October 25, 2019 • 12 mins
Dear Steve and Shirley, I attend a prominent mega church and I’m very active in my church. The church threw a back-to-school bash for the children at the church and we had a pool party in our indoor pool. I volunteered to help around the pool and watch the smaller kids. Shirley, I have been losing weight for the last year and I wanted to show off my body in my swimsuit, but with a nice coverup on over my swimsuit. My husband told me I was going too far by wearing it to the church event, but I wasn’t showing any body parts..............
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Buckle up, hold on tight. We got it for you.
Here it is scroll baby letter all right, Thank you nephew,
Saved by the finger, Dear Stephen, Shirley. I attend a
prominent mega church and I'm very active in my church.
The church threw it back to school bash for the
children at the church and we had a pool party
in our indoor pool. I volunteered to help her on
(00:23):
the pool and watch the smaller kids. Shirley, I have
been losing weight for the last year and I wanted
to show off my body in my swimsuit, but with
a nice cover up on over my swimsuit. My husband
told me I was going too far by wearing it
to the church event, but I wasn't showing any body parts.
(00:44):
I went to the party and it was going good
until some of the kids started horse playing and I
went over to stop them. One of the boys was
so wild he pushed me in the pool by mistake.
So there I was wig and all in the pool
and flailing around to get out. One of the deacons
of the church jumped in and tried to rescue me,
(01:07):
so I was holding unto him for dear life. I
ended up slipping out of his grip, and he reached
down with one hand and cupped my butt. When he did,
when he did, one of his fingers slid into my butt.
(01:28):
What man, I mean in my butt? So here I
am in the pool, traumatized, and I don't think the
deacon knew what he had just done. It happened so fast.
I started yelling, and other men came over and pulled
me out. My cover up was all tangled up, so
(01:51):
everyone saw my bikini, and that made me even more ashamed.
I should have listened to my hobby and chose another
job to volunteer for back to school bash. I got
out of the pool and wrapped up in a towel,
but I couldn't sit down. The pain was still there.
I need to tell my husband what happened, but I
(02:11):
don't know how. I wonder if the deacon figured out
what he did. Maybe I should just take this secret
to my grave. Please advise, please take this to your grave.
All right, In the words of my late mother, Helen Clark,
you cannot tell everything. Okay, this was an accident. It
(02:32):
was an accident. None of this meant to go down, okay,
was meant to go down? Once your husband finds out
what the deacon did, he's probably gonna want to put
hands on the deacon. So please, you're going to start
a big old thing if you If you do this,
if the deacon doesn't remember, just act like it didn't happen.
I gotta tell you, congratulations on your weight loss. I
(02:53):
know you were probably feeling yourself, you know, and and
looking good and you know, and just feeling confident in
all that because of the weight loss right now, But
because this was a church affair, I have to say
I agree with your husband. I think you should have
listened to him and not warned that bikini there, and
you know, maybe you could have avoided this little situation
(03:13):
you found yourself in. No one would have known, you know,
if you no one knows anyway, But they didn't know,
you know, they wouldn't have seen you in this bikini,
and you wouldn't have been ashamed, and it wouldn't have
ended up like this. But now here you're feeling guilty
for no reason. You don't have to feel like that. Okay,
take this secret to your grave and go on with
(03:36):
your life. Please just stay away from that deacon. Don't
look him in the eye when you see him, Steve, Oh,
well here we go. You better make me proud. You
better listen close to this megachurch. That means be a
(03:57):
lot of people. And you very reactive in your church.
Well not any more hard to be active when you sew.
So let's just get to this. The church threw a
back to school bass for the children at the church
(04:20):
and they had a pool party. You volunteered to watch
him at the pool party. But for a very devilish reason. See,
you've been losing wait the last year, and you wanted
to show off your body in the swim suit. You
went down now with the intent to show everybody your ass.
(04:45):
That's what you went down there. Fault. Come on, now,
I had nice cover up on my swim suit. But
your husband told you you was going too far when
the bikini to the church event. But I wasn't showing
anybody parts. What you go down there falling to bickinni
(05:09):
bikinny is two pieces, shoulders is out, some of your
breast is out, all your mid section is out, and
your booty out. Very important information here, booty is out.
This is critical Jay. So I went to the party
(05:31):
and it was going good to some of the kids
start horse playing, you went over to stop him. One
of the bars was so wild he pushed you in
the pool by mistake. That what you think? So there
I was wigging all in the pool, flailing around to
get out. Why is you flailing around to get out
the pool? Why is you watching kids? And your aunts
(05:55):
can't swim at the pool because the purpose wasn't to
watch the kids. It was sold everybody else could watch you.
You didn't jump your ass out there. Nah, God don't
like showing out. So the punishment is you and your
wet ass wig is not in the water. When I
(06:18):
come back, I'm tell you what really happened. Saved by
the finger. Little upity woman down that the church, big church,
wants to watch the kids at the pool party. She'd
been losing wait for years, so she wanted to ask.
She said in her letter, show off her body. So
what she did at the church event She put on
the babe to suit. The shows off the most body
the damn but kinney. Her husband told her not to
(06:41):
wear after the church event, she said, but I won't
be showing anybody parts because I'm wearing a wrap cover up.
Well he fuck you went down at a show off.
One of the boys that the pool got wild and
pushed you in the pool by mistake, that's what you
think his ass wanted to see you wet. The boy
push now on purpose? Oh really? Oh hell yeah, and
(07:04):
get your fine ass the water. It's time for a
little wit t shirt context contest. You don't think they noticed.
They got computer, they know what to do. They didn't
put your thicker ass in that water. And that's all
looking good. You flayed it around to get out, wig
and all because you know why, Because you know why
you're flailing, because you can't swim. Why was your ass
volunteer to be the lifeguard? And you ask can't swim?
(07:25):
You can't save a damn soul if they get it
lost in the water. But you took your ass down
there to ship walk. Well here, let me tell you
what happened. One of the deacons at the church jumped
in and tried to rescue me. So I was holding
on to him for dear life. That he went in
now on purpose. He didn't have those swim shots on.
Deacon jumped in full suit everything. Yeah he can get
(07:53):
on in the hill. Yeah, he jumps in. I got you.
I ended up slipping out of his grip, and he
reached down with one hand and cup my butt. That
ain't how you save nobody. Ain't like they ain't no
life saving school. Do you jump in and grab nobody's
ass to save them? This black dead in to grab
(08:19):
your ass, ain't have nothing. All this is happening in
three feet of water. Black people ain't got no pool
with no DPN on it. Now he down in three
(08:39):
feet of water, acting like he being health of with
his damn suit off, his tie ain't even wet. Now
you ended up slipping out of his grip. He greached
down with one hand and cups your butt. Why the
idea is to get your head out the water, knock
your hands. So now he didn't grab your whole, but
(09:00):
when he did, one of his fingers slid into my butt,
I mean in it dan off up in my booty.
So here I am in the pool, traumatized as you
should be. Got this baddy, and you know and this
(09:21):
is big deacon Bankers, big deacon break. This is why
you traumatized one of them kids finger had it got
caught up in that wouldn't have been that bad. But
big ass deacon breaks this was a whole another experience.
That's why you traumatize. I don't think that Dicky Deacon
knew what had just happened. What you don't know why
(09:45):
you don't think he happened? Let me how he don't
know his finger has slipped in your butt? Let me
help you understand. Something like that is a temperature change
from pool water. Took food water, pool water and booted
water is two different. Damn temper one when you're in
(10:09):
the pool, pools is cool. They don't have heated pools
in public area. Oh my goodness, this is cool water. Okay,
when he cuts your butt and pushed his finger, felt
a temperature change. Whoa, It happened so fast, I started yelling.
I've never had that happen, but I probably hollowed. Took.
(10:33):
I hollowed at my last prostate exam. And I wasn't
even in the pooling, So now you holly, So other
men came over to pull me out. My cover up
was tangled up. Everybody saw my bikini. Ain't that what
you wanted? Huh? Ain't that while you woe it because
you wanted to show off your body? Now God, see,
(10:55):
God grants our wishes. He just don't tell us how
he gonna do it. So the saying that what you
want this high is gonna happen. Though, now you got
to wrap wrapped up all around your neck. You got
deacon finger to slid all up in you. Now you
stand up there with the bikinio, and it made you
more ashamed. I shouldn't have listened to my husband. You
damn right chose another job, volunteered to back school bad.
(11:17):
I go out the pool wrapped up in the tower,
but I couldn't sit down. The pain was still that.
That's called the big Deacon Banks. I need to tell
my husband what happened, but I don't know how. You
know why. You don't know how, because you're better not
to tell him what you're gonna tell him that for
I wanted to Deacon figured out what he did. Hell yeah,
he church mouse quiet, he know what he did. He
dove in there. He saved you by grabbing your butt
(11:40):
to get you out of three feet of water. Maybe
I should take my secret to the grave. You ain't
gonna take your secret to the game. You might just
take your secret down to the hospital. All right, we
gotta roll out still. Thank you post your comments on
Today Strawberry Letter at Steve Harvey fam on Instagram. You
(12:02):
ain't Richard what Tim Keys was doing? Called the boy
that pushed you in there. He had to stay in
the water. He couldn't get out because he had a
whole enough situation going. On podcast Madness Sister Ship, you're
listening to the Stave Harvey Morning Show.
Buckle up, hold on tight. We got it for you.
Here it is scroll baby letter all right, Thank you nephew,
Saved by the finger, Dear Stephen, Shirley. I attend a
prominent mega church and I'm very active in my church.
The church threw it back to school bash for the
children at the church and we had a pool party
in our indoor pool. I volunteered to help her on
(00:23):
the pool and watch the smaller kids. Shirley, I have
been losing weight for the last year and I wanted
to show off my body in my swimsuit, but with
a nice cover up on over my swimsuit. My husband
told me I was going too far by wearing it
to the church event, but I wasn't showing any body parts.
(00:44):
I went to the party and it was going good
until some of the kids started horse playing and I
went over to stop them. One of the boys was
so wild he pushed me in the pool by mistake.
So there I was wig and all in the pool
and flailing around to get out. One of the deacons
of the church jumped in and tried to rescue me,
(01:07):
so I was holding unto him for dear life. I
ended up slipping out of his grip, and he reached
down with one hand and cupped my butt. When he did,
when he did, one of his fingers slid into my butt.
(01:28):
What man, I mean in my butt? So here I
am in the pool, traumatized, and I don't think the
deacon knew what he had just done. It happened so fast.
I started yelling, and other men came over and pulled
me out. My cover up was all tangled up, so
(01:51):
everyone saw my bikini, and that made me even more ashamed.
I should have listened to my hobby and chose another
job to volunteer for back to school bash. I got
out of the pool and wrapped up in a towel,
but I couldn't sit down. The pain was still there.
I need to tell my husband what happened, but I
(02:11):
don't know how. I wonder if the deacon figured out
what he did. Maybe I should just take this secret
to my grave. Please advise, please take this to your grave.
All right, In the words of my late mother, Helen Clark,
you cannot tell everything. Okay, this was an accident. It
(02:32):
was an accident. None of this meant to go down, okay,
was meant to go down? Once your husband finds out
what the deacon did, he's probably gonna want to put
hands on the deacon. So please, you're going to start
a big old thing if you If you do this,
if the deacon doesn't remember, just act like it didn't happen.
I gotta tell you, congratulations on your weight loss. I
(02:53):
know you were probably feeling yourself, you know, and and
looking good and you know, and just feeling confident in
all that because of the weight loss right now, But
because this was a church affair, I have to say
I agree with your husband. I think you should have
listened to him and not warned that bikini there, and
you know, maybe you could have avoided this little situation
(03:13):
you found yourself in. No one would have known, you know,
if you no one knows anyway, But they didn't know,
you know, they wouldn't have seen you in this bikini,
and you wouldn't have been ashamed, and it wouldn't have
ended up like this. But now here you're feeling guilty
for no reason. You don't have to feel like that. Okay,
take this secret to your grave and go on with
(03:36):
your life. Please just stay away from that deacon. Don't
look him in the eye when you see him, Steve, Oh,
well here we go. You better make me proud. You
better listen close to this megachurch. That means be a
(03:57):
lot of people. And you very reactive in your church.
Well not any more hard to be active when you sew.
So let's just get to this. The church threw a
back to school bass for the children at the church
(04:20):
and they had a pool party. You volunteered to watch
him at the pool party. But for a very devilish reason. See,
you've been losing wait the last year, and you wanted
to show off your body in the swim suit. You
went down now with the intent to show everybody your ass.
(04:45):
That's what you went down there. Fault. Come on, now,
I had nice cover up on my swim suit. But
your husband told you you was going too far when
the bikini to the church event. But I wasn't showing
anybody parts. What you go down there falling to bickinni
(05:09):
bikinny is two pieces, shoulders is out, some of your
breast is out, all your mid section is out, and
your booty out. Very important information here, booty is out.
This is critical Jay. So I went to the party
(05:31):
and it was going good to some of the kids
start horse playing, you went over to stop him. One
of the bars was so wild he pushed you in
the pool by mistake. That what you think? So there
I was wigging all in the pool, flailing around to
get out. Why is you flailing around to get out
the pool? Why is you watching kids? And your aunts
(05:55):
can't swim at the pool because the purpose wasn't to
watch the kids. It was sold everybody else could watch you.
You didn't jump your ass out there. Nah, God don't
like showing out. So the punishment is you and your
wet ass wig is not in the water. When I
(06:18):
come back, I'm tell you what really happened. Saved by
the finger. Little upity woman down that the church, big church,
wants to watch the kids at the pool party. She'd
been losing wait for years, so she wanted to ask.
She said in her letter, show off her body. So
what she did at the church event She put on
the babe to suit. The shows off the most body
the damn but kinney. Her husband told her not to
(06:41):
wear after the church event, she said, but I won't
be showing anybody parts because I'm wearing a wrap cover up.
Well he fuck you went down at a show off.
One of the boys that the pool got wild and
pushed you in the pool by mistake, that's what you
think his ass wanted to see you wet. The boy
push now on purpose? Oh really? Oh hell yeah, and
(07:04):
get your fine ass the water. It's time for a
little wit t shirt context contest. You don't think they noticed.
They got computer, they know what to do. They didn't
put your thicker ass in that water. And that's all
looking good. You flayed it around to get out, wig
and all because you know why, Because you know why
you're flailing, because you can't swim. Why was your ass
volunteer to be the lifeguard? And you ask can't swim?
(07:25):
You can't save a damn soul if they get it
lost in the water. But you took your ass down
there to ship walk. Well here, let me tell you
what happened. One of the deacons at the church jumped
in and tried to rescue me. So I was holding
on to him for dear life. That he went in
now on purpose. He didn't have those swim shots on.
Deacon jumped in full suit everything. Yeah he can get
(07:53):
on in the hill. Yeah, he jumps in. I got you.
I ended up slipping out of his grip, and he
reached down with one hand and cup my butt. That
ain't how you save nobody. Ain't like they ain't no
life saving school. Do you jump in and grab nobody's
ass to save them? This black dead in to grab
(08:19):
your ass, ain't have nothing. All this is happening in
three feet of water. Black people ain't got no pool
with no DPN on it. Now he down in three
(08:39):
feet of water, acting like he being health of with
his damn suit off, his tie ain't even wet. Now
you ended up slipping out of his grip. He greached
down with one hand and cups your butt. Why the
idea is to get your head out the water, knock
your hands. So now he didn't grab your whole, but
(09:00):
when he did, one of his fingers slid into my butt,
I mean in it dan off up in my booty.
So here I am in the pool, traumatized as you
should be. Got this baddy, and you know and this
(09:21):
is big deacon Bankers, big deacon break. This is why
you traumatized one of them kids finger had it got
caught up in that wouldn't have been that bad. But
big ass deacon breaks this was a whole another experience.
That's why you traumatize. I don't think that Dicky Deacon
knew what had just happened. What you don't know why
(09:45):
you don't think he happened? Let me how he don't
know his finger has slipped in your butt? Let me
help you understand. Something like that is a temperature change
from pool water. Took food water, pool water and booted
water is two different. Damn temper one when you're in
(10:09):
the pool, pools is cool. They don't have heated pools
in public area. Oh my goodness, this is cool water. Okay,
when he cuts your butt and pushed his finger, felt
a temperature change. Whoa, It happened so fast, I started yelling.
I've never had that happen, but I probably hollowed. Took.
(10:33):
I hollowed at my last prostate exam. And I wasn't
even in the pooling, So now you holly, So other
men came over to pull me out. My cover up
was tangled up. Everybody saw my bikini. Ain't that what
you wanted? Huh? Ain't that while you woe it because
you wanted to show off your body? Now God, see,
(10:55):
God grants our wishes. He just don't tell us how
he gonna do it. So the saying that what you
want this high is gonna happen. Though, now you got
to wrap wrapped up all around your neck. You got
deacon finger to slid all up in you. Now you
stand up there with the bikinio, and it made you
more ashamed. I shouldn't have listened to my husband. You
damn right chose another job, volunteered to back school bad.
(11:17):
I go out the pool wrapped up in the tower,
but I couldn't sit down. The pain was still that.
That's called the big Deacon Banks. I need to tell
my husband what happened, but I don't know how. You
know why. You don't know how, because you're better not
to tell him what you're gonna tell him that for
I wanted to Deacon figured out what he did. Hell yeah,
he church mouse quiet, he know what he did. He
dove in there. He saved you by grabbing your butt
(11:40):
to get you out of three feet of water. Maybe
I should take my secret to the grave. You ain't
gonna take your secret to the game. You might just
take your secret down to the hospital. All right, we
gotta roll out still. Thank you post your comments on
Today Strawberry Letter at Steve Harvey fam on Instagram. You
(12:02):
ain't Richard what Tim Keys was doing? Called the boy
that pushed you in there. He had to stay in
the water. He couldn't get out because he had a
whole enough situation going. On podcast Madness Sister Ship, you're
listening to the Stave Harvey Morning Show.
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