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Speaker 7 (02:00):
Uh uh I sure will. Good morning everybody you are
listening to the voice, Come on now, gig me one
of only Steve Harvey got what radio show man? What
you're doing with it? Trying to do the very very
best I can with it? I really am. You know,
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I get tired sometimes on my journey. I'm not gonna
kid you. Trying to make something about yourself is a task.
If you want to attempt to do something, and and
understand going in that that the if the thing you're
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trying to do is to improve yourself, to better your position,
to better your relationship, your family, anything, you're trying to
be a better you. You're trying to make more money,
you're trying to get it together, you're trying to change
if any of those things are in your hopes and dreams.
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Know this right here, you are about to face some challenges.
But you might as well go ahead anyway and face
those challenges, because if you don't, you have a whole.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Other set of challenges to face.
Speaker 6 (03:21):
You know.
Speaker 7 (03:22):
It's an amazing thing, man, how people sit around and
they watch other people strike out to become successful. They
sit in the stands watching these people play out these games,
and they and they and they criticize, They boo, they
laugh at their efforts and everything, and they talk about
the failse he missed that game when he shop boy,
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he suck man, he did this. He ain't worth that.
I hear people who sit in stands who criticize people
who are out there on the playing field. Now, when
you're on the plane, feel you have a set of
challenges in front of you. You're going to be open
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to criticism. You're going to be open to ridicule. You're
going to be talked about when you don't know the
people who are talking about you. Now, here's the upside
to being the player on the field that's facing all
the challenges, to criticisms, the laughing, the joke, to being
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talked about. He has something going for him. This person boy, woman,
child girl man has an opportunity to win. They have
an opportunity to win. And in the game of life,
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just because you lose one of the games, or you
lose one of the matches, it don't mean you've lost.
You don't get put out. You keep playing. And when
you playing, here's the upside. You have the opportunity to win.
But guess what, You're gonna win some of the matches.
You're gonna win some of the points. You're gonna make
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some of the dunks. You're gonna hit some of them
over the wall. You're gonna hit some out the park.
You're gonna score some goals. You will if you're playing
the game. Here's the problem with the people who don't
face criticism, who nobody boos or cheers for, who sits
in the stands and knows neither victory nor defeat. Those people,
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without realizing it, are facing a set of challenges also.
And the challenges they're facing is how I'm gonna live
with myself, What I'm gonna do? Now, what direction am
I going in? Where am I gonna live? Wonder what
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job will hire me? Wonder if I can get paid
for criticizing.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Ah woe is me.
Speaker 7 (06:12):
I can't find the purpose in my life. And man,
I'm just waking up in a state of confusion. I
don't know what to do. Now, let me ask you something,
which one of them set the challenges you'd rather be
faced with? Because if I'm on the flow playing, if
I'm on the field playing, if I'm out on the
court playing, then guess what I got a chance at winning?
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But guess what I'm doing every day while I'm playing.
I'm strategizing. I'm waking up with a purpose. I'm waking
up trying to come up with another angle. I'm in
pursuit of a goal every single day. Versus the people
in the stands who know neither victory nor defeat. Get
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in the game, face the challenges. Better yourself, better your wife,
better your children, better your condition, better your employment status,
better your job, better your career.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Take a shot.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Come on, man, what you waiting on?
Speaker 7 (07:17):
Because the alternative is to watch other people play the game?
Speaker 1 (07:23):
You know what I just do? Sometimes Sometimes I just I.
Speaker 7 (07:26):
Get Forbes magazine or Money magazine, or sometimes I still
grab a copy of the rob Report. I just flip
through it just to see I used to get this
book called Unique Homes. Unique Homes is a magazine that
just has a lot of extravagant houses that's on sale.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Across the country, across the world. I used to flip through.
Speaker 7 (07:47):
Man, let me just see, man, what the people that's
playing the game out there doing. Stop watching other people
become successful when you could very easily be you if
you make the decision. But when you make the decision
to become successful, get ready for a series of challenges.
I think it's more difficult not to accept the challenge.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
I think it's for me. This is just for me.
It may not be the case for you.
Speaker 7 (08:15):
For me, I think it's far more difficult to wake
up and just see how life gonna go today, because man,
it could just deal you any kind of hand today.
You understand, I don't like, you know, spades. Let's talk
a card game for tim, the game of spades. Really, man,
it ain't a whole lot you can do if you
don't get no spades. Really, it's a little couple of
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little strategies you're gonna do. But you can have all
this age, king, queen, diamond all you want. But man,
you ain't got no spades. They cutting them. You're in trouble.
Be it with different game. You can create what's in
your hand. You got dealt a hand too, But you
can create a hand. You can call a trump. You
can make diamonds your space. You can make hard to
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clubs your spades. That's what I'm saying. You can do
something with it. It's a different game, man. You can strategize.
I would rather have a say so in my life
than to wake up every day and just see how
it's going. I think it's more difficult to not accept
the challenge to be something than it is to accept
the challenge to be something. I think it's more difficult
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to sit around and not be nothing. I think it's
harder to watch everybody life going somewhere but mine. I
think it would be very difficult for me to sit
here and hear them talking about other people that never
mentioned my name. It would be difficult for me to
see everybody rise and getting promotions accept me. That would
be difficult for me. It may not be for you,
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but for me it would be quite challenging. I would
rather accept the challenge of making something out of my
life than to sit there and criticize those and then
watch and see how my life just may go.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Okay, just a thought.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Today you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Ladies
and gentlemen, let me have your attention please.
Speaker 8 (10:06):
This is a divorce of Junior as a deep base
money everybody.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Wow, that's not much difference.
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I hope y'all off to a great start today. I
really do.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
I hope you.
Speaker 7 (10:24):
Didn't forget to tell God how much you appreciate today.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
I really do. It's the best way to start your day.
Speaker 7 (10:31):
Gratitude affects your attitude, which is in direct correlation with
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Come on, y'all, be grateful. Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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Speaker 2 (10:45):
What's on your mind?
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Man?
Speaker 9 (10:46):
Let me ask you this up man, Can you talk
to us this morning about something? I know you have
a lot of experience here by being patient in this
process while you're on your journey. You know, we want
everything that happen right now, and we want to do
it because maybe some people doubt of us, maybe some
people didn't believe in us, and we want.
Speaker 8 (11:02):
To show him.
Speaker 9 (11:02):
But we impatient in this process. How do you how
did you have to deal with that.
Speaker 7 (11:07):
Well, I'm impatient too, I'm I'm in I'm I'm very human.
I'm just like everybody else when I get through praying
for something I want. When I'm praying for it is
you because I won't it and I and I and
I want it immediately. What I've had to learn, though,
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is I have to I had to learn to trust
in his timing of it. He heard me, he knew
what I wanted before I asked him for you, so
and and He's boxed it up and he shipped it's
on the way. But when God boxes it up and
ships it to you, the thing he will not do
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is tell you the date that the package is going
to arrive, because that would destroy the one thing that
you all have to have in this relationship, which is faith.
Faith is a belief in things that you cannot see.
So you have to trust in his timing. That's the
thing you have to learn. You're gonna be impatient because
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you're human. Lord, where you at, like for okay, for
giving an example, you're praying for a financial breakthrough because
you really want it, because you're tired of the struggle,
right and in the process of waiting on this financial breakthrough,
you have to realize, hey man, I'm actually surviving right now.
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I'm actually still paying my rent, I'm still making the
car note. It may be hard, but I still keep
coming up with it. And in that you have to
show some form of gratitude. See, but what happens to
people is we ask God for this financial overflow and
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I don't get here, and we study complaining about that,
and we forget that we're still making it somehow, that
if you look around, you ain't lost nothing. You ain't
had to sell nothing, ain't nobody repold nothing. You ain't
got no eviction notices on nothing, you quit. You failed
to look at that because you're so focused on what
you don't have yet. But looking at what you don't
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have cannot allow you to lose sight of what you
do have. And if you could get those two things
to line up correctly, bam man, you can be all
right and trust in his time and then know that
God ain't ever been late.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Tell me the last time he was late.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
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It's time now to run that prank back with Junior
in for the nephew. What you got for is.
Speaker 8 (14:28):
Junior guys ours ministry.
Speaker 6 (14:30):
Come on cat, Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Clarence.
Speaker 10 (14:33):
Clarence. How you doing, Clarence. This is Statius man. I'm
over at the church man, my Baptist church where you
a member of?
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Right?
Speaker 11 (14:43):
Oh yeah, hey, okay, hey, I'm with the Gems man
and you you you actually came to uh gems the Gims'
that's God's as missionary And basically what we do is
we watch what's going on on in the church.
Speaker 10 (15:01):
Who's coming, who hasn't come? You know, I don't mean
any harm, but if my records indicate me right through
my God's eyes, minister, the gems looking at my books,
looks like you this is your first time at the
church this year?
Speaker 6 (15:15):
Correct?
Speaker 12 (15:16):
Yeah, I mean what can I do for you?
Speaker 6 (15:18):
Okay?
Speaker 10 (15:19):
Now, when Pastor asked for all the visitors to stand,
you actually did not stand?
Speaker 6 (15:23):
Correct?
Speaker 10 (15:25):
Because you remember there we go. Now you you still
work for uh you you you work for them?
Speaker 6 (15:31):
Yeah? Okay, Now what we've done is we've averaged it
out that you.
Speaker 13 (15:34):
What what I mean?
Speaker 12 (15:37):
What is this about?
Speaker 6 (15:37):
Okay, I'm on my way to it.
Speaker 10 (15:39):
So so you probably are you averaging about what between
forty and fifty thousand dollars on a yearly basis over.
Speaker 12 (15:46):
There with I mean, I mean, yeah, something like that.
Speaker 10 (15:49):
But you know, go ahead, problem see what we're looking
at since you are member, because see you did not
stand when he said all members says you did not
stand up, which which you right there of making the
you know, you're you're you're clarifying that you are a member,
and you're making about we're gonna roughly say about forty
five thousand dollars a year, which means ten percent in
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forty five hundred. Now we looked at the books and
notice that you put in fifty dollars in the church
on this past Easter on Sunday. See when you're gonna
start cutting into this forty five hundred dollars that you
ought to be paying your tithes? Will a man rob God?
Yet you have robbed me well in tied that would offer.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
See you you you you.
Speaker 12 (16:30):
Are wait a minue, hold on, hold a second. You
got all this stuff going on to the church. You
you got h you got hungry people, you got people
that need salvation and whatever. But you calling me about
about some money that I haven't given to the church. Well, well, see,
and what your minister does y'all y'all spend all morning
calling people.
Speaker 10 (16:50):
My job, sir, as a gym God's eyes ministry, My
job is to keep an eye on what's going on
at the church. Now, when are you gonna start cutting
into your tie? You forty five hundred dollars a day?
We see, this is why we can't get the extra
wing that pastor wants to put on because people like you.
Speaker 12 (17:10):
This is why listen, I don't even have to explain
this to you. But let me explain something to you.
This is a one job household. My wife don't work,
but my wife comes to church every Sunday and she
pays the tide as the gym ministry have y'all looked
at her tie.
Speaker 10 (17:24):
Her tides ain't got nothing to do with you.
Speaker 6 (17:28):
You understand you have to pay your ties.
Speaker 10 (17:31):
Will a man rob God? Yet you have robbed. You're
making forty.
Speaker 12 (17:36):
Five five dollars somebody from the church. I don't know
if that is something. I'll tell you that who is, Yes,
I have, but that's not none of their business. That's
I know, I know, I know. What does it have
to do with him calling people and asking them if
their pantings? I got this, I got this ham?
Speaker 13 (17:57):
Yeah, you know I got it.
Speaker 12 (17:57):
I got it, I got it, I got it, I
got I know, I don't.
Speaker 6 (18:01):
I don't know who was that, sir.
Speaker 12 (18:03):
That's my wife has been paying. That's my wife in
being I tied.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
That's right, Oh okay.
Speaker 10 (18:09):
I don't have nothing in my books that say y'all
pay three hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Not undergo.
Speaker 12 (18:15):
If she said we paid three hundred dollars, we paid
three hundred dollars.
Speaker 6 (18:18):
Okay, when are you gonna start cutting into this party?
Five with a man? Rob God?
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Yet you have robbed me.
Speaker 6 (18:26):
That is what you are doing, sir, Well you know
what you robbing.
Speaker 12 (18:29):
Me right now? You robbing me right now at my
time where I could go out, I gotta be work.
I can't even go get dressed right now because I'm
on the phone with you. I have to be at
work in half an hour. You robbed me right now
of my time.
Speaker 6 (18:42):
Let me ask you something.
Speaker 10 (18:43):
Can you bring your tax return into the to why
I can take a look at it?
Speaker 12 (18:47):
My tax return? You know, I tell you what. I
bring my tax return. If everybody else bring their tax return.
If you bring your tax return and pass to bring
your tax return, then I'll bring my tax return. We
can have a tax return party.
Speaker 6 (18:59):
When will your tech return? When? Can you can you
fax it to me?
Speaker 12 (19:03):
Are you serious? I mean, I mean, I mean if
it's is, if.
Speaker 10 (19:08):
It's not too much to ask for, Listen, I'm gonna
be honest with you. The next time you do come
to church, were gonna pat you down?
Speaker 12 (19:14):
Oh hold on, you gonna pat me down next time
I come to church?
Speaker 2 (19:18):
And then lay hands on you.
Speaker 12 (19:19):
Okay, let me ask you this. Do you are you
on salary at the church?
Speaker 6 (19:23):
Yeah? But what does but what that? What does?
Speaker 2 (19:25):
What does that have to do with anything?
Speaker 12 (19:27):
I need to know what you tutting?
Speaker 1 (19:29):
It ain't gotten you, look up, it ain't got nothing.
Speaker 6 (19:31):
When you're gonna bring your forty.
Speaker 10 (19:32):
Five hundred dollars down so we can add it, so
we can get the wing put on.
Speaker 6 (19:37):
I'm part of the Gems.
Speaker 10 (19:38):
You bring your money down here are Clarence.
Speaker 13 (19:41):
Isn't it?
Speaker 6 (19:42):
Dog?
Speaker 12 (19:42):
Let me tell you something. I don't know who you are.
I don't know what this ministry is.
Speaker 6 (19:46):
I'm with the Gems. When can we expect it? Man?
Speaker 12 (19:48):
I don't I don't care.
Speaker 13 (19:49):
I don't give it.
Speaker 12 (19:49):
You know what? Let say, I don't care anything about
your gym ministry. I don't care about you, man, I
don't care about any of that.
Speaker 6 (19:56):
Where you're gonna play this ten percent?
Speaker 12 (19:58):
Man, let me take something dollars. It was just this
for real, don't call my house. Not more with this,
with this stuff, dud.
Speaker 13 (20:03):
You about to make a brother go off.
Speaker 12 (20:04):
I mean, seriously, in this economy, in this economy, you
talk to me about about me tied in fifty dollars.
I'm trying. I'm trying to put a dollar through college.
I'm trying to set a son through private school, and
I can't get that done. I'm trying to keep the lights.
Speaker 6 (20:14):
On the What do that have to do with the church.
Speaker 12 (20:17):
I already told you. I'm getting ready to hang up.
And if you want to meet me and whatever you're
gonna do and whatever, then that's fine.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
So I need to tell you something else about your job.
Speaker 12 (20:26):
You ain't tell me nothing about my job.
Speaker 13 (20:28):
You have to kill me.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
I need to tell you something about your job.
Speaker 12 (20:32):
Dude, I'm gonna hang up.
Speaker 6 (20:33):
This phone. Is dam a man named Chapman at your job.
Speaker 12 (20:36):
Yes, Chapman at my job. Okay, yeah, and he's been
there too.
Speaker 10 (20:40):
Now now, now, wait a minute. Chapman is the one
that got me to call you. This is nephew Tommy
from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Baby, you just got.
Speaker 11 (20:48):
Pranked, man.
Speaker 12 (20:54):
Man, Man, you got me feeling guilty. I mean, I'm.
Speaker 6 (21:05):
Oh Man with the jail ministry.
Speaker 12 (21:09):
Yeah, but somebody getting ready to get beat up at.
Speaker 6 (21:10):
The yoh Man.
Speaker 10 (21:14):
I got one more thing to ask you, man, what
is the baddest And I'm talking about the baddest radio
show in the land.
Speaker 12 (21:20):
Obviously Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
We're back, all right, Junior, thank you. Coming up next,
it is asked the COLO our chief love Officer, Steve
Harvey in the building right after this, you're listening to
the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Hi, this is Shirley's Strawberry
and I'm partnering with the leave. Let me tell you
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it couldn't have come at a better time. I'm with
some furniture around last weekend in my new place. It
turns out that was a really bad idea because all
that bending and lifting and pretending I'm still twenty five
didn't agree with my knees. So I leave because when
my body pain shows up, I need something that lasts
with just one pill a lead last up to twelve hours.
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Don't let those aches and pains hold you back from
doing what's important to you. Use as directed. Coming up
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Where have you been on My Life?
Speaker 8 (22:22):
I love it?
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Yay.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
Asap Rocky will receive a Fashion Icon Award this year.
We'll tell you about that and a factory worker got
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his company wants the money back. That is all coming
up at the top of the hour whatever, But right
now it is time to ask the COLO. Our chief
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Love Officer, Steve Harvey. This is from Omari in Hoboken.
Omari writes, I met a woman at our homeowners meeting
and she asked me out. But she's out of my
league and off limits because she lives close to me.
It's probably not a good idea, but I want to
see what's up. Is that a terrible idea or should
I go for it?
Speaker 7 (23:06):
Well, I'm assuming he's married. Yeah, that's what I'm assuming.
Ain't a lot of single.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
Dudes live nowhere where they got a homeowner's association.
Speaker 7 (23:20):
Ain't a lot of single dudes going to homeowners association meetings.
It just ain't a lot of dudes. Now women, yes, dudes. No,
So your particular marriage self down there. You didn't want
to put that in the letter, and you say the
problem is she stays too close, which means it's gonna
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be hard for you to go over there without your
wife's seeing you.
Speaker 6 (23:46):
Dog.
Speaker 7 (23:46):
This has disaster written all over it. This got disaster
written all over it. Now, Uncle Steve gonna advise you
to ignore this, get this out your mind, and go home.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
That's my advice to you.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
Good advice.
Speaker 7 (24:03):
Well, because you're in your thirties going over there and
see what's having what? Yeah, so you can learn this
lesson the hard way, because see, sometimes you just can't
tell people. I'm told him what he needed to do. Yeah,
I strongly advise you, brother, let this go and go
on home. But you're thirty something. You wrote a letter.
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It's on your mind so heavy, and you ain't got
nobody to even run this by. You might even be
in your forties, but see, you ain't had nobody hit
on you in a long time.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
Because she asked him out.
Speaker 7 (24:38):
Is that?
Speaker 1 (24:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (24:38):
You're thirsty? Thirsty?
Speaker 1 (24:41):
She's thirsty because she asked him out.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
Really he's thirsty.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
Oh he's thirsty? Okay, yeah, all right? Moving on to
celestin Tacoma Celestrites. I got married when I was nineteen
and it didn't last but one year. I got married
again when I was twenty five, and that that's a
five years. I'm only thirty two and on my third marriage.
Any advice for me.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
Yeah, it's probably gonna last seven years.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
If you care about advice, that's a predications.
Speaker 7 (25:12):
I'm just basing on the ratio you've been biting it.
I've got seven on this one.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
I got five on it. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
Is she picking wrong?
Speaker 2 (25:24):
Not necessary? Yeah, yeah, you've picked wrong. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (25:28):
Well, the first time you shouldn't have been nobody's wife,
this is nineteen is just you know, you don't even
know you right. The next time you was twenty five,
you still ain't really got you all the way together.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
So this is the first time you could, you could
know who you are.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
This could last though, at thirty two.
Speaker 14 (25:47):
Yeah, yeah, put the work in, put it in, put
the work in.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
Yeah, maybe marriage counseling. Yeah, all right. Going on to
Thurmon in Montgomery, Thurman writes, my daughter in law told
my wife that I make her uncomfortable. My bad. But
if she comes around me in her tight dress dressed
with parts of her fat belly out, I'm going to
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look at her. Trust me, it's not in a lustful way.
Should I bust her bubble or not? He says, trust me,
it's not in a lustful way.
Speaker 7 (26:20):
Br br br bruh. Come on, man, wait, you you
so far out of line in this letter. Yeah, trust me,
if she walk in front of me with right there,
bro what you're talking about bruh, you so far out
of line with this with and trust me, is not
in a lustful way.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
Okay? Well what you're staring at her fault?
Speaker 1 (26:43):
What way is it? I don't know? Is it is
he disgusted because her belly?
Speaker 10 (26:48):
Is that?
Speaker 1 (26:49):
I mean?
Speaker 7 (26:49):
But you make her uncomfortable and she just said that
to your wife. Bruh. He's just in there, just bruh,
you got it, Bruh. You gotta do something completely.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
This is on you. This is on you.
Speaker 7 (27:03):
How she walking around in front of you and all
this here, bro, this on you, brother, you finish? Okay,
all right, let me tell you what's getting ready to
happen or whoever this woman is you married to, you
Finn to lose her unless you change your this all bruh.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
You gotta take accountability for this one here.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
Yeah, he doesn't seem to get that, my bad.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
Bruh.
Speaker 7 (27:24):
You sitting up in here talking about if you come
in front of me dressed like this and you got
your stomach out, I'm I'm looking at her, but trust me,
it ain't in a lustful way.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
Brow what way is it? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (27:38):
Man, hey man, let me just say this right here.
It's some real, real mixed.
Speaker 7 (27:44):
Up people out there who are on the verge of stupid,
who really have convinced themselves that they okay. But when
you write this, let you write a letter into somebody
who's not connected to it and can hear it for
what it is.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
I'm telling you, brother, you're not okay.
Speaker 7 (28:02):
You're out of line on this one and this one
don't sound right, and right now it sounds like you
make the girl uncomfortable.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
Well that's what she said. Yeah, and then he's gonna
ask should I bust her bubble or not?
Speaker 11 (28:15):
What?
Speaker 14 (28:16):
And so she told the wife his wife. She didn't
tell her husband because his daughter in law, so obviously
her husband is his son. Yeah, so she didn't tell
her husband. She told the wife her mother in law.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
What I'm not understanding, So.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
Yeah, this this is his daughter in law. So she's
married to his son, right, And she, the daughter in law,
told her mother in law his wife, her husband makes me.
Your husband, my father in law makes me uncomfortable when
I come around.
Speaker 7 (28:56):
This is his son's wife. Yes, way out of line.
You way out of line. Oh, dog, you even further.
This is your boy's wife.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
Yeah, your son son, So she couldn't grown Yeah, yeah,
he said, my daughter in law.
Speaker 11 (29:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (29:14):
But see, but I don't know why I heard step daughter.
I don't know why I was thinking of the daughter
of the woman he's married to. This is the daughter
that's married to his son.
Speaker 3 (29:26):
He said, she'd have told the father.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
A dog, you dog, I don't know how you looking
at this woman, but you had.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
A line, partner, he said, not in a lustful way.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
Okay, why she uncomfortable? Dad?
Speaker 1 (29:42):
He says, she has tight dresses with parts of her
fat belly out.
Speaker 14 (29:48):
And she told his wife, her mother in law, and
the mother in law told her husband probably stopped looking.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
At her like that.
Speaker 15 (29:56):
Bro, that's so crazy. Yeah, even tell you how crazy
that is. Yeah, And then he says, not in a
lustful way. Should I bust her bubble or not?
Speaker 1 (30:08):
Sit down?
Speaker 7 (30:09):
There's no way to bust up bubble for what? This
is your son's wife.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (30:15):
If your son ain't got no problem with how she
dress it, why you got a problem?
Speaker 10 (30:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (30:21):
Yeah, all right, thank you. Colo. Coming up at the
top of the hour, we will have some entertainment news
for you. Right after this. You're listening Dave Harvey Morning Show. So, guys,
this story was on Baller Alert. A black owned tech
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company in California is expected to bring humanoid robots to
households to do everyday chores. I like it already, you
had me at Hello. The robot is called Neo, and
it stands five feet six inches. It's reportedly an AI
assistant that it is designed to do daily chores like
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washing dishes, like doing laundry, opening doors, turning lights on
and off. Neo's chores can be scheduled in advance and
monitored by a mobile app. The Neo robot will cost
around twenty grand, or you can get a monthly subscription
for five hundred dollars a month. Customers can choose from tan, gray,
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or dark brown. Pre Orders began this week. Would you
that is the question, would you allow a robot into
your home to do household chores? And the answer is yes, yes,
So Neo get in here, Junior. What you think?
Speaker 9 (31:44):
No, No, we're not doing No robots in here. I'm black,
We're not doing it. I don't trust robots.
Speaker 13 (31:49):
You race.
Speaker 9 (31:50):
Yeah, they got a black and white right with day
racist too. The robots, I don't do that. Well, No,
you gonna come in here and take me hostage. I
can't get out I talk.
Speaker 3 (32:00):
So the robots gonna kidnap you.
Speaker 9 (32:03):
You may it may override it. Now I'm stucking the
house now he holding me hot. I'm not doing that.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
The robot is going to black robot and rob me.
Speaker 8 (32:11):
Why would I do that?
Speaker 7 (32:14):
What Junior J I'm with Junior. Go ahead, we're not
going to support Junior. We don't have nobody in this
house stronger than me. He or she will just watch
your house work.
Speaker 2 (32:30):
He picture the frigerator, move the sweat behind the frigerator.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
Put your.
Speaker 2 (32:36):
Nobody in this house stronger than me.
Speaker 8 (32:39):
Yeah, I will lose my wife. And no, robot, I
ain't gonna do that.
Speaker 3 (32:42):
That's what you're gonna fall in love with Neo.
Speaker 13 (32:45):
Gonna leave me.
Speaker 8 (32:45):
Robot to fix the car.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
Whoa whoa wo and the robot named Neo.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
Yeah Neil, yeah, Now.
Speaker 7 (32:56):
Nothing to hand, no mind be saying and walking around
my house.
Speaker 6 (33:00):
Not that Neo.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
He's a little busy, he's a little tied up.
Speaker 9 (33:06):
I can't come in my house and the robot fold
of my draw I can't see that.
Speaker 7 (33:10):
Hey, Junior, but that robot now function now, He and
hims folding your draws with you and him.
Speaker 8 (33:18):
That stuff we just gotta full c.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
You can control them from your mobile app by the way,
all right, yeah, you can.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
Control your Tesla car from a mobile app too. And
I don't want one. Sure, get in no car, no car,
drive me, No, we do this.
Speaker 8 (33:39):
I can't get in my banking app half the time.
Speaker 3 (33:42):
You can't remember your password.
Speaker 8 (33:43):
I don't remember none of that.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
The robot. I'm ready, all right, moving on a tep.
Rocky will receive the Fashion Icon a ward that this
year is c f D A that is a Council
of Fashion Designers of America Awards. Fashion designer Tom Brown
is the chairman of the c FDA, and he spoke
highly of Rocky's originality. He said, asap, Rocky is a
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fashion icon in the purest form. He is one of
a kind. His truly original approach to fashion inspires me
and so many to think differently. The Fashion Icon Award
honors Rocky's impact on music and fashion and his ability
to inspire designers, artists, and fans with his fearless approach
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to personal style. Rocky has collaborated with Gucci, Dior, Puma,
and other major brands. And so, Steve, you're a fashion
icon yourself, have you been. I hear you breathing though, Yeah.
Speaker 7 (34:45):
I hear all of that, you know, because I ain't
a hater. You know, I'm not a and I like
asap a lot.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
Yes, you know.
Speaker 7 (34:53):
I'm not a fan of the Dorothy rayanch slipper shoes
with the why yeah, bobby socks. I'm not a fan
of men wearing skirts skirts. I'm not a fan of that.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
So you have been following his fashions throughout the years.
Speaker 2 (35:08):
Oh yeah, man? And he was he he he wears
some dope stuff.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
Yeah, if you were younger, would you do it?
Speaker 2 (35:14):
I'll give it.
Speaker 14 (35:15):
I don't like twenty million for you to wear red
shoes with white baby doll socks.
Speaker 1 (35:21):
Twenty million to rock.
Speaker 2 (35:22):
That cold black suit with it.
Speaker 9 (35:24):
Yeah, you're already drifted up Junior with.
Speaker 7 (35:29):
You bail bottom pants, black suit. Yeah, you gotta go,
white shirt, white shirt. Oh, I'm a worm, I'm a rocket.
Now he's gonna sit on the front road and cross
my legs.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
Yeah, for you.
Speaker 7 (35:44):
To wear the shirt, Steve got on, I got on
twenty millions dollar shoes.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
That's what the ones I got on.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
So what about the skirt? How much would it take
for you to wear.
Speaker 2 (35:53):
I ain't wearing no skirt. I'm not wearing a skirt.
Speaker 3 (35:56):
Thirty million, thirty.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
I'll wait around the house.
Speaker 8 (36:01):
But thanks, you'll see a picture of it.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
Huh yeah. Finally, guys, imagine checking your bank account on
payday and noticing an extra eighty seven thousand dollars in
your account. That's what happened to a Russian factory worker,
and now he's in court fighting to keep all of
the extra money. One of his coworkers from the factory's
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accounting department called the man and said the money was
sent by mistake and demanded that he returned it. He
argued that it was labeled as his salary, which makes
it his money. They sued the man, and the courts
ruled against him and he had his account frozen. The
company CEO said he will use every legal tool possible
to recover the eighty seven thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
I understand that.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (36:50):
See.
Speaker 7 (36:50):
First of all, you couldn't froze my money, because I'm
taking my eighty seven out immediately. Secondly, you going to
have a hard time soon because work he no more.
Speaker 1 (37:03):
So you're keeping the money as.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
Soon as it go in. Now, I know it's a mistake.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
Coming up. At twenty minutes after, Steve Junior has a
question for you about shopping Christmas, shopping for his wife.
Right after this, you're listening to Steve Hardy Morning Show.
Around the holidays. It's hard to find the right gifts,
but you know, it's even harder getting the right gift.
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But get this, Verizon's got the perfect solve for both.
They have incredible gift bundles. You get the latest phone
with a new line on my plan and a brand
new smartwatch and tablet, no trade in needed. You can
give a couple away and get yourself one too, or
you can keep them all to yourself. No one has
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to know. Stop by your local Verizon. All right, Steve
Junior has a question for you. What you got us?
Speaker 8 (38:02):
You know, been married three years. It's getting difficult.
Speaker 2 (38:04):
You know, this is very difficult.
Speaker 9 (38:06):
Getting Christmas coming up. And my wife just starts hitting
and stuff. You know, so I know she's thinking about
Christmas and she's thinking about a gift up. Yeah, I'm
just trying to figure out we got to get a
new one every year?
Speaker 1 (38:18):
What you heard?
Speaker 6 (38:20):
What I asked him?
Speaker 2 (38:21):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (38:22):
Uh, we've been married ten years now?
Speaker 2 (38:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (38:26):
You mean tell me every year you've been buying Christmas
again every year you've been married.
Speaker 8 (38:29):
You ain't miss not one.
Speaker 2 (38:31):
Twenty in a row, and bet not miss one.
Speaker 1 (38:36):
Why would you? Christmas?
Speaker 7 (38:39):
Christmas ain't a holiday that can creep up on you.
It's warning size everywhere.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
Exactly, they're already playing Christmas.
Speaker 8 (38:48):
Christmas don't pop out? So r what you think?
Speaker 2 (38:52):
What you think we should get?
Speaker 8 (38:53):
What you think?
Speaker 2 (38:54):
What you heard?
Speaker 8 (38:56):
What I say?
Speaker 7 (38:57):
You keep using terms that don't He ain't got nothing
to do with your wife.
Speaker 1 (39:05):
You do.
Speaker 7 (39:07):
I got my own problem in situation over here, and
I have to produce.
Speaker 8 (39:14):
I gotta produce too.
Speaker 2 (39:15):
But what got come up with something?
Speaker 1 (39:17):
Man?
Speaker 2 (39:18):
Okay? Okay?
Speaker 8 (39:19):
So like uh like what's the budget on this?
Speaker 1 (39:23):
Well?
Speaker 2 (39:24):
I can't give you, but let me just give you
some advice.
Speaker 7 (39:27):
You have to give her something that's personal, personal, just
for her. Can't get her like no washing, dry nor
TV can't come in there with no new vacuum cleaner,
I got it. Dish washing can't come in there with
no blend can't come in there with no confection of it.
Speaker 2 (39:48):
Can't come in.
Speaker 7 (39:48):
There and redo the kitchen, redo the bathroom, can't do
none of that.
Speaker 9 (39:53):
It has to be a person hospital. I gotta get
for her work in the hospital. You know she always
working in the hospital. Okay with you gonna get a multicolor,
blinged out scrub set, like seven of them. I swear
to Josh, you don't love that. Golly, you got a
different every day.
Speaker 3 (40:10):
So you're going to buy your wife uniforms that she.
Speaker 9 (40:13):
Has, I said, blinged out. They're gonna have designs on them.
They're gonna have like like a Chanelle symbol one one.
We're gonna have a Louis vatan on one. It's gonna
be nice.
Speaker 2 (40:22):
So now let me ask you this, though, Jr.
Speaker 7 (40:24):
Your wife is a nurse practitioner, highest level.
Speaker 2 (40:28):
She's right under the doctor.
Speaker 8 (40:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:32):
She and surgery with glitter falling.
Speaker 1 (40:36):
In, people.
Speaker 7 (40:39):
Falling off, the screw falling all in people's wounds and stuff.
He's just sewing up people, sewing up people with the
extra sequence.
Speaker 8 (40:52):
I don't see how I don't see it.
Speaker 2 (40:54):
You don't see how we don't see it. I don't
see how you.
Speaker 8 (40:57):
See it.
Speaker 1 (41:00):
That all right, Juny, you need to put some more
thought into this. All right, you have time because.
Speaker 2 (41:06):
Right now you ain't gonna have to worry about the
fourth Christmas if.
Speaker 10 (41:09):
You do this.
Speaker 1 (41:11):
Coming up in thirty four minutes after the hour, she's here,
sister odell, ladies and gentlemen. Right after this, you're listening
Harvey Morning Show. All right, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 16 (41:26):
As she and I look, bah shee go, you're away.
She don't low glory.
Speaker 8 (41:43):
Good morning's era was good.
Speaker 10 (41:47):
Good.
Speaker 2 (41:47):
Let's just get right into it what it was going on?
Speaker 1 (41:50):
Okay? If I can't, I'm not sure if you're a
member of a sorority or anything, but what what do
you think about these people in these sororities fraternities that
are denouncing their organization?
Speaker 7 (42:03):
I don't know what she denouncing it for now? Why
is she letting these wait? Would people tell you what
to do? Ain't nothing wrong with the Sarassis and for Fresheners,
for for for.
Speaker 2 (42:17):
You know, ain't not wrong. But there's some good people
in them.
Speaker 1 (42:19):
Yeah yeah, but I think a pastor, Marvel Winings came
out and said you're going to hell or something if
you He.
Speaker 7 (42:28):
Also told that lady to get out that line with
that twelve hundred.
Speaker 2 (42:32):
Yes, that'd have been the last Sunday he's seen me.
Speaker 1 (42:42):
Well, sister Otell, have.
Speaker 2 (42:44):
You not liked the Winers family.
Speaker 1 (42:46):
There's a good family. Just stick to singing I'm preaching.
Speaker 2 (42:50):
Okay, Well, you know you you ain't gotta believe every time?
Speaker 7 (42:54):
What is I'm a denounced for? I was talking to
Steve about it the other day. Steve been in the
fret a long time he and now said nothing. Well speak,
he said, take a side tack to the day. He died,
What is it?
Speaker 3 (43:08):
What did he say?
Speaker 7 (43:09):
What he said?
Speaker 6 (43:10):
So take it?
Speaker 14 (43:10):
Take a take a tack omega five to the day
today he died.
Speaker 2 (43:16):
That's what he said.
Speaker 1 (43:17):
Yes, man, he said, And the.
Speaker 8 (43:19):
Wine and WANs can come see him by.
Speaker 2 (43:21):
It if they want to.
Speaker 1 (43:25):
You know you mentioned pasters earlier. Speaking of pastors, have
you talked to Pastor Jamal Bryant lately and him Christmas
is coming up? Are we're gonna be able to shop
at Target sooner?
Speaker 6 (43:39):
No?
Speaker 2 (43:39):
You still?
Speaker 7 (43:40):
I don't think you still go to Target? But they
he'd have made the white.
Speaker 8 (43:44):
Man quit though c Target.
Speaker 7 (43:49):
That dog on Jamal Bryant he saw else, he'll put
one of the little crazy jackets on, look like he
in the singing group.
Speaker 8 (43:57):
Walk right on out there.
Speaker 2 (43:58):
And just start telling everybody what you do.
Speaker 9 (44:01):
I'll be saying, go ahead, jamam, so you're with.
Speaker 3 (44:06):
It, you know.
Speaker 7 (44:07):
I like Jamaal Brian. You know, he uses his poor
picture to do some different things every now and then.
But I ain't got no problem with I call him jb.
Speaker 1 (44:16):
Oh you do. Oh, I didn't know that.
Speaker 7 (44:18):
I knew his grandmother. He come from a long his
great great grandmother.
Speaker 1 (44:23):
What was her name, Harriet Harry.
Speaker 2 (44:28):
Tough me, sweetie. That was a great great great grandmother.
Speaker 1 (44:32):
She was in there.
Speaker 2 (44:34):
They've been boycotting in their family the whole time.
Speaker 1 (44:38):
So it's a legacy. Okay, it comes now with your tradition.
Speaker 2 (44:42):
You know.
Speaker 7 (44:43):
Yeah, you know she done told us get in. And
once she got in there, she had a gun and you.
Speaker 8 (44:48):
Couldn't go back.
Speaker 2 (44:49):
She'll shoot you.
Speaker 7 (44:52):
So once you started running with had on that overnight railroad,
then you had to go all the way up north
for she a bust of camp in you young, what.
Speaker 1 (44:59):
You call her?
Speaker 14 (45:01):
I was I was back to what Shirley was asking
if sister Odell well for Black Friday.
Speaker 3 (45:07):
We can't go to Target. Huh, that's enough.
Speaker 2 (45:10):
Go to Walmart, go to wood J. C.
Speaker 8 (45:14):
Pennish. Yeah, look, oh.
Speaker 7 (45:21):
Richest may Company, Mason's old junior favorite stove, Mason going
to Macon's.
Speaker 2 (45:29):
They got a hundred everything.
Speaker 13 (45:30):
You know.
Speaker 2 (45:32):
You want a black shoot, you got a hundred over me.
Speaker 1 (45:35):
I was just in there. When I walked away from
the register, I heard the whispering. Was that Charlie Strawberry?
I heard?
Speaker 2 (45:43):
What is she in here? Fall?
Speaker 8 (45:45):
When is Steve coming?
Speaker 2 (45:48):
She a Macion's man.
Speaker 7 (45:50):
Though I talked to Steve about going to Mason's one thing,
he didn't even know what it was.
Speaker 1 (45:57):
Well, sister Odell, you've been delightful this morning. Thank you,
sure has boswed.
Speaker 7 (46:06):
I will call Jamal and find out if we steal
boycott and talking.
Speaker 1 (46:10):
Yes, ma'am, yeah, we need to tell out next the
prank phone call for you right after this. You're listening
to the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at about
four minutes after the hour. It's my Strawberry letter for
today and the subject is keeping a secret always backfires.
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We'll get into it find out what that's all about
in just a few because right now it is time
for today's prank phone call, and Junior is here for
the nephew which you have for its junior.
Speaker 8 (46:44):
All right, so this is different today. You know there
was a group called n w A. Remember yeah, straight
out of you Drake. You know, well this ain't them,
Timmy didn't. This ain't what time you do?
Speaker 9 (46:57):
Oh, this ain't straight out of this got nothing to
do with the movie nothing, this food And said n w.
Speaker 8 (47:03):
A stands for in word abolishes.
Speaker 9 (47:09):
He want them to stop right now, in word abolishers.
Speaker 13 (47:14):
Hello.
Speaker 10 (47:15):
Hello, I'm trying to reach a mister Fears. My name
is Andrews. Is he okay? How you doing, sir? Everything
going good tonight?
Speaker 13 (47:23):
Man, I'm doing fine, man, I'm wor.
Speaker 10 (47:26):
Uh wow, sir. Listen, my name is once again Andrews,
and I'm with n w A, which is in word abolishers.
And as you know, the in word just got buried
and we're trying to keep that successful and trying to
do as much as we can for people to not
use the word. It's been brought to our attention that
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you have been consistently using the word even after we've
buried it. And what we wanted to do is first
of all ask you to stop, and we don't want
to take any other actions, which.
Speaker 1 (47:58):
Could mean not only burying the word.
Speaker 10 (48:01):
But also burying the people who use it, such as
yourself to say thank you.
Speaker 13 (48:07):
Better don't comment man, I tell you I'm late for work. Man,
you call me about please? I say, I want to say,
I ain't got time to be a listener. N w
A y'all need to go listen to a rough record
or something. I'm calling my father. I got to do.
Speaker 12 (48:24):
I'm man.
Speaker 6 (48:26):
I understand that, sir.
Speaker 10 (48:27):
We're just asking you, sir, can we could you possibly
not use the N word?
Speaker 13 (48:34):
Don't ask somebody else, call somebody else bothering with this,
I say, I say, I say this with you c
n W.
Speaker 6 (48:44):
I ain't never heard of y'all, sir, do you We're
just I know it's.
Speaker 10 (48:52):
I know it's a process, sir, but we're asking you
that if you could just possibly just quit.
Speaker 13 (48:57):
Using the word man you, I'll use it the hell
I want. I don't know you, you don't know me
with the hell how you know I use the word anyway?
Speaker 2 (49:05):
Sir?
Speaker 6 (49:05):
Could you please not call me that?
Speaker 13 (49:08):
You? How about that?
Speaker 6 (49:09):
I said, don't call me that now?
Speaker 10 (49:10):
Don't get me bent out of shape about it.
Speaker 13 (49:13):
Right, you sound like a stupid I got your You
know what I'm saying, Huh, I tell you I got
to do man, I ain't got to try to play
on the poets.
Speaker 6 (49:22):
I'm trying to.
Speaker 10 (49:23):
Make sure that here in this country from now on,
the word is not used anymore. And for you to
do this, for you to continue to go against.
Speaker 6 (49:31):
The grain, we.
Speaker 1 (49:32):
Gotta put a stop to it.
Speaker 13 (49:33):
I don't have a problem. That's who I am. I'm
a girl, gristlin brain type of I don't have a
problem burying you along with the word ohm up that
you're talking crazy? Now boy, bury me, I'm ana bury
young very hatchet in your sack? How about that?
Speaker 12 (49:54):
You don't like that?
Speaker 13 (49:54):
Do your NWA with attitudes? That's what your shoe calls you.
Speaker 6 (49:58):
It's not it's n W.
Speaker 1 (50:00):
It's in word abolishers with attitude.
Speaker 13 (50:03):
Stupid all who made up with my apologies smell apologists
apologists because you're stupid. Don't call my phone.
Speaker 10 (50:11):
It's in Look, you're gonna talk to me with some
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All right?
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To that is in word abolishes at the time.
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Yeah, he wasn't playing though. You're serious about this?
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Do you want them to bolish in word?
Speaker 1 (52:54):
Up?
Speaker 8 (52:54):
Do you think they should have bolished in word?
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They can if they want to I'm not gonna be
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They pretty much have.
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They didn't do what they wanted.
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I'm not gonna beg who is they? Uh us?
Speaker 7 (53:09):
You know Ravend shopped and he had started it for
a while. He called me and I remember, I remember
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about when they was getting the N word abolished. He
went in there and talked to Butch Lewis and told
him how the word had to stop and when he's
gonna stop using it. But Lewis looked at him and said,
N word please.
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Wow.
Speaker 8 (53:33):
Didn't they have a Didn't they have a funeral for
the N word? Remember? They put the N word in
the ground, covered it up. It's like a ceremony.
Speaker 1 (53:40):
I don't remember that.
Speaker 7 (53:41):
But I I'm dealing with the N word ghost then,
because he.
Speaker 2 (53:48):
The ghost of Yeah, he visited me all the time.
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I know.
Speaker 6 (54:00):
It gives you.
Speaker 9 (54:02):
Up when you say it to me. I know when
you say it to me sometimes I see, I see.
Speaker 8 (54:07):
But see, I will.
Speaker 7 (54:08):
I know how people feel about the use of the word.
For me and where I grew up at, you know,
it was different, and I understand and I'm agreeing with
anybody who wants to abolish the work.
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I'm in full agreement with it.
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I think you should just I'm not gonna be able
to participate with.
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You, so you're speak nothing like that.
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Fifteen of them gonna be coming to my ranch this year.
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As soon as they get off the bus, I gotta
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I'm glad to see all y'all.
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Go in front of all these sentences. How you being?
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It goes front and after my complete the sentence, they
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Go, my, what's that's empty?
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Coming on?
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Speaker 9 (56:42):
Yeah, ladies and gentlemen, it is time for the Strawberry
Letter with my good friend Shirley Strawberry.
Speaker 1 (56:47):
Thank you junior. Subject to keeping a secret always backfires.
Dear Stephen, Shirley. I'm in my late twenties and I
got married two years ago. My husband is eleven years
older than I am, and he's a great man, but
he went through a brief period of ed before we
got married. I was young and care free at the time,
so I did something very stupid. I had gone for
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close to three months without sex with my man, and
I went to a wedding back in my hometown and
had sex with my ex boyfriend from high school. All
of the feelings I had for him came flooding back,
and I had an affair with him for two months.
He flew in to see me during the week and
I would leave work and spend the afternoon with him
at different hotels. Then he ghosted me without any explanation,
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and I was deeply hurt. I confided in one of
my closest friends, and she kept it real with me
and said I needed to get over it and marry
the man that's in love with me. I got engaged
and this close friend wanted to be a bridesmaid, but
I had to choose my fiancee's sister instead of her.
She told me that she understood, and I was relieved
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until one of our other friends told me that the
girl was calling me a lucky bee behind my back.
I thought she was jealous because she was single, so
I let it slide. I got pregnant on my wedding night,
and my life has been NonStop since then. I ran
into my old friend and she was very bitter. I
went to hug her, and she pulled back. She said
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I ghosted her after I got everything I wanted, and
my husband should know who I really am in love with.
I insisted that I do love my husband and that
affair I had was a mistake. She walked away smirking
and said, have a nice life. So I try to
fix our friendship so she won't tell my secret. Well,
(58:42):
I say no, because she's not your friend, and she's
not anyone that you need in your life right now.
I mean, you know, not with all the negative energy
she's got around her. I would stay as far away
from her as possible. I mean, you said, it's been
two years since you got married, got pregnant in more
than two years since the affair. I say, you're a
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major mom with serious responsibilities now and what she's talking
about is petty and more than that, it's over. It's
done with, so continue to live your NonStop life like
you've been doing. This girl is bitter because you didn't
put her in your wedding, even though she said at
the time it was cool. You didn't ghost her. It's
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just that your life changed so drastically after marriage. You
had a husband and a baby and very little time
for anything else. I think a real friend would have
understood that. But now she's threatening to use some two
year old before you were married affair against you, which
means she hasn't moved on and you have. She's still
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upset and she hasn't forgiven you. I think she was
gonna If she was going to use this infosts, she
would have done it before now. And I just think
you need to, you know, keep it pushing, keep moving forward,
and let her stay behind where she needs to be
and out of your life.
Speaker 7 (59:57):
Steve Well, Shirley's correct, But let me say this to you.
Let's just start with the subject keeping a secret always backfires.
One of my favorite lines, shit shit mouth all secrets.
(01:00:19):
That's why they call them a secret, because a lot
of people do keep secrets.
Speaker 2 (01:00:23):
There are a lot of secrets. That's secrets in the ocean.
Speaker 6 (01:00:27):
Now.
Speaker 2 (01:00:27):
You can dive down there if you want.
Speaker 7 (01:00:29):
You try to discover them, but you're gonna die because
there are secrets that you have to carry to your grave.
Speaker 8 (01:00:39):
I have to.
Speaker 2 (01:00:41):
They're going with me.
Speaker 7 (01:00:43):
I don't even have the urge to tell them. I
don't have like moments where my guilty bothering me and
stuff washing over me.
Speaker 2 (01:00:50):
I don't even have that.
Speaker 7 (01:00:52):
What that's my secret that you in your late twenties.
You got married two years ago. Your HUDs were eleven
years old. You he had some erectile dysfunction before you
got married, so you was carefree. Y'all, didn't have sex
with three months and you just got horned. You went
to your ex hometown and ran up in your ex
boyfriend out of wedding, and all the feelings you had
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for him came back, and then you had a fair
with him at the wedding before you was married.
Speaker 2 (01:01:22):
That's your secret. The problem is you ain't keeping the secret.
Speaker 7 (01:01:26):
You told somebody I don't know what the hell you
told somebody folk, but you did, so you had the fire.
Speaker 2 (01:01:31):
For two months, he flew in to see me during
the week.
Speaker 7 (01:01:33):
I would leave work and spend the afternoon with him
at different hotels. That boy was flying in bringing it.
Speaker 2 (01:01:42):
It was convenient.
Speaker 7 (01:01:44):
Then he ghosted me without any explanation, and I was
deeply hurt. Well, you showed up at the wedding with
no explanation. You had fiance, You did something without explaining
to him, so he ghosted you.
Speaker 2 (01:02:01):
Ain't no big deal. You were hurt. Here's the mistake
you made.
Speaker 7 (01:02:05):
You confided in one of your closest friends, who we
will refer through to throughout the rest of this letter
as the skank. You you confided in your skank, you say,
as your closest friend, but we will refer to her
(01:02:28):
from the rest of this morning show as that skank,
the skank All.
Speaker 8 (01:02:35):
Skank highlights number three.
Speaker 7 (01:02:41):
Yeah, she kept it real with me and said I
needed to get over it and marry the man that's
in love with me. I got engaged in his close
friend wanted to be a bridesmaid, but I had to
choose my fiance sister instead of her. That's why you
made a mistake. And when we come back, I'll tell
you what you should have told your fiance.
Speaker 1 (01:03:00):
All right, we'll have part two of Steve's response coming
up at twenty three minutes after the hour of the
subject of today's Strawberry letter. Keeping a secret always backfires.
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All right, come on, Steve, let's recap today's Strawberry letter
and finish up with your response. Let's go.
Speaker 7 (01:03:54):
This young woman in her twenties had a man eleven
years old say we're gonna get married. He experienced on
me ed and erectile dysfunction, and she needed to get
herself fixed. So she went to her ex boyfriend who
lived in another town.
Speaker 2 (01:04:09):
She was at a wed, ran up into him.
Speaker 7 (01:04:11):
They had feelings and they had sex, and then she
ended up having her a fam for two months who
used to fly in town, and she leave work early,
go down to the hotel and get rached, you know,
and just things are just happening down there. The word
is ranched. You ain't ever been ranched before. I recommend
it happened before you die. It's very cleansing. So she
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went out there and she got ranched, and just oh, oh,
you're ranching, just ranching off in new You know, it's
a it's a it's a derivative of rents.
Speaker 2 (01:04:47):
It's a country way of saying.
Speaker 7 (01:04:48):
Wrist like you know, rint that out range, that out
range that means harder when you ranch it.
Speaker 2 (01:04:54):
It's harder.
Speaker 7 (01:04:58):
If you get a wrench, that's one thing, but if
you get that ranch, that's a whole nother thing, you
know what I'm saying. So yet to do like that,
So now yeah, I'm just what we do here?
Speaker 2 (01:05:09):
We educated So now.
Speaker 1 (01:05:15):
And so now.
Speaker 7 (01:05:18):
You come back and he's been at that hotel take
care of business, and then out of nowhere, he ghosted you.
Why you were surprised about that, I don't know. And
you were deeply hurt. So you confide it in the skank.
You told skanky, and skank kept it real with you
(01:05:40):
and said I needed to get over it and married
a man that's in love with me. Now, skank was
right about that. Now, so you did what skank said.
I got engaged, and this skank wanted to be a bridesmaid,
but I had to choose my fiance sister instead of her.
Speaker 2 (01:06:01):
No, you did it. It is your wedding.
Speaker 7 (01:06:06):
You let the fact that he was eleven years older
than you and his sister want to be in the
wind because she sang, I ain't never been in no wind.
You know, nobody never asked her to be in no win.
She want to be in the wind so she can
get in the line, catch the bouquet, because ain't nobody
fit to ask her ugly to marry her at tall
So she figured I know she ever because she forced
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herself in the wedding. Ugly people always pushing themself in
weds and stuff. Uther people know how to barge in,
you know, keep people go oh, I'm not selecting. Okay,
well good luck, you know, but ugly people. Are you
gonna want me? I'm gonna tell my brother put me
in your wed. Now we have to get all this
extra fabric to make her dress. Now she down there
with meal. She'd had a special cut to put it
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in the dress because she big. Now she got the
stomach out and both side panels out. She didn't even
look like rest of drides me. But anyway, she got
in the wed. Now, the problem you had was your
skin thought that she should be in the wed because
y'all was cool. This is what happens when you cool
with a scake. So skank told you she understood. I
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was relieved, And to one of your other friends told
you that the skank was calling you a lucky bee
behind your back. I thought she was jealous because she
was single, so I let it slide. Then you got
pregnant on your wed at night, and your life is
non stop every since you ran into your skank. You
ran in the skank cat, let's give her name. You
(01:07:33):
ran up in the skank cat, skank kettle. You ran
up in the scan ketto and she was very bitter.
I went to hug and she pulled back. That's cause
she skanked. She said, I ghosted her after I got
everything I wanted, and my husband should know who I'm
(01:07:54):
really in love with. I insisted that I do love
my husband, that that affair was a mistake. She walked away,
smirking and said, have a nice life. Do I try
to fix our friendship so she won't tell my secret?
Sureley's absolutely correct, Absolutely not. You don't try to fix
this relationship with escape. This ain't your friend, she's escaped.
(01:08:15):
Why would you want to fix it with escape? What
you got to do is fix her. See stop being
the victim all the time. Naw, she's gonna threaten to
go to your husband with this news. Couple of things
you need to do. First of all, do what men done.
I mean, look just as surprised, Sureley, I want you
to be the girl coming to tell my husband what
(01:08:38):
you know. Start and I'm gonna show her how she.
Speaker 6 (01:08:41):
Need to be.
Speaker 1 (01:08:42):
Okay, Clarence, Hi, you remember me. I'm Betty your wife friend.
I want it to be what you over here for
Betty Well to come over because you know there's some
things about Betty that you don't know, and I wanted
to let you know that I know something about her
(01:09:04):
that I think you Yeah, I think you should know
this about her.
Speaker 2 (01:09:10):
Okay, No, we all need to tell something. Go ahead.
Speaker 1 (01:09:13):
Well I don't I don't know anything about that. I
just know what I know.
Speaker 2 (01:09:18):
What is that?
Speaker 1 (01:09:19):
Well? You remember like there was a period of time
like three months before you guys got married where you
guys didn't have sex. You remember that? You don't remember that.
Speaker 2 (01:09:32):
You're trying to say Clas had d.
Speaker 1 (01:09:35):
Yeah, I'm trying to say Clarence had e D Clais.
Speaker 18 (01:09:37):
How does Heffer? How does Heffer know you had I
E ed? That's healf fa No, you had e D
Claire Ritz.
Speaker 1 (01:09:51):
All right, See you can't it can go something like that.
Hit us up on Instagram and Steve Harb FM to
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Junior and Sports Talk.
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Speaker 2 (01:10:53):
All right, sure, let's just.
Speaker 8 (01:10:54):
Talk about this in the NBA, what's going on? This
is kind of crazy.
Speaker 1 (01:10:57):
It's trying to.
Speaker 8 (01:10:57):
Figure out this is two ways they're doing this is okay.
Speaker 9 (01:11:00):
Steve Kerr promoted his son, Nicholas Cooper to the head
coach and assistant head coach on the Golden State Warriors.
You know, his son was the head coach for the
G League team to set a cruise Warriors. But before
that he was an assistant coach. Then before that he
was a videography coach. He was an assistant quality coach
for the San Churnio spurs all of this, and now
(01:11:21):
he's been promoted up there with his father and he
sits on the side of his father and just sound
for me to anybody, did this sounds all.
Speaker 8 (01:11:28):
That's cool with me, Yeah, all that's cool, right. But
when Lebron do it though, just.
Speaker 3 (01:11:33):
About the same.
Speaker 8 (01:11:34):
When Lebron his son his son.
Speaker 2 (01:11:38):
It's always a problem.
Speaker 7 (01:11:39):
That's why I see once see, I need other examples
of it happening to keep justifying and making it look good.
So I like, I like what Lebron has done. Matter
of fact, I love it. I love it, and I like.
Speaker 1 (01:11:55):
What Steve Kurr doing and is not wrong with that.
Speaker 7 (01:11:58):
The Mannings did it. Now they got this other boy
that's a manning quarterback for Texas. They big up in him.
Yeah yeah, right now he's not the same. He don't
need to wear the name right now.
Speaker 9 (01:12:10):
But you know, by how long had they been helping
their family members get jobs in high place?
Speaker 8 (01:12:16):
How long have they been doing that? Hain't that been forever?
Speaker 2 (01:12:18):
Okay, I hire two of my sons. I don't care who.
I don't like it.
Speaker 9 (01:12:30):
Because I just wanted to say how it's different for
Steve kurt they don't need you know.
Speaker 8 (01:12:33):
Oh, great job, Steve, great job bringing your son on.
Speaker 9 (01:12:37):
All this proper praise, and then Lebron James had to
go through hell, just had to go through ups and
downs about his son.
Speaker 6 (01:12:43):
It's all good, it's all good.
Speaker 2 (01:12:45):
Y'all know what's happening here.
Speaker 14 (01:12:47):
But a lot of the Lebron drama was brought on
by a certain sports commentator.
Speaker 1 (01:12:53):
Well to mention any names, Steve.
Speaker 9 (01:12:56):
He never mentioned nobody's name on here, do we. We
don't never do that. That's not well to Stephen A.
Smith would be almost blasphemous.
Speaker 1 (01:13:04):
Yeah, very terrible to say, Stephen Anglish.
Speaker 6 (01:13:08):
So congratulates.
Speaker 2 (01:13:09):
I wouldn't saying it because your frat brother. That's why
I wouldn't see.
Speaker 8 (01:13:14):
Congratulations Nick Kerr for giving your son an opportunity to
coach and that may be his dream and you're fulfilling
a dream.
Speaker 9 (01:13:21):
No, no, I'm I'm fine with you know. I'm just
mad my dad didn't bring me on the telephone. Come
he telephone coming for nothing? Passed me every single time
you were mad at mister delvile for that.
Speaker 8 (01:13:38):
He went in there and pulled my application. He's not
coming in all right, junior.
Speaker 1 (01:13:42):
Thank you. Coming up at the top of the hour,
a wife is living apart from her new husband because
of his mom. She's singing advice. We'll get into it
right after this. What's going on?
Speaker 6 (01:13:55):
Greetings?
Speaker 1 (01:13:55):
Inside you tections everybody.
Speaker 4 (01:13:56):
This is Neil when you are locked into the best
morning show already, so you know I'm talking about Steve
Harvey Morning Show.
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Keep it locked right hand. You're listening to the Steve
Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys, This is from Angie
and kenne Bunkport. Angie says, I'm thirty eight years old
and I got married last month. My husband has not
moved in with me yet because his mom asked him
to stay with her until December.
Speaker 2 (01:14:23):
First.
Speaker 1 (01:14:24):
I can go visit him at her house, but I
can't stay overnight because he sleeps on the couch. His
mom is still number one in his life. And by
the way, nothing is wrong with mom. She's just a
self centered b Should I continue to patiently wait for
my husband to come home or should I call it
(01:14:44):
quits and get divorced?
Speaker 2 (01:14:47):
Wow, I don't know. I don't know how you married.
Speaker 1 (01:14:49):
Yeah, exactly, Surely she had known something right, You.
Speaker 7 (01:14:53):
Married a man that sleeps on his mama's couch. M
You don't, yeah, like a you telling nothing. You ain't
want no y'all want to chippy and get apartment y'all, y'all,
what how about a bed together?
Speaker 2 (01:15:10):
Y'all in want You didn't want that.
Speaker 1 (01:15:12):
And it's just been a month that they've.
Speaker 7 (01:15:14):
Been married, and he's staying at his mama's house on
the couch and you can't spend the night over there
because she asked him to stay with her to December one.
What happens on December second? Yeah, I'm just trying to
figure out what happened.
Speaker 1 (01:15:31):
Well, he's supposed to come home to his wife, go
home to his wife. It's something else that's crazy.
Speaker 7 (01:15:40):
But but but but she said that mamma ain't sick
of that. Ain't nothing wrong with him?
Speaker 1 (01:15:45):
Yeah, she said. She did say she's just a self
centered b though no strong.
Speaker 7 (01:15:51):
Word she's a self centered b. Is that your husband
is a mama's boy.
Speaker 1 (01:15:57):
Boy.
Speaker 7 (01:15:59):
You done married this boy hoping he would be a man.
But it's hard to be your mama's boy and your
woman's man.
Speaker 2 (01:16:06):
That's hard to do.
Speaker 7 (01:16:10):
Do you need to hear that again? It's hard to
be your mama's boy and to become your woman's man
are two different requirements.
Speaker 14 (01:16:22):
They never will go together.
Speaker 7 (01:16:26):
They can't exist at the same time. You can't be
a boy and a man at the same time.
Speaker 1 (01:16:30):
You just can't.
Speaker 2 (01:16:31):
It's impossible.
Speaker 1 (01:16:32):
Yes, sir, So that's her question. Should she continually wait
patiently for her husband to come home or should she
call it quits and get divorced?
Speaker 2 (01:16:40):
How long they been married, Shirley?
Speaker 1 (01:16:42):
Did she say they just got married last month? They
just got married last month?
Speaker 2 (01:16:46):
Why y'all get married?
Speaker 1 (01:16:47):
Yeah, yeah, exactly if you.
Speaker 7 (01:16:55):
Wait for him to come home. So I'm assuming home
is your house.
Speaker 1 (01:17:00):
Uh M, she's not sick, she said, mom with the
mom nothing. She says, she's just a self centered be
wooh strong words. Wow. All right, moving on, we have
time for another one. This is from Deonce in Colombia.
Deyonce writes, I did you say Beyonce, I said, Dionce,
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oh Deonce? Yeah. Deonce says, I am twenty four years
old and I love playing flag football. My dad has
a big problem with it. He said it's not girly
and he wants me to be in my soft girl era.
He said, I'll never get a husband like this. But
why I keep my nails done, my wigs are always
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on point, and I dress like a lady when I'm
not playing football. Why can't I switch it up and
get down and dirty on the football field? Is this
here's her question? Is this a turnoff for men?
Speaker 7 (01:17:57):
Well, Deonce, let me explain some tea. If your name
is gonna be Deonce?
Speaker 1 (01:18:05):
Okay, right there?
Speaker 7 (01:18:06):
Uh huh, two things. Let me just say this. You
wasn't fine enough for them to name your Beyonce?
Speaker 13 (01:18:14):
You know what?
Speaker 3 (01:18:15):
No, I don't do that.
Speaker 7 (01:18:17):
So I'm assuming there's gonna be a serious drop off.
Speaker 1 (01:18:23):
She says, she keeps her nails done, and her wigs
are always on point, and she dresses like a lady.
Speaker 7 (01:18:29):
Yeah, but she played football though. Now we need to
find out what position, because now it's gonna take.
Speaker 6 (01:18:38):
Now.
Speaker 7 (01:18:38):
If she ain't got no flag, then we know what's happening.
Speaker 1 (01:18:42):
Is this a turnoff for men that's blocking?
Speaker 7 (01:18:45):
Well, you know, if you play defensive end on the
flag football team, it's a it's a it's a turnoff
for me.
Speaker 2 (01:18:54):
And your name Deonce.
Speaker 1 (01:18:56):
So coming up in twenty minutes after the hour, we'll
have more of this ignorant show. Right after this, you're
listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. We got to
say congratulations to English soccer legend David Beckham. David Beckham
is now officially Sir David Beckham. He was knighted by
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King Charles in a ceremony honoring his contributions to both
sports and charity. Beckham played one hundred and fifteen times
for England and served as captain of his team in
fifty nine matches and called it the proudest moments of
his life. Beckham is also known for being a UNISEF
ambassador and he helped bring the twenty twelve Olympics to London.
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So congratulations to now Sir David Beckham.
Speaker 7 (01:19:45):
Yeah, y'all should have bought Earl of Addingham me and
so he could have explained it.
Speaker 1 (01:19:49):
It's not too late. We have a minute for the
early music is Head Herald.
Speaker 7 (01:19:58):
Thought you all had for gotten about me, but having
news from the parlumnn it's just the thing I'm living.
Fucking morning. I've been one how I all morning. I
just wanted to square up. David Beckham is officially sir.
Of course I know of him, but i've never met
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him because I'm the only black at the palace and
no one knows I'm there. I've been hiding since nineteen
thirty nine. I only come out for news that you
can use, I say, Earl of Autingham.
Speaker 1 (01:20:39):
Well thank you, Earl, we appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (01:20:41):
Thank y'all come out again some other time. Gotta go back,
No Charry.
Speaker 1 (01:20:45):
All Cheo coming up at thirty three minutes after we'll
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round it would you rather? Would you rather live without
heat in your home? Or would you rather live without
Wi Fi in your home? Bye?
Speaker 10 (01:21:42):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (01:21:47):
Back down at the hospital.
Speaker 9 (01:21:49):
Yeah, we know you're in cell phone?
Speaker 2 (01:21:54):
All right?
Speaker 1 (01:21:54):
Would you rather that's.
Speaker 7 (01:21:55):
A good thing you had though the other day I
liked that. I'm surprised you don't have it on again today.
Was that a Red Cross hoody you had?
Speaker 3 (01:22:03):
That was last week?
Speaker 12 (01:22:05):
On?
Speaker 1 (01:22:05):
That? That was weeks?
Speaker 13 (01:22:07):
What?
Speaker 1 (01:22:08):
Last week?
Speaker 6 (01:22:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:22:09):
I do hate it on? You better keep that little
warm thing.
Speaker 13 (01:22:13):
Quick.
Speaker 2 (01:22:14):
Worry about what I'm saying. No, I'm gonna talk about
whatever you got on.
Speaker 1 (01:22:19):
Well, anyway, would you rather hunt for missing monkeys in Mississippi?
Or would you rather go to lunch with your ex?
Speaker 8 (01:22:28):
Hmm my knees? Would you said you seen him jump?
Speaker 13 (01:22:32):
Were?
Speaker 11 (01:22:32):
Now?
Speaker 8 (01:22:32):
He was that way?
Speaker 1 (01:22:34):
Monkey? Really? Guys?
Speaker 2 (01:22:40):
What and everything?
Speaker 1 (01:22:47):
All right? Would you rather have pants on that are
too tight? Or would you rather have socks that won't
stay up?
Speaker 11 (01:22:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (01:22:55):
Give me them socks. Give me something won't stay up?
Twenty type pants?
Speaker 1 (01:23:01):
Two tight pants? Not happening the internet?
Speaker 15 (01:23:06):
What's Would you rather have really short fingers or would
you rather have really long shoes?
Speaker 1 (01:23:17):
That's interesting.
Speaker 2 (01:23:19):
I'm not gonna have no shine. I guess I'm gonna
go with that now, I'm gonna go with like Tommy
raccoon hands.
Speaker 1 (01:23:25):
I'm not no.
Speaker 7 (01:23:29):
I'm nothing raccoon I do. I would do way too
many things with my hands.
Speaker 1 (01:23:34):
Okay, all right, all right? Would you rather everyone knows
the details of your finances? Or would you rather everyone
knows about your love life? The details of your love life?
Speaker 10 (01:23:49):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (01:23:49):
You just you know?
Speaker 11 (01:23:50):
I just love life?
Speaker 2 (01:23:52):
Not go ahead?
Speaker 1 (01:23:55):
Which one scared.
Speaker 12 (01:24:00):
You?
Speaker 8 (01:24:00):
You could not let them see your finance. It's like,
just go and go with it.
Speaker 2 (01:24:03):
Just yeah. But if I let him see it, though,
jen hell of love life? Though. I know y'all think
I'm old, but looking.
Speaker 1 (01:24:15):
Here at iron sharpers iron.
Speaker 14 (01:24:18):
Okay, okay, boy, all right?
Speaker 1 (01:24:25):
Would you rather be hated by everyone or ignored by everyone?
Speaker 8 (01:24:32):
Hate?
Speaker 1 (01:24:33):
Be ignored?
Speaker 2 (01:24:34):
I love to walk somewhere and didn't nobody know me?
Speaker 1 (01:24:37):
So you want to be ignored?
Speaker 6 (01:24:38):
D Okay?
Speaker 2 (01:24:40):
Skip that hate?
Speaker 1 (01:24:42):
All right, guys, that's today's roundup? Would you rather thank you?
Coming up next, and we'll have some closing remarks from
the one and only Steve Harvey right after this. You're
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the day on this Monday, A good start for the week.
We had a fun day to day. Thank you guys
for listening. We appreciate Junior. You had a question for Steve.
Speaker 9 (01:25:39):
Oh yeah, ut me let me just talk to you
man about how much I admire you. I admire your
effort at everything that you do. I mean, you got
the career, you got everything. Why are you still striving
this hard at your age?
Speaker 6 (01:25:52):
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (01:25:52):
People your age is not doing what you're doing.
Speaker 2 (01:25:56):
I don't.
Speaker 7 (01:25:58):
Well, first of all, I appreciate that, jor I don't
really know another way to be. I was thinking about
this the other day. I just don't know. I was
talking to my wife the other day. She said, you
know what it is about you, Steve. You just don't
know how to go no where and sit down. I
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just don't, man, I really really don't. I don't know
what I would do if I wasn't striving. I really
really don't know what I would do if I wasn't
striving and trying to accomplish. Because I have made that
such a way of life. It's habit for me, and
(01:26:44):
it's just a habit. I would recommend the habit to
people if you want to accomplish some things, whatever that is.
It's not to be me. That's not what I'm saying.
It's to accomplish whatever it is is you want to
do at one point in time. I'm telling you right now,
(01:27:06):
in order to get to where you want to be,
you're gonna have to be relentless. You're going to have
to be relentless. You're going to have to be dogmatic.
You're going to have to be unstoppable, and you have
to be unbeatable. I know people who have set out
(01:27:29):
to defeat me. I know them. I know them personally.
I know people who have.
Speaker 2 (01:27:39):
Who have put together schemes to defeat me.
Speaker 7 (01:27:43):
I know people who I've never had a real conversation
with go online and openly say they gonna destroy me.
I had a guy one night told me and saying,
I'm going to destroy your whole comedy career. He told
it to me. I just looked at him. But you
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know what he didn't understand. I'm unbeatable. You cannot beat
me because of two reasons. Number one, I have God
on my side, and number two, I ain't gonna quit.
(01:28:25):
So now what you're finna do what you're finna do
to me? How you gonna beat me? When number one,
I have God on my side, God is with me.
If God is.
Speaker 2 (01:28:39):
With you, who can be against you? Now? You can
say you against me if you want to.
Speaker 7 (01:28:43):
But I must forewarn you when you come over here
to get me, I ain't by myself.
Speaker 2 (01:28:48):
Now. I'm just gonna give you that warning.
Speaker 7 (01:28:51):
You come over here to get me, I ain't by
myself now, as long as I keep that theory in mind. Now,
every now and then i'm human, I get out there,
and I get in the way of the God in me.
I will I take some matters into my own hands.
Sometimes I've done that before. It didn't really work out right,
(01:29:13):
but I've done that. But you can't beat me.
Speaker 6 (01:29:19):
My head is blooded.
Speaker 7 (01:29:21):
But unbowed. I will never ever quit. Do you understand me?
My head is bloodied, unbowed man, out of the night
that covers me, black as the pit, from pole to pole.
I think, whatever God may be for my unconquerable soul.
(01:29:43):
In the fail clutch of circumstance, I have not winced
nor cried aloud under the bludgeonings of chance. My head
is bloodied beyond, but unbowed beyond this place of raft
in tears looms but the horror of the shade. And
yet the menace of the years finds and shall find
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me unafraid. It matters not how straight the gate, how
charged with punishment the scroll. I am the captain of
my faith. I am the master of my soul. I
am the master of my faith. I am the captain
of my soul. Invictis, Lord, have mercy. I can't tell
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you how many times that poem that kept me, and
that ain't even a scripture, But if you understand, it
got a lot of God in it. Yeah, Man, I
don't bruh. I don't know how to be no other way.
I just don't, Junior. I don't know what I would
do if I wasn't striving. I'm just cut like that,
(01:30:57):
and I thank God. But it's a practice. You have
to practice being this way. You're not born this way.
It's a choice you have to make. You know, you're
not born to be relentless. You are born to make choices.
Everybody gets to decide. Everybody you can decide I'm gonna
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be a positive person, I'm be a negative person. You
can change your mind in the middle of your life
and go the other way. I know some people man
that used to be such positive people, and now every
time you hear them something negative coming out, they mouth,
that's a decision they made. I make the decision to
be positive. I choose to be relentless. I choose to
(01:31:44):
be in pursuit of my vision and dreams. And I
choose to keep God at the forefront of my life
because without God, I would be nothing.
Speaker 2 (01:31:56):
And that is as clear as a way.
Speaker 1 (01:31:59):
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