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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is time now for today's Strawberry Letter, and if
you need advice on relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting, and more,
please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve Harv FM and
click submit Strawberry Letter. We could be reading your letter
live on the air, just like we're going to read
this one right here, right now, and you never know,
it could be yours.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
It could be yours. Buggle up and hold on tight.
We got it for you. Here it is Strawberry Letter.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Thank you, nephew. Subjects. I was hiding the whole time.
Dear Stephen Shirley. My husband and I were moving out
of a rental house and I went back to the
house to get some of my stuff. I told my
side dude to meet me there. We had just met
a few days before so before that, so I wanted
to spend some one on one time with him. He
(00:49):
rubbed every inch of my body and then he lifted
me onto the kitchen counter and was kissing me like crazy.
Just as we started taking our clothes off, I heard
a knockout at the door, and I figured it was
my nosy neighbors, so I ignored her. I got back
to back calls from my husband, and I ignored those two.
(01:09):
I was trying to hurry up and have sex so
I could get home before my husband suspected anything. My
side dude had my toes curling, and then we heard
someone trying to get in the front door. It was
my husband, and he was knocking really hard and calling
my name. I ran upstairs and hid in the attic.
(01:31):
My side dude went to the front door. I could
faintly hear my husband asking for me. My side dude
said he's the new tenant and he stopped by to
see the house, and he's the only and he's the
only one there. I didn't even tell him I'm married,
but he lied for me anyway. My husband said he
was sorry for bothering him. My heart was beating out
(01:52):
of my chest, but I wasn't leaving from my hiding place.
My side dude called my name many times and searched
all over from me. I sat in the attic until
he left. When I got home, my husband said he
thought he saw my car down the street from our
old house, so he stopped by and he met the
new tenant. I was holding my breath as he talked.
(02:14):
My husband is cool, but I feel bad for ghosting
my side dude. I want to finish what we started,
or at least explain what happened. Should I call him
and see if he's mad?
Speaker 2 (02:25):
I'd be dad.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Wow, you get a gift handed to you and all
you could think of is jumping right back into the
fire with your side dude. How stupid can you be?
I mean, you got away with cheating free and clear.
Your husband could have walked in on you. You know that, right?
Speaker 2 (02:43):
What are you doing?
Speaker 1 (02:44):
I mean? I hope your husband finds out at this
point because you don't deserve him. And please don't get
comfortable because your husband could still find out when the
real tenant gets in there and your husband has to
go over to collect the rent or something. I don't know,
but all you can about is what your side dude
is thinking. Should you call him and see if he's mad?
(03:05):
Has he called you to see if you're okay? To
see what happened? I'm pretty sure the answer to that
is no. I think you're playing with fire. I say,
don't call that man. My advice to you is to
leave him alone and thank god that you made it
out of a crazy situation that could have cost you
your marriage. But you obviously don't care about your marriage,
or you wouldn't have been there in the first place.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Steve, it's crazy. It's a letter crazy. The whole time
I'm reading this letter, I had a thought in my
head and I shared with you when I feel up
to it. Okay, her and this woman and her husband
moving out this rental house they had, right, So she
(03:48):
went back to the house to get some of her
stuff and she said, I told my side dude to
meet me there. You know when people start letters like this,
just just typed it just as normal, you know, like
this just you know, this is this when you know
the letter finn to be crazy when you type something
(04:11):
that ain't normal, come out of nowhere, and you just
normalize it by just putting it in the letter. My
husband in the eye were moving out of a rental house.
I went back to the house to get some of
my stuff and I told my side dude to meet me.
That where that comes from? You just it's just, lady,
(04:33):
this ain't how you tell stories, you know, start off
with Hey, y'all, I'm writing y'all. I know this gonna
sound crazy, and I messed up, but here's what happened,
and to prepare us. Then we know there's something ignorant
fit happening this letter, but you just typed it it
just I called told my side that told me meet
me then, and we had just met a few days before,
(04:55):
so I wanted to spend some one on one time
with him. How is your side, dude, y'all just met
the other day? True?
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Crazy?
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Damn. He rubbed every inch of my body and then
lifted me up on the kitchen counter and was kissing
me like crazy. And just as we started taking our
clothes up, what ain't this house empty then, y'all? Then
y'all move out in no bed? What just as we
(05:24):
started taking our clothes off in an empty ass house,
ain't you supposed to fall the clothes up or hang
them somewhere and throw them across a chair? They just said, what?
See how this letter is full of craziness, but she's
just talking normal. That's why I noticed something wrong with her,
(05:44):
because she then typed all this craziness and I and
one spins for one on one time when he rubbed
it and intro my body, lifted me up on the
kitchen counter and was kissing me like crazy. Well, DMN.
Just we started taking our clothes off. Just don't even
I'm trying to sound regular. I heard a knock at
the door. I figured it was my nosy neighbor, so
(06:06):
I ignored her, you know, And I got back to
back calls from my husband, and I ignored those two.
You ain't think them too? Was the same. I was
trying to hurry up and have sex so I could
get home before my husband expected what. I was trying
to hair up and have sex and get back home
for my husband suspected anything. That's your damn statement. This
(06:31):
ain't normal, man.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Bye's crazy. All right, Steve, just hang on, hang on, breathe,
hang on. I we'll have part two of your response
coming up at twenty three minutes after today's Strawberry letter,
subject I was hiding the whole time. We'll get back
into it right after this. You're listening Hardy Morning show.
(06:55):
All right, Steve, come on, let's recap today's Strawberry letter,
the subject I was hiding the whole old time.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
The letter starts off about this woman and her husband
moving out this rental house. She was going back to
the house get some other stuff, so she told her
side dude, to meet her at That's just how the
letter started, just as crazy like it's normal. We had
just met a few days before. I don't know how
this your side do. Y'all just met and uh I
wanted to spend some one on one time with him? Well,
(07:27):
how'd y'all meet? Anyway? He rubbed every inch of my
body and then he lifted me up on the kitchen
counter and was kissing me like crazy. And just as
we started taking our clothes off, I thought you said
you just wanted to spend some one on one time
with him. That's what you said. You had just met
him a couple of days ago. Now y'all nicked an
(07:48):
the kitchen up on the counter with no furniture in
the house. Just as we started taking our clothes off,
I heard a knock at the door, and I figured
it was my nosy neighbor, so I ignored her. I
got back to back calls from my husband. I ignored
those two. You didn't put them two together. That knocking
them calls. You ain't think them too was the same.
(08:09):
You just okay, I ignored them. I was trying to
heir up and have sex so I could get home
before my husband suspected anything. What you was trying to
hear up this one on one time, you was trying
to hear him have some sick Anyway, my side dude
had my toes curling. Well, we heard somebody trying to
(08:29):
get in the front door. Okay, now I'm assuming the
toes was curling because y'all had started in activity. Then
y'all heard somebody trying to get in the front door.
It was my husband, and he was knocking really hard
and calling my name. Fell us, sell us, feel it,
(08:55):
see us. Okay, now we got a problem now because
now your ass is up on the counter. Damn thear
naked with you told curly and your husband outside beating
on this door and calling your damn name. I ran upstairs. Well,
the reason you ran, and the dude knew something was
up because that was your name. He had filled us
(09:18):
up on the counter, and the dude outside was hauling
fill us, so he added that up. I ran upstairs
and hid in the attic. My side dude went to
the front door. I would have never done that. I
would have never done that because if I here knock
and I look out the winder and I see it's
(09:38):
a dude out there, that's calling the girl's name that
I'm in the house with. I'm not going to the
front door. But your side dude went up there and
said he was a new tenant and he stopped by
to see the house and he's the only one here. Well,
I didn't tell him I was married. But he lied
for me anyway. He didn't lie for you, you, No, no, no,
(10:02):
he was lying so his ass could get out that
front door. This ain't had nothing to do with you.
He knew you was in trouble because a man was
outside calling. He didn't lie for you. He lied for himself.
What he can't do is let this man know whoever
this girl is. You was outside beating on this dough,
calling for and now you got a key and you
done came in here. I can't let you know. I
(10:24):
had her up on this counter, half naked, curly her toes,
so I didn't even tell him I was married. He
lied him anyway. My husband said he was sorry for
bothering him. My heart was beating out my chest and
I wasn't leaving from my hiding place. So my side
dude called my name many times and searched all over
for me. Feel us phillis phyllis phyllis. He go because
(10:49):
he want to get back up on this kitchen down
fell us, my heart beating my side. Dude called my
name many times, searched all over for me, I said
in the addict till after he left. When I got home,
my husband said he thought he saw my car down
the street from our old house, so he stopped by
and he met the new tenant. I was holding my
(11:10):
breath as he talked. My husband is cool, but I
feel bad for ghosts in my side. Dude, Well, if
he didn't ghost him, guess what both of y'all right
now would be ghosts. You understand what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah,
both of y'all be ghost right now. I want to
finish what we started, or at least explain what happened.
(11:32):
Should I call him and see if he's mad? What? Well,
let me tell you he got some questions. When you
do call him, your explanation gonna come in the form
of question, Hey, who was at at the door? Well
that was my husband. Why you ain't tell me you
was married? You could have got me killed up in him?
(11:55):
And where was you when I was calling you? I
was upstairs and in that pink insulation. Did you hear
me calling you? Yeah? But I couldn't come out now, Lady,
I don't know what you First of all, I read
this letter. I'm thinking this a dude here. This is
(12:16):
a letter that a dude would write. Secondly, Lady, you're
not good at this. This ain't what you do. God
gives us all a warning shot. Now you done got yours.
You got a warning earlier, this one. He took a
piece of your ear off because your husband came and
knocked on the door. So you done done something shady
(12:36):
before because this ain't your first side. Dude, I don't
think and do you not have any women's intuition when
you heard that knock on the door and the phone calls?
Ain't nothing? Tell you this my husband, because most women
will go holdly way, who wha, wha, wha whah, whoa,
whoa whoa. I got knock on the door and he
called it. That might be him. Let me stop.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
No on Today's Rawberry Letter at Steve Harvey FM on
Instagram and Facebook, and check out the Strawberry Letter podcast
on the free iHeartRadio app. You can download it today.
Coming up at forty six minutes after the hour, we
got Junior and Sports Talk. Right after this, you're listening
to Steve Harvey Morning Show.
It is time now for today's Strawberry Letter, and if
you need advice on relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting, and more,
please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve Harv FM and
click submit Strawberry Letter. We could be reading your letter
live on the air, just like we're going to read
this one right here, right now, and you never know,
it could be yours.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
It could be yours. Buggle up and hold on tight.
We got it for you. Here it is Strawberry Letter.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Thank you, nephew. Subjects. I was hiding the whole time.
Dear Stephen Shirley. My husband and I were moving out
of a rental house and I went back to the
house to get some of my stuff. I told my
side dude to meet me there. We had just met
a few days before so before that, so I wanted
to spend some one on one time with him. He
(00:49):
rubbed every inch of my body and then he lifted
me onto the kitchen counter and was kissing me like crazy.
Just as we started taking our clothes off, I heard
a knockout at the door, and I figured it was
my nosy neighbors, so I ignored her. I got back
to back calls from my husband, and I ignored those two.
(01:09):
I was trying to hurry up and have sex so
I could get home before my husband suspected anything. My
side dude had my toes curling, and then we heard
someone trying to get in the front door. It was
my husband, and he was knocking really hard and calling
my name. I ran upstairs and hid in the attic.
(01:31):
My side dude went to the front door. I could
faintly hear my husband asking for me. My side dude
said he's the new tenant and he stopped by to
see the house, and he's the only and he's the
only one there. I didn't even tell him I'm married,
but he lied for me anyway. My husband said he
was sorry for bothering him. My heart was beating out
(01:52):
of my chest, but I wasn't leaving from my hiding place.
My side dude called my name many times and searched
all over from me. I sat in the attic until
he left. When I got home, my husband said he
thought he saw my car down the street from our
old house, so he stopped by and he met the
new tenant. I was holding my breath as he talked.
(02:14):
My husband is cool, but I feel bad for ghosting
my side dude. I want to finish what we started,
or at least explain what happened. Should I call him
and see if he's mad?
Speaker 2 (02:25):
I'd be dad.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Wow, you get a gift handed to you and all
you could think of is jumping right back into the
fire with your side dude. How stupid can you be?
I mean, you got away with cheating free and clear.
Your husband could have walked in on you. You know that, right?
Speaker 2 (02:43):
What are you doing?
Speaker 1 (02:44):
I mean? I hope your husband finds out at this
point because you don't deserve him. And please don't get
comfortable because your husband could still find out when the
real tenant gets in there and your husband has to
go over to collect the rent or something. I don't know,
but all you can about is what your side dude
is thinking. Should you call him and see if he's mad?
(03:05):
Has he called you to see if you're okay? To
see what happened? I'm pretty sure the answer to that
is no. I think you're playing with fire. I say,
don't call that man. My advice to you is to
leave him alone and thank god that you made it
out of a crazy situation that could have cost you
your marriage. But you obviously don't care about your marriage,
or you wouldn't have been there in the first place.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Steve, it's crazy. It's a letter crazy. The whole time
I'm reading this letter, I had a thought in my
head and I shared with you when I feel up
to it. Okay, her and this woman and her husband
moving out this rental house they had, right, So she
(03:48):
went back to the house to get some of her
stuff and she said, I told my side dude to
meet me there. You know when people start letters like this,
just just typed it just as normal, you know, like
this just you know, this is this when you know
the letter finn to be crazy when you type something
(04:11):
that ain't normal, come out of nowhere, and you just
normalize it by just putting it in the letter. My
husband in the eye were moving out of a rental house.
I went back to the house to get some of
my stuff and I told my side dude to meet me.
That where that comes from? You just it's just, lady,
(04:33):
this ain't how you tell stories, you know, start off
with Hey, y'all, I'm writing y'all. I know this gonna
sound crazy, and I messed up, but here's what happened,
and to prepare us. Then we know there's something ignorant
fit happening this letter, but you just typed it it
just I called told my side that told me meet
me then, and we had just met a few days before,
(04:55):
so I wanted to spend some one on one time
with him. How is your side, dude, y'all just met
the other day? True?
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Crazy?
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Damn. He rubbed every inch of my body and then
lifted me up on the kitchen counter and was kissing
me like crazy. And just as we started taking our
clothes up, what ain't this house empty then, y'all? Then
y'all move out in no bed? What just as we
(05:24):
started taking our clothes off in an empty ass house,
ain't you supposed to fall the clothes up or hang
them somewhere and throw them across a chair? They just said, what?
See how this letter is full of craziness, but she's
just talking normal. That's why I noticed something wrong with her,
(05:44):
because she then typed all this craziness and I and
one spins for one on one time when he rubbed
it and intro my body, lifted me up on the
kitchen counter and was kissing me like crazy. Well, DMN.
Just we started taking our clothes off. Just don't even
I'm trying to sound regular. I heard a knock at
the door. I figured it was my nosy neighbor, so
(06:06):
I ignored her, you know, And I got back to
back calls from my husband, and I ignored those two.
You ain't think them too? Was the same. I was
trying to hurry up and have sex so I could
get home before my husband expected what. I was trying
to hair up and have sex and get back home
for my husband suspected anything. That's your damn statement. This
(06:31):
ain't normal, man.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Bye's crazy. All right, Steve, just hang on, hang on, breathe,
hang on. I we'll have part two of your response
coming up at twenty three minutes after today's Strawberry letter,
subject I was hiding the whole time. We'll get back
into it right after this. You're listening Hardy Morning show.
(06:55):
All right, Steve, come on, let's recap today's Strawberry letter,
the subject I was hiding the whole old time.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
The letter starts off about this woman and her husband
moving out this rental house. She was going back to
the house get some other stuff, so she told her
side dude, to meet her at That's just how the
letter started, just as crazy like it's normal. We had
just met a few days before. I don't know how
this your side do. Y'all just met and uh I
wanted to spend some one on one time with him? Well,
(07:27):
how'd y'all meet? Anyway? He rubbed every inch of my
body and then he lifted me up on the kitchen
counter and was kissing me like crazy. And just as
we started taking our clothes off, I thought you said
you just wanted to spend some one on one time
with him. That's what you said. You had just met
him a couple of days ago. Now y'all nicked an
(07:48):
the kitchen up on the counter with no furniture in
the house. Just as we started taking our clothes off,
I heard a knock at the door, and I figured
it was my nosy neighbor, so I ignored her. I
got back to back calls from my husband. I ignored
those two. You didn't put them two together. That knocking
them calls. You ain't think them too was the same.
(08:09):
You just okay, I ignored them. I was trying to
heir up and have sex so I could get home
before my husband suspected anything. What you was trying to
hear up this one on one time, you was trying
to hear him have some sick Anyway, my side dude
had my toes curling. Well, we heard somebody trying to
(08:29):
get in the front door. Okay, now I'm assuming the
toes was curling because y'all had started in activity. Then
y'all heard somebody trying to get in the front door.
It was my husband, and he was knocking really hard
and calling my name. Fell us, sell us, feel it,
(08:55):
see us. Okay, now we got a problem now because
now your ass is up on the counter. Damn thear
naked with you told curly and your husband outside beating
on this door and calling your damn name. I ran upstairs. Well,
the reason you ran, and the dude knew something was
up because that was your name. He had filled us
(09:18):
up on the counter, and the dude outside was hauling
fill us, so he added that up. I ran upstairs
and hid in the attic. My side dude went to
the front door. I would have never done that. I
would have never done that because if I here knock
and I look out the winder and I see it's
(09:38):
a dude out there, that's calling the girl's name that
I'm in the house with. I'm not going to the
front door. But your side dude went up there and
said he was a new tenant and he stopped by
to see the house and he's the only one here. Well,
I didn't tell him I was married. But he lied
for me anyway. He didn't lie for you, you, No, no, no,
(10:02):
he was lying so his ass could get out that
front door. This ain't had nothing to do with you.
He knew you was in trouble because a man was
outside calling. He didn't lie for you. He lied for himself.
What he can't do is let this man know whoever
this girl is. You was outside beating on this dough,
calling for and now you got a key and you
done came in here. I can't let you know. I
(10:24):
had her up on this counter, half naked, curly her toes,
so I didn't even tell him I was married. He
lied him anyway. My husband said he was sorry for
bothering him. My heart was beating out my chest and
I wasn't leaving from my hiding place. So my side
dude called my name many times and searched all over
for me. Feel us phillis phyllis phyllis. He go because
(10:49):
he want to get back up on this kitchen down
fell us, my heart beating my side. Dude called my
name many times, searched all over for me, I said
in the addict till after he left. When I got home,
my husband said he thought he saw my car down
the street from our old house, so he stopped by
and he met the new tenant. I was holding my
(11:10):
breath as he talked. My husband is cool, but I
feel bad for ghosts in my side. Dude, Well, if
he didn't ghost him, guess what both of y'all right
now would be ghosts. You understand what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah,
both of y'all be ghost right now. I want to
finish what we started, or at least explain what happened.
(11:32):
Should I call him and see if he's mad? What? Well,
let me tell you he got some questions. When you
do call him, your explanation gonna come in the form
of question, Hey, who was at at the door? Well
that was my husband. Why you ain't tell me you
was married? You could have got me killed up in him?
(11:55):
And where was you when I was calling you? I
was upstairs and in that pink insulation. Did you hear
me calling you? Yeah? But I couldn't come out now, Lady,
I don't know what you First of all, I read
this letter. I'm thinking this a dude here. This is
(12:16):
a letter that a dude would write. Secondly, Lady, you're
not good at this. This ain't what you do. God
gives us all a warning shot. Now you done got yours.
You got a warning earlier, this one. He took a
piece of your ear off because your husband came and
knocked on the door. So you done done something shady
(12:36):
before because this ain't your first side. Dude, I don't
think and do you not have any women's intuition when
you heard that knock on the door and the phone calls?
Ain't nothing? Tell you this my husband, because most women
will go holdly way, who wha, wha, wha whah, whoa,
whoa whoa. I got knock on the door and he
called it. That might be him. Let me stop.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
No on Today's Rawberry Letter at Steve Harvey FM on
Instagram and Facebook, and check out the Strawberry Letter podcast
on the free iHeartRadio app. You can download it today.
Coming up at forty six minutes after the hour, we
got Junior and Sports Talk. Right after this, you're listening
to Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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