies in high school before they graduated. Damn,
that's what That's what you have to say to that.
One baby, we understood, but two babies, damn.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
And then y'all did what everybody said you weren't gonna do.
You got married anyway, y'all still in love, but y'all
recapturing your youth. And your children are sick of y'all
because y'all ran up into my nightclub balls and troop
club and we both turned fifty and we both work
from home and we have a ball together.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Then she said, weed is legally in our state.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
So we just started smoking weed and doing edibles because
we have very stressful job.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Didn't you just say you work from house?
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Yeah, how stressful is your job if you're working from home?
And why did you start smoking weed at fifty? Y'all stupid?
I love drinking wine, but my husband don't care for alcohol.
Last Saturday, here I go. This wasn't no this pole,
this some boat mess right here.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Last Saturday, I got a box of wine. I't heard
that in a while.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
Like I said, before we left, you should have got
yourself some spanyarda and some anti green springs and just
really just set it out and had yourself a wonderful
hood ass time. Y'all familiar with Annie Green Springs? No,
Anti Green springs is wine.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Surely, okay, it's a heavy just okay, don't worry about it.
You know what spada is, though you have heard of spanyata? Sorry?
Speaker 3 (08:35):
No, okay anyway, And I had about four glasses.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
My husband had half a glass.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
His freeing bought over a bag of gummy bad edibles,
and my husband ate a few, but I had a
lot more, and I started feeling these gummies. So then
I went to lay down. It was dark in the
bed and I was feeling good and the house was quiet,
so I figured my husband had left out with his friend.
Around nine pm, I heard a noise in the other bedroom.
Jumped up.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
I couldn't see anything because it was pitch black in
the house.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
The room was spinning from the wine, and I had
the edible was steal in my system. I grabbed three
wooden hangers from the closet. That is not a good weapon.
If you hear a noise in the house and you
get up to inspected, what is three wooden hangers gonna do?
Speaker 2 (09:22):
This was an edible decision you made right here if
Weed had you thinking that these this.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
Is I could see a figure in our guest room.
So I went to swing and I hit, I hit,
I hit, and then I ran back to my room
and locked the door.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
What my husband was yelling to? Call nine one one
because he had just got attacked?
Speaker 3 (09:48):
How high are y'all? Let me stop doing? How high
is these people? You done grabbed three wooden hangers red
and in the next room of your house start beating
your husband. You don't realize nowhere in the hollering that
this is your husband. Your husband, holler, call nine one one.
(10:11):
I'm being attacked.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Dog?
Speaker 3 (10:14):
Who you getting your ass whooped in your house? And
you hollering to who? Called nine one one?
Speaker 2 (10:20):
How high are y'all?
Speaker 3 (10:24):
Right?
Speaker 2 (10:24):
How high can you be? Because he had just got attacked.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
I opened the door slowly and laughed because I had
just attacked him. Oh you laughing? I'm surprised that I've
seen that on a lot of people.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Smoke Weed laughed. He was not laughing, and he wanted
to press charges. What went right there?
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Wait?
Speaker 3 (10:49):
Wait, wait what the letter was already stupid? And then
women he ain't laughing, so now he want to press charges?
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Beat down high high?
Speaker 3 (11:00):
Are y'all what black man see? This is what we
don't do. What black man is going to call the
police on his wife? What black man, you know, call
the police to the house.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Right.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
I swore that I didn't know it was him, and
I was terrified.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
He's so mad at me. I'll never do edibles again. Well,
that's a great decision. You need to stop doing edibles.
You need to quit smoking weed, and y'all need to
quit buying that damn wine in that box. Why can't
he understand? Why tackt him? Why are you writing us?
(11:43):
Don't nobody out here on the Steve Harvey Radio Show
listening audience even give a damn about this letter? That
all we know is y'all own ass had got to
stop smoking weed, doing edibles and drinking wine.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
See, you just started at fifty. You can't come back
and all this stuff.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
Y'all doing too much, y'all at the strip club, running
into your kids. You fifty, you pass strip club age,
barb nightclub.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
You past the age. You you missed your childhood. You
can't do it no more.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
You can you can. You can go to a bar,
but you gotta go to a bar. This age related.
You probably need to go to a tavern or something.
Yeah yeah, man, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. You know,
see because they real regular people. Because you buying box
of wine and all this head and hand four blastes,
(12:43):
so just going to live a regular life. You start
acting more of an adult.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
You.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
I can't help you, know, I don't give a damn.
Stop doing drugs and drinking and cut some lights on
in that.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Day pitch black in the out. Leave your comments, Leave
your comments on Today's Strawberry Letter on Instagram and Facebook
at Steve Harvey FM and check out the Strawberry Letter
podcast on the free iHeartRadio app. Coming up next to this,
Junior and pimp in with Sports Talk. Right after this,
(13:17):
you're listening to Harvey Morning Show.
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