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Speaker 1 (00:01):
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Speaker 2 (00:18):
It could be yours right now.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
It's time for the Strawberry litter Onoe my good friend,
Shirley Strawberry.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Thank you, my good friend, Junior subject stuck.
Speaker 4 (00:25):
On the third row.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Dear Stephen, Shirley, you haven't lived until you got stuck
on the third row of an escalade. I'm so disgusted
that I don't care if my ex boyfriend or his
wife here this letter. I was dating this guy that
lives about an hour from me.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
I had a.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Business meeting in his city, so I stopped by his
job to get a quick kiss and hug before I
left town. He wanted more than that, so I met
him in the parking lot of his job and he
got in his truck. He drove to the back of
the parking lot and we on the third row of
the truck for a quickie. It was such a thrill
for me because I had never done anything like that.
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I had my pants off and my wig. I mean,
we were really getting it on. My boyfriend's phone kept ringing,
so he paused for a minute so he could answer it.
It was his wife and she told him she was
close to his job and she wanted him to meet
her for lunch. He gave her so many excuses, but
she was not having it. Then she said she was
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about to turn into the parking lot to pick him up.
This crazy man told her he would meet her there,
and he was already in his truck. She pulled up
behind his truck and we almost passed out. I can't
believe how fast he pulled up his pants and climbed
to the front seat. He yelled out to her that
he was going to follow her to the restaurant so
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she would not have to get out of her car.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
I was in the back trying to put my wig on.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
He apologized over and over as he left me in
his car to go have lunch with his wife. And
I called an uber on his car alarm, and his
car alarm went off when I opened the door to
get out of the back seat. I hope his wife
saw me. I'm not accepting any of his apologies because
if he really cared, he would have told his wife. No,
would I be wrong to tell his wife what happened
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that day? You better be glad she had no idea
you were in the back of that truck. You already
know you would be wrong to tell his wife what
happened that day. The other thing is she doesn't sound
like anyone to play with. Okay, don't play with her.
As determined as she was to get her husband to
go to lunch with her that day, she would stop
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at nothing to find you and whoop your behind. This
was a very close call for you. You don't seem
to understand that. So be thankful that you got out
of the truck and one piece finally, and that his
wife doesn't know you or what was going on. There's
nothing you can do anyway. I mean, forget about getting
him back, telling his wife and all of that. He
left you in there because there was no way he
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could let his wife see you and know that he
was cheating at that moment. She's number one, period, and
that's why he's not going you know, That's why he's
not going to tell her anything. I don't know why
you would even think he'd tell her. So let this go,
let him go, get your wig and move on. Okay,
you dodged a bullet. This could have been way worse, Steve.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Well, lady, you started your letter off and you said
you told us you haven't lived until you get stuck
on the third row of and escalade. So I was
expecting this to be a thrill for you and turned
out well it actually was. And you bragging body, Yeah,
you ain't lived till you've been on the third first escalade.
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It's way better places to go, way better, you know,
Go get stuck in the sand in Tahiti somewhere, Go
go do something like that. Go go, you know, get
a out of air balloon, go somewhere. You know.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Your expectations is low. The back of a truck.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
That's you ain't live, girl, You ain't live. To you
to got your wig blowed off in the back of
a truck. What It ain't enough room in that wh
where your hat and fell off. It ain't even enough
room back there for you keep.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Your hair on. Lady, Come on now.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
And I'm so disgusted that I don't care if my
ex boyfriend or his wife.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Here this letter. Okay cool? If he your ex boyfriend,
it's your ex boyfriend. But you've always.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Known he had a wife though, you know he didn't
hide that from you.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
You knew the man was married.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
You was dating a guy. He lived an hour from you.
So you went to had a business meet in this city.
You want to get a hug and a kiss when
he was in town. Tried to leave, but he wanted more,
so he convinced you to come out in the parking
lot with him. Y'all drove in the back of it
and got in the third row to do a quickt
Now here's where the letter.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
This is what you want?
Speaker 3 (04:59):
It was, so you're thrill for me because I had
never done anything like that. Really, really, you know they
kill me in these letters when they say I've never
done anything like that.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
You sure know how to get your ears back there, though.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
And then told us we ain't lived till you've been
stuck on the third seat of an escalator.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Girl, it sounded to me like you know something.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Anyway, I had my pants off and my wig see
that that'll throw me in a little bit.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
What what say it said?
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Don't I don't really? I don't want you to take
your wig off.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Your pants off, that's cool, but you're please don't take
your wig off. I don't see the stocking cap with
these little braids in it and all this, heir. I
don't want to see this dew rag up under your head.
I don't want to see your hair corn road, which
would lint in it. You can't keep the wig, one can't.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Keep the wig on.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
It was hot and this it's just uncomfortable.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
It's hot. Hot. I know it's hot, but come on,
deal with it. Anyway, I had.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
My pants off and my wing, I mean, we were
really getting it on. My boyfriend phone kept ringing, so
he paused for a minute so he could answer it.
It was his wife, and she told him she was
close to the job. She was coming up that half lunch.
He tried to make up excuse. She said, whatn't having it?
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Meet me?
Speaker 3 (06:27):
We going to lunch. Then all of a sudden, he
said he was going to meet her in the parking lot.
She pulled up right behind the truck and we almost
passed out.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
It's coming up at twenty three minutes after the hour.
We'll have part two of Steve's responds today's Strawberry letter.
Subject is I mean, this is a good one right here,
stuck on.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
The third row. We'll get back into it right after this.
You're listening hard morning show.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
All right, Come on, Steve, let's recap today's strawberry letter.
The subject stuck on the third row.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
This woman here talking about we ain't lived till you've
been on the third row and escalade. But now she
disgusted and she don't care if her ex boyfriend or
his wife here this letter. So she's known the man
was married all along. You're dating the guy live about
an hour way. She went to do something in town
by ther and she was fitting the lead, so she
went by a job to get a hug and a
kiss right quick. He wanted more. They ended up getting
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in their truck. He got to escalade, going around in
the back parking lot. She didne climbed in the back seat,
talking about it was such a three off of them
me because I've never done anything like that like this before.
But your old ass knew how to climb in that
back seat, though. So you got back there and then
got hot back there, and you took your wig off
and your pants. Now I don't mind you taking pants off?
Why we got to take wig off?
Speaker 4 (07:44):
We've been over this because it was smoothing and shifting
and hot.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
That's the only thing in this letter that really bothered me. Hey,
why's what?
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Why's you taking your wig off? I liked the wig.
I approve mooved of it. I was there when you
bought it. Had the little lady come out the back,
you know, I couldn't understand what she was saying, but
she came out the back, and you know, we bought
the wig, and I said, cool. You know, I gave
you the money. Little high ass whigs. You're a four
hundred dollars wig. And it wasn't no regular wig, you know,
because they had them other wigs up in there for
thirty nine ninety five. And I Toldally, I didn't like
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them because they and any words of Richard Smiley. I
didn't like that one because it looked like easter egg grass.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
I didn't treat the whig. So we went on some
money on this good ass wig, and you took it out.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
And then the phone kept ringing and he didn't want
an answer, and then he find the answer and it
was his wife. She said she was in the air
she was coming up to half lunch with it. He
was trying to make his excuse, so she wasn't having it.
She said, I'm putting up in the park list He said,
don't get out of the car. I'll be out there
in my car in the parking lit She pulled up
right behind the truck. While they was back there getting
it on. She said, we all most passed out. I
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can't believe how fast. He pulled up his pants and
climbed to the front seat. Then he yelled out and
there and there. I'm gonna follow you to the restaurant
that way. You ain't got to get out the car.
So now she go back in there, he and she
in the back. You gotta get these pants back on.
She tried to put her wig back on. Damn that wig.
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You got to get these pants on. If you get
these pants on, I can fix the story. But you
sitting up in here without this wig on. I don't
know how I'm gonna tell her this, my brother, but
you gotta get this wig on. But you have got
to get these pants on first. Damn that wig. You
can leave a wig off. I'll just tell you, my brother,
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That's all I can do. If you just lead a
wig off. But you gotta get these pants on. That's
what I should have said, you got to get pants on, Okay.
And then and then as he left me in his
car to go to lunch with his wife, roll them
damn windows up and left you in the car while
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he went to lunch with his wife. Well, you did
a smart thing. You stayed back there, because I'm telling
you right now, if you'd jumped out that car.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
With him, it could be.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
The in for you.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
You might not be typing a letter.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
You'll be in the police report and in a draw
in a draw down at the moment. So it's a
good thing you stayed in there. He apologized, over and over.
As he left me in his car to go have
lunch with his wife, I called an uber and his
car long went off when I opened the door to
get out of the back seat. I hope his wife
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saw me. I'm not accepting any of his apologies, because
if he really cared, he would have told his wife, No,
she down there, she at the job, she behind him
in the truck. Just ain't the time to say no.
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Would I be wrong to tell his wife.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
What happened that day? Of course, you would.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
You wasn't telling her what happened no other day, So
why you want to tell her what happened today? All
them other times you've been seeing this guy that lived
an hour away, you wasn't worried about it, But now something,
Now you had to pay a price for it.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
Now you want to tell his wife what I be wrong? Yes,
you'd be wrong.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
You would be wrong for that because the only reason
he climbed in the back seat of that escalade is
because you drove up there and let him put you
in the back seat of the exit balade escala. See,
why don't you to take responsibility for your part of it?
The only reason it was going so good back there,
and you had your pants off and your wig off.
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You took your pants off and you took your wig off. Now,
we've all helped.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
A lot of people slide out of pasts before you know,
anticipate part of them. You know, came recognized King I,
wouldn't you know?
Speaker 3 (12:00):
And you probably had to have some help in the
back seat of at THURSD. See, you probably can't get
out of them bout yourself because they're probably tight and
you can't got a little help getting out the pain
just took a wig off self. Though you don't really
need no help. You took that off yourself. You can
do it work hot, real hard. You could pull off
it's hot will it's hot now because she behind y'all
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with the lights.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
On going on to while your car shaking.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
So yeah, yeah, you be dead wrong for telling his
wife what happened today because you never wanted to tell
her what happened all them other days when you was
cheating with her husband. Once again, why do men cheat
oftentimes because there are so many women who are willing
to cheat with them. Y'all could stop y'all's own pain
with each other if you all would just stick together
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and not.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Sleep with the other person's husband.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
But if you're willing to do that, you have to
bare some of the responsibility.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
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Speaker 4 (13:09):
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