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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need
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Speaker 2 (00:19):
Buckle up, hold on tight. We got it for you. Here.
It is the Strawberry Letter.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Thank you, nephew. Subject. I think I'm playing with fire.
Here's Stephen Shirley. I'm an older single man and I'm
very nice looking, not your typical old cornball pops type.
Dating is hard for me because most women my age
have let themselves go and look matronly. I love online
dating sites and I have a great time meeting and
hooking up with various women. Recently, a thirty year old
(00:48):
bombshell sent me a message to say that she was
looking for a little financial help in exchange for some
confidential fun. So we have met up for lip service
a few times, and that we've never gone all the way.
I give her a little extra money for bills and
you know, to get her hair done and her nails done,
and she's happy, but here's my problem. She asked me
(01:12):
to do her a big favor, and I agree to it.
She told me that her mom is single, gorgeous and
a lot of fun, but she is trouble meeting good men.
She asked me to escort her mom to a galap
as her date. She told her mom that I am
her coworker's dad, and she showed her a picture of me.
(01:32):
She showed me a picture of her mom too. I
took her mom to the galap and we had a
great time, talking, laughing and dancing. We are the same
age and we have a lot in common. After the
galab she invited me in for a nightcap. We have
been drinking wine all night, so one thing led to
another and I ended up spending the night with her.
(01:55):
I must say that we're compatible in the bedroom too.
I think I want to keep seeing this woman, but
I don't want to mess it up with what I
have with her daughter. They can give me two different
and very pleasurable experiences. Besides, the daughter is only in
it for the money. What do you think Can I
get away with it? Or am I playing with fire?
(02:16):
Please help now. I don't think you're gonna be able
to get away with this one. Their mother and daughter.
You know they're gonna talk. Yeah, you're playing with fire
if you're not honest. And if you get greedy, which
is what you're doing, what are you doing? You're being
greedy now, I mean, you know. And the only one
really who's gonna be mad in this whole thing, I
(02:38):
think is the daughter, because like you say, she's only
in it for the money, and if you stop the
money then she probably will be mad. So in this case,
I think it's okay. I think you need to be honest, open,
and honest with the daughter. You said you haven't slept
with the daughter. You guys have had lip service, met
up for lip service, So I'm assuming you've kissed the
(02:59):
daughter and that's all. So that should make it a
little easier because you guys haven't gone all the way.
I say, in this particular case, life is short. I
think this situation is different because you guys are the
same age. You're very compatible. As you say, you have
a lot in common. You enjoy each other's company, you're
compatible in the bedroom. You do want to keep seeing her.
(03:22):
But then here's the greedy part. When you say you
don't want to mess it up, mess up what you
have with the daughter? What do you have with the daughter?
You're the daughter, sugar daddy, all right, you're the daughter
sugar daddy. That's what you are. You didn't say how
old you are, but the daughter's thirty, so I'm assuming
you're in your fifties or sixties here. So you know,
if you're going to be open and honest and not greedy,
(03:44):
this situation can work if the mom agrees to it.
If not, you think you can have your cake and
eat it too. It's not gonna work, and it's gonna
backfire and you won't have either of them.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Steeves, there's a tough one.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Do.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Let me just start at I think I'm playing with five? Well,
what the hell you think it for? Cause y'all asked, no,
I ain't know what I think. You're grown man. You're
an oldest single man. I'm very nice looking, not your
typical old cornball pop type. Okay, now you know that's
(04:22):
an opinion.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
That's just an opinion. You know.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Ain't ain't nothing in this letter After you said you
was nice looking, they ain't come up no more. The
daughter ain't said, oh my god, he find the mama
ain't said, oh my.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
God, you find it ain't come up no more? Dog?
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Well, but you know I don't like me and talking
about how nice they look. I just don't like that.
You know, I'm a good strong man. I'm a strong
but you'll be that I'm talking about nice looking try
to give a damn.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
I don't like dudes like that. You know.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Dating is hard for me because most women in my
age had let themselves go and look matronly.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Matron What is that like? Oh like a nun?
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Well, yeah, like an older woman. Maybe you know what
is matron put on a couple of pounds.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
But what do matronly mean?
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Somebody see not sexy?
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Okay, somebody give me the definition of Webster definition of
matrolly so I can get into this what.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
I need to you know, like your mother, not your girlfriend.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
I love online dating sites. I've had great time meeting
hooking up with various women. Then it's thirty year old bombshell.
Since you a message to say she was looking for
a little financial help in exchange for some confidential fund.
What Okay, I'm the man. Wait see matronly and confidential fund.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
The definition of matronly says having the attributes of a matron.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
See what the teacher told me in school was you
can't define.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
A word with the word exactly exactly.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
But now you dating the older woman that look matroally,
and now you have met this young girl. She wanted
to do some financial help in exchange for some confidential fund.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
So we'd have met up for lip service a few times.
And that's it.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
So y'all kiss it, y'all kissing now we ain't never
gone all the way. I'll give her extra money for
bills to get her hand and nails done, and she
is happy for kissing.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
You're paying bills for kissing.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
All right? Hang on, Steve, hang on, don't Why are
you mad at him?
Speaker 2 (06:42):
And we paying bills for kissing? All right? Look, I'm
telling you right now.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
We'll have part two of Steve's response coming up a
twenty three after the hour. Right after this, you're listening
Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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Speaker 1 (07:30):
All right, Steve, come on, let's recap today's strawberry letters. Subject.
I think I'm playing with fire.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
All right, we're back. We're playing with fine now who.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
That's what this letter is because I have a couple
of clarifications I got on the break. Now, this nice
looking man who just nice looking, just to his damn self,
didn't met this woman online.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
That's a thirty year old bombshield.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
They done got to talking, now what he normally beat
women his own age who are matronly. Now, Matronly, according
to the dictionary, is relating to our characteristics of a
stag or conservative, conservatively dressed, older married woman, especially one
(08:19):
with a somewhat heavy beild. She looks matronly in a
putty colored tweet two piece.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Okay, that's no, that's the definition of matrons.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Let me give you another one, too, Steve. A female
animal kept for breeding.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Okay, yes, it's a little too hard.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Shure, I can't believe you did that.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Well, sure, we don't want that work famous that.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
We're just doing jokes right now, so you'll get a picture.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
Well, I hooked up a verious when recently she met
this thirty year old bombs shall send me a message
said she was looking for a little financial help in
exchange for some confidential fund. So we've that up for
flip service a few times, and that's it. We've never
gone all the way.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Now. I was thinking lip service is just kissing me too.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Well, on the break, I've been enlightened. Lip service it's
something else. Oh, it's when the two people provide pleasure
with their lips. And so they met up for lip service.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
This is molding kissing.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
Now they're providing pleasure for one another with their lips.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
That's what this is.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Oh that changes, hey, But she and he said it
just a few times and that's it. We've never gone
all the way. I'll give you a little extra money
for bill. Now understand these bill paying now.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
First, Yeah, at first I thought y'all was just kissing.
You can't get bill money for kissing. But for that,
oh yeah, you get you get the car caught.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
Up with grocer groceries hell, yeah, what you need your
assurance policy?
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Laught, Well, we get that right back for you. Wow,
n I got you kids school clothes.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
Yeah, okay, So now anyway, well anyway, but here's the problem.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
She asked me to do her big favorite. I agreed
to do it.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
She told me that her mom is single, gorgeous and
a lot of fun, but she has trouble meeting good men.
So she asked me to ask her their mom to
a gala as her date. She told me told her
mama that I'm her coworker's dad, and she showed her
a picture of me. She showed me a picture of
mom too. I took a mom to the gala. We
(10:48):
had a good time talking. They would limp services. They
were just talking, laughing down ha ha and dancing.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Then and they the.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
Same age and they got a lot in common. Well,
after the gala was over, she invited me in for
a night cap.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
They drinking. Now y'all been drinking wine all night? What
the night cap for? To cap off the night? Yes, sir,
So now y'all in there capping off nights, and one thing.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
Led to another. This is my favorite party. Strawbery letters.
How they always say so one thing led to another.
I ended up spending night with her. So now you
just slept with the mama. Now I must say that
we're compatible. We're compatible in the bedroom too. I think
I want to keep seeing this woman, but I don't
want to mess up what I have with her daughter,
(11:41):
because they can give me two very different and pleasurable experiences. Boy,
looker here, Besides, the daughter is only in it for money.
What do you think can I get away with it?
Am I playing with fire? Please help well, dog, Now
that we understand what's really going on, you having one
(12:02):
type of sex with the daughter and you're having all
the way sex with the mama. The daughter just in
it for money, but you happen to think that the
mama is fly more. You may could have found someone,
but the problem here is, Dog, you ain't found nothing.
Because see, Dog, you really an old player and you
(12:22):
like playing. Because even in your letter you said I
have a great time meeting and hooking up with various
women online. So now you got these two women here.
One of them does something for you physically and don't
go all the way, and the other one go all
the way. But you like the mama, but you don't
(12:44):
want to mess up what you have with the daughter
because she just in it for money. Found here's what
I could tell you. Stay with the mama because the mama.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Is cheaper, that's why.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
And the mama broke it all the way off for free. See,
ain't no need to you? No, let me explain.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
So are you for real?
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Is well?
Speaker 3 (13:15):
I'm just on the rear. You cannot make this work. Tall,
it cannot work. But on because dog, it can't work, Tommy,
let me come back and tell you why I can't work.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
I got something to ask if you own man?
Speaker 1 (13:27):
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with fire. We'll be right back at forty six after
(13:48):
the hour. Right after this, you're listening to the Steve
Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 4 (13:54):
At the Salvation Army. Love gives beyond situation and season.
While are sparkling and temperatures are dropping, you can be
the difference for a family in need right in your
local community. Your donation puts presents under the tree today
and food on the table all year long, warm hearts
(14:14):
and homes beyond the Christmas season. By donating twenty five
dollars a month at Salvation ARMYUSA dot org, help a
neighbor in need through the holidays and beyond.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
All Right, Stein, you wanted to finish the strawberry letters subject.
I think I'm playing with fire about this older Guyland.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
This man loves online Dayton. He's an old player. He
got this girl he met online. Thirty year old Bombshell
said they can have some confidential fun. He didnet got
together with the girl and they provide each other with
lift service. Mean that they haven't different, just sex. He's
been giving her money and stuff for it. It's been
(14:54):
going real well. Did she ask him to do her
a favor take her mama to a gala? He showed
him picture mama. She liked the mama showed the mama
picture of hers, said this one of her coworkers.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Daddies.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
She know you all, and so you said, yeah, met
the mama. She fined, y'all went out, had a good
time got to drink, and she invites you in for
a drink. You end up spending the night with the mama,
and you enjoy the mama. You really like the mama.
Y'all compatible in bed, and y'all got a lot in common.
You're laughing and stuff. Now you're trying to figure out
because you've been breaking off this money to this young
girl who's providing you with this lip service, and you're
(15:27):
providing her with lip service.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Y'all, just don't go all the way.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
That Now you want to know if you can make
both of them work. Dog, this ain't gonna work. Women
always know, they know, Dog, they gonna find out. Now,
what's your question, Tom?
Speaker 5 (15:46):
If I'm the dude, I didn't invest it way too
much in this first girl. I got stock in there.
Now you know see what I'm saying. I got to
get broke off for I leave at least too. I
just I spent too much money, way too much money, man,
with this this whole this halfway thing we do.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
We got to finish this off before I get over
here to mama.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
WHOA don't you think I almost secesh?
Speaker 2 (16:11):
He said.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
He wanted to ask a question.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
See this is why it won't work because men have
stupid logic when it comes to the way they think
about set. This is some dumb ass logic. Did not
just tell you that they gonna find out why y'all
always looking at each other like that.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
That's gonna come out.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
All you can do.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
The only chance you got is to tell how you
really met the daughter. But that's if you wanted to
keep the mama. Your problem in you trying to keep
the mama. Your problem is you trying to keep them both.
And if you try to keep them both, it's gonna
end miserably for you. But if you just try to
(16:59):
keep the mama, you'd have to give up something, and
you ain't willing to do that because you enjoy online dating.
You said that, and you don't want to have nobody.
You ain't looking for nobody. You enjoy online dayting. You
lead various women's so, dog, that's what you are, So
just tell them that's what you are, and going about
your business. Because you try to keep both of them,
(17:20):
you're gonna get busted and they're gonna probably kill you.
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Time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need
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Buckle up, hold on tight. We got it for you. Here.
It is the Strawberry Letter.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Thank you, nephew. Subject. I think I'm playing with fire.
Here's Stephen Shirley. I'm an older single man and I'm
very nice looking, not your typical old cornball pops type.
Dating is hard for me because most women my age
have let themselves go and look matronly. I love online
dating sites and I have a great time meeting and
hooking up with various women. Recently, a thirty year old
(00:48):
bombshell sent me a message to say that she was
looking for a little financial help in exchange for some
confidential fun. So we have met up for lip service
a few times, and that we've never gone all the way.
I give her a little extra money for bills and
you know, to get her hair done and her nails done,
and she's happy, but here's my problem. She asked me
(01:12):
to do her a big favor, and I agree to it.
She told me that her mom is single, gorgeous and
a lot of fun, but she is trouble meeting good men.
She asked me to escort her mom to a galap
as her date. She told her mom that I am
her coworker's dad, and she showed her a picture of me.
(01:32):
She showed me a picture of her mom too. I
took her mom to the galap and we had a
great time, talking, laughing and dancing. We are the same
age and we have a lot in common. After the
galab she invited me in for a nightcap. We have
been drinking wine all night, so one thing led to
another and I ended up spending the night with her.
(01:55):
I must say that we're compatible in the bedroom too.
I think I want to keep seeing this woman, but
I don't want to mess it up with what I
have with her daughter. They can give me two different
and very pleasurable experiences. Besides, the daughter is only in
it for the money. What do you think Can I
get away with it? Or am I playing with fire?
(02:16):
Please help now. I don't think you're gonna be able
to get away with this one. Their mother and daughter.
You know they're gonna talk. Yeah, you're playing with fire
if you're not honest. And if you get greedy, which
is what you're doing, what are you doing? You're being
greedy now, I mean, you know. And the only one
really who's gonna be mad in this whole thing, I
(02:38):
think is the daughter, because like you say, she's only
in it for the money, and if you stop the
money then she probably will be mad. So in this case,
I think it's okay. I think you need to be honest, open,
and honest with the daughter. You said you haven't slept
with the daughter. You guys have had lip service, met
up for lip service, So I'm assuming you've kissed the
(02:59):
daughter and that's all. So that should make it a
little easier because you guys haven't gone all the way.
I say, in this particular case, life is short. I
think this situation is different because you guys are the
same age. You're very compatible. As you say, you have
a lot in common. You enjoy each other's company, you're
compatible in the bedroom. You do want to keep seeing her.
(03:22):
But then here's the greedy part. When you say you
don't want to mess it up, mess up what you
have with the daughter? What do you have with the daughter?
You're the daughter, sugar daddy, all right, you're the daughter
sugar daddy. That's what you are. You didn't say how
old you are, but the daughter's thirty, so I'm assuming
you're in your fifties or sixties here. So you know,
if you're going to be open and honest and not greedy,
(03:44):
this situation can work if the mom agrees to it.
If not, you think you can have your cake and
eat it too. It's not gonna work, and it's gonna
backfire and you won't have either of them.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Steeves, there's a tough one.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Do.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Let me just start at I think I'm playing with five? Well,
what the hell you think it for? Cause y'all asked, no,
I ain't know what I think. You're grown man. You're
an oldest single man. I'm very nice looking, not your
typical old cornball pop type. Okay, now you know that's
(04:22):
an opinion.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
That's just an opinion. You know.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Ain't ain't nothing in this letter After you said you
was nice looking, they ain't come up no more. The
daughter ain't said, oh my god, he find the mama
ain't said, oh my.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
God, you find it ain't come up no more? Dog?
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Well, but you know I don't like me and talking
about how nice they look. I just don't like that.
You know, I'm a good strong man. I'm a strong
but you'll be that I'm talking about nice looking try
to give a damn.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
I don't like dudes like that. You know.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Dating is hard for me because most women in my
age had let themselves go and look matronly.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Matron What is that like? Oh like a nun?
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Well, yeah, like an older woman. Maybe you know what
is matron put on a couple of pounds.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
But what do matronly mean?
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Somebody see not sexy?
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Okay, somebody give me the definition of Webster definition of
matrolly so I can get into this what.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
I need to you know, like your mother, not your girlfriend.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
I love online dating sites. I've had great time meeting
hooking up with various women. Then it's thirty year old bombshell.
Since you a message to say she was looking for
a little financial help in exchange for some confidential fund.
What Okay, I'm the man. Wait see matronly and confidential fund.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
The definition of matronly says having the attributes of a matron.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
See what the teacher told me in school was you
can't define.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
A word with the word exactly exactly.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
But now you dating the older woman that look matroally,
and now you have met this young girl. She wanted
to do some financial help in exchange for some confidential fund.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
So we'd have met up for lip service a few times.
And that's it.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
So y'all kiss it, y'all kissing now we ain't never
gone all the way. I'll give her extra money for
bills to get her hand and nails done, and she
is happy for kissing.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
You're paying bills for kissing.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
All right? Hang on, Steve, hang on, don't Why are
you mad at him?
Speaker 2 (06:42):
And we paying bills for kissing? All right? Look, I'm
telling you right now.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
We'll have part two of Steve's response coming up a
twenty three after the hour. Right after this, you're listening
Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
At the Salvation Army. Love give beyond situation and season.
While lights are sparkling and temperatures are dropping. You can
be the difference for a family in need right in
your local community. Your donation puts presents under the tree
today and food.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
On the table all year long, Warm.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
Hearts and homes beyond the Christmas season by donating twenty
five dollars a month at Salvation ARMYUSA dot org. Help
a neighbor in need through the holidays and beyond.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
All right, Steve, come on, let's recap today's strawberry letters. Subject.
I think I'm playing with fire.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
All right, we're back. We're playing with fine now who.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
That's what this letter is because I have a couple
of clarifications I got on the break. Now, this nice
looking man who just nice looking, just to his damn self,
didn't met this woman online.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
That's a thirty year old bombshield.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
They done got to talking, now what he normally beat
women his own age who are matronly. Now, Matronly, according
to the dictionary, is relating to our characteristics of a
stag or conservative, conservatively dressed, older married woman, especially one
(08:19):
with a somewhat heavy beild. She looks matronly in a
putty colored tweet two piece.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Okay, that's no, that's the definition of matrons.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Let me give you another one, too, Steve. A female
animal kept for breeding.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Okay, yes, it's a little too hard.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Shure, I can't believe you did that.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Well, sure, we don't want that work famous that.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
We're just doing jokes right now, so you'll get a picture.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
Well, I hooked up a verious when recently she met
this thirty year old bombs shall send me a message
said she was looking for a little financial help in
exchange for some confidential fund. So we've that up for
flip service a few times, and that's it. We've never
gone all the way.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Now. I was thinking lip service is just kissing me too.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Well, on the break, I've been enlightened. Lip service it's
something else. Oh, it's when the two people provide pleasure
with their lips. And so they met up for lip service.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
This is molding kissing.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
Now they're providing pleasure for one another with their lips.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
That's what this is.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Oh that changes, hey, But she and he said it
just a few times and that's it. We've never gone
all the way. I'll give you a little extra money
for bill. Now understand these bill paying now.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
First, Yeah, at first I thought y'all was just kissing.
You can't get bill money for kissing. But for that,
oh yeah, you get you get the car caught.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
Up with grocer groceries hell, yeah, what you need your
assurance policy?
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Laught, Well, we get that right back for you. Wow,
n I got you kids school clothes.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
Yeah, okay, So now anyway, well anyway, but here's the problem.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
She asked me to do her big favorite. I agreed
to do it.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
She told me that her mom is single, gorgeous and
a lot of fun, but she has trouble meeting good men.
So she asked me to ask her their mom to
a gala as her date. She told me told her
mama that I'm her coworker's dad, and she showed her
a picture of me. She showed me a picture of
mom too. I took a mom to the gala. We
(10:48):
had a good time talking. They would limp services. They
were just talking, laughing down ha ha and dancing.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Then and they the.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
Same age and they got a lot in common. Well,
after the gala was over, she invited me in for
a night cap.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
They drinking. Now y'all been drinking wine all night? What
the night cap for? To cap off the night? Yes, sir,
So now y'all in there capping off nights, and one thing.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
Led to another. This is my favorite party. Strawbery letters.
How they always say so one thing led to another.
I ended up spending night with her. So now you
just slept with the mama. Now I must say that
we're compatible. We're compatible in the bedroom too. I think
I want to keep seeing this woman, but I don't
want to mess up what I have with her daughter,
(11:41):
because they can give me two very different and pleasurable experiences. Boy,
looker here, Besides, the daughter is only in it for money.
What do you think can I get away with it?
Am I playing with fire? Please help well, dog, Now
that we understand what's really going on, you having one
(12:02):
type of sex with the daughter and you're having all
the way sex with the mama. The daughter just in
it for money, but you happen to think that the
mama is fly more. You may could have found someone,
but the problem here is, Dog, you ain't found nothing.
Because see, Dog, you really an old player and you
(12:22):
like playing. Because even in your letter you said I
have a great time meeting and hooking up with various
women online. So now you got these two women here.
One of them does something for you physically and don't
go all the way, and the other one go all
the way. But you like the mama, but you don't
(12:44):
want to mess up what you have with the daughter
because she just in it for money. Found here's what
I could tell you. Stay with the mama because the mama.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Is cheaper, that's why.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
And the mama broke it all the way off for free. See,
ain't no need to you? No, let me explain.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
So are you for real?
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Is well?
Speaker 3 (13:15):
I'm just on the rear. You cannot make this work. Tall,
it cannot work. But on because dog, it can't work, Tommy,
let me come back and tell you why I can't work.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
I got something to ask if you own man?
Speaker 1 (13:27):
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going to impart to us subject I think I'm playing
with fire. We'll be right back at forty six after
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the hour. Right after this, you're listening to the Steve
Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 4 (13:54):
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Speaker 1 (14:27):
All Right, Stein, you wanted to finish the strawberry letters subject.
I think I'm playing with fire about this older Guyland.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
This man loves online Dayton. He's an old player. He
got this girl he met online. Thirty year old Bombshell
said they can have some confidential fun. He didnet got
together with the girl and they provide each other with
lift service. Mean that they haven't different, just sex. He's
been giving her money and stuff for it. It's been
(14:54):
going real well. Did she ask him to do her
a favor take her mama to a gala? He showed
him picture mama. She liked the mama showed the mama
picture of hers, said this one of her coworkers.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Daddies.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
She know you all, and so you said, yeah, met
the mama. She fined, y'all went out, had a good
time got to drink, and she invites you in for
a drink. You end up spending the night with the mama,
and you enjoy the mama. You really like the mama.
Y'all compatible in bed, and y'all got a lot in common.
You're laughing and stuff. Now you're trying to figure out
because you've been breaking off this money to this young
girl who's providing you with this lip service, and you're
(15:27):
providing her with lip service.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Y'all, just don't go all the way.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
That Now you want to know if you can make
both of them work. Dog, this ain't gonna work. Women
always know, they know, Dog, they gonna find out. Now,
what's your question, Tom?
Speaker 5 (15:46):
If I'm the dude, I didn't invest it way too
much in this first girl. I got stock in there.
Now you know see what I'm saying. I got to
get broke off for I leave at least too. I
just I spent too much money, way too much money, man,
with this this whole this halfway thing we do.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
We got to finish this off before I get over
here to mama.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
WHOA don't you think I almost secesh?
Speaker 2 (16:11):
He said.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
He wanted to ask a question.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
See this is why it won't work because men have
stupid logic when it comes to the way they think
about set. This is some dumb ass logic. Did not
just tell you that they gonna find out why y'all
always looking at each other like that.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
That's gonna come out.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
All you can do.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
The only chance you got is to tell how you
really met the daughter. But that's if you wanted to
keep the mama. Your problem in you trying to keep
the mama. Your problem is you trying to keep them both.
And if you try to keep them both, it's gonna
end miserably for you. But if you just try to
(16:59):
keep the mama, you'd have to give up something, and
you ain't willing to do that because you enjoy online dating.
You said that, and you don't want to have nobody.
You ain't looking for nobody. You enjoy online dayting. You
lead various women's so, dog, that's what you are, So
just tell them that's what you are, and going about
your business. Because you try to keep both of them,
(17:20):
you're gonna get busted and they're gonna probably kill you.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
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artist Kemp.
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Speaker 1 (17:31):
This is Chris Rock. Hey guys, what's up. Good morning,
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Speaker 3 (17:35):
You already know what time it is, boy DC on
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