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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Look, come on, come on, you'll think, uh huh, I
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Speaker 2 (02:03):
Good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice, Come on,
DIGNI now one and only Steve Harley got a radio
show today. It's real simple for everybody that's trying to
become successful on any level, in any arena, any genre.
I don't care what it is. If you're trying to
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be successful, this message is for you. Let me help
you understand something real clear. You ain't gonna make it
the way you want to, and you're not going to
make it to the heights that's fully out there and
available for you without God. And I'm just keep it
real simple and clean for you today. You're not going
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to make it the way you want to, and you're
not going to get to the heights that's available to
you without God. You have to get this through your head.
You can try if you want to, because I did.
I'm here to tell you I am talking purely from experience.
Here you can try it without God, and you can
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see how far you can get. Will you have some
measures of success? Of course you will. Will it feel
like days like you might make it? Of course you will.
But let me ask you a question, though. What you're
gonna do about them days when you feel like you
ain't gonna make it. When you're gonna do about them
days where it feel like there are no answers to
your questions. What you're gonna do about them days? What
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you're gonna do about them days when everybody laughing that
you turn against you. What you're gonna do about them
days when you just don't see no way through it?
What you're gonna do about them days? I got the sunshine,
you know, sunshine cool? Everybody got friends? When it's sunny outside.
You want some friends, hit the lotto, You wanna get
rid of them friends, Go ask for some help.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Man.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
I'm talking about man. They scattered like roaches where lights
come on. I'm trying to tell you. So, now here
we go again, and you can do this without God
now because I've done it, and you can have yourself
some measure success. Let me even hip you to a
little bit closer, though, let me tell you why you
are doing it without God and having some measure of success.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Can I tell you why?
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Because of God's grace and mercy to us, because of
his grace and mercy trying to keep us in spite
of ourself for the real mission that He really got
for us. See that's the truth of the matter now,
now what we're talking about, NASTI see, so yeah, yeah,
you can do it without God, and you can have
some measure of success without God. And yeah, yeah you
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got your little degree and everything, or yeah you completed
the program God, all that, YadA, YadA YadA. But don't
you know something. It's because of God's grace and mercy
that he helps us anyway, well even when we ain't
asking for help, when he bails us out anyway, when
wein't even ask him to be bailed out. You know why,
because He love us that much that he would allow
us to exist until we get our mind together where
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he could take us away, really trying to take us.
Let's get this real straight and clear to you can
do this without God if you want to, but I
am telling you to get to where you really want
to be and to be all that God has for you.
You got to have God. There is no ifs ads
but about it. And let me tell you this here.
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I don't really care what nobody.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Then told you. Are you listening to me?
Speaker 2 (05:22):
I don't care what they say. Don't get this thing twisted.
They got these people out here talking about they illuminatis
and all. Listen, man, don't listen to me. Don't get
caught in this mess. Don't get caught in no foolishness.
You were created by God. God created you and your soul.
We were all created in His image, all of us.
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Don't get to talking about you.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Finish. Cut a deal with the devil in all you
ain't cutting no deal with nobody.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Man.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
The devil don't do deals. He one sided.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
I'm taking you to hell. You going to hell. You're
burning here. That's his deal. I want your soul. I
want you to lose hope. I want you to take
your life. I want you to take some other people's lives.
I want you to feel hopeless. I want you to
realize that it ain't no God. That's his whole deal.
His whole deal is negative. Oh he can talk you
in the deal in drugs if you want to. But
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let me tell you something about this. I watch these
shows all the time, drug inc And all this here
cocaine mafia.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Everybody on now go to jail or get killed.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Our prisons is filled today with our young boys because
they thought they can outslick the system. They thought they
had away, they thought they sitting up been here and
they failed. For the old cliche, man, I gotta do
what I gotta do, I gotta get this money. Well,
the only reason you gotta do what you gotta do
is because, like I say all the time, you didn't
do what you were supposed to do. It is but
because of His grace and mercy that we exist, and
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God is just taking care of you, looking out for you.
Got some angels and camped around you until you get
your mind right so he can get you where you're going.
But now I want you to understand something. There's a
cost and a consequence and a penalty for everything we do.
This outside the will of God. That's for all of us.
All of us have consequences, penalties and everything that we
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got to deal with outside of the will of God.
Understand that clearly, don't get this thing twisted sideways. You
understand me.
Speaker 5 (07:18):
You know.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
I heard a young man tell me one day.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
He said, uh, Steve, you know, man, I just don't
see how God looking out for me, if he would
allow all these things to happen to me. I'm having
such a hard time in my life. I really don't
see how there's a God looking out for me. I
lived in a young man. I said, in the man,
ask you something. Man, you're still breathing. He said, yeah,
I'm standing here talking to you. I said, you're still free.
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He said what you mean. I said, you ain't locked up,
are you? He said no, I'm standing here talking to you.
I said, where you get them clothes from?
Speaker 3 (07:46):
I bought him.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
I said, well, you bought them with what I bought
him with money. I said where you get the money from?
Young Joe sa I got job, mister huh, I got job.
I said, well, well where you live though? He said,
I got apartment. I said, well where you get the
mister Harvy, I'm working. I got an apartment.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
I got a job.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
I said, okay, okay, So now this this God ain't
looking out for you think. Finish finish telling me what
you're telling me. Well, see, man, I'm having it real
hard right now. I said, hey, hey, man, are.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Are you hungry? Have you had lunch yet? He's yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
already had lunch yet.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
I said, oh, okay, okay, so gone finish telling me
about this how God ain't looking out for you?
Speaker 3 (08:25):
He said, oh.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
And you know, man, every every time I try to
do something, it seemed like it go wrong for me.
I said, but let lim in the man something man,
I said, every time it go wrong for you, I say,
somehow you survive it. He said, yeah, yeah, I survive
it some kind of way, but it's still be all
messed up on me. I say, but but you still
got through it though, he said yeah. I said, okay, man,
gone finish telling me how how God ain't looking out
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for you? And he stopped. He said, hey, miss Harvey,
He said, how come every time I tell you something
that's going wrong, you keep telling me God looking out
for me? I said, because you're still here, man, I said, See,
you don't understand it.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
I said.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
You seem to think that you're supposed to just you're
supposed to skate through life. That is all supposed to
go how you want it, any kind of way, I said, Man,
thisesus the test to your faith, I said, God looking
out for you the whole time. I said, every time
you tell me something going wrong, you seem to turn
around and tell me how you survived that. You keep
telling me what ain't going right, but you keep telling
me all these things you have. I said, man, so
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what you gotta do is you got to stop looking
at the what you ain't got column and start focusing
on what you do have column. But if you ain't
happy with nothing heat and done for you, you wanted
to keep piling stuff on, I say you fail in
the test, young man. The test is are you grateful
for where you are right now? So I could give
you more so we can move forward? He said, oh, Man,
never even looked at it like that. I said, well,
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why don't you take your blessed selfh on somewhere and
sit down? He said, I think I'm going over here
and let you finish talking. I said, thank you, son.
Sometimes you just got to look at what you do God, folks,
that's all it is. Okay, you can't make it with
our God, y'all. You got me today. All right, let's
be clear, let's go.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
You're listening.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
Morning Show, Ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
It's here another day, another opportunity, another chance, another blessing.
All of it's good. It's Steve Harf Morning Show, out
and about making the rounds. My life is filled with
grace and favor.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
Man.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
I just got to remember how far God they bought
me and quit going back. I have got to stop
letting people drag me back. I got to quit doing that.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
I'm gone. Why am I going back? I'm gone? I'm
out telling you, man, what's wrong with me?
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Ladies, gent to Steve Hart, Morty Show, Sharloon Strawberry with
a star on the head, Colin Parrell, Mississippi Monica Junior
with a baseball had Junior.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
I wore baseball had today in honor you and the
legend that is the sleeve, nephew tongues. I wore a
hat like you. You don't act like I ain't.
Speaker 8 (10:58):
Bought coining what happened?
Speaker 3 (11:05):
What do you think you? What happened last night?
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Well, first of all, I want to thank the Lord
that he let me see the debate, because just I
just want to thank him for that just some basic
stone when you're out the country, ain't gonna guarantee. I
ain't seen a football game, but I saw the debate.
All I can tell y'all. Right now, it clear to
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me who should be president. It was clear to me
if I know there are some undecided voters out there
for whatever that reason may be. And I respect you
just based on tonight though, just just based on what
I saw you. Clearly, if you're not watching Fox, you
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got to know what just happened. Even the Republicans on
CNN said he got slapped around pretty bad, but he's
still won. Okay, I don't know how you do that.
If I get my ass whoop, but I win. I
don't understand that. I've been jumped on several times every
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loss I ever took on the block. I never saw
that as a win. But she was presidential. She was smart,
she was sharp, and she was on.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
Man. Let me tell you something.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
She was prepared, she wasn't playing around, and she reminded
everybody who he is and who he was.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Now did that move the needle for his Trump supporters? Now?
Speaker 2 (12:36):
I doubt it for the undecided voter, for the people
who was planning on sitting it out, sitting on the sideline.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
I was, I was really really proud of her, really
really just I said, you better be off.
Speaker 9 (12:54):
I really was.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
She was the president last night, she was a leader.
She was wrong, she's focused.
Speaker 9 (13:02):
Yes, he just Mark.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
Said nothing question, especially about Obamacare.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
You know, well, we got some concepts and some plans
with what is it their concepts right now, but there's
nothing better than affordable healthcare.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
And his constituents know it, because.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
If you remove that, eighty percent of the people that's
voting for him will suffer.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
That's right, That's right, Steve, That's right, all right, coming
up there.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Right, congratulations, toutes.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
After the hour, we'll hear from the nephew if he
runs that prank back. Right after this.
Speaker 9 (13:43):
You're listening hard Morning show.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
It is time now for the nephew to run that
prank back. What you got for his nest butt.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
Cheecks but checks. Let's go catch up. Hello, Hello, I'm
trying to reach Carmens. Miss Carmen.
Speaker 10 (14:00):
Uh, this is Nate Master's calling.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
I'm the principal at the high school where your daughter goes.
This is mister Porter. Porter. How are you doing today?
Speaker 5 (14:09):
I'm fine?
Speaker 10 (14:10):
Is everything good.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, every every everything is everything is fine.
Now your daughter is tenth grade, Crystal right, correct? Okay, Okay,
I want to make sure I'm you know, we got
so many kids with the same names. I wanted to
make sure I had the right person. So here's the issue.
You say your name was Nate. Yeah, okay, Nate. What
were the problem we're having here at the school is
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I don't know if you are aware of it, but
when your your wife drops Crystal off at school, we've
got the parents as well as some of the teachers.
They're they're complaining about what she's what she's wearing, What
your wife is, Yeah, what she's wearing when she drops
the kids off. Evidently her clothes are very skimpy, and
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her butt cheeks her butt cheeks her out. You know,
I don't know she's I haven't actually seen her her,
but I've been getting these reports from uh, we've been getting.
Speaker 10 (15:03):
That's a little strange to me. I'm I'm typically at work.
I mean, I don't know what she's wearing. I'm I'm
happy to talk to her later on today.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
Okay, Well, what I was gonna suggest is, uh, you know,
I actually I thought I was calling her phone. I
didn't know I was. I was gonna get you. But
what I wanted to do is get her to come
up here so I can see what she's wearing. You know.
Speaker 10 (15:29):
No, no, no, I think I got this handl dude,
I can take care of it.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
Well, well, well, I think it's gonna be better for
both of us, Like if I was able to see
her uh in the and and.
Speaker 10 (15:39):
Let her look player, look, look, I got it, my daughter.
This is not even really concerning my daughter. This is
uh you know, this is this is above that take grade.
Let me handle it. So you know, you know, my
daughter going to principal's office is one thing. I'll be
on top of that, but I'm definitely gonna be on
top of this. So So, like I said, I think
I got this handle right now.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
What now, your wife, Carmen, is she there?
Speaker 10 (16:04):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (16:04):
Yeah, okay, I mean, is there any way I can
talk to her?
Speaker 5 (16:08):
No?
Speaker 10 (16:09):
Like I told you, I think I think I got
this one. I can take care of this. And you know,
my thing is, I've already told you that three times.
I don't know where you're really going with this. You
know I'm gonna I'm gonna talk to her and get
the situation situational RECTORFI as soon as I can. Okay,
but we don't you know, you don't need to You
don't need to see her, you know, talk to her.
Speaker 3 (16:31):
Being the principal here at the school, sir. Uh Like
I said, you know, I'm just trying to, you know,
handle the school in the orderly fashion and make sure
that all things are taking care of around here and
we have no issues and no problems.
Speaker 10 (16:44):
So what whether you're not talking to my daughter, you're
talking to me. I'm a I'm a husband, I'm a father.
I'm telling you what I tell you. I got to
handle I got to handle.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
I understand it. But I have to handle my school. Though.
You understand that I have to handle school.
Speaker 10 (16:59):
I will drop my door off myself.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
Okay, I understand that.
Speaker 10 (17:01):
What No, I mean, do I need to come up
there and talk to you?
Speaker 5 (17:04):
No?
Speaker 3 (17:04):
I need your wife to come talk to me. I
need to see what she be winning.
Speaker 10 (17:07):
Don't need to talk to my wife.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
Player. Do you have a wife, Yeah, I have a wife.
Speaker 10 (17:12):
Come to my office.
Speaker 3 (17:13):
But what what what do you? What do you?
Speaker 5 (17:14):
What are you?
Speaker 3 (17:14):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 5 (17:15):
No?
Speaker 10 (17:16):
What are you talking about that. My wife needs to
come and and and so you can inspect her outfit.
I'm not playing that game.
Speaker 5 (17:21):
Player, I'm not.
Speaker 10 (17:22):
We're not doing that.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
Okay, I need to see what your wife be wearing
when she's dropping these keys.
Speaker 10 (17:27):
Me yourself one, I send you a picture.
Speaker 3 (17:29):
He man and man, I think we must have gone
down the wrong street, which is yeah, no, we definitely.
Speaker 10 (17:34):
Down the wrong boulevard on this one. Player, Okay, let
me let me just make it very clear to you
my wife, you're seeing that in the office and all that.
Maybe we can come up there to marm is gonna
be me and her. No, he's not coming up to
the principal's office. We don't need to do it.
Speaker 3 (17:47):
But we don't have a problem with you. We just
need her. I just need to see you.
Speaker 10 (17:51):
You're gonna have a problem with me if we keep
going down this road right now?
Speaker 3 (17:54):
Okay, So, so it's okay for her to have her
butt cheeks out when she dropped the kids off, but
as soon as I want to have her come out
of office for a meeting about this situation right now, right.
Speaker 10 (18:04):
Now, you you said you're claiming her butt seases out
like seases out right now, you out of pocket?
Speaker 3 (18:11):
Okay, No, it was out of pocket where she pulled
up and got out the car and her butt was
out of pocket. That's when it was out of pocket.
So so what you can't do, Nate, is be mad
at me by what your wife then put on and
walk up into the school.
Speaker 10 (18:22):
Look, man, like I said, I'm gonna do what I
gotta do on this on this end, your ind is
to handle what's going on in your school.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
Well, ever, Dentlly, you're not handling that in over there.
So that's why I'm stepping up as the principal of
the school saying I need to have a meeting, a
private meeting with your wife so when her and I
can talk about what she's wearing.
Speaker 10 (18:41):
Look, man, I done told you several times her coming
up there on her own is not gonna happen. So
this is where we at right now. You know what
you not gonna happen?
Speaker 3 (18:51):
Say what?
Speaker 10 (18:52):
So what you say you what's gonna happen Tomorrow? I'm
gonna come up there and drop my daughter off some
see you?
Speaker 3 (18:58):
So you coming here tomorrow?
Speaker 10 (19:00):
Salute?
Speaker 3 (19:01):
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, So are you bringing miss
Carmen with you.
Speaker 10 (19:06):
Don't worry about who's with me. I'm not a telephone
talk guy. Money. I'm coming up there to handle this
right now, because you're out of box that this is
how it's going down. There will be no butt cheeks
coming out out tomorrow. It's just gonna be coming out
the car on some real you understand. What's your name again?
Speaker 3 (19:22):
My name? I'm poored the principal here.
Speaker 10 (19:25):
All right, There'll be no butt cheek tomorrow. You will
see me coming out the car.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
Okay, okay, okay, Uh, well there is there is another
issue we got here on the table, and what is that?
So so miss Carmen and she told you about, uh,
the conversation she's been having with Tommy. What is Tommy?
Speaker 5 (19:47):
So that?
Speaker 3 (19:48):
Once again, so your wife ain't telling you not so
she she hadn't told you nothing about her talking to Tommy.
Speaker 10 (19:53):
No, dude, I don't want to play games man. Who's Tommy?
Speaker 3 (19:56):
Okay? So? So, okay, okay, do you know? Okay? Okay? Cool?
Do you know who nephew Tommy is from the Steve
Harvey Morning Show? Do you know him?
Speaker 2 (20:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (20:07):
I know, Nate, Nay.
Speaker 3 (20:16):
You just got pranked by your wife calm and baby.
Speaker 10 (20:20):
Hey, at least he knows. Oh my god, wow.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
Oh man, I gotta ask you something before we go. Baby,
what is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show.
Speaker 10 (20:39):
In the land, Steve Harvey barn And Show.
Speaker 11 (20:45):
I said, I'll be backing around all right, thank you,
nep You're coming up next. Ask the CLO or Chief
Love Officer, Steve Harvey. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show,
coming up at the top of the hour. In entertainment news,
the second presidential debate was last night. Of course, we'll
do a recap a and some sad news, very sad news.
(21:08):
We've lost an icon and mister James Earl Jones. Mister
Jones passed away at the age of ninety three. And
today is September eleventh, and it is the twenty third
anniversary of nine to eleven. We'll talk about all of
these stories, yeah, at the top of the hour, but
right now it is time to ask the CLO. This
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is from Tamika and Edison. Tamika says, my best friend
and I are dating guys that are close friends. My
bestie's boyfriend texted my boyfriend saying she's terrible in bed
and not freaky enough. I was snooping and I read
the text. Should I tell her to spice things up?
Or should I stay out of it?
Speaker 3 (21:50):
Clo, Just stay out of it, you know, really, you
don't know.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
You might not have read the text about you, so
you might not be in there with enough monkey tricks yourself.
Stay out of that because you you're not even supposed
to know about that bedroom.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
But she ain't. She ain't doing it.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
But you know what, he might not be what he
say he is a lot of times when people blame
other people, they deflected.
Speaker 3 (22:18):
She ain't all that shit, ain't from enough.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
You didn't bring it out though, See a lot of
times you got to look at this both ways.
Speaker 3 (22:26):
So leave it alone. Stay out of it.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
Just cause y'all dating friends don't make don't mean that
y'all gonna both get married and both have families.
Speaker 3 (22:34):
This could be just a wash.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
Okay, you know all right?
Speaker 2 (22:39):
And I don't know no two dudes that talk like
that in no way about that. So obviously he ain't
playing on her being the girl because you not Finnish.
Talk to no dude about his woman. How she is
in bed, ain't no real man fin to give you
that information. Now we'll talk about something else.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
Though, all right, thank you for that one. Colo Morris.
Speaker 11 (23:00):
The d m V says, two females that I deal
with popped up at my barbershop at different times. I
don't play that, so I ignored them both. They're both
mad at me for dissing them.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
I've told all of the girls that I date not
to pop up at my place of business. So am
I wrong?
Speaker 2 (23:18):
Well, no, you ain't wrong, but you ain't the player
you Thank you. I've told all my girl I deal with,
don't come up to my shop. You'll be here whe
I'm working it. You understand. Don't they ever will come
up here?
Speaker 3 (23:33):
Not here?
Speaker 1 (23:34):
He talks. Yeah, am I wrong?
Speaker 3 (23:40):
They mad at you? So bruh, you got you got
so and they popped up so so what what should
he have done? Steve?
Speaker 1 (23:50):
Should he ignored them? Have ignored them?
Speaker 3 (23:53):
Or well you ignored them? Now they mad?
Speaker 10 (23:56):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (23:57):
So now your problem is solved. They ain't coming up
there no more. See you can't put in the request.
Then when the requests get fulfilled, now you upset? See
you said don't come up here. They came up there anyway,
the consequences was you played them off and you didn't
talk to them. Now they mad at you. Okay, problem solved.
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All your objective was for was for them not to
come up there. Now they came up there. Now they
mad not ignore them, and you ain't got to worry
about them coming up.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
There no more. But you ain't who you thank you?
Though I told all told them woman to do something,
she ain't do it. Please expecting them to do what
you tell them? Right? Then Throne asked, if don't ever
come up to my shop?
Speaker 1 (24:50):
Hey, all right, this is Leah in Kansas City Rights.
Speaker 11 (25:00):
I've been celibate because my boyfriend is in Divinity school.
I went back home to visit friends, and I had
a few drinks and ended up having sex with an ex.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
I feel so terrible. The Lord already knows what I did.
So should I tell Should I? Should my boyfriend know too?
Speaker 3 (25:17):
Should I tell him? Why?
Speaker 1 (25:22):
Because she feels guilty? You know, she feels some kind
of way.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
Okay, you made a mistake. The Lord already know what
you did. Did you ask for forgiveness? If the Lord
has forgiven you, shut your mouth. The Lord may forgive you,
but he may.
Speaker 3 (25:42):
Not right because he is. He may not be all
that design. Yeah, so why would you push? Shut up?
If this ain't lying? This is just shutting your mouth.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Now, if he asked you, did you sleep with anybody
when he was gone?
Speaker 3 (26:00):
This is when you lie.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
Timing is everything.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
Right now, you got no reason to lie? All right?
Speaker 11 (26:15):
Last one, Steve, This is from Nissi and Temple. Niezy says,
I want my husband to do some manscaping on his
chest and underarms. He said, it's too painful when the
hair is growing back, but the hair is holding sweat
and funk and it's time for a trim.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
How do I convince my man to groom his hairy body?
Speaker 3 (26:36):
Yeah, well I don't like to wear it smells, so
I can't cut. I can't be up on you like this,
you know.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
Okay, you got real serious? Yeah yeah, that chess had
When it's starting to stubble. It's a little problem when
he comes back, But if you keep it cut, just
gotta keep cutting it. It's just like facial hair. Man,
when I'm growing his beard, I mean that's after around
day fault you get it starts to do it some itching.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
First thing.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
Stubble ain't bad they photo. Yeah, day six, full blown itching?
Speaker 1 (27:16):
How does how does she tell him? You know, how
does she tell him?
Speaker 3 (27:20):
So?
Speaker 1 (27:21):
I don't know, maybe he won't get offended.
Speaker 3 (27:22):
No sleep save his ad. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Well, if your wife says you, maybe maybe you're getting
a little strong right here, strong and and and it
ain't strong.
Speaker 3 (27:40):
Like I like it either.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Okay, okay, it ain't picked me up strong. It's knocked
me down strong. Pick me up strong is one thing.
Knock me down strong is another thing.
Speaker 3 (27:55):
So you know, I mean, but you you the woman.
The woman got to tell her husband. Though.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
You got to tell your significant other cause you the
checking balance system.
Speaker 3 (28:04):
If you don't, he's gonna be walking around with that
arm for holding on that much fun.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
See thing about arm half is when you got a
lot of it, when you put the odor in on,
you're putting it on the half. It ain't dying. I
don't never get to the skin. Yeah, yeah, he said,
got to get on that skin.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
So what is painful? I tell you what. That hurts you,
But it's hurting us over here. That's smelling you. Now
you want to be in a little pain or you
want to keep us.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
In agony, because right now you can't start to see
you coming your stink though.
Speaker 11 (28:41):
Yeah, that's okay, all right, Well, hopefully she'll get the message.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
Thank you, Clo.
Speaker 11 (28:50):
Coming up at the top of the hour, we will
have some entertainment news for you, and of course we'll
talk about the presidential.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
Debate last night right after this.
Speaker 9 (29:01):
You're listening morning show.
Speaker 11 (29:06):
All right, Sistine, I'm glad you saw this. Last night
was the second presidential debate. It took place in Philadelphia,
this time, of course, between Vice President Kamala Harris and
Donald Trump. So let's go over some of the highlights
from the debate. I mean, they were all highlights, but
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what were some of your favorite moments.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
I love the moment where you see how ridiculous he
can be the immigrants eating the pits of springtreeld And
I mean, he was trying to make that a real
point and they're eating the catch and the dogs. Now
advance came on afterwards his vice president to admit it
(29:50):
it was.
Speaker 3 (29:51):
A rumor and it was just catch. Donald added the dog.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
Goes again.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
That dude is that?
Speaker 2 (30:01):
And then I love how she baited him into the
And your crowds are small and people are leaving early. Oh,
that was it for him. It turned after that he
lost his cool. He was Donald Trump after that. He
didn't care about nothing, you know, and and and and
and and and my bullies are large and huge. It's
(30:23):
just so many people, and nobody leaves. Nobody leaves, you know,
he just what And he came back to that point
two or three times after she said it. And then
the other thing. I noticed he never answered the question.
I was just sitting here going wow, man and like.
(30:45):
And they got mad on Fox because they were saying
it was one side and they were badgering him. They
were badgering him to remember what the question was and
answer the question, especially when they said it's a simple
yes or no.
Speaker 3 (31:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
What you call that badgering?
Speaker 3 (31:02):
Though? Really, well that's what Fox did.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
You gotta watch now, That's why I watched both sides,
right right, that was and that's what they called it.
But it was a clear example of somebody, finally, of
all the debates Donald Trump has been in, somebody beat him.
And and I mean she was real authoritative in that thing.
(31:28):
She never looked weak for a moment. He was confused,
He looked self centered, He appeared to be narcissists He
didn't care nothing about the issues, you know, but he
talked about the economy was his best thing that he
can talk about what has happened with the Biden administration.
Speaker 3 (31:45):
But he couldn't state the course.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
He just couldn't right.
Speaker 3 (31:48):
Right.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
But like she said, they left him with the He
left them with a mess.
Speaker 3 (31:54):
Yes, but here's the deal. This was for.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
This debate was to affect the undecided voter and to
give stability to the Harris supporters, the Donald the Trumpster,
the real Trumpster. Don't give a damn what he did.
Convicted felling the assault man, the stuff he said about
(32:29):
those people in the insurrection, those people were there and
they were good people.
Speaker 3 (32:36):
The people they shot Ashley, he should have never shot her.
Speaker 2 (32:40):
Way you forgot about the police officers that died, that
got injured in the line of duty.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
Uh huh, trying to protect the capital.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
This was clearly for the undecided voter, and the polls
that came out afterwards showed that that like, okay, like
they said, do you have how many of you are
approved of Kamala Harris her supporters and eighty eight percent
of her supporters approved of her performance. Seventy eight percent
(33:13):
of his supporters approval. That's a that's a wide gap
in a margin, and that that's a lot of people
who were your supporters. That gap, that's twenty five percent
of the people. And that was telling and I think
will affect the undecided voter. When they're talking about all immigrants,
(33:37):
all people are criminals, racists, savages. Ain't nobody checking them
on that. But when you talk about somebody you know,
they eat dogs, they eat cats, what but not. But see,
this is what I don't like about our party. We
tipp ittoe around them. They stepping on eyes right right,
(34:01):
So they get to do so they get to say,
well they want to say, but we gotta be all
be politically correct. I'm telling you right now, the Trumpster
that that that low educated one, it's gonna stay right
where they at. And then the rich boys are gonna
stay right what they ad because they only care that
when Donald Trump get in there, they gonna get some
(34:22):
more of their money back with some tax cuts. That's it.
Speaker 3 (34:26):
Yeah, I like this. She didn't tippy toe last night,
though she did not check it toe it off.
Speaker 12 (34:32):
And her ads, her campaign ads aren't tippy towing either.
Speaker 3 (34:36):
No, no, they're not for him.
Speaker 11 (34:37):
No, it's money well spent her ads. See what about
Donald Trump's vocabulary.
Speaker 2 (34:45):
That's what I like about him most of That's what
I do like about her vocal because any time I
can say I got the same vocabulary president in the
United States, the former president, it makes me feel good.
Speaker 3 (34:57):
But he needs to be shamed.
Speaker 5 (35:02):
Very ver.
Speaker 3 (35:05):
Damn neal oh mos, All right, let's just speak. It's
just because you all right, we'll have more.
Speaker 11 (35:18):
I'm a Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at twenty
minutes after right after this.
Speaker 9 (35:22):
You're listening Harvey Morning Show, guys in some sad news.
Speaker 11 (35:27):
I'm sure you guys have heard about this. Everyone has
heard about this by now. It was all over social media,
all over the news. One of Hollywood's most recognizable voices
and most talented actors, mister James Earld Jones, passed away
at the age of ninety three. He is an egot
that is a recipient of an Emmy, a Grammy, an
(35:47):
Oscar and a Tony Award, And of course, mister Jones
was best known for his roles as Darth Vader and
Star Wars, Mufasa and the Lion King, and as a
King and coming to an America. We can go way
back to Claudine Claudie Yes, when he was a very
(36:07):
young actor. Jones began his acting career in nineteen fifty
seven at age twenty six, and undoubtedly left his mark
on the entertainment industry. Many many celebrities posted attributes to
James Earl Jones after his passing. Your favorite James Earl
Jones movie.
Speaker 3 (36:24):
Mine is Being Go Long All Star traveling in Moti
King Because you got you got James James O. Jones
in his prime, you got Billy Dee Williams in his prime,
you got Richard Pride in his prime. Oh my god,
Ted Ross back in the day. But James Earl was
just straight up classic. That's one of my all time favorites.
Speaker 1 (36:46):
Yeah, all time favorite.
Speaker 11 (36:47):
Mine for me because I was first introduced to him
in this movie is The Great White Hope. Yes, he
nominated for an oscar in The Great White Hope. He
was just so excellent playing Jack Johnson the box her
back in the day. I love that movie and I
loved I'm a voice person. I loved James Earl Jones voice.
Speaker 1 (37:07):
It just went through me. I loved his voice. What's
your favorite Junior Star Wars.
Speaker 3 (37:15):
Yeah, father, I didn't know that was j Jones.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
That's because that's the first time I hadn't met James O.
Speaker 3 (37:22):
Jones was as Darth Vader. That's how young I was.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
That's the first can you do? Can you do some
Darth Vader Forest Jr.
Speaker 3 (37:33):
Louke, don't run from the force.
Speaker 1 (37:39):
That's as deep as you can go alone, your father.
That wasn't bad you, That was pretty good.
Speaker 2 (37:49):
I mean that.
Speaker 3 (37:50):
And coming to America, man, I mean that was one
of the favorite roles I've seen him playing.
Speaker 1 (37:56):
Man legend.
Speaker 11 (37:58):
Our condolences on behalf of Steve Harvey Morning Show to
the family of James Earl Jones now coming up in
thirty four minutes after the hour, we got some new
text abbreviations that the older generation just might understand.
Speaker 1 (38:11):
We'll get into those right after this.
Speaker 11 (38:14):
You're listening Harvey Morning Show, all right, guys, So do
you hate it when you get text with a bunch
of uppercase letters that you can't figure out, like wyd
is what you're doing? We all know that when ttyl
is talked to you later or st hu is, you know, shut.
Speaker 9 (38:33):
The hell up.
Speaker 3 (38:34):
Oh I ain't Oh you didn't know that.
Speaker 1 (38:37):
Shut the heck up.
Speaker 3 (38:38):
Yeah, there's too many of y'all.
Speaker 1 (38:40):
I'm sorry, it's just oh okay, well, this may help you.
This may help you, Tommy.
Speaker 11 (38:45):
A group of older adults have decided to create their
own text code for their generation. Okay, so let's see
if you can figure these out.
Speaker 1 (38:54):
At D.
Speaker 3 (38:57):
That sound like something? You can't? Sound like the shot
need a prescription. I need to get you right there now.
You need to get that up off.
Speaker 1 (39:07):
You A T D at the doctor. All right, all right,
I would never got that A A F A A S.
Speaker 3 (39:19):
H.
Speaker 11 (39:20):
These are older adults in their text codes. Okay, at
a funeral, At a funeral? Oh wow, okay, h O
G H O G hog.
Speaker 3 (39:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (39:39):
Hog it stands for a hot old guy. Obviously that's
from a woman.
Speaker 1 (39:46):
Oh my goodness.
Speaker 3 (39:48):
You see this hog over here over here, it's some
old people gonna think it's some chitting's going on. Now.
I'm just everybody ain't gonna know what that on? Some
hog moss.
Speaker 1 (40:01):
All right, here's one f w f w i w
g f w i w G.
Speaker 3 (40:11):
We all do this. Forget what I'm trying to deal
with that you don't make me deal with that.
Speaker 1 (40:18):
No, no, no, no, no, forgot forgot where I was going.
You know how you go to the kitchen, You're like,
what I coming here for?
Speaker 3 (40:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (40:26):
What did I coming here for?
Speaker 3 (40:28):
Forgot where I'm going all the time on the day, right,
I ain't gonna remember to text that though, I'll tell
you that.
Speaker 1 (40:38):
Speaking of memory.
Speaker 3 (40:41):
B M W.
Speaker 1 (40:44):
Black Man working, bring my walk bring we're talking all right?
T O t oh, this one is crazy. T O
T think about it, t O T.
Speaker 11 (41:03):
These are for older people, now, these are for older people,
uh texasing on this old t texting on what the toilet?
Speaker 3 (41:17):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (41:18):
Hell, you know you take your mom in the bathroom.
Speaker 3 (41:20):
Right my grandmother bed and not text me that. That's
why I don't touch nobody dan phone. That's why you
don't do it.
Speaker 10 (41:28):
You do not do it?
Speaker 1 (41:30):
All right, let's see h G B M oh god,
h g b M.
Speaker 3 (41:36):
H G b M.
Speaker 1 (41:39):
These are older people. Think.
Speaker 3 (41:42):
I don't know he got he got, he got he
got by me. I don't know what is.
Speaker 1 (41:51):
Had a great.
Speaker 7 (41:55):
God.
Speaker 1 (41:56):
These are older people texting.
Speaker 3 (42:00):
People I haven't on the phone.
Speaker 1 (42:03):
We've said worse on this show. We've definitely said worst
on this show.
Speaker 3 (42:08):
B M. T b M T B M T what
what is that?
Speaker 5 (42:13):
That?
Speaker 3 (42:14):
Like my teeth? Bring my te there?
Speaker 10 (42:16):
You know the.
Speaker 1 (42:19):
Se need are what older people text.
Speaker 3 (42:22):
They probably take something like this, B T T A
P what what T A P?
Speaker 1 (42:28):
What's that?
Speaker 3 (42:28):
What's about to take a nap? Y? E? Yes, he
means something.
Speaker 5 (42:41):
People c M T.
Speaker 1 (42:46):
Clipping my toenails.
Speaker 3 (42:48):
No, that's why they don't need to be texting.
Speaker 1 (42:57):
Or they need to they're doing out. Just spill everything,
all right, guys.
Speaker 11 (43:03):
Coming up next to is that prak and today's today's
prank phone call.
Speaker 9 (43:08):
Right after this you're listening Hard Morning show.
Speaker 11 (43:14):
Coming up at about four minutes after the hour, it's
my Strawberry letter for today and the subject is I
figured it out, but he's still lying.
Speaker 3 (43:23):
Uh.
Speaker 11 (43:23):
We'll get into that find out what that is all
about in just a few because right now the nephew
is here with today's prank phone call. Nephew, what you
got for us for today?
Speaker 3 (43:33):
Well, Shirley, we call him a few and a home
all right?
Speaker 9 (43:36):
Uh huh.
Speaker 3 (43:38):
Three family members have passed. Three family members have passed.
It was expected. So what I'm asking for is a
triple cast, you know, one that you can get all
three of them in there. You understand what I'm saying. Yeah,
we just want to be all together, just a triple.
Speaker 1 (43:53):
Cask, side by side by side.
Speaker 3 (43:56):
Were trying to save some money, y'all. Okay, what.
Speaker 1 (44:01):
I'm looking at you like? Vice President Harris looked at
Trump last.
Speaker 3 (44:07):
Oh it's that's stupid. Yeah, yeah, I mean I am.
They're not tripping. We gotta save some money right here,
money in space. Okay, let's go cat dog tripple cast.
Let's take it on.
Speaker 5 (44:23):
Mortuary. This is Calvin help you?
Speaker 3 (44:26):
Uh hey, how you doing? Uh you said Calvin? Right, yes, sir,
how you Calvin? How you doing? My name is Brandon Man,
Brandon Giles. I'm calling. We've got somebody that uh has passed,
actually three people passed away. I thank you for that, man.
(44:47):
It was kind of expected. Uh so you know, it
wasn't something that caught us off guard. But you know,
but all in all, you know, we're still grieving about
losing our loved ones. But uh but I wanted to
give you all a call. We're trying to pick a
particular funeral home on who we want to uh take
care of the services. Yes, yes, sir, Yes, sir.
Speaker 5 (45:09):
Okay, I can definitely help you with that. And uh,
once again, I just want to, you know, just let
you know that we can pretty much do the whole game,
that we can make sure that you need to take
them from you know, from from now on, we're here
for you. Wanting to get that out. What is your
main need? You said, three people, sir.
Speaker 3 (45:32):
Yes, yes, yes, okay, I want to bring attention to you.
Do you guys customize casks?
Speaker 5 (45:40):
Yes, we do, gold plating, engraving.
Speaker 3 (45:44):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (45:44):
We even have a new thing where we can put
the picture of the person on the outside like a
semi gloss coating a.
Speaker 3 (45:52):
Couple of hours. Yeah, I don't need that on no
goal or nothing like that. Listen, listen. What I want
to do. Is it any way that you could maybe
uh customize a casket that can accommodate three people? Uh?
Speaker 5 (46:09):
Yes, like we we can. We can customize each individual
casket for each individual.
Speaker 3 (46:15):
No, no, no, Calvin, I didn't want to ask. What
I'm saying is if I want to like like I
like I said, I could, they was all close. You know,
I don't have a problem with all three of them
being in the same casket. I get you.
Speaker 5 (46:32):
Uh, you know, to my knowledge is as far as
I've been in this business, I've never Uh I'm not
really sure we.
Speaker 3 (46:39):
Can actually do that, I mean what I mean, but
what's the problem if we can get them all in
there and close?
Speaker 5 (46:46):
Well, sir, I mean I think that's a I don't
even think if for one, it's legal in this state
or any state. Uh, three people in one casket and
ethics wise, I uh, that's not really something that.
Speaker 3 (47:02):
Can I say that we actually you know, but if
you customizing a casket, Calvin, then you ought to be
able to put as many people in there if you
make it deep enough and wide enough, ought to be
get three people in there? Right.
Speaker 5 (47:14):
Well, the customization is is the outer side of the
casket and maybe you know some people uh even put
TV screens on the inside or some of their their
their loved ones, uh, memorable mementos. Uh. We customize it
for that, you know, color wise.
Speaker 3 (47:33):
Uh so what about when when is a person real
big uh, you know, a heavyset person, you know you
got to have a casket that can accommodate them. Right, yes,
but okay, so you ought to be able to put
you ought to be put three people in one casket
if they can fit, if you put two one way
in one other way, and you ought to be to
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have all three of them in there at one time.
Speaker 5 (47:57):
Is there anybody else around you and your family that
can help talk with me about this.
Speaker 3 (48:02):
I'm talking right now. I'm trying to get I'm trying
to accommodate my cousins and get them straight. And I'm
asking you can we get them in a casket, that
one casket that can accommodate three people if you put
two pillars on body in one.
Speaker 5 (48:16):
That's not something we're really That ain't something you just.
Speaker 3 (48:20):
Used to doing. Cabin But I'm calling you telling you
that's the way I want this customize.
Speaker 5 (48:25):
Man, all right, brother, look brother, brother, just to chill
out with customs, all right.
Speaker 3 (48:29):
So we're trying to get three people there.
Speaker 5 (48:32):
Yeah, I have a standard plan, it'd be a low
end standard plan for three individual caskets.
Speaker 3 (48:40):
We ain't got we don't have enough money for three
individual caskets. I keep telling you that we got room
for one casket. We just need this big enough. Man,
if you could get everybody in there and close the door,
I'm not I'm not.
Speaker 5 (48:54):
I don't want to go back and forth with you, sir.
I know this is a time.
Speaker 3 (48:57):
Then you ain't got to go back and forth with
me building that I need I can bury my family.
Speaker 5 (49:04):
I don't really know what to tell you, sir, but
I'm just really trying to help. I'm trying to don't
you tell.
Speaker 3 (49:08):
Me you're gonna get three people in the cask and
looking good that.
Speaker 10 (49:12):
We cannot do that.
Speaker 3 (49:14):
You out of that, man. I'm the one going through bereathing.
Speaker 10 (49:17):
I understand that, but you are, you're you use the
foul language.
Speaker 5 (49:22):
We can't do it, brother, you hear me.
Speaker 3 (49:24):
No, no, no hold on my cousin them said they
wanted to use no sir.
Speaker 10 (49:31):
No, okay.
Speaker 3 (49:33):
Look look man, man, y'all gonna bury these three people,
and you gonna put all three of them in the
same damn casking man, two on one on one end
and one on the other. One.
Speaker 5 (49:44):
Man, sir, if you're drinking, just stop.
Speaker 3 (49:48):
I ain't nobody Let me tell you something. Man, Let
me say this to you. Your name Calvin, right, yes,
yes it is okay, so calv Calvin, let me say
this to you. Either, y'all gonna bury my cousins the
way I want? Calvin, You gonna get your who you're
talking to. That's what's gonna now.
Speaker 5 (50:06):
Now, No, now, that's it, right there, sir. I've been
trying to be as professional as I can. This whole
conversation is as.
Speaker 10 (50:11):
Crazy as it is. But now I ain't nothing crazy.
Speaker 3 (50:14):
No, no, no, no no. You told you I want
you to bear my cousin.
Speaker 10 (50:17):
Come on down here. I got some places to put
your body and your cousin's body. How about that?
Speaker 3 (50:21):
Huh are you talking about? Yeah?
Speaker 10 (50:24):
Because you you know you don't.
Speaker 3 (50:26):
You don't sound too damn confident. You don't sound too confident. Calvin.
Speaker 5 (50:30):
I'm gonna tell you right now. I'm gonna tell you
right now, this ain't the place, and I'm not the
one you will be in the ground messing with us.
Speaker 3 (50:39):
Matter fact.
Speaker 10 (50:40):
If you come here, I'm on you up. How about that?
Speaker 3 (50:43):
Okay, Calvin? Okay, Calvin, let me tell you something, Calvin,
me and Tommy gonna be down there today. Then I'm
bringing Tommy with me.
Speaker 5 (50:50):
Who is Tommy?
Speaker 3 (50:52):
Huh? Here's a nephew, Timmy from the Steve Harvey Marty Show. Baby,
you just got prank, Calvin.
Speaker 5 (51:00):
Yo, y'all had me bring the whip. Tell y'all.
Speaker 3 (51:05):
I just want to know up to this Reginald that works.
Speaker 5 (51:10):
Yes, I'm a whip reggie. You bet watch what you drink?
Speaker 10 (51:14):
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The subject is I figured it out, but he's still lying.
We'll get into that right after this.
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He before I started to letter, Shirley, can I say something?
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Remember when I leave be Fraser, I do. That's what
Kamala did last night. Yes, I'm sorry, I'm remember when
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last night.
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She thought last night she did?
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strawberry letter.
Speaker 1 (53:40):
All right now you thank you subject. I figured it out,
but he's still lying. Dear Stephen Shirley.
Speaker 11 (53:45):
My husband's office is near the airport, so he usually
leaves his car at his office when he travels. He
travels at least once a month, and he started ghosting
me when he's on a trip. I became suspicious and
hit out in the parking lot of his job if
anyone was getting in a lift with him to go
to the airport. I didn't catch him doing anything that day,
(54:06):
but the last trip he went on has me thinking
that he's seeing someone that lives one hundred miles from
his office. Here's what I discovered. The morning of his trip,
I checked the odometer on his car. He left home
and said he was leaving his car at the office.
I drove all the way out to his office, but
his car was not there, so I drove home. He
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called me an hour later and said he had landed
and he was about to check into the hotel. Luckily
for him, he uses his corporate card, so I couldn't
check the credit card bill. Later that night, I sent
my husband a picture of me covered in SuDS in
the bathtub. I didn't get a reply from him. A
few hours later, I texted him good night and he
(54:49):
didn't reply. I woke up at two thirty am and
called him and he didn't answer. I sent him a
text telling him that I thought I heard something in
our addict and I was a fra right.
Speaker 1 (55:00):
He didn't answer.
Speaker 11 (55:02):
The next morning, he called around seven am and said
he was grabbing an iced coffee before his meeting. He
said he was dog tired and missed my text and
my phone calls. Two days later, he came home with
two hundred and forty seven more miles on his car.
I think he's seeing someone that lives close by and
he drove to see her. He said, none of that
(55:24):
is true, and I am losing it. Was he lying, Look,
come on, you don't even have to ask, and here
he comes with the gas lighting.
Speaker 9 (55:33):
Is it true?
Speaker 11 (55:35):
It is true, and you are not losing it. Don't
let him do that to you. You saw the car
wasn't at the office like it normally is. When he
goes on a trip and you saw the odometer with
the increased mileage. He was being dismissive to you, and
he's lying to your face and he'll never tell you
the truth about it. It's always a red flag when
they don't answer the phone.
Speaker 1 (55:56):
Always.
Speaker 11 (55:57):
It's funny how they think they shouldn't answer the phone
when they call when you call, right side, chick is
just gonna have to understand, uh that when wife he calls,
you answer period.
Speaker 1 (56:09):
Okay. Not answering makes you look suspicious. Husband.
Speaker 11 (56:13):
Don't change your behavior. Husband, it's a dead giveaway. But
your husband didn't answer, did he And now you're feeling
some kind of way and he's calling you crazy. You're
not losing it. He is if he thinks you believe
his lies. You are not stupid. Tommy a girl right here.
Speaker 3 (56:34):
Listen, Tom'm just gonna be real, wit. The relationship is over. Okay,
that's oh, well, you don't figure that out. You already
know what's going on. That's oh, but that's not that's
not that's that's not. What I'm impressed about the relationship is. Oh,
but you have a future as a private detective. You
(56:57):
got it. You gotta everything to take baby girl, you
know what you're doing. You need to open up your
own business. I don't even know your name, but let's
just say lawd LL to Lisa. You see what I'm saying,
lawd ll the Lisa, I can I can see it.
I can see it on the marquet, not layd all.
The Lisa are CSI, Connie, you see what I'm saying.
You are ready? You are ready. You can have your
(57:18):
own business where ladies can come to you. They can
let you know what their problem is going on with
their spouse, their boyfriend. And guess what. Guess what sharp
eyes shine for. You gonna handle that because that's what
you do. You're gonna be in handling. Baby. You are
ready to be a detective. And guess what, there are
women out there who need a woman like you who
(57:38):
know how to Everybody don't know how to check no abdometer.
Oh no, damn car, don't nobody not do that. I
don't even know what what what man was on last
I don't know how to do all that. You know
what you're doing. You know how to, you know how
to go. Put your hand on the hood. It's hot,
it's hot. See he just got here. You already knew
how you know how to do this kind of stuff.
You know how you already take your credit card and
jimmy into the door and break on in. You know
(58:00):
what you're doing. So let's go ahead and take it
to the next level and open your up yourself a
business and you're good. Now here's somebody like you to
do though, Just just just so you know, Tom and
Kenny just kind of see where things were, if you
don't mind listen, is it any way you can email
me them pictures when you was in his ball too,
and just let me see what you were sending him.
(58:22):
You understand your time and just want to get there.
I just want to see the bubbles boots. So if
you could just just you send send time in little
something something, let me see exactly what you were sending
because I want to understand what he was getting and
what you know, I can tell you why he didn't
call back, you know this and that, but it'll help me,
(58:43):
it'll help me help you. Okay, send me your bubbles pictures,
that's all I want. And what kind of bubbles are these? Are? These?
Are these real? Are these kind you put the nice
little pile in? Or is this you know dish washing detergy.
What kind of bubblesh you? If this is time? You know?
Is it washing powder? I mean, what what was you
really sitting here? I just want to know. This is
(59:04):
just this is just Timmy trying to inquire you. You
are ready to be an A one detective, You ready
for all that, but just just for Timmy me the
bubbles pitching. Please, that's it.
Speaker 1 (59:17):
That's all coming up. We have part two.
Speaker 11 (59:19):
We're here from Junior coming up at twenty three minutes
after the hour.
Speaker 1 (59:23):
Strawberry letter. Subject I figured it out, but he's still lying.
We'll get back into it right after this.
Speaker 3 (59:29):
This relationship is over us.
Speaker 1 (59:31):
You're listening.
Speaker 9 (59:33):
Morning show.
Speaker 11 (59:34):
All right, We're going to recap today's strawberry letter. It
was written by a wife. The subject is I figured
it out, but he's still lying. A wife wrote in Uh,
because her husband's office is near the airport, and he
always parks his car at the office when he's getting
ready to go out of town.
Speaker 3 (59:51):
Uh.
Speaker 11 (59:51):
He travels at least once a month, and uh, but
he started ghosting her. Now he didn't leave his car
at the office. This time she followed him and he
didn't leave it. She checked the odometer to see if
the mileage was going to change. That's why one of
the reasons Tommy says she should be a detective because
of that. And you know, so he lied and said
(01:00:13):
that he went out of town. But she thinks he
drove to see some other woman because the odometer changed.
The mileage on the odometer changed.
Speaker 3 (01:00:24):
You know.
Speaker 11 (01:00:24):
She called him several times. She took a picture of
herself when she was in a bubble bath. He didn't respond,
he didn't answer. She said she heard something in the
attic and she was scared. He didn't respond. Now, what
kind of husband wouldn't respond to that, Okay, so he
didn't answer. He didn't answer, He didn't answer. He just
said that he was dog tired and he missed her
(01:00:45):
phone calls. Two days later, he came home with two
hundred and forty seven more miles on the car, So
that proves he drove the car somewhere. And she thinks
he's seeing someone that lives, you know, pretty close by,
and he drove to see her. He said, none of
that is true, and he tried to accuse her of
being crazy and losing it. And she's asking, why is
(01:01:06):
he lying, Junior, Why.
Speaker 8 (01:01:09):
Why I tell you, why? Right, your husband, I'm I'm
I'm just gonna tell you this. She not a good PI.
Speaker 1 (01:01:16):
She's not good you don't think so? Why now?
Speaker 3 (01:01:19):
Now, look, come and tell you why she ain't.
Speaker 1 (01:01:21):
She can never catch him. She ain't catch him.
Speaker 3 (01:01:24):
Remember you went hit in the bushes? You did?
Speaker 1 (01:01:26):
You told um I went down man and hit.
Speaker 3 (01:01:28):
In the butches. I didn't catch him doing nothing that day?
Uh huh.
Speaker 8 (01:01:32):
See she didn't catch him then, because he'll he'll do
nothing good. First of all, you nagged too much, all
the stuff you be doing. I mean, you just be
calling two thirty in the morning somebody in an attic.
Now you're just trying to get a reaction. Ain't nobody
been in that attic? The man go out of town
every month? Okay, so what you probably checked the old doma.
You probably checked the trip and not the old domeiner.
The trip had two hundred and forty seven miles off it.
Speaker 3 (01:01:53):
That was just a trip. It wasn't the old dometer.
Speaker 8 (01:01:56):
You just you just be doing stuff. You can't never
catch him at all. You can't even get credit card information.
How you a good detective and you can't pull no
credit card information? How come you don't even know where
the hotel he at. You can't call the hotel, call
his room. You don't even know where he at. So
how is we a good detective here?
Speaker 5 (01:02:14):
Like you?
Speaker 8 (01:02:15):
Like the one like you got the trench coat on
with the sunglasses, sitting in the corner, but he walked
right behind you. You missed the whole thing. You can't
never catch him. You the one went and got in
the bushes for what? You have no evidence of nothing?
Two hundred and forty seven miles what we hang.
Speaker 2 (01:02:30):
I had on here?
Speaker 3 (01:02:31):
She's all on the car.
Speaker 1 (01:02:32):
She checks it before he left, So we.
Speaker 8 (01:02:34):
Don't know if she checked the right thing on the
adominor she probably take the trip a trip B.
Speaker 3 (01:02:40):
We don't know what she checked. Or no, we don't
know because you went and hitting the bushes.
Speaker 1 (01:02:43):
And the car was the car wasn't at the office.
Speaker 11 (01:02:46):
He always leaves his car at the office when he travels,
and he travels once a month.
Speaker 3 (01:02:51):
If he parked at the garage at the airport, he couldn't.
Speaker 1 (01:02:54):
He had to get there and take it into the thunk.
Why didn't he answer the phone when she because he
had a meaning done?
Speaker 3 (01:03:02):
It means to be all day long and all evening.
Speaker 8 (01:03:04):
You know, you got to you know, take the clients
out to eat and everything else, and you got to
deal with them. You do see all this stuff he
got to do. But then why are you in SuDS
sending pictures at two two thirty in the morning.
Speaker 3 (01:03:14):
He went the tubs. He don't want you.
Speaker 1 (01:03:17):
That's her husband. She wanted to send him.
Speaker 3 (01:03:19):
He don't want to see that.
Speaker 8 (01:03:23):
When I'm starting to find out you're unattractive, private eye.
Speaker 3 (01:03:25):
What I'll find out and put this together. That's what
you got out of That's what I have got out
of this. That's how good I am.
Speaker 1 (01:03:31):
He don't even respond to you with sugs on disagree
on this what Tommy says. She's a great detective.
Speaker 3 (01:03:37):
You said, I can't see how she can't never catch him.
Speaker 5 (01:03:40):
But j.
Speaker 3 (01:03:45):
Yeah, but she ain't never there. That's the problem. You
don't you need to be there. You turn you like
I caught you, and she turned around the wrong person. Oh,
I got to wig.
Speaker 6 (01:03:56):
She don't never know who it is she she after.
Speaker 3 (01:04:01):
She don't know, Junior. She did discover two hundred some
miles on the abdominator. You what does that prove? Somewhere
he's supposed to be on a plane. He went somewhere.
Can't somebody used your car? You got too many open
ends over here. You not a good detective. Yeah, man,
use my car for the weekend. I'm going out of town.
Speaker 1 (01:04:22):
It that's fine.
Speaker 3 (01:04:23):
See it's too many open ends.
Speaker 1 (01:04:24):
Why didn't he answer any of his wife's phone calls?
Junior and with his clients.
Speaker 8 (01:04:31):
He is on a business trip, but.
Speaker 3 (01:04:34):
Going to get some coffee to you.
Speaker 8 (01:04:36):
Then he then he called though I missed your call
last night. Saw the picture with the sugs on? Oh
my god, babe, why did you de tell what suggs on?
He even asked like that was six?
Speaker 3 (01:04:43):
What you're doing? Why are you in suggs?
Speaker 5 (01:04:47):
What did you do?
Speaker 3 (01:04:47):
Why you got bubbles up to you? Next? What's going on?
You left the water run too long?
Speaker 1 (01:04:50):
What's happening?
Speaker 8 (01:04:52):
Because he ain't even turned on by you? Because you're
an unattractive p I is what I get. I saw
the case already, case closed, solve. That wasn't hard, That
wasn't hard at all. Oh man, hey, you want the
sus up to you?
Speaker 3 (01:05:07):
Nick? What's going on?
Speaker 1 (01:05:08):
Really terrible? And you can't even get.
Speaker 8 (01:05:10):
Credit card informa every woman know how to get credit
called information. You can't pretend to call the credit card
company and act like you him. You got all this,
You got a social security number, you know who he is.
Speaker 3 (01:05:20):
You got card number.
Speaker 8 (01:05:21):
You just don't know how to get the information. You
called people at the bank talking about. Is this James
called this?
Speaker 1 (01:05:27):
James car Okay, listen, I need to sit where he
was two weeks ago.
Speaker 3 (01:05:31):
I need to see what you can't get that? Timmy?
Why two weeks yeah? See two weeks behind?
Speaker 1 (01:05:36):
Shut up?
Speaker 3 (01:05:37):
Why you can't get why?
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Coming up next to his Junior and Sports Talk right after.
Speaker 3 (01:05:51):
This, you had Chillis he eat at Applebee's?
Speaker 11 (01:05:57):
You're listening Hary Morning Show any time now for Junior
and Sports Talk?
Speaker 3 (01:06:02):
What you got jr oh Man Thommy? Yes, you want
to ask me? Mant j I do I got to
ask you this? Do you remember? Do you remember in
fire Heartbeat when Big Red hit that man and hung
him out the window. Yeah, that's what Kamala did last night.
I'm trying to do you remember do you remember when
(01:06:31):
uh on baby Boy, when Melvin choked the hell out
of Jody? You remember that? Yeah, that's what Kamala did
last night. You ain't hearing me. You ain't hearing me?
Oh man, man, this show last night? Matter of fact,
do you remember that? Do you remember Montgomery, Alabama? When
(01:06:55):
that man was on that dock and threw that black
head up and then black folk went to work? Do
you remember that? That's what did? It was something to
seek that debate there.
Speaker 8 (01:07:11):
It was like, man, it was like you looked at
two different two different candidates.
Speaker 3 (01:07:16):
How you gonna get this wrong?
Speaker 2 (01:07:18):
Right? Man?
Speaker 3 (01:07:19):
What are you thinking? How can you to vote?
Speaker 1 (01:07:22):
She called him weak and wrong too?
Speaker 3 (01:07:24):
Yes she did?
Speaker 5 (01:07:26):
She?
Speaker 3 (01:07:26):
Oh yes she did. You know that hurt his feelings
right there, that crush, that rustion wrong, A woman.
Speaker 8 (01:07:32):
Calling him he lost, that called you weak and wrong.
Now see me, I'm black, I've been you. I've been
called week before by a black woman.
Speaker 3 (01:07:41):
He didn't bother me. I wouldn't got something to eat.
He didn't know what happened to him.
Speaker 5 (01:07:46):
He was.
Speaker 1 (01:07:48):
You weak and wrong?
Speaker 3 (01:07:49):
Okay, that's number two, coach, Because he didn't know what
to do.
Speaker 1 (01:07:54):
He just stood there, had to take an apple pie.
Speaker 3 (01:07:57):
God, but we know we know when to walk away.
We already know when we can't win this anyway. We
already know you got nothing to argue with Jackie by
none of this. I'm gonna sit but out here on
this pat of your act.
Speaker 1 (01:08:12):
Like I got some sense, and he was outstanding last night. Yes,
very presidential, very very much so.
Speaker 3 (01:08:23):
Yeah, there's no way debate. Listen to this.
Speaker 12 (01:08:26):
Former First Lady Michelle Obama said after tonight's.
Speaker 1 (01:08:29):
Debate, there should be no doubt, no room for That's
what I'm saying.
Speaker 12 (01:08:36):
That Vice President Kamala Harris is the only candidate in
this race who is ready to be president.
Speaker 2 (01:08:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:08:44):
If you are Boom, if you're still on the fence,
your foot must be stuck. There's no way you just.
Speaker 1 (01:08:53):
Yeah, I should have helped you make a decision for
sure for last night. Yeah, yeah, all right, thank you guys.
Speaker 11 (01:09:03):
Coming up at the top of the hour, Should a
woman tell her boyfriend that she once worked as an escort?
Speaker 1 (01:09:08):
Ooh, she needs some advice?
Speaker 11 (01:09:13):
All right, we'll talk about it at the top of
the hour. Right after this, you're listening Morning show, all right, guys,
This is from Jada in Philly.
Speaker 1 (01:09:25):
Oh, Philly, Okay, shout out to Philly. All right, all right, Jada.
Speaker 11 (01:09:35):
Says, most of my life, I've had issues with my
biological father. He was jealous after my mother married my stepdad,
and he took it out on me. He just got remarried,
and he wants his wife to believe that I don't
fool with him because I'm older and I have my
own family. His wife invited my daughter and I to
go to Paris with them and her three children for Thanksgiving.
(01:09:55):
What I'm thirty four years old?
Speaker 1 (01:09:57):
Now? Am I obligated to play along with this lended family?
Speaker 3 (01:10:00):
B S?
Speaker 1 (01:10:01):
Should I tell his wife why I'm distant?
Speaker 12 (01:10:04):
Girl?
Speaker 1 (01:10:04):
Tell the truth, Tell her whatever you need to tell
her to get to Paris?
Speaker 3 (01:10:09):
Watch your champagne? What are you doing, oh y'all trying
to go to Paris? Yes? Oh y'all something else? Anywhere
to go buy a purse? Boy, that's all y'all caret about?
Anywhere to go buy a perse?
Speaker 1 (01:10:26):
What are we talking about, Tom?
Speaker 3 (01:10:29):
We are talking about this father who has been just
just been absent, and now he all of a sudden
he want to act like there's a relationship, y'all know
damn where he ain't got a relationship with this man,
and now he wanted to all of a sudden like
it's something else. Stop. We can't talk about this when
we come back.
Speaker 1 (01:10:45):
Yes, on the flight over there. It's a long flight, you.
Speaker 3 (01:10:49):
Know where y'all are so selfish, y'all really have you
know what? But I don't care. I don't care because
I'm still over here in common the world.
Speaker 11 (01:11:02):
All right, here's another So you're saying, what that she
you're saying she should talk to work it out with
her dad.
Speaker 1 (01:11:08):
She and her dad should work it out. Is that
what you got?
Speaker 3 (01:11:10):
They have a hundred dar conversation. This is a conversation
that probably should have been had years and years. Now
it's time that it's time. We got to have this
big meeting. We got to sit down and talk and
be open and real about it. Fran's parents the whole time,
the whole nine yards.
Speaker 1 (01:11:23):
I say, do it on the way over there, on
the plane.
Speaker 9 (01:11:25):
It's a long flight.
Speaker 3 (01:11:26):
It's the right answer, Tom, But I just have the parents.
Can I ask the question for me? Can her call
her and me trade daddy car? You know me?
Speaker 8 (01:11:36):
If your daddy takes you to par My daddy. The
furthest I've been with my father is Disney. Your daddy
takes you to parents.
Speaker 1 (01:11:43):
You trip it Paris, Texas, and I have passed by that.
Speaker 3 (01:11:48):
And I was fifteen. I was too grown to be
at Disney. Now he taking you to Paris and you
don't want to go. Tell me is this a problem?
Is this a problem? Now? Just got to plane, be quiet.
We ain't got to talk right, all right?
Speaker 1 (01:12:01):
We have time for another one. This one's from Glenn
and Montgomery.
Speaker 11 (01:12:04):
Glenn says, I've been dating a younger woman for two months,
and when she starts rubbing on me to get the
party started, I can get excited, but I can't stay excited.
I don't know if it's a mental thing or what,
but I know there is nothing physically wrong with me.
Am I the only one that's ever gone through this.
Speaker 3 (01:12:22):
Probably something physically wrong with her, And so you can't
stay excited. It's something like you don't see, You don't
see nothing to keep you excited.
Speaker 11 (01:12:32):
You look at what he's saying. What should I do
to stay calm? Because he wants to stay calm.
Speaker 3 (01:12:39):
The calmness is bringing how do we say this on
the radio.
Speaker 1 (01:12:43):
He must get overly excited.
Speaker 3 (01:12:45):
Be careful, sir. Yeah, well he getting over excited.
Speaker 1 (01:12:50):
Well, if he's trying to stay calm, he's.
Speaker 3 (01:12:53):
Saying he can't stay excited.
Speaker 11 (01:12:55):
He says, right, he's saying, I can get excited, but
I can't stay excited. He doesn't know if it's a
mental thing or or what. But I do know that
there is nothing wrong physically with me.
Speaker 3 (01:13:07):
Am.
Speaker 1 (01:13:07):
I the only one that's ever gone through this. What
should I do to stay calm?
Speaker 9 (01:13:12):
That is his question.
Speaker 3 (01:13:13):
You don't want I know went through this.
Speaker 5 (01:13:14):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:13:14):
Nobody else went through this. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:13:16):
I'll admit it.
Speaker 2 (01:13:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:13:18):
Well, well yeah, I don't know what I stay excited.
I'm excited right now for Sherry. Hey, hey, now, why
can I share my excitement? What is this? We should
I just tell you this? Yeah?
Speaker 8 (01:13:32):
His question is how do I stay called? You turn
on the app? They got an app call calm, Put
these off. Turn that on and then you'll stay calmed.
They play about the sounds and music and the sea
in the ocean and the rain.
Speaker 3 (01:13:43):
Turn the app off. That's what you do. That's all
we got for you for me a time. You don't
understand what you're going through. Were excited. We don't have
none of this problem none. Just listen to the rain.
Speaker 1 (01:13:56):
Listen to the rain.
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he's singing in the commercial that stuck in my head
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ever since I watched the PayPal commercial last night, classic
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he said, oh this is fresh, squeeze, give me a break.
Logan really laughed out loud because that same situation happened
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Speaker 1 (01:15:44):
Would you rather right after this?
Speaker 3 (01:15:47):
Would you? Man?
Speaker 9 (01:15:49):
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Speaker 1 (01:15:52):
It is time now for around it?
Speaker 11 (01:15:54):
Would you rather, guys, would you rather bring back Blockbuster
you know, Blockbuster video or would you rather bring back
drive in movie theaters?
Speaker 1 (01:16:03):
Which one?
Speaker 3 (01:16:04):
I rather watch Kamala again from the last night? I
feel drive in Blockbuster Video? Oh? Because you used to
work there? Yeah? I used to work there? What you
what you're working on? A plan? B in case stuff
don't go right? I drive into I'm too young? What
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I was going to drive through? I was so you
missed some good stuff.
Speaker 10 (01:16:27):
Boy.
Speaker 2 (01:16:27):
Yeah, it's a fun way to go watch movies because
I ain't never see the movie.
Speaker 3 (01:16:33):
But you need to be there, you need them to.
Speaker 2 (01:16:39):
My wonder, would you rather have much cold cream and
knock zema on my daddy station wagon?
Speaker 3 (01:16:46):
Whey?
Speaker 11 (01:16:48):
Would you rather have a wife that has a drone
on you twenty four to seven? Or would you rather
she can see all of your text messages? Which one
a drone? All day on every day?
Speaker 3 (01:17:00):
What is this, y'all?
Speaker 5 (01:17:00):
What is this?
Speaker 3 (01:17:02):
What that drone in us?
Speaker 6 (01:17:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:17:07):
What would you rather?
Speaker 11 (01:17:07):
Which one you wor? Would you rather a drone or
your text messages?
Speaker 1 (01:17:12):
That's it?
Speaker 5 (01:17:13):
She is?
Speaker 11 (01:17:15):
She sit up?
Speaker 3 (01:17:16):
Tell me she come up with the question. Let me
catch on to the drone and just fly my ass
out of them. Man, just let me just fly to.
Speaker 11 (01:17:29):
I rather had a drunk, Okay, the drunk didn't for
her to see your text messages?
Speaker 3 (01:17:32):
All right?
Speaker 9 (01:17:33):
Where I'm going?
Speaker 1 (01:17:36):
Would you rather have you don't know where?
Speaker 3 (01:17:37):
No, damn way, you won't watch me?
Speaker 6 (01:17:41):
Fish?
Speaker 2 (01:17:42):
Come on what? I don't know where? I know they
got cameras. I don't go nowhere? Would you down at?
Speaker 5 (01:17:54):
No?
Speaker 3 (01:17:54):
He wouldn't. No, he wouldn't bring your drone on in
his bathroom. Come on, this is what you want to see.
Speaker 9 (01:18:02):
Would you rather have a.
Speaker 1 (01:18:03):
Really long tongue or would you rather have really long toes?
Which one.
Speaker 3 (01:18:08):
Toes?
Speaker 5 (01:18:12):
Well?
Speaker 3 (01:18:12):
Which one would you all prefer? We have the question
nobody about. Now you're all over the front of your
sandals and.
Speaker 1 (01:18:28):
Everything, dragging your toes on the ground.
Speaker 2 (01:18:33):
Tongue and let me wear the ward? Tell you I
have you grabbing for stuff that ain't there? Would you
rather the corners up off of a fitish sheet? I'm
trying to tell you.
Speaker 1 (01:18:50):
Would you rather have no pockets?
Speaker 3 (01:18:54):
Every time I come in the room? All this tongue?
Speaker 2 (01:18:59):
Though?
Speaker 1 (01:19:01):
We'll close out the show coming up with.
Speaker 3 (01:19:06):
Ice cream cone.
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Show?
Speaker 1 (01:19:13):
All right, guys?
Speaker 11 (01:19:14):
Here we are our last break of the day on
this another historic day. After the historic debates last night
between VP Kamala Harris and former President Donald Trump.
Speaker 1 (01:19:26):
Yeah and wow, what a debate it was. See if
you were able to see it when you're out of
the country, you were able to see it.
Speaker 2 (01:19:34):
Yeah, but I was able to see it. These are
my clothes remarks about it today on the debate. You
know I watched it. It's clear everybody knows cut and
dried that I'm a fan of Kamala Harris, Madame Vice
President Kamala Harris. Everybody knows that my support for her
has never wavered. She's come to my home for interviews,
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She's invited me to her home, My family has gone
to her home.
Speaker 3 (01:20:03):
I didn't know that Joe Biden would drop out of
the race. I didn't.
Speaker 2 (01:20:10):
But after I saw his debate and I heard Van
Jones comment right after debate that he should drop out,
I went, wow, man, we calling for this man to
drop out? What would that look like? And while I
found out last night what it would look like, it
would look very, very hopeful for this country, for this
woman to be president of the United States. But I
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also know that this race is going to be tight.
It's a tightly contested race. Everybody's saying that she won
the debate hands down. Will that affect the Trumpster Absolutely not.
It will not move them off their candidate, because nothing
has moved them off of him no matter what he's done.
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The insurrection, the sending the people down there to the Capitol,
the comments about there's good people on both sides in Charlotteville.
His supporter or Red Boys or Red boot boys, whatever,
they are, Pride boys, whatever. He just refuses anybody that's
far him or does anything on his behalf. His narcissistic behavior,
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if that's the word, causes him to throw support behind him.
He will not dog out anybody that supports him. He
is friends with the people who came up with Project
twenty twenty five. There's a picture of the guy that
developed it on this private jet with him. It was
a clear cut thing to me if you were an
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undecided voter as to which way you should go after
last night's debate, if you were undecided, and I think
there are some undecided people who were affected greatly by it.
And she put on a tremendous performance and showing of
who she is as a person under fire, under pressure,
under the scrutiny. Even the Republicans said she won the debate,
(01:22:05):
but that doesn't change their mind. Okay, well, if that don't,
then what will. Here's the part I want to focus on.
I was watching CNN and Laura Coates was on there
and what's the sister's name, Abby Phillip. Abby Phillips was
on there and three other people, and they were talking
(01:22:28):
and Abby Phillips brought up a point where she's concerned
about swaying the black man's vote. Okay, now that's when
my ears pinned back because I happened to be a
black man, a very very proud black man. Have never
tried to be nothing else, have never walked away from
my people on my culture, have always stood with us
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in the battlefields. I've marched around the DOJ building, I
went across the bridge. I've been with Al Sharpton and
Jesse Jackson on all kinds of march and missions.
Speaker 3 (01:23:01):
I'm that ain't no doubt about it.
Speaker 2 (01:23:04):
I was there at three o'clock in the morning at
the Million Man March. I'm that proudest moment of my
life was on that heel with Minister Lewis Fara Khan
and the Million Man March. My greatest and proudest moment
as a black man. I'm black for show for show. Now,
I'm going to say something to us, who are fellow
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black men. I don't know where they getting this poll
from that we are all supporting Donald Trump.
Speaker 3 (01:23:33):
But that ain't nothing but a bold face lie. You
talk about fake news.
Speaker 2 (01:23:38):
I don't know who they're talking to, cause I don't
know one black man that's voting for Trump. But but
I see him in the background at the Trump rallies
propped up. I see the pictures in the T shirts
that say Blacks for Trump, But I can't find nowhere
where Trump was ever for blacks. If you looked at
(01:23:58):
the debate last night, the full page ad in USA
today to condemn and crucify five innocent black men, the
court rulings where him and his family has constantly tried
to alienate black people from living in their buildings. It's
just over and over and over and over. But I
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want to say this to brothers, we got to get
to the polls. I'm gonna say this to black men,
we have to get to the pole. Don't worry about
the nobody else talking about. No I want to debate
you about Kamala hass I ain't no more damn debate.
The debate is over. You had the debate last night. Now,
if you saw Trump as a viable candidate after last night,
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it's something wrong with your black ass. Now, I'm talking
directly to anybody that got a problem with me asking
black people to vote. Your forefathers were asking you to vote. Vote,
Your parents asked you to vote. Everybody asking you to
vote a vote. When you don't vote, you can't sit
at the table and complain about what's on the menu.
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If you don't sit up in here and decide who's
making up the menu. We have got to vote. I
don't I know a lot of black men. It's for
Kamala Harris. Matter of fact, all that I know is
for Kamala Harris. And we're gonna show up at the
polls and we're gonna stop this nonsense about that so
many black men for Donald Trump because it really ain't
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though it really ain't here all it's a few scattered
here and there, but it ain't no movement. But if
you want to see a movement, I'm gonna give you
a movement no vemberfore because watch because the Steve Harvey
Morning Show is in full blown support of Kamala Harris.
And we're gonna show up. Sincesus is going, but brothers
is we going too, because we're gonna show them who
we are. We're gonna end this disrespect of our women
(01:25:43):
like you think we have. But when you constantly show
disrespect for us, we're gonna show you how we feel
about that. We're gonna show up at the polls because
we're gonna decide this election. Those are my closing remarks today. Hey,
y'all talk to God today. He'd absolutely love to hear
from me.
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