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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today show is pre recorded.
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Y'all know what y'all don't know.
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Y'all bat all at all, So.
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Don't given them black.
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A million bus busy.
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Listening to.
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To I don't Joy, Yeah, Joy, you know you.
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Love you gotta turn.
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I can't.
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Go to turn the mouth turn probably got to turn
mouth turn out a.
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Wad of the morning up.
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Look, come.
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Come out you think that? Uh huh, I sure will.
Good morning everybody, y'all listening to the voice, come on
dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey got this
radio show. Man, How I got here? I really can't
explain it. Only by the grace of God, that's all
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I can really tell you. I was talking with a
buddy the other day and he was telling me. He said, Man,
he had an interesting philosophy about it. He say. You know,
you can have dreams and visions, he say, but God,
God will never show you what all he has for you.
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He won't show you all of it because he knows
you'll mess it up. And you know what, man, I
thought about that, and wow, how true is that? Okay?
I know that I got a radio show, and see it,
it's just become this major blessing for me. I didn't
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see it. But if I would have seen it and
known when he had planned on giving it to me,
I would have messed it up because Number one, my
first question would have been to him, why I got
to wait so long? Why don't I go down hill
and start on the radio now? And then I'll be
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in radio and then TYD, I see there God. But
see the thing about God is God don't need your help.
Matter of fact, he don't really want it. All he
wants is you to love him and obey if you
can do them two things I think I could be wrong.
I think he'd be really cool with us. So had
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I known about these blessings that he had for me,
I would have messed him up because I would have
put my thinking in the figuring process, and that would
ejected it all up. That's the first thing I ask
why I got away so long? And then if he'd
shown me what I was gonna have to do to
get it, I would have showed messed that up. Man,
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I ain't finna do that. I ain't finna do all
of that. Wait a minute, I got to go through
all of these mishaps in my life. So when I
get the radio show, I have something to share, Man,
why won't I just read a couple books and share
that experience with them? Now? See, I want you to
know what you're talking about. I want you to be transparent.
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I want people to be able to identify with your
struggle and apply they struggle to it and see that
they can get over. See. God never shows you all
of it because he know we'll mess it up. I
wouldn't have any books, I certainly please know, I would
not be the host of family few can I tell
you that? It is amazing man, how God works, and
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my invitation to everybody today is allowed God to work.
You know, you can ask him why all you want to,
and from time to time I still do no good
for me. But that'll me old woe is me? Lord?
Thing that don't really get it for me? Because when
I start asking him why, I'm asking somebody who has
a thought process so high above mind that there's no
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way if he told it to me, I wouldn't even
get it. You wouldn't either, Uncle, I'll bright you think
you are. Man, You just ain't gonna get how and
why he does it his way. You're not going to
understand it. But he has a plan for each and
every one of us. And if we adhere to the plan,
if we submit ourself to his will and just say, okay, God,
what you want me to do. I am telling you
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it is the best way to live. Now. You can
also do it the way I did it early on.
You can just do what you want to do and
see how it go from now. And I will tell
you from personal experience, it's not going to go good.
You know, my wife and I were talking the other
day and she said something with me, and I had
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to write it down. She says, Steve, you know the
funny thing about sin. She says, sining costs you more
than you want to pay and causes you to stay
longer than you want to stay. I asked my wife
where she got that from. She says, some old person
told it to her. She says, sining cost you more
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than you want to pay and causes you to stay
longer than you want to stay. That's the problem, man,
about doing what you want to do. Because we are
all sinners man, all of us, all of us, every
last one of us a sinners. You will be a
sinner until you die. Now, you could be saved by grace,
but You're going to be a sinner man. You are
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going to make mistakes. You are going to in your
life knowingly do wrong. I bet you will. I don't
know who you think you are. I don't know who
you've been listening to. But get this, we are sinners.
We were born into a world that is sinful. Now
it's okay, it's okay, it's our world. But we can
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make the best of it because we can form a
relationship with God and we can go to war with
this thing, you know, and we can win. You can
actually get over. Being born into this world is not
an end all. It doesn't mean you're doomed, nah man,
because God is available to give you life, and not
only give you life, but give it to you more abundantly.
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I have more of an abundant life than I've ever had.
If you took away the finances, trust and believe, I
have so many things I could tell you that I'm
grateful for. For my wife, for my children, man, for
my family, for the few friends that I have, for
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the work that I do, man for the respect that
some people that I feel around some people from the
reputation I have earned. Now I ain't cool with everybody.
I got that. I ain't cool with everybody. Everybody ain't
cool with me. Everybody don't like me. Man, get past
that right there. I don't care what you do. Everybody
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are gonna like you. Some people didn't like Jesus. What
did he do? What did he do wrong to anybody?
Show it to me where he was just out there
just messing over folks, and you could justify all that
happened to him. Just show it to me. But he
knew everybody ain't gonna like me. I just come to
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save y'all. Understand. I got you. Ain't feeling me. You're
gonna spit on me. You're gonna hang me up there,
You're gonna pierce my side. You're gonna do all that
to me. When you get through, I still love you.
That's a powerful statement. Man, God will take care of
you if you form this relationship with him. He has
something for you. He has a plan for you that
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is beyond your imagine nation. He will give you the
desires of your heart. But he also has some stuff
in store for you that you're not even asking for.
That he is willing to ship to an address that
belongs to you as long as you stay on the
right path and are trying your best. God to ship
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you the blessing anyway, because please know He's done it
to me. I'm a living witness to this that God
will ship you blessings and you ain't gonna be perfect.
But if he know your heart, man, if he know
you trying to do better, if he see you trying
to change, if he see you trying to get it right,
he understands that you're gonna stumble all the way through
this thing. But if he know your heart and he
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know you trying to get it right and you doing
the best you can, boy, here, ship some stuff your way. Man.
You really be tripping, man, you will really be tripping.
Steve Harvey got a radio show. Man. It's crazy, ain't it.
Speaker 8 (09:59):
Morning show.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, thank you so much
for joining us this receive of the morning show. Listen.
I want to make a statement on behalf of Shirley
Strawberry caller for real and a new parent Junior. I'm
gonna make a statement for all of us on the
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show and extend this following statement to all of the
parents out there listening. Let me ask y'all something because
it bothered me. I just want to check with other
parents to make sure. Does it ever bother you? When
you think about all you do for so many people,
namely your children, you would think, with all of the
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automatic stuff that we do for them every month, every
year and every day, you would think, after all we do,
is it not wrong of me could just want them
to say thank you every now and then? Man, thank you?
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Because you know, I know some bad parents, So I
would just wondering, wouldn't it be nice if.
Speaker 9 (11:20):
These un grateful and entitle funky I can't.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Even I got to edit the rest of what I
want to say in considerate kids, in considerate children of ours?
Is it wrong of me to just expect maybe every
nine and then just hey, daddy, thank you, Mama, thank you.
Y'all know you don't have to do this. You deposit
this for me, You help me with this, cab me here,
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you do this for me. Man.
Speaker 10 (11:53):
And the things they don't see, the things they don't
even know about, those are.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Just the things they see.
Speaker 10 (12:00):
The roof over your head, shelter, We're talking about the
basic Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
For granted, what they think this stuff come from?
Speaker 5 (12:08):
Right?
Speaker 11 (12:09):
Because I come you an adult don't know your insurance coming.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
You know why you don't know it because I'm.
Speaker 11 (12:14):
Paying right you ad Yeah, you don't know who got
your insurance on your car.
Speaker 10 (12:24):
You just know you just get in and drive it.
That's all you do.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
If it's just like I'll be going like yo, man,
I know I've been doing this for quite some time.
But you know, have you ever like wondered how this
just magically appears. Leprechauns ain't real.
Speaker 10 (12:45):
The only time they'll realize it is when they have
kids of their own, and their kids grow up and
do it to them.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
You know that like the end of the rainbow, do
you realize who had to hain't the rainbow?
Speaker 12 (13:01):
You have?
Speaker 2 (13:01):
Rainbow got a bit?
Speaker 7 (13:03):
Ye?
Speaker 2 (13:04):
You just down there at the pot of gold with
your hand in it. I'm just I'm just on behalf
of all the parents off, thank you, on behalf of
all of us on the Steve Harvey Morning Show, hanging there,
and if you got some ungrateful hang in there. I
just want you to know, if you ain't gonna, ain't
gonna get better, gift their ass out the house and
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you cut them off. That's the only I feel I
feel a cutoff coming. All right, I get you.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Thank you, Steve. Coming up in thirty two minutes after.
Speaker 10 (13:39):
The hour, Junior in for the nephew to run that
prank back right after this.
Speaker 8 (13:43):
You're listening hard morning show.
Speaker 10 (13:47):
It's time now to run that prank back with Junior
in for the nephew.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Junior, what you got for us today?
Speaker 11 (13:53):
Sleeping security God just right there. Sleeping security God is
self explained. Go ahead, but it can't.
Speaker 13 (14:02):
Security booth man help you? A uh uh this stuff
I can barely hear.
Speaker 14 (14:09):
Is this is this a security booth down by the by.
Speaker 13 (14:12):
The gate, Yes, sir, this security booth.
Speaker 14 (14:16):
Yeah, listen man, it's some people, uh next door to me.
They they keep I'm hearing a bunch of scuffling and
stuff going on. But I ain't you know, I ain't
really show what's happening. I know, I know I'm here.
This lady scream or something. Man, But I I just.
Speaker 13 (14:35):
Okay, sir, if you can give us the UNI number
that you're in, we could have somebody come right over.
Speaker 4 (14:41):
There and check that out. Hello, sir, sir.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Hello, yeah, I.
Speaker 14 (14:54):
Gotta I gotta sleep in disorder, man. The people the
next door to me. Man, they was, I mean, they
were sitting there. I heard this latest car and I
just didn't. I an't want nobody to, you know, start
shooting or nothing, because I know they was arguing pretty
pretty heavily, and I heard it. I know they must
have been fighting because I heard.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
I understand.
Speaker 13 (15:16):
Sorry, what what unit are you in?
Speaker 4 (15:22):
Hello? Sure?
Speaker 13 (15:24):
Are you there?
Speaker 7 (15:26):
Hello? Hello?
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Hello?
Speaker 4 (15:32):
Yes, I'm here.
Speaker 13 (15:32):
Are you okay?
Speaker 2 (15:35):
You're the security guy?
Speaker 13 (15:37):
Right, yes, sir, you called us about ten minutes ago
and we've been trying to fight out with unit.
Speaker 14 (15:42):
Well yeah, man, these people up here, man, they arguing
and I I'm hearing more people over there now and
they fighting. Man, I know I hear too. It's got
to be too mean in the fighting. This lady over.
Speaker 13 (15:58):
But the unit, the unit, sir?
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Are some kids over that to it? Sure?
Speaker 4 (16:06):
We need to know.
Speaker 13 (16:07):
The unit so that we can come out and investigate.
Speaker 4 (16:16):
Hello, Hello, sir, Hello, Hello, hello sir. Hey, Hey, look
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I cannot do this all day.
Speaker 13 (16:38):
I am trying to work. I cannot be around with
you on the phone. Could you please give me your
unit number?
Speaker 2 (16:46):
Them people over there, they arguing.
Speaker 13 (16:48):
Man, I know you, yes, you have said that.
Speaker 4 (16:50):
They don't argue.
Speaker 13 (16:51):
I heard you when you said that. They will argue,
sir if you just give me that unit number that
either you are in or the union number.
Speaker 4 (16:58):
You hear the know.
Speaker 13 (17:00):
It's coming from. We could have somebody to come over
there and check that out immediately. So what the union
number are you in against?
Speaker 6 (17:06):
Sir?
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Do you do? You do? You?
Speaker 15 (17:09):
Do?
Speaker 2 (17:09):
You hear him argum? See, let me put you.
Speaker 12 (17:11):
I only hear your No.
Speaker 13 (17:14):
I need the unit number.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
Let me listen. I gonna put the phone up.
Speaker 4 (17:18):
Do you hear him, yes, sir, but I don't hear
the unit number.
Speaker 7 (17:23):
I need the.
Speaker 4 (17:24):
Unit number without the union number. We're just having a conversation. Hello,
Hello there loone, Hello are you there?
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Yoh yeah? Amen? You checked on them people, No.
Speaker 13 (17:51):
Sir, we have not checked on the people because we
have not been able to get the union number from you.
Speaker 7 (18:01):
Sir.
Speaker 13 (18:03):
Dude this fall Every time he gets ready to tell
me something, he falls. You've got to hit it. He's
falling to sleep. Hey man, come in, dude. This guy
falling sleep on the phone. I think it's unit out
of him.
Speaker 12 (18:20):
Could keep falling asleep.
Speaker 4 (18:22):
Hello, sirn.
Speaker 13 (18:26):
Hello, sir, sir, Hey man, I don't know what unit
he's in. He's falling asleep. Every time I ask him something.
If he falls asleep, he keeps telling me they over
that fight battles in. He won't tell me you. I
don't tell I don't know to you? What would you
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wake up to?
Speaker 4 (18:48):
Sleep?
Speaker 12 (18:50):
Hey?
Speaker 13 (18:50):
I got a guy on the phone that he says
that they here some screaming over it BIS unit. But
he's fallowing asleep. I don't can't get him on get into.
Tell me what's the union number? Hey, dude, come in
listen to this.
Speaker 12 (19:05):
Listen.
Speaker 13 (19:11):
Hello, I'm gonna need you to wake up.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Sir, O, sir?
Speaker 13 (19:15):
Could you please give me the unit?
Speaker 2 (19:18):
I gotta ask you something? How come y'all all?
Speaker 14 (19:21):
Y'all do is just sit on y'all to watch cards
come in and out there door.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Instead of helping people that need help, like the number.
You shut your at me. You need to do your
damn job.
Speaker 8 (19:33):
You rent a cop.
Speaker 4 (19:34):
I'm a rital cop. I'm a rental cop.
Speaker 13 (19:36):
The small a sleep.
Speaker 4 (19:37):
Would you just give me the UE number?
Speaker 15 (19:39):
Please?
Speaker 2 (19:40):
I give you the number of the union number? You
ready for the UNI number? Are you are you listening
to me?
Speaker 7 (19:45):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (19:46):
I says to you, sir, that is nephew timing from
the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
You just out rank by your co worcome.
Speaker 13 (20:00):
Oh, it's not funny man.
Speaker 7 (20:06):
Y'ah got me out here walking around.
Speaker 13 (20:09):
Looking for people.
Speaker 4 (20:10):
Honoring and screaming.
Speaker 13 (20:19):
Put it out.
Speaker 14 (20:20):
Okay, let me let me ask you something man, what
is what is the baddest radio show in the land?
Speaker 4 (20:28):
Morning Show?
Speaker 1 (20:32):
All right, junior, thank you.
Speaker 10 (20:34):
In for the nephew coming up next, it is asked
the CELO, our chief love officer, Steve Harvey in the
building right after this.
Speaker 8 (20:43):
You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 10 (20:47):
Coming up at the top of the hour, we have
a very special guest for you. He's a rapper, entrepreneur, philanthropist,
and now a best selling author.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
I'm talking about the one and only jay.
Speaker 10 (20:58):
Z Jeezi will be here to talk about his brand
new book Adversity for Sale and other projects he's working on.
Jeezi will join us at the top of the hour.
But right now it is time to ask the CLO.
This one's from Joyceland in Omaha. Joycelynd writes, I'm fifty
two years old and I have been in and out
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of the doctor's office because My man makes my asthma
flare up. His clothes and his car always smell like cigarettes,
but he told me he stopped smoking. Why lie to
me about something so serious?
Speaker 2 (21:32):
Her question was, what, why lie.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
To me about something so serious?
Speaker 10 (21:35):
She is asthma, Her man always smells like cigarettes, his
house is closed, but he told her he stopped smoking, basically.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
Okay, and he lied. Why would he lie about something
so serious?
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Yeah, that's what she wants to do.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Okay, So what you want now? You stay in the hospital.
Speaker 8 (21:54):
Uh huh.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
You got to always go to the hospital because he
won't quit smoket you love him that much? Did you
stay with him? But you keep going to the hospital.
But your bigger question is he don't love you enough
to quit sending you to the hospital.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
Okay, that's what.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
I'm just trying. Why would he lie about something so
serious because he gonna keep smoking?
Speaker 1 (22:22):
Clearly he's than.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
Now if you don't like that, it's okay, your ass
back down to the hospital. All right, see some of
this stuff, Joyce? Why would he lie about something so serious?
We lie about way less than that.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
When the truth clearly I don't even.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
Know what the type of question that is, Why would
he lie about something so serious? We lie about sious though.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
That's when you do your best work.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
Some of my best lives has been last moment been
what some of my best lives has been in critical
last moments talking, I'm talking about smooth witty. I told
what I thought with life saving.
Speaker 11 (23:16):
Swear your whole life.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
Oh all right, we're moving on. I hope you got
the message.
Speaker 10 (23:23):
Jocelyn uh Twanda and Carlsbad says, my boyfriend has befriended
my ex hubby and they work out together. I was
at the gem and it irritated me so much that
I decided to be overly nice to my ex in
front of my new man.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
Why did he get so upset? How can he be friendly?
But I can't.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
What you're calling the wrong radio show? When you won't me,
she wrote in to give you advice about a stupid
ass man, I ain't got nothing to say to you, damn.
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As a matter of fact, you better quit looking over here.
Speaker 12 (24:09):
What what.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
Ween buddies ween working out together?
Speaker 7 (24:14):
We?
Speaker 2 (24:14):
Why? That don't make no damn sense.
Speaker 11 (24:17):
Oh you're talking about her Karen boyfriend being friends?
Speaker 2 (24:20):
That makes no damn sense. It all you his buddy
for what y'all black. Y'all have got to be white.
You got he's got white? No, they black? They black?
I just want them to be white. Oh be like
on family feud. Let me tell you what I saw
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on Family Fuse. A man is standing next to his
wife and introduces me to his wife. Then he introduces
me to the next contestant units five. Contestant. Contestant number
three was his daughter. Okay, I'm thinking you know daughter white?
Who The next contestant, number four was a woman was
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his ex wife. The man standing next to the ex
wife was her current husband, who is the captain's best friend.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
Whoa they kept it closer.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
Yeah, And then the little girl in the middle was
the daughter of the first wife, but she looked like
the second wife because I said, girl, you look just
like your mama, And that wasn't her, damn MoMA, and
that wasn't boy. You know I'll be doing looking at these,
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I said, well, finally, finally I can say, are y'all
looking like?
Speaker 15 (25:54):
Oh?
Speaker 12 (25:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (25:56):
I said that by them. Bodist was hollering because you
don't show in Atlanta. They would holler, yeah, that's it
right there. I ain't got nothing for you. I don't know.
I don't know why he hears buddy, he's stupid.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
Yeah, he can be friendly, but he doesn't want her
to be friendly with them.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
Well, what you're friendly with him for?
Speaker 1 (26:12):
Because it's irritating that they're friendly.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
Yeah. Now, I'm gonna just tell you right now as
a Christian, I'm gonna say this as Christian as I can,
as soon as I know you to ex me and
your asses.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
Enemies, instant hate.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
I'm not finna play with you. Yes, and I don't
get there. How nice a guy you would? I don't
get whatever. Yeah, I hate you.
Speaker 10 (26:44):
All right.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
Moving on to Melissa in Brooklyn.
Speaker 10 (26:49):
My Lissa says, I had sex with my mom's boyfriend
when I was in my twenties. I can still send
sexual tension between us, and he's still fine and in
great shape. My mom wants me to come stay with
them for Christmas. Should I get a hotel room instead? Well, tramp,
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this is terrible.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
Let me just give you a couple of back because
I see you trying to just happen in your twelve
Listen to this. You say that sexual at tension. Now,
the only way that sexual attention is cause you feeling
Uh see this ain't you feeling it off him, This
is you feeling it for him too, because you said
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he's still fine as he in great shape. Uh huh yeah,
So see it's on your mind too. Don't dump it
on him. Can you stay your ass at the hotel?
But you go up in there, you already know what's
gonna happen, tension. You don't mama go to sleep.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
But your mother though this is terrible helpful.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
I'm gonna tell you, man, it's some trifling people in
this world. Yes, with no regard. Man, I'm gonna tell
you something. Man, If you had odds with your mother,
that says a lot about you as a person, and
it says more about you than anything because you have it.
There's one person you owe your life to and that
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is your mother. And if you can't work it out
with her, it's something wrong with you. Here's a person
who gave herself to sacrifice for you and to pour
into you and give you life, and you can't work
it out with her, It's something wrong with that person
right there. You gotta look at that.
Speaker 11 (28:44):
All right.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Ain't nothing my mama could have done. I wouldn't have
forgave her full.
Speaker 10 (28:47):
No, absolutely not all right, thank you, Clo. Coming up next,
jez will be in the building. He's going to talk
about his brand new book. It's a best seller. It's
called Adversity for Sale. Right after this, you're listening.
Speaker 8 (29:03):
Morning show.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
Everybody has promised we got a special guest this morning.
This brother right here is multi platinum rapper, undoubtedly a
front runner, one of the legends in the game. He's
from right here in atl He's a songwriter, philanthropist, and
he's an entrepreneur. Every year at my miner in camp
(29:28):
without fail, he show up, Wow. Every year he pours
something into these young men. Every year. He do it
without charge. I can't say that about everybody. This dude
right here is solid like that. And now all on
top of all he's doing, he can add AfOR to
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the title right now, y'all because he done had a
lot of accomplishments. But this new book is entitled Adversity
for Sale. You gotta believe, ladies and gentlemen, please, he's
welcome to the show, ze Jay.
Speaker 12 (30:03):
Jezu jacins, how y'all feeling.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
How you doing?
Speaker 6 (30:12):
Man? Man?
Speaker 12 (30:13):
I ain't doing no complainting maybe none whatsoever.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
First, of all, man, I want to say thank you man,
because every year, I'm serious, he comes down to that
camp with the boys, and he pull into him, he
takes time with him. Ain't no rush job, you know,
and and all the young people know who he is,
and so they all is. And I just want to
say thank you, man for doing that.
Speaker 12 (30:35):
And I appreciate it. And I want to say thank
you too, brother, for even allowing me the opportunity to
come to pour in them into building such a great
platform and a great space and a safe space for
these these young man. Man, they be amazing, brother. And
every year I come back, I've seen a few that's
been back a few times, and I get more and
more proud of every year. Brother. So just keep doing
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what you're doing.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
Thank you man. Hey, y'all, let's get you what now, jeszu.
We got a book out now. The book just call
Adversity for Sale. You talk about how you beat the
odds and you got out the streets to become a
successful business man. Tell us a little bit about the journey.
Speaker 5 (31:11):
Bro.
Speaker 12 (31:11):
I love to hit you, by the way, but we
got to add one more thing onto that. For two
much secutive weeks, I've been on the New York Times,
met some of them, and so you know, we got
we can. We have to put that in there, tell them,
you know, for me those seeing I mean, you know,
to be honest with you, like my purpose and my
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mission in life, and I understand it more and more
every day. It's the point to my culching by example,
because I understand everybody that come from my walk of
life or come to where I come from, don't really
have any examples of what I wouldn't even say success,
just what walking in your faith looks like. And every time,
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you know we talked earlier, I tell you I ain't
never had a bad day in my life because every
morning I wake up, I get a chance and the
opportunity to help change lives. And I feel like, you know,
my journey is no different from anybody else's. But the
thing about it, I'm willing to share it. I'm willing
to open up. I'm willing to be vulnerable about the
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times that I didn't believe in myself and I had to,
you know, just go against this adversity. And I don't.
I don't ever want to be in a position where
people see the finished product and feel like that's what
success is. I want to tell you about my failure
because that's why I learned the most, and coming from
the streets into what I'm into now is just like
I always had that vision for myself. I just had
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to align, you know, my goals with my purpose and
just walking safe and every every day wasn't promised. And
as I began to do things that made me feel
like I was making progress, that's when the worst would happen.
And this book is the stories about those things that happened.
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And you would think that it was the end all
be all, and somehow, some way I was able to
navigate that. So I just hope this book helps you
know other people, and I would love to. Uh now,
I'm gonna say this on myself, and it's coming from me.
The next the next gap you have with young man,
I want to personally come and get each one everyone
(33:18):
that I'm gonna copy of my book myself.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
Oh yeah, yeah, gotta work.
Speaker 8 (33:22):
Nice.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
Hey man, Let me ask you a question, because I'm
listening to you talk. What was it that clicked for you?
Was there any one thing that happened that you said,
I got to get out these streets?
Speaker 15 (33:32):
Man?
Speaker 2 (33:33):
Oh, this ain't working.
Speaker 12 (33:35):
What the thing about it is, I don't think a
lot of people know. Like, so, my father was in
the military, so I lived you know, white Japan and
all these different places, and with my parents divorced, I
had to go back to the hood in South Georgia.
And I knew instantly that there was a bigger world.
So my my pursuit to get back to that started,
(33:57):
you know, when I got dropped up at my grandmother's
house because I'm like, you know, like I got to
figure out how to you know, my palette was different. Man,
I was eating soushy at a young age. You know
now I say, now, I was just like, you know,
I got to get back to the life that I knew.
So I would tell my friends and my peers, like,
you know, there's beaches and palm trees, and nobody would
believe me. It was almost like I was telling these
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fairy tales and you know, I knew better. And that's
when my pursuits started. And the thing about it is,
I went to the streets because you know, as a
young black man, and that's why I commit you on
making the safe space. There was no stafe space for me,
right Steve. I didn't have people I could talk to.
I didn't have any mentors. I didn't have any older uncles.
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They had a vision or knew what they wanted in life.
They mostly worked their factories and stuff like that. So
I went to the streets because those were the guys
who actually had, you know, some type of vision for
themselves and they was trying to do better even though
they were doing you know, criminal activities, they actually knew
what they wanted to be like, and I resonated with them.
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I knew that getting into the streets, I had two
goals not to get killed and not to go to jail.
And that's the only thing I cared about, and think
about it. I always had this vision for myself. Uh
three piece suit, you know, good skin, Uh plain Jane,
nice watch, plain Jane Redding band, you know, And that
was my business and everything I could do to get
(35:20):
to that, that's what I did. And I knew that
the streets wasn't for me because you know, I'm gonna
be honest, like I'm a fly guy man, you know,
jail ain't the place for me.
Speaker 2 (35:29):
Yeah. And another thing too, it's how kind of hard
to have good skin on the streets. I don't know,
you know, hold on, man, we coming right back. We
got him on the line, y'all. The book is called
Adversity for Sale. You gotta believe. We're gonna find out
more about it when we come back with Jesus right
after this.
Speaker 8 (35:47):
You're listening morning shall all.
Speaker 2 (35:51):
Right, everybody, We're back in our special guest this morning
is the one and only Jay Jezu j on the
words and we say it down South, j Jesus Jenkins. Yeah,
Jay Jesus, Yeah, Yeah. I've been really shedding the light
on this new book.
Speaker 7 (36:08):
Man.
Speaker 2 (36:08):
It's called Adversity for Sale. You got to believe, and
we're talking about his journey. One of the things I
found fascinating, man, was you grew up in where father
was in the military, so you travel, so you were
in Hawaii, all around the world, and then when your
parents got divorced, you got dropped off at your grandmama's
house in the hood, and your whole goal was to
(36:28):
get back to that world that you knew existed. That's
an amazing thing. Because I try to tell people, exposure
is critical because once you've been exposed, you can't get unexposed.
That's right, You've become really a successful artist, your father, husband, entrepreneur.
(36:49):
In the book, do you give a glimpse to your
fan base or to the reader about those aspects of
your life.
Speaker 12 (36:55):
I embrace evolution, and I think that that's a key.
Even when I was young and I was in the streets,
I was just thirsty for knowledge. A lot of people
wouldn't sit around the older people, but I would if
I sit around you. And I got game and I
got to understand it. And to this day, you know,
I'm still the same way, thirsty for knowledge and evolution.
(37:16):
And I think that's what it was. It's just like
I had a purpose back then, but I didn't understand it.
And my purpose was to learn so that I'm able
to translate this to you know, my peers and my
coach and the people around me in the simplest terms.
And that's why I was able to get into music
and make the type of records that I was making,
because that was our connection through the music. I was
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learning and I was teaching through the music. And somebody
gave me this book, Thinking Grow Rich, maybe about eight
years ago, and it changed my life. And I just
sat there and I just read this book over and over,
and I was like, what if I put my life
in a book right and get my people to read.
And the thing is like, even now to this day,
I'm doing a book sign it and I got guy
(38:00):
coming say, man, I had to pick up a book
in high school. I haven't picked up a book because
I was in prison. And to me, that's to give
back because when you.
Speaker 2 (38:08):
Actually, how do I do it?
Speaker 12 (38:10):
I had to go out and get the information and
get the knowledge right, and now days I want to
give that back. So like I dropped out of school
in the fifth grade and went to the street. I
got my GED when I was in boot camp, when I.
Speaker 2 (38:23):
Was locked up.
Speaker 12 (38:24):
And even then, I had a friend that was on
the bottom bunk and he felled his GED twice and
I sat up and I tutored him for three months
and he passed the GED. So that's just the type
of person that I am.
Speaker 2 (38:36):
Brother, I think this book can be so helpful to
young people, so helpful to adults. In the name of
the book is Adversity for Sale. It's online, it's anywhere
books or so. He's been on the New York Times
Best Selling this for over two weeks now. They give
it up for Jesus Jacon.
Speaker 12 (38:55):
Thank you, Thank you guys, y'all say blessed.
Speaker 1 (38:58):
Y'all be all right, man coming up next.
Speaker 10 (39:01):
Fans are split over the firing of a cast member
after she called another castmate a blue monkey.
Speaker 1 (39:07):
We'll talk about that right after this you're.
Speaker 8 (39:10):
Listening morning show?
Speaker 2 (39:13):
All right?
Speaker 10 (39:14):
Reality star Erica Minna was fired from her role on
MTV's Love and Hip Hop Atlanta. Mena was in a
heated discussion with her castmate Spice. You know Spice as
the Jamaican hip hop artist.
Speaker 1 (39:27):
That wears only blue.
Speaker 10 (39:28):
She only wears blue wigs, blue nails, blue clothing on
every episode of the show, and Spice told Mena that
her oldest son doesn't even like her.
Speaker 1 (39:38):
Minna got upset.
Speaker 10 (39:39):
She flipped the table on Spice and called her quote
a blue monkey and repeatedly called her a monkey. Mena
also said that Spice should have died after a recent
cosmetic surgery almost killed her. Mena was fired after the
episode aired. According to online sources, Mena is of Puerto
Rican Dominican descent.
Speaker 1 (40:02):
That's the word I'm looking for, thank you, descent.
Speaker 10 (40:05):
She does have two small children by a black man
and fans are really split on this steve of whether
or not Rika Mena should be fired because she has
been fired.
Speaker 1 (40:13):
After that, the cast was upset about it all of that.
So what what do you think about the blue monkey
comment and all of that.
Speaker 2 (40:21):
Well, she's gone, you know, yeah, so she fired. I'm
not marching to get the job back. Then. I'm not
making no pickets, sign buying, no stick, dining at home depot,
getting no I'm not gonna buy no cardboard and MG designs.
I ain't got to find no magic markle, frame hard,
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everybody bring hard back man with her.
Speaker 1 (40:44):
Yeah, the cast was really upset with her.
Speaker 2 (40:47):
Blue monkey. I don't know where they come from, yoursaults,
but monkey.
Speaker 1 (40:52):
You know you can't call it.
Speaker 2 (40:54):
You can't say man. You know you can't call black peoplele,
but you can go hard at ocause I don't heard,
you know, over here with your monkey looking ass. And
I heard something like that before, you know, and they
fire that off right quick that sometimes they get out
your mouth for you you going over here and watch
out now with your monkey looking ass. I heard stuff
like that, you know. But you know, if you say
it was differently, for say it look different, you know,
(41:14):
if you say, over here with your blue monkey looking ass.
Speaker 1 (41:16):
You know you know where it's going.
Speaker 2 (41:19):
Yeah, I didn't hurt people. I didn't. I didn't said
it myself, you know with your Planet of the eight
looking ass. You know I said that sometimes you ain't
got to go monkey. You can use eight. Uh. You
know you stand over here, some gorilla looking ass. You
know you think bab blood ass. You know there's a
lot of stuff you got. You got to you got
to use variations of monkey. Sometimes you got to bring
(41:40):
in the baboon or the gorilla. Just a planet of
the ay or just monkey looking. But what you say
blue monkey?
Speaker 6 (41:47):
Nah?
Speaker 2 (41:47):
You talking directly to me. You know I wear blue.
So this wasn't a generalization you said. You know you look,
how about this one, your little black ass blue monkey
that would have got your egg right there?
Speaker 1 (42:05):
You're not healthwing. You realize that, right, you're not helping.
Speaker 2 (42:09):
Sure, I'm not here to help.
Speaker 11 (42:11):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (42:13):
Erica Menindez or whatever.
Speaker 1 (42:14):
Her name is, Ericamena, Yeah, okay whatever, they fired her.
Yeah she's out.
Speaker 2 (42:21):
Yeah, Okay, she gone. Case close And I don't know
what the fans is split for.
Speaker 1 (42:26):
Spice started at the one night all the Blue Monkey.
Speaker 2 (42:29):
She started it by talking about her son.
Speaker 1 (42:31):
She said that Erica Mena's son doesn't like her.
Speaker 2 (42:34):
Once you do that, yeah, all this is open here.
How we got now we got blue monkey. You got
with your gorilla, with your big gorilla shape, mad, you
big health, you know you know what your what's your
planet of the ape looking ass? All this is fair
now once you break drag somebody baby into with your.
Speaker 9 (42:55):
Monkey looking ass, you're getting mad.
Speaker 8 (42:58):
And yeah, you Brad boom.
Speaker 2 (43:00):
As look at you.
Speaker 1 (43:02):
You're not helping.
Speaker 2 (43:05):
What are you doing sitting over here with jo cheetah
looking ass talking about she? Once you do that, once
you bring in the belly, I'm not here to help
obviously not today. Today is not the help day for me.
Your big rang a tang. That's really offensive because you know,
(43:27):
I think that should have been something worked out. But
now that she is fire yeh, because you started when
you talk about the woman's chat.
Speaker 1 (43:36):
But but the cast is really upset with her. That
they're really upset with her.
Speaker 4 (43:42):
Who was her?
Speaker 2 (43:42):
Well, you know they don't like I ain't never seen
this show. I don't even know who you're talking about.
Send me a picture of it. I'll probably tell you.
Why is she fine, Eric Ameta, Yeah.
Speaker 8 (43:54):
Yeah, yeah, she's a pretty girl.
Speaker 2 (43:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (43:58):
Coming up next, we have the prank.
Speaker 2 (44:00):
Don't you say that? I know houn attractive people on
the show. I was watching Jeopardy as lady on There.
Speaker 8 (44:06):
You're listening Hardy Morning Show.
Speaker 10 (44:10):
Coming up at about four minutes after the hour, it's
my Strawberry letter for today and the subject is my
ex broke in and painted my kitchen.
Speaker 1 (44:19):
We'll get into that, find out what that's all about.
Where is it?
Speaker 10 (44:24):
We'll find out. Coming up right now, though, it's Junior
in for the nephew with today's prank. Phone call Junior,
what you got for us today?
Speaker 2 (44:32):
All right?
Speaker 11 (44:32):
Today's prank is wedding in Jamaica. Queen's wedding in Jamaica. Queens,
let's go cat.
Speaker 7 (44:40):
Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach to Ivan.
Speaker 15 (44:42):
Please keep not in at the moment. This is Jennie.
Speaker 7 (44:44):
Can I help you? My name is Mark. I'm calling
from a travel agency.
Speaker 15 (44:48):
Oh hey, how you doing.
Speaker 7 (44:50):
I'm good, I'm good. I actually have some information for him.
He just finished paying his last payment. As far as
you all, you guys are getting you guys are getting married,
going on honeymoon. Is that right?
Speaker 15 (45:00):
Right?
Speaker 7 (45:01):
Right? Next month? Congratulations?
Speaker 15 (45:03):
Yes, thank you.
Speaker 7 (45:05):
Okay, well, listen, I got your information for you, and
I wanted to make sure the million address was correct
so I could know you guys flight tickets out as
well as a few forms and things like that, so
you guys would be pretty much well taken care of.
Speaker 15 (45:18):
Okay, this sounds good.
Speaker 7 (45:19):
Okay, are you pretty pretty excited about this? Oh?
Speaker 15 (45:22):
I'm excited, very excited.
Speaker 7 (45:24):
I can't tell you okay, good, good, good, Well, I'll
tell you what in April. I tell you, Jamaica Queens
is going to be a great place and the snow
will have burned off by then and it'll be pretty
much the summer coming around.
Speaker 15 (45:36):
You know, snow Jamaica Queens. No, we're going to Ocherios
in Jamaica, you know the islands.
Speaker 7 (45:44):
Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait.
Speaker 15 (45:47):
There's no snow.
Speaker 7 (45:48):
Okay, hang on, hang on, hang on. I've been working
with Ivan on this for quite some time, and I
actually have you guys book to go to Jamaica Queens.
Speaker 15 (46:00):
Now, there has to be some sort of mistake because
we're going to Cheria.
Speaker 7 (46:04):
Okay, but that's not what I have, and I have
I have Jamaica Queens. I have New York.
Speaker 15 (46:09):
Okay, well, I'm telling you you're wrong. I don't know
if you pulled up the wrong person.
Speaker 7 (46:14):
No, right, I'm sorry, Ivan and Jannis and you guys
are going out the second weekend in April. Is that correct?
Speaker 15 (46:22):
That's correct? But we're going to Ocheria.
Speaker 7 (46:24):
No, why you got scheduled for Jamaica Queens.
Speaker 15 (46:28):
There's a problem then, because I'm not getting married there.
Love New York, but I'm not getting married there.
Speaker 12 (46:34):
So what do we need to do?
Speaker 7 (46:36):
I mean, I I don't know what to do at
this point right now. I'm misstanding.
Speaker 15 (46:40):
I need you to figure that out because I'm getting
married next month.
Speaker 7 (46:43):
And I understand that, and I understand that. But I
have worked diligently with your fiance, so to speak, and
I got you guys scheduled for Jamaica Queens. I have
the hotels more somebody.
Speaker 15 (46:55):
I know it was not Ivan. I know it was
not him. I love New York, but that's not where
I'm getting married.
Speaker 4 (47:01):
I understand.
Speaker 7 (47:02):
I understand what you're saying. Now, Okay, I'm letting you
know because you're raising your voice at me. I'm letting
you know that I haven't had scheduled this and you
guys are scheduled to make a quation.
Speaker 15 (47:13):
Okay, you don't let me know where I'm getting married.
We've written you checks, so I need you to correct
the problem, and I will continue to raise my voice
until you are somebody at your damn wherever you are,
corrects the problem.
Speaker 7 (47:30):
I have.
Speaker 15 (47:32):
You're not gonna You're not gonna yell at me, and
now you're yelling at me.
Speaker 7 (47:38):
No, I'm not yelling at you. I'm trying to keep
my composure. I've been working with you.
Speaker 15 (47:45):
We're done. I need to talk to you, Superior. I'm sorry.
We spent way too much money. I'm getting married next
month and you're calling and telling me that I I
need somebody else on the phone.
Speaker 7 (47:55):
Okay, I need somebody else.
Speaker 15 (47:57):
You need to tell me what you are because I'm
ready to come with your where are.
Speaker 7 (48:00):
You learn me a moment, I'm pulling it up to
see if I can get some flights out to outr Reels.
Speaker 15 (48:05):
Okay, Okay, I did not believe this last minute. Oh
I told him to go.
Speaker 12 (48:11):
Oh my god.
Speaker 7 (48:12):
Okay, man, the flights are completely booked that week.
Speaker 15 (48:14):
I need to make something.
Speaker 7 (48:16):
So let's you want to get a private jet for
fifty to sixty thousand dollars. Ma'am, there's no way I
can get you in or out of tree. You might
take you dollars.
Speaker 15 (48:24):
Make it happen. You need to make something happen. Okay,
I'm being nice. You don't want to talk to Island,
so trust me, you need to make something happen. Get
back on your little computer. Call somebody else in the road.
Speaker 12 (48:37):
To be nice.
Speaker 7 (48:38):
Now do you tell you you continue to raise your
voice at me? Now you're using for Fanny at me. Y'
is going? Did you make a quaint Listen to me?
Speaker 15 (48:46):
It was your job to take care of transportation for
us to get from the US to Oacherils, from Oacheriels
to my Tigo bank. How are I supposed to handle happened?
You were supposed to handle.
Speaker 7 (48:57):
It and handle it. Your man said you guys were
going to Jamaica queen, and that's what I took for Now.
Speaker 15 (49:04):
Maybe I said Jamaica queens. We were very clear, and
I know he was very clear. I'm being very clear
right now. If you just listen to me, you have
one job. How you screw that up? I do not know,
but I need you to make it happen.
Speaker 7 (49:18):
You're going to happen. You're going to Jamaica, queen. Maybe
you are his queen and he's taking you to Jamaica,
but that's not how he said.
Speaker 15 (49:26):
Listen, you separ I'm not getting married in New York.
Do you understand me? Don't mention New York one more
time in this conversation. I do not mention New York.
Speaker 7 (49:35):
Why am I going to mention New York when that
is the actual ticket I have you scheduled for.
Speaker 15 (49:40):
Because you screw that up and you can ready to
correct it. Get on the computer and correct it.
Speaker 4 (49:45):
Figure it out.
Speaker 15 (49:45):
Your job is listen to me. Your job it is
from chills to my t Go, bab, focus on that.
Speaker 7 (49:52):
Work it out.
Speaker 15 (49:53):
Make it happen.
Speaker 7 (49:54):
Man. I'm not gonna sit here and go back and
forth with you, Okay.
Speaker 15 (49:57):
I need you, first of all, to stop yelling at me.
What the kind of customer service do you keep on?
Speaker 2 (50:02):
Think this is?
Speaker 15 (50:03):
I asked you earlier in this conversation to get somebody
else on the phone if you cannot help me. Now,
what I need you to do is figure out how
you gonna get me from oat your reels to my
tigo ban and I'm not getting on the boat. Don't
bring up boat, don't bring up New York.
Speaker 7 (50:18):
I need you to work it out.
Speaker 15 (50:19):
Don't tell me where I'm going to spend my honeymoon.
Speaker 7 (50:23):
Spend your honeymoon in Jamaica, Queen's New York. Your fiance
made a mistake. I'm not gonna pay for the mistake,
all right? And I don't have you.
Speaker 15 (50:37):
Gets talked? Do you hear me? Are you listening to me?
Speaker 7 (50:40):
I can't work it out. I've already told you there's
nothing about it. Can you get through your anybody head?
Speaker 15 (50:46):
But did you just call me idiots? Look? I need
you to get somebody else on this phone. I promise
you I'm about to reach through this phone and snatch
you up by your neck.
Speaker 7 (50:57):
Why are you talking to me like this is a
kind of service you get when you make mistakes and
don't know what the hell you want to go.
Speaker 15 (51:04):
We makes a mistake, and we know exactly where we
want to go, and you are not listening to me.
Ojia to montio bee. Do you understand?
Speaker 7 (51:11):
Do you understand what you're something? I need you to understand?
Are you listening to me. Yes, what this is nephew
Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got
pranked by your girlfriend, Cindy, who is your matron of honor.
Speaker 15 (51:29):
God, this, this is not funny. This is not funny.
Oh my, my hands are shaking. Oh my god.
Speaker 12 (51:40):
Do you don't know if I could have found you?
Speaker 15 (51:42):
Oh my god, I'm gonna kish.
Speaker 2 (51:48):
There. You make queen play too much? Yeah, that's going,
but you're actually going to make a queen. I just
want to confirm.
Speaker 12 (52:02):
None of that.
Speaker 2 (52:03):
Yeah, none of that. It's gonna be a lot of Americans.
Where you going.
Speaker 1 (52:10):
Shout out to Jamaica queen. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,
we love you too, Yes we do.
Speaker 2 (52:17):
D ls.
Speaker 1 (52:19):
Oh my god, that was great.
Speaker 11 (52:21):
I don't know why Timmy be doing this.
Speaker 1 (52:23):
I think I'm getting ready to get some jerk chicken
all of that. Yea, yeah, lant today. Yeah, we don't
know why the restaurant.
Speaker 2 (52:37):
I don't know we really listen to why. Let's just
get together on this what. Let's stop when he comes back,
Let's stop to praise and worship, praise service for everything.
A prank, praise.
Speaker 8 (53:00):
First one Steve.
Speaker 1 (53:02):
That'll crush him.
Speaker 2 (53:03):
You know, I worshiped the Lord.
Speaker 8 (53:05):
I read Amen.
Speaker 2 (53:11):
No milk.
Speaker 10 (53:14):
Coming up next, we have the Strawberry Letter. The subject
is my ex broke in and painted my kitchen. We'll
get into that right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey
Morning Show. Well, it is time now for today's Strawberry Letter.
And if you need advice on relationships, work, sex, parenting,
and more, please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve Harvey
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f M dot com and we could be reading your
letter live on the air, just like we're going to
read this one right here, right now, and you never know,
it could be yours.
Speaker 11 (53:44):
All right, ladies, gentlemen, it's time for the Strawberry Letter. Well,
my good friend Shirley Strawberry, thank.
Speaker 1 (53:49):
You, my good friend, Junior. Subject my ex broke in.
Speaker 2 (53:55):
Boy, you could use something deep.
Speaker 1 (54:00):
Try was talking to me my eggs broke in and
painted my kitchen?
Speaker 2 (54:04):
What he was going?
Speaker 11 (54:06):
It's time for the drop every little my good friends,
try to drop every yeah I put, I put yale in,
I make it down.
Speaker 6 (54:16):
Yeah yale in and make a dippy How did he sounds?
And now it's time for my yeah job.
Speaker 1 (54:25):
Come on, Thank you, thank good friend Junior tax realize
my voice is deeper than yours. Junior like that until
just now, need a minute, a minute?
Speaker 8 (54:41):
I love Steve, I don't.
Speaker 1 (54:46):
Even have it you Okay, here we go.
Speaker 10 (54:47):
Subject, thank you, jor subject my ex broke in and
painted my kitchen. Dear Stephen Shirley. I'm forty eight and divorced.
My child has gone off to junior college. So I
allowed my boyfriend to stay overnight at my place. Finally,
we have the best time when we're together, and he
promised that he'd help me spruce up a few things
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in my house. He commented on how much stuff I
had packed into my closet. I told him I needed
to hire an organizer to make.
Speaker 1 (55:17):
It all fit.
Speaker 10 (55:18):
He said he would do it himself so he could
make room for his clothes. It was a joke to me,
but he didn't laugh. Our sleepovers continued, and he brought
a bag full of clothes each time.
Speaker 1 (55:30):
He started out with his boxer briefs and T shirts.
Speaker 10 (55:33):
Then he left a pair of tennis shoes in my closet,
and when I asked him about it, he said he
wanted us to go jogging in the mornings after our sleepovers.
I've been out of the dating scene for so long,
I was oblivious to how he was slowly moving in
on me.
Speaker 1 (55:49):
By the end of August, he was leaving his watch
and cuff links.
Speaker 10 (55:53):
I found that out when he called me one morning
and said he needed to come by to get his watch.
Speaker 1 (55:59):
He told me it was in the top drawer on
quote his side of the bed.
Speaker 10 (56:04):
I put his watch, his dow rag, and his cufflings
and a small bag, and when he came by, I
told him I needed some space.
Speaker 1 (56:12):
I went for a whole week without answering his calls.
Speaker 10 (56:15):
A week later, I got home from work and my kitchen,
table and chairs were in the driveway. He broke into
my house and he painted my kitchen like he promised
to do. He said, I'm not used to a man
like him, and he's willing to be patient with me.
Now I am confused, thinking I'm sabotaging a good thing.
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Is he being kind or is he psycho? I want
to take I want to take charge guy, But is
he doing too much?
Speaker 12 (56:43):
Yes?
Speaker 10 (56:44):
Girl, this man broke into your house. He broke in
in red flag, red flag, red flag.
Speaker 1 (56:50):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 10 (56:51):
This is not a nice surprise. It's not some nice
gesture on his part. It's scary and that's not cool
under any circumstances. So, yes, he's doing way too much.
To answer your question, he was already slowly moving in
on you. You guys hadn't disgusted. You didn't ask him
to move in. There was no talk of like future
plans for you two, not even where is this relationship
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going talk mentioned in this letter. He just randomly started
bringing his stuff over and he claimed a whole side
of your bed. Who just starts bringing bags of clothes over?
I don't think it's cute, and I do think it's
a cause for concern. And one thing is true that
you said in a letter I'm sure, and that is
you're not used to a man like him, especially ones
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who's gonna break into your house. I mean, the crazy
part is is that he sees nothing wrong with this.
So when he I just say, so what. He painted
your house, You told him you need a space, you
gave him his things back. He obviously thought you were playing.
He didn't take you seriously. I say, change the locks
on your doors immediately, Steve.
Speaker 2 (57:57):
I disagree with every damn thing Shirley said. Girl, you
are looking at a gift in your mouth and your
dumb ass fitting to walk away. You can't be no
most stupid than you are in this letter. Complain and
and complain in the glass. Y'all kill me with this. Ladies,
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y'all want a man to cover you, want a man
to take care of you. Want a man to be lawyer,
Want a man to provide for you. Want a man
that's thoughtful, Want a man that's considerate. Then when you
get one, because you ain't used to that, your dumb
ass wants to get rid of a good man. You're
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so stupid. Let me tell you how mad I am
at this letter. And Shelley Strawberry response, God, ah, y'all,
you don't whatever me. I didn't say nothing. Why you
was giving this ignor ass answer to this ignoran ass lady.
And then y'all sitting together like y'all always do. This
is what y'all do, Ladies, y'all get together with a
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cup of tea and some wine, and y'all get in
a group and exchange badass information about men. And then
y'all all agree with it cause y'all don't know. And
today that's fitting to stop on the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
I'm speaking up for well meaning, well deserving hard men,
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and you got wrong. She forty eight and divorced. Why
you get a divorce because you had a sorry ass man,
That's why. Then your baby going off to junior college,
so you let your boyfriends stay all the night. We
have the best time when we together. Right there, We
have the best time when we together. You ain't said
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nothing wrong with this man in two cents, But then
after this you start to find something wrong that ain't
really wrong. When we come back, I'm gonna destroy the letter,
right Charlie's response, this ray, oh, y'all coming.
Speaker 10 (01:00:05):
Up coming up in twenty three minutes after the hour.
Steve's raggedy response is coming up to this strawberry letter. Uh,
my ex broke in and painted my kitchen. We'll get
back into it right after this.
Speaker 8 (01:00:18):
You're listening Hardy Morning Show.
Speaker 10 (01:00:21):
All right, Come on, Steve, let's recap today's strawberry letter.
Speaker 1 (01:00:24):
The subject is he my ex broke in and painted
my kitchen.
Speaker 2 (01:00:28):
Well, let me reiterate on something you said when we
were going out on the last break. You said we'll
be back. With Steve's raggedy.
Speaker 8 (01:00:35):
Answer, I sure did.
Speaker 2 (01:00:37):
The raggedy. Answer was this messy you game? In the
words of Bon Sanders, that bull junk reply, it's hot
with raggedy. You're the tardest woman to change her locks.
Run it's a red flag. Get away from him, Get
away from him? For what, ladies, what's wrong with y'all?
You want a man to do something for You want
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a man that's thoughtful, because consider it hardworking, a provider,
loyal ain't hard to find. Then you get one, and
now you don't know what it looked like. So now
you're scared of y'all ready and had one damn divorce
because you didn't know what you was doing in the
first place. Now you'd have found somebody else. And every
time we get together, we have the best time for
we together. Then he said, you promised me he'd help
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spruce up a few things in my house. Oh you
saying he made a promise that he was spruce up
some stuff in the house. Okay, let's go ahead on.
He commented on how much stuff I had packed in
your closet. You know how y'all do. Y'all got them
doors you can't open at y'all's house. All y'all stuff
just throwed up in there. So he commented on it.
He told it. I told him I needed to hire
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an organizer to make it all fit. He said, you
ain't got to do that. I'm gonna do it for you, baby,
consider it a provider, hard worker. Okay, I'm gonna do
it for you. So he could make room for his clothes.
It was a joke to me. He wasn't joking. He
told you, I gonna help you clean his I'm gonna
make some room for my clothes. You was a joke
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to you, But he didn't laugh. Well ha ha, he
he had.
Speaker 7 (01:02:07):
Then.
Speaker 2 (01:02:08):
It wasn't no damn joke, wasn't. He told you what
he was gonna do. Anyway, our sleepovers continued. Oh I
wonder why you kept letting him sleep oat. You didn't
want to put that in the left to do? Is
that part of that best time y'all had when y'all together?
All right? So now you got a man that promise
to clean your claws and out, promise he'd do some things,
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help fix your householver, and he fry your bacon just
like you like it. He up in there frying your
bacage just like you like you want to ask extra
Chrispi tonight and here had come old hot grease, and
I'll continue. He bought a bag full of clothes each
time he started out with his box of briefs and
T shirt. That's because you gotta be a changed when
you leave. He didn't let a pair of tennis shoes
in my closet. When I asked him about it, he
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said he wanted us to go jogging in the mornings
after our sleep over. I've been out on the daytons,
I've been out on dating scene for so long. I
was oblivious to hey was slowly moving in on me.
He bought a bag of clothes with him every time
he came over. How is your blind ass oblivious to that?
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You remember that to write this letter. You didn't think
nothing of it. But when he bought the bag of clothes,
you didn't tell him, don't bring nothing else in him.
He brought every time. By the end of August, he
was leaving his watching COMF league. Wait a minute, he
dressed up to go to work. You're taking the man
with up with mobility. You taking a man that's trying
to be something go work every day. I'm sorry I
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found that out when he called me one morning and
said he needed to come back to get his watch.
He told me there was in the top drawer on
his side of the bed. What you mean on your
side of the bed? Y'all sad? Y'all sleepovers continued when
y'all get through sleeping and he get over. He sleep
on one side of the bed every night. That's his
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side of the bed. Your ass don't sleep over there.
So now whose side of the bed is? I put
his watch, his dow rag in his cofflings, Oh do rag.
He got waves, He got waves, He got waves. He
he got waves. He gotta get a haircut. You ain't
gotta sit up and play his hair. You know you
ain't got to buy dread wash. You ain't got to do.
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He gotta pick out his hair. He got waves, he
got waves. And I told him I put his cofflings
in a small bag. And when he came back, I
told him I needed some space. Okay, cool, you need
some space. Cool. So now I went a whole week
without answering his call. So now, okay, cool. He took that.
But he loved you though, still thinking about you, still
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wanting to keep his promise to you. So I went
a whole week without answering this call a week later,
now it's two weeks. Now, I got home for work
and my kitchen, table and chairs was in the driveway.
He broke into my house and he painted my kitchen
like he promised to do. You didn't come in the house,
and he was laying up the half neck across the beach.
He opened your house and painted your entire kitchen like
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he promised to do. You mean to tell me he
keeping promises. You mean to tell me that even after
two weeks and not calling him, he still wanted to
show you how he felt and was willing to provide
for you. And he said, I'm not used to a
man like him, and he's willing to be patient with me.
Now I'm confused, thinking I'm sabotaging a good thing. Your
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dumb ass show is And if you're listening to Shanny
talk about something, run to change your locks and all that.
Speaker 8 (01:05:31):
And he's a little.
Speaker 2 (01:05:32):
Sabotage and a good thing. You're gonna take charge. God,
but now he doing too much? What you want? All right?
We want a man, all child shaney repose was ignorant, No,
it wasn't.
Speaker 10 (01:05:42):
Yours was crazy for right, this Today's Letter on there
at Steve Harvey FM, and check us out on the
Strawberry Letter podcast on the Free iHeartRadio app where free
never sounded so good. Coming up next, Junior and Sports Talk.
Right after this, you're listen.
Speaker 8 (01:06:01):
Morning show.
Speaker 1 (01:06:03):
It is time now for Junior and Sports Talk. What
you got Junior?
Speaker 2 (01:06:06):
All right? Pipping's today?
Speaker 7 (01:06:08):
Man?
Speaker 2 (01:06:08):
Pipping? I need pipping?
Speaker 11 (01:06:09):
It got picked today, pipping.
Speaker 2 (01:06:13):
I wasn't even in it. What's up ladies? What's up? Shopping?
What's going on show? Come on, Junior. Ain't gonna waste no.
Speaker 15 (01:06:23):
Time on.
Speaker 1 (01:06:25):
Week one? NFL buck we Is Viking Man, oh Man, Vikings.
Speaker 2 (01:06:30):
Man, I'm gonna go with the Vikings. Baker Mayfield down now.
I like him, but you know you can't cover that
mars Man.
Speaker 11 (01:06:35):
Yeah, Okay, Titan Saints.
Speaker 2 (01:06:38):
Titans Saints, Man, Saints got football team. Man, ain't gonna
be messing around up in there. Okay. Panthers Falcons, pipping.
That's gonna be hard, man. Oh, Panthers got that new quarterback.
M They're gonna eat his ass alive. Falcony Jaguars, Coats,
Jaguar's and the Coats. I love that anthink he just
(01:07:00):
sitting up down. But that Trevor Lawrence is proving. And
so you know, even though I'm gonna be pulling for Richeson,
I know he's gonna beat him to Duvo. No way
the players play.
Speaker 11 (01:07:14):
Forty nine is Steelers.
Speaker 2 (01:07:16):
Oh man, Ain't no doubt about it. Man. You know
I've hated the Steelers every since I wasn't child. Ain't
no need of me changing now. Forty nine us.
Speaker 11 (01:07:27):
Okay, Pippy Cardinals, Commanders.
Speaker 2 (01:07:30):
The Cardinals ain't gonna beat nobody, man. They ain't got
Kyler Mary. That ain't gonna have me, Washington, Come on, Commanders,
do you think get your wings early? Ain't gonna be
a lot?
Speaker 11 (01:07:42):
You can go Raiders, Broncos.
Speaker 2 (01:07:45):
Raiders and the Broncos. Russell Willson, don't eat them up.
He's finna have a great year this year. I like
that boy, right then?
Speaker 11 (01:07:54):
You know, Okay, Pippins Dolphins.
Speaker 2 (01:07:57):
Chargers Dolphins, and the Chargers Tour Dolphins all the way.
They got strong defense too.
Speaker 7 (01:08:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:08:04):
Egles, Patriots, Egles all the way.
Speaker 11 (01:08:08):
Super Bowl Man, you here pipping Packer's bass.
Speaker 2 (01:08:13):
Packer's under beads. I'm going with Justin Fields man, bas
that look that little new boy justin love. You don't
he you don't know yet. Ram Seahawks, Oh Man Seahawks,
he know Smith Baby all the way all day, Cowboys, Giants,
New York Giants, Bill's Jets, pipping oh, Bill's Bills. I
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like Aaron Rodgers and welcome to the NFL. But they
don't give a damn about you.
Speaker 11 (01:08:43):
Texas Ravens and you got the Bengals Browns. I know
you got the Browns.
Speaker 2 (01:08:46):
Come on, you need to stop, you know brown Lamar
versus the whole damn team.
Speaker 1 (01:08:56):
Thank you, Thank you.
Speaker 10 (01:08:57):
Pimpin coming up at the top of the hour to
co works had sex in a car and got busted.
So the female Steve needs your advice. We'll get into
that right after this. You're listening hard morning show, all right,
So this is from Anonymous in Virginia. Anonymous says, I'm
really close to one of my male co workers, and
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the other day we crossed the line and had sex
in his car after work. The next day, I couldn't
get into work and I realized I left my badge
in my co worker's car. He called in sick, so
I had to pay fifty dollars to get a new
badge made. Then he texted me after lunch and said
his wife found my badge in the car, and he
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told her that we were just talking. His wife as
I rate and plans to call my husband. My husband
is still acting like he hasn't heard anything. Should I
make up an excuse for being in my coworker's car
and tell it to my husband before she calls him?
Speaker 2 (01:09:56):
So both of y'all was there. I mean, the wife
is gonna call the letter writer's husband.
Speaker 10 (01:10:05):
Yeah, yeah, because she found the badge. Yeah, she found
the badge in her husband's car.
Speaker 2 (01:10:12):
Well, I know this ain't gonna be surprising to nobody,
but your ass got to get to line. But like,
what what?
Speaker 1 (01:10:22):
What kind of life will fix this?
Speaker 2 (01:10:24):
I don't know because just from right here, see the
the the dude you got in the car and had
sex with his wife ain't buying none of that. So
she is saying, I'll tell you what, My marriage ain't
gonna be the only one affected by the hell have
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no fury like a woman's scroll. And do you know
I thought that was a scripture. That is because it's
so real and truth. That's not a scripture, y'all, But
it did sound very difficult when it happened to me.
Speaker 1 (01:10:59):
But it's and it's very real.
Speaker 2 (01:11:01):
And it's very real, and so she gonna call. So
you need to do something. I don't. I can't help you,
you know, y'all was you know, everybody was going out
to eat for lunch and he was going a certain way.
He was going to a certain and so you all
decided to go and ride together. It was other people
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in the car. It wasn't just you. Other people.
Speaker 7 (01:11:27):
Come off in the car.
Speaker 11 (01:11:28):
Why did you feel the need to take your badge off?
Speaker 2 (01:11:31):
Because I wasted ice on my thighs and then I
dropped down in the floor to look for it and
my badge came.
Speaker 7 (01:11:37):
Over my.
Speaker 12 (01:11:39):
Around your head.
Speaker 2 (01:11:40):
Well, I had to take it off my neck because
I was dabbing my work suit off.
Speaker 1 (01:11:44):
Get Oh okay.
Speaker 2 (01:11:46):
And I cleaned my badge off so it would work
on the detective. I wiped it off and I accidentally
left it in the car. Oh, because I took it
off when I waste my tea on it? You know
how I do it? Oh? Okay?
Speaker 11 (01:11:57):
So then I can ask the husband did he see
coffee stains?
Speaker 8 (01:12:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:12:02):
No, there was tea. You're not gonna see tea, stags.
This wasn't coffee.
Speaker 1 (01:12:05):
Sweet This wasn't coffee sweetie, like right.
Speaker 2 (01:12:14):
Right, your facts straight. And it was a real light
tea because I had asked for extra ice. So it
wasn't even Harley Brown no more. It was it was
damn near cliff.
Speaker 1 (01:12:30):
It's all about the details. When you tell a lie,
found like stick.
Speaker 8 (01:12:35):
I like that lie.
Speaker 2 (01:12:36):
I believe it. It was other people in the car,
So I don't know why she mad at me. There
was other picture in the car. But he slammed on
his brakes and boom by all that teeth went splashed everywhere,
and I was I was back then, I was sitting
in the back any day.
Speaker 10 (01:12:51):
Okay, okay, here's a question. Are the two co workers
still going to be getting together after words?
Speaker 2 (01:12:56):
They don't stop?
Speaker 1 (01:12:58):
Right, it's over.
Speaker 2 (01:12:59):
See you've got the warning shot. You didn't get brusted.
Speaker 1 (01:13:03):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (01:13:04):
See God always gives you a chance. He always gives
you a chance when you make a mistake. Well, the
first one, he fires a shot in the ass. This
is a shot in the air. But y'all have had
the shot in the air before, so this one was
he took a little bit of your eLOAD meat off.
So this somebody else has had wondering what y'all was
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up to, and you didn't heed that warning. Now you're
the left the thing in the car. Now, God can
fired this shot that took a little eLOAD meat off.
If you do it again, the next bullet is in
your teeth.
Speaker 1 (01:13:35):
Okay, all right, I'll be doing some question.
Speaker 2 (01:13:38):
Yeah, all right, coming up there next time, somebody's gonna
be knocking on the window, and you're gonna know this
person real well.
Speaker 10 (01:13:45):
Coming up in twenty minutes after the hour, we'll have
more of this ignorant show.
Speaker 2 (01:13:50):
Right after this, thank you.
Speaker 8 (01:13:54):
You're listening, morning show.
Speaker 7 (01:13:58):
Well, I kind of.
Speaker 10 (01:13:59):
Actor Keaven Costner has been ordered to pay his ex
wife sixty three thousand dollars a month for child support.
He and his ex shared three teenage daughters, and his
ex had originally asked for two hundred and fifty thousand
dollars a month for child support. Kevin Costner is reportedly
happy with the judges ruling, although he said it he
had to pair of sixty three thousand dollars a month.
(01:14:22):
She won it two hundred and fifty though, but she
got three nice.
Speaker 8 (01:14:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (01:14:27):
Kevin is reportedly happy with the judges ruling, and although
he stated that their teens don't require that much money
per month. The ruling was based on Kevin Costner's four
million dollar earnings from the final three seasons of Yellows.
Speaker 2 (01:14:41):
Come on, White Dude, Come, come, come on, white dude.
You know the rules to say about know what they need?
If you're based on what they need, the don't know
baby need that much. It's based on the lifestyle that
they were accustomed to.
Speaker 10 (01:14:54):
You know the rules though, and that's what his wife
is saying, their lifestyle.
Speaker 2 (01:14:59):
That's wh And everybody was jumping off when when Kanye
got hit with all that money. Now you got to
pay you know what the deal is this, ain't nobody
know what the babies need? You cover a child with
five hundred a month. Damn he gonna be struggling. Yeah,
I can't go nowhere. Ain't no field trip raising baby.
He no field tripp and he gonna cut back on here.
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He's gonna lose a lot of weight. He's twelve years old.
But he's twelve years old and his ass gonna be
back on baby for him.
Speaker 10 (01:15:33):
All right, We'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning
Show coming up in thirty three minutes after and we'll
play around him.
Speaker 1 (01:15:39):
Would you rather right after this?
Speaker 8 (01:15:41):
You're listening Harvey Morning Show?
Speaker 2 (01:15:44):
All right, guys, meditation a week man be able to
talking to God looking at the water?
Speaker 1 (01:15:51):
Would you rather get a prostate exam? Or would you
rather get a root canal? We know you hate both
of those? Steves?
Speaker 8 (01:16:00):
Which one.
Speaker 2 (01:16:06):
God dog.
Speaker 1 (01:16:10):
Signature?
Speaker 2 (01:16:13):
Junior? Which one you're gonna talk?
Speaker 11 (01:16:15):
I'm I'm finna get my first prostate exams.
Speaker 2 (01:16:18):
I don't even know what to expect. I an't gonna
get your first one? Yeah? Yeah, well let me tell
you sure? An utter shock?
Speaker 1 (01:16:31):
What's the shock part about?
Speaker 2 (01:16:34):
Well? Is your is your doctor man or woman?
Speaker 11 (01:16:37):
My doctor is a man?
Speaker 2 (01:16:43):
Yeah? Pure shock. You ain't even gonna believe it though,
because he's gonna put this glove on. You're either gonna
lay on the table and get in the fetal position
or you stand up and being over. Now, which one
you want to do?
Speaker 11 (01:17:00):
I don't even I don't even know.
Speaker 2 (01:17:02):
Come on, tell me which one you wanna do?
Speaker 7 (01:17:04):
Now?
Speaker 11 (01:17:04):
Okay, just go let's go with just just fetal position to.
Speaker 2 (01:17:08):
Just fetal position. Okay, good? Yeah, then he gonna take
he gonna put your glove on, then' gonna put some
jelly on his index.
Speaker 1 (01:17:16):
Fringer gel, Well not jelly.
Speaker 2 (01:17:21):
Tell you right now you call it what you want
to call him. But it's very cold. He's gonna feel
like I see hot.
Speaker 1 (01:17:32):
And then stupid.
Speaker 2 (01:17:35):
Then he gonna tell you this is ignorant. That then
he gonna tell you smile on three smile and when
you smile, that smile and please God God. And then
it don't last long. But he he moves, he curls
his finger three places. Oh man, and then he pull
(01:17:58):
it out and he take your glove about throwing in
the trash. And then he's supposed to leave the room immediately. Yeah,
because you got to get on off that table and
get your manhood back because he just took for a moment. Yeah,
you and you gave it to him. You sat there
and and most doctors know. Let me tell you what
(01:18:20):
happened to me one time. Jue I had a new
doctor and he did it and he and when he
got finished, he took the glove off and he stood that.
I say, my man, could you leave the room for
a minute. Oh okay, okay, just are you okay? Hell? No,
I ain't okay. That's why your ass can't be here
(01:18:40):
because the more I look at you, what you can't
do is like talk to me like we just had
some tweets making an eye contact and all like this.
All I get your ass out the room, aren't you?
Speaker 8 (01:18:53):
And your son?
Speaker 2 (01:18:53):
Now you know what you're expect?
Speaker 10 (01:18:55):
All right, guys, that is today's round him. Would you
rather coming up? It's been a great week and Steve
is gonna close it out for us with his close
up the show at.
Speaker 2 (01:19:06):
Can I go down there with you when you get
your prostate exam? I just want to sit in there
in the waiting room.
Speaker 1 (01:19:11):
You're listening.
Speaker 8 (01:19:13):
Morning Show.
Speaker 10 (01:19:15):
This is our last breakup of the day and we
just want to thank our guests that stopped by. Adie
Dolphin of course President and CEO with his de Herbs
full body cleanse. Thanks to Crazy Bill Bellamy for hanging.
Speaker 8 (01:19:26):
Out with us.
Speaker 10 (01:19:28):
His new book Top Billing is out, and of course
Jeezi was our special guest today with his new book
on stands now. It's called Adversity for Sale. We start
off this month of September pretty strong, Yes, Steve, and.
Speaker 2 (01:19:43):
We want to say prayers are going out to Junior.
He Junior has signed up and he's gonna get his
first prostate exam and we're gonna pray for Junior. Yes
that it all goes well, and you know, God keep him.
Speaker 11 (01:20:01):
Yes, trying time, cans awareness and doing what you need
to do.
Speaker 2 (01:20:09):
Now, that's what I'm doing. YadA, YadA, YadA, YadA.
Speaker 11 (01:20:14):
Make it sounds no no, no no no no no
no no.
Speaker 2 (01:20:17):
Ain't know how I make it sound. I'm telling you
how it gonna be.
Speaker 7 (01:20:24):
That.
Speaker 2 (01:20:24):
Ain't no how I make it sound. I'm telling you
right now you're having to be traumatized. You gonna damn
near need therapy after that first.
Speaker 1 (01:20:38):
Yeah, you still gotta go.
Speaker 2 (01:20:40):
And to all men out there, go and get your
prostate examples. Once you get the initial one, they can
usually do it with a blood test and test your
p c A. They got other ways out there now,
but it's important because prostate cancer is curable. It is
not a death sentence if you catch it in time. Yeah,
(01:21:03):
but you do have to go get the test. I
don't want nobody, don't nobody, won't nobody doing that. But
it's either that or we're gonna bury your ass. Now,
which one you won't.
Speaker 1 (01:21:16):
Now you get a encouraging any options.
Speaker 2 (01:21:20):
You can get a fanger or you can get a coffin.
Which one do you want? Damn it? Give me the finger?
Speaker 8 (01:21:29):
Would you rather?
Speaker 7 (01:21:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:21:31):
That's would you rapp? That's to be our last? Which rest?
Would you rather get a fringer or coughing?
Speaker 8 (01:21:39):
Would you wrap?
Speaker 12 (01:21:43):
Now?
Speaker 2 (01:21:43):
Let me tell you something, fellas. Pick your yeurologist carefully.
Oh okay, why do you say that if your doctor
is six feet get a new doctor? You want to
get a little man as you can? Oh, matter of fact,
(01:22:04):
now I'm not saying anything so I can't get in
trouble for this. When you pick your eurologist, pick a
nationality that's famous for little last men. That's what I
want you to do. I ain't saying who they are,
but try to get a nationality that's famous for little
last men. Let me just tell you right now, if
(01:22:28):
you get a big if you get a big black
ass dude from down south, he gotta hurt. You're gonna
be sitting up in there trying to figure out what
the hell didn't happen right here? Is that a spoon?
Is that a mixing spoon? Sir?
Speaker 1 (01:22:44):
We help you get a good report.
Speaker 2 (01:22:47):
Shirt. Excuse me, are you using a whisk? That's my
finger though? And so you did like what I did,
was junior. I eventually I got it. I found a
male I found a female urologist. Oh okay, little pity
little lady, pretty little hand, little bitty little Frank, I.
Speaker 1 (01:23:07):
Ain't know it was pretty little hand.
Speaker 2 (01:23:10):
I was sitting up there. I said, are we down here?
She says, yes, we're done. I said, well that was
good for me.
Speaker 10 (01:23:14):
Oh color good, I'm so good, he says, pretty little hand, pretty.
Speaker 2 (01:23:22):
Little bit of hands. She couldn't even have done like
a playtux glove commercial. She couldn't have done one because
there's been too much rough on aircuse because because when
she put the little glove on, it had room on
each side of her. Frank, I say, all this might
work out.
Speaker 1 (01:23:37):
Just is any of this helping you?
Speaker 2 (01:23:40):
I'll give a damn if I want her to know
what's fitna happen. I'm not trying to help him. I'm
telling them what the hell send to happen. If you
don't get some little last lady, I'll tell you exactly
what's gonna happen. Findn't get up in here, man, ben over.
I don't give a damn if you lay on the
table in the fetal position or you do the being over.
I'm gonna sure what you do. You put your knees
up on the table if you want to. You're not
(01:24:02):
gonna believe, not that first one. Then they tell you
little ignorant stuff. Now you're gonna feel a little pressure
like you have to go to the bathroom. Well that
you need to take that warning consideration for yourself. He
gonna tell me you might feel a little pressure like
you have to go to the bathroom. Well, I say, hey, dog,
that warning is for you, cause I'm telling you something
(01:24:25):
right now. Normally, when I get to feeling to go
to the bathroom, I go ahead. I'm saying, let you
know nothing not so you you can get up in
there and start feeling round if you want to. I'm
telling you right now, what's gonna happen to me when
I feel like going to the bathroom. Damn it, I'm
going so what I'm not seeing? Do I feel like
busting loot? Give me the bridgeall dun turn dun dunn.
(01:24:50):
I feel like bust the loot, bust the lut give
me the bridgehall. You with a Martin get in here
and clean up your damn doctors off. I'm telling you
right now, So if I was you, sir, excuse me,
just just the suggestion, how would you use your baby Frank,
I'm telling you right now, an index Franka, go get
your ass in some trouble. I'm gonna just tell you
this right here.
Speaker 1 (01:25:10):
All right, Junior, Well take care of your health. I
think that's the message here.
Speaker 2 (01:25:14):
And hey, Junior, say, when you go get the prostate exemp,
can I go with you? Man?
Speaker 1 (01:25:20):
No, you can't, Please don't.
Speaker 10 (01:25:24):
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