FULL SHOW: Spirit Of Willie Turner, Three Tudes, Strawberry Letter - The Candy Lady - 06.27.25 - The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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Come come on, you'll think that.

Speaker 6 (02:01):
Uh huh, I sure will. Good morning everybody. You are
listening to the voice, Come on, dig me now. One
and only Steve Harvey got a radio show. Man got
a radio show because God is in a blessing business.
I just happen to be a recipient. I just happened
to got a couple of things right, and man, his

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grace and mercy carries you the rest of the way.
All you got to do is get a couple of
things right, and then his grace and his mercy will
take over his favor, his love of you. It's already evident.
I mean, you know, because so many times we go
along without even acknowledging him or conferring with him in

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our decisions. And we look up when we find ourselves
in a predicament and he always comes, comes to the rescue.
He always manages to show up. He's never too he's
never one minute too late. And so in light of
this today I wanted to talk to you about something.

(03:10):
It's another principle of success that I'd like to share
with everybody this morning. And once again, these are not
things that you don't know or you've never heard before.
These are just reminders along the way. And one of
the things you have to be conscious of is don't
be afraid to change. Don't be afraid to change because

(03:33):
change is coming anyway. See, I have a theory, don't
be afraid to change because change is coming anyway. You know,
everything changes, nothing remains the same nothing, and change is inevitable. Now,
you could participate in the change, or you can react

(03:54):
to the change. Are you following me. You can participate
in the change or you can react to the change.
But don't be afraid to change because change is coming anyway. Now,
what I mean by that is this, in participating in
the change or reacting in the change, there is a difference.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
See, if you react.

Speaker 6 (04:20):
To the change, that means the change has occurred and
now you have to make the necessary adjustments to the change. Example,
the boss walks in. You think your job is good.
The boss walks in and hands you a pink slip.
That right there, that's a change. Now you didn't participate

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in this change because you didn't ask for the pink slip.
But now you've got to react to the pink slip.
Whenever you have to react to the change, it's an
adjustment period. It almost throws you off. So change is
going to come. It always does. You could participate or

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you can react. Or let's say your boss comes in
and hans you the pink slip and you said, you
know what I've been preparing for this day.

Speaker 2 (05:18):
Always knew nothing.

Speaker 6 (05:19):
Last forever, I've been working on the sideline on the
business idea I had, and I had or I had
several other applications in around town. I was just holding
off to see what was going going. So when they
hand you the pink slip, the transition, the adjustment you
make is a lot more smoother transition because now you

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just transition into your new business idea that you've been
working on. Are you transitioned into the apps you already
had in or the contacts you made the preparation for
when the day they come in hand you the pink slip. Well, Steve,
what did they surprise you with it? This is just
one example I'm giving you. So you know, let's let's
not nick pick the message. So what I'm saying to

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everybody is, don't be afraid to change, because change is
coming anyway. So many people are stuck in a rut
because of our refusal to change. I was hell bent
on a certain thing going a certain way, and this
is how it was gonna go. Well, that that I

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was thinking didn't really fit. Now in my own personal experience,
this may not be yours, but in my own personal experience,
the things that I've had the most trouble letting go
of was something I wanted when I line myself up
with the will of God to ask God what he
wanted from me. You understand, those things came a lot

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more easy to me because it was in the will
of God. It was what God wanted me to do too. Okay,
see what you mean by that? Okay, here we go.
When things were going wrong in relationships for me, what
I did was the biggest mistake I've ever made, was
I attempted to fix what was wrong in my relationship.

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Outside of the relationship feel me. Okay, So I'm out
there working my groove like I want to. Well, now,
guess what. There's the cause and effect for all of
that too. Your house ain't gonna get better.

Speaker 2 (07:28):
It can't. And then that lays room for some other things.

Speaker 6 (07:33):
And so now when the change come, guess what I
got to react to it. Now, I gotta, I gotta,
I gotta have a reaction to it. Had I lined
myself up in the will of God, the transition may
have grown differently. It could have still ended the relationship.
But guess what, some of the pain I's in I

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ain't had to go through. I bought a lot on myself.
Sometimes you're pursuing a passion of yours, and what God
really wants you to do is pursue your gift. So
now you're pursuing your passion, right, you passion about golf.
You love golf so much. You just determined, But now

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you're messed around. You ain't made it on the PGA
Tour yet, and you forty five, still talking about I'm
gonna play on the PGA Tour. Really, okay, maybe you
ain't as good as this you think, or maybe you're
not as gifted as you think. Maybe you're pursuing a passion. Sometimes, man,
we have to change and we have to ask God
what is his will? His will is much simpler. It's

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a simpler rule. Not going to be easier, it's simpler.
See when I wake up. Now, it's simple for me
to wake up because I know that are few things
that I have to do. I have to click this
mic on. I have to be positive. I have to
be inspirational. I have to be a formative. I have

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to be uplifting. Got it, That's what he wants. All
I got to do is sit down, close my eyes,
ask God to help me be who he want me
to be. And for the most part, he tell me
what to say. Now, guess what he's done though, to
create this in me. I went through enough things in
my life. I had enough challenges. I made plenty of mistakes.

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So now at my age, I can turn around and
tell somebody listening to me, Okay, this is what I did.
This is a mistake I made. Maybe you see yourself
in this story right here. Maybe you don't have to
go this way, or this is what I've learned about
becoming successful.

Speaker 2 (09:38):
Here's a principle that I learned.

Speaker 6 (09:40):
But then guess what, I had to be unsuccessful to
get it though, didn't I? So you can't have a
testimony without a test Change is coming. It's inevitable. You
can participate or you can react. I much prefer to
participate in the change.

Speaker 2 (09:55):
All right, let's go.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 6 (10:04):
Ladies, gentlemen, everybody listening. I need your attention for this simple,
very simple, but factual announcement. Today is the day that
the Lord has made. Let us rejoice and be glad
in it. It's a very simple scripture. It means so

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much to me. I would invite you to just do
the same. Here's a deal. Today is all we really have.
The past belongs to history, the future belongs to God.

Speaker 2 (10:40):
We have today. You should rejoice and be glad in it.
Because this is yours.

Speaker 6 (10:47):
That's why they call it the present, because it's an
unwrapped gift. It's the present. This is yours, this is ours.
Let's get in.

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Welcome to the Steve Harvey Morty Show.

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What boy, I tell you what?

Speaker 7 (11:09):
I remember one of your more famous jokes Willie Turner,
like give my money.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
I saw it the.

Speaker 7 (11:15):
Other day, man, man, So what list have you gone
through to get your money? If somebody don't have Steve
Harvey money, what lists have you been through?

Speaker 6 (11:25):
I'm gonna tell you one of the biggest impacts, one
of the moments.

Speaker 2 (11:28):
It's the true story.

Speaker 6 (11:29):
I got paid in Arkansas one night and we were
performing at this comedy club that was upstairs on the
second floor had a bar, and I kind of stayed
till the show was over, talking to some of the
bartenders and waitresses, and I put my little cash in
a bag, which was seven hundred and fifty dollars, and

(11:51):
I'm walking because I could walk across the street to
the condo that they let the comedia stay in. And
I come downstairs on the walk across the parking lot,
and this dude runs up behind me and grabs me
from behind, and I kind of turned and I could
see the waitresses upstairs on the balcony when I had

(12:11):
just left, and they was talking and laughing, so I
thought it was one of the little bartender's playing. You
know how they play. I don't really play like that.
You know how he I go along with it. For
a pickup truck, he grabs me from behind. It was
kind of tight, but I said, okay, that's how he's
trying to play. He wasn't strong enough to toss me,
but he was holding me. A pickup truck pulls up

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right in front of me, and the dude jumps out
the truck and is charging at me.

Speaker 2 (12:37):
Now right there, the hood in me goes off. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (12:41):
I don't know if they still playing, but it don't
look like playing to me, So I'm gonna act.

Speaker 2 (12:45):
Like it ain't no play game no more.

Speaker 6 (12:48):
I put my chin on my chest and threw my
head back into his face as hard as I.

Speaker 2 (12:53):
Could, bust his nose.

Speaker 6 (12:56):
But here the dude come, the little white dude gonna
ben over and charge me.

Speaker 2 (13:01):
And I was way quick at the end.

Speaker 6 (13:02):
I was in my thirties, So yeah, bending over charging me,
that's a mistake.

Speaker 2 (13:06):
I'm put the knee in your chin.

Speaker 6 (13:10):
Come to find out, they was robbing meg. I you
ain't got no gun, you ain't got no knighte.

Speaker 2 (13:19):
Y'all ain't strong, y'all. Ain't coordinated?

Speaker 8 (13:23):
You robbing me? Yeah, you ain't got none of qualification, boy.

Speaker 2 (13:27):
And you can't fight.

Speaker 6 (13:30):
You know where to hear you get my seven fifty.
All right, it's a nice day at the outside. Nice
activity right after the show. Yeah, still have my hands,
thank you, Lord.

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Speaker 3 (14:29):
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Speaker 5 (14:38):
Hello, Hello, I'm trying to read. I'm trying to read
a mister. Yes Sey, mister, how you doing, I'm trying.
Let me let me make you I'm calling the right person.
Your daughter is Crystal? Yes, okay, cool, Yeah, I got
the right person. Hey listen. Oh well, I wanted to
do mister Richards is called and introduce myself to you
and let you know who I will. My name is Jeff, Jeff,

(15:03):
and I've been seeing Crystal, uh, you know, pretty much
like the last five to six months, and I wanted
to let you know that I'm very very interested in you.
And I know this is kind of crazy for you
to get a phone call for me, but I'm very
interested in Crystal right now, and I wanted to you know,

(15:24):
I just wanted to do the man thing and just
reach out to your man and say I'm really interested
in and uh in marrying your.

Speaker 10 (15:31):
Daughter and marrying my daughter. Well, hold on, man, what what?

Speaker 5 (15:36):
What? My name is?

Speaker 11 (15:39):
Jeff jeffl Okay, Jeff, Jeff, listen.

Speaker 10 (15:44):
I'm very close with my daughter, and my daughter has
never ever mentioned you. I talk my daughter every day.

Speaker 5 (15:50):
Wow. I don't know what that's about, but it's been
like about five close to six months that me and
Christal being you know, going out, you know, up here
at the school. But what I want to do is
tell you that I really, really really like Crystal man
uh and I want to call and tell you that,
you know, I'm really really interested in many Crystal. You know,

(16:12):
I want, I really do want Christal to be my wife.

Speaker 10 (16:17):
Well, I again, I've never heard of you before, and
my daughter has never ever mentioned you. My daughter isn't
dating anybody right now. My daughter's in grad school.

Speaker 5 (16:27):
I understand that. And you know, we you know, it's
been you know, we've been you know, a little back
and forth or whatever. But you know, the main thing
in me and Christal really, you know, we really we
really do love each other. Miss I want to And.

Speaker 10 (16:40):
If you love my daughter, she would have told me
that she was in love with someone.

Speaker 5 (16:45):
Well you know what you know. And maybe it's a
situation where Christa is like a little maybe a little
uneasy about talking to you about it. You know what
I'm saying.

Speaker 10 (16:52):
My daughter can talk to me about anything.

Speaker 5 (16:54):
We talk every day, right right, just just like you.
I talk to my daughter every day.

Speaker 10 (17:00):
And how old is your daughter?

Speaker 5 (17:02):
My daughter? Fifteen?

Speaker 10 (17:04):
Hold hold on, wo man, Man, you said your.

Speaker 5 (17:06):
Daughter was fifteen, right, right, right?

Speaker 12 (17:09):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (17:09):
How old are you?

Speaker 12 (17:11):
I'm forty six, forty six? You forty six year old?
You want a man?

Speaker 10 (17:16):
My twenty five year old daughter.

Speaker 5 (17:18):
He let me say this right here. Love ain't got
no limit, man, And I understand you know. I was
a little shocked at first about the age difference between us,
but you get you know what, Man, how shocked to me? Okay?
And I understand that. But what I'm trying to explain
to you, man, is that it comes a time. Man.
You just don't know what's gonna happen. Man. Love just

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love is love. Man.

Speaker 10 (17:42):
And you've been locked there on parole at the university
on work release and let my daughter, Yeah, I want
with you.

Speaker 5 (17:50):
Man. I'm gonna say this, man, Crystal is just a
beautiful person.

Speaker 6 (17:55):
Man.

Speaker 10 (17:55):
Hold on, man, you calling me at the Blue Dollar. Look, man,
I got a lot of work on my desk and
you calling me telling me you form a gentile bird
wants to marry my daughter. My twenty five year old
daughter and you are fifteen in my age you want
to marry my daughter? Man, I am not trying.

Speaker 12 (18:13):
To talk to you about it.

Speaker 10 (18:14):
Well, I need to do this. I need to talk
to Crystal and get to the bottom of this.

Speaker 6 (18:17):
That's what the hell I.

Speaker 2 (18:18):
Need to do.

Speaker 5 (18:19):
And I understand that, Miss, you was probably gonna I
want to talk to and I ain't got no problem
with that. What I'm trying to explain to you is that, man,
love ain't got no limit. Man, It's just something that happened.
Crystal loved me, I love her, and it is what
it is. I just wanted to try to get your
blessings on this.

Speaker 10 (18:35):
You can't get my questions skill. Man, he gil gonna
marry my daughter.

Speaker 12 (18:42):
Now. My daughter been a private.

Speaker 10 (18:43):
School all love life. She's gonna do this. It's all
four years of college and she's going to grad school
and now you're gonna marry my daughter. You may on
your work with me.

Speaker 5 (18:52):
Hey, miss I understand that. What I'm what I'm trying
to explain to you that you know what, man, Sometimes
love is right the second time around. You understand I'm saying,
what the.

Speaker 12 (19:00):
Hell you mean the second time?

Speaker 5 (19:02):
I got kids already. What I'm trying to say is
it didn't work out with me on the first time.
What I wanted to do, man, is just call you
and solidify the culinary experience.

Speaker 12 (19:13):
Orry got to doing food, but the hell is you
talking about it? Look?

Speaker 11 (19:18):
Look, look, look, I gotta talk to my daughter. I'm
gonna call Crystal and I'm gonna find out what the
hell is going on, because look, man, I'm not even
trying to have this conversation with you.

Speaker 5 (19:27):
And I look comparent, I understand all that. I understand
what you're saying. What I want to say to you
is just right here. Crystal is twenty five. Even if
you don't agree with this, here, we're gonna eat low
and make sure that we do.

Speaker 10 (19:41):
Look here, you ain't doing a thing with my daughter
unless it's my here, man, you ain't doing my stuff.
I don't even know your jail bird. You ain't doing
I'm gonna call my daughter. Finally, you really lost your mind.
Think your old jail bird is gonna be Larry and

(20:03):
my daughter. My daughter's got a future. He ain't got
the hell is wrong with you?

Speaker 12 (20:07):
You mine?

Speaker 5 (20:09):
I'm not finishing it and go back and forth with you.
Miss me and Crystal getting married.

Speaker 10 (20:13):
This will not happen under any circumstances.

Speaker 5 (20:16):
Mind what you think the circumstances are. Me and Crystal
getting married. That's it, not love. Man.

Speaker 12 (20:22):
I don't know what's wrong you think you are.

Speaker 10 (20:24):
It's wrong with you.

Speaker 5 (20:26):
Know what has gotta be? I got one more thing
I need to say in there. Me and Crystal just
gonna come over there and drive down there and tell
you exactly what's going on in our life right now.

Speaker 10 (20:36):
What you got to say to me?

Speaker 5 (20:37):
Are you listening to me?

Speaker 12 (20:39):
What the hell you got to say to me?

Speaker 5 (20:41):
I got to say this. This is ness you Tilly
from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked
by your daughter Crystal and her boyfriend.

Speaker 2 (20:54):
God, ain't this.

Speaker 12 (20:57):
I'm sad Im Jib American crazy man.

Speaker 5 (21:07):
Your baby girl just wanted to put a smile on
your face. Man, I gotta ask you, what is what
is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show
in the land.

Speaker 11 (21:17):
And the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 9 (21:24):
I'd be yeah, thank you nephew coming up next to
his ask the CELO, our chief love Officer, Steve Harvey
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Speaker 9 (22:11):
It is asked the CLO with Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey. Ready, Steve,
here we go. This one's from Marshall in Kansas City.
Marchelle says, I reconnected with a male friend after five
years of not talking because his sex was garbage. We
did it only once and I put him in the
friend zone. Afterwards, he wants us to try dating again.

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So should I test the waters first to see if
he's better at sex?

Speaker 6 (22:41):
I mean, what are you talking about? Should I test
the waters first before you what?

Speaker 1 (22:48):
She does it again?

Speaker 6 (22:50):
What do you mean test to waters first before she
does it again? How do you test the water?

Speaker 2 (22:54):
You do it right on into the water again.

Speaker 1 (22:56):
She wants to do it? Yeah, she's asked, Well, she
do it.

Speaker 6 (22:58):
That's all she did before was she did it one time?
It was garbage. She put him into friends off. Now
she's calling us to say, should I test the waters
again before I go in?

Speaker 2 (23:09):
How you test the waters? You gonna have sex with
the dude again? Right?

Speaker 9 (23:13):
She wants to see if he's learned anything. If he's well,
got only.

Speaker 2 (23:16):
One way to find out. You can't ask.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
What you're gonna ask?

Speaker 2 (23:21):
Are you still garbage in the bad baby? I ain't
never be garbage? Baby, I learned how to do it,
yet I turned him up. I turned him out, but
he got five years.

Speaker 6 (23:29):
Depending on how old he is, you know, if he
and his farty, it's gonna be the same nothing.

Speaker 2 (23:38):
Now, if he was twenty one, might be in for
a surprise. Oh it's a big surprise.

Speaker 6 (23:44):
But if it's forty forty five, he the same dude,
Miss guiding women.

Speaker 2 (23:52):
He's a tide.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
So should she take a chance or not?

Speaker 12 (23:57):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (23:58):
You ain't the holdly that's why he available.

Speaker 6 (24:00):
You ain't the only one discovery why you.

Speaker 2 (24:05):
Think every time you talk to him his disavailable? That part? Yeah?

Speaker 9 (24:13):
All right, go ahead, all right, here we go, Suki
and Oklahoma, says my seven year old son told me.

Speaker 1 (24:20):
That his teacher is a brown cow.

Speaker 9 (24:23):
He said his classmates call her that his teacher is black,
and he is one of the only three blacks in
the class. Do I need to start calling these racist
parents or should I talk to the principal?

Speaker 6 (24:35):
Yeah, you need to start calling these racist parents and
start with your little racist boy.

Speaker 2 (24:41):
They got him. He down there repeating what he hearing.
She's the brown cow.

Speaker 6 (24:46):
And it's to be a minute, and y'all need to
check it, yes, because this is how it starts. If
it goes unchecked, it gets it gets out of head.

Speaker 2 (24:57):
And he's and he's seven.

Speaker 1 (24:58):
So yeah, you got to say something, okay, all right,
all right?

Speaker 12 (25:02):
Uh.

Speaker 9 (25:02):
The Kwanda in Terrytown says, uh, my husband told me
that he offered his coworker a ride to work after
her car was stolen. I found her page on Instagram,
and she's got a lot of revealing pictures of her
big old butt and she's cute. She forbid him from
taking her to work.

Speaker 2 (25:23):
Let's say, why do you.

Speaker 6 (25:27):
Think he offered to ride? That's why he offered to ride,
So you can forbid him or whatever you want.

Speaker 2 (25:40):
But you know he already offered.

Speaker 12 (25:44):
Nice.

Speaker 1 (25:44):
He wanted a friend. He wasn't doing that.

Speaker 6 (25:47):
He wanted a friend, wasn't nice. What it's being nice for?
What me and everything men do is with her. Every
single thing is with purpose. Picking you up because you
need a ride was stolen. Let her daddy take her

(26:09):
to work. She ain't got no girlfriends can drop us off.
But the women on the job just got caused. Why
you volunteer? You already know the conversation he catches here,
Go ahead and pick up and see what happened.

Speaker 2 (26:25):
Trying to be a better person than get a woman
to ride. That's all.

Speaker 6 (26:28):
I'm just trying to better get an uber app And
I don't get the problem all this stuff that's out here. Now,
she need a ride. Her car got stolen. Now you're finish.
Take our car over there in that racked neighborhood and
now we ain't got no ride.

Speaker 1 (26:46):
You breaking it down.

Speaker 9 (26:47):
The yellow So you're telling Dakwanda, yes, she should forbid
her husband from taking her to work.

Speaker 2 (26:54):
Why he tell her all he had to do was
go and pick her up?

Speaker 6 (27:01):
Well, you even early, now you know I got some
pre work things I got to do. Anything can happen, though,
right because I mean, God forbid if you get an
accident with this woman, well it's happening now.

Speaker 2 (27:13):
He'd have told the truth. And look where he at.
He be a strawberry letter. I told you all about
this truth.

Speaker 6 (27:23):
Now I have told you over and over about this truth.
Just walking in the house confessing so stupid behind.

Speaker 2 (27:33):
It ain't time for that now. You done looked up
her page.

Speaker 3 (27:42):
But if she wouldn't fine, it'd be okay.

Speaker 6 (27:46):
If she wasn't fine, you wouldn't be offering the ride.

Speaker 2 (27:50):
It's a catch twenty two. I get it, understand. I
want the lovely people that they call Man. I'm going
to work.

Speaker 6 (27:59):
People tell me, look got over there.

Speaker 2 (28:03):
He ain't doing good, is it? Man?

Speaker 6 (28:10):
Look at that dude, he got a ride with her
morning to work. I know I'll get a divorce. Just
ain't about white. They know what you're looking at over here.

Speaker 8 (28:19):
This ain't Joe car.

Speaker 2 (28:23):
Find your pins.

Speaker 1 (28:27):
Just being nice man, just helping help.

Speaker 6 (28:29):
You got a wonderful personality to beautiful on the inside.

Speaker 2 (28:38):
All right?

Speaker 1 (28:39):
Moving on last one.

Speaker 9 (28:40):
Crazy uh Vedra in Memphis says, I've been dating a
guy for a while and his eight year old son
is very rough and like to tackle me and wrestle
with me. I've had several bruises, and I've asked him
to control his son, but he won't. I avoid the
boy whenever possible, because I'm going to hurt him him.
Should I knock his little butt out one good time?

Speaker 2 (29:03):
That's what you got to do, you on it.

Speaker 6 (29:06):
He come in there to tackle, Just raise your knee,
put it dead on his chin, rock his little oop. Sorry,
here's what you do. Tackle him when he tackle him first,
he ain't looking. Just put your foot in his lower
back and send it across the room dead into them blinds.

Speaker 5 (29:28):
He's eight.

Speaker 2 (29:30):
Now you need it, and I stop all that tackling.

Speaker 1 (29:34):
Uh huh?

Speaker 2 (29:34):
Why?

Speaker 1 (29:35):
Why one't his dad saying?

Speaker 6 (29:36):
My grandson used to bite me when he saw on it.
Then I beat his back and we stopped all the
biting ended.

Speaker 1 (29:44):
All right?

Speaker 12 (29:45):
Thanks?

Speaker 8 (29:46):
Come here, it's.

Speaker 6 (29:50):
Steve Harbin Marley show Man. It might be two birds
in that bush. But if you let this bird go
to reach in there for the two in the bush
and they fly the bush, you ain't got nothing.

Speaker 2 (30:01):
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

Speaker 7 (30:05):
But if it's two and that I'm having to catch both,
wouldn't that be better.

Speaker 6 (30:09):
See keyword in that was a small word with the smaller,
the smallest words with the biggest consequences. If if I
robbed this bank, and if they don't catch me, I'm
gonna be rich. Okay, a whole lot of ifs sitting
in prison today.

Speaker 2 (30:27):
Coming up right after.

Speaker 1 (30:30):

Speaker 9 (30:37):
Let's keeping it one hundred questions from from Carla for
the crew is have you prayed for the downfall of
your X and Y? Have you prayed guys anybody for
the downfall of your ex?

Speaker 12 (30:50):
No?

Speaker 2 (30:50):
I ain't that better. I'm not that.

Speaker 9 (30:53):
Guy allegedly allegedly, allegedly I prayed for the Lord to
take you out my life.

Speaker 2 (31:02):
I prayed for that.

Speaker 1 (31:04):
Yeah, but you didn't want anything bad.

Speaker 7 (31:07):
I mean when I heard something bad about my ex,
I didn't really be upset about it.

Speaker 8 (31:10):
I'm like, what that happened to them?

Speaker 1 (31:13):
I didn't. I wouldn't that I took it. Yeah, you know,
she pregnant. What it's a down.

Speaker 5 (31:24):
To?

Speaker 6 (31:26):
Nothing like real bad to have him like you know
I was. Yeah, I prayed for a you know, locked
y'all one time.

Speaker 1 (31:37):
I couldn't talk.

Speaker 2 (31:38):
Yeah, you know, just a temporary stroke, you know, left.

Speaker 8 (31:45):
Just just Toby.

Speaker 6 (31:48):
Court on court day. On court day, I did ask
for a car accident. Oh but it wasn't nothing. I
just wanted to want not to make it. That's what
dint want to be her if I want the car
to be told you're going through your Yeah, yeah, but

(32:09):
tell me what were you?

Speaker 2 (32:11):
I wish you ran out of gas on a cliff?
You know.

Speaker 13 (32:15):
So wait, when we first started this segment and surely
asked y'all this question, y'all was like, nah, I ain't
never done nothing pray, But what was your question?

Speaker 7 (32:24):
Though?

Speaker 9 (32:24):
The question is have you prayed for the downfall of
your ex?

Speaker 2 (32:28):
And if you had not the downfall, but.

Speaker 1 (32:33):
Something that happens, you know, but to fall down.

Speaker 9 (32:35):
Okay, I'm just saying that's the same thing, guys, Okay,
same thing.

Speaker 6 (32:39):
You don't like slip on some steps in your heels, yeah,
and go into an uncontrollable free fall.

Speaker 2 (32:46):
Stuff like that that in slow.

Speaker 1 (32:48):
Motion a heel called in a sewer grite. You know,
now we ball your damn. That's about the most you've done.
Nothing really bad though, right guy, bad.

Speaker 8 (33:05):
Stranger come up and slap the hell out of them.

Speaker 2 (33:07):
Something like that.

Speaker 1 (33:09):
That's when you draw the line something bad.

Speaker 6 (33:11):
Just I don't look really bad to have, you know,
you know, if I find out, you know, you know,
it's all just so, he don't mean nothing bad.

Speaker 7 (33:23):
No, no, yeah, chased by a pit bull or something
like that.

Speaker 6 (33:29):
You know, Like I find out your house got burned
down and all the tapes was in there, I'll be cool.

Speaker 13 (33:34):
What tapes?

Speaker 1 (33:34):
What's going on?

Speaker 2 (33:36):
Any tapes might super glued your mouth.

Speaker 3 (33:41):
That's a question for y'all, because y'all the one carried grudges.

Speaker 9 (33:45):
Wait a minute, Tommy, you're the one. I know you're
not talking about carrying grudges.

Speaker 6 (33:54):
I think you own the some what I recalling. I've
been your friend, Oh lord, eighteen years now. You ain't
ever forgave what's her name?

Speaker 5 (34:07):
Not?

Speaker 1 (34:07):
What's his name? Okay, we're not talking.

Speaker 2 (34:09):
About that right now. You ain't ever for gay what's it?

Speaker 8 (34:12):
What's his name?

Speaker 2 (34:13):
Elva, elva, elba?

Speaker 1 (34:18):
So Celie, you ain't let it go?

Speaker 2 (34:20):
Hell no, even today?

Speaker 1 (34:22):
Hell no, I want to mind to die.

Speaker 9 (34:26):
Yeah, at my hand, I wanted to be the murderess.

Speaker 1 (34:31):
Surely not you. Yeah, I want't sure you see me
scriptures every morning Yeah.

Speaker 12 (34:39):
Me too.

Speaker 1 (34:40):
Hey, I'm not perfect Jr.

Speaker 3 (34:42):
I know they said, you know how to slide on
the car and disconnect breaks in by.

Speaker 2 (34:46):
Four Call the pold sugar in a man tank one time.

Speaker 1 (34:56):
I have no proof of that called.

Speaker 6 (34:59):
Five pound calling when the man games tank exploded? What
what what?

Speaker 8 (35:03):
What?

Speaker 1 (35:04):
What? What?

Speaker 2 (35:04):
What did you need?

Speaker 12 (35:06):
What?

Speaker 6 (35:06):
How do I need proof? When the butcher knife is
still in the last time?

Speaker 1 (35:15):
Allegedly this is a question for the guys.

Speaker 2 (35:21):
Yeah, I mean just out there, just stabbing the town.

Speaker 1 (35:25):
I have no proof of.

Speaker 12 (35:26):
That is.

Speaker 2 (35:28):
Calling for real.

Speaker 13 (35:30):
I will be President Trump on this show because there's
no collusion, no obstruction.

Speaker 6 (35:37):
Stabbed caller took a butcher knife, stabbed out the tail
lights and the head lights and park lights on the car.

Speaker 1 (35:45):
Call just the light Jr. Allegedly Steve is just talking.
So he can't even do that.

Speaker 7 (35:52):
Go out at night when where you're going, because that's
what got him in trouble.

Speaker 1 (35:59):
He was out at night.

Speaker 2 (36:00):
Yeah, at a night hard to creep. Ain't no lights
on your car?

Speaker 8 (36:05):
Godly, just when you think you know the people you
work with.

Speaker 13 (36:10):
We've grown so much since then. Yeah, we're not petty
like that. We're not petty like that. Yeah, and it
wasn't sugar allegedly in the gas tank. It was a
water hose that you Oh sorry, hey what just.

Speaker 2 (36:27):
His car? Just buttering?

Speaker 1 (36:30):
Why allegedly it's Steve Harben Marty show man.

Speaker 6 (36:36):
How did you How did your father affect your world view?

Speaker 1 (36:40):
Your view of the world exactly.

Speaker 6 (36:42):
I wasn't allowed to have no view of the world.
You just need to see what I see and that's all.
No worry about what they're doing over there in Spain
and all that. That ain't your biousness. You don't have
no worldview. You just see what I'm You just better
look at what I'm trying to show you, and on this.

Speaker 2 (37:00):
World view you get that later.

Speaker 6 (37:02):
Uh well, right now, we're digging this hole and put
this post in and make these sense that's your view.
Look down in that hole, make sure it's deep enough.
That was I wasn't allowed to have a worldview.

Speaker 2 (37:17):
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Speaker 9 (38:00):
It is time for would you rather for today? Would
you rather now think about this? Would you rather receive
the Nobel Peace Prize or would you rather get an Oscar.

Speaker 7 (38:15):
I'm gonna go with Nobel Peace Prize because they fighting
at the Oscars.

Speaker 2 (38:19):
I'm not slat.

Speaker 1 (38:20):
Lots of people.

Speaker 8 (38:23):
Slat when you win about peace.

Speaker 6 (38:25):
I'd love to get the Nobel Peace Prize and to
mean more to me. Yeah, person, I am because you
know it's it's it's an award. It's a reward versus
an award. It's a reward for hard work. Oscars is

(38:48):
an award. Okay, you know something you get a reward
for you accomplish something, you receive benefit of something you've done.
And award they just give something. It's usually a group
of people or something like that. It ain't got to
be unanimous and all like that. So I'm about the
Noble Peace Prize.

Speaker 9 (39:08):
Okay, all right, would you rather starve for a week,
starve for a week.

Speaker 1 (39:16):
Or go to jail for a day.

Speaker 2 (39:19):
I'm going to jail, going to jail, really.

Speaker 6 (39:22):
Hell yeah? Before I think that they feed you in there,
they get you something. He's gonna like it. So we're
not gonna say, up, be a star for a week, man,
you know the shake. You're gonna be and go down
here and do this jail time, the jokes, make a
couple of big friends and stuff.

Speaker 2 (39:38):
I know.

Speaker 6 (39:39):
I talked to hoods man. I'll be in there, motivating, encouraging,
having dog. I ain't even gonna be sleep I'm gonna
stay up the whole time. Back to the wall.

Speaker 2 (39:52):
It's just to day. I'm not gonna I'm going to jail, though,
Steve Harvey, what up.

Speaker 1 (39:57):
Y'all going about a week week in jail?

Speaker 6 (40:01):
A week in jail or a week of starving? When
you say starving, what do you.

Speaker 1 (40:05):
Mean start no food?

Speaker 2 (40:07):
No food, no food?

Speaker 6 (40:09):
No oh no, no, no, no, I'm going to jail.
You ain't gonna you ain't gonna be able to do that. Okay, Yeah,
at least I can accomplish something in jail. I'm gonna
be hundre to be stealing. I had to be so
quiet for that week of starving laying in the hospital.

Speaker 1 (40:29):
All right, all right, moving on.

Speaker 9 (40:31):
Would you rather use sandpaper as toilet paper or use vinegar?

Speaker 6 (40:38):
As I dropped, I'm gonna use that sandpaper for toilet paper.
I'm just gonna flip that other side over. You ain't
putting that vinegar in my eyes. That ain't what you
fit to do. I can't go blind. Yeah, you can
rate that sandpaper straight across my not putting that vinegar
in my eye. I can deal with that right there.
I've cut my butt before. I've done it more than once.

Speaker 2 (41:03):
Harry, all right, gont do it? Put this vinegar in.

Speaker 1 (41:07):
My Today's version of would you Rather Less?

Speaker 8 (41:11):
Sup?

Speaker 1 (41:11):
It's DJ call this you boy. Chris bron Hey, this
is Keisha Cole, Lost People. This is Kirk Franklin. Hey,
this is John Legend.

Speaker 2 (41:18):
And you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (41:20):

Speaker 9 (41:27):
Let's have some fun, guys, come on, time to play
who on the.

Speaker 1 (41:31):
Show would you trust? All right, Carla has a list.

Speaker 13 (41:34):
Of questions for us. Let's go Carla. All right, Shirley, guys,
here we go. Who would you trust? So who on
the show would you trust to bail you out of jail?

Speaker 1 (41:48):
Where the money reside?

Speaker 3 (41:49):
Yeah, he ain't gonna answer that phone when they called. Now,
let me tell you that that one call you got,
you're not not picking that up.

Speaker 2 (42:00):
No, no call, somebody else tell them.

Speaker 13 (42:03):
Right, So same question for you, Steve, who would you
call on this show to bail you out of jail?

Speaker 2 (42:12):
You got to do a blow.

Speaker 3 (42:17):
Because because in his mind, ain't none of us got
no money?

Speaker 6 (42:21):
Well, ah, y'all got enough money to get me out.
But who would pick up the phone and act?

Speaker 2 (42:26):
First?

Speaker 6 (42:27):
Monica would be on the internet because she is want
to post it on her I g.

Speaker 13 (42:39):
Hey, all right, here's another question. Who on this show
would you trust to protect you from an intruder? Let's
go Tommy? Surely anybody?

Speaker 2 (43:01):
Okay, So you can't pick yourself? Okay, well of course me.

Speaker 6 (43:05):
But I picked Tommy because he's hot headed.

Speaker 1 (43:08):
Yeah, yeah, he's.

Speaker 2 (43:09):
Gonna do something. He's gonna spring in. Actually gonna be
a problem be Tommy.

Speaker 13 (43:15):
Well, all right, who on this show would you trust
to keep all of your vegas secrets.

Speaker 6 (43:28):
Definitely not Monica, not the Mouth of the South.

Speaker 3 (43:35):
I picked shey ye, yeah, gamble, you don't drink surely?

Speaker 6 (43:45):
Yeah, yeah, because carl ain't gonna go down, because because
she haled cold.

Speaker 2 (43:51):
If wald.

Speaker 6 (43:55):
You know?

Speaker 1 (43:57):
Okay, all right?

Speaker 13 (43:59):
Who on this show would you trust to be kind
to your family if you died?

Speaker 2 (44:14):
Yeah? Everybody would be kind to the family.

Speaker 1 (44:17):
Okay, good, so everybody? All right? So who on this
show would you trust to perform c p R on you?

Speaker 2 (44:26):
That had to be you are Shirley? Definitely? I would
you Shirley A Monica my father.

Speaker 12 (44:34):
I can't.

Speaker 1 (44:35):
I can't have them on these two.

Speaker 3 (44:38):
I can't wake up in Jay over me blowing out and.

Speaker 1 (44:42):
Stay still out.

Speaker 2 (44:47):
Just give me an ambulance, man, listen, how get that?

Speaker 1 (44:50):
But he saved your lot.

Speaker 6 (44:52):
I can hold my breath that long. Hell, I'll took
a shot, little brain damage. I'll recover some therapy.

Speaker 1 (44:59):
At what I wake up your life like.

Speaker 2 (45:03):
Here?

Speaker 3 (45:04):
At least when I wake up, switch places with him.
Don't let me see him over me, y'all.

Speaker 1 (45:11):
Okay, that's crazy, All right, here we go.

Speaker 2 (45:14):
This is a good one right here.

Speaker 1 (45:15):
Pool on the show, would you.

Speaker 13 (45:17):
Trust to keep your sex tape from falling into the
wrong hands.

Speaker 6 (45:24):
God who Well, well, first of all, look who had
the biggest reaction. That means there's a possibility there's a
tape out there somewhere.

Speaker 3 (45:40):
They don't, they don't, they don't, they don't play VHS
is no more.

Speaker 2 (45:44):
They don't have no more BHS.

Speaker 8 (45:47):
We got digital baby.

Speaker 2 (45:52):
Wow.

Speaker 9 (45:55):
All right, look at the time we gotta say, Junior,
I say Julie coming up?

Speaker 2 (45:59):
Mad?

Speaker 1 (46:00):
Oh not Carla or me? Okay, I trust Carla?

Speaker 2 (46:04):
Looking at it.

Speaker 6 (46:05):
Hell, now y'all all send it to the wife, you know,
not for free?

Speaker 2 (46:14):
All right?

Speaker 9 (46:14):
Coming up next to the nephew with today's prank phone call.
Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (46:26):
Coming up at about four minutes after the hour.

Speaker 9 (46:28):
It's my strawberry letter for today, and the subject is
the candy Lady.

Speaker 1 (46:33):
The candy Lady.

Speaker 9 (46:34):
Okay, we'll see how sweet this one is in just
a few but right.

Speaker 1 (46:38):
Now it is time for the nephew and the prank
phone call. What you got for his nest?

Speaker 12 (46:42):
What you got?

Speaker 3 (46:44):
Well, A lot of men gonna hit their brakes because
they don't want to hit this phrase right here Chile's
support is late.

Speaker 2 (46:52):
Get it in all right, here we go, cut dog.
Child support is late?

Speaker 12 (46:57):
Hello, God, yeah, what's up? What was this? Just pressing?

Speaker 6 (47:03):
Man?

Speaker 12 (47:04):
Uh? Me and me and me and your your ex man,
me and we uh we've been kicking it for the
last three months.

Speaker 14 (47:13):
I'm man, I don't care about you. And see we're
not together.

Speaker 12 (47:18):
We're not together. So why are you calling me? Okay,
you're no, that's cool rct to. I understand all that
you call me to tell me the child together or
something with you. I don't care about what you do
mean not together, I don't. I don't give it about
what do Okay, okay, no, no, no player. I understand
that what I was calling you about was, you know,

(47:39):
you kind of behind like two three months on the
on the child support man, and I told her I
was gonna handle this. I told her I was gonna
handle the situation, you know.

Speaker 14 (47:50):
So I don't need you to handle nothing.

Speaker 12 (47:53):
You don't need to be worried about about how many
months I'm behind.

Speaker 14 (47:57):
Who the hell.

Speaker 12 (47:57):
Telling you all this? Anyway? When when can we expect
another payment? Is what I'm asking you. First of all,
don't whoever.

Speaker 14 (48:05):
Call my phone with that you understand me. Don't call
my phone man because I'm about my daughter.

Speaker 12 (48:11):
Man, I ain't trying to I ain't trying to hear.

Speaker 14 (48:13):
I don't need you on my back and I don't
need see on my back and by no child.

Speaker 12 (48:17):
For it, because I do for my daughter. Man, So
don't call my phone with that. Okay, okay, Well, look,
is you working right now? Man? You man? Say listen here?

Speaker 5 (48:27):
What what?

Speaker 10 (48:28):
What?

Speaker 14 (48:28):
What's your name?

Speaker 12 (48:28):
Preston Prayer pressor what I'm saying? Is you working right now?
And I do whatever it takes to take care of
my daughter, man, So don't you worry about my job
security and what I'm doing. Okay? Well, can I just
come when I just come by there whenever you get
paid next time so I can pick up you know,
the child.

Speaker 5 (48:47):
Man.

Speaker 14 (48:47):
You don't need to come by nowhere. I tell you what. Yeah,
you bring y'all around you come, i'ma give you directions
right now. You bring your phone over here because I
want I want to see your calling my phone talking
about my daughter and then.

Speaker 12 (49:00):
Looking out for the well being of the baby.

Speaker 5 (49:02):
Man.

Speaker 12 (49:02):
That's what we do.

Speaker 14 (49:03):
What you think I've been doing ever since she came
in this world. That's what I've been doing ever since
she got here, been looking.

Speaker 12 (49:09):
Out for her well being. And some come just getting
the pitch. You want to tell me about my daughter,
Well then quit. Why is you three months behind then? Man?

Speaker 2 (49:19):
Matter of fact?

Speaker 14 (49:19):
I do everything I can for my daughter, So for
you to sit up here and call me talk about it,
I'm three months behind. I don't even keep up with that.
I send money when I can, I dough for my daughter.
I do for my daughter for I do for myself.
So if I ain't got it to saying that means
I ain't got it at all. But give me a
second and I'll go get it. But don't we calling

(49:40):
me about my daughter? Man, talk about I'm three months behind?

Speaker 12 (49:43):
Okay, well look her. First of all, I ain't you know,
I ain't working right now, so we really need you
to go on and get the money over what hold on?
Hold on, hold on, you ain't working, But I'm out
here hustling you calling me about some money. But you
over there laying up.

Speaker 14 (49:57):
With most of y'all. Need to get off, y'all, and
what the hell I'm doing. That's what I can't understand.

Speaker 5 (50:02):
It's two of you.

Speaker 12 (50:03):
But it's one of me, and you want to come
to me with that, man, I told her I was
gonna handle this situation back being behind on this, you know,
just little child for pull situation. That's all I'm saying.
I need you to go on on and give me
a date man on when we can expect her payment.

Speaker 14 (50:18):
Okay, I'm getting you a date right now. Bring your
over here right now and come pick up the payment.
I got it for you right now. You just tell
me what kind of car you drive so I know,
because I don't.

Speaker 12 (50:30):
I don't want to.

Speaker 14 (50:30):
I don't want to bust the wrong to pull up
to my driveway by mistake. I do everything for my daughter.
My daughter don't have no walt on, no knees. I
put shoes on her feet, clothes on her back, food
in us something. I do everything for her. I don't
need you, and I don't. My daughter don't.

Speaker 12 (50:47):
Need you at all. I pick up from school every
day and.

Speaker 14 (50:50):
Take her to her grandmother's house. So I want to
live by no two.

Speaker 12 (50:54):
Or three months behind because.

Speaker 14 (50:56):
She ain't with I.

Speaker 12 (50:57):
I can see if I want two or three months
and she without listen, man, that's another thing with me.
And there can't talked about. We're not gonna need you
to be taking up from the school no more. I'm
gonna be getting her from the school when she al.
I wish I would catch up stuff at my daughter school.
You ain't picking up my daughter.

Speaker 14 (51:15):
Man, I don't even know who the hell you are.

Speaker 12 (51:17):
I told you my name is Preston Many. No, Preston.

Speaker 14 (51:22):
I'm telling you what, man, I don't want you no
where near my daughter. That I'm gonna talks right now
because I don't want you no where near my daughter. Man,
you understand me. I don't want you nowhere near my daughter.

Speaker 12 (51:34):
Man. If I came here and lie my daughter, I'm
gonna whoop your I'm gonna let my daughter know me
have an hegg and the baby is getting the long fie. Man.
All I'm saying is we just need you to send
us money. Man. You hey, Hugh and y'all. I'm glad
y'all doing good cause she anyway, But don't put my
daughter in the middle of man. Man, I'm just having

(51:55):
to be in between jobs, that's all. Man.

Speaker 14 (51:58):
Well you need to get out, yo, look in between
your sheet and.

Speaker 12 (52:02):
Go find you something.

Speaker 14 (52:03):
Find you a manhood sitting up there, probably on the couch,
eating up all up pop toarch.

Speaker 12 (52:08):
And I've only had two of them pop toarchs. Man,
that's all.

Speaker 14 (52:11):
You ain't supposed to be having none of them because
I bought that for my daughter, man, and I appreciate
you eating none of that over there. You need to
get off here and feed yourself like I do. I
feed myself and my daughter and probably.

Speaker 12 (52:24):
Still let me trate this here, man, I just want
to talk to you about our child.

Speaker 11 (52:28):
Man, Our child.

Speaker 14 (52:30):
That ain't your child, that's my.

Speaker 12 (52:35):
You ain't say, man, don't you ever say that? Man.
Don't you ever say that to me?

Speaker 5 (52:40):
Man?

Speaker 12 (52:40):
That is not our child. Man, that's my child.

Speaker 14 (52:43):
Let me tell you something, man, Let me tell you something.
Put your here to this phone real close.

Speaker 2 (52:48):
Man.

Speaker 12 (52:48):
I'm about my daughter, like me and what I'm trying
to do.

Speaker 14 (52:53):
You ain't been here the whole time.

Speaker 12 (52:54):
You trying to walk up.

Speaker 14 (52:55):
In here and talk about a hour.

Speaker 12 (52:57):
I'm her daddy. Man, I'm just trying to be a
good stuff for the man and get the child report
that father.

Speaker 14 (53:02):
Y'all got to get married first. You ain't no man say, man,
say I'm gonna talk to and hell this I garant
you hold no no no no, no no.

Speaker 12 (53:12):
You don't talk to no more. You understand what I'm saying.
You talk to me. You're dealing with me. I told
you I was gonna handle it, so you're gonna make
me mad now Like I told you know, you don't
talk no more.

Speaker 14 (53:21):
I'm talking whenever I want you. We got a child together.

Speaker 5 (53:24):
You just got in the pistol.

Speaker 12 (53:25):
Don't you call no more. You don't talk to empor
you talk to me from now. You talk to presson.
I'm ana talk to I'm at it. Help with trust me, hey, man,
let me tell you something. You don't call man, you
deal with me. Do you understand I'm telling I'm not
dealing with you with him saying, you hear me? The
only thing I'm gonna deal with you is my foot
up there. That's the man to deal with man. I

(53:47):
got one more thing I need to say to you. Man,
I don't want to hear nothing else. You got the
same player. I didn't hear everything you had to say.

Speaker 14 (53:53):
Let me tell you something, man.

Speaker 12 (53:55):
You want a job. We hied right now. I put
you in with the man in charge. God, get you
a job. Don't nobody want to work with you. Man,
I don't like your attitude. You need to work with
somebody because you ain't working with nobody right now. I
got one more thing I need to say to you.
You listening, man, say what the hell you gotta say?

Speaker 1 (54:11):
Man, this is.

Speaker 12 (54:12):
Nephew tell me from the Steve Harvey Morning with him. Say, Man,
I don't care who you are. I'm fit by my daughter. Man,
his nephew tim me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
You just got pranked by your cousin Kendrick Man. Oh
oh man, I'm gonna kill it. You're all right? Oh no, man,

(54:36):
because I don't play with by my daughter like that. Man,
I don't. That's my world, man, that's my heart. Man,
I don't that. Man. A let me ask you this here, man,
what is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio
show in the land. Man, Steve's Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (54:57):
Done it again? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (54:59):
You almost I got real.

Speaker 2 (55:03):
I think I was. I was close.

Speaker 14 (55:08):
Call.

Speaker 6 (55:08):
And man, it's cause you know I ain't working right now.
We really needed hame to or that dude. You ain't working.

Speaker 1 (55:18):
Preston our daughter.

Speaker 2 (55:22):
Every day.

Speaker 6 (55:23):
And that's another thing we ain't gonna here, gonna mean
go by there and pick up no more.

Speaker 13 (55:29):
All right, all right, nephew, who that was close?

Speaker 1 (55:36):
Thank you?

Speaker 9 (55:37):
Coming up next today Strawberry Letter subject the Candy Lady.

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(56:38):
just like we're going to read this one right here,
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Speaker 1 (56:40):
And you never know it could be yours. That's right, it.

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Could be Buckle up and hold on tight. We got
it for you. Here it is strawberry letter.

Speaker 1 (56:50):
Thank you, nephew.

Speaker 9 (56:50):
The Candy Lady is the subject. Dear Stephen Shirley. I'm
a fifty nine year old mother of two grown sons,
and I pride myself on how well I raised them
by myself. They both are educated and have great jobs.
My oldest son is married and he is a baby
on the way with his wife. My youngest son is
twenty nine and he is trying to send.

Speaker 1 (57:13):
Me to an early grave.

Speaker 9 (57:15):
When I was raising my boys, I had a village
of strong women to help me. One of my nearest
and dearest friends helped me the most, and my sons
loved to call her the candy Lady because she always
has some kind of candy in her purse. She never
had children and never got married, but they never saw
her go through all of the men and the drama

(57:35):
in her life. Up until twenty twenty, she was in
an eleven year relationship with this married man. After they
broke up, she was very depressed, and I did all
I could to snap her out of it. I even
sent my twenty nine year old son over to change
her locks to prevent the married man from creeping back
into her life. She called me a few days after

(57:57):
that and said she was getting her life back on
track and my son was going to teach her how
to play tennis.

Speaker 1 (58:03):
I thought that a hobby would be helpful.

Speaker 9 (58:06):
Little did I know she and my son have been
seeing each other for over a year. He's been living
with her for a while, and he won't tell me
how or why it all happened. He came to me
last week and said he wanted to tell me something,
But before he told me, he said there is nothing
I can do about it. He told me that I

(58:26):
shouldn't be upset with my friend because age doesn't matter,
and he called her his soulmates, the candy lady that
I know has had over a hundred soulmates over the years.

Speaker 1 (58:38):
I don't want my son with this old hefa.

Speaker 9 (58:41):
Is there anything I can do to break up my
son and the candy lady?

Speaker 1 (58:45):
Wow?

Speaker 9 (58:47):
First of all, I mean this is one of those,
you know, ultimate betrayal type situations, because she knows better
that she's your age. You say you're fifty nine and
she's you know, doing your twenty nine year old son. Yeah,
this she went behind your back. Basically, you know you
guys are supposed to be friends. She knows your son

(59:09):
with off limits. And here's what you know, you already know.
There is nothing you can do about this. I mean,
as a mother, I know you don't want this for
your son. You do not like them together. This woman
is your friend, so you know all her business, and
you don't think she's good enough for your son. You
know what she's been through, all the men, the married

(59:29):
men for eleven years that she was with. All you're
doing is looking out for your son. At this point,
you think she's way too old, as you mentioned in
the letter, for your twenty nine year old son, and
that she has too much baggage. There's nothing wrong with
how you feel. But here's the other thing. They are
both grown. They are both consenting adults. She's I guess,

(59:50):
around fifty nine, he's twenty nine. He never even told
you how this happened or came about, but you know
he was over there and she probably you know, seduced him.
And they want each other right now. That's what they do.
They're grown. Like I said, consenting fore to do whatever
they want, and what they want is each other. They

(01:00:10):
already live together, so basically your hands are tied. He's
been with her for a whole year. Sometimes you just
gotta pray, let it go, give it to God. This
relationship and all that comes with it, good or bad,
is called life experience. For your son. You're trying to
stop that, but you know it's not a lot you
can do at this point. I wish you the best,

(01:00:32):
but I don't see anything you can do at this point.

Speaker 6 (01:00:36):
Steve Well, candid lady, candy lady friend, a little candy boy.

Speaker 1 (01:00:48):
Ah, have.

Speaker 6 (01:00:52):
On take on this letter that is going to shock
all Paul and really just be upsetting to So before
I get into this letter, I want to say that
I personally stand by everything I'm about to say. I
have no reason to apologize. I am not asking you

(01:01:15):
to agree with me. As a matter of fact.

Speaker 2 (01:01:19):
I d C be clear about that. Oh I don't care.

Speaker 9 (01:01:26):
I d C.

Speaker 6 (01:01:28):
I'm gonna create my own emojis online. Yeah, wyd I
got a new one. I d C because I really
be wanting to text that most of the time when
I'm texting. So that's the new one. I d C
stands for I don't care. I wish I'm gonna start
texting it. Save me a lot of texts. All right,
let me tell you that this fifty nine year old mother,

(01:01:48):
these two grown sons, now here's a lot of what
I'm proud of single mothers that raise their children. I
really am, and I think you do a great job.
But I keep telling y'all. You can raise these boys
to be good citizens. You can raise them to be gentlemen.
You can really raise them to be God fearing. You
can raise them to obey the law. You can raise

(01:02:10):
them a lot of ways. You can't make them men.
I don't care what you do. You can't make them men.
The how they decide to be as men. It's gonna
have a lot to do with another man.

Speaker 12 (01:02:22):
Now.

Speaker 2 (01:02:22):
You can instill a.

Speaker 6 (01:02:23):
Lot of the great qualities of a man in him,
but when it's time to be a man, he has
to stand alone. Your oldest son is married, he got
a baby on his way. Your youngest son twenty nine,
he trying to send you to early grade. See you
mad because one of your nears and dearest friends helped
me the most. And my sons love to call her
the candy Lady. She been the candy Lady for a

(01:02:46):
long time. You got the title of this letter, right,
And when I come back, I'm gonna tell you how
much candy the Lady has been passing out and for
how long?

Speaker 2 (01:02:59):
And who all had to cook?

Speaker 1 (01:03:02):
All right?

Speaker 9 (01:03:03):
Hang on, Steve, Part two of your responses coming up
at twenty three minutes after the hour today Strawberry letter,
subject the Candy Lady. We'll get back into it right
after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 8 (01:03:22):
Everybody that's your favorite play cousin Junior.

Speaker 7 (01:03:24):
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but it is so expensive. But have you heard about
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Slash join.

Speaker 9 (01:03:54):
All right, come on, Steve, let's recap today's Strawberry letter.
The subject the candy Lady.

Speaker 6 (01:04:00):
Well, this fifty nine year old woman raised her two sons,
did a great job, instill a lot of values. That
one of her sons is married with a baby on
the way. The oldest son very proud of him. And
then she's having some trouble with the youngest one. He
is twenty nine. He trying to send her to her

(01:04:20):
early grave. He say, well, let's get into this. Then,
she said, when I was raising my boys, I had
a village of strong women to help me that needed
to be a man in there. But no problem. Women
do a great job being mothers and single mothers, and

(01:04:41):
they've done great job raising some boys and some young
men had turned out just fine. But the job of
manhood has to fall squelly on the shoulders of another man.
I can't teach my daughters how to be women. I
don't care how much I talk to him. He's just
too much about it. I don't know. And so it
is with manhood. But you did a good job. Now,

(01:05:04):
one of your nares and Deer's friends helped you the most.
And my son loved to call her the candy Lady
because she always had some kind of candy in her purse.

Speaker 2 (01:05:15):
We'll get into that in a minute. She never had.

Speaker 6 (01:05:17):
Children, never got married, but they never saw her go
through all the men and the drama in her life
up until twenty twenty. Now, this woman, candid Lady, was
in eleven year relationship with this married man. After they
broke up, she was depressed, and I did all I
could to snap out of it.

Speaker 2 (01:05:37):
Now here's what you did. You sent the twenty nine year.

Speaker 6 (01:05:42):
Old boy yours over there to change her locks to
prevent the married man from creeping back into her life.
She called me a few days later after that and
said she was getting her life back on track and
her son was gonna teach you how to play tennis.

Speaker 2 (01:06:00):
I thought that a hobby would be helpful.

Speaker 6 (01:06:03):
Little did I know she and my son have been
seeing each other for over a year. He been living
with her for a while, and he won't even tell
me how while I don't have if.

Speaker 8 (01:06:15):
They do early grade.

Speaker 2 (01:06:19):
Before I finished crying, let me.

Speaker 6 (01:06:20):
Tell you what happened, he went over the Candy lady house.
Candy Lady turned into the cookie Lady. See, you can't
you can't keep passing our candy to grown me. See,

(01:06:42):
it ain't candy for me no more. It's cake, pie cookies.
I like cookies because they He is here to get to.
Now here's your problem. He won't tell me how why
it all happened. So then he came to me last week.

Speaker 2 (01:07:05):
I'm looking at it.

Speaker 6 (01:07:08):
He been living with her for a while, and he
won't tell me why, Oh it all happened.

Speaker 2 (01:07:15):
No, Sureley, you can't stop me.

Speaker 6 (01:07:17):
I'm been knowing this help for my whole life, and
you're trying to help her. I see my son over there,
and help her get herself together and change these locks.
So this bounced, and don't come back up in there,
and then she gonna set up here and just stop
passing our cadd All of a sudden, she got to
give it our cooking over there, and he stupid, he'd
ha got hold of something this hole, that cooking, and

(01:07:38):
now the cooking, and then he don't know what he's doing.
He don't even know what he doing over there. He
came to me last week. He told me he's going
to tell me. I'm trying to tell you the story.
Now it's going to tell me it's but before he
told me, he told me, wasn't nothing lowed to do
about it? I am you gonna come and tell me,

(01:08:00):
And then you gonna tell me, ain't nothing like doing
about why you're telling me? I want to do something
about it. I want to help myself. Go hear about
this old heaver.

Speaker 2 (01:08:11):
And she then put it on him. She don't put
it on me. What that dude, she'll put it All
him is good and all is good is experienced.

Speaker 12 (01:08:19):
Ha.

Speaker 6 (01:08:20):
I know what she did to him. But then he
gonna tell me I should be up saying, you see
me crying, you'll see me crying.

Speaker 1 (01:08:29):
You don't tell me to be.

Speaker 6 (01:08:30):
I'm saying, you'll tell me how to be. Will come
in here and tell me you screwing this whole heaven.
Then I ain't suposed to be all say because he
he gonna tell me. I shouldn't be all saying because
my freeing cause.

Speaker 2 (01:08:43):
Age don't matter.

Speaker 6 (01:08:46):
This old helpful And if you talking about age don't matter.

Speaker 2 (01:08:50):
She thirty years older than you.

Speaker 6 (01:08:55):
I know girl, Well, she don't want no kids, She
can't no kid, she can't have no red.

Speaker 2 (01:09:00):
She could have some medicare what she can have and
then and then.

Speaker 6 (01:09:07):
He gonna call her his soul mate. I want to
just say, you're stupid, basted. This candle lady that I
know that had one hundred soul mates over the year.
She have screwed all these man and now you just
one of them.

Speaker 2 (01:09:20):
Now you a hundred and one. You lack a puppy.
Now you're wanted a one hundred and one. Damnation.

Speaker 8 (01:09:29):
I don't mean I don't want myself over there.

Speaker 9 (01:09:31):
The old help.

Speaker 2 (01:09:32):
He said, anything I can do to break up my
Saturday can lady?

Speaker 6 (01:09:36):
Yes, there is something you can do. And I want
to tell you, and I beg to different that there's
nothing you can do, kidd is, And I'm gonna let
the letter close out. You gonna have to go over
there and jump on them. Thank you all for listening

(01:09:59):
up as that's.

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Y'all know how to fight still be friends. We're sixty.

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We used to do that all the time you're listening.
You took the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (01:10:18):
Everybody that's your favorite play cousin junr and you know what,
I love having cookouts in the summertime. But it is
so expensive. But have you heard about what Sam's Club
is doing though? With locked in Summer Value until July
twenty second, prices are held over on one thousand items,
from paper plates, the trash bags, the sunscreens, to ice cream,
even apple pie. It's a no brainer to join Sam's
Club because locked in Summer Value can.

Speaker 1 (01:10:38):
Help you save on all the things you need.

Speaker 8 (01:10:40):
To have a great summer. I plan on joining. I
think you should too.

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today at samsclub dot com slash join.

Speaker 9 (01:10:50):
All right, so Junior's here today with this is a
comedy segment you called Junior Win?

Speaker 1 (01:10:55):
Did what's that about? And did Win? Did you know?

Speaker 7 (01:10:57):
We've been saying a lot of things that been happening,
but you just don't know when it started, Like, for example,
when did kids getting luckish?

Speaker 8 (01:11:07):
You ever go to that port and see this little
pat in front of you?

Speaker 7 (01:11:10):
When did all my draws was in the same luggage
with my grandmother.

Speaker 8 (01:11:15):
My crawls is gonna get to Brazil? When did kids
get luckied?

Speaker 7 (01:11:21):
I don't know when it started? Where did people start
wearing house shoes everywhere? I'm at church, somebody stepped out
their house shoes to get to the altar.

Speaker 8 (01:11:33):
And now when you leave your shoes out here in church.

Speaker 1 (01:11:35):
Like that, When did it happen?

Speaker 5 (01:11:40):
Like?

Speaker 8 (01:11:41):
When did vegans get so outspoken?

Speaker 7 (01:11:45):
You ain't never know who the hell was a vegan
that upset by everything you can't eat?

Speaker 8 (01:11:50):
That it had a mother?

Speaker 1 (01:11:52):
I don't care.

Speaker 8 (01:11:56):
Vegans?

Speaker 1 (01:11:57):
Is I mean?

Speaker 8 (01:11:57):
When did all this stuff start speaking? When did we
just never mind just wearing ripped jeans?

Speaker 7 (01:12:04):
Remember used to get your yeah, everybody jeans toe?

Speaker 1 (01:12:08):
Oh yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:12:08):
Why am I looking at Dwayne's draws? Just when did
that start?

Speaker 12 (01:12:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:12:15):
We just don't know when it happened. When people used
to borrow money? Now they cash happens?

Speaker 8 (01:12:21):
Yeah, for dinner, he didn't ask, Remember I can our?
Borrow was important?

Speaker 1 (01:12:26):
They don't do that, no more, they don't do none
of that.

Speaker 7 (01:12:28):
When did big guys just start showing their stomach with
no results?

Speaker 8 (01:12:31):
You know they don't, they don't.

Speaker 7 (01:12:32):
Care, no remorse. They just the stomach just out matter
of fact? When did women just start wearing their stomachs hot?

Speaker 8 (01:12:40):
When did all of this happen? When when did white
kids get comfortable with saying the N word? To black kids.
When did that start? When did we start knocking our kids?
When did that stop?

Speaker 12 (01:12:52):
Now?

Speaker 8 (01:12:52):
Cause my nephew is sitting up here.

Speaker 7 (01:12:54):
Making f's at school and we ain't been in school
a week. When did this start? Just when did it happen?
But we just don't know.

Speaker 8 (01:13:01):
We have to figure out when did that happened?

Speaker 12 (01:13:03):
That's what.

Speaker 7 (01:13:04):
When Jerry, we just started thinking about it. This stuff,
stuff change, it's no no, when did it happen? Wow,
I'll tell you another profile. Okay, here's one that that
everybody knows. This something that we don't even know when
this started?

Speaker 12 (01:13:19):
Well?

Speaker 8 (01:13:19):
Remember when when did wear a jogging suit?

Speaker 2 (01:13:21):
Member?

Speaker 7 (01:13:22):
When when it meant you was going jogging? Now people
wearing jogging suits ain't jogging.

Speaker 1 (01:13:27):
No way you talking about me.

Speaker 7 (01:13:31):
That used to mean something you got on a jogging suit.

Speaker 8 (01:13:35):
I can assume yup, was going.

Speaker 7 (01:13:36):
Job now now now now to drive throughs, you ain't
doing nothing.

Speaker 8 (01:13:42):
We're walking in it, sleeping right now.

Speaker 13 (01:13:45):
I'm just work now.

Speaker 8 (01:13:48):
I'm in one right now.

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Smith.

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Hey, this is con You have no idea what it is.

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This is Carlos Miller and this may or may not
be the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:14:03):

Speaker 9 (01:14:09):
All right, So, Junior, it's summertime and you have some
important side piece rules you gotta know and.

Speaker 7 (01:14:14):
Follow absolutely, shirt. It's that time of years. Yeah, and
it's gonna happen.

Speaker 6 (01:14:19):
I'm gonna be the voice of reason here. So yes,
I see something wrong with this rule. I'm gonna have
to tighten you up.

Speaker 7 (01:14:25):
Okay, that's fine, but there ain't nothing wrong with these
rules because this goes gonna happen.

Speaker 2 (01:14:29):
Here we go.

Speaker 8 (01:14:29):
First rule number one, don't fall in love.

Speaker 2 (01:14:35):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (01:14:36):
See what that means is fall in love with your
side piece could mess up the relationship. You just need
to know what this is. It's just six, that's all
we do. It's man, This.

Speaker 8 (01:14:49):
Ain't no boys to me in love. This ain't no
Brian big Knight.

Speaker 7 (01:14:52):
This is Tupac how you want it?

Speaker 6 (01:14:55):
Yeah? What see if you're agreed, that's the way it's
supposed to work.

Speaker 2 (01:15:04):
But god much who that can happen? Yeah, that is
what it is. And the beginning, but oh.

Speaker 13 (01:15:13):
My goodness, fall hard as hell go ahead, Jim, all right,
here we go up.

Speaker 8 (01:15:21):
Number two. Being a side piece.

Speaker 7 (01:15:24):
Means keeping your expectations in check. Okay, Yes, I'm going
on family vacation with my family, but I will only
be there when I'm not needed at the house. Means
don't don't worry about what we're going. I'll be back.
I can't be there every day. I can only be
there the day that she I'm not needed at the house.

Speaker 2 (01:15:45):
And no, you cannot go on the family.

Speaker 8 (01:15:51):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (01:15:52):
Rule number three, and this is important. You got to
be under cover. That means you must communicate and meet
up with me without anyone else knowing. You need to
act like you in a spy movie. This James Bond
were doing. Yes, we're a spy movie.

Speaker 8 (01:16:11):
That record.

Speaker 7 (01:16:12):
Don't look at me since signals okay, use your hands,
since I know what that means. I'll be in the back.
I know what I know where back at. You can't
just stead he talk to me di record?

Speaker 8 (01:16:23):
Am I right?

Speaker 12 (01:16:23):
Record?

Speaker 2 (01:16:24):
That's a very.

Speaker 7 (01:16:31):
Okay, Yeah, you're going know this is very important. You
got to know the risks when you're getting involved with me. Okay,
it's just about you and me. It's about you, me
and her. Okay, think about everyone when you make a move.

Speaker 8 (01:16:50):
You have to know how you have.

Speaker 2 (01:16:52):
You have to consider her too.

Speaker 1 (01:16:54):
Yes, oh really that's consider her.

Speaker 7 (01:16:59):
Yes, know her work schedule, no time she gets home,
know what time she called that way you know, But
not to say nothing.

Speaker 8 (01:17:09):
This is important. You have to know the risk for this.

Speaker 1 (01:17:13):
Yes, it's crazy, but now this is a big one.

Speaker 7 (01:17:16):
And this is the one y'all like to do because
when you see it, you confront and all this stuff.
But then what you need to understand. I don't care
who you talking to, even if it's my own mama. Okay,
never talk and never admit to anything. If there's some
drama things about to get crazy, let me handle it.

Speaker 1 (01:17:33):
And let me do all the talking, all the lying.

Speaker 8 (01:17:38):
Right, Absolutely, go ahead.

Speaker 2 (01:17:40):
I'm in charge of all lies.

Speaker 1 (01:17:45):
Leave it to the experts.

Speaker 12 (01:17:47):
Right.

Speaker 1 (01:17:47):
Yeah, and here the last one, the last one. This
is very important.

Speaker 8 (01:17:52):
You said, all of us very fun they are.

Speaker 7 (01:17:54):
If we're gonna make this work, call it. They all
got to be important. Okay, and I mean this. No
social media, lord, no, there will be no selfies. There
will be none. Don't take pictures of us just showing
us holding hands. Don't take no pictures of us, our clothes.
Don't tag me and none of these picture and definitely
don't get in.

Speaker 1 (01:18:13):
My d ms.

Speaker 7 (01:18:15):
Nothing, no TikTok, no, no snapchat, no faith book, Twitter
no nothing, no notes, no text, nothing, no social media nothing.

Speaker 8 (01:18:24):
This don't even exist.

Speaker 7 (01:18:26):
Yeah, okay, and those are your route for the side
piece hook up this morning up?

Speaker 1 (01:18:31):
Would you?

Speaker 12 (01:18:32):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (01:18:34):
Well, I don't.

Speaker 6 (01:18:35):
I don't post nothing, and if you did post, I
wouldn't know nothing about it.

Speaker 1 (01:18:46):
Thank you.

Speaker 9 (01:18:46):
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called for help from the sheriff's office and a neighbor
who raises alligators. The sheriff's office, along with a gator handler,
captured the gator and eventually released it into the nearby river.
But the gator didn't go peacefully. It put up a fight.
It tossed patio furniture all over the porch. Experts say,

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if you find yourself in this position, you've encounter an
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as you can, don't zigzag and all of that. And
if an alligator grabs you, fight and go for its eyes,
its nose, or throat, which are its most sensitive areas.

Speaker 13 (01:19:59):
What yeah, whats Jr?

Speaker 6 (01:20:05):
Dragging you off the break into the water. I'm supposed
to grab his.

Speaker 1 (01:20:09):
What now his eyes?

Speaker 6 (01:20:13):
Try to grab one of them roots on that tree.

Speaker 1 (01:20:19):
I cannot see this happening. Listen to anyone I know?

Speaker 2 (01:20:23):
All this alligator fighting taking it you.

Speaker 6 (01:20:28):
When you run into a bed, you better zig zag
because they don't change directions.

Speaker 2 (01:20:33):
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Speaker 1 (01:20:36):
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Speaker 2 (01:20:39):
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Speaker 9 (01:21:19):
All right, guys, it is time for would you rather
for today?

Speaker 1 (01:21:23):
Would you rather now think about this?

Speaker 9 (01:21:25):
Would you rather receive the Nobel Peace Prize or would
you rather get an Oscar?

Speaker 2 (01:21:34):
Hmm?

Speaker 7 (01:21:35):
I'm gonna go with Nobel Peace Prize because they fighting
at the Oscars.

Speaker 2 (01:21:38):
I'm not slash.

Speaker 1 (01:21:40):
Lots of people run up your slash when you win
about peace.

Speaker 2 (01:21:45):
I'd love to get the Nobel Peace Prizes to mean
more to me.

Speaker 6 (01:21:49):
Yeah, person, Because you know it's it's it's an award.
It's a reward, verse an award. It's a reward for
hard work. Oscars is an award.

Speaker 2 (01:22:09):
Okay, Okay.

Speaker 6 (01:22:12):
You know something you get a reward for you accomplish something,
you receive benefit of something you've done, and award they
just give you something. It's usually a group of people
or something like that. It ain't got to be unanimous
and all like that. So I'm about the Noble Peace Prize.

Speaker 9 (01:22:28):
Okay, all right, would you rather starve for a week,
starve for a.

Speaker 1 (01:22:35):
Week, or go to jail for a day.

Speaker 2 (01:22:39):
Oh, I'm going to jail, Going to jail?

Speaker 14 (01:22:41):
Really?

Speaker 2 (01:22:42):
Hell yeah? Hell before.

Speaker 6 (01:22:46):
They feed you and there they gonna like it. So
we're not gonna say it'll be a star for a week.

Speaker 2 (01:22:51):
Man, you know the shake. You're gonna be and go
down here and do this jail time.

Speaker 12 (01:22:56):
Jokes.

Speaker 6 (01:22:57):
Make a couple of big friends and stuff. I know how,
talk to hood man. I'll be in there, motivating, encouraging, having.

Speaker 2 (01:23:06):
The dog.

Speaker 6 (01:23:06):
I ain't even gonna be sleep. I'm gonna stay up
the whole time. Back to the wall, just ad, it's
just to day. I'm not gonna I'm going to jail.
Steve Harvey, what up, y'all?

Speaker 1 (01:23:18):
It's going about a week in jail.

Speaker 6 (01:23:21):
A week in jail or a week of starving. When
you say starving, what do you.

Speaker 1 (01:23:25):
Mean start no food, no food, no food?

Speaker 6 (01:23:29):
No oh no, no, no, no, I'm going to jail.
You ain't gonna you ain't gonna be able to do that. Okay, Yeah,
at least I can accomplish something in jail. I'm gonna
be I gonna be stealing. I had to be so
quiet for that week of starving laying in the hospital.

Speaker 3 (01:23:47):
Week.

Speaker 1 (01:23:49):
All right, all right, moving on?

Speaker 9 (01:23:51):
Would you rather use sand paper as toilet paper?

Speaker 1 (01:23:56):
Or use vinegar? As I dropped?

Speaker 6 (01:24:00):
Use that sadpaper for toilet paper. I'm just gonna flip
that other side over. You ain't putting that vinegar in
my eyes. That ain't what you shouldn't do. I can't
go blind. Yeah, you can rate that sad paper straight
across my if you're not putting that vernica in my eye.
I can deal with that right there. I've cut my
butt before. I've done it, man, more than once, Sherry, yeahright, gonna.

Speaker 2 (01:24:26):
Do is put this vinegar in my eye.

Speaker 1 (01:24:28):
Today's version of would you rather?

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Speaker 9 (01:25:29):
All right, here we are, guys, our last break of
the day on this Friday.

Speaker 1 (01:25:33):
It is Friday. Thank you lord, all of that.

Speaker 6 (01:25:39):
Yeah, oh yeah, hey, you know, you know I've been
opening this show lately and I've been talking about the tood.
I call it the tube, you know, because you know
sometimes you get accused of Hey, you know you need
to watch your tube now. You know, your tude is
too strong with me. And I've been opening the show

(01:26:02):
talking about the tude. But the tude. I really was
thinking about it after I did it this morning. I said,
you know what, man, that really make you know sense?
You know, it's the three tudes that can change your life.
And the three tudes are this if you start your

(01:26:23):
day with gratitude, that showing gratitude will immediately immediately affect
your attitude. And once your attitude has been properly adjusted
and affected, those two things will start to direct change

(01:26:52):
your altitude.

Speaker 2 (01:26:55):
So twud, when I say the tudes, you know, get
your tu together.

Speaker 6 (01:27:00):
It's really really a motivating thing, man, And I just
stumbled on it. Gratitude, attitude, altitude, And that's really, man,
the three things man, that can really change your life
because gratitude is such a major principle of success that's

(01:27:22):
oftentimes overlooked.

Speaker 2 (01:27:24):
And what I mean.

Speaker 6 (01:27:24):
By that is it's not it's not a theory that
successful people came up with. It's a scripture. I don't
know which one it is, but it is a scripture.
I'm pretty sure SUREY could find it. When it talks about,
you know, giving thanks. You know, the more grateful you are,
the more things God will give you to be grateful for.
There's a scripture applied to that. But it's when you

(01:27:47):
come to God in prayer. You open up your prayer
with thanks. That's the proper way to pray, to open
up by saying thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:27:58):
You know what I mean. But it only makes common sense.

Speaker 6 (01:28:00):
I mean, you think about it, you know, instead of
always walking in the door asking somebody for something.

Speaker 2 (01:28:06):
Hello, how you doing? You know, I really appreciate you man.

Speaker 6 (01:28:09):
You've been very kind to my family and uh, and
I don't mean to be you know, step on your
toes anything, but you've done so much for us.

Speaker 2 (01:28:18):
I need one more favor.

Speaker 6 (01:28:20):
That's a better way to walk in the door, to
just walk in the door and go, hey, what's up?

Speaker 2 (01:28:24):
Man? Hey, look man, can I get a hundred?

Speaker 11 (01:28:26):
Well?

Speaker 6 (01:28:27):
Wait a minute, man, can you get a hundred? Just
like that with no hay, how you doing? Sorry about you?
Give me something? But when you go to God, if
you start your prayer with gratitude, it's to acknowledge the
fact that you already recognized that you have been sending
some grace and some mercy in your life that you

(01:28:47):
may not really even be deserving of, because that's what
grace is. Grace is God's unmerited favor, and what it
means by that is unmerited means you can't earn it.
You can't do anything to get it. Grace is given
out freely, without cause, purpose or justification. When God gives

(01:29:11):
you grace, He just give it to you and you
can pass judgment all you want. I know you probably
think is a lot of people that don't deserve grace,
but you ain't the one that has the ability to
pass it out. And I thank God for that, because
if people determine who got grace, we probably wouldn't get
none at all.

Speaker 2 (01:29:26):
But God is to give of grace.

Speaker 6 (01:29:29):
And God's grace is his unmerited favor to us when
He does things for us.

Speaker 2 (01:29:37):
That we don't even deserve.

Speaker 6 (01:29:40):
And that's why you hear old people say all I
want is a little more grace because they understand how
powerful it is.

Speaker 2 (01:29:48):
I wish you could purchase grace. I would take any
extra that I have and buy its.

Speaker 6 (01:29:55):
Matter of fact, I would take all that I have
to buy grace because such a beneficiary of grace man,
because it's unexplainable how good God has been to me.
And I can only tell you that I know a
lot of what God does to me is simply because
I have the good sense to show gratitude. I have

(01:30:18):
enough sense to thank Him all the time for what
He's done for me. And now millions and millions of
people who do the same thing, and they have the
life to show for it. This life I'm talking about
is not in terms of money. It's often just times
in terms of quality of life. Because let me tell
you something, I know a lot of people with money

(01:30:38):
ain't happy at all. But I'm just talking about quality
of life. Having family, some friends, having relationships, being able
to work, be happy, enjoying yourself. All of this is possible.
But grace is everything, man, it really really is. And

(01:30:58):
to get it, I think the only thing I can
attest to mine is that he knows I'm grateful. And
I will occasionally tell people about what he's done for me.
I'm a living witness to that. I'm a living witness
to his grace, his mercy, and his forgiveness because he did.
If he hasn't forgiven me several times, I've been using though,

(01:31:22):
I've been used up my third opportunity. If I was
a cat, I've done my nine lives over and over
and over. He's He's forgiven me thousands and thousands of times.
And that's just grace, and that's mercy, and that's favor.
But it starts with gratitude. If you change your gratitude,

(01:31:42):
it affects your attitude. And once your attitude is affected,
it changes your altitude. Those are the tudes we're working
on today, y'all. Have a great day, have great We
can't talk to God, he'd loved to hear from you.

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