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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today show is pre recorded, y'all know what time.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
I don't know y'all at all.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
Soon give them.

Speaker 4 (00:15):
Black a million bus bus boy.

Speaker 5 (00:23):
Yeah, listening to show?

Speaker 6 (00:38):
I don't joy Yeah, joy show.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
You know you love.

Speaker 7 (01:13):
Turn You gotta turn, got to turn the mouth turn,

(01:43):
probably got to turn the mouth.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
The water the mony up, come come out, you thin?

Speaker 8 (02:02):
I sure?

Speaker 9 (02:02):
Well?

Speaker 2 (02:03):
Good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice, Come on
dig me now. One and only.

Speaker 8 (02:09):
Steve Harvey got a radio show.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
This one today I want to share with you is
for all of us, and here it is. There is
a solution to all of your problems in situations. If
you don't know what your next move is, that's a go.

(02:34):
I don't care what it is. If the relationship you're
in is all wrong and you don't know how to
get out of it, it doesn't matter. There is a
solution to all your problems and situations. That solution to
all your problems, that way to make all your dreams

(02:55):
come true. The way around a lot of this and
to the weakness that you feel at times is prayer, prayer,
a connection with your creator. Could that be the thing
that's missing in your life? I'm just asking because whenever

(03:16):
I get a little bit off track, all I gotta
do is think, just a moment, Steve, have you been praying? Man?
Have you been connecting with your creator? I know you're busy, man,
I know you're busy, and I know at the end
of the day you're done. You're done, and sometimes crawling

(03:37):
into bed is all you can manage to do.

Speaker 8 (03:40):
I've said this, it happened to me last night. Again.
I did all of this. But when I look and
when I.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
See things not moving, or I don't feel like things
are going in the right direction, or I have a
sense of being stagnant, all I got to do is
retrace it. Because I'm working. There's no doubt about that.
I'm working, but I'm i staying connected. Am I using
that weapon that's available to all of us? And I pray?

(04:11):
And the answer is usually no? And so I know, Okay, okay, man,
I'm getting off track here, because see, let me tell
you something, man. The reason I constantly talk to God
is because life constantly changes. People who said they was
going to do something for you one day have changed
their mind the next. Somebody you thought was going to

(04:35):
show up that day called in late had an accident
and couldn't make it.

Speaker 8 (04:39):
That changes the parameters of everything.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
The meeting you had set up that had to be
canceled because somebody was ill, that changes the parameters the
time frame of everything. Because it's all connected. So if
I don't stay in constant prayer and stay connected to
the creative, when this thing happen, I'm not put in
my bed, I've not talked to him about how to

(05:04):
handle it, or I'm just not aware of it and
what to do next. And the next thing you know,
it becomes a little stagnant. That has happened to me.
I gotta get back because prayer is the solution to
all of my problems and situations. I have found that
to be the case now. The only reason I'm telling

(05:25):
it to you is because I know if you anything
like me slash human being, then there are times that
you feel anxious. There's moments of desperation. You have moments
of uncertainty. There are times when you feel like you've
lost your way, or your purpose is a little blurred.

(05:46):
You're not sure anymore, or you don't know what your
next move is, or the relationship you in or the
relationships you dabbling in they're just all wrong for you. Man,
there is a solution to all your problems and situations
and his prayer. If you're suffering from any of the

(06:07):
things I just listed, or any other thing you could
think of, just check your prayer. What has your prayer
been lately?

Speaker 8 (06:13):
About it? And this is for everybody.

Speaker 2 (06:18):
I often find when I get that disconnection, man, my
prayer and slipped off, I started feeling a little bit less,
so I got to jump back on it. I'm just
offering you a solution to it, man, and and and
and I'm giving you a solution that works one thousand percent.
Fust show. See, I ain't guessing.

Speaker 8 (06:39):
At this one.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
I'm telling you what has happened in my life, how
I did it, and it'll do for you. God is
filled with mercy and grace. He knows we all messed up.
He knows all of us have done some jacked up
things that don't nobody know about.

Speaker 8 (06:56):
He knows all about our past. Man, he knows all
of that.

Speaker 2 (07:01):
But He is so full of grace and mercy, so
full of fifty to fifty chances. But you know the
thing about your life, though, and the thing I had
to come to terms with And the reason I don't
let out of the reason I don't let my past
bury me, the reason I don't let my past define
me is because my past, I found out, were just

(07:24):
the ingredients needed for me to make this cake I'm
eating now. My past is just my ingredients. See, you
don't get rid of your past. They ain't they gone nowhere.
They are the ingredients. But when you put them with

(07:44):
something else, they look better, they taste better, It is better.

Speaker 8 (07:50):
All of our pasts are just.

Speaker 2 (07:52):
The ingredients that have become the cake we eating now. Now,
if you don't like the way your cake taste, then
you gotta start putting some other ingredients. Just because you
started off and your cake was messed up don't mean
you can't straighten out the flavor your cake. You gotta
put some different ingredients in there. So let's say your

(08:12):
cake is trifling tasted, it's bitter. Your cake is bitter, Well,
you got to dilute the bitterness. You gotta put some
more goodness in there. So you got to put some
goodness ingredients to take away the taste of the bitterness.
So you got to put some different ingredients in there.
You gotta start living your life a little more kindly,

(08:33):
a little more thoughtful, a little more sharing, a little
more caring. And then after a while, man, those new
ingredients combined with that bitter it starts overshadowing the bitter
taste because the bitter taste is further behind you. Now
see something that happened to you twelve fifteen, thirty twenty five,
sixteen years ago. Ain't got to be the flavor that's

(08:55):
in your mouth now unless you let it be the ingredients. Man,
if you sink it away your cake taste and change
your ingredients, put something else in your cake mix so
you can get a better taste. If you don't like
the way your life tastes, pray. I've been here my

(09:16):
mama saying for years, boy prayer change his things, don't
my mama said to me all the time. I said
to my TV artist is when they come see me
on the talk show, before I walk on stage, I
tell them these words, my mother said. I said, my
mother used to always tell me this, and it's bailed
me out, and it might do the same thing for you.

(09:37):
I said, whatever I get in trouble, I hear her words.
She said, son, don't forget to pray. Don't be ashamed
to pray, and don't be too proud to pray, because prayer, prayer,
change is things, and you better believe something it one
hundred percent show.

Speaker 3 (09:56):
Do you're listening hard Morning Show ladies and gentlemen, boys
and girls.

Speaker 2 (10:03):
We are back to Steve Harvey Morning Show Live in
full effect. Hey man, ever grateful today, Grateful for all things,
Grateful for the good times the bad times. If you're
out there struggling with anything, just know this, This too
shall pass, man o man o man. And I know
it lasts longer than you want it to. I know

(10:25):
you be up in it longer and thicker and harder
than you think it's necessary. But God got a plan
for you. Everything you're going through is God preparing you
for what you ask for. I know that's hard to
understand sometimes, but.

Speaker 8 (10:43):
It is true.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
You just gotta keep trusting and you got to keep believing,
keep the faith up, keep your head up, and keep
looking to God because really, man, that's sometimes that's all
you got.

Speaker 8 (10:54):
But then sometimes He allowed things to happen.

Speaker 2 (10:57):
To you so you can come to that realization because
He know who you are, and he know who you
are if you are believing you believe in him. He gonna,
he gonna. He got ways of helping you believe better more.
He got ways. And you ain't no need of you
getting mad about it, because I tell you something. When
I was homeless, I had had enough of that, and

(11:17):
I told him, I said, God, whatever lesson you're trying
to teach me. I got it. Yeah, I know, I
know you do. I'm just gonna make sure. After six
months I was, I was, I was tapped up one year.
I hit you one year mark and when I don't
know what this about, but I got two years. But
looking at him, crazy there, Hey, God, was that in here?
Two and a half years? Have you heard me? I said,

(11:41):
I got it? He said, He must have said, who
are you houlering at?

Speaker 5 (11:51):
Who?

Speaker 2 (11:52):
Who do you think you're talking to? You know what
I am? Okay, you must have forgotten a little longer.

Speaker 8 (12:01):
I was a little bit more than.

Speaker 2 (12:02):
Three years, got somewhere to stay.

Speaker 5 (12:05):
Now.

Speaker 2 (12:06):
The first apartment one hundred and eighty five dollars a month.

Speaker 8 (12:10):
I paid late fees every month.

Speaker 10 (12:13):
And you just got off being holess.

Speaker 2 (12:15):
No, and that one eighty five a month was killing me.
Whoa next apartment? After I paid one eighty five. The
next apartment I had, I paid two fifteen a month. Wow,
two hundred and fifteen dollars a month. All this was
in the in the in the in the in the

(12:36):
early early nineties.

Speaker 8 (12:38):
Yeah, where was you?

Speaker 10 (12:39):
Don was in down?

Speaker 8 (12:41):
Yeah, I was in Texas.

Speaker 2 (12:43):
My first apartment was in Texas from a figure you
know five.

Speaker 1 (12:49):
It was a studio.

Speaker 8 (12:51):
It wasn't nothing.

Speaker 2 (12:53):
Nothing you walked in there was. Everything was mine thought
to it. You had a dough on it. I had
a lock. I had a refrigerator, yes, a small stove,
and my old damn bathroom.

Speaker 1 (13:16):
Shelter.

Speaker 2 (13:17):
Grateful boy. Yeah, let me tell you something. I step
on the floor on the pallet that I made with
some blankets that I had, well I had, I had
stole them, but they I have anyway. That's when we'll
be back with boys.

Speaker 11 (13:34):
Go ahead, Yeah, you're right, we will be back coming
up at thirty two minutes after the hour. We got
the nephew and run that prank back right after this.

Speaker 3 (13:43):
You're listening hard Morning show.

Speaker 11 (13:46):
It is time now for the nephew to run that
prank back. Nephew, what you got today?

Speaker 12 (13:52):
This goes out to the cheerleaders. You know this right
here is bottom of the pyramid. So are you cheer
moms out there? Are your beautiful cheerleaders for you all
bottom of the pier men, all right, bottom of men,
cat dog?

Speaker 2 (14:07):
If you would.

Speaker 5 (14:15):
Hello, hello, Hello, Hello? Yeah, can you hear me? I'm
trying to reach Angela.

Speaker 13 (14:23):
Angela had on just a second, let me count it down. Okay, Hi,
who are you trying to reach.

Speaker 9 (14:30):
I'm trying to reach Angela? This Angela? Oh yeah, this
se Hi Angela. This is Chip Chip. I'm the new
camp director for the cheerleading camp for the summer.

Speaker 13 (14:39):
Oh hi, Chip, what kind of for you?

Speaker 9 (14:41):
Just want to give you a courtesy call your daughter?
You've got her signed up for four weeks with the camp,
right yeah? Yeah, this is you guys, third year of
being a part of the camp.

Speaker 10 (14:51):
Yep.

Speaker 13 (14:51):
And she's really excited. She loves coming to the camp
and we think it's a great thing for her to
be involved in.

Speaker 9 (14:57):
What's up? Okay? You guys just finished the whole cheerleading too,
am I right? The competition season?

Speaker 13 (15:02):
Yes, just coming off of that right right?

Speaker 9 (15:05):
Okay, Well, we're getting ready for the summer and where
everybody's excited about coming out and being a part of
what's going on. So here's what I wanted to give
you a little bit. Like I said, I'm the new
camp director. I was just starting at this job. I
got a few notes that were given to me about
about so I wanted to give you a call and
see if I could talk to you about it.

Speaker 5 (15:25):
A few notes giving you about Yeah, just a couple
of notes.

Speaker 9 (15:28):
I don't think it's anything that we can make sure
is okay?

Speaker 13 (15:30):
What kind of notes?

Speaker 9 (15:31):
Well, it's been brought to my attention that some of
the parents whose daughters are out there as well, there's
going to be there this summer a little concerned about
her being on top of the pyramid, that she's is
get a little heavy? Should sheat right?

Speaker 14 (15:48):
Way?

Speaker 2 (15:48):
Wait?

Speaker 13 (15:48):
Wait will with liberway hol hold home? You calling me
about some some other parents and said about how big
my child is or how much my child ways.

Speaker 9 (16:00):
That was what I wanted to let you know is
is we're gonna put together a face?

Speaker 13 (16:07):
Oh no, you ain't gonna put no bab I don't
already pay my money? And what you say? Your name
is chimp? And how long have you been in director?
Because I was just up there two weeks ago, and
they told me that she was gonna be the same
position that she was last year because that is what worked,
that's the formation that works.

Speaker 9 (16:24):
So I don't even know what we Supposedly that some
of the girls are complaining that she's too heavy to
hold up, so that what seems to be the problem
in there, they're not getting a strong enough pramd.

Speaker 13 (16:33):
And I'm going now, wait a minute, wait a minute.
I know, well, she ain't the biggest one I felt,
have you been I sail? My child is not the
biggest child I felt when because obviously you have not
saved these childers. It's somebody so old, I felt.

Speaker 9 (16:48):
Okay, hang on, say Angela, I want you to calm
down a bit.

Speaker 13 (16:50):
No, I ain't nobody gonna calm down because I don't
already paid my money, and this that I'll be talking
about what parents, what Parrison said something is it is?

Speaker 5 (16:59):
It carries ma'am.

Speaker 9 (17:00):
I'm not gonna stay who it is, but let's just
say it was several.

Speaker 14 (17:03):
Oh.

Speaker 13 (17:04):
I think Paris has got something to say about my
child and her position on the cheerleading squad, because if
you ain't gonna puk up no name, then I'm gonna
say what you're calling me about. I'll tell you one thing.
Would she get out there? I done paid my money.
She better not be on no base. She better be
in the air. I guarantee you that. Right now, I've
been hanging with you, ain't nobody said nothing to me

(17:26):
about in.

Speaker 14 (17:27):
Her way and all this.

Speaker 9 (17:28):
Okay, Angela, can you hear me? I just wanted you
to hear me clearly.

Speaker 5 (17:32):
I haven't seen these young ladies yet. Once I see them,
I will critique.

Speaker 9 (17:36):
What I think.

Speaker 14 (17:36):
Say.

Speaker 13 (17:37):
You don't even need to be calling me because you
ain't even seen nothing. So you calling me with something?
He says, she's from some other parents that's been skinned
and grinted in my face, and they now wanted it
saying nothing to me. They have been in my house,
we din't have parties, always hearing this competition every weekend,
every other day, and they couldn't say nothing to me
about my baby. I tell you what, why don't you
call your girls on the three way? Miss the chill?

(17:59):
If you can't come call them on the three I
got them. I call him on the three way.

Speaker 5 (18:03):
Different?

Speaker 14 (18:03):
Okay, okay, man?

Speaker 9 (18:05):
All I wanted to do is make you aware of
the possibility that she may be a god.

Speaker 13 (18:10):
Thank you you have made me aware. And I guarantee
you that if I bring my big yellow and come
to the practice, I guarantee you want to be no
base how much you want to bet off that. Mister Chip.

Speaker 9 (18:19):
Look, you're gonna quit holler at me. And I told
you I would try to take a look at these jils.
But I tell you what your thought is gonna be
a face or she's gonna be a back support. Whichever
I decide, she's going to do cool in them.

Speaker 13 (18:31):
Do you think you holler that, mister Chip.

Speaker 2 (18:36):
No, that's not how it's gonna.

Speaker 13 (18:37):
Go down, as a matter of fact. As a matter fact,
miss chill, Are you at the registration table.

Speaker 5 (18:41):
Today, I'm here now while people are registering, Yes I am.
Let me turn this around.

Speaker 13 (18:46):
I tell you what. I'm on my way up there.
Why don't you and the parents that's been complaining, Why
don't all y'all come to the table and we don't
have come to Jesus meeting about whether it's gonna be
for just coming up freezing because I'm not fit up
alerate this. I done told you, I done paid my money,
and this high is going.

Speaker 9 (19:03):
Down that gain weight?

Speaker 5 (19:05):
What what is it to you, whether game weight or not.

Speaker 13 (19:08):
What do they have to do with her chi leading?

Speaker 5 (19:10):
Do you agree that probably bigger than most of the
girls on the team.

Speaker 13 (19:14):
It's not bigger than most of the girls on the team,
mommy daughter, it's bigger than and she wasn't no base
last year. They hiked up up, gonna get up to it.
We're all just gonna be big and pumped up in
the air. Then turned to ride and I'm here to
sig a little tracking table, so you just be before
you get here, there's something else.

Speaker 9 (19:33):
I need to tell you.

Speaker 13 (19:34):
You ain't got to tell me something. All you gotta
do is have you and the stairs around that table
when I get there, because I'm on my way up
there right now. Then y'all can say all y'all gotta say.

Speaker 5 (19:44):
In my case before you get there. I just want
to let you know then what this is Nephew Time
from the sea.

Speaker 13 (19:53):
Who is on the phone?

Speaker 14 (19:55):
Wait?

Speaker 13 (19:55):
Wait, wait, wait, hold hold what did you just say?

Speaker 9 (19:58):
This is a Nephew Times?

Speaker 5 (20:00):
I mean from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 13 (20:02):
Oh god, oh.

Speaker 5 (20:09):
Lord, Rochelle, there's another pair named Rachelle.

Speaker 9 (20:14):
She told me all the good friends out there.

Speaker 13 (20:16):
Oh so she want to break out. I'm like, we
gonna see the season start my daughter uniform. She won't
be able to perform.

Speaker 9 (20:24):
Be looking for her.

Speaker 5 (20:24):
I don't want to break out.

Speaker 9 (20:27):
Oh many baby.

Speaker 5 (20:29):
What is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio
show in the leg.

Speaker 14 (20:35):
None other than.

Speaker 13 (20:36):
The Harvey Morning Show?

Speaker 8 (20:40):
And now you have it.

Speaker 12 (20:41):
I don't think you can get into stupid and I'm
here for that, all right, I am here for.

Speaker 1 (20:48):
That thanking of you.

Speaker 11 (20:49):
Coming up next, it is asked the c l O
our Chief Love Officers. You're listening Harvey Morning Show coming
up at the top of the hour. In the entertain News,
Michael Irvin returns to NFL Network. He settles a one
hundred million dollar lawsuit with Marriott. Plus, it's New York
Fashion Week. We'll get some fashion advice from Blue Cheese.

Speaker 1 (21:11):
You know who that is, Steve Harvey.

Speaker 11 (21:13):
Also in trending headlines, we'll have another consumer parent warning
about the one chip challenge recalled from store shelves. We'll
talk about all of these stories at the top of
the hour, but right now it is time to ask
the CLO colo. This one's from Kat in Boston, who says,
my husband picked up my phone by mistake, and he

(21:35):
took it to work. I ended up being late for
work because I was searching for it.

Speaker 1 (21:40):
How about he.

Speaker 11 (21:41):
Didn't call my office phone to tell me he had it,
nor did he bring it to my job. Am I
supposed to believe it was a mistake. Why did he
wait until I after work to tell me he had it?

Speaker 8 (21:54):
I'm assumed.

Speaker 2 (21:55):
And what he told you was I was busy, it
was a accident.

Speaker 8 (22:01):
I didn't realize I had it.

Speaker 2 (22:03):
You ain't called me and asked, boy, it slipped my mind.
You know.

Speaker 8 (22:09):
That's all stuff I would.

Speaker 1 (22:11):
Say now that that could be the truth too.

Speaker 8 (22:14):
It probably ain't, though.

Speaker 1 (22:17):
But it sounds like that sounds like the truth.

Speaker 8 (22:20):
Why would we tell the truth.

Speaker 1 (22:22):
Because it wound? It's okay if it's the truth.

Speaker 10 (22:26):
Well, that's the point of life.

Speaker 8 (22:28):
No, that's that's what I said.

Speaker 15 (22:30):
Again, that's the point of line. It's supposed to sound
like the truth.

Speaker 2 (22:34):
Yeah, because what you don't tell you was I've been
suspecting some things about you. So I've been taking your
phone waiting on at the rain. And what I want
you to know is I answered every damn call and
text that came through, every last one of them.

Speaker 1 (22:50):
He was waiting for something laying in the cut.

Speaker 9 (22:54):
All right.

Speaker 11 (22:54):
This one's from Sharon in Lansing. Shearon says, I'm thirty
eight and I'm dating a man that's twenty four years old.
His sister that's my age. Told some of our mutual
friends that I am a desperate cougar. Does age really matter?
If he has an old soul? And I'm a big
kid at heart. Am I foolish to think this will work?

Speaker 8 (23:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (23:14):
Twenty four thirty eight?

Speaker 8 (23:15):
Yeah, yeah, you're pretty stupid. He twenty four.

Speaker 2 (23:20):
Twenty folk male species, thirty eight year old female species.
The maturity rate at that age, the disparaging dispersion of
age difference, that that's a huge jump. See, it's different
if this man is forty five and you fifty six

(23:43):
or something like that, that's different because he way more
grown twenty folk. Then look, dumb head boy, he got
your age. Yeah, and for you to think he got
an old soul, that's really shows how young you are.

Speaker 16 (23:58):
But you've beenish fact and I say this like y'all
always say who he fine?

Speaker 2 (24:03):
Though he's bringing it then he's bringing he's bringing it.

Speaker 1 (24:09):
And often yes, endurance endurance.

Speaker 8 (24:13):
No no, no, no, no, ain't no endurance.

Speaker 2 (24:17):
It's it's the amount of times the rounds you can Okay,
ain't no doings. He ain't learned the lock hold on,
He ain't learned that hit He back in five minutes, Yeah,
right back, God, I'm here. This is him right here.
My bad, my bad, Sorry a little quick, but I'm

(24:37):
back though. That's him. You got me a kidd boy,
that's good. Okay, give me a minute and I do
mean a minute.

Speaker 1 (24:52):
All right, all right? Moving on to wood and then.

Speaker 2 (25:00):
Hard in the pun.

Speaker 17 (25:01):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (25:04):
I can't make this stuff up. What in the DMV says?

Speaker 11 (25:08):
I'm much closer with my female friend than I am
with my wife, and I wish they could trade places.
My wife can tell this marriage isn't working, but she's
holding on for whatever reason. Everyone will look down on
me if I leave her, and should I pursue my
own love and happiness despite my wife's feeling.

Speaker 8 (25:25):
God, that's what you're finna do. What's the letapho.

Speaker 9 (25:29):
You mean?

Speaker 2 (25:30):
If I already made this decision, how do you know
what the damn letapha you in a marriage you don't
want to be in. You got a wife just hanging
on to a marriage. And you like another woman better
than you like your wife. And you said it, and
you said and what you ain't mentioning is who you not?
Only do you like her better than your wife? You

(25:51):
won't hum you won't your wife. So, dog, what are
we talking about? Why did you write me?

Speaker 11 (25:58):
He wants to know should he pursue his own love
and happiness despite how his wife feels?

Speaker 2 (26:04):
Who are you? Who you think you talking to? Should
you pursue your own happiness? Do you know my track record?
Do you know how long and how many times I've
been chasing happiness?

Speaker 5 (26:22):
Boy?

Speaker 8 (26:23):
Please? The one thing I have been I have been
transparent about that.

Speaker 2 (26:28):
Now you say what you want to say about me,
and you can try to hold me to my past
all you want. I did what I did at the
decision time that I made the decision. That's that's that's
that's that was the skill set I had. So, Brian,
you asking the wrong person. Hell, yes, pursue your happiness.
You ain't a done it.

Speaker 8 (26:47):
I'm gonna tell you what the bile's say. One more
time to.

Speaker 2 (26:53):
Sickness and in help rich, awful, poor, better, awful, worse
until death?

Speaker 8 (27:00):
Do you part?

Speaker 2 (27:01):
Now? When I felt like I was dying, I parted,
Boy doing not what the word means, That's what I
thought it meant. In sickness, I guess you got sick
of somebody sickness and in health. I'm a ride with you,

(27:23):
richer apart. I'm a ride with you, better or worse.
I'm a ride till death.

Speaker 8 (27:29):
Do you part?

Speaker 2 (27:31):
What you make me feel like I'm dying, I have
to part. That's the vot.

Speaker 8 (27:40):
I did it twice.

Speaker 2 (27:42):
I felt like I was dying two times, and I partied.

Speaker 9 (27:47):
Now.

Speaker 8 (27:48):
I feel how you want to feel about that.

Speaker 1 (27:51):
Thank you for your interpretation.

Speaker 2 (27:53):
You are very comfortable with girl. Look at me, Look
at me, look at you, head tilted, arms folded. Yes,
you learned so much from you on the show Man.
Take the vile okay?

Speaker 1 (28:09):
Last one?

Speaker 9 (28:10):
Wow?

Speaker 8 (28:10):
I took them viol.

Speaker 1 (28:14):
All right, last one?

Speaker 11 (28:15):
Steve Colo, Mikayla and Covington says, my twenty one year
old daughter moved into her own apartment, and she refused
to give her dad and I a key to her place,
So my husband took her key to our house. I
need for her to always have access to our home.
Can I go against my husband?

Speaker 9 (28:34):
No?

Speaker 2 (28:35):
Oh, oh, we ain't doing Oh, we ain't trading keys.
You welcome to come, but your ass gots to knock.
I bet you missed your rent before I miss mane.

Speaker 8 (28:44):
I bet you that.

Speaker 2 (28:45):
Yeah, where you're going, it's a Doe bell out there,
do bell.

Speaker 9 (28:51):
Like?

Speaker 2 (28:51):
I have open door policy with all my kids. They're
walcome to come home. They ain't got no keyo like
your nephew used to have parties.

Speaker 8 (28:58):
Camera guy.

Speaker 1 (28:59):
Bet All right, thank you, Colo.

Speaker 11 (29:03):
Coming up at the top of the hour, we'll have
some entertainment news for you right after this you're listening.

Speaker 3 (29:10):
Morning show.

Speaker 11 (29:13):
Former Dallas Cowboys star and Hall of Famer Michael Irvin
settled his defamation lawsuit against Marriott and officially returned to
the NFL network this past Sunday morning. Irvin had filed
a one hundred million dollar lawsuit against Marriott and six
others for defamation and interference in a business relationship after
a female employee accused him of making lude and inappropriate

(29:36):
comments falsely accused him in a hotel lobby in Arizona.
This happened back in February of this year. He was
pulled at that time from the NFL network Super Bowl
coverage in the wake of the incident, and has not
been on since. Michael Irvin and Marriott had settled that lawsuit,
and the terms of the settlement are not known.

Speaker 2 (29:58):
Well, that's because there's an NDA having been signed. What
these corporations do is when they make a mistake or
they get busted, they will have they will give you
your winnings, they will settle the case. But now it's
an NDA, nobody can discuss the case. If Michael Irvin
discusses the dollar amount, he gonna have to return it. Alah,

(30:21):
Colin Kaepernick, when he won the descript that laws suit.
You ain't heard him talking about no more kneiling or nothing,
because it's in the contract when you sign that. Now,
what Marriott needed to do, it's what they should have did,
was issue a formal apology to Michael Irv. See, these people,

(30:41):
you try to destroy a man's career full out, but
then when something come up and he didn't do it.

Speaker 8 (30:47):
Now y'all just want to settle him.

Speaker 2 (30:49):
Come up with these NDAs because everybody that's accused ain't guilty.
And sometimes, man, you can't make these accusations and ruin
people's lives, and then you try to put in a
little fake claim and then something happening, and then you
get to skip to the loot my dollar about your
own life? What is woman with these fake ass charges

(31:10):
on this man? See what happened to her?

Speaker 8 (31:12):
Nothing? Nothing?

Speaker 2 (31:13):
And that ain't right.

Speaker 9 (31:15):
Man.

Speaker 2 (31:15):
Now, when you do something to a woman, you got
to pay as you should. But when you falsely accuse
these men trying to bring up trying to take advantage
of the me too movement for your own self benefit
and he and it was unfair.

Speaker 8 (31:30):
See something gotta start happening, man.

Speaker 2 (31:32):
So he was top. He was top news story for
the accusation. But now he settled the defamation. Where that
story it's quiet. Well we're reporting it, we are case.

Speaker 8 (31:46):
We give it down.

Speaker 11 (31:48):
Yeah, yeah, all right, well congratulations, Glad that's settled.

Speaker 1 (31:52):
Glad he's back on the NFL network for sure.

Speaker 11 (31:56):
In other entertainment news, New York Fashion Week is the
destination at the forefront of shaping culture. Let's say it
shapes trends and the evolution of American fashion designers. And
we'll end tomorrow, September thirteenth, and we hear that One
of the trends continuing for spring twenty twenty four is
dressing like the nineties. Remember that was like track suits,

(32:18):
bucket hats, t shirts, cargo pants, er dresses.

Speaker 1 (32:23):
So blue cheese and why do they call you blue
cheese cause I be dressing?

Speaker 11 (32:29):
Okay, yes, blue cheese because he be dressing. We got
to ask you, Steve, what are some of your suggested
fashion mustabs? Because you're a fashion icon in your own right,
let me.

Speaker 2 (32:42):
Give you a called the suggestion. Okay, stay within yo
budget woo number one. Uh huh, stay within yo budget.
Shop where yo money. Let you shop where.

Speaker 8 (32:57):
You ain't broke. When you get through shopping, nothing you
can put on is worth your rent. This is so true.

Speaker 2 (33:06):
Nothing you can put on is worth groceries. Come on, Yeah,
you can't buy this nice outfit and go out and
then come home. You can't even see the outfit called
the license, just call it.

Speaker 1 (33:19):
You feel that way about shoes though, what a bad pass?
Shoes though, Steve them, shoes.

Speaker 2 (33:26):
Is nice, but it's hard to find them in your
closet when the lights is.

Speaker 1 (33:31):
Yeah, back to that.

Speaker 2 (33:32):
Yeah, I'm just That's the main thing I try to
tell people's shop within your budget. There's a way that
you can fake it till you make it. That was
my specialty. I'm telling you right now. What about PJ
Max and Value City. This was my store, my first
comedy outfit. When I got a week opening act, my
whole outfit was twenty two dollars.

Speaker 11 (33:54):
But see what about the time you had those shoes
and lay away for like I had them in layer
away for eight months and telling some some people shoes
and I And that was back in the day.

Speaker 2 (34:05):
I was in high school, and uh, you know, I
had laid away a tin. But I was in the
eleventh grade now, and my my shoe size went up
to whatever grade I was.

Speaker 8 (34:15):
In that size I.

Speaker 2 (34:18):
Grade you were. When I was eleven, I laid them away.

Speaker 8 (34:22):
I was in the tenth.

Speaker 2 (34:22):
I was in the eleventh grade, and I grew into
an eleven, but I bought the tens. The tenns was
tight anyway. But I always knew leather stretch, and I
didn't have a lot of shoes. So I'm finished.

Speaker 8 (34:32):
I'm finish.

Speaker 2 (34:33):
Stretched the hell out my shoes. Before that first night
I put them peoples on. I had me lay away
for eight months. I jammed my toe down. Man, I
don't remember them being this tight. Well, you in size ten.
Then I jammed them levels down in there. Let me
tell you something.

Speaker 8 (34:51):
I went to the movie.

Speaker 2 (34:52):
I took a girl named Brenda Skinner to the movie.
I walked down the ramp and they was tight. And
then I got down there and I said, man, I
was listening to the movie. I wanted to take my
shoes off, and you know how you try to take
them off under your seat with your toes. But I
couldn't get them off. Boy, let me tell you something.
That blood rushed down to my feet. I stood up

(35:13):
when that movie was over and tried to go turn
up the aisle and walk up that little ramp, and
my knees buckle. And I'm in shape now. And you
know how you walk and you try not to crease
your feet. You just lift them up and put them
back down. Yeah, I got up there. When I finally
got home, I had to get a butcher knife and

(35:34):
cut my sheet at the soles, yeah, between the soul,
just to give them me. I couldn't get them.

Speaker 1 (35:39):
Off, all right, Wow, thank you.

Speaker 8 (35:43):
Put the leather off of the soul.

Speaker 1 (35:46):
Coming up, coming up.

Speaker 11 (35:48):
In twenty minutes after the hour. Athletes often feed off doubt.
We'll talk about that right after this.

Speaker 3 (35:54):
You're listening morning show.

Speaker 11 (35:58):
Well, according to USA Today, DOT athletes often feed off doubt.
It can be a fueling system for them, like a
way to launch them into orbit. Young tennis great Cocoa
Golf just won the US Open, her first Grand Slam.
So take a listen to post match message to her haters.

Speaker 18 (36:16):
Honestly, thank you to the people who didn't believe in me.
I mean, like a month ago, I won a five
hundred title and people said I would stop at that.
Two weeks ago, I won a thousand title and people
were saying that was the biggest was going to get.
So three weeks later, I'm here with this trophy right now.

Speaker 5 (36:38):
So the two.

Speaker 18 (36:42):
You know, I've tried my best to carry this with
grace and I've been doing my best. So honestly, to
those who thought were who those who thought who were
putting water in my fire, you're really adding gas to
it and now I'm really burning so bright right now.

Speaker 1 (36:58):
Wow, I love that. Let them know who you are.

Speaker 11 (37:04):
Shine, You're like, yes, congratulations once again to Coco Golf.
And we're also celebrating Dione Sanders coach Prime this past Saturday.
You guys, you know he won Colorado beat Nebraska and
their record is now too. And oh, Coach Prime said
after last week's TCU win, quote, I keep receipts, do
you believe now?

Speaker 6 (37:26):
I love that.

Speaker 8 (37:27):
I love you for them. I love that.

Speaker 1 (37:30):
I love how she.

Speaker 16 (37:31):
Checked her hater us Coco m You know, Dan, I'm
gonna keep coach Prime, gonna keep checking them golf.

Speaker 8 (37:37):
Because you know, these people are human, man.

Speaker 2 (37:40):
Yeah, and people don't understand man, y'all be fine off
on people man, and is in no regard for how
they feel or think. And you think because you got
a pin or something, you just say what you want
to say and then you just get tired of it.
That's why I don't want to own up to it
after the fact. That's what NO.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
Want to move on.

Speaker 2 (38:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (38:01):
Hey, no, I ain't never said anything Prime Prime.

Speaker 9 (38:04):
No, no, no, no.

Speaker 8 (38:05):
I read that bull junk you wrope. I read all
through it.

Speaker 10 (38:09):
See.

Speaker 2 (38:09):
And the thing I like about Prime is he maintained himself. See,
I cuss, I'm not using bull junk. I'm nothing.

Speaker 14 (38:20):
I like that.

Speaker 2 (38:22):
That's why I said I like it about Prime. Did
you comment on me, Tommy, Now, could you las do
a press? Come hello? You know till this time, you
know if you say something that required cussing, but's why
I got to hold it in.

Speaker 12 (38:38):
Okay, Okay, coach Harp, you want to expound on you
know what took place last week and what took place
this week on the game.

Speaker 2 (38:44):
You saw the damn game?

Speaker 15 (38:48):
Okay, coach believe you was gonna make it to two
and oh you know, we really didn't feel like you
have the talent.

Speaker 2 (38:55):
I don't give a sugar honey of ice teeth.

Speaker 1 (39:00):
All right, look, we gotta move on.

Speaker 11 (39:03):
Coming up at thirty four minutes after the hour, we're
going to talk about what profession is undtable?

Speaker 1 (39:09):
We'll talk about that right after this.

Speaker 3 (39:12):
You're listening morning show, all right, so let's.

Speaker 11 (39:16):
Talk about this. What profession do you guys think or
do you see is undtable for you? We got an
email from a guy on Steve Harvey FM. This guy
is a stand up comedian Steve, and he's thinking about
dating a female comedian. So he wants to know do
you think that's cool or do you think it's not

(39:37):
so cool? And part two of that, is there a
profession that you find undateable.

Speaker 2 (39:42):
Oh absolutely, I think it's cool to date a girl.
What's the matter with her being a comedian. It's nothing
wrong with that at all. That could be her dream too.

Speaker 1 (39:51):
Yeah, she understands you more than anyone probably, right.

Speaker 2 (39:55):
Have you ever dated a comedian?

Speaker 8 (39:57):
No, I was, back when I was.

Speaker 1 (40:04):
That's where we're going with.

Speaker 2 (40:05):
That's where you took. Oh you know what, Tommy, you know,
hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. That's why
I took.

Speaker 8 (40:14):
You want me?

Speaker 9 (40:15):
You want me?

Speaker 2 (40:17):
That was fine?

Speaker 7 (40:18):
It was, it was.

Speaker 8 (40:19):
It wasn't available.

Speaker 2 (40:20):
Some more.

Speaker 8 (40:20):
Was always with Dwayne.

Speaker 2 (40:23):
Some more fine.

Speaker 8 (40:25):
Dale Gibbons was like my little sister. Now after that's
what worked.

Speaker 2 (40:30):
Where you want to go?

Speaker 8 (40:32):
I don't want to go nowhere else.

Speaker 1 (40:33):
Let's okay.

Speaker 8 (40:36):
I'm just saying no, I was not.

Speaker 11 (40:37):
But please let's move on, Steve, let's talk about the undid.
Was there any profession that you wouldn't date?

Speaker 5 (40:46):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (40:46):
Yeah, I can't take I can't take no stripper to
the house. You can't come here, come my mama, gonna
know you're stripper right away? Watch you walking like that?

Speaker 5 (40:59):
It all on?

Speaker 2 (41:00):
What's that going on? That glitter?

Speaker 8 (41:05):
She got to walk like she can grip a pole.
But where you get hired?

Speaker 2 (41:13):
She in here watching TV standing on her hands upside down.

Speaker 8 (41:16):
Where you get this girl?

Speaker 9 (41:18):
She just randomly?

Speaker 8 (41:19):
Yeah, yeah, she just randomly just do something.

Speaker 2 (41:22):
So she ain't got no fires and just slammed herself
in the floor in the wide out split.

Speaker 8 (41:27):
What is she trying to?

Speaker 2 (41:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (41:30):
I why she ain't got no fires.

Speaker 2 (41:42):
Or something?

Speaker 10 (41:42):
You can't.

Speaker 8 (41:44):
Why she keep all her money in the daughter strap.

Speaker 2 (41:48):
Like you work at a brothel? He certainly probably basketball player.
I just don't see that working.

Speaker 8 (41:56):
Oh yeah, I get it.

Speaker 1 (41:58):
Why why why you think?

Speaker 2 (41:59):
Not what he thinking?

Speaker 9 (42:01):
No?

Speaker 2 (42:03):
You see the taller girls here?

Speaker 8 (42:05):
Yeah, what is he finna do? He can't even date
a guard.

Speaker 2 (42:09):
In the in the w N B A.

Speaker 1 (42:12):
And there the shortest one.

Speaker 3 (42:16):
Junior.

Speaker 10 (42:17):
I see you think I can't date a probation office.
Because if I'm a probation why is my freedom in
your hand? I can't.

Speaker 4 (42:24):
I can't date.

Speaker 15 (42:25):
Nobody can send me down because you mad, I ain't called.
Now I'm back in jail for six years because I
didn't call.

Speaker 19 (42:37):
I didn't call you because of the relationship devote my probation.
So those are the three professionals anymore see anymore?

Speaker 2 (42:51):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I can't. I can't date the
English teacher.

Speaker 1 (42:57):
No way, didn't break up?

Speaker 8 (42:58):
Oh yeah, getting my corrected every time. Old Magnan is
I'm not finna do all this?

Speaker 2 (43:03):
What did you just say?

Speaker 5 (43:04):
You heard?

Speaker 2 (43:06):
That's not?

Speaker 8 (43:07):
What did you say?

Speaker 9 (43:08):
That?

Speaker 14 (43:08):
What?

Speaker 11 (43:09):
What?

Speaker 2 (43:09):
Work?

Speaker 8 (43:09):
That's not a word?

Speaker 2 (43:10):
It is to me?

Speaker 8 (43:14):
No, that's what I can't think? No English?

Speaker 1 (43:16):
Yeah, spell it?

Speaker 8 (43:20):
You spell it?

Speaker 14 (43:24):
What you know?

Speaker 8 (43:25):
You can look it up?

Speaker 2 (43:26):
How did I just killed me? Where a teacher go?
I misspell a word? Look it up, heifer? If I
can't spell it, how is I'm gonna look it.

Speaker 1 (43:35):
Up right there?

Speaker 8 (43:36):
How it is philosophy? I can't spell? Well, look it up.

Speaker 2 (43:43):
Well it's not in the f I can't just how
sound it out? I did for philosophy?

Speaker 8 (43:55):
Now what I said?

Speaker 2 (43:57):
Who is h? All right?

Speaker 14 (43:59):
What?

Speaker 8 (44:00):
Please?

Speaker 11 (44:01):
Coming up next, we'll hear from the nephew with today's
prank phone call.

Speaker 2 (44:07):
Right after this ploss of five.

Speaker 3 (44:09):
You're listening.

Speaker 11 (44:11):
Morning show coming up at the top of the hour,
right about four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for
it today, and the subject is he goes from swave
to really smelly, really quick he goes from swave to
smelly real quick. All right, but right now, we'll get
into that in just a bit. Right now, the nephew

(44:32):
is here with today's prank phone call. What you got
for us, nef, Well, you.

Speaker 8 (44:36):
Know what level you're looking for? You know you all
got any level you're looking for? What love you're looking for?

Speaker 10 (44:41):
A stupid I.

Speaker 12 (44:43):
S there, I know that, and that is the goal.
What I'm trying to get you to understand is the
levels of stupidity, and I hate out the top.

Speaker 2 (44:51):
Why are you playing games?

Speaker 10 (44:52):
What's the top level?

Speaker 5 (44:55):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (44:56):
Oh that's just geniusly stupid.

Speaker 8 (44:59):
That's that's let's get to it.

Speaker 2 (45:01):
That's what you do.

Speaker 12 (45:02):
Okay, okay, what it is? Can your wife help me
with my thesis? Can your wife?

Speaker 2 (45:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (45:13):
It's a thesis. You gotta be a Jesus right, A
thesis that's gonna be?

Speaker 8 (45:17):
Can your wife helped me with my Just check it out?
Here is cat dog if you would.

Speaker 14 (45:23):
Hello, Hello, I'm trying to read.

Speaker 5 (45:27):
Yeah, well who is it?

Speaker 14 (45:28):
Hey? Mone ain't ellis man? Is this is this?

Speaker 9 (45:31):
Downs?

Speaker 14 (45:31):
Is a husband?

Speaker 5 (45:32):
Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? This mean what up?

Speaker 14 (45:34):
Hey? I man? Listen? My mother is mystery man. She
goes to church with with with your wife's moms with
his mother and uh, I'm actually in med school, man.
And they told me your wife she's a she's a nurse.

Speaker 9 (45:50):
Is that right?

Speaker 5 (45:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (45:51):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, she a nurse.

Speaker 5 (45:53):
But you say, you say your mama go to church
with my.

Speaker 14 (45:56):
Wife's mama, right right, my mother she goes to church
with with with mother.

Speaker 5 (46:02):
Okay, then all right?

Speaker 14 (46:03):
Uh, when I was telling you off for damn, if
you didn't mind, I wanted to I'm going. I'm getting
ready to do my thesis. Man, I'm doing my thesis
for the end of the year, uh, end of the semester,
man for mad school. And they told me your wife,
you know, that might be able to help me out,
So I was hoping I could talk to her for
a second.

Speaker 5 (46:21):
If you're on mind, yeah, hold on real quick, all right,
hold on, okay, you want to talk to you mama,
So you wanna talk to you? Who is this?

Speaker 9 (46:32):
Hello?

Speaker 2 (46:32):
Hello?

Speaker 9 (46:33):
Hey?

Speaker 14 (46:34):
Yes, hey, how you doing? My name is ellis my mother?
Did you go to church with your with your mother?

Speaker 9 (46:40):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (46:40):
Huh?

Speaker 14 (46:40):
And they gave me your number that you might be
able to help me out with some stuff. I'm in
mad school. Right now. I'm studying to be a gynecologist,
and uh, you might be able to help me out
with some things. I wanted to reach out to you
if it was cool.

Speaker 5 (46:51):
Okay, what's your name again?

Speaker 9 (46:53):
Ellis?

Speaker 5 (46:54):
And your mom goes to church with my mom's right?

Speaker 14 (46:57):
Okay, right?

Speaker 16 (46:57):
Okay?

Speaker 14 (46:58):
What what? What? What I'm doing is I'm doing my
thesis and you know this is this is my big
end of the year exam. And what I'm doing is
I'm making my thesis a video and opposed to a report,
so everything is gonna be on video. So what I'm
trying to do is actually get a time where I
can hook up with you and maybe examine you and
get all that on video. So you say you want

(47:20):
to video tape, I would be giving you you know,
and I put you, you know, your legs and the
stirrups and all that, and just video me doing the
actual examination on you.

Speaker 5 (47:31):
Do you want a video? You want to video tape
him giving me a Hey? What you're talking about?

Speaker 14 (47:39):
You want to do? What?

Speaker 5 (47:40):
Again?

Speaker 9 (47:40):
Do?

Speaker 14 (47:41):
Well? See, I'm working on my thesis, man, and what
I'm doing my thesis is gonna be a video, So
I'm actually video myself giving your wife what you coming way?
You want a video?

Speaker 9 (47:50):
Wife?

Speaker 14 (47:53):
Hey, hey, hey brother, this right here from my grade. Man.
You know this ain't nothing on a personal tip, man,
this is for the grade. You know your wife being
in the medical field.

Speaker 5 (48:02):
My wife you talking about you can't you come up? Monny, Okay,
you want to video can my wife? Don't you give
a day? We got to look at it. Man, you
want you can't not no.

Speaker 14 (48:11):
He oh, man, listen this from my lady. And this
ain't but I mean only the profession.

Speaker 5 (48:15):
Is going to market phone and I'm concerned. You better
gonna find somebody else. You ain't gonna do my wife
this again.

Speaker 14 (48:21):
Man, My name is Ellis. Man. I told you know
my mama, Miss Sheld go to church with Come on.

Speaker 5 (48:27):
I'm no, we don't know what you know what I'm saying.
We ain't ever senior mama. Man, what you're trying to do,
you ain't fnna do no my wife. Man, all y'all, hey, okay,
with y'all, let me ask you something.

Speaker 14 (48:39):
Don't you go in there and get anyway at least
once or twice a year?

Speaker 5 (48:43):
Yea, yeah, nobody no bidea cage trying to video taking
my wife like that. Put but man, this it brother,
We're gonna find somebody else. Man that man may all
that Man, I don't know you all'll know your mama.
Dog y'all.

Speaker 14 (48:56):
Man say, okay, can you put me on speakerphone so
I could talk to both y'all?

Speaker 5 (48:59):
No, now you ain't gonna talk back to my wife.

Speaker 14 (49:03):
Okay, Can I say one more thing?

Speaker 5 (49:05):
Come my video taping my wife? No, yeah, you ain't
talking to my wife.

Speaker 14 (49:08):
Come up. I just want to say this man. This
his nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You
just got breaked by your homeboy, Doug. Baby.

Speaker 5 (49:20):
Tell my this is you? Tell me talking about video
taping my wife.

Speaker 14 (49:26):
Tell me what you got a boy named Doug?

Speaker 9 (49:29):
Don't you on?

Speaker 14 (49:30):
Maun? What do you say?

Speaker 9 (49:31):
Who did that?

Speaker 14 (49:32):
Doug? Dog?

Speaker 5 (49:36):
Man, Tony, I won't kick it, man, definite. Man, you
don't count about it. Oh no, man, you had me
hot dude.

Speaker 14 (49:45):
Oh man, y'all all right.

Speaker 5 (49:47):
Man, A hunt was being fair? Man?

Speaker 14 (49:50):
Hey, man, Hey, put what on the movie out at heels? Man?

Speaker 5 (49:53):
Okay, hold all right.

Speaker 9 (49:54):
For let me see I speak.

Speaker 5 (49:56):
Hold uh alright, go ahead, man, okay, No, what I
got one thing?

Speaker 14 (50:01):
I gotta ask y'all, what is the baddest radio show
in the land? Man?

Speaker 9 (50:10):
Next time my.

Speaker 5 (50:11):
Wife goes back up in there.

Speaker 9 (50:12):
Man, I'm going up in there.

Speaker 8 (50:13):
Man there, what y'all think?

Speaker 1 (50:26):
What do we think?

Speaker 9 (50:28):
You know?

Speaker 1 (50:29):
You gave me what I asked for.

Speaker 10 (50:30):
You went to the top. So yeah, it is jeaneusly stupid.

Speaker 1 (50:33):
That's what you got, a good job, that's what we think.

Speaker 2 (50:38):
We're all on the same page, thank god, on the
age we are.

Speaker 8 (50:44):
Hey, I'm getting you know.

Speaker 12 (50:46):
Let me say, this is now vacation time for nephew
Timmy and taking my beautiful wife to Italy. And I
am very excited about that. So that is getting ready
to jump off. Me and me and my my honey
dip my my ride of died. We are going to Italy.
And she has used my credit card for some damn

(51:06):
first class ticket and I be damn.

Speaker 1 (51:09):
What what's the problem.

Speaker 2 (51:13):
It wasn't one wrong with that other section. It was
nothing wrong with that other section.

Speaker 9 (51:17):
When he.

Speaker 2 (51:20):
Where did Southwest start going to Italy?

Speaker 12 (51:25):
There was nothing wrong with that, But that other section
it's a section, right, behlf, her class half cheaper?

Speaker 8 (51:31):
We could have done that.

Speaker 2 (51:34):
I just readly man.

Speaker 8 (51:37):
Half rich. I don't understand you, man, I just don't.

Speaker 12 (51:45):
Now now upset because they send you this email where
you can pick out what you want to eat. So
I picked it out and they said they didn't.

Speaker 8 (51:53):
Have no more of that.

Speaker 12 (51:54):
So I told her that I was going to smoke
a brisket and bring that on in slices so we'll
have something.

Speaker 8 (52:02):
You're not gonna do it.

Speaker 12 (52:03):
I'm gonna bring this brisket on this plane and help
ass is sitting up in here in the first class.

Speaker 8 (52:09):
Going to with some fall.

Speaker 2 (52:13):
Umbelievable and they're gonna ask the flight attendant to heat
it up, like you know, if it's possible. If it's possible,
what is you going to Italy to eat some damn brisket?
I'm eating it on the way.

Speaker 9 (52:33):
They not.

Speaker 2 (52:33):
They didn't have what I wanted on the menu, so
I decided, hey, we might.

Speaker 8 (52:38):
Well do some brands.

Speaker 2 (52:39):
You asked for it just out of curiosity.

Speaker 12 (52:41):
Braid short rip was what it was, and they done
ran out, so I guess everybody gonna order before me,
So no problem, I bring some brisket.

Speaker 10 (52:49):
Why are you even making money?

Speaker 7 (52:52):
Why?

Speaker 8 (52:53):
What's a real man.

Speaker 15 (52:54):
That's you can't even enjoy first class. He did want
to bring a brisket on him? Who don't want to
put brisk Sam?

Speaker 8 (53:03):
You're a change?

Speaker 2 (53:04):
What's wrong with you?

Speaker 1 (53:06):
I love it? Junr just that top, Junia that got
real Hollywood.

Speaker 11 (53:16):
Coming up next, it's my Strawberry Letter for today and
the subject is he goes from swave to smelly real quick.
We'll get into it right after this. You're listening Harvey
Morning Show, and it's time now for today's Strawberry Letter.
And if you need advice on relationships, on dating, on works, thanks, parenting,
and more, please submit your Strawberry letter to Steve Harvey

(53:39):
FM dot com. Click submit Strawberry Letter, and you never know,
we could be reading your letter live on the air,
just like we're going to do with this one right here.

Speaker 2 (53:48):
Right now.

Speaker 12 (53:49):
We could be wonder what the hell this one? Back yesterday?
I'm damn your tune in my damn show.

Speaker 2 (53:56):
I got to hear this. What is about about him?
Wheezing and weezing? O? What is whatever it is? I'm
gonna flatters down and Tommy, just whatever it is, just
wait on my fat wheezing ass response.

Speaker 8 (54:15):
I see if I.

Speaker 12 (54:16):
Can get through it this se I don't know what
the big deal is about all this. Don't say nothing
behind he's back. I've been talking behind him. Damn man,
I don't know what what the what the issue is.
If you turn around now, I'm gonna say somebody that.

Speaker 1 (54:30):
That wheezing that is not funny. Stop that is he
weezing on the air.

Speaker 4 (54:35):
Yes, tell you to.

Speaker 1 (54:37):
Stop stop too much.

Speaker 17 (54:39):
I'm sorry, many girl were good.

Speaker 2 (54:50):
We're finished. Start the BlackBerry letter. Is everybody good?

Speaker 1 (54:53):
It'sberry the fruit.

Speaker 2 (54:56):
Now, sir, you got to you got your jabers? Is bananaus?
All right, buckle up.

Speaker 8 (55:06):
And hold on tight.

Speaker 2 (55:06):
Here it comes. I don't know what it is, but
it's not about you, okay or you subject.

Speaker 11 (55:14):
He goes from suave to smelly real quick. All right,
Dear Stephen Shirley. I am dating a forty seven year
old man and I just turned forty. I am an
esthetician and I do full body treatments, and that is
how I met this guy. I did an exfoliation and
wax treatment on his back one time, and he booked
several more sessions on the spot. We talked and got

(55:36):
closer each time he came in for his service. I
have come across a lot of smells in my line
of work, so when I did his body treatments, I
could smell the toxins leaving his body. I comforted him
by telling him it was totally normal, although in my
mind his body odor was a lot stronger than any
of my other clients. After a few weeks of hanging

(55:59):
out with him, I stayed over at his place. Nothing
happened that night, but I did fall asleep in his
arms on the couch. I woke up to the smell
of mint and cabbage. I realized that he had started
to sweat a little bit and the smell was coming
from his body. We had a lot to drink the
night before, so I thought maybe the smell was coming

(56:19):
from the liquor in his pores. I woke him and
made up an excuse about going to church so that
I could leave. Since that day, the cabbage smell has
continually crept up when we are together. Because of my training,
I've made it my mission to find out what the
smell could be before I confront him with it. He
takes bats all the time, and I think it's to

(56:42):
control the smell, But three or four hours later, the
smell creeps up and out of his clothes. When he
takes his clothes off, they don't stink. It's just around
his neck that smells so bad. He's ready to start
having sex, but I get nauseous sometimes when we can.
I want to suggest he changed his diet and take

(57:03):
some supplements. But how do I do that without offending him?
Do I help him or let him stink by himself? Well,
only you can answer that question. And it sounds like
you like him and want him to be a part
of your life, so you got to tell him. It's
that simple. He obviously knows something is wrong because you
say he takes a lot of bass. I know what

(57:25):
mint smells like, and I know cabbage stinks, especially old cabbage,
but I've never smelled them together. But body odor is
very serious. It's usually a deal breaker in relationships. But
I mean again, you sound like you like this guy
and you want to help him, and he clearly needs
help with himself. You said you made it your mission

(57:47):
to find out about what the smell could be before
you confront him with it. But you're connected and you're
concerned about offending him. I get that, But his body
odor is offensive, and kissing him makes you nauseous. So
you really don't have a choice in this matter. You
gotta tell him, tell him you could.

Speaker 1 (58:05):
Do it nice.

Speaker 11 (58:07):
Oh man, he should be able to take this kind
of harsh truth. But you need to do it nicely, okay, Steve,
He well crush the guy.

Speaker 2 (58:17):
No, that's real nice, Shirley. But you know it's crushing time.
We all get crushed. I mean, let's look at this subject.
It's crushing time. He goes from suave to smell it
real quick.

Speaker 8 (58:30):
Look at this.

Speaker 2 (58:30):
What this letter could have been was he goes from
breathing to wheezing real quick. See how that can go.
You know, we all got to take shots. So now
if I could take a shot, then he can take
a shot. It ain't time to be killtos. Here's this
woman dating this forty seven year old man and she
turned forty. She's an esthetician. She do full body treatment.

(58:53):
And that's how you met the guy. You was exfoliating
him and doing a wax treatment on his back. What
the hell he have on his bat? And then and
and he booked several more, and we got closer each
time he came in. And but then you said, I
done come across a lot of smells in my line
of work. So when I did his body treatment, I

(59:13):
could smell the toxins leaving his body. I confronted him
by telling him it was totally normal, although in my
mind the body order was a lot stronger than any
of my other climes.

Speaker 1 (59:26):
You gotta find more. A minute more, Steve, go ahead.

Speaker 2 (59:29):
Well, you got a man that think worse than anybody
you've ever had in your chair before. That's really what
you see. You said, I could smell the toxins leaving
his body. I could comforted him by telling it was totally.

Speaker 8 (59:47):
Norm That's a lie. See, that's a lot.

Speaker 10 (59:50):
See.

Speaker 8 (59:51):
I told him it was totally normal.

Speaker 2 (59:52):
That ain't no, although in my mind his body odor
was a lot stronger than any of my other clients.

Speaker 8 (01:00:00):
Your mays stink.

Speaker 1 (01:00:04):
All right, Steve, catch your breath. We're all we're gonna
have two months up.

Speaker 11 (01:00:10):
Twenty three minutes after the hour, Today's Strawberry letter subject
as he goes from swave to smelly real quick.

Speaker 1 (01:00:18):
We'll get into that right after this.

Speaker 3 (01:00:20):
You're listening hard morning show.

Speaker 11 (01:00:23):
All right, Come on, Steve, let's recap today's Strawberry letter.
The subject is he goes from swave to smelly real quick.

Speaker 2 (01:00:31):
Yeah, this woman is an esthetician. She's dating this forty
seven year old man.

Speaker 8 (01:00:34):
She forty.

Speaker 2 (01:00:35):
He came here for a back treatment. He she exfoliated
him and waxed his back, and she's he's come through
a few more times because he like us. But she
noticed that smell was coming out of his body, and
it was stronger than anybody else's smell she had ever
done before them. Now, this is a very noteworthy Communist
letter because now you you you're dating a man that stank,

(01:00:58):
molding anybody you have smelled the folks, and I'm.

Speaker 8 (01:01:01):
Not fit to do that. I'm not finishing.

Speaker 2 (01:01:03):
I'm not fit to date nobody to sink more than
anybody I've ever smelled. You know, you can have a
little older or some physical things, but we're not dating them.
Most sank in this person I've ever met before. We
just we're not We're not taking I'm not dragging this
title around with me. I'm not introducing you to people.
Say everybody, this is my new friend herman, and he

(01:01:23):
just want you to be aware he stinks more than
anybody he's ever smelled in my whole damn life. So
as we're sitting here having a good ass time. If
you get excited, he started hearing at the football game
at a sports bar.

Speaker 8 (01:01:35):
It's him, it's him.

Speaker 2 (01:01:37):
I'm not Finnish. Yeah see, I'm not finna take this
title around with me. But she decided to go ahead
and do it, and uh she she could smell the
toxins leaving his body while she was working on him,
and she comforted him by telling him it was normal.
That's a lot it wasn't normal, and his body older,
was a lot stronger than any other clients. A few
weeks of hanging out with him, I stayed over at

(01:01:59):
this plate. Nothing happened at night, but I fell asleep
in his arms on the couch. I don't know how
to hear you. Let this strong arm ass man get
you damn there in a headlocked where you done?

Speaker 8 (01:02:14):
Fell asleep in his arms on the couch.

Speaker 2 (01:02:18):
Nothing happened that at night, but woke I woke up
to the smell of mint and cabbage. Now that is
no such thing. That's no such thing as mint and cabbage.
We've all smelled cabbage before. That ain't a damn thing
minty in the cabbage pot, A bit cabbage minty is

(01:02:44):
when you have basil or a reagano in spagetti. Cabbage
is a damn dish by itself. Once the cabbage is
in there, you don't smell nothing but cabbage. So there
you go, lying you're trying to be nice. Realized that
he had started to sweat a little bit and the
smell was coming from his body.

Speaker 8 (01:03:06):
Now that's normous.

Speaker 2 (01:03:08):
We had a lot to drink that night before, so
I thought maybe the smell was coming from the liquor
in his poet. Let's stop this way. We all know
somebody that drink. When the last time you've been sitting
with somebody that drink and you smell cabbage? What is
he drinking? Vodka is made out of potatoes. Hey, that's

(01:03:29):
everything else is Come on now, corn mash. Let me
tell you I know moonshine is coin. Vodka is potato, now,
Jack Daniels and all that stuff, right that that's just gas.
That's just straight damn unlited. That ain't no, that ain't

(01:03:50):
that ain't a callum, That ain't covosiate. That's just so lady.
Come on now, I woke, I woke him, and I
made up an excuse about on the church. When you
stink so bad that they push you to the Lord,
that's a clear sign that you probably need to be
through with him. You woke up and his thanks so
bad you felt like you needed prays, so you told

(01:04:13):
him your ass had to go to church so you
could leave. Since that day, the cabbage smell has continually
crept up when we are together.

Speaker 8 (01:04:22):
It's not because of my training.

Speaker 2 (01:04:24):
I made it my mission to find out what that
smell could be before I confront him with it. Well,
let's talk about and let me give you a suggestion.
This is called funk. That's what that smell. Funk.

Speaker 8 (01:04:38):
It's f u in k.

Speaker 2 (01:04:41):
We had songs out play that new funky music. Quite
for funk has been disused to describe a mild odorous
smell that causes your face to contort and your nose.

Speaker 8 (01:04:58):
To stiff.

Speaker 2 (01:04:59):
It it cripts your nose. He takes baths.

Speaker 8 (01:05:04):
All the time. I think it's to control the smell.

Speaker 2 (01:05:08):
Well, first of all, he's taking these baths at the
wrong time, his time and his off, and he not
taking enough bath.

Speaker 3 (01:05:17):
Time.

Speaker 2 (01:05:18):
Robert just need to have a bath with him. Set
up something in the trunk of his car. You know
where when he get out for he come in bathe
come over your house? Bathe now when he takes his
and then the smell creeps up and out of his
clothes when he takes his clothes off, they don't stink. Well,

(01:05:39):
it's stuck to his body. You don't give a damn
by his clothes. You ain't sleeping with his clothes, y'all
sleeping necks. It's just around his neck that smells so
bad where he's he's ready to start having sex. But
I get noxious when we kiss. I want to suggest
he changes died, takes some supplements. How do I do
that without offenditive? Or do I help him see by myself? Yeah,

(01:06:01):
I think you're gonna have to leave him, but I
just want you to know. Something is caught in his thoat.
Something is caught in this boat. Poster putting in his
damn boats. You're gonna have to get cut out because
something is large in his boat.

Speaker 11 (01:06:19):
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six minutes after the.

Speaker 1 (01:06:34):
Hour, it's Junior and Sports Talk right after this.

Speaker 3 (01:06:38):
You're listening Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (01:06:41):
All right now, I need my boy pipp In.

Speaker 2 (01:06:43):
Pipp be right up. I'm good man. You see I'm
representing this morning.

Speaker 4 (01:06:51):
Yes, straight out of Cleveland.

Speaker 8 (01:06:52):
Straight out of Cleveland.

Speaker 2 (01:06:54):
What of these games?

Speaker 4 (01:06:56):
Pipping it a?

Speaker 2 (01:06:57):
I'm letting here we go.

Speaker 4 (01:06:59):
Raven's over the text, it's twenty five to nine.

Speaker 2 (01:07:01):
Hang in that Texan.

Speaker 4 (01:07:02):
Yeah, man. The Buccaneers over the Vikings.

Speaker 2 (01:07:05):
Oh man, man, I heard it.

Speaker 8 (01:07:07):
I couldn't believe that, but it couldn't. I like Baker Mainfield,
but damn I didn't pick that one.

Speaker 5 (01:07:12):
No, but he was.

Speaker 4 (01:07:13):
He go on, you did, man. The Saints over the Titans,
sixteen to fifteen.

Speaker 2 (01:07:17):
Saints over the Titans.

Speaker 4 (01:07:19):
Year, Yeah, man, He'll go another with Pippot. Falcons over
the Panthers twenty four to ten.

Speaker 2 (01:07:24):
Pied it.

Speaker 4 (01:07:27):
You go another with Pippot.

Speaker 15 (01:07:28):
Here we go, man, the forty nine Ers over the
Steelers thirty to seven.

Speaker 2 (01:07:32):
Picked it me?

Speaker 15 (01:07:34):
Yeah, man, yeah, man, Pippy been picking them, but he
would go man. Jaguars over the Coast thirty one to
twenty one.

Speaker 2 (01:07:42):
Picked it told y'all. I was pulling for Richardson, but damn, Lawrence,
though you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (01:07:49):
It go another with Pippot.

Speaker 10 (01:07:50):
The command is over the Cardinals twenty to sixteen.

Speaker 2 (01:07:54):
I told John everybody have it, but y'all listen to
it now. Popping off got you in the club dancing
your ass, Take it down down.

Speaker 4 (01:08:08):
Dolphin's over the Charges man thirty six to thirty.

Speaker 5 (01:08:11):
Four to Joe.

Speaker 2 (01:08:12):
Everybody talking about that white boys on coming.

Speaker 8 (01:08:15):
There and be tour two.

Speaker 3 (01:08:16):
I ain't hurt you.

Speaker 2 (01:08:17):
He hain't even had a concussion. He gonna give one,
but he ain't had. I hope I'm wrong, but damn
he can't fall. Okay, I learned to I need a
bigger helmet.

Speaker 15 (01:08:34):
Eagles over the Patriots man, twenty five to twenty old, y'all, yeah,
Harry Peppy man, here we go.

Speaker 10 (01:08:43):
The Packers over the Band thirty eight to twenty.

Speaker 2 (01:08:46):
No, I ain't picked that. I was pulling for Justin Field.
I ain't got nobody butt.

Speaker 10 (01:08:51):
Justin the Rams over the Seahawks man.

Speaker 2 (01:08:56):
Damn, I didn't get that one either. I thought, ready, yes,
they had good year last year. I ain't picking y'all. No, more. Okay,
but let me.

Speaker 10 (01:09:04):
Get you higgo.

Speaker 15 (01:09:06):
When you picked Pippy the first game the Lions over
the Chiefs twenty one to twenty, picked it up, So I.

Speaker 2 (01:09:11):
Told that was Thursday night. I'm told John, I said,
the Lions is gonna whook the Chiefs hand and Dave
the engineer damn near kill hisself. I turned thirty three.

Speaker 8 (01:09:22):
I know you won't just break.

Speaker 10 (01:09:23):
Then you wanted to end the Cowboys over the Giants
forty to zero.

Speaker 2 (01:09:30):
I said that was gonna be the upset, but I
knew they was gonna window.

Speaker 8 (01:09:38):
Shut Barkley down. All right, thank you Jr.

Speaker 16 (01:09:41):
Coming up at the top of the hour, we got
social media advice. The passenger side is driving me crazy, okay, okay,
so we'll talk about it right after this.

Speaker 3 (01:09:50):
You're listening Morning show.

Speaker 1 (01:09:55):
Timothy on Facebook?

Speaker 2 (01:09:56):
Right hold on, what's happening to I'm still here because
I wore my shirt straight out of Cleveland, and then
Junior did all these games and didn't announce that the
Cleveland Browns beat the breaks off the damn Cincinnati Bungles
and just won't they got out bungles being Cleveland Brown's

(01:10:19):
what the bungle? Now, go ahead, I'm just I just
want to say that. Damn, Junior.

Speaker 8 (01:10:24):
I ain't even I ain't even.

Speaker 1 (01:10:25):
Do the texting on that's all right, you know, Cleveland?

Speaker 2 (01:10:30):
Yeah, you know, because I was respectful to Detex.

Speaker 3 (01:10:33):
But that's over.

Speaker 8 (01:10:33):
We announced.

Speaker 2 (01:10:36):
See you next week, all right, Pepping, Well I let
you next week.

Speaker 16 (01:10:39):
So here we go, Pepp and get Steve back in here. Okay,
let's switch it up, all right, Steve, Here we go,
Timothy on Facebook rights. I love my wife, I really do,
but I need some help from the guys because the
passenger driving is driving me crazy. We've been together for
a year and I know she means well, but the

(01:11:01):
constant slow down, Why are you going so slow?

Speaker 1 (01:11:04):
Watch out, be careful?

Speaker 2 (01:11:06):
Do we have enough gas?

Speaker 1 (01:11:08):
Comments are driving me insane.

Speaker 16 (01:11:11):
It's now at the point where we'll drive around a
parking lot, and when we finally park, she says, good job,
like it's an accomplishment. It's all I can do not
to just pull over and ask her if she wants
to drive. Does anyone else experience this?

Speaker 7 (01:11:28):
Man?

Speaker 10 (01:11:28):
How do y'all handle this?

Speaker 2 (01:11:29):
Before Tommy, before you say anything, Junior, before you say anything,
let me just say yourself. This is why you guys
to buy her ass a cost her own car. You
got to get her call thought me meet me here.
I love it when she say you want to go

(01:11:50):
on in separate call.

Speaker 10 (01:11:51):
Hey, yeah, yes, I'm gonna meet you at the Beyonce concert.

Speaker 2 (01:11:56):
Now that's the wrong place to take separate calls right there. Yeah,
because y'all gonna be parking. Y'all ain't gonna be find
each other. Who got the tickets? Call it if y'all
would just be quiet and ride.

Speaker 1 (01:12:09):
I've been guilty of this the same I know you have. Yeah,
mine can't be quiet.

Speaker 8 (01:12:15):
She won't.

Speaker 4 (01:12:16):
What does lemonade?

Speaker 2 (01:12:17):
Say? What is Jackie's lemonade thing? You know she's big
on waves. You know that the app waves? Uh huh?
The GPS? Yes, big like oh now waves say? We
all say, I don't.

Speaker 8 (01:12:29):
I don't give a damn by what way?

Speaker 5 (01:12:31):
We're just going.

Speaker 12 (01:12:31):
We're going down the street where they say it's crowded
over here as the police office over here. This Hey, hey, hey,
it's just right. It's calm down. We're gonna get there.
I don't get down by waves. Stop you pick it
a day.

Speaker 4 (01:12:45):
No, I'm not well.

Speaker 1 (01:12:47):
She's just trying to help we're just trying to help.

Speaker 3 (01:12:49):
We mean, well, you.

Speaker 8 (01:12:50):
Don't damn help.

Speaker 2 (01:12:52):
We drive.

Speaker 8 (01:12:54):
We've been driving longer than y'all.

Speaker 2 (01:12:56):
I've been driving to the cap by myself since I
was thirteen thirteen, I'm sixty six.

Speaker 8 (01:13:01):
You need your damn help.

Speaker 16 (01:13:03):
So how what should Timothy do? What if he can't
afford another car? What if they they are where they are?

Speaker 8 (01:13:09):
Well, welcome to hell. No, that's part of being married.
So yeah, you just got to deal with the job.

Speaker 2 (01:13:17):
Good job like it's a defensive drive, of course that.

Speaker 10 (01:13:22):
I ain't gonna lie.

Speaker 8 (01:13:23):
I've been.

Speaker 15 (01:13:23):
I've been the woman in the passenger seat with my
wife driving, because that's how you drive.

Speaker 10 (01:13:28):
I'll be scared too. Yeah, yeah, you drive fast?

Speaker 1 (01:13:31):
She drive too fast?

Speaker 10 (01:13:32):
Yes, drive too fast? Can you slow down? Can you
in the neighborhood? The house ain't going nowhere? I swear
it's I have that.

Speaker 2 (01:13:42):
I have a suggestion. Oh goody, come on, you have
to eat. So it's a sacrifice move. Why is she
talking one time? The next telephone pole or tree you
see drive over that real close by and had a
side view Mia off her side?

Speaker 8 (01:14:01):
God, Now, what is that gonna do? Baby? When you
talk to me? You distract me that you're the mirror.

Speaker 2 (01:14:10):
Yeah, just tat and mirror off the side of the car.
Okay for swear fire and just tatten mirror right off.

Speaker 8 (01:14:17):
And then that's it. You ain't gonta worry about hill.

Speaker 1 (01:14:19):
Be quiet, she'd be quiet.

Speaker 2 (01:14:21):
You had to sacrifice that meal a little bit of
pain on that though.

Speaker 1 (01:14:25):
Yes, all right, thank you, Steve.

Speaker 2 (01:14:27):
It's gonna cost you about twelve hundred though that's expensive.

Speaker 9 (01:14:31):
All right.

Speaker 16 (01:14:31):
More of today's Trendon story is on the Steve Harvey
Morning Show at twenty minutes after the hour.

Speaker 3 (01:14:38):
You're listening Hardy Morning Show.

Speaker 11 (01:14:42):
All right, so Steve, you have some really good news
about your daily green powder drink.

Speaker 1 (01:14:47):
It's called Elevate You. You have to wear tacks in
there now.

Speaker 2 (01:14:50):
That somebody finally sent me a picture in Walmart. Oh really,
The elevate you is what's called an end cap. That's
big for a product if they put it on the
end of an aisle and make it a featured item
on the end, so it ain't just on the shelf
no more. And some of these Walmarts has put it

(01:15:12):
up as end caps. They are on the very end
of an aisle. If you walk past that hosle. You
got to see it. Elevate You and Walmart we have
partnered and it's going so well.

Speaker 8 (01:15:24):
They don't turn your boy into an end cap.

Speaker 2 (01:15:27):
Now, I wasn't on that six feet tall like like
you know, but you know when short people see it,
it looks like it's life size, but it's not. Or
Yola shawn As probably went over there and thought it
was life size, but it wasn't. And it is a
picture of me on that holding the product because only
Walmart has the stick packs and the gummies in it,

(01:15:49):
only at Walmart. Please, if you see a picture on
an end cap, take a picture and send it to me.
Send it to me and my DM. Somebody will get
it and Walmart. Thank you so much. Thank y'all for
support and Elevate you. It's changed a lot and you'll
be able to see how my life is transforming. Well,
I'm not the big fat heavy wheeze and breathe and

(01:16:10):
ask people that my coast. I think I am good thing.
Elevate you came out in January.

Speaker 11 (01:16:16):
Gee coming up in thirty three minutes after the hour,
we'll play another round of would you rather r my wueeze?

Speaker 14 (01:16:24):
And a.

Speaker 3 (01:16:26):
You're listening morning show?

Speaker 11 (01:16:29):
It is time now for Would you rather let's play
this round all right? Would you rather wear pans three
sizes too big? Would you rather wear shoes two sizes
too small?

Speaker 2 (01:16:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:16:43):
It can't fold our toes. We're gonna have to.

Speaker 12 (01:16:47):
Chris Cross, I'll make you jump jump. We want them
wearing backwards big whatever?

Speaker 2 (01:16:57):
Yeah, bad feet?

Speaker 1 (01:17:00):
All right?

Speaker 11 (01:17:00):
Would you rather have to sleep in a coffin every
night for three months? Or would you rather have to
cut off your own baby toe? Or sleeping a coffin?
Or cut off your baby toe?

Speaker 16 (01:17:11):
We ain't taking loose, No, those are your out were
sleeping in the coffin here, that's it for three months?

Speaker 2 (01:17:19):
Yep.

Speaker 12 (01:17:20):
We to sit in there and watch TV in there,
have dinner in the air that thing.

Speaker 3 (01:17:23):
Yeah, you got to sleep. You have to sleep.

Speaker 8 (01:17:25):
I'm going to sleep.

Speaker 2 (01:17:26):
Show you how cool I am with my decision. I'm
gonna lay in the coffin and hang my toe out
the coffin while I'm asleep. I'm comfortable with it, all right.

Speaker 11 (01:17:37):
Would you rather look ten years older from the neck
up or ten years older from the neck down, neck
up high?

Speaker 9 (01:17:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:17:47):
Well suppose it's all happening to you had once you
are A and B.

Speaker 8 (01:17:54):
Suppose you already ain't got no damn choice.

Speaker 1 (01:17:59):
Would you rather if you had a choice?

Speaker 8 (01:18:02):
Neck down?

Speaker 3 (01:18:03):
Neck down?

Speaker 1 (01:18:04):
Yeah, you're gonna have that youthful face.

Speaker 10 (01:18:10):
No, no, no, no, I'm gonna be ten years old
in the face. Yeah, that's what I'm gonna have.

Speaker 1 (01:18:13):
A youthful body, youth for body older and a little
old in the face.

Speaker 10 (01:18:18):
Yeah. Well, I'm already married, so she can't go nowhere.

Speaker 5 (01:18:23):
Yet.

Speaker 12 (01:18:23):
They cann't been married that long. She ain't that attached
to your head?

Speaker 2 (01:18:32):
Yeah, you know the going I like, I like your person.
Go damn his old ass is fine? Okay, all right,
I want to take my clothes off and go down.
All right, now, come on, old man, right now? All right?

Speaker 11 (01:18:49):
Would you rather tell your partner, your spouse your body
count or would you rather have a one night stand
with a stranger.

Speaker 12 (01:18:57):
Ahead one night standing? Haveing knows about it to count? Yeah,
we discussing account.

Speaker 2 (01:19:08):
We're going.

Speaker 10 (01:19:10):
That's it and one what is it?

Speaker 2 (01:19:19):
They won't be.

Speaker 8 (01:19:23):
I don't even know how.

Speaker 11 (01:19:26):
That's today's rounded. Would you rather coming up at forty
nine minutes after the hour? It is our last break?
Of the day and we'll count we'll have some close it.
We'll close out the show with the one and only
Steve Harvey right after this, did.

Speaker 2 (01:19:39):
You quit all that? Wheason?

Speaker 3 (01:19:43):
You're listening hard Morning show?

Speaker 11 (01:19:47):
All right here we are, guys, our last break of
the day, and it's time to close out the show.

Speaker 2 (01:19:52):
Steve.

Speaker 1 (01:19:55):
I'm okay.

Speaker 11 (01:19:55):
I mean, you know what, Tommy, thank you for asking.
Everybody goes through stuf in life. You know, this is
what I'm going through, you know, and you know I'm
I'm handling it the best way I can. I do
the best I can every day.

Speaker 1 (01:20:09):
You know you feel more relieved though, well yeah, and
to agree to a degree I do.

Speaker 11 (01:20:15):
Of course, you know it's still not over. I'm you know,
I still got to go through stuff, you know, but yeah,
I do. You know, I'm glad that I did what
I did. You know, it is a relief when you
when you talk about things. It's hard, you know, to
be transparent and just put your life out there, you know,
for the world to see. But you know everybody has

(01:20:37):
something going on, you know, everybody does, you know, but.

Speaker 1 (01:20:41):
Surely keep going forward and keeping things better. Yes, it does,
I mean it does, like I said, I do the
best I can every day.

Speaker 2 (01:20:48):
Yes, I'm going to be and in closing almost say
this too, because it is tough to be transparent. It
is hard man to open yourself up to the masses
because you have no idea where it's gonna go. And
we live in such a falling world that it's a sad,
sad truth that it's some people will even try to

(01:21:10):
capitalize on an apology, a demise or downfall of anything.
But it's also good for us to take a look
at what the love you have thinks and feels about you.
And I think as we go through the email bag
about our Strawberry letter the other day, what we're finding is,

(01:21:32):
oh my god, people were really really happy to hear this.
People were very very supportive because see, all all of
us ever get for the most part, is we hear
the hate. Because as I've said so many times, hate
is so much louder, but love is stronger.

Speaker 8 (01:21:52):
And when you open up yourself and you.

Speaker 2 (01:21:54):
Become word I'm looking for, transparent. When you become transparent,
you open yourself up to grow, and you open yourself
up to the love. Because when you do that, you
invite the love to come in. See, you don't have
to invite hate. Hate just comes and it comes man,

(01:22:15):
and you be sitting at minding your business, doing your
own thing, and here comes hate. But this was good
for us as a morning show because it showed the
level of family that we have.

Speaker 8 (01:22:27):
That you have to be forgiving. You have to understand
that people are not perfect.

Speaker 2 (01:22:32):
Do you know if what you really thought and said
was ever exposed publicly? Do you know, you wouldn't have
no job, you wouldn't have no friends, you wouldn't have
no marriage, you wouldn't have no relationship, you wouldn't have
no family.

Speaker 8 (01:22:50):
Man, if what you.

Speaker 2 (01:22:52):
Said and what Shirley actually said, it really wasn't that bad.
I'm telling you right now as an affected our friendship
at all, I'm telling you that right now you know
it was nothing. What do I What do I care?
And for me, like I look, I always try to
find the upside to everything. These were phone calls are

(01:23:15):
old over a year ago and so now. But then,
guess what, I just did a commercial a minute to
go about Elevate you.

Speaker 8 (01:23:23):
Elevate You came out in January.

Speaker 2 (01:23:26):
I haven't really discussed all the health scares that I
had last year. But I had a lot of health
scares last year, a lot of them. I was out
the country with them. I was wearing a heart monitor. Man,
I was going through some stuff.

Speaker 8 (01:23:40):
Y'all don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:23:41):
I'll expose that as I get more and more to
elevate you. Then elevate you came out and became a
successful product. And now I look at myself today and
right now today I'm in the best shape I've ever
been here. But I don't care about that. See, the
devil's job is to rob you of your destiny and
his timing. He don't care what it is. And he

(01:24:02):
just keeps sending people for you, y'all. He just keeps
sending people for you. So whatever you're getting hated on,
just understand the devil know what God got for you,
and he sends people for you. Like I said yesterday,
the devil don't come for those he got, but he
does send the ones he has. And you learn a lot,

(01:24:25):
and sometimes you got to find out who your friends are.
Sometimes we got to peel back the onion so you
can find out really what smells. It's a lot of
things that God does in the middle of trial and tribulation.
And hardship. And what we have to do is, people,
is we have to learn not to let the hardship win, because,

(01:24:47):
like I've said a thousand times, behind every moment of
a person that is a lesson and a blessing, and
everybody got to learn it. Surely ain't the first woman
being hood winked in bamboo for surely ain't the first
woman been sold a bad bill of goods.

Speaker 8 (01:25:06):
Surely ain't the first woman been lied to?

Speaker 2 (01:25:08):
If y'all should have had y'all hands up in the air,
if anybody.

Speaker 8 (01:25:13):
Ain't you been lied to? I'm talking about on all levels.

Speaker 2 (01:25:18):
So man, come on, and we appreciate the listeners who
heard this and got supportive and then sending so much
love on the email bag, and we just appreciate that.
But we're gonna keep on doing what we're doing. Now
we're gonna now we're gonna turn this into some jokes. Yeah,
because we're gonna turn these limits into lemonade. It really
wasn't that bad. You know, we're gonna talk about Timmy

(01:25:39):
and these pictures he'd be sending us all the time.
We talk about your weeeze and ass what. Yeah, well,
you know, we already been talking about it. But you know,
we find out more about our weezing ass. We got
Junior sitting over there with some issues right now. You know,
we got to make some decisions with Junior pretty soon.

(01:25:59):
We are family. We don't love each other.

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