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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today show is pre recorded, y'all know what time.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Y'all don't know y'all baby.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
At all, So.

Speaker 4 (00:12):
Don't given them.

Speaker 5 (00:13):
Black the million bus busy.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
Yeah, listening to show.

Speaker 6 (00:38):
I want to joy joy.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
You know you love you.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
Turn.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
I got to turn the mouth.

Speaker 6 (01:42):
Turn you probably got to turn the mouth, turn the mouth,
water the money up.

Speaker 4 (01:55):
Come come on you.

Speaker 7 (02:00):
Uh huh, I sure will. Good morning everybody. You all
listening to the voice, come on dig me now, one
and only Steve Harvey got a radio show. Man, oh man,
oh man, God been good to me.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
Man. I can't explain it all really, Hey, you know,
I want I want to remind everybody of something that
I need reminding of myself all the time. And I'm
I'm dealing with a couple of things now and I
had to remind myself. You know what I have to remember.
I have to constantly remind myself to stay in constant

(02:37):
communication with God. Constant communication with God.

Speaker 8 (02:43):
You know.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
Sometimes you know, I have a tendency and maybe we
do all this people I don't know, but I know
for me that when it's going okay, I slack up
in sometimes having conversations with Him because I'm not coming
to him on a daily with something that's pressing or something,
and I find myself slacking up in the communication. The

(03:05):
danger I have learned in that is this, I think,
you know. I mean we've all heard old people say,
you know, you got to stay prayed up, you know,
and you know prayed up means you know you got
some stowed up. You just got an abundance of them
where you're putting it in. Because what happens is is

(03:26):
when you're not in constant communication with God, when you're
not constantly praying, doing those good times, that allows for
the enemy to slip in and do the little things
that can be upsetting. And then the next thing, you
know what, you get several little things in a row.
Now you got an issue you're dealing with. You know.

(03:48):
I have to remind myself when it's going like that, Man,
have I really been praying though? Have I really been
in constant communication with God? Because you know, that helps
God against that little bitty stuff coming in. Sometimes it's
big stuff, sometimes it's major stuff. But I've noticed, man,
that when I get on a more of a smooth

(04:09):
plane in life, I have a tendency to slack up
in that department, and that ain't the time to slack up.
I'm really learning that I have to stay in constant
communication with God because it enables me to ward off
those little things coming up that can get in the way.

(04:29):
And so I just wanted to make you aware of
that as I'm learning it myself, that staying prayed up
is important that you try to stop prayers, you know,
you try to you know, have some prayers in the bank,
so to speak, and just constant communication with Him because
it'll just safeguard you against a lot of stuff back
doing you. You know, I just wanted to make sure

(04:51):
you understood that because on your journey, it's gonna be
many obstacles. I've said this one hundred times on the show.
The Road to Success always under construction. I say that
all the time, and it's to let you understand that
it's not going to be easy, but we can make
it more difficult than it has to be, you know,

(05:14):
when you go out strike out on the journey. You know,
let's say I got in my car. Let's say I'm
in New York and I get in my car and
I say I'm going to LA. I know, if I
drive west and continue to drive west, eventually I should
get to California, or I may wind up in Portland

(05:38):
or Seattle or something like that. But if I drive west,
I'm going to eventually get to the West coast. Now
wouldn't it be smarter though? If I mapped out the route,
which saved me a bunch of driving, I don't need

(05:58):
and figuring that OU don't have to calculate when you
know the way to go. You know, if you know
you want to cut cross on the twenty, or you
want to cut cross on the seventy, or you want
to cut cross on the tin, you know you got

(06:19):
to devise a route. Now, if I want to go
visit some people I know, then I know I got
to I need to go down. You know. I might
go through Ohio, come down on the eighty, then get
on seventy one and take that all the way down
to the ten and then ride across. Or I might
take it to the twenty, cut through Texas and then
and then let it link back up on the ten.
I know a lot of different ways, but guess what

(06:41):
the best way is to map it out. You can
go anywhere, but if you go with a map, it's
more precise you save yourself a lot of time. And
that's what prayer has taught me that when I will entify,
continuously pray that I stay in the in the in
the I stay in a prepared mode, I have more

(07:03):
idea of where I'm going. I'm more secure with my route.
If you just take off driving heading west. Yeah, you'll
eventually get to the west coast if you out east.
But guess what though, had you mapped it out, you
can see when you veering off, you may stop, come
out and not be paying attention. Next thing, you know,
you're on a route and you go on another way.

(07:24):
You're going north when you could easily still be going west.
You've got to constantly be aware of that. And I'm
just pointing that out to you because I know that
on your journey, a lot of times you get sidetracked.
And part of the ways we get sidetracked is we
lose out on that very the very beneficial resource of prayer.
We lose out. Our connection with God gets strained. The

(07:48):
thicker you can keep the cord connected to God. If
you thin out your communication with God, and instead of
having a big thick cable, now you're dealing with a
little threat. You know, a cable is stronger than thread,
and so it just decreases your opportunity. And so you know,

(08:09):
I wanted to just make you aware of that, and uh,
you know, to ever be encouraged to say to everybody
out there and just keep your head up. It is
going to be dark days for you. There are going
to be situations where it's going to be daunting and
hard to face. But man, oh man, oh man, everybody
has to face these challenges. Everybody get dark sometimes. You know, look,

(08:32):
if you didn't lose, if you didn't lose, you wouldn't
even appreciate winning because if it all went your weight
all the time. Do you know how complacent and content
and how easy life would be if it just went
your way all the time. So when it kept going

(08:53):
your way, you wouldn't even appreciate it because guess what,
it's been going this way the whole time. So what
life does is it has checks and balances. These hard
times are coming, and you need the hard times to
appreciate the good times. You need the clouds and you
need the rain to appreciate the sun and the flowers.

(09:14):
It's just when it comes to prayer, though, just stay
prayed up, stay constant with it, because the challenges of
life are coming, whether you prayed up or not, they're coming.
Understand that you could pray every day all day. When
you get through praying every day all day, something's gonna
happen to you. That's gonna be challenging. Now. I would

(09:37):
rather have been in communication with God on a regular
than wait till every time something pop off to have
to go to and reintroduce myself. Okay, was over a
little around the board with it today, but that's how
it came to me. So that is I ain't mad
at it. Y'all have a great day. We're gonna have
a good one the day. Let's going show, ladies and gentlemen.

(10:03):
I believe you know what time it is. Again, I'm
almost certain you do. I think you realize what I'm
about to say. So I'm going to assume, even though
we know what happens when you assume that you've already
said thank you, that you've already expressed your sincere gratitude
to your heavenly Father for this wonderful blessing, this opportunity

(10:27):
to yet still be alive, to get another shot, another chance,
another opportunity, another crack at it, another expectation of great
life today. Man, I live in that right there. I
tell you, I tell you I do. I just you know,
somebody said, well, what all did you accomplish today? Well,

(10:49):
waking up is major. That's a major accomplishment. If you
can start with that one, I'm telling you who, that's
pretty good. And then I got currently aware of the
presence and the fact that He is with me at
all times. And whether I think I've accomplished anything towards

(11:11):
the goals or not, it doesn't matter because I realize
that God is working on my behalf behind the scenes,
doing things I don't even know about, and I expect
for all that stuff to come to fruition. So that's
my day. That's how I started it. Welcome to the Ride,
Steve Harvey, Morney Show, Shirley Strawberry, Colin Frail, Mississippi, Monica Junior,

(11:33):
the legend that is Nephew Tommy Junior, y'ard what's going
on with your man?

Speaker 9 (11:38):
And you know what, I want to commend Joon that
for saying today, because I got some aspirations. I think
I'm finna start doing something different now. Uncle Finland. I'm
finnah going to acting. I'm finna going to acting. I'm
finna go on acting. Okay, I really want to cause
after all the two B movies, I don't watch it.

Speaker 3 (11:57):
I can do it. I can do them.

Speaker 9 (12:00):
I damn nigga a Oskar a Tooby movie. They have
encouraged me to go ahead start that because.

Speaker 3 (12:06):
You know what, if they doing it, I know I.

Speaker 2 (12:09):
Can do it.

Speaker 3 (12:10):
I mean they have the same acting coach.

Speaker 10 (12:13):
You can do it.

Speaker 2 (12:14):
I think that's gonna ask you where this came from?
A forty something.

Speaker 9 (12:19):
Because the actors in the movie is forty something. You
should see these movies. I saw a movie called Stuck
on red Man.

Speaker 3 (12:26):
Let me tell you something. Who what you gotta see this?

Speaker 9 (12:28):
Look, they ain't got the same shirt and the same scene,
but they're saying the same mind in the same scene,
in the same.

Speaker 3 (12:33):
Room with different dough every time. And I said, I
can be in this. I ain't gonna have no training.

Speaker 9 (12:41):
So that when you said I expected to come fruition,
I expected to be the Tooby movie tomorrow.

Speaker 10 (12:52):
They're good.

Speaker 2 (12:53):
Yeah, I know it's gonna throw you off. Probably gonna
believe this, Uh huh, I do know I have no idea.
You're talking about.

Speaker 3 (13:04):
What what see you.

Speaker 4 (13:08):
A movie?

Speaker 3 (13:08):
Uh? Oh, I'm gonna send you a movie.

Speaker 1 (13:10):
Don't watch, please watch.

Speaker 3 (13:12):
We just watch it on Please give it to me.

Speaker 2 (13:15):
Toby movie.

Speaker 11 (13:17):
Yeah, Tooby's the network network.

Speaker 3 (13:21):
Ooh, well on the Black Cinema.

Speaker 1 (13:23):
God, you leave me, you will love them.

Speaker 3 (13:31):
All right, it's gonna be a fruition.

Speaker 1 (13:34):
You're gonna get the Academy Award to coming.

Speaker 11 (13:37):
Up in thirty two minutes after the hour, we'll hear
from the net the nephew is he runs that prank
back right after this. You're listening hard Morning show. It
is time now to run that prank back with the nephew. Nephew,
what you got for us?

Speaker 8 (13:51):
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Speaker 12 (14:11):
Hello.

Speaker 8 (14:12):
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We understand that you're having a few problems and want
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(14:33):
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Speaker 2 (14:34):
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Speaker 12 (14:35):
Who is it?

Speaker 2 (14:37):
We are with Wife Correctional Services, sir. W CS.

Speaker 8 (14:41):
What it is is we take your wives for a
couple of weeks and we reprogram them so that it's
of course you have to sign a waiver contract, but
we take your wife and we reprogram them so that
they will act in a fashion of what you want
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Speaker 12 (14:54):
Oh, okay, okay, whatever.

Speaker 8 (14:57):
See, sir, What it is that we've gotten some We've
gotten some report shorts that you've been having some problems
with with your particular wife.

Speaker 4 (15:04):
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Speaker 2 (15:07):
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Speaker 8 (15:11):
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Speaker 2 (15:17):
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Speaker 8 (15:19):
I can ask you questions because we've been notified that
this is probably a service that you would probably want. Now,
has your wife ever snapped on you in public?

Speaker 12 (15:29):
And snapped on me. I mean what I mean, she
my wife ain't crazy. She don't just snap on me.
She might, you know, try to check me, say something.
You know what I'm saying. She ain't just gonna snap
on me in public.

Speaker 8 (15:40):
So your wife your So your wife has tried to
check you, is what you're saying.

Speaker 12 (15:44):
Not check me per se. I mean she might she
might not like something I'm doing and might say something
about it.

Speaker 8 (15:49):
But so basically your wife is not in her place
where she needs to be hold on.

Speaker 12 (15:55):
I mean what you mean in a play, I mean
she might say something, you know. I mean, I might
be doing something boy, you know, might be with my
boys and might get out of control a little bit.
She might just say something at the time, but she
don't just try to all out check nobody. You know
what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (16:08):
Okay, okay, okay, I'll tell you what. Let me ask
you this one.

Speaker 8 (16:10):
Have you ever just had some plans with your guys,
were gonna go out, and had to change your plans
because your wife.

Speaker 12 (16:17):
Well, I mean if if like I'm just coming by
hanging out and I ain't let her know or something,
she might you know, be like, well, baby already had
plans you know, can you stay home with the boys
or something. But I mean, I mean nothing on the regular.
You know, I usually do what I want to do.

Speaker 2 (16:31):
It seems like denial.

Speaker 8 (16:33):
Okay, here's another one, sir, Well, no, just listen.

Speaker 2 (16:36):
Hear me out. Now, let me ask you this has
your wife.

Speaker 8 (16:40):
Let's say, back when Michael Jordan was playing basketball, did
you ever miss a playoff game on television because your
wife wanted to watch something else?

Speaker 12 (16:47):
No, I mean we got two TVs in my house. Man,
I wish Now, I don't even get down. I mean
I might have to watch a little TV, but I
mean I usually watch it on the big show.

Speaker 4 (16:57):
Basically.

Speaker 8 (16:57):
Yeah, but but you doing you've been pushed to watching
the smaller television.

Speaker 12 (17:02):
No, I wouldn't push to do nothing.

Speaker 4 (17:03):
Man.

Speaker 12 (17:03):
What I'm trying to tell to you is, I mean
we compromised. We do fifty fifty in my house. I mean,
she might get the big TV to watch her stories
or something, and I just had to go watch the
little TV and little TV. Dude, go out of every once.

Speaker 2 (17:15):
See there we go.

Speaker 12 (17:16):
So with that, I'm going with that.

Speaker 2 (17:18):
You're with that. So you're with that. You're actually the
one that's programmed.

Speaker 12 (17:22):
And you ain't nothing wrong with my wife, ain't nothing
wrong with my family?

Speaker 2 (17:26):
You know what I'm I understand.

Speaker 8 (17:27):
Well, let me the reason why I'm asking you these
particular questions is because someone has actually let me know
the problems that are at hand in your household.

Speaker 2 (17:36):
Let me ask you.

Speaker 8 (17:36):
I got one question for you. Here's what I want
to ask you. Has your wife ever cussed you out
at a family cookout?

Speaker 4 (17:43):
Man?

Speaker 12 (17:43):
Hold on, man, you know what you're getting a little
personal man.

Speaker 2 (17:47):
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of you.

Speaker 2 (17:55):
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Speaker 12 (17:58):
I mean, don't make me be anything. Don't don't start
calling me trying to get you know, referrals or clientele
or whatever it is you're trying to do. Man, don't
calm me with this nonsense.

Speaker 8 (18:08):
Partner, And I completely understand that w C S Sir,
is here to benefit you.

Speaker 12 (18:13):
It's no benefit to me, man, getting I'll look at
my personal business wondering what's going on in my household.

Speaker 8 (18:19):
Okay, Well, last thing I want to ask you, and
this is the last question I have for you.

Speaker 12 (18:23):
Make this the last straight.

Speaker 8 (18:25):
Up Okay, have you do you do you buy your
own clothes or does she buy.

Speaker 12 (18:30):
The to you know what? Man? This mat you whatever
coming this is? Dog, don't call me now no more?
And whoever put you up to this, whoever give you
my number? Talking about my wife? Checked me, got me
under control, got me on lock man? You telling him too?
Don't call me no more?

Speaker 2 (18:47):
Are you are you? Are you in denying now?

Speaker 4 (18:51):
Dog?

Speaker 12 (18:51):
Don't call me no more. I'm gonna tell you what.
George Foreman or whatever, Marcus, whoever you are doors form
and marking, Hey, I'm gonna tell you right now. I'm
gonna find out what I'm located. Dog, I'm coming down
there and I'm gonna push them as you're in my personal.

Speaker 8 (19:09):
You're ready to retaliate on me, but you don't want
to retaliate on the problems you have with your wife.

Speaker 12 (19:15):
Retaliation. Man, When I'm saying you you're calling my house,
I'm minding my own and you worrying about whom watching
what TV in my house and my wife taking me
in public? Watch this man, Hey, don look, I'm telling you.

Speaker 2 (19:27):
Don't you want to watch the big television?

Speaker 13 (19:30):
Big TV?

Speaker 12 (19:31):
Man, I'm comfortable with the TV. I got you know
what I'm saying. It's in my room. I come across
the bed, watch whatever I want to whenever I want
to with my partner's dog. Matter of fact, you don't
even to get partners. You call it act.

Speaker 3 (19:46):
You know, dumb what you want to do to me?

Speaker 2 (19:49):
Your wife is already done to you.

Speaker 12 (19:51):
I see you got to damn number block. What's your
phone number? Man, tell me something, tell me where to
find you.

Speaker 2 (19:56):
Why are you in denial?

Speaker 8 (19:59):
I'm gonna tell you need to get your wife checked
in to wipe correctional services so that you can live
a better life.

Speaker 12 (20:07):
Whoever may. Y'all need to get a life, man, Can
I get a life?

Speaker 2 (20:11):
Next?

Speaker 13 (20:12):
Up?

Speaker 12 (20:12):
Calling me? Don for real?

Speaker 2 (20:13):
I understand that. Can I say one more.

Speaker 12 (20:15):
Thing that you say to me?

Speaker 4 (20:17):
Man?

Speaker 12 (20:18):
Straight up?

Speaker 2 (20:18):
Listen to me, sir?

Speaker 4 (20:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (20:19):
What what?

Speaker 8 (20:20):
What's his nephew Timy from the Steve Harvey the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (20:24):
You just got prank by your boy justin.

Speaker 12 (20:29):
You know what I don't know? Hey, hey, hey, okay, y'all.

Speaker 8 (20:39):
Got me, man, what is the baddest radio show in
the land?

Speaker 4 (20:43):
You already know?

Speaker 12 (20:44):
Is you my boy Steve Harvey doing in the morning
on the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (20:48):
Partner, and now you have it.

Speaker 8 (20:50):
Uh, that's that, that's that, that's that stupid this morning.
That's the first teaspoon of stupid.

Speaker 1 (20:55):
All right, coming up next to his ask to.

Speaker 11 (20:57):
See l O you're listening hard morning show coming up
at the top of the hour, and entertainment news. Donald
Trump is ordered to stop using the late Isaac Hayes
hold on, I'm coming song. Master P has been named
the entertainment ambassador for the twenty twenty five Super Bowl,
and O. J. Simpson's cremated remains were made into jewelry

(21:20):
for his children for Okay, that's all coming up at
the top of the hour right now.

Speaker 1 (21:27):
Huh, I'm with you.

Speaker 11 (21:29):
Remain Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll talk about it because
it's time right now for ask the CLO what the
Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey.

Speaker 1 (21:39):
I know, I'm stunned. I'm stunned too.

Speaker 11 (21:41):
This is from Lossandra Colo in White Plains. Lossandra writes,
I found a hotel. I found hotel key cards between
the seats and my husband's car. I emailed the hotel's
accounting office to get a copy of the bill. They
had no record of him being there is there another
way to investigate this before I confront him.

Speaker 2 (22:01):
Well, yes, due to your no, no.

Speaker 1 (22:06):
No confrontation is gonna happen.

Speaker 2 (22:09):
Yeah, you can confront him. But I'm just letting you
right now. Right, I'm gonna let you know something right now.
I already believe him all because you are calling now
with no evidence. What's so helpful?

Speaker 1 (22:33):
Hotel keys are not evidence, sir? Excuse you?

Speaker 2 (22:36):
No, Well, you just called down there and asked for
information and they had none.

Speaker 1 (22:43):
So you go down there and shi of him. There
you go, You.

Speaker 2 (22:53):
Go down there all you want.

Speaker 11 (22:56):
If you were the hotel clerk, what would you say, Steve,
she showed you this.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
You can you don't. I don't care what the hotel
clerk say, but you please. No, the husband has not
been at that hotel and has no idea what you're talking.

Speaker 1 (23:11):
Clean, So we can't see security footage. You can ask
for it.

Speaker 2 (23:17):
There was no crime committee. You are not the police.

Speaker 1 (23:22):
He's missing.

Speaker 2 (23:24):
No, he's not missing. That's his caution out there in
the parking lot. That's on camera too. You're not going
to mess up our customers. He come here all the.

Speaker 11 (23:39):
Time, right, Next question, moving on to Marshawn and Gary.
All Right, Marshawan says, my wife snuck and turned up
my volume. She turned it up really loud on my phone.
I guess she thinks I'm stupid enough to let her
hear my conversations. Would I be wrong to put a
password on my phone? Will it make me look guilty

(24:01):
and create more problems? Come on with this one.

Speaker 2 (24:05):
I don't understand that she snuck and turned up the
volume on her phone.

Speaker 1 (24:10):
On his phone? Yeah, do that mean?

Speaker 2 (24:14):
Does that mean that? Oh? Why he's on the phone top,
It ain't speaker. How you going here?

Speaker 3 (24:20):
If he.

Speaker 1 (24:22):
If it's loud enough, you can hear? Yeah, you can
hear it.

Speaker 2 (24:25):
Oh, so he don't know how to turn it down?

Speaker 1 (24:31):
Well, he says she.

Speaker 11 (24:32):
I guess she thinks I'm stupid enough to let her
hear my conversation. So he must know how to turn
it down.

Speaker 2 (24:38):
Okay, So what's his question?

Speaker 11 (24:40):
What is he wrong to put a password in his phone?
Will it make him look guilty and create more problems
in his marriage?

Speaker 13 (24:48):
No?

Speaker 2 (24:49):
Just leave it alone, dog like right now, she ain't
found nothing. Dog don't don't create, no doubt, don't create.
Now let her cut the volume up that's all I
don't don't you know, you know ladies, you know, Shirley.
When you're asking me these questions, it's always always like

(25:09):
you're trying to learn another way. It ain't no more way.

Speaker 1 (25:12):
Why you been irritated?

Speaker 2 (25:14):
We're trying to get from me, because that's what it is.
You know, you said, looking like, so what could she do? Now?
Y'all stop all this?

Speaker 10 (25:21):
You're right.

Speaker 1 (25:22):
See what I want. What I'm going after is how
would you get out of this? How would you?

Speaker 2 (25:27):
I ain't ain't nothing?

Speaker 1 (25:28):
Not you the man?

Speaker 2 (25:32):
No, no, no, no, see he ain't nothing. You don't have
a pass code. That's off. He ain't found guilty of nothing.
You to turn up the volume, brom If I'm getting
pass code, will I look guilty?

Speaker 4 (25:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (25:46):
Man, just leave it alone. She ain't found nothing, ain't
nothing to high. Okay.

Speaker 1 (25:51):
See that's what I like. Well, yeah, that's what I want.

Speaker 2 (25:54):
All right, nothing, all right, I'm listening.

Speaker 11 (25:58):
So the first two nothing, don't do anything, okay, Freda
and Lilburn says. One of my employees dresses inappropriately. I
told her that business casual attire is fine, but keep
it classy. She reported me for insinuating that she wasn't classy.
Everything she wears is tight, So what do you expect
me to say?

Speaker 10 (26:18):
Was I wrong?

Speaker 2 (26:20):
Well? Why is he talking to her about it?

Speaker 11 (26:23):
For well, this is from a woman Frida, and one
of her employees dresses inappropriately too tight. Her clothes are
too tight, and she's saying it's okay if she's business casual,
but you know, keep it classy. So then the lady
went and reported her to HR.

Speaker 2 (26:39):
Well, see, but ain't that HR's job to talk to
her about. I ain't had a job like that in
a long time. Oh yeah, all the time, Ain't nobody
said a damn thing?

Speaker 1 (26:50):
And you own the company.

Speaker 2 (26:53):
Because you're classic, I'm coming here's sexy all the time,
Ain't nobody said the damn thing? She I don't know,
you know, it's just for us, that's for us, sexy people.

Speaker 1 (27:03):
It's just so hard to get answer for you and
your people.

Speaker 2 (27:07):
You know, you know, we're all we all were doing.
All we doing is exist were just coming to work.

Speaker 1 (27:13):
And it's just.

Speaker 2 (27:18):
Now this lady right here, you know, ain't nobody said
nothing to her? And years, you know, ain't nobody told
her she was cute and she looked fine? But what
she getting mad at is the comments around the office.

Speaker 11 (27:34):
There is such a thing as business attire, professional attire
at work.

Speaker 2 (27:39):
Well, look who talking now? It is, Well, Shelly, we
want to talk about the way you dress.

Speaker 1 (27:49):
We don't have that kind of job.

Speaker 2 (27:53):
We're talking about tight all this. You know, you were
supposed to be beers and quiet and and and I'm
gonna say something that I've heard the other ladies say too.
Every time we go somewhere, Shirley's stomach always out. I
heard him say that. And I don't even be with y'all,
so I know it ain't me talking. So whoop whoop?

Speaker 3 (28:16):
Now what woo do?

Speaker 1 (28:17):
It was out today too? How did you know that
I didn't say it?

Speaker 2 (28:31):
Yes, you did, you said, you said?

Speaker 11 (28:35):
The other woman on this anyway, I'm not on this.

Speaker 1 (28:39):
This is not about me.

Speaker 2 (28:41):
It's about you right now. That's exactly who this is about.

Speaker 1 (28:47):
I don't wear them to work.

Speaker 12 (28:49):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (28:50):
Coming up at the top of the hour, Thank you, Clo.

Speaker 11 (28:53):
Coming up at the top of the hour, We'll have
some entertainment news for you right after this.

Speaker 10 (28:58):
You're listening Morning show.

Speaker 11 (29:03):
The Trump campaign has been ordered to stop using the
song hold on, I'm coming after a federal judge in
Atlanta ruled in favor of the late Isaac Hayes estate.
This is in response to an emergency injunction filed by
Hayes's estate to prevent Trump's campaign. We're playing the song
campaign events without proper authorization. Trump's attorney addressed the media, saying, quote,

(29:26):
the campaign has no interest in annoying or hurting anyone,
and if the Hayes family feels it hurts or annoys them,
that's fine. We're not going to force the issue. The
song hold On I'm Coming, of course, was co written
by I think Trump went back to playing y m.

Speaker 5 (29:42):
C a another case. Yeah yeah, see see.

Speaker 2 (29:56):
Yeah, you're gonna stop saying that. Yeah, You're not all
right nowhere with this damn song play right.

Speaker 11 (30:05):
Moving on to New Orleans, the mayor there, LaToya Cantrell,
has named businessman Percy master P Miller. We all know
him as the entertainment ambassador for the twenty twenty five
Super Bowl in New Orleans.

Speaker 1 (30:20):
That's right.

Speaker 11 (30:20):
Mayor Cantrell stated that this partnership with master P will
create initiatives that strengthen the economy and stimulate educational and
cultural opportunities for the city of New Orleans and its residents. So, Steve,
do you think master P will have input in next
year's halftime show?

Speaker 2 (30:39):
No, not at all. That has no This is local
and citywide for the city of New Orleans, which is
a great idea. Master P has always done positive moves
for the people of New Orleans. He deserves that honor.
Masterpiece of businessman. He died, he for real trying to

(31:00):
enlighten and uplift people. So that's all powerful, But there
has nothing to do with has the hair ball them wife?
They'll kill they said nine nine and nine, so many
suicides and halftime.

Speaker 1 (31:24):
Holly go master P.

Speaker 2 (31:29):
He's a good brother man, really solid solid dude man,
Just really really solid dude.

Speaker 3 (31:36):
No limales.

Speaker 1 (31:39):
All right, This story right here is pretty strange. The
late O. J.

Speaker 11 (31:42):
Simpsons cremated remains were transformed into jewelry pieces. That's right,
I said, transformed into jewelry pieces for his four children.
This is according to T M.

Speaker 4 (31:53):
Z uh.

Speaker 11 (31:54):
Simpson's attorney stated that OJ's children chose to honor O J.
By transforming his that's just into wearable art or cremation jewelry.

Speaker 1 (32:04):
So here's the question.

Speaker 11 (32:05):
For you, Steve, would you like for your kids to
do this after you're gone, you know, turn your ashes
into jewelry?

Speaker 2 (32:12):
Well, I know, O James kids probably would. Daddy, I
always want to be on somebody neck. Recall it. That's
my daddy, he always that's the I think that's how

(32:33):
you want to be. He always want to be on
somebody neck. So you said and gave him a story.
It came to me instantly.

Speaker 1 (32:46):
This is such a crazy story.

Speaker 2 (32:49):
I mean, but I know that's what them kids are saying. No,
you know, I mean, just think about it. You're not
saying all the times he just wanted to be on
somebody in neck.

Speaker 11 (33:02):
Question was how would you like your remains? Would you
do this?

Speaker 1 (33:07):
That's the question.

Speaker 2 (33:08):
Now. First of all, I'm not gonna be here for it,
so you know, you can put me in the coffin,
you can put me in the urn. I just my
my goal is to go to him. I don't care how,
I don't care what y'all do. Y'all could man, look,
y'all can take me up in a hot air balloon

(33:28):
and sprinkle me over West Virginia if you want to, y'all, Yeah,
you could take me and treat me like a sailor
and bury me at c and you know, go to hell. Well,
I don't want in that water.

Speaker 14 (33:51):
Do you want like a big funeral celebration? You want
to really be because I think I think I read
somewhere that Eddie Murphy say he did and want a funeral.
He didn't want any of that, So you want a
big one, Steve, I know, I don't, you know, I don't.
I don't think about that.

Speaker 2 (34:10):
I'm not.

Speaker 1 (34:14):
But you did a prank about it something. Yeah, oh I.

Speaker 2 (34:20):
Want a funeral. You know that's different. Have you ever
wondered this though, you said, have you ever wondered like
when you go on man, we do a lot of
people come.

Speaker 12 (34:30):
With their.

Speaker 1 (34:32):
Think about that. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (34:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (34:35):
What you don't want is to wake in the funeral combined,
and it's like it ain't it ain't even you know,
let's just it's over twelve ten rows of people.

Speaker 11 (34:45):
Yeah, here's a crazy question to open or close casket.

Speaker 14 (34:50):
Well you know that's what they But you know they
do that now, Steve. They do the wake and the
funeral on the same day.

Speaker 2 (34:56):
Now, we've always done that in our family. I waken
it was at the.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
Same time yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (35:02):
Thirty minutes before the funeral, Come on in here. What
is all this sitting around night before talking?

Speaker 9 (35:07):
It's too much and you just laid up there ain't
nobody talking.

Speaker 3 (35:11):
To They talked to.

Speaker 2 (35:13):
I had a pardoner man talking about he was going
to read his grandmama with a story. I said, he
went to read his grandmother's story at the funeral.

Speaker 11 (35:26):
Okay, coming up for twenty minutes after.

Speaker 1 (35:28):
Cans will.

Speaker 3 (35:32):
To school.

Speaker 1 (35:34):
Well, I'm not going in here for his dog. I
won't be here once upon a time.

Speaker 10 (35:40):
You're listening morning show.

Speaker 11 (35:44):
Well, guys, school is back in session, as we all know,
and this new year comes with new dress codes being
implemented in public schools across the country. Some schools still
ban cell phones, despite parents' concerns of being able to
reach their children in case of an emergency, but this
school year, certain clothing is also banned.

Speaker 1 (36:04):
For example, a public high school.

Speaker 11 (36:06):
In Alabama has implemented a long list of items that
are banned, like open toed shoes, hoodies, crocs, leggings, hats, sunglasses, headbands, bonnets. Oh,
that's gonna make a lot of people mad. Body con dresses,
tight fitting skirts, tight fitting shirts, and jeans with holes

(36:27):
around the knees.

Speaker 1 (36:28):
Oh I love those. Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 11 (36:33):
It's students shoes to wear these items they're faced with
in school suspension.

Speaker 1 (36:38):
Now, according to CNN, the.

Speaker 11 (36:39):
Dress code policy is to help foster a sense of
unity and reduce distractions.

Speaker 1 (36:44):
Okay, I kind of get that.

Speaker 11 (36:46):
So what do you guys think about taking the child's
cell phone? And what do you think about these dress codes?

Speaker 1 (36:51):
Is it too strict? You think I got it?

Speaker 3 (36:55):
I won't.

Speaker 8 (36:55):
We ain't have no phone. But yeah, I like for
my son to have a phone. I like to be
a calling case something go wrong, like going wrong in
these schools. So I want my child to be able
to call me. Now, you don't need to be on
the phone in class, but.

Speaker 2 (37:09):
There's something jumping off, you need to call your daddy.

Speaker 11 (37:11):
Yes, I mean, how do you reconcile that? I mean,
because the school doesn't want you to have phone?

Speaker 2 (37:18):
He got one in his locker. We already went through this,
me and him.

Speaker 14 (37:23):
I think that it's a catch twenty two because you
want the kids to be able to reach out to you.
Because the school safety we didn't have these issues when
we were coming up, because it wasn't as violent in school. However,
when you go up there, there's nothing you as a
parent can do.

Speaker 1 (37:39):
If it's going down, there's nothing.

Speaker 2 (37:42):
It's open.

Speaker 1 (37:43):
Is that not letting you in?

Speaker 3 (37:46):
None of that.

Speaker 14 (37:46):
So it's it's a catch twenty two for us as parents,
because I am paranoid every time my daughter calls me
from school, every single time.

Speaker 2 (37:56):
I'm paranoid every time it's a news break.

Speaker 14 (37:59):
Yeah, yeah, I mean not as far as the as
far as dress coat goes.

Speaker 1 (38:05):
I mean, I know my.

Speaker 14 (38:06):
Daughter school they're pretty strict about the dress codes what
they can and can't wear, and I mean that's their rules,
that's their rules.

Speaker 1 (38:13):
And I get that.

Speaker 2 (38:16):
Uniforms, you know, so that's yeah.

Speaker 1 (38:18):
Yeah, at my daughter's high school, she got some public
high school.

Speaker 14 (38:21):
They don't wear uniforms, but they they don't play when
it comes to the dress coat.

Speaker 2 (38:26):
But I like some knees out there. I like to
tear in the knees that.

Speaker 11 (38:31):
But we didn't wear they weren't in fact when we
were in school. So it's hard.

Speaker 1 (38:35):
To find jeans when our holes in them. I'm just
coming regular jeans.

Speaker 11 (38:39):
And then when you buy regular jeans, if you do
find them, you want to put some holes you want
to put Yeah, you want to tear the.

Speaker 3 (38:46):
Knee maid out. They can't even have their shoulders out
in naw school.

Speaker 1 (38:49):
I like the shoulder, I mean I shoulder. What come
to all my guys?

Speaker 11 (38:57):
Coming up in thirty four minutes after Oh, here we go,
he promised, stupid will be right back.

Speaker 1 (39:02):
It is here Tommy time.

Speaker 14 (39:04):
He's gonna ask us a few.

Speaker 11 (39:07):
Questions coming up right after this. You're listening hard morning show?
All right, Steve, Uh, your nephew is that time again?
He has something on his mind?

Speaker 2 (39:18):
What you got, nephew? Okay? Now, un you know, I'm
very creative.

Speaker 8 (39:22):
You know, I've come up with so many different things
in this world, a lot of things that people have
really not taken and grab hold to that they could
have ran with. You know, I've done some I've come
up with some amazing stuff. And I just think, this time,
this time, this discovery from Tommy, this time, it is
just gonna be just incredible. And I listen to me, Uh,
same way they came out with medical marijuana, same way

(39:43):
they did that though, same way they came out I
thank yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you know, and it heals
people and all that kind of stuff.

Speaker 2 (39:51):
But tim, which thing medical six? And what this is?
And listen to me. Hear me out now what this is?
What this is on?

Speaker 8 (40:00):
I say, doctors prescribed how much sick sex you need
on a weekly basis. You see what I'm saying, And
you take your slip and take it home to your
wife or you or your loved one and they fulfill it.
Like if it's three of the doctors say you three
times a week, four times a week. You understand I'm saying,
and the and the wife. It's up to the wife
to fulfill that. Now she don't fulfill that, then you

(40:21):
have the right to go and get it fulfilled else.

Speaker 2 (40:25):
Well does that makes sense? You see what I'm saying.

Speaker 8 (40:26):
I think a lot of men would love have Huh, listen,
If you're not gonna do what the doctor says, I can't.
My help can't go low because you had to have
not handle it, you know what I'm saying, So we
move around.

Speaker 2 (40:40):
If you don't, if the wife don't take that, ask
you a question. I don't think that's gonna create another
medical issue.

Speaker 1 (40:52):
You're gonna need some antibody.

Speaker 2 (40:56):
Because when you come back in the house and she
opened fire down at that hospital. Again.

Speaker 1 (41:05):
I just y'all don't see the discovery.

Speaker 2 (41:09):
I mean, I hadn't thought it that far. I don't
never go that. I don't. I don't know you don't.
That's it exactly.

Speaker 8 (41:20):
So this ain't y'all shooting is down. Huh, this ain't
a good idea.

Speaker 2 (41:25):
Well, you do know who you married to, don't you?
Y'all know I'm married? Okay, how you think that's gonna work? Homie?

Speaker 8 (41:36):
I'm not trying it at my house. I'm just putting
it out there. I wouldn't saying you thought it was
a good idea. You come up with a lot of
stuff people don't run with. You want people to roll
with stuff you ain't running with. But yeah, well you
know you got to test it first. Somebody got to
test it. I don't want to be the test. I'm
not gonna be the person that's gonna fry, you know,

(41:56):
like somebody like Junior.

Speaker 3 (41:57):
See Junior, you know he let me go tift for you.
Hold on?

Speaker 2 (42:01):
I wrote back, Yeah, going in there, JUNI.

Speaker 14 (42:03):
Okay, we just live on the radio here and wait.

Speaker 2 (42:09):
He actually got up and went out the room.

Speaker 3 (42:11):
He did came waiting.

Speaker 1 (42:15):
He came back back.

Speaker 3 (42:16):
He came back to get the out her face. That
didn't really go work. You ain't no prescription you, I said,
prescription sex. Get the f out my face.

Speaker 2 (42:27):
That's not gonna work.

Speaker 3 (42:29):
It didn't take long either. She sat right up, focus.

Speaker 1 (42:33):
Turn when you left.

Speaker 2 (42:35):
Yeah, I would have ask, hey, Junior, when she said
get the f out my face. You just said, that's
exactly what the doctor trying to and he you is
right here.

Speaker 8 (42:49):
Okay, bad idea. Hey, hey, you know, bad idea. I
thought i'd give it a shot. I thought, you know,
medical sex would be good. All you got to going
there doctor. You know, doctor tell you you needed three
four times a week, three four times a week.

Speaker 2 (43:02):
That's good. Well, I will say this about it. It
has been known to heal everything.

Speaker 10 (43:13):
Everything blind.

Speaker 2 (43:15):
You got some se they.

Speaker 1 (43:17):
Got it like to the blind all that. Yeah yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (43:25):
Your sight to the blind that made me blind. It's done.
It does so much.

Speaker 3 (43:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (43:33):
Yeah, back to the drawing board.

Speaker 8 (43:34):
Nephew, all right, medical sex, I take that one off.
I'll be back next week with something different.

Speaker 4 (43:39):
THO.

Speaker 2 (43:39):
I'm come back, y'all gonna y'all gonna buy one.

Speaker 1 (43:41):
Of these the sharks.

Speaker 10 (43:46):
This is black.

Speaker 2 (43:46):
I'm a black shark.

Speaker 11 (43:48):
Yes, all right, nof you, thank you? Coming up next
to prank phone call for today right after this you're listening.

Speaker 10 (43:56):
Morning show coming.

Speaker 11 (43:58):
Up at about four minutes after the hour. It's my
strawberry letter for today. And the subject is it's always
the same mess with her.

Speaker 1 (44:08):
We all got one of them.

Speaker 14 (44:10):
I mean that saying, yeah, always it never changes with her.

Speaker 11 (44:15):
We'll get into it in a few but right now
it's time for the nephew and today's prank phone call.

Speaker 1 (44:20):
What you got neft, Shirley.

Speaker 8 (44:22):
We about to go to We about to ask for permission,
all right. This is the name of this is high
school reunion. High school reunion, all right, And we're about
to call this man and ask him, you know, I mean,
I think that's what men do.

Speaker 2 (44:35):
You call another man you want to say something to him.

Speaker 8 (44:38):
And I just want to call him and say, hey,
is it all right if I take your wife to
the class reunion? You understand I'm saying, I don't know
what what? Yeah you precious, I mean she was my
girl back in high school? What what's from? And ask yeah,
I'm just asking that. Look at least I'm I'm calling
you like a man asking you, Hey, can I guy

(45:00):
to the class reunion?

Speaker 2 (45:02):
You ain't going with us, He ain't go school with us.
I'm just saying, you know, you're.

Speaker 1 (45:07):
Staying at home. I'm taking your wife.

Speaker 2 (45:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (45:10):
What what is a reunion?

Speaker 8 (45:14):
What is that when people from back in the day
get together. They went to school together, that's a reunion.
That's a high school reunion.

Speaker 2 (45:20):
He didn't go to school with us. Me and I
went school together. What what? What's the problem?

Speaker 1 (45:25):
Wow?

Speaker 8 (45:26):
Okay, let let's take a listen. Come on, cat dog,
we're gonna get to this reunion.

Speaker 4 (45:31):
Hello.

Speaker 13 (45:31):
Hello, I'm trying to reach Sylvia.

Speaker 4 (45:33):
Please, she's not available, but this is her husband and
dracting to help you.

Speaker 13 (45:37):
How you doing, man, My name is King, I'm I
graduated with Sylvia. We're having a big twenty five year class.

Speaker 4 (45:42):
Reunion this year. Okay for nineteen eighty five.

Speaker 13 (45:46):
We should be home so.

Speaker 4 (45:48):
I don't know, man, she actually shopping right now?

Speaker 13 (45:50):
Okay, okay, cool, Well listen as you heard about that,
you know about the reunion or or do you know
anything about that? Uh?

Speaker 4 (45:57):
Not? To my knowledge. It is the first time I
ever heard about a reunion.

Speaker 13 (46:00):
Okay, Well, there is a reunion. Man, she's actually I
think signed up for it. I'm not sure that's why
I asked you, but I think I saw her name
was that she was.

Speaker 4 (46:08):
Signed up to. Come. Let me ask you when, when
exactly did you graduate? I graduated in eighty two. Okay,
in eighty two. Okay, you at a little bit before us.
Then all right, well.

Speaker 13 (46:18):
Listen, let me let me let me go ahead and
say this. I Drake actually in high school, man, Sylvia
was my you know, my high school sweetheart, and we
you know, we dated from ninth grade to freshman year
in college. And I wanted to see, if, you know,
if it was cool with you, you know, if you
didn't mind me escorting her to the twenty five year

(46:40):
class reunion. Doing well, let me say that again, Like
I say, man, my name is ken Kim.

Speaker 4 (46:48):
I got that part. I'm trying to make sure I
heard write what you said.

Speaker 13 (46:51):
Yeah, I said that I Sylvia and I were high
school sweethearts. Man, I was, uh, you know, from ninth
grade all the way to freshman year in college. We
dated each other.

Speaker 4 (46:59):
Okay, yeah, yeah, I got I got that. But what
did you ask me?

Speaker 13 (47:02):
I asked you if it was all right for you
if you didn't mind if I escorted her to the
twenty five year class reunion.

Speaker 4 (47:09):
Are you related to her?

Speaker 13 (47:11):
No? I mean now, I'm not related to I just
told you I was in a high school sweetheart.

Speaker 4 (47:15):
No, man, I'm saying, nobody gonna be asked for my
wife nowhere. I put the ring on her finger. You
said you was a high school sweetheart.

Speaker 13 (47:22):
Yeah, I mean we was together from you know, ninth grade,
all the ways to month to press me year in college.
You know, so that that was in the past.

Speaker 4 (47:28):
But I'm sorry to let you know that, but that
was in the past. I'm the president, So I don't
even think she's gonna be interested in trying to go
nowhere with you anyway.

Speaker 13 (47:35):
Hey man, what I'm trying to explain you This something innocent, though. Man,
this is just me taking her to you know. You know,
I thought she might get a kick out of us
going together. You know, I.

Speaker 4 (47:44):
Don't know what's wrong with you. I didne told you.
If it's not going to one ear, put the phone
on the other one. She ain't going nowhere? What you
do I need to break it down anymore?

Speaker 13 (47:52):
Hey man, you ain't got you ain't gotta talk to
me and disrespect me like this. Man. Now I tried
to do.

Speaker 4 (47:56):
With some you some about I'm disrespecting you. You're gonna
call my gonna tell me I'm disrespecting you.

Speaker 13 (48:02):
You asking me, can you take my wife to.

Speaker 4 (48:04):
The damn class reunion? And expect me to be okay
with that?

Speaker 13 (48:08):
What kind of damn food.

Speaker 4 (48:09):
God to call somebody ask can you take the wife
chol class reunion?

Speaker 13 (48:12):
Hey? Man, that was my high school sweetheart. All right,
we had we had something. I was up first, Okay,
I was off first.

Speaker 4 (48:19):
Off, if you were the first, then I'm the last
and I'm the only one. So we're gonna leave it
at that. How about that partner?

Speaker 13 (48:25):
It's whatever, man, You know what, Man, I try to
call you and talk to you like a man. But
you know what I should have did?

Speaker 4 (48:31):
Man, taught to me like that, and we were doing
a little stuff bad.

Speaker 13 (48:34):
I should have called Sylvia in the first I should
have never called. Matter of fact, you know what I
apologize for, cause let me get out the phone and
just called Sylvia. See me on the head and do that.
You go right on ahead and call her. Well, that's
what I'm gonna do because Sylvia can make a decision
on what Sylvia.

Speaker 4 (48:50):
Want to do. I can tell you what thing Sylvia do,
what Sylvia want to do. But Sylvia ain't interested in you.

Speaker 13 (48:55):
Man, this is not about being interested in me. Man,
this is innocent. This is just me and her going
to the damn class reunion together.

Speaker 4 (49:02):
Man.

Speaker 13 (49:03):
It ain't like we're finna go do something together. Man.
On a physical level, We're just.

Speaker 12 (49:08):
Going to have fun.

Speaker 4 (49:09):
On lie one, it seems my cool. I'm trying to
tell you that I've already told you no. Okay, if
you can't get no, then I don't know what you
can't get. But you ain't getting Sylvie. I'll tell you
that much. She's not going to no reunion.

Speaker 13 (49:22):
You know what, Man, I'm through talking to you. I'm
just gonna call Sylvia because that's what I should have
done in the first place, that a call.

Speaker 4 (49:28):
Listen, I'll tell you whether you ain't finna call nobody.
You bet not down my right number. Man. I'm telling
you this right now. I'll be at that class word union.
I'll be looking for your king, whatever your name is.
I'm gonna find out who you are. I ain't playing
those like as I en told you. You are disrespectful
in the first place. I didn't told Joe don't call
my why she ain't.

Speaker 13 (49:49):
Going to do but union?

Speaker 4 (49:51):
So you bet not call her phone, don't you you lay?
I want to walk up and knit of my situation
now to tell you I will cuss it class reunion
and I will show up, man, because you look like
you're playing with me an actor, stupid or thumb. You
ain't taking my wife to no class reunion. You gonna
say what I'm saying, you don't watch I'm gonna want to.

Speaker 13 (50:09):
Go to the reunion with me.

Speaker 4 (50:10):
How you know that you ain't going nowhere with you
out and told you, man, don't get me acting crazy
up in here. I done told you now I said
first I was gonna come to the class for you,
but I will come to that Jess to make sure
I knock your light shot. Gonna be acting stupid like
I can't find they got all kinds of things fired
on some of it, but I'll find out what is innocent.

Speaker 2 (50:28):
Man.

Speaker 13 (50:28):
Me and her going to the reunion is ednoson and
she ought to be able to decide if she want
to go with me or not.

Speaker 4 (50:33):
I ain't nothing that thing about you your soundtripes anyway,
call somebody telling about a class reunion. I ain't need
much hurt about it.

Speaker 13 (50:40):
I don't get I'll tell you what. You know what
I'm gonna get off phone calls hire. Okay, respect the ring.

Speaker 4 (50:45):
You understand what I'm saying to you. I didn't posed
this you, man, but I don't understand what you can
undersaid or not that. Respect the ring.

Speaker 13 (50:53):
And man, I got one more thing I need to
say to you. Man, got to say it to me.

Speaker 4 (50:56):
Man, you ain't got a thing to say to me
except to hear this QUI can you hear?

Speaker 12 (51:00):
Right now?

Speaker 13 (51:01):
I got one more damn thing to say to you,
and then I'm gonna get off the part. I'm gonna
be so with it. Man, I'm gonna be.

Speaker 4 (51:05):
Got to say to me. What what's the you gotta
say to me? For him?

Speaker 13 (51:09):
I got this to say to you. This is nephew
Tommy from the Steve Harby Morning Show. Your wife still
be You got me to prank phone.

Speaker 12 (51:18):
Call you buck.

Speaker 4 (51:26):
You party. I'm serious, man, I'm oh, man, I'm over
here wetting in everything. Man, just mad. Oh, this is
a joke though, you right, I'm I'm gonna be all
right about an hour or two. That's that's okay, that's cool,
all right, all right, y'all got me, y'all got me.

Speaker 13 (51:46):
Well, I guess this is a good time to tell
you the class reunion is coming up.

Speaker 4 (51:52):
And I guess ain't no classroom.

Speaker 13 (51:54):
Huh No, here's a class for you. You need to
get ready because you going.

Speaker 4 (51:58):
Yeah, I'll be making sure there.

Speaker 2 (52:03):
You can't put a pattern on this stupid right here.
You can't.

Speaker 1 (52:06):
You cant God, what no, you play too?

Speaker 8 (52:10):
Put me in a bottle, baby, It just it, just it,
don't it.

Speaker 2 (52:13):
Don't do this, it don't do this anyway.

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Speaker 1 (52:57):
Yeah, all right.

Speaker 11 (52:58):
You will, thank you. Coming up next, Strawberry Letter. The
subject is always the same mess with her. We'll get
into it right after this.

Speaker 10 (53:08):
You're listening Hardy Morning Show.

Speaker 11 (53:12):
It is time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if
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We got it for you. Here it is Strawberry letter.

Speaker 1 (53:37):
All right, nephew, thank you. Subject it's always the same
mess with her.

Speaker 11 (53:41):
Dear Stephen Shirley, I've been with my lady for almost
nine years, and she proposed to me in July. It
came out of nowhere because I had just caught her
cheating on me. I was about to break up with
her and she hit me with a proposal. I haven't
told her yes or no, because we have a lot
of unresolved issue. When I first met her, it was

(54:01):
at a strip club. She wasn't a dancer, but she
was dating one, and so was I. We found out
that we were messing with the same girl, so we
all would hook up. I took my girl out a
few times and we decided we leave the stripper alone
and try to be monogamous. That lasted about six months,
and I found out she was cheating on me with
a guy she works with. We took a break and

(54:23):
I was dating a lot of other women. I was
in my mid twenties and so was she. She told
me she was ready to settle down again, so this
time we got a place together. I hoped that she
would be faithful to me because I had gotten tired
of threesomes and wild sex CapAids. I took on an
executive role at work and was ready to be with her.

(54:45):
Every One in my inner circles said she's not the
one to settle down with, but she was my rock
and had been there with me through a lot of
ups and downs. Come to find out she's my rock,
but she's also a cheater and a liar. My best
friend showed me proof of her trying to sleep with him,
and I got mad at him. Now that I understand

(55:06):
how she really is, I apologize to him and we're
slowly becoming close again. This woman has my heart all
twisted up, and I think I would end up in
an open marriage if I agree to go through with this.
How will I know if she's got all the cheating
out of her system. Okay, first of all, you can't
marry You cannot marry this woman. You cannot. Okay, she

(55:29):
hasn't gotten all the cheating out. She just tried to
hook up with your boy. No, and she proposed to you,
probably because you caught her cheating. Like you said, you're
never going to trust this woman. You'll never be able
to trust her. That's why you're writing us now. She
is not the one. Listen to everyone in your inner circle.
They know you too, do not want the same things

(55:50):
out of life. You don't want to cheat, you want
to settle down. She's still out there wilding. Okay, she's
a cheater and a liar, and those are your words,
so believe them. Don't come back and let them bite
you in the butt again. She has shown you who
she is time after time. Please believe her. You can't
change her, you can't make her into the person you

(56:11):
want to be. None of that. This relationship will turn
into an even worse disaster if you guys get married,
if you're done with all your wiling, like you said,
and you want to settle down, you can't settle with her.
She doesn't want that. I know you must love her.
You said that your heart is all twisted, but you
got to think about what married life would be with her.
One heartbreak, one betrayal after another. Tell her no, tell

(56:34):
her no to her proposal. You're not going to marry her,
and please move on.

Speaker 2 (56:39):
Steve, Well, it's always the same mess with her. As
the subject, surely made a statement that stuck out in
my mind. She said, you can't marry her because you
all don't want the same thing. Well, I think you do.
I think y'all do want the same thing. Well, the

(57:00):
problem is right here. Everybody you won't, she won't. Everybody
she won't you want everybody you've been with. She got
a guy with a lot of y'all got a lot
in common here. Man. Sleeping around is huge for y'all. Huge.
You've been with her for nine years. She promoted, she
proposed to you in July after you caught her cheating.

(57:23):
Who does a dude move right there? That is such
a dude move. And she obviously read the book Act
like a lady, think like a man, because that's exactly
all she doing is thinking like a man. But this
woman you dealing with, brum, This is not a long

(57:44):
letter for me because I don't know how to do it.
Let me we're gonna do a reenactment when we come back.
I don't even know how to do the reenact because
you all are not made for man's relationships. You met
her at a strip club because you was dating a
stripper and she was dating a stripple. Turned out it

(58:07):
was the same stripple. Then y'all got tired of threesomes
and y'all decided to stay with each other. Okay, now,
how long did that last? You said that lasted about
six months? And then I found out she was cheating
on that she worked with. She got to be in

(58:31):
bed at all times. She ain't down at the job.
She got to be in the rack. We took a break.
Then I was dating a lot of other women. Now
you and now you back out in the streets. I
was in my mid twenties and so was she. She

(58:53):
told me she was ready to settle down again. So
this time we got a place together. Who thought this
was a good ass? I did? Y'all got a place together.
Now it's Grand Central Railroad Station in y'all house. I
can promise you it's some comings and going on in here.

(59:15):
I hope she would be faithful to me because I
had gotten tired of threesomes and wild sex coupaids. I
know that's right. And let me tell you something. She
is doing that damn most because when the dude say
he tied the threesomes and wild sex coupaid If you
in there, girl, you in now with the Jordan of

(59:39):
sexual activity. You in there with the greatest of all
time ladies in German.

Speaker 1 (59:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (59:54):
Of your response coming up at twenty three minutes after
today's Strawberry Letters, subject is it's always the same mess
with her.

Speaker 1 (01:00:01):
We'll get back into it right after this.

Speaker 11 (01:00:03):
You're listening morning show, all right, Steve, come on, let's
recap today's Strawberry letter. The subject is it's always the
same mess with her.

Speaker 2 (01:00:12):
This poor man that wrote this, let end you dating
a woman for nine years. They met at a strip club.
They was dating the same stripple.

Speaker 12 (01:00:21):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:00:21):
Then she asked her to marry him because she cheated
on him with a guy work. They broke up a
little bit. He started dating a lot of women. She
was back out there in them streets. You tired, I'm exhausted.
Then she told me she was ready to settle down again.

(01:00:42):
And then they went and got a place together. They
opened up Grand Central Station at the house. Uh So
the Holiday Inn Express was now their new home. So
they they got a house and it turned out to
be an AIRB and b at a hotel and jeans
motor lodging. They ain't there selling room for about an hour.

(01:01:07):
That's when you notice happened. Your popping off at this hotel.
We got hourly rates. And anyway, he said he got
tired of threesomes and wild sex coupays. You know something
going on when the dude get tied, So now he

(01:01:28):
wants to This is ridiculous, out of y'all. He took
an executive role at work, so he executive now. And
then he said that he was ready to be with her,
but everybody in their circle telling her him she's not
the one to settle down with.

Speaker 10 (01:01:45):
Now.

Speaker 2 (01:01:45):
Guess what came out of all this. This is what
threw me in this hole. Guess what he said after that.
But she is my rock, old mate, boy, boy, you
need a new posaurus and dictionary. You cannot be calling

(01:02:08):
her your rock.

Speaker 3 (01:02:12):
She come to find out.

Speaker 2 (01:02:14):
She is my rock. But she's also a cheetah and
a liar. Yeah, boy, you need some new rocks. I
ain't gonna go there anyway. She's not your rock.

Speaker 14 (01:02:30):
Now.

Speaker 2 (01:02:30):
I don't know if this term is acceptable on the radio,
but I'm gonna have to tell you what you have here.
Though she's not your rock. She's a fought a thought.
Now for those of you old people that don't know
what a thought is this, now here's what it stands for.

(01:02:55):
That blank over there, fought that blank over there. Ay,
but one blank start with the H going there. That's
all I need to say. That's the Strawberry Letter. Thank
y'all for listening this morning.

Speaker 1 (01:03:11):
Don't marry her please, and broh, don't I don't understand man.

Speaker 2 (01:03:17):
So then one of your best friends showed you proof
of her trying to sleep with him. You got mad
at him. Now understand how she realized. I apologize to him,
and we slowly becoming close again. What you mean by that?

Speaker 1 (01:03:31):
Though he and his friend are slowly getting becoming close?

Speaker 2 (01:03:38):
Oh, I thought they had broke up too. I shouldn't say.
Just well, y'all see with the same strip woods, same friends. Anyway,
this woman was my has my heart all twisted up,
and I think I would end up in an open
marriage if I agreed to go through with this. How

(01:03:58):
will I know if she's got all cheating out of
her system? She don't. She don't have no cheating out.
Her sister just called her. Okay, I'm gonna do something
I never am. Y'all be a man that's concerned. I'm
gonna give you the answers of a cheating, lying cheater
who happens to be a woman. Ask me any question

(01:04:21):
you want, any question. I'm gonna show you how a
woman who cheats in lies answers.

Speaker 1 (01:04:26):
The question, is it true you tried to get with
my boy?

Speaker 8 (01:04:30):
Hell?

Speaker 4 (01:04:31):
Nah?

Speaker 8 (01:04:31):
Boy?

Speaker 13 (01:04:32):
Hell no?

Speaker 2 (01:04:34):
You know I don't even like other men. When you
met me, was I with him.

Speaker 1 (01:04:42):
Uh uh no, you were with the girl that we
both got with.

Speaker 2 (01:04:47):
Yeah, but I don't even like other men. God, you crazy,
except for that dude in my job, just because I
slept with one man in my job. Now I want
your friends to.

Speaker 1 (01:04:57):
Well, baby, I thought you were supposed to be my rock.

Speaker 2 (01:05:00):
I am your right.

Speaker 4 (01:05:01):
Who you know?

Speaker 12 (01:05:03):
Who you know?

Speaker 2 (01:05:03):
Hit harder than me? Oh? Wow? Wow?

Speaker 1 (01:05:09):
How many times have you cheated on me? Be honest.
Let's have an honest conversation. Okay, I have forgiven it,
just that one just at one time, one time. That's it.

Speaker 4 (01:05:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:05:29):
What is it gonna be like if we get married?
What is it gonna be like? Oh, it's gonna be beautiful.
No cheating.

Speaker 1 (01:05:37):
Why don't be beautiful?

Speaker 2 (01:05:38):
You're gonna have my grain headaches, worry about me. I'm
gonna drive you crazy, but that's what you said. Oh,
I'll be driving you crazy, and I'm gonna just why
would I cheat on you? I'm just gonna bring them
by the house you decide.

Speaker 11 (01:05:59):
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of it.

Speaker 2 (01:06:08):
I said one last station, see that was see then
I ain't got the cheat because we'll all be there.

Speaker 3 (01:06:14):
That is not cheating.

Speaker 12 (01:06:16):
What are you mad?

Speaker 2 (01:06:16):
Slarenior, I'm gonna just need an extra room. Can we
get a folk being?

Speaker 1 (01:06:21):
No Junior and sports talk right after this?

Speaker 10 (01:06:25):
You're listening hard morning show.

Speaker 1 (01:06:28):
It is time now for junior and sports talk Junior.

Speaker 9 (01:06:32):
Yes, sure, well, I know what I do have in
a few days is a race at the Battery it
at Lana.

Speaker 1 (01:06:39):
That's what I do have it a few days.

Speaker 4 (01:06:41):
I have to do that.

Speaker 9 (01:06:42):
And registration starts at seven, race starts at eight. Listen,
go to Kears Hope dot Old. Get your tickets because
if you got signal selling, you ain't out there.

Speaker 3 (01:06:50):
Don't call me when you kick in. Do put a
race together to raise money for you.

Speaker 9 (01:06:55):
Don't sit up here act like I ain't did my
part for you. We want to see you out there
at e R S Hope dot Org. I will see
y'all timing. It starts tomorrow. Let's go ahead and get ready.
Get all the TVs, get your packages. The NFL back
is back.

Speaker 4 (01:07:11):
We back on it.

Speaker 3 (01:07:12):
We not cutting y'alls this weekend we we ain't cooking.
Don't ask for nothing, if anything break, We're not available
for Friday.

Speaker 9 (01:07:20):
Night, for show, Thursday night, Friday night and Sunday and
Monday first week. Yes, that's a lot of football. That's
a lot of football. Shirt and then college football start too,
started already too.

Speaker 3 (01:07:33):
So Saturday is full for us men right now. Don't
be asking talking about for y'all sometime timing right around
about like February Super Bowl.

Speaker 9 (01:07:46):
Don't be looking for us. We're not gonna be available
for y'all. I'm telling y'all, the light went out.

Speaker 3 (01:07:52):
Change it. We're not We're not helping.

Speaker 2 (01:07:57):
Here, is it not?

Speaker 9 (01:07:59):
Kansas City Thursday night, Kansas City's Tomorrow night. Kansas City
and the Ravens. Man, it's gonna be a rematch right there.
It's a rematch from the NFC championship games with Mark
Jackson and your boy man, Patrick Mahomes.

Speaker 3 (01:08:11):
They gonna be going at but then we're gonna back
door it again.

Speaker 4 (01:08:14):
Man.

Speaker 3 (01:08:14):
Now the NFL has started to stay kick off weekend. Now,
we got a game on Friday. Now, that's the Herds,
that's the Packers and Shirley and Carlors other boyfriend Jalen Hurst.
That's Philip, Come on, Philly.

Speaker 1 (01:08:31):
Yeah, that's all James.

Speaker 3 (01:08:33):
That's that's their game. They gonna be watching Friday night
and they're not gonna be watching football. They just gonna
be watching what Jayalen do. Wait?

Speaker 1 (01:08:41):
Now who they play?

Speaker 3 (01:08:42):
The Eagles? They playing the Package Bay Packers. Have to
ask that, y'all don't care.

Speaker 1 (01:08:49):
Jordan Love is Q two, the quarterback.

Speaker 2 (01:08:52):
Yeah for Green Bay.

Speaker 15 (01:08:53):
He's a hot However, everything feel good to have football back.

Speaker 9 (01:09:01):
Man, I'm excited. It's just gonna be a It's gonna
be a lot of energy.

Speaker 4 (01:09:05):
Man.

Speaker 3 (01:09:05):
We ready, man and the Texas.

Speaker 2 (01:09:06):
Let's go Sunday.

Speaker 3 (01:09:07):
Man, we got it from that's our first game, is
the coach man? We ought to be Want to know
by five o'clock?

Speaker 2 (01:09:14):
Want it off?

Speaker 3 (01:09:16):
Yeah, I know, I already know.

Speaker 1 (01:09:18):
My husband gonna start.

Speaker 3 (01:09:20):
Start the park. Don't come in here. Ain't playing, thank y'all.
In the kitchen, they planed the Panthers. So y'all, good y'all.

Speaker 1 (01:09:30):
At the top of the hour, a woman needs some advice.

Speaker 11 (01:09:33):
Should she tell her boyfriend that she once worked as
an escort? We'll find out right after this. You're listening.

Speaker 10 (01:09:42):
Morning show, all right, Steve.

Speaker 11 (01:09:45):
This is from Red in Jacksonville. Red said, I used
to be an escort. I walked away from that life
a few years ago and I fell in love with
my pastor. Luckily for me, no one knows me by
my real name. I only went by Red back then.
My my family doesn't even Yeah, Red, my family doesn't
even know about my past. And I'm struggling with telling

(01:10:06):
my boyfriend everything. He is a pastor, so I feel
like he will be able to accept the new me.
He's come clean with me about how he sold drugs
as a teenager before he got his calling to preach.

Speaker 1 (01:10:18):
Will he be able to.

Speaker 11 (01:10:19):
See my past whole life? See he passed my old
life as Red and still be able to love me.

Speaker 1 (01:10:25):
I'm on double standard.

Speaker 2 (01:10:28):
See, well, no he's not. He's not gonna understand it.
Don't tell nobody your ass was an escort. Who's the nickname? Red?
Your name purple? Don't tell him he told you how

(01:10:51):
he was young he sold drugs. Just selling drugs is
one thing selling cookie, it's a whole nother thing.

Speaker 10 (01:11:04):
Judgment.

Speaker 1 (01:11:07):
Such a double standard right there.

Speaker 2 (01:11:09):
Call it whatever you want to call it, but shut
your damn up. I told you all about this honesty policy, but.

Speaker 14 (01:11:20):
The pastor, so that's why she's probably feeling guilty.

Speaker 2 (01:11:24):
You are familiar with the internet and pastors.

Speaker 4 (01:11:32):
Them.

Speaker 1 (01:11:33):
Yeah, yeah, they're a little out there some of Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:11:36):
I pretty much cleared myself. I really got a good
shot at heaven.

Speaker 1 (01:11:41):
Now if they're doing that, I got I'm good and
real good about heaven.

Speaker 11 (01:11:52):
All right, all right, so don't tell it, take it
to the grave. You're saying, we have time for another one, Steve.
This is from Gina in Chicago. Gina says, my brother
and my roommate are seeing each other and I find
it hard to sleep next door to them while they're
having sex. He says, it's a normal part of life
and to get over it. Am I overreacting to this?

Speaker 2 (01:12:12):
Well, I mean you're not overreacting. That's the reaction you have.
And it's your brother, yea. Now, whether it's your little
brother or your big brother, the problem is you're hearing
your roommate and your brother they holler and bruh and
the letting it bro brother not letting it go. And

(01:12:34):
you don't want to know that side of him. You
really didn't want to know that side of her.

Speaker 1 (01:12:39):
But now you're in there, she should get another place.

Speaker 2 (01:12:45):
Yeah, yeah you're gonna yeah, you're not gonna get over that.

Speaker 1 (01:12:48):
Yeah, you can't unhear it. Would it be the same
if you if he wasn't her brother, which would.

Speaker 2 (01:12:56):
Of course, it would be different, a little different, A
lot of it's still a little you're uncomfortable hearing other people.
I'm gonna comfort if it's not me. I don't really
want to hear this.

Speaker 1 (01:13:08):
I hear you on that one.

Speaker 2 (01:13:10):
A mess. He's a mess because when I hear you
all in there yelling out instructions, in my mind, I'll
be running the video.

Speaker 10 (01:13:20):
So is that what this is?

Speaker 1 (01:13:21):
What sister is doing?

Speaker 2 (01:13:23):
Yeah? Yeah, use the lamp shade. Now I'm here going
I'm about to lose my mind trying to figure out
what they're doing with that that. See, I don't need that.

Speaker 1 (01:13:38):
Don't go over there knocking that.

Speaker 2 (01:13:40):
I'm trying to drill a hole in this wall for
tomorrow night because I have got to find out what
they're doing with that damn lamp shade.

Speaker 11 (01:13:53):
It's just this little stuff you hear, you know, get
a new please, all right, coming up between.

Speaker 3 (01:14:03):
What they doing with this?

Speaker 2 (01:14:09):
All right?

Speaker 11 (01:14:10):
Coming up in twenty minutes after. We'll have more of
the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 10 (01:14:13):
Right after this, you're listening Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 11 (01:14:22):
A man in Virginia gave his son a winning one
million dollar lottery ticket as a wedding gift. Nice, he
jokingly told Virginia Lottery officials, quote, this was the very
this was the best way to get him out of
my basement. Well, the son got married in April and
then moved into the dad's basement with his new wife.

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The newlyweds chose the one million dollar cash option instead
of the one thousand dollars week payoffs. They now plan
to move out of the dad's basement and into a
new home.

Speaker 1 (01:14:53):
Finally, please, that was so nice of the dad. Huh
to give his son a million?

Speaker 2 (01:15:00):
My daddy put me out and and give me nothing.

Speaker 1 (01:15:05):
Stay here?

Speaker 2 (01:15:11):
What is it waiting on a million thousand dollars a week?

Speaker 4 (01:15:13):
What?

Speaker 13 (01:15:14):
What? What?

Speaker 2 (01:15:17):
What did you not getting married in this damn basement?

Speaker 1 (01:15:23):
Why did he keep the money and let them move
into the house?

Speaker 2 (01:15:26):
That's what man?

Speaker 1 (01:15:29):
Nice of dad? Really nice?

Speaker 2 (01:15:34):
Wow?

Speaker 11 (01:15:35):
So they plan to move out. It says they plan
to move out of the dad's spaceman into.

Speaker 2 (01:15:39):
Their new you'd be planning from a hotel room with
a million dollars getting out of here.

Speaker 1 (01:15:45):
Yes, yeah, your dad is nice. He's a nice man.

Speaker 8 (01:15:49):
You know they're gonna run out of a millionaires man.
You know they're gonna run out of this million.

Speaker 11 (01:15:54):
All right, we'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning
Show coming up at thirty three minutes after the hour,
we will play around of would you rather? Right after
this you're listening hard Morning Show. It's time now, guys
for a round of would you rather? Would you rather
go trick or treating? Or would you rather go Christmas caroling?

Speaker 2 (01:16:15):
Oh? Trick or treat? I'm not standing out there any
white ful y'all saying I'm not doing that.

Speaker 1 (01:16:21):
I'm not doing Twelve Day of Christmas.

Speaker 2 (01:16:23):
Not doing none of it.

Speaker 3 (01:16:25):
I'm going Junior. I'm going Carolyn. I'm not putting on
no costume at forty five for rigging for candy when
I can afford it, smell.

Speaker 2 (01:16:37):
You ain't got to put on no costume. Just go
as Junior.

Speaker 3 (01:16:40):
You want something good?

Speaker 13 (01:16:41):
Why?

Speaker 1 (01:16:42):
Because he sounds like a kid. Hey, hey, who are you?
Little boy?

Speaker 15 (01:16:53):
I'm junior, old ass little boy? Where if you say
where's your hair? If you say where your hair, I'm
gonna leave.

Speaker 2 (01:17:08):
You know it's coming. Howler, you little boy, I'm forty five.
Well you need to let it go, look junior? All right?

Speaker 10 (01:17:22):
Moving on?

Speaker 1 (01:17:24):
Would you rather be the best dressed in the room?

Speaker 2 (01:17:26):
If you go off a trigger treat, you should go
as a barble?

Speaker 3 (01:17:31):
Come on, come on, I got you?

Speaker 2 (01:17:34):
Yeah? Would everybody say what happened to your hair? I
was trying to line it myself in the mill.

Speaker 1 (01:17:41):
All right, moving on to it. Would you rather be
the best dressed in the room or would you rather
be the most intelligent in the room? Which one, mum
the smartest?

Speaker 2 (01:17:54):
Yeah? What what did you say?

Speaker 11 (01:17:55):
Nephew?

Speaker 2 (01:17:56):
Wait, I'm normally both of them?

Speaker 4 (01:18:00):
No?

Speaker 13 (01:18:00):
That so.

Speaker 4 (01:18:04):
Well?

Speaker 2 (01:18:05):
You have been dressed well, lady. Nobody has ever told
me your ass? Yeah? Both for them?

Speaker 9 (01:18:16):
If you both of them, you're the only one in
the room. Your ass is in there by yourself.

Speaker 1 (01:18:27):
Ain't see what best dressed is worthless?

Speaker 8 (01:18:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:18:38):
Oh he always the best dressed. I'm you know I'm
in him?

Speaker 1 (01:18:43):
You both, Shannon sharp b o a m.

Speaker 2 (01:18:49):
All right.

Speaker 11 (01:18:49):
Would you rather spend the night at the opera or
would you rather spend a night at a Broadway play.

Speaker 2 (01:18:56):
They ain't gonna be that opera. It ain't gonna be
work better, come on with me to this play. You
understand that I'm in trouble either way.

Speaker 1 (01:19:07):
Because of the singing.

Speaker 2 (01:19:09):
The same amount of vomiting going on. Come on, pop.

Speaker 13 (01:19:16):
Now.

Speaker 2 (01:19:16):
I went to see Fences. Fences was good. That's the
last time I went to a Broadway play.

Speaker 1 (01:19:23):
Today's round, I would you rather thank you?

Speaker 2 (01:19:26):
Guys?

Speaker 1 (01:19:27):
Coming up next, last.

Speaker 11 (01:19:28):
Break of the day, and we'll close out the show
with the one and only crazy Steve Harvey right after this.

Speaker 1 (01:19:34):
You're listening.

Speaker 10 (01:19:36):
Morning show, all right.

Speaker 11 (01:19:37):
Guys, Here we are, last break of the day and
to take us home, it's the one and only Steve Harvey.

Speaker 2 (01:19:44):
You know, sometime this is I don't think I've done
this many times on the show before. I've done so
many clothing remarks, but I don't think i've touched on this.

Speaker 4 (01:19:53):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:19:53):
The best advice I can give a person be yourself.
Be your unique individual self. See, you can hold that
line of being yourself. You can stay true to the
course of being yourself. It's hard to fake it for

(01:20:16):
a long time. That's why when you get a job
at the Post office or the government or any other
place that has benefits to it. Before they give you
a benefit package, they have a ninety day probation period
because in that probation period they're gonna find out in
the discovery process of who you really are. Now, you

(01:20:38):
can put whatever you want on that application, but in
that ninety day probation period, it's when they discover who
you really are. See, if they really believed everybody's application,
as soon as you got the job, they would just
give you full benefits. But that's not how a lot
of companies work. They waited out. And the best way

(01:20:59):
for you to be successful in this life is to
be yourself. Be uniquely. You know who you are. Establish
some rules about yourself. If you have decided that you
don't drink, then don't drink. If you decided that smoking
ain't for you, then stick to that. Stop letting everybody
sway you off the white line that you've created for yourself.

(01:21:23):
It's okay, and understand what you do and who you are.
Do you understand man, that if you stay authentically you,
people are attracted to people who are genuine and sincere.
After a while, man, people get tired of you. When
what you say never adds up to what you do,

(01:21:46):
we gonna have a problem with you. After awhile I
found that to be the case. Man, what you say
and what you do has to sink and job because
that's who you really are. So stay authentically. Oh man,
I don't know. I'm against I'm against people who drink
a lot. And every time they with you, you drinking,

(01:22:07):
you can't what are you talking about. I don't like liars,
but every time you talking to somebody, you lying to him.
You don't think they can see this? Stay authentically, know
who you are. You know I would. At the Democratic Convention,
I watched my brother Dale Hughgley do extremely well. He

(01:22:31):
was clever, he was thought provoking, and I listened to
d O show. Deal is my brother. Deal at the
times can be profound. Deal's vocabulary is extensive from the
background that he has and if he hasn't told you this,
I'll have to let him tell it. But from the

(01:22:51):
background he had, the way he is now, it's really
amazing what he's done to himself, you know, education wise.

Speaker 3 (01:22:57):
Right.

Speaker 2 (01:22:59):
So even when we were on the Kings of Comedy tour,
a lot of times they were interviewing us. We would
have DL take the lead on the interviews because we
enjoyed the way he talked. I tend him a text
after the Democratic Convention. I congratulated her. I said, I
was proud of you man, you did really, really well.
I've watched him, but I know that that's not what

(01:23:21):
I do, and I've come to that in my life,
and it's okay. What I am good at is being
authentically me. These closing remarks are mine. They're not written down,
they're not stolen. It's just me speaking the way I speak,
and I speak from a very very common perspective. If

(01:23:44):
you don't understand what I'm saying is because I'm my
mental process is all over the place that day. But
for the most part, I speak very plainly. You know
it's not beautiful to listen to me talk. I find
it beautiful to find out what I think, But I
don't think it's that beautiful to hear me talk. But

(01:24:05):
I think what resonates with people with me is my authenticity.
And be authentic to yourself. Know your brand stand for
something you hear people say all the time, Now stand
on business or do that? Find out the business you
in find out who the business you are and stand
on that and stay right there. You know, it's amazing.

Speaker 11 (01:24:29):
Man.

Speaker 2 (01:24:29):
When a hook up with my college friends, it's fifteen
of us. We get together every year, it's fifteen of us.
It's all men, and we get together and they are
understanding of who I am, and I'm understanding of who
they are. And they said, man, love, you ain't ever

(01:24:50):
changed in fifty years. I'm not sitting up in here.
They've never seen me drunk. There is not a living
soul who can put their hand on the Bible and
say they I saw Steve Harvey drunk. You don't exist.
There's not a living soul can put their hand on
a Bible and say, I saw Steve Harvey getting high.
Because you didn't. That was the brand. And I've stood

(01:25:14):
on that now. That don't make me better than nobody else.
That ain't what I'm saying. I got a lot of
great friends that drink and get high. I know some
brilliant people that drink and get high. So I ain't
knocking it. I'm just telling you I have managed to
stay me. Be yourself, to thine own self, be true.
You can hold that line a lot longer than you

(01:25:35):
can hold faking somebody. People will appreciate you if you
are who you say you are. And the only way
to be who you say you are is you gonna
have to do what you say you gonna do. And
I have made that my business, and if you make
it yours, that is a great chance for you to

(01:25:58):
become successful. You can't be a news reporter if your
ass is a sculptor. Just make the statues and go home.
Ladies and gentlemen, this is the damn Steve Harvey.

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