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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all
don't know y'all back a suit, looking back to back down,
giving them like amazing bus things and it's not me

(00:20):
true good Steve to mother, stay, don't join Jo. You

(00:59):
gotta use that turn hur you got to turn to

(01:41):
turn them out? Got the turnout? Then turn the water
the water y'all come come on your thing, huh. I

(02:03):
show will a good morning everybody. You'all listening to the voice,
Come on dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey
got a radio show. Yeah, I'll do. Took on me
what I said. But I do like I say always.
It just is a constant reminder of how good God
has been. So my question to you is what's stopping

(02:25):
you from having the life that you want? What's stopping
you from having the life that you want? I know
a lot of people who have given up on achieving
the life of their dreams, but I know they'd still
want them if they could get to them. But they

(02:45):
just allowed to settle for so many reasons. So who
I'm talking to is you today? What's really at the
core of stopping you? What is that? Is it your
friends or your associates. Is it the fear of what
you think somebody else will think of you if you

(03:05):
decide to change. Is it what I used to call
the call of the while? Is it the fact that
you keep thinking that the thing that you're doing that's
providing you these momentary moments of pleasure that really ain't
really good or healthy for you. You don't want to
stop doing that because you've got just a little bit
more something else you want to do. I call that

(03:27):
the call at a while. You know, it's just out there.
Them streets is calling you, Them lights is calling you.
You know, them girls is calling you. Them guys that's
on the wrong side keep calling you. You can't seem
to make a decision by the right guy. You keep
picking the wrong guy all the time. What is it
that's stopping you from having the life that you really
want to have? So whatever the reason you're choosing, that's

(03:51):
the reason that's stopping you from having the life that
you want to have, it's no good because at the
end of the date, here's the real deal. See, God
is available, and God is available for all of us,
and God has a plan for all of us. And
God wants to vary best for all of us. That's
the truth of the matter. So now what we're gonna

(04:13):
do to get started having that life? First of all,
if it's your friends, I want you to understand something.
Your friends can't save you. A lot of your friends
offer no real help for you. Most of your friends
don't have the answer themselves. I mean, it's just a
wide range of reasons. And misery love company. So usually

(04:34):
when your friends are in a bad position, they kind
of like company in that bad position. Your friends ain't
going to church. You're gonna be their friend. They don't
really want you to go to church. You know, your
friends don't pray, so why would they offer up prayer
as a solution to you. You know, your friends don't
really really get the fact that if you treat people better,

(04:59):
people would treat you better. So what's that? So your
friends are a lot of times the reasons, you know,
to peer pressure of what and then the thought in
your mind of what they're gonna think once they find
out I don't do what they do anymore. Who cares
what they think other than you? I mean, really, you

(05:19):
can't let what somebody thinks if you stop you from
having the best life you wanted to have. If I
went by that theory right there, I wouldn't I wouldn't
even be on this mic this morning. I would have
never become a stand up I would have had I
listened to the people around me who clearly told me
when I quit my job to pursue this. Boy, don't

(05:40):
you quit your job? You got a family, Boy, don't
you do this. You ain't got no bit dad, ain't
ain't no security in that. Get yourself a job, Go
down here and get your brothers, go to work over here.
I heard all of that. I didn't let that stop
me from pursuing this. Why would you allow that to
stop you from pursuing your relationship with God so you

(06:01):
can have the best life you could possibly have. You
gang bang because they've convinced you that this is the
family situation and love that you don't have, and they've
convinced you that this is your only way, your only
source of getting over And then you drum up these
ignorant reasons man for staying with it. But they sound

(06:23):
so good when you're listening to everybody else you're surrounded
by telling you why we gang banging while we're holding
this blockdown? Why we slanging this thing here right here?
Why we're letting it go like this here? You keep
listening to them when all in your heart of hearts
you know this ain't right, you already know, but you

(06:43):
allow that form of the call of the wild, that
wanting to be accepted by a group of people who
trying to get you to accept a way so you
can further they progress. To even prove that you worthy
to be around them, you got to commit some type
of crime to even prove that you're worthy to be
around them. Then when you get busted on the crime,

(07:05):
what happens to that where your family had? Now they
don't come down there to see you because guess what,
they can't turn an idea to death at a law
enforcements center. So now your homies can't come visit you.
And then you know your family back out here, they
ain't taking care of your family because it's all about them.
Then you learn that what is it to stopping you

(07:26):
from having a life that you always wanted to have?
What is it? Why are you a repeat offender? Why
do you keep checking yourself back into that institution? Why? Man,
why won't you get it together? Why won't you give
God a try. Why won't you disassociate yourself? Why would

(07:46):
you continue to be a part of a revolving door
system and becoming the farm system for these institutions that
ain't got nothing for you? But you keep going back
in there, and then every time you go in there,
and then your little homies or your gang banging, little
silly little friends try to make you think that's a
badge of honor. Therein't no badge of honor. Man, that's
one mode. What's one more scratch on that record, That's

(08:09):
one mold, That's one more nail in that coffin. That's
one step closer to that third strike where you ain't
gonna ever get out. It's one step closer to that graveyard.
You keep on. Why would you not give God a try?
Why would you not go and see what your life
could really be? What is it that's stopping you? Because see,

(08:29):
I got news for you. There's nothing like waking up free.
I don't care who you are. There's nothing like waking
up with the joy in your heart. Now, if you
ain't gonna be free, get the joy in your heart,
the satisfaction of knowing that you accomplishing something with your life,
help somebody behind them, bars, get in the program, show

(08:50):
these young cats when they come in a better way.
But don't you dare sit there man and just ride
it out, and man, just go and get the full
It's life that you can have. What you know what
it feels like to wake up and be on your
way somewhere knowing that you have something to accomplish, that
you can change somebody, that you can stop somebody from

(09:11):
going down the roads you went down. It's a whole
lot of ways to make your life better. But why
would you not go and have the best life you
can have? What is it that's stopping you? Really? Really?
So you think that Satan really has your best interests
at heart. That Dela thing your mama kept telling you
about praying, you wasn't listening. It was you. But you know,

(09:32):
it ain't ever too late to get back to that.
It ain't ever too late to turn around, It ain't
ever too late to get your life together, it ain't
ever too late to seek God, and it ain't ever
too late to pray. Don't forget to pray, don't be
ashamed to pray, and don't be too proud to pray,
Because prayer changes things. Prayer change people too. I'm a

(09:55):
witness to that. You're listening, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,
let me have your attention. I am talking to everyone
today who has ever had the aspiration of becoming a millionaire.

(10:18):
All if you've ever had the aspiration of holding a
full time job, these are the two groups that I'm
talking to. Anyone who has had the aspiration of holding
a full time job and anybody who has had the
aspiration of becoming a millionaire. This show is dedicated to

(10:41):
the two coldish groups on planet Earth. You dig, Welcome
to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. What group you in,
Shutty Strawberry, I'm in both, Steve, Thank you very much.
Colin Farrell, God, let's get it, Junior, I got five jobs.
Tell me I ain't trying, nephew, tire me every day.

(11:05):
I'm hustling. I'm trying to be in there. Guess up
for you. Oh you ain't. I ain't in this servant here?
You got something I got I got somewhere else. I'm
head ain't. Nobody asked me that, So we just throwing

(11:27):
it out, y'all. That's my two favorite groups of people.
Anybody that wants to work, and anybody want to be rich.
I love both of them people because you ain't got
to be rich to be my friend. Because I gotta
tell you something. None of my friends are rich. Do
you know that? Really? Man? None of my well I

(11:48):
got one favorite friends really, I mean my friend friends,
I mean my real friend oh, real friends. Ninety nine
point nine percent of them are not rich people. M
But but what about running in those circles, you know,

(12:10):
the um like minded people and birds of a feather
flock together and all that. Yeah, that's all. They just
business acquaintances and associates. We make some money together, we
do some deals together, we go to dinner together. You know,
we pull for each other. But I don't. We haven't
been through enough to call them friends, you know what

(12:31):
I mean? Really? Yeah? Well, you know what, remember back
in the day when Oprah and Gail that their friendship was,
you know, so popular and everything. It still is now.
But back in the day, Gail was Oprah's friends. So
Oprah gave her a million dollars so she could be
a millionaire. Two remember that. I don't feel that way

(12:53):
like that. No, Well, junior, junior, me and you we
co workers, and I'm more like a mentor. You are
you can't buy money from me and called me ste
We are here, no never will be okay, but what

(13:16):
have we learned? Right here? We ain't rich? And hear you,
he's not opening, We're not gale. Excuse me, Thomas Miles
is rich. I'm nephew, Tommy, I'm nephew Tommy. Wow, I'm
I don't never know what he All right, We'll have

(13:39):
more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up right
after this you're listening show. Right now, it's time for
the nephew to run that brank back. Raymond in the closet,
Steve's all time favorite, right greatest in the damn prank

(14:07):
Get you all right, let's go catch up. Hello? Hello, Herry?
Who the can you hear me? Yeah? Bad? Who's there?
This Raymond man? Speak up? I can't hear you. Who
this this Raymond man? Speak up? I can't hear you.
Who is this Raymond? Raymond? Raymond vond is my sister

(14:33):
Veronda brother? Yes, what's up? What's up? Man? What's up?
Somebody them broke in the house, taking the house right now.
I'm in the hold on hello, hold on man, damn
I badly can he what you're saying? Somebody that what
somebody them broken house? I want to hear you whispering,
because they're in the house right now. I'm wait a minute,

(14:55):
wait a minute. You're saying somebody the broken the house
and they steal in there. Somebody the broke in the house.
I'm getting the house now. Hold on, Wait a minute.
You're saying, somebody that broke it to your damn house
and they steal in there. Yes, what you're doing? See
nothing there? Why you ain't call the police. I'm in
the closet. I'm in the closet and I'm trying to

(15:16):
get somebody to hold on, hold on, well, I don't
know what to do. Man, you're saying, somebody in the house,
in your damn house? White? Nah, okay, wait where you
live at? Where you live at? I'm hold thirty six
straight because I'm at thirty two and a half. You
know what, hold on, I'm for the call. Lord, n't

(15:38):
wait wait wait wait wait man, you know what what?
Wait a minute? Don't call the police. You see your
to the hold somebody for nose? You know, people going
to kill you and you talking about you don't want
them arrested. We got some illegal stuff. Now, don't call nobody.
Don't wait a minute. Wait wait nah, you're saying hold on,

(16:00):
you're saying, don't call the damn loss. You have to
go to the house. Don't call them week they got it.
That's a Nickels in the hold doing. Man, what Man?
You know what is bad? Do you know what you're seeing?
Your something there? That's probably why they're in the house.

(16:22):
Now you have set you up in the house, got
you in there and there that's I guarantee you that
what you what you got in there? And you know what, man,
let me tell you something. I'm gonna tell you the
best thing to do even do the people in your
house right now you need to jumpers. Let me call them. Man,

(16:43):
you need to let me call the damn low because
I'm gonna tell you right now you can't get don't
do that. I'm gonna put you know what, man, I'm
gonna tell you, don't call them. You will say that now.
I'm gonna tell you. Now, I get called a loan,
I'm gonna call the long hold on, I get my
wife the call right now, don't call the police. Don't
call them because it's too much legal my wife. Man,

(17:12):
but I'm gonna teall you something. Answer I can't do it.
Thank da't for to go down there. Now. I'm gonna
tell you something. I could call this food. Tell me
don't even call the damn low you know what, man
looking good dog called. Be honest with you. I'm I
ain't gonna go down there. I'm gonna tell you right
there now, you know what. The first thing I'm gonna
tell you now, Now, I ain't gonna take my down
there first of us. They may be tapping my damn

(17:33):
lying and I ain't got to do with this. You're
gonna get Listen, man, look, I could call nine one one.
They didn't. Look, go ahead and call them because you
know what, you're gonna get your kid down there, and
they don't know who you are. Man, you know what?
And I ain't gonna stare on this want you so
they can find out, you know what, don't It's like

(17:54):
call the lot. I ain't getting that. I ain't man,
you must get damn fool. I ain't gonna get an
out one. So I'm gonna tell you what you can do.
Got I call the law if they had my wife.
Right now, you know what. You may not like it now,
but you appreciate me later because you know when you
gonna get your monk heads Waiting a minute, Wait a minute,
just west, But I think, damn side, I think, man,
you know this is some crazy got you to set

(18:17):
your I'm gonna call you stop up for one. Don't
get what I say. Sitting up my damn low damn fool,
you better keep your month haads in that closet. I'm
gonna tell you right now, you're a damn fool. You
walk out because i'mnna tell you not, they show gonna
kill your stupid man. You know what. I ain't gonna

(18:38):
lie to you. Man. The only thing I can tell you, damn,
I'm called a law. You're gonna go down, and I'm
gonna tell you not. I ain't going down with I
don't know why you really even call me unless you
want some help, because I'm gonna tell you right now,
I ain'twer to jump of the eyes myself nor my
damn family over yours. Only thing I could do I
can help you out in one way. I'm called the law. Now,
my wife's got a cellphone. What you want me to do?

(18:58):
Will you can get me. You must be a damn boot.
I'm he ain't going down. I ain't going you know what? Man?
Look look, I can't get in there, and my wife did.
I to count the police. I'm gonna kill you right now.
They could have come, can't you can you? Can you
hear me? You can hear you? Your damn mouth? Shut up?

(19:19):
Shut up? Can you shut your damn mouth right now?
Can you hear me? Shut out? I don't know when
the height that's why they shoot the shot him. Don't
peek out that damn dope. Can I say something? Man?
You need to shut your damn mouth. This is Nephew
timing from the Steve Harvey Morning showing you know what.

(19:40):
You just got pranked by? Man? Y'all Just you go,
y'all sock dirty? I do damn well, man, do you
just got branked by your boy? I'm sweating like hey,

(20:04):
sit up in this damn hall with drawn Oh man,
you sit up here. I want to play with man.
Look at here, boy, I'm sweating like here. Why are
you sweeting? It was from the dock because I damn
sing know when to come down to the house. That's
the show. I know you weren't coming to them. I
heard it in your voice. I say, Okay, you know what,
he ain't coming to get me. Man, I'm gonna be

(20:25):
here right now. Man, I might need to take off
for work. Board in here. Hey, let me ask you something, man,
what is the baddest radio show in the land. K't
be nobody but the Steve Harvey's Morning Show with that
other that nephew Tommy with It's crazy. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

(20:47):
yeah yeah, Okay, we'll be back. You're listening Steve Harvey
Morning Show. All right, Steve, Jay and Junior are here
with some pointers for people. Okay, So no matter what
you're into, whether it's drinking alcohol or smoking legally, now,
this is how you know when you've had enough and

(21:09):
it's time to what put put it down down? Yeah,
it's time to put it down. Okay. When you got
your light on your phone, your light is on your
phone and you're looking for your phone, it's time to
put it down. Yeah. Yeah, that's that's absolutely true. It's
in your hand. Junior got one, yeah, and all mine

(21:33):
is real. I don't care if he is listening this morning,
but this is what he gonna stop. Uh look here, Uh,
if you if you stayed drinking. Oh eat, but every
time you hear a police siren, you grabbed me. Put
your down. You don't need to drink this, No bo,
I'm trying to tear my clothes. Look police, but I'm
not going to sit here with duties with your uncle Jake.

(21:56):
He know who is put it down? Okay, all right,
it's three o'clock in the morning. You're throwing out of
trinking to make Thanksgiving dinner and it ain't even Thanksgiving.
It's time to put it down. Time. It's just Tuesday. Yeah,

(22:25):
he he gonna know. If you say what huh in
the conversation modified time what, it's time to put it down? Yeah,
you're right, huh what what what huh? I got one?

(22:45):
Here we go. If you like what you're smoking on
both ends, it's time to put it down. Lighting on
both ends. Yeah yeah, yeah, you got one up. Okay, Hey,

(23:08):
let's tell you something. If I come over your house
and I walked up stairs and you playing PlayStation and
you got the headphones on dog, whatever you is, you
do it, it's time to put that down. You stick
it down. You talking to her head says put a
place that you control in your hand. You smoking. You

(23:34):
know what just happened with a friend of mine? If
you drive it. Yeah, and we just said that this
light and it didn't change greens three times? Yeah we
still Yeah. But staring at the witch, you get time
for you down down you you decide to debate good

(24:00):
cake and you waiting for the cake to be done.
You got all the ingredients in the pan. But what
you did when you stuck it in the dishwasher and
you're waiting, Yeah, yet it down? Put it down. You
don't need the boat. Yeah I got if you don't.

(24:24):
Got hungry and you didn't decide it. You want some
pinto beads and you're soaking them and you just get
them spoon and sit down and started eating. Down. You

(24:45):
got to quit smoke. You got let me take you something.
Don't take something right now. If you come out the
bathroom and your fath towel don't make it to the
other side. You come out told about Hey, somebody called me.

(25:05):
Hey man, it's time to put it down. You'll show me.
Don't need to be that damn pay We can't see
this all right. You get the work, You get the work.
You have to go to the restroom. And you find
out you got on three pair underwear. It's time. What

(25:27):
happened there? I don't know, but you got three pad roles.
But you told somebody out. If you live in Chicago
and it's one below zero, that's cold, yes, and you

(25:47):
standing outside with the cigarette smokers and all it is
smoking a cigarette, but you're smoking your own. You're doing
weed instead of a cigarette. You got to go. I'll
tell you. I'll tell you what if every time I'm
sitting alone with you and you say you hear that, Hey, hey,

(26:14):
I can't watch the game, figure out what the hell
your ass? You get hungry? You you say you hungry,
and you come back at the kitchen and you eat
macaroni straight out the box, straight out right. It goes

(26:37):
to those pencil beans from earlier. If you didn't pop
some popcorns in the microtwave, yeah, open it up? Hot,
ain't all the popcorn? Yeah? And you now trying to
down them kernels. That's what I'm on pop seeds. It's

(27:00):
over there deally with it. Wow, too much, that's way
too much. Okay, I'm dat it right now, dat it
right now. I'm sinking U because he keeps doing this.
But I'm telling you this. You gotta put this down.
If I come over there and I see in the
front yard and you and your pit bull the same weight,

(27:20):
both y'all won twenty five dog, you gotta put this down.
You and your dog ain't scaring nobody. Cut out these
hard poses out. Ain't nobody scarking your dog leading you.

(27:41):
If you stand in you litally your room and you're
looking at a light bub and you say the sun
is bright today, it's time. All right, thank you guys,
that was good time. I'm to put it down. You're
listening to all right, Steve, you are the resident relationship

(28:09):
expert on the show, no question, uh. And you know
there are some folks involved in a friends with benefits situation.
You know a lot of people you know in those
kind of relationships. But there are boundaries, of course, as
in any relationship, you should still be honest and not
take the situation for granted, though a few mishaps could

(28:29):
land you back in the friendship zone with a quickness,
of course, And even if the arrangement is super casual,
then Tommy becomes the expert. You know, Yeah, yeah, keeper
can so here we go, all right, So if someone
is lying or not being honest about their intentions. Well,

(28:51):
you know it's bad news for you because you know, look,
eventually all everything comes to light, you might as well
if you're just gonna be friends, benefits just being honest. Okay,
that's the money. Here's the money. Let me hit this.
I'm going I'm look yet, I don't love you, Oh

(29:12):
my gosh. I'm just being real about what we're doing
and what we're doing. We're both cool with that. I'm
honest by my intentions. We gonna do this until we
don't want to do this no more. This ain't aboudy
no love. Matter of fact, we're doing it from We
can't even make eye contact because this ain't love at all.
Don't don't gaze at me, but look at me. Don't

(29:35):
look at me, or you look back at me. Don't
look back at me when we're in the moment beforeward,
don't look back. Don't look back. That's that's in the
moment you love. Don't do that. That's just being Yeah,
that's brutally acting jealous, not allowed good. Uh. You know

(29:57):
it's a little tough man when you have have an
arrangement and you know it's just friends. For benefits because
the other person could have somebody, and so being jealous
is just so you post being able to play a
little bit better. Wait your turn. It ain't your turn.
Wait your turn. I show up with my wife. What

(30:18):
is your lip out? That is wrong with you today? Why?
What is wrong with you? And why is you texting me?
You'll see I'm over here. I talked about this. If

(30:39):
you walk past me and my wife one more day,
you gotta get your lip back here paid for what
you got your mom? This boy here? Why? Okay, here's
another one. Guys, assuming yes is for ever instead of

(31:01):
yes for now, play your position. Well. You know, if
if you've agreed to be with somebody for a period
of time and you know that's all it is, and
that's all it is, you really can't expect no more
than that. Nobody always catch feelings and mess every damn
bang up. Oh my god, you know, goodness, Dawn, this

(31:25):
for six months. You know that, you know we're not
gonna last no longer. Ain't no sense and you won
that hour Christmas don't go with you. You hain't been
to getting out of that Christmas now now, but October
we're gonna fade up out here. Oh man, I'm gonna
be looking for us to break bread hair ticket down.

(31:45):
We're been doing that. Christmas is December twenty six. Now
to deal with it, deal with it, don't okay? Okay?

(32:10):
Moving on? Uh no, dissing aloud, disappearing acts without explaining
what's happening, Okay, I can't do it. Well, you know,
um it's kind of touchy because you know, at the
end of the day, you know, if you say you're
gonna be here, no, you should be here. It's an

(32:31):
agreement and arrangement that we have, true, Yeah, because if
I don't know where you at, you might be outside
my damn house and that could get ugly when on
vacation with my damn what is you? What? What? What?
And no, you don't get a vacation. I can't go

(32:55):
nowhere with you. Yes, those are pictures we took. I
don't want to hear about the disappear Why did I
leave while you was in the shower because she would
calling me. I got to go sitting wait on you
to get out. We thow with what we was doing.

(33:18):
The segment is helping somebody. It's all about helping We
help man we hit the help. Why I can't get
a vacation if she get one? I got facebooks somewhere
as we fissed the girl, And why do I have
to keep having this same damn conversation. You're gonna miss

(33:42):
ground be out disagreement, that's what being you goss around.
We had disagree then, Okay, when we when we said,
you know we're friends with benefits, you knew I had kids,
and you said, you know you would sometimes take them
out occasionally. You know you would be nice to my children.
Now you know your friends were benefits and you did

(34:05):
say you's gonna take kids out. They kids, you know
they have things they go forward to. You got an
out of your obligation at least get them to the park.
Uh huh, gim me your damn you see my profile
on Facebook man with kids, your kids men see you
also where their kids need to match up up and

(34:34):
your kids better not speak to me when they see
me out damn it. Running up on before why to
go the segment? Right here? Mister, you're listening Steve Harvey
Morning Show. It is time to ask the CLO, Steve Harvey,

(34:57):
Chief Love Officer. Here we go and Steve try to
keep your composure on this one. Okay, it's from little
Joe in Lake Dallas, tex Right there. Already don't like
you because it sounded like my homie Louis john On.
You know, we already go ahead with problem. Go ahead,
Little Joe says, I'm in my late forties and i'd

(35:18):
love to get your advice on dating women that are
taller than me. My ex wife is five nine and
you heard what I said, and I'm five seven, but
the high difference was never a big deal to her.
We got divorced, and I'm not having much luck dating.
I prefer tall women, and it's a good thing I

(35:40):
have thick skin, because a lot of tall women have
laughed in my face and called me shorty. I even
tried dating a lady that's five three, and she even
said I'm shorter than the guys she typically dating. What's
a man to do? Little man? Look at him? Name
what Loui? Joe? Lou Man? You know, well, I'm being resort,

(36:03):
little man. He called himself little Joe. At least I'm
calling him a man. I ain't say a little boy.
I'm being okay, cool lord Joe. Look at him. The
fact that you prefer taller women. That's fine. You have
every right to your preface. Now you guys to find
taller women that prefer short of men, well see, And

(36:25):
you know, just based on Thoma's response, I'm thinking you're
gonna have to up yourself esteem. Lord Joe, you're gonna
have to pull yourself up and just keep your head
up and don't let nobody belittle you, you know, so
to speak, don't let nobody talk down to you. You know,
stop people, stop letting people walk over you. This is

(36:45):
not help. You don't not help. Well, we married a
tall woman. There's another tall woman out there that'll have him.
I'm sure, I'm pretty sure it is. Yeah, all right.
Ronita and Marietta, Georgia says, I have four girlfriends and
we went on a girl's weekend in the North Georgia
last week to do an intervention on a girlfriend that's
engaged to a controlling man. We rented an airbnb and

(37:08):
had some wine before we tried talking to her about
her man. She was very defensive, so we let it
go and went to bed. Around two am, her fiance
popped up at our place. He said he couldn't sleep
without her so he drove over an hour and a
half to pick her up. She thought it was sweet.
We told her it was very creepy. She's not getting it,

(37:31):
so should we stay out of it? Wow, that's a mess.
What the old people say. I can't get sick and
tired for you. Right, that's it. But if you think
and this is cute and you fit to marry him,
this cute gonna way off after a while because I
don't care how much you love a person. You need space. Yeah,
you need the ability to breathe and do you and

(37:52):
be you. And if he's that controlling and that overbearing,
and it's gonna get old and then probably got old now.
But you thinking he's cute, Oh he won't be so bad. Okay,
all right, we'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning
Show coming up right after this. You're listening to show.
All right, it's time for comedy roulette. Jay, set it

(38:15):
up quickly, comedy Rouletts. Each week, you guys test our
ability to be comedians. We're gonna show you how good
we are. You give us a subject, stop the wheel
on any subject. We can do a riff on it.
That's how good we are. All right, kat, you're ready
with the wheel, let's go. These are the subjects. Number
one ice cream okay? Number two, old music, Oh, come on,

(38:37):
come on, yeah, I know all right. Number three, How
to protect the food in the fridge. That's a pretty
good one. Number four, I'm not the bank that yeah, okay.
Number five, Sometimes I feel like slapping the mess out
of two. Yeah, all right, come on, come on, slopping, slopping, slipping,

(39:08):
slipping a mess out of you? Okay. How to protect
the food in the fridge so people don't steal it? Easy?
What's one is you pick your teeth to they start bleeding, right,
and then you bite your sandwich and wrap that in
sell things and shove that back in there. I'll be

(39:30):
damn anybody pick your teeth real good? Did it not?
Did they believing right? And didn't bite your sandwich? Wrap
that sell thing? But don't be there when you get okay,
go ahead, come on, junior. What's you got her? First

(39:51):
of all? Who fridge we talk about? It ain't nothing mad.
It's very easy to take. My friend, I ain't got
that in there. Better subject would have been how to
put food into free when you really want to protect something? Uh,
what I would do. Get a ziplock, bade okay, all right,

(40:16):
and right, let's see where we had win win seventeen.
Put one one seventeen on that January first seventeen, and
then get one and then right chitlings on the ziplock.
Don't throw away put that. I promise you ain't nobody bothers. Yeah,

(40:39):
And the best way to protect sandwich work is to
put it in and sell a frame and then duct
taper so they don't even know what it is. Take
the whole sandwich. How you gonna come back in? Look

(41:03):
just a brick or duct tap. There ain't nobody gonna
open up that damn du tuck tape culs with everything,
but not food. Yeah, protect yeah, put it in. How
to protect the food in the fridge chain. Oh, the
best way to do it is you can put it
way inside. You put it inside future you smash it up.

(41:25):
You take your sandwich and you bawl it up real tight,
just as small as you can make it, and put
it and wrap it in cellar and then stick that
inside the bacon, sold the box. Put it inside the bacon,
sandwich up the sandwich. That's what I'm talking about. But
it will be that when you get tech that again.

(41:50):
I tell you what we're really do it. Go buy
the dog shelter. Get an unhappy pit bull him in
the break when they opened that door on the inside.

(42:11):
Just turn the temperature down just a little bit so
he can survive. He's in the fridge. Put the right
in the brake. They've been walking in there gracefully because
they've been eating your stuff every day. This don't halt
that walk you okay, Junior. Still, I got to put
it back this one because I've done this one before.

(42:32):
My dog name is Chopper. I put it in a
zip lock bag and put Choppers sweet treats on them.
Put it backside on me because my son Jordan and
put some up choppers sweet treats in there and got
out all confusing. I got one right. Put your whole

(42:54):
lunch in a pample. Well back. You're listening to Steve
Morning Show, all right, guys, coming up at the top
of the hour, right about four minutes after. It's my
strawberry letter for today. The subject is, guys, I don't

(43:17):
know if you're ready for this. I'm ready. The subject
is an unattractive man's plead for help yeah, I got you.
That's all of us. That's all of us got to
read this. Yeah you just no, no, no, no, no no,
I'm still sexy. No no wait wait, well, well last

(43:42):
day I want you all to think is I'm joining
y'all to the ugly. I don't know you over here.
You already here if you don't bring your hands, yeah,
I'm not. I'm fighting it. This man and this letter
needs help. Okay, the subjec for today's strawberry letter and
unattractive Man's please for help right now. The nephews in

(44:04):
the building with today's praying phone call. What do you have?
My roommate been it? Okay, my roommate been it? Running,
cat running bitty? Hello, must meet to David. Yeah to
see Okay, Hey man, this is Chris. I live above you.
I ain't ever met you before, but you you you have.

(44:25):
You've been calling the leasing office about complaining on me
about I'm making too much noise away. Yeah, man, I'm
I bad bro. I was trying to catch you man.
I could never. I could never catch you at home. Man.
It's just like you know, Brian, I'm working nice, I
work at night. Yeah, yeah, you're saying I say, I
work in a day, but I can't sleeping night, broking'
I don't know what's going on in your apartment. I'm saying,

(44:47):
I ain't trying to be in your business. I'm not
trying to be in your business. Player, I just can't
get a sleeping night, man, because it'll be a lot
of noise, a lot of noise, a lot of talking.
And what you do with your business, bro I'm just saying, please, man,
but you ain't up to go to the leasing office. Man,
all you have to do. You know what's hall at me?
You ain't then you know they got me written up,
like you know, one more complaint on me. They're gonna

(45:08):
put me out of something. Well yeah, down, Like I said, out,
I was trying to get I was trying to find you.
You know what I'm saying. But we I guess we
miss each other because you you work at night. I
work in the day. So you know when you're going,
I'm coming and when I'm coming, you gone. I'm saying,
Brian trying starting. I'm just trying to, you know, go
to work and pay my pay my bills. Man. It's time.
I'll be at work at night. Man. You know what

(45:28):
I'm saying. I'm trying to get my hustle on, like
you trying to get yours on doing Hala hala hala
hala on. Okay, okay, let's make it make sense. Bro.
If you are working night, somebody in your somebody in
your apartment talking loud in them keeping me up square,
bitting it. Okay, you've got a roommate us nobody ain't
got no roommate, man, Betty, somebody in there talking loud,

(45:50):
holding a conversation. It's like two people in there talking
loud every night. And this bro, that's Betty Man, Betty
Be talking. Okay, you say you ain't going a roommates?
How who who is Henny Who? It's Benny Spinny is
my bird? My parents? That's Benny Be talking like, man,
stop going me dive listen mine what why Wait a minute,
you're trying to tell me, um bird that was fit it? Man,

(46:14):
I don't have pity two years. That's my birds. Birds
don't even live that long. So so now I'm sucking night.
I'm at the work because because a bird, that's what
you want. That that's what you called me to tell me.
I'll call you to tell you you ain't gonna be
putting these complaints on me, man, But I'm I'm gonna
that's been in talking man, fit it in, yo, boy, Penny,

(46:38):
Wait a minute, Hey, look, I'm telling you now do
something with the bird then, or that's gonna be some
consequences and repercussions. I'm talking about some fried chicken round. Hey, man,
plenty is like a family member to me. Birds two
can sam the chicken on the car flake box, Kentucky
chicken church bride. Hey man, you don't tell me nothing

(46:58):
better about my birth brother. You know what? Maybe man,
you need to square of from front of each other
because you don't you don't disrespect Betty Man, all right,
all right, you're taking something, all right, all right, I've
bet that be on my table when I get home.
If it's a bird, then I bet that be all
my don a table. Man, a man, Then you ain't
gonna city and disrespect me and trying to tell me

(47:20):
what you're gonna do to my bird. But you ain't
gonna do nothing stupid to Betty. Tell you what I
tell you? What see? You can date you at home
right now? What you're going to work tonight? I bet
you beat it. I'll bet tomorrow, I bet you will
be fingers looking good tomorrow. Man, a man, Hold on
a minute, man, wait a minute, though, what you played
do and start talking about what you're gonna do to
my bird? Not and told you you file for going

(47:41):
to the listen office calling me out, and now you're
on the phone. I'm trying to work this out with you,
and now you you ain't trying to work right now,
fir stop you. You called me and tell me that
it's a bird holding a conversation with itself. I'm a
stupid right now. I'm I'm a stupid even continue its conversation.
I'm excuse me. I fly a night. Are you serious? Man?

(48:05):
Or something like? Man, listen, bro listen, whatever it is,
it's just a bird or recording whatever. If you gotta
do something waiting, it was a bird. Man, I'm gonna
be solar salted if this is a bird, I'm gonna
really it's a bird. It's spinning, man, it's spinning you.
All you gotta do is come to me and we
could have had a little like me. Hola, hola, hola. Okay, okay, okay,

(48:25):
We're gonna have it like me. And then first off,
leasing office wouldn't give me a name. What's your name?
My name? Chris? Okay, Chris, I'm different. There we go, there,
we go. Listen, doal I ain't for the past three months,
you know what I'm saying. I ain't really been getting
no sleep because of this bird. You say it's a bird.
I don't believe that. But a bird a bird? Come on, dog,

(48:49):
that's for ten years. We'll take them to work with you?
Is I don't care? Figure something out, but whatever going
on up there with you and your fire needs, come
to an immediate house or it's gonna be something now.
Hey man, hey man, what you can't do is threatened
me by what's going on in my house. Hoole man,
Look here, you ain't been it's being in Lenny. Whatever

(49:10):
the nine years you need to do something with that.
It's gonna be some read it shows like why not
going back and forth with you about this? You keep
telling me something about a b's a bird. What's the
problem with it? What's the problem I understanding that people
have pet birds? Say man, I don't give them if
you have a pet bird, but really, this how all
night long? How do you how do you how do

(49:31):
you live with the thing? Come? They'll never shut up.
I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what Benny told
me to tell you, though God, tell you what Benny
told me? Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
wait wait waite White Chris White White, Brother, I don't
want to hear what no bird told you to tell me?
Can I tell you what Benny told me to tell you? What? What?

(49:51):
What the it? Benny told me to tell you this
that This is nephew Timmy from the Steve Harvey Martin Show.
You you have got pranked by your boy Sean. Dude,

(50:13):
did I get your man? Got me? You got it? Man?
That guy, I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it.
I'm gonna have to I'm gonna have to wait to
this dude, get armed out and talk to him. I
don't talk to much about some polsing bird. I don't
know what's or staff man I do. I'll be up
our night and I'm saying I'm missing I'm missing my sleep,

(50:35):
I'm missing now. I'm saying I'm missing y'alls in the
morning because I'm browsing hitting the slow. But I got
one more thing to ask you. What is what is
the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show in
the lane, man, Steve Harden more than a shot. We
never suth. You know your roommate does not have to
be a human. All right, we gotta get out of here. Guys.

(50:56):
Thank you, nephew. Coming up next the Strawberry Letters, subject
and Unattractive Man's please for Help. We'll get into it
and try to help this unattractive man. Right after this,
you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, it's
time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need
advice on your relationships, on work, on sex, I'm parenting

(51:19):
all of that. Please visit Steve Harvey FM and click
submit Strawberry Letter. We could be reading your letter live
on the air, just like we're gonna read this one. Boy.
This is from a man too. Let's call baby. Buckle
up and hold on tight. We got it for you here.
It is the straw Berry Letter. All right, guys, get ready,
guys on this show, subject and Unattractive Man's plea for Help.

(51:45):
Dear Stephen Shirley, I am writing you for advice since
I have heard you guys talk about this on your
show before. I'm in my mid thirties, and I'm an
educated man with a great job, and I'm financially secure.
I was in a ten year relationship that ended a
few years ago, and since that breakup, I have had
problems meeting women. I have been ignored by women when

(52:08):
I try to speak to them or strike up a conversation.
I had considered many possibilities as to why women avoid me,
and I've come to this conclusion it's because I am
an unattractive man, and I have realized that my facial
features aren't the cutest all right. I wanted to put

(52:38):
my theory to the test, so I tried online dating.
But instead of putting my picture on the site my
picture on the site, I chose a picture of another
brother that I thought would be handsome to women. A
lot of women responded to my profile, and I ended
up choosing four of the baddest ones to ask out
on a date. I decided that I would reveal my
true identity to each one of these ladies the day

(53:01):
before our date, so there would be no public surprises.
I send each lady a selfie of me. The first
lady got very upset and threatened to have her male
friends jump me if I ever contact her again. The
other three ladies never responded to my text. One of
them even blocked my number. I know that lying was unethical,

(53:25):
but I needed to see if they liked me for
me and not how I look. My ex girlfriend never
complained about my looks, so why are these women so shallow?
I have deleted my dating profile and I'm giving it
a rest for a while. I still have hope that
there's a woman that will see me face to face
and be interested in me. I've even considered plastic surgery.

(53:48):
How should I do? Come on, let me finish? How
should I deal with it? Got any advice? Please help? Yeah? Wow? Okay,
Well listen, um, there's definitely nothing wrong with wanting to
improve your looks with plastic surgery if it'll make you

(54:08):
feel and look better. Uh. We really, though, have to
see for ourselves what you look like in order to
make a real assessment on this letter. Didn't You didn't
tell us why you broke up with your girlfriend of
ten years. You didn't tell us any of that. And
I gotta tell you that women will often date a
man who isn't attractive if he's a gentleman, if he's nice,

(54:30):
if he if he's financially secure, if he treats her beautifully.
One thing, though, if you're unattractive or any man period,
you have to be clean. You have to be well groomed.
You have to have good hygiene, you have to be
smelling good, you're breast feed you have to have all
of this. Okay, you do. I'm telling you from a

(54:52):
from a woman's perspective. It's not always about the looks,
all right, but it sounds like it sounds like you're
I mean, you said it yourself. You're not the most
attractive man, so so work on your other features. I
would tell you work on your other features. Steve, first
of all, quits saying features, because that's that's a trigger

(55:16):
for you. That's the damn problem. I was told by
this girl in ninth grade why she wasn't going to
the junior problem with me. She said, because I don't
like your facial features. So you call into the right place.
I'm assuming this is what you've heard on. This should
come on the fact that I've tried to tell Timmy
that he's ugly for years and going on death is

(55:38):
it's okay time I'm just gonna use it this once.
This ain't about you, then I'm gonna use myself as
an example, because I have never been an attractive man.
So let's just go from that standpoint. But you need
specialized help because you're in your thirties and you're an
educated man with a great job. You're secure, you was

(56:02):
in a ten year relationship. You're financially secure. You was
in a ten year relationship that ended a few years ago.
And since that breakup, out of hand problem, I've been
ignored by women. I try to speak to them a
stripe from conversation. I've considered many possibilities. That's why women
avoid me. Have come to the conclusion it's because I
am an unattractive man and have realized that my facial

(56:26):
features aren't the cutest. Here's a word you had to
stop using. Cute. Cute is for babies. Now listen to me, sir,
We're gonna have to address this with a little bit
of honesty. You say it's because I'm unattracted and I
have realized that my facial features ain't the cutest. This

(56:48):
is where we need to have a man to man talk.
You don't couldn't hear where you've heard this before? You
quit googling and all this here this you dog, you
heard this before? About time? See when you're in your
thirties and you ugly this ain't your first time heard it.
The first time you hear is at the school with

(57:09):
little kids. Damn yeah, man, you busted. You look like.
Ain't no telling what they and said you look like.
So you decided to put your little theory to the test.
So you went online, Dayton, but instead of putting your
the real picture of you got a picture of another
brother that I thought was to be handsome to women.

(57:34):
Whole lot of women responded to my profile, and I
ended up choosing foe of the baddest ones to ask
out on the day. But then you decided that you
reveal your true identity each one of these ladies the
day before the day. So what no public surprises because
you've publicly surprised a couple of people before. What do

(57:56):
you mean to say? Hey baby? All right? Part new
of Steve's response coming up in twenty three after the
hour you're listening, all right, Steve, Let's recap today's Strawberry
letter h with part two of your thirty year old
man broke up with his ten year relationship that ended

(58:17):
a few years ago, and since that break up, he'd
have had problems meeting women. Uh you know, walk up
to him, to ignore him, to speak to him, strike
up a conversation. And he don't understand why he's considered
a lot of possibilities, why women avoid him, And he's
come to this conclusion, y'all. He says, it's because I'm
an unattractive man, and I realized that my facial features

(58:39):
aren't the cutest. We have told him quit using terms
like cute, because baby's just cute. I gotta ask you something.
Go ahead and ask me right now. Why didn't he
use the word ugly? He just uses unattractive in words
like cute. Well, he don't want to hurt his own
Oh okay, okay, So now I'm about to tell him
he hugly okay, because he listened to the show. All right,

(59:03):
you unattracted? Don't you? Ain't the first one? I ain't.
I ain't attracted me, He ain't Jay, I ain't attracted.
Here we go and this turtle he's showing it each other. Look,
look I'm cute, I'm sexy, I'm trying cricket. Look at somebody.
I'm not doing that with y'all be doing a big
light of commercial anyway. So he decided to test his theory,

(59:28):
so he did a dating profile. He put a different
brother pictureall lot of women responded. He decided to pick
the foe badges now to avoid um any public surprises,
which he has had many of in his life. And
you know how that gow? Hey baby, how you doing?

(59:51):
That's ugly? Excuse me? Can I can I step in
front of you? This when he first heard it, This
is when he first heard it, trick or treat. That's

(01:00:11):
when he first heard it. But he just thought it
was his costume. But he didn't realize his maskket fell
off in the drive. He was standing there with his
box and his maskket fell off in the drive with
a little rubber band pop, and he didn't know it.
So this ain't So he's had a lot of public surprises,

(01:00:34):
so he didn't figured. In order, before I do this,
let me send him a selfie of myself. Now the
danger would take him selfish, Bros. Most dudes don't know
how to take selfish. I know I don't. When I
hold that camera up, man, I look so strange looking.
You know, I take a self and I look like terrier.

(01:00:54):
I'm just all head in this damn camera's scary shoulders
look real narrow. Yeah, so I'm telling you that this
wasn't a good idea, but you sent. The ladies are selfish.
Each lady a selfish. The first lady got upset and
threatened to have her male friends jump on me if

(01:01:15):
I ever counted to her again. See so she a
bad chick. She used to this, so she got a
squad of people that would people for doing stuff like this.
What scared of the most was how you look in
the selfie. See she thought you was a bank robber
because she thought you had on the scheme mask. She
didn't know that was just you. The other three ladies

(01:01:37):
never responded to my text. They said you got one,
didn'tn't even block my number. I know that line was unethical,
but I needed to see if they liked me for
me or how I look. Boy. They liked how you look.
There's nothing on the dating profile said how you look.
The rest you fine, you educated, you got all that,

(01:01:58):
but they wanted to pitch you. Now, this is what
we're getting down to the hard partner letter, My ex
girlfriend never complained about my looks. Here we go. This
the part of the letter that's gonna hurt the mom.
Who is your girl? What she looked like? Oh my god?
More ugly? How she stayed with you for ten years?
I ain't saying nothing, man, we need to talk about

(01:02:21):
this now. Ten years she stayed with you. Ain't saying nothing.
She ain't never mentioned it to you. You ain't never
wonder why she ain't saying nothing in ten years? Hey baby? All?
Could it have gone like this? Hey baby? Then she snatural? Baby?

(01:02:43):
Y'all just scaring each other. Maybe, dog, she needed you
as much as bad as you needed help. You're probably
gonna need to go back the hood and find out,
you know, if she'll have you back. I don't. I

(01:03:04):
don't see this going nowhere. Sir Shirley said, you gotta
get real clean. You gotta get a lot of swag,
you gotta dress real shop, you gotta get a real
stylus coming there. I don't know if you're in the
gym and you're in real good shape, but you probably
need to get in that gym with them two Africas
that jumped on justice money three thousand dollars. I think

(01:03:25):
they can't get you in shape. We gotta get your
own program, man, get your body right. Tighten up though.
Now I've considered plastic surgery. That here's another tail tail line. Wow,
First of all, your girlfriend stayed with your ten years?
How unless unless she knew, unless she knew this was

(01:03:49):
it for her? That she did it ten years. Then
she decided I can't play the rain the game. Now,
you said, sir, I've even considered plastic surgery. You didn't
say a nose job, but nothing you're really thinking about
getting your whole shot took its old faith. Yeah, try

(01:04:11):
this website we ugly too dot com. I like that.
I like that we ugly too. All right, Look, leave
us your thoughts on Today's Strawberry Letter on Instagram at
Steve Harvey and check out our Strawberry Letter podcast on demand.
You're listening too. So here's a question for the guys.
What part of your job keeps you young? Or what

(01:04:34):
job would you want to keep you young? I can
tell you definitely what keeps me you? You fellas well
start first? Oh, go ahead, go ahead, here all my jobs, man,
I love all my job laughing. Yeah, all the laughing
I get to do all day long, man telling Joe's laughing.
That's what keep me young. Good answer answer, stupidity, being

(01:04:56):
able to just be stupid, just just you know, just
letting it go. Oh, yes, you're strong with that. You're
strong with that because you you would think you would
want to mature. But I don't want that. Don't be silly, Carlo.
I want this stupid right here. I want when you

(01:05:16):
got it? You got all of that, anybody, that's all
you boo? All right, Steve? What keeps you fine off
and ignorance or fine off and ignorance. When I first
met you used to say that I love it. I

(01:05:39):
let it out. I don't have high blood pressure, I
don't have stress, do all that. I ain't had no
ulcers and all that. Oh we cussing, okay, cool. I
agree with Junior though, the laughter of it all, I mean,
laughter is it? Yeah? You know? But I mean, you know,
we gotta give different answers, Shirley. We can't all say
laughter so make us think that Junior is the most

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brilliant three of us. That's not what well with that question.
I know he tried. I saw him because he didn't
have that answer. First day he won, he won that round.
Junior won that round. Steve, Okay, we had it round.
That keeps we'll keep you yeah. Yeah, and he is
the king of that the ladies. Yeah. I mean, like

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I said, I agree with you. Laughter, playing music, just
keeping up with what's going on. That keeps you young. Yeah,
being able to being able to wear whatever you want
to wear to work and stuff. It's cool. You know
you could dress anywhere you want to dress. Fly. You
know what Tommy you heard. Let's see a quarterback six sex.

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Don't keep you you Okay, we got a job. Yeah,
we'll do it at the job. I'm just saying happy
holidays to everybody out there. To Steve Harvard Nation, let
me tell you something. Happy New Year, this New Year.
On New Year's Eve. If they don't have any any
any and I mean any popones for ham Hawks in

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the green, if it ain't no Hamhocks in the green lead,
it's not gonna be a good New Year. If it
ain't no Hamhowks, it ain't no black eyed pea that lead.
If they're trying to have a vegetarian New Year's, don't
get out of that. Get out it's gonna be some
Vegagarian's gonna have some bad you're listening, all right, here

(01:07:41):
we go, drum roll clean, Sharlie, don't get to I
love it, but Steve. I like how Steve introduced with
me or laughing at me. And that's on the good ones.
I'm with you. Which can you be the judge? Let's

(01:08:02):
go right around all right? Come on stay, come on man,
you can't stay this. Tellto go ahead, man, Tell Junior
the eighteen hour bra has a matching eighteen hour penis
to go quit it. It's a set, right there, Ain't

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no way they're gonna sell the top for eighteen hour
and leader bottom out. You know what I'm saying. It's
a set. It's an eighteen They have eighteen hour bras
and eighteen hour pennis. Now I don't know what happened
in nineteen hour, but I know it's a set. You
don't Tim they burned up gave me his game. Yeah,

(01:08:55):
they don't make no sense, come on them all day,
but that they Okay, Steve, you made your You know
you don't know what the step when I get through
with d draws after the day, these things right here?
Half yeah, yeah, I put mine in a healthy bag, tied, nodding,

(01:09:26):
and then the made they just throw the whole trash
bag in the washing, don't even over. Yeah, what's some
business in there? Yeah? You so? Do I get that one? Call? Yeah? Ok? Yeah,
all right, all right. I told if a deer don't

(01:09:51):
cross the street by the sign, the deal gonna get
in trouble. What right, dear crossing? Dear cross Yeah, you
got to come by the sound. You can't be further
down the street doing that. Can ask you a question? Though,
we're gonna welcome to the deal to tell him even

(01:10:11):
better than the deer, even though that's a picture of him.
You think the dear gonna stand here and take the ticket? Yeah? Yeah,
where do a deal put put the what? Where do
a deal put the ticket? Yeah? I ain't where you

(01:10:34):
put your ticket that you throw it out? Woun't if
you mad enough, and it don't matter about where you
put your ticket, You're gonna get a ticket if you
don't cross by the side. And can he see the
sun if he's blinded by the headlights? I mean, really,
come on, Tommy, come on, all right, Tommy, you got
that one too, that's too can't get that he didn't
get that one from me. I s this is your

(01:10:57):
here go your favorite, just wanting to be your favorite.
Other day. I'm ready to hauler. This is going to
be the favorite one other day. Tell ignorant behind you
got a person who is crossside or better at crossword
puzzles than anybody? Ey, my favorite man one time person

(01:11:42):
who is crossside is better at crossword puzzles than anybody.
You've been over that for two hours. Word on that
one word and they walk over and say, living down
is simple. Car guy walk over, that's my closes, that

(01:12:07):
was my clothes. Carson who is crosside is better at
better at crossworth puzzles. Danny, anybody you're listening to show?
All right, Steven, it's time to check your voicemail. If

(01:12:28):
you want to leave Steve a message, You're just give
a holiday greeting to your loved one. Call us right
now at eight seven seven twenty nine, Steve and leave
a message. Okay, good morning Steve and the crew. This
is Alicia Morgan from Dallas, Texas. I wanted to say
Happy New Year twenty twenty two two. You and the
crew in my family, Jay, Ebony, Marcus and Miles stay safe.

(01:12:52):
Like ay much the more awful Steen who just want
to say happy New Year in the world. This is
Ricky Compson out of Monday Luzern. I want to wish
all my kids and family happy New Year's. Thank you
very much. Hello, this is Sharon White. I'm calling from
norfle for Janie, my first time trying to be on
the radio. I want to thanks Steve Hardy every day

(01:13:16):
for picking me up from times and getting me through
the days. Last Nephew, Timmy, Shirley and Jay. I appreciate
what y'all do for me. Yeah, Happy holiday, Hey, Steve,
let's just do it in Los Angeles. I'm eighty six
year old old school DJ. I just don't want to stay.
Happy holidays to you and your family. Man, You're one

(01:13:38):
of my inspirations. Good morning Steve and the crew. I
just want you all to know I love you. I
start my day by you. You all are rockets. Have
a great day. This is going neat. Happy holiday, Steve,
Harvey and family. You guys have a best of especial
new Year. I'm calling always from West Pond, bat Florida.
You got me laughing and nephew. Time to keep up

(01:13:59):
with them. Frank and Junior Anthony Vernes, Steve keep me
rolling in the morning. God bless you're listening to morning show.
It is time to ask the CLO. Steve Harvey, Chief
Love Officer. Here we go, and Steve, try to keep
your composure on this one. Okay, it's from little Joe

(01:14:20):
in Lake Dallas Tech right there. Already don't like it
because it sounded like my homie Louis John And you
know we already go ahead with problem. Go ahead, sh
Little Joe says, I'm in my late forties and i'd
love to get your advice on dating women that are
taller than me. My ex wife is five nine and

(01:14:40):
you heard what I said, and I'm five seven, but
the high difference was never a big deal to her.
We got divorced, and I'm not having much luck dating.
I prefer tall women, and it's a good thing I
have thick skin, because a lot of tall women have
laughed in my face and called me shorty. I even
tried dating a lady that's five three, and she even

(01:15:02):
said I'm shorter than the guys she typically dating. What's
a man to do, little man? Look at him? What
Little Joe, little man? You know? Well, I'm being restored,
little man. He called himself little Joe. At least I'm
calling him a man. I ain't say a little boy.
I'm being okay, cool, little Joe. Look at the fact

(01:15:26):
that you prefer taller women. That's fine. You have every
right to your preference. Now you guys to find taller
women that prefer short of men, well see, and you know,
just based on Time's response, I'm thinking you're gonna have
to up yourself esteem, little Joe. You're gonna have to
pull yourself up and just keep your head up and

(01:15:47):
don't let nobody belittle you, you know, so to speak,
don't let nobody talk down to you. You know, stop
keeping up, stop letting people walk over you. This is
not helping you. Don't not help. Well, we married a
tall woman. There's another tall woman out there that'll hap him.
I'm sure I'm pretty sure what he is. Yeah, all right.
Ronita and Marietta Georgia says, I have four girlfriends and

(01:16:10):
we went on a girl's weekend in the North Georgia
Mountains last week to do an intervention on a girlfriend
that's engaged to a controlling man. We rented an Airbnb
and had some wine before we tried talking to her
about her man. She was very defensive, so we let
it go and went to bed. Around two am, her
fiance popped up at our place. He said he couldn't

(01:16:33):
sleep without her, so he drove over an hour and
a half to pick her up. She thought it was sweet.
We told her it was very creepy. She's not getting it,
so should we stay out of it? That's a mess.
What the old people say. I can't get sick and
tired for you, right, that's it. But if you think

(01:16:53):
and this is cute and you fit to marry him,
this cute gonna way off after a while. Yeah, because
I don't care how much you love a person. You
need space. Yeah, you need the ability to breathe and
do you and be you. And if he's that controlling
and that overbearing, and it's gonna get old and then
probably got old now. But you're thinking it's cute, Oh,

(01:17:13):
he won't be so bad. Okay. Coming up next, it's
our last break of the day, and of course we'll
have some closing remarks from the one and only Steve
Harvey at forty nine minutes after the hour. Right after this,
you're listening to show. All right, here we are, last
break of the day. M boy, A good day, A
good day. I think we learned a few things today.

(01:17:36):
Yeah you know what, Steve, we were talking about. Um,
you know, we were young making mistakes and things like that.
So as we get into this closing remarks today, I
just want to ask you, you know, maybe there's something
you can impart to a young person out there who's
twenty one, who's you know, we were all twenty one before,

(01:17:56):
we've made mistakes. Let them know that they can come
you know here, here's here's a deal. Uh. It is
amazing how we how we are sometimes it uh, you know,
towards one another, and how we are with our own actions.
It's almost like we we act like we've never made

(01:18:19):
a mistake ourselves. We act like, you know, what somebody
else has done is more more unforgivable and more unthinkable
than they could ever imagine of themselves when an actuality.
The truth of the matter is, we've all done things.
And thank god that there was no social media when

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I was twenty one. Thank god there was no Instagram, Snapchat,
no phone cameras, Helen, It were no phones when I
was twenty one. Yeah, yeah, there's no record of the reckless,
idiotic decisions we made back then. But what happens to

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these young people today is that they have no way
of learning and fixing themselves on their own. They have
no time to heal. The destruction of one another is
so rampant in our society today that it's frightening. Man.

(01:19:21):
It's it's almost like, man, I really really hate to
see bad news come out about young people because they
are so attached to social media that they is such
a part of their world and so many, so many
of these young people count on it. There's some grown
folks count on it too, though, and it's just a
tear down in social media that begins the destruction of

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a person. Man, Does anybody give anybody uplift on social media?
Does anybody try to say, you know what, I understand,
I understand, I've been there, little girl hanging there. Everybody
makes mistakes, but it's such a rush to judgment, and

(01:20:07):
then even as you rush to judgment, that's just a
rush to destruction. And I'm really really concerned about young
people today because, look, I still make mistakes. Made a
mistake this year, I made a mistake this year, a mistake.
I've been ate up. I get beat up all the time. Man,
But I'm gonna just keep I'm gonna just keep striving.

(01:20:29):
I'm gonna just keep going along. You know. I'm just
I'm just strong enough to understand that. Hey man, I'd
have made them before. And like I said the other day,
one of the cool things is when I look back
on all of my rough days, When I look back
on all the days I thought I wasn't going to duel,
my track record for surviving bad days so far is

(01:20:50):
one hundred percent. And that's pretty cool. Anything else, sure, well,
you know, I mean, thank you for that, Thank you
for that. I just want to And how important is
it seem like to have a support system, you know what?
That's important man, that somebody reaches their hand down to
pick you up, to give you words of encouragement. And

(01:21:13):
you can be that to a person that you see,
this is getting beat up. See the thing about hate,
and I've often said it, hate is louder than love,
but love is stronger, ye see. So you can loudly
try to bring somebody down and somebody can come and
softly and calmly pick them up and hold and give

(01:21:36):
them time to heal and be okay. But you know,
there's a loving side to most people, that is a
compassionate side to most people. And if you don't get
out there and get in the fray and the hate game, now,
let's assists some people that's just hateful. You know, the
devil is busy today, man, The devil has imps that

(01:21:56):
work for him twenty four seven and they on Twitter,
they own Instagram, and they own whatever. And the devil
just pressed the button and here they go to work,
and they call themselves haters, and that my job is
to hate. No, it's not, No, it's really not. Our
job really is to love and uplift one another. Because

(01:22:18):
guess what, you're gonna need loving and you're gonna need uplifted.
I don't care who you are. You can be the
world's greatest hater. At one point in time, you're gonna
need some loving and some uplift. And when it's time
to get yours, you know, that's when the Lord's prayer
comes into effect. Give us this day our daily bread,

(01:22:40):
forgive us our trust passes as we forgive those who
trust pass against us, Or forgive us our debts as
we forgive our debt us, which simply means when it's
time for you to get your compassion and your love,
yours is gonna be passed out to you the way
you gave it out there everybody else. Wow. And you
have to remember that, man, and we as people. Man,

(01:23:02):
you have to tap into your loving side. If you
see somebody getting beat up, it ain't nothing wrong with
you to go over there and just trying to hug him,
give him my help. That don't make you nothing less
than a person because you don't agree with the masses.
Sometimes you gotta pick a person up, man. They just
need a little bit of uplifts so they can get
up and keep going. This young girl don't deserve to

(01:23:25):
have her life taken from her because she made a mistake.
And we should not have though the will to see
another young person get broken before they even get built up.
That's a sad thing, man, it is. Those are those
are my remarks. Drop have a great week. Cand for all.

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