Threesome

About two months ago my wife asked me what I wanted for my birthday and I told her my biggest fantasy was to have a threesome. It took some persuading and finally she gave in. Let's just say the best birthday present I have had in a long time until the lights came on. To my surprise lying next to my wife was her mother.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Sucking up. Hold on that we got it for you here.
It is a strawberry letter. Yeah you know what, Tommy,
thank you. As a matter of fact, is so good.
If you've got kids, you may not want them to
hear this one. Okay, yeah, subject the reesum. About two

(00:20):
months ago, my wife asked me what I wanted for
my birthday and I told her my biggest fantasy was
to have a threesome. It took some persuading and finally
she gave in, let's just say, the best birthday present
I have had in a long time until the lights
came on. To my surprise, lying next to my wife

(00:46):
was her mother. Wow. Wow, Yeah, I'll read it again.
To my surprise, lying next to my wife wife was
her mother Mama. Now I got to admit I have
always thought my mother in law was fine as heck. Wow,

(01:09):
But now I'm feeling kind of guilty when I'm around
my father in law. Just the other day she told
me she wanted She told me she wanted the same
thing for her birthday. Help. How do I get out
of this situation? And do I tell my father in law? Okay,
you cannot be serious with that stupid question. You cannot

(01:30):
be serious. Can you tell your father in law? Uh? No?
Or tell him and see how that goes for you.
Those are your choices. No, do not tell your father
in law. Okay, this whole letter is crazy, of course,
you know. But I'm really, really, really surprised at your wife,
and I'm just as equally surprised at her mom. I mean,

(01:52):
just the thought of this makes me shudder for real.
I don't know what kind of relationship your wife and
her mother have. I don't know. I mean, how did
she get her mom to agree to this? What does
she say to convince her? I just think maybe in
your wife's crazy mind that you know, maybe she'd rather
be her mom than a girlfriend or some stranger or something.

(02:12):
I really don't get this. And if your wife wants
the same thing for her birthday, what does that mean?
And are you gonna do it? This letter is crazy?
Six six Steve, I don't have any answer for them.
I don't I don't have anything Your turn, man, I

(02:38):
don't even know whether start this is crazy. First of all,
let me just start at the beginning of this disbelief.
If my wife comes to me and says, Steve, what
do you want for your birthday. I cannot, I can't.

(03:04):
I cannot say to this woman my biggest fantasy is
to have a threesome because she's gonna move, she gonna
pack up, move. I'm pretty sure she'd hear some money,
so that plus half. Um. That's the first thing I

(03:27):
can't do is tell my wife I want a threesome.
And then it took some persuading and she finally gave in.
You had the best birthday present I've had in a
long time. Right, that statement through me. You get a

(03:47):
threesome with your wife and someone else, and it's the
best birthday present you had in a long time. What
was your other guilt? I'm just trying to figure what
was your other guilt if you got this one and
this was the best one in a long time. You
have some hellified birthdays. Son congratulating or you, my man,

(04:13):
I shall want to know where the hell happened on
his other birthday until the lights came on. To my surprise,
laying next to my wife was her mother. I probably
shouldn't say this. Oh, I've had a few mother in

(04:38):
laws in my time. I'm just putting it out there. Huh.
I've had a few mother in laws in my day
is at the end of the now. I wanted them,
could I cut the lights on and look over there?
And they lay in there exactly. I don't know who

(05:09):
your mother in law is, he says. She finds this. Heck,
I don't know. When I come back, I have the rest.
I'm I'm stunned. All right, Steve, come on, let's get
to part two of your response to today's As always,
me and my partner in crime are gonna do some improv.

(05:32):
Tommy is gonna be the girl, the daughter who is
going to ask the mama who is who is me?
Tommy gonna play the daughter asking the mama about this
threesome with a husband named Rodney. Okay, okay, here go.

(05:53):
Hey mama, Hey, how are you doing? Oh lord? Every
things all right? You know it's I think it's from
the rain outside. Yeah. These coins, yeah, coins and starting
to wear me. But you're looking good though, mom. You

(06:13):
know I've been trying to hold it together, you know,
but oh, these girdles, it's it's well put together though,
it's well put together. Thank you. Baby. You know that
fruit don't fall far from the tree. That's why you
bless you, you know. I was thinking about both of

(06:33):
us being blessed. Um we is you know, yeah, but
what you know you got a good father and I
got a good husb. Yes, yes, what mom? What you
bes in next Friday? Let me see next Friday church,
Mr Man, I gotta go down Barbara and do all

(06:58):
hell I'm doing Barbara's you know, I mean later that
like late Friday night, you know, ten third eleven. Oh, well, okay,
I don't know what's what's going on? Well, it's it's
it is ridingey birthday? Tell him, I said, happy birthday.
What what's funny you say that? Uh? I want to

(07:19):
really give him a nice happy birthday. Yeah, we'll go ahead.
What it was, Well, I was gonna. I want to
throw him a little something and I want enough you
can come and ask you for something in particular. Yes
he did. Uh. He wants to um to have a
special kind of party, Mama. It's called a threesome. Just

(07:43):
want people at the party. Yeah basically, yeah, that's interesting,
and I want you to be that one at the party. Yeah,
the three of us together. Well, that's don't say much
like a Paul. We're gonna we'll see, mama, what we're

(08:04):
gonna do with the party is in the bedroom and me,
you and Rottney gonna be niked me, you and that
little fine Rodney. Yes, Mama, please do this for me.

(08:28):
Where you here's my daughter, and that is my son
in law. And if you know, if your data keep
you all together, I guess I going down the turn
turn his little young ass on. All right, Thank you, Steve.
You know we got to get out of here. You

(08:49):
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