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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today show is pre recorded.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Y'all know what time y'all don't know y'all at all.

Speaker 3 (00:13):
Given a.

Speaker 4 (00:15):
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Speaker 1 (00:24):
Listening to show, I don't joy.

Speaker 5 (00:45):
Yeah, Joy, you gotta do that.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
Love, You.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
Gotta turn.

Speaker 4 (01:41):
To turn the mouth the turn you probably got to
turn the mouth.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
Turn out, turn the water the water up.

Speaker 5 (01:49):
Look, come.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
Come on you, uh huh, I sure will. Good morning everybody.
You are listening to the voice one and only Steve
Harvey got a radio show. Come on, y'all. I said
that a little bit wrong this morning, but I'm tired.
I just came out to gim I'm a little out
of sorts right now, but it's okay. I'll pull it together.

(02:21):
But let me tell you something, man, I got a
clear cut message for you today.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
I really do you know.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
As I've gotten older, I've began to take some supplements.
And supplements are to help your body in things that
it doesn't produce as much as it used to. Supplements

(02:49):
are designed to help you replenish what's been depleted in
your body.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
As supplements.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
Now, now, people, I can tell you can speak a
lot more aggressively and a lot more knowledgeable on this subject.
But just giving you just a brief overview of my
understanding of it. Now, if you've been living your life
for a while, supplements are necessary for most of us.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
Now. Also, if you've.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
Been living your life for a while spiritually, you may
need some supplements.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
Because you've just been at it for a while. You
done got wolled down a little bit. You're tied.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
Some people around you ain't changing. Some people around you draining.
It's just life just keeps on coming. Life don't ever
get no easier. It just you become more knowledgeable about
how to handle it. It does not get any either easier.
You continue to lose love ones, you continue to have

(04:06):
to confront the challenges. It's just that over course of
time you become experienced and you can handle them better.
But life don't get no easier. But spiritually you get
a little bit worn down. Well, you need some spiritual
supplements too. And I'm just gonna flat out tell you,

(04:28):
the more God that you can replenish yourself with, the
higher the dosage of God that you are willing to
put into your spiritual self, the possibilities then become limitless.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
You actually have the ability to make.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
A conscious decision to supplement your body, and you have
a conscious decision to supplement your spirit.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
You can do both.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
So what I did was, I could just tell you
what I did. I was taking all these supplements. I
started taking supplements while I was about forty five. I
think that's when I began. I was thinking about it
one day and I just went wow, Man. I started
talking to some knowledgeable people. I found out I needed
these things. But then spiritually, man, I.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
Started supplementing myself too. I started praying some more.

Speaker 2 (05:28):
I started trying to gain a little bit more knowledge
and wisdom and understanding from scriptures and just try to
make sense of all of it, you know, just make
a little bit more sense out of my life, make
sure that I was on the right path. As matter
of fact, get on the right path, find out my
real purpose and my mission in life. And nobody can

(05:50):
do that for you. That's something that you have to
want to do. But I started supplementing my spiritual side
of my life and supplementing my body. Now I happen
to be right now about in the best shape I've
ever been in. Technically, I can assure you though I
am in the best shape spiritually I have ever been

(06:14):
in now my body has looked better, it really has.
I mean, come on now, and where I am in life,
at the stage with the years I've been walking this earth. Man,
I'm cool, but spiritually I'm in the best shape I've
ever been in. And what has done for me, y'all
is it's gave me a peace and a calmness. You

(06:35):
know it used to be, man, I used to fight
so hard against people who attack me. Now, Man, it
ain't that serious to me because now I have a
full understanding that if I come under attack, that God
is with me, because that's a promise he made. That's
Isaiah fifty four seventeen. That's any weapon formed against you,

(06:58):
any weapon formed against you, you shall not prosper.

Speaker 1 (07:02):
You can't.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
You can't come and get me. I'm not here for
you to take down because you didn't put me here.
So why would I fear a person bringing me down
when they're not the.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
Reason that I'm here.

Speaker 2 (07:16):
So when you attack me, you have to be careful
because I ain't ever by myself. I formed a relationship
with the most high that I can rely on for protection,
for coverage, and for peace. A lot of times when
things used to stress me, out how to run this,
how to handle this.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
How to deal with that.

Speaker 2 (07:38):
You know, fame is rough man, and then you put
that together with some business, and you put that together
with your family. You got a lot of stuff you're
trying to tend to. I have a peace of mind
about it now because I have someone who provides me
with a sense of understanding and calmness that lets me
know that this too shall pass. That it ain't just

(08:00):
a saying that I heard old people say that. It
ain't just something my mama used to tell me. It's
something that can really happen. Once you get in understanding,
this too shall pass. This is just another piece of
life that you are now better equipped to handle. I'm
telling you what's done for me. Millions of people out

(08:20):
there hear me, man has done the same thing for them.
I'm telling it new to some people, but it's some
people that show enough understand what I'm saying. And then
if you have known this but kind of forgot it,
it's time for some supplements. So when you get like that,
and now you find yourself in a situation with a

(08:41):
disease or something, you gotta do something. Nah, you gotta
start juicing all your greens. You gotta start detoxing your body.
You gotta start purifying the system. See, the human body
has always had a way to repair itself if you
just give it a chance. Your mind has always had
a chance to repair itself if you give it a chance,

(09:04):
and your spirit always has a chance to repair itself,
if you give it a chance. It's the only way
I can maintain at this level, and it's the only
way I have any.

Speaker 1 (09:17):
Chance of going further.

Speaker 2 (09:19):
I have to increase my dosage of spiritual supplements. I
got to talk to God a little bit more. I
got to pray a little bit more. I got to
understand his word a little bit more. That's all I'm
telling you, Man, If you do that, if you just
pray more, if you just studied a little bit more, man,

(09:42):
just try to get and understanding, ask him to help
you understand. It will open up the possibilities of your
life into a realm you never could have imagined.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
I'm telling you that's real.

Speaker 6 (09:55):
Okay, you're listening morning show.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
You feel me, because I feel you. It's great to
be alive. I don't know if you look at it
that way, but I do. Every day I wake up
is a gift, a blessing and honor, and I try
to make every day count. I try to be better

(10:23):
than I was today before. I don't always accomplish that,
but that is the goal I set out to do.
I have accomplished it on many times and many occasions.
Today I think I'm on track.

Speaker 1 (10:36):
Though.

Speaker 2 (10:37):
I'm gonna be better than I was yesterday. I'm a
little be a little bit more prayerful than I was yesterday.
I'm gonna be a little bit more trusting of Him
as I was yesterday. So that right there alone, and
I'm gonna be more prayerful than i was yesterday.

Speaker 1 (10:53):
I'm on point. I'm on point.

Speaker 2 (10:55):
I was already already My day already started better than
the one yesterday because I decided I wasn't gonna.

Speaker 1 (11:02):
Let the look. The thing about the devil is he can't.
He can't get me long. He give me.

Speaker 2 (11:07):
Now, he get me, you know I'm human. He get me,
but you only get me for a little bit. I
gathers myself. Yeah, yeah, I have a weapon that I
can use that works all the time, and it's available
for you.

Speaker 1 (11:22):
It's called prayer. Tried, Junior, what's on your mind? Let
me ask you some mu uh? You still in the gym,
I'm still in Jim. I'm tired of this.

Speaker 7 (11:33):
What what's your goal for your body? Because I'm about
to give up on mind. I don't even won't be
fine though, I'm tired.

Speaker 2 (11:38):
Of what Wait an excuse me back up a little bit.
You don't want to be fine? No, well you've accomplished that,
so now let's see yeah, see yeah, if you don't
want to be fine, no more.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
Let me just help you out. You're damn Now do
you want to reset some gold?

Speaker 2 (12:02):
See for me, junior, is I'm praying for a life
of longevity, so in that prayer all.

Speaker 1 (12:12):
And I believe he'll give it to me too.

Speaker 2 (12:15):
But faith without works it's dead. So now you can
ask God for longevity. But if you're not gonna participate
with the work part of it, if you're not gonna
go to the gym, if you're not gonna watch what
you eat. And I'm not saying you gotta eat perfect,
but eighty twenty you know, eighty percent of the time

(12:36):
you gotta put the right stuff in your mouth.

Speaker 1 (12:39):
Twenty percent of the time.

Speaker 2 (12:40):
You can gonna have you sell some cake, gone, giveself,
some pie, gone down there, get yourself donuting because when
the light on it chrispy Kreme, I don't care who
you are, it's hard to go pass that light.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
The light on.

Speaker 2 (12:54):
I can't tell you how many times that light didn't act.
When the light came on, I thought it, said Steve.
I ain't lying, dog, so he said, Steve. And so
I'm thinking, man that if you're going to ask God
for something in faith, you got to be willing to

(13:17):
do the work.

Speaker 6 (13:18):
I understand.

Speaker 1 (13:19):
I was up this morning before radio.

Speaker 2 (13:22):
I did ten twelve second sprints on my air bike
this morning.

Speaker 1 (13:27):
I felt like throw it up.

Speaker 6 (13:31):
All right, guys, great question, Junior. Great answer to Steve.

Speaker 8 (13:35):
Coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour, run
that prank back with the nephew right after this.

Speaker 6 (13:42):
You're listening hard morning show. It is timed out for
the nephew to run that prank back.

Speaker 1 (13:48):
What you got for us, nep the doctor's visit. Yes, yes, yes,
got dog. If you put.

Speaker 9 (13:57):
Hello Hello, I'm trying to reach a rogic Elton Please
he's not here.

Speaker 10 (14:01):
Can take a message.

Speaker 9 (14:03):
My name is mark, ma'am, I'm calling from the club
doctor Robert.

Speaker 10 (14:06):
Good music down. Hold on, I'm sorry, say that again.

Speaker 9 (14:09):
Okay, can you hear me?

Speaker 10 (14:11):
I can hear you now.

Speaker 9 (14:11):
I'm trying to reach Roger. He's not here, okay. I'm
calling from from the clinic, from doctor Robert's office and
trying to get some information to him when he Do
you know when he actually be in? No?

Speaker 10 (14:23):
Actually I don't. Is everything okay?

Speaker 9 (14:26):
Uh? Well, you know everything's fine. I mean, nothing that
can't be handled. But we were trying to actually get
some information to him so that he can actually come
back in for the results.

Speaker 10 (14:36):
Okay, well I don't. I don't know when I can.
He's supposed to be here now, I'm not sure when
I can tell you he's going to be back. Who.

Speaker 9 (14:45):
I'm sorry I didn't ask you earlier. Man. Who am
I actually speaking with?

Speaker 3 (14:49):
This is his girlfriend and your name is Jan Jan.

Speaker 9 (14:52):
Okay, so, uh, Jan, you don't you say you don't know?
You don't have an idea when he'll be back.

Speaker 10 (14:58):
No kind to make me kind of get a little
concerned though, No.

Speaker 9 (15:02):
No, no, wow, Okay, I'll tell you what. This is
the number that he actually left us to give him
a call on his results, and we're not getting an answer.
I don't have another number on hand. Do you have
any specific time I can actually call back and maybe
I'll get him again.

Speaker 10 (15:18):
I'm you're making my stomach is getting nervous right now?

Speaker 3 (15:22):
Is what is the problem?

Speaker 9 (15:23):
Well, actually you know what it is, man as mister
Rogers came in for UH to take a few tests,
and he took some tests and we actually have the
results in and we'd actually really like for him to
come back.

Speaker 10 (15:33):
I don't know anything about I'm sorry, I didn't mean
to interrupt you, but I don't know anything about any tests.
He hasn't told me anything about going to a clinic
or anything like that. I see, So what kind of
tests are you talking about?

Speaker 9 (15:43):
Well, I mean, ma'am, I'm not really not at liberty
to give you any kind of information unless you're actually
on the paperwork, so you know, it's not even something
that I can discuss unless the patient has signed off
that you are the next of ken or the person
that can we can actually give the information to. You?
Do I know you?

Speaker 10 (15:59):
I do, and I'm pretty certain, I mean the way
we operate in this house, so I'm pretty certain that
that I'm on the paperwork.

Speaker 9 (16:07):
So would you see let me pull up Roger's stuff
on computer here and i'll see what I give me
one second, please sure, Okay, okay, let's see now. Let
me scroll down for next of ken. Okay, I got
a Janis that is me?

Speaker 10 (16:22):
I mean everybody called me jam but that's me Janie.

Speaker 9 (16:25):
Wow.

Speaker 10 (16:26):
Okay, send me your name again. I'm sorry, what's your
name again?

Speaker 9 (16:28):
Mark? Mark? Like I said, I'm the clerk here at
doctor Robert Offers, and I guess I am at Liberty
to tell you what's going on? Please do Mister Roger
came in and took some STD test STD yes, and
I guess at this point I should just maybe both
of you guys would come in and wait.

Speaker 10 (16:47):
Wait a minute, everybody, wait, no, no, no, no, no,
no no, I need you to finish what you were
just saying.

Speaker 9 (16:53):
Well, no, that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (16:54):
Man.

Speaker 9 (16:54):
What has happened is he's been diagnosed with as well as.

Speaker 10 (17:00):
You got to be kidding me.

Speaker 3 (17:01):
You have got to be kidding me.

Speaker 10 (17:03):
Okay, I'm not hearing this.

Speaker 9 (17:08):
Do you understand what that means?

Speaker 10 (17:09):
Do you understand that he lived in my household. Do
you understand that that means that he has been dipping
somewhere else because I have been not doing anything that
would even come close to bringing something to.

Speaker 3 (17:21):
Him like that.

Speaker 10 (17:21):
So it's our parents that this man has been outside
of my household and doing when he has no business
doing it, and bring.

Speaker 1 (17:27):
It back in.

Speaker 9 (17:29):
I'm not at liberty to making any accusations like that.
I cannot say anything like that. All I can say
is I'd like for both of you. You know, it'd
be good for both of you guys to come in.
They well tell you, though this is something treatable, it
is curable.

Speaker 10 (17:42):
Care about it being treatable or curable. What I care
about is the fact that he apparently has been somewhere
with some trick and brought something back home to my household.
That's what I care about.

Speaker 9 (17:54):
I do understand that, Miss Dannis. I do, but you
have to understand my position and what I'm trying to do.
I'm just trying to reach it out.

Speaker 10 (18:00):
And well, listen, you happen to call my household, you
just have to have to be on the on the
other side of it. I'm sorry you're getting most of it,
but I tell you what what you need to do
is you need to make him an appointment and I
will meet him there.

Speaker 9 (18:12):
He will be when he ant Wait a minute, I'm sorry.

Speaker 10 (18:16):
You need to make him an appointment to come out
to take a look at these results you're talking about.
And guess who will show up at the door before
he gets there?

Speaker 9 (18:24):
Me, that's I think you, pet. I mean, since you're
the next better for you, just that's it to tell
him what's going on. Since I you know this is
the plan, you need to give him.

Speaker 10 (18:34):
You need to give him a call.

Speaker 9 (18:35):
And to give you aseel phone number you have, Yes,
I have a bet. Okay, I got it. Okay, you
call him.

Speaker 10 (18:43):
And set a twelve new appointment. Trust me when I
tell you, when he walks through that door and seize
my faith.

Speaker 11 (18:48):
He will know.

Speaker 9 (18:48):
Okay, okay, miss Michell. I'm not trying to create chaos
to let mister Rogers know that we need him to
come actually into the building.

Speaker 10 (18:59):
Goodness, give two about the call. All I know is
you make that appointment. I will get there before he
gets there and his own I'm telling you that's how
it's gonna wrong. Do you understand me?

Speaker 9 (19:11):
Ms Msmithsis, I can't allow any chaos to be going
on in the building. I cannot allow that create it.

Speaker 10 (19:18):
Let me tell you something, I don't care. I could
care less about what you feel about it and what
you can and can't do. All I'm telling you is
you call.

Speaker 9 (19:29):
Im looking for mister Rogers and you called him soon.

Speaker 10 (19:32):
To be white.

Speaker 9 (19:34):
You know what?

Speaker 10 (19:34):
Correction? Correction soon to not be white.

Speaker 9 (19:37):
Okay, I got one more thing I do need to
tell you, though, miss.

Speaker 10 (19:41):
You know what I can't deal with another thing. I
swear to God, don't tell me everything out.

Speaker 9 (19:45):
But I do have a.

Speaker 10 (19:47):
Make the appointment. That's all I care about.

Speaker 9 (19:49):
You make your appointment, make your point. But I need
you to ask for somebody when you come to the clinic.
I need you to ask for one person and then
they will take care of you.

Speaker 10 (19:57):
Who do I need to ask for us?

Speaker 3 (19:59):
Okay?

Speaker 9 (19:59):
You need to ask as for nephew Tommy from the
Steve Harvey Morning Show, because that's who I am. You
just got pranked by your husband, Roger. You know what?

Speaker 2 (20:10):
Oh my.

Speaker 9 (20:13):
Turn me tell me.

Speaker 10 (20:15):
I listened to you everyone. No, Oh my goodness, I
am so embarrassed.

Speaker 9 (20:21):
And wait till are you all right?

Speaker 10 (20:25):
Oh my gosh, I am, I am old.

Speaker 3 (20:29):
I'm done, I'm done.

Speaker 9 (20:30):
I got I got one more thing I got to ask. Okay,
what is the baddest that I mean, the baddest radio
show in the land, the one.

Speaker 10 (20:39):
I wake up to every morning, The Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 6 (20:43):
All right, thank you, nephew.

Speaker 8 (20:45):
Coming up next, ask the c l O, our Chief
Love Officer, Steve Harvey in the building right after this,
I'm a boost. You're listening hard morning show. It's time
yeah for ask the c l O. Cheaf Love Officer
Steve Harvey.

Speaker 1 (21:02):
Here we go.

Speaker 8 (21:03):
Glow in South Florida says, I'm married and my husband
told me that he's always wanted a threesome, so I
was considering it for his fortieth birthday. He got overly
excited and sent me pictures of five women for me
to select from. Should I be concerned that he already
had a list of women?

Speaker 6 (21:22):
And do I have to choose one of them?

Speaker 2 (21:24):
Please advise where do you think the fantasy came from?
But see the fact that you are considered it. He went, okay, cool,
will let me help you. And now your concern is
should I be concerned about him? The fact that he
wants to introduce it into your marriage. Your bigger concern

(21:46):
is you entertaining it. So you ain't no need of
you getting mad at your husband because you entertaining this
mess right here.

Speaker 1 (21:52):
So just let us know how it work out for you.
That's a lot happening in that room, you know that, boy, people,
there's a lot happening.

Speaker 2 (22:02):
Listen, Like met, you got to have some talks to
some people so you can get some clearity on how
it done.

Speaker 1 (22:11):
Don't go in there trying to feel your way through
that relationship. Go ahead.

Speaker 8 (22:19):
Ship Skyler and Saint Louis writes. I'm thirty and my
boyfriend of six years recently broke up with me and
he moved on quickly, and now he lives with a
woman that is five years older than him. He's very
rude when I talk to him, and he said she
doesn't want him speaking to me. I lost my best
friend and lover. How can he let her control who
he talks to?

Speaker 2 (22:40):
Why are you trying to talk to him? You hold
You're trying to hang on to somebody that don't want you.
That's all to it. And I've lost my best friend.
Your no, he wasn't your best friend. If that was
your best friend. You need to get some better friends.
See you all keep red. What holds a lot of

(23:01):
people from their futures. They keep being defined by your past.
He was my lover and my best friend. You were
just his girlfriend for six months. He ain't even live
with you. He'd have moved in with this other woman.

Speaker 1 (23:14):
So that's it. You know who you think.

Speaker 2 (23:16):
Quit trying to be something that you worried. It wasn't
even healthy for you in the first place. He gone,
how can she control who he talked to?

Speaker 1 (23:26):
He don't want to talk to you.

Speaker 6 (23:29):
That's right, Jesus, all right, call.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
Yes, let's go show.

Speaker 8 (23:35):
Moving on to Mike Clo and Queens, Mike writes, have
been dating this great woman for five months. I love
everything about her except her feet. She doesn't believe in
getting pedicures. I take care of myself and I love
for my woman to have moisturized feet and polished toenails.

(23:56):
I've thought about doing the pedicure myself. Would that be
sweet or offensive?

Speaker 2 (24:01):
I don't know how you're gonna do it, because I
ain't gonna be able to go down there like that.
You got her bad feet. I'm not believe a hold
you're foot in my hands without comment. First of all,
I gotta take this COVID MADS mask off so you
can hear what I got to say.

Speaker 1 (24:13):
And then I think it just ain't gonna work right here?
Who's wrong with you? Ladies?

Speaker 2 (24:19):
Y'all can't be laying in the bed and y'all feet
at the foot of the bed in the blanket come
up and you can't tell whose foot belong to who.
I want my woman's foot to look like it's her foot.
I want to have toenail polish on it and stuff.
I just got a pedicure the other day. She don't
get pedicured. She don't or her feet. What what you
gotta make? You gotta make this a mandate dog. You

(24:41):
got to say, hey, this is offensive. You're too beautiful
to do that. Pay for the pedicure. Had the lady
come to the house. They got mobile pedicure units and everything.
Now you know, had once a week here she come.
It's got a standing appointment period. But we have a
standing appointment. Now, Yeah, that the first one is gonna
be some work. She's gonna be snatching her foot back

(25:04):
work because you ain't.

Speaker 1 (25:07):
It's gonna take a minute on that person.

Speaker 2 (25:09):
You got, and you got to make sure that the
person that's doing the petiture is gentle. Because I had
a lady one time. I don't know who she thought
I was. She I looked down there and she had
my whole big toe inside of her fist, filing it,
and I could I was hyperventilating because I was because

(25:31):
my big toe has never been away from the rest
of his friends for any extended they come to they
always touching my toes.

Speaker 1 (25:39):
I like, got it.

Speaker 2 (25:40):
I can't spread my toes where they don't touch. I
don't have I don't have baby toes. I got grown
ass man toe. My foot don't look like a web.
My toes is always touching. And she reached down and
took my big toe and had it inside her fist
and was just filing it. I couldn't even breathe.

Speaker 1 (25:58):
Good man.

Speaker 2 (25:59):
I was hyper villa later because I was scared, and
Mississippi Monica had referred her and had her come to
my office in Chicago. She's never been back.

Speaker 6 (26:13):
Evil Monica has his little baby feet.

Speaker 1 (26:17):
Man.

Speaker 2 (26:17):
I get my big toe looked like a microphone. You
sit up here and there pull it away from the
rest of them.

Speaker 7 (26:23):
I said, man, the Temptations and the big Toe of thee.

Speaker 12 (26:28):
Indeed, this is a group, all right, all right, so
you think he should go ahead and do it.

Speaker 6 (26:42):
Just schedule it and get it out of the way.
Whether it's defensive or not.

Speaker 1 (26:46):
She'll get over it. Yeah, all right.

Speaker 8 (26:49):
So last one joy and Little Rock says, I'm forty
one and I'm dating a wealthy man that has four
cars and a mansion. But he has the smallest mmm
oh wow, male body parts.

Speaker 6 (27:03):
And you know which one I'm talking about.

Speaker 8 (27:05):
Ever, Okay, he says, I'm sure he knows I'm faking it,
so I shut up.

Speaker 6 (27:14):
So I should be honest.

Speaker 8 (27:15):
So should I be honest and see if there are
ways we can make the experience better?

Speaker 6 (27:20):
Or do I keep faking it.

Speaker 1 (27:23):
I don't know what you're gonna do to make it better.
I don't really know what you're gonna do.

Speaker 2 (27:27):
But you do understand why he's worked so hard to
become wealthy because he needed all the other stuff. He
got them cars, he got that mansion, he got this money,
and now he got somebody gonna just play long with
the game, and you just gonna til you're making with
the game. I don't know what you're gonna do, you know,
unless you could just allow him to you know, since

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he's so small, you're gonna have to let him, you know,
you know, let's let's not be vulgar or anything. But
maybe you just gonna have to suggest to him to
use more things. You know, might have to just say
to him, you know, and you might have to say
something you have to.

Speaker 6 (28:08):
So you're saying she should be honest.

Speaker 1 (28:11):
Well, he well he needs help and he don't have
enough of he know it.

Speaker 9 (28:18):
You know it.

Speaker 8 (28:20):
So you're saying she should be honest and see if
there are ways that they can make the experience better.

Speaker 6 (28:25):
That's what she wants to.

Speaker 1 (28:25):
Well, I don't know what he's gonna do. I'm trying to.
I don't know what he can do unless you're going
to allow him to.

Speaker 6 (28:31):
Take in a mansion and all that money isn't enough.

Speaker 1 (28:35):
You got to buy some more cars or something. He
got to do something, He got to do something.

Speaker 6 (28:39):
All right, Celo, is your voice trails off? Thank you?
You're listening morning show?

Speaker 1 (28:49):
All right?

Speaker 8 (28:49):
So, Carly, you recently talked about pet peeves on your
Instagram page at lips by Carla.

Speaker 4 (28:55):
What are your pets people who are late all the time,
all the time.

Speaker 1 (29:02):
I can't stand there. You hated it.

Speaker 6 (29:06):
Yeah, that's one of my major pet politicals.

Speaker 1 (29:08):
What's everybody grunting for? I'm kind of late.

Speaker 7 (29:12):
I don't know, I'm singing all the time.

Speaker 1 (29:17):
That church program, you see the same person late every.

Speaker 4 (29:19):
Since and they only got to have a whole lot
of stuff and slide in with the big ass this
something I'm just saying.

Speaker 1 (29:31):
And then they always sing. They started already, yeah they
started started.

Speaker 6 (29:35):
Yeah, you're late for the Lord, all right? So so
uh now Steve J. Anthony Brown, Uh, he's here to
get things started. He has more pet peeves.

Speaker 4 (29:45):
So I hate, Hey, I pretty much hate everybody. Here's
what I really hate. People who sing with the radio
and I'm in the car driving. Damn it. I don't
want singing. Okay, no singing. I don't care if you
know the song. We don't want singing. I don't.

Speaker 1 (30:00):
I don't like it.

Speaker 4 (30:00):
Okay. People who point at stuff when you driving, Oh
they're building over there.

Speaker 1 (30:05):
They just I don't.

Speaker 4 (30:07):
I don't like that, Okay, okay, I don't you know
what these people? I don't like people who don't know
when the conversation is over with on the phone. You
ever talk somebody, okay, alright, alright man, and then this

(30:31):
you talk, I don't done about sixteen. You watch out
there now and they sit on the damn.

Speaker 6 (30:38):
You just hang up, jack.

Speaker 4 (30:41):
People people see see you in earbud zone. You got
both of them in your ear. They see these white
things in your ear, and they're trying to talk to you.
Don't you hate people who do that, don't you see
I'm listening to something. I'm just listening to.

Speaker 1 (30:55):
Yeah, I got it.

Speaker 2 (30:56):
I got him in here, you got yeah me? You know,
I got these ears ear boys, and not to talk.

Speaker 1 (31:06):
He want. I can't stand right here. I can't stand
short people that act like they ain't.

Speaker 4 (31:13):
What do you mean, don't care?

Speaker 1 (31:15):
Well? You sure don't. You all right all in here,
you know, complaining.

Speaker 4 (31:21):
About the height for the curve.

Speaker 2 (31:22):
And you know they all they are to lower this down.
Why the seal up on the top shelf ain't dog dog?
The cereal is up there.

Speaker 4 (31:33):
You have a little get together at your house, which
ain't regular. I ain't gonna have them all the time.
I probably ain't had one in like eight years. But
people who don't know when the party is over. Once
you sun, once lights start coming on, it's time to
go home. Okay, time to take you. We don't have
to take the party outside and talk.

Speaker 1 (31:51):
I'll put you on.

Speaker 2 (31:52):
Yeah, Steve, Steve, I got I got ANMB one for you.
J I don't like fake shouters at shirt.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
Oh yeah, that's true.

Speaker 2 (32:01):
I don't like people that's running laps around the church.
Then stop and say, excuse me.

Speaker 4 (32:09):
The spirit don't feel a damn thing cold.

Speaker 7 (32:13):
If you're in the spirit running too that wall get everything.

Speaker 1 (32:16):
God got Flad.

Speaker 6 (32:17):
You don't know how that works?

Speaker 9 (32:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (32:22):
Are you so into it? How you see that wall?

Speaker 6 (32:25):
You're not unconscious?

Speaker 2 (32:31):
Hey, hey, hey, what y'all ain't gonna do now is
dissect the damn joke.

Speaker 1 (32:38):
That's what y'all ain't gonna do.

Speaker 4 (32:40):
Oh you know what I'm saying. You know what I'm saying.
People who can't hear at the movies, don't go to
the movies if you can't hear a damn thing.

Speaker 1 (32:48):
So what what did they say?

Speaker 9 (32:49):
What? What? What?

Speaker 1 (32:51):
What did they save me?

Speaker 9 (32:53):
What?

Speaker 1 (32:53):
What what happened?

Speaker 8 (32:55):
What?

Speaker 4 (32:55):
What did the girl say?

Speaker 1 (32:58):
But what did they what? Who was? What did they say? Hear?

Speaker 4 (33:03):
Go on?

Speaker 1 (33:03):
I don't like.

Speaker 2 (33:05):
Sitting in the lobby at the doctor's office with the
old lash outdated magazine.

Speaker 1 (33:13):
Why don't they throw them away?

Speaker 13 (33:14):
Man?

Speaker 1 (33:15):
You be sitting up in here, Man, I ain't come
in here to read no damn feel and stream, you.

Speaker 3 (33:26):
Know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (33:27):
Now, I have never done this because I always have
an earbuss. But older people they do.

Speaker 1 (33:32):
This a lot.

Speaker 4 (33:32):
They have the phone in their hands and the other person.
You could hear the other person talking because they're holding
the phone, so you hear two damn conversations. So what
time you're gonna get off? I'm gonna be over there
by four o'clock. Well, I'm standing in the emergency room
because we came down here to see if timon. Well,
then alright, how is.

Speaker 13 (33:52):
He doing that?

Speaker 4 (33:53):
Well, he ain't doing that, yeod. Right now, we've been
sitting in the whole. You hit a whole damn.

Speaker 9 (34:00):
I hate that.

Speaker 6 (34:01):
God know.

Speaker 2 (34:04):
This from back in the day, struggling didn't have the money.
Go to a football game. Be in the damn bleachers
with the seats that's as far away from the field
as you can get. The dude behind me is hollering
to the players like they can hear him.

Speaker 1 (34:29):
The whole. They don't even know we here. You don't
shut your ass up?

Speaker 4 (34:38):
Anybody know what I hate, Jay?

Speaker 7 (34:43):
I hate being in the room where people need help
getting up. I hate to be the person keep pulling
everybody ass up.

Speaker 6 (34:50):
What you're getting up for?

Speaker 7 (34:51):
You can't stand up on your own? See like a
personal problem to me. I get up five, Help me up.

Speaker 1 (34:56):
Hey, come on here and help me up.

Speaker 6 (34:58):
Help your own ass up.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
You gotta rock them first. You gotta you got a
rock one, I got one, I got one right here.
You guys say everything you.

Speaker 4 (35:07):
At somebody's house. You're exchanging the restroom. He's coming out.

Speaker 1 (35:11):
You going in?

Speaker 4 (35:12):
Warn me what you just did, Let me know, let
me know theree some damage in that. Don't just let
you walk in walking in blind? Okay, your heads up?
Hey man, Hey, hey, hey dog, I just wouldn't.

Speaker 6 (35:29):
Gonna have And on that note, day, we're moving on.

Speaker 8 (35:34):
You're listening hardy morning show time Now for would you
rather first one? Would you rather lose your sense of
feeling during sex? Or would you rather lose your sense
of taste during sex?

Speaker 1 (35:47):
I'm gonna go with taste. Yeah, I'm gonna follow him
with the taste. You lose the feeling, feeling, lose your taste?

Speaker 9 (35:54):
What?

Speaker 1 (35:55):
What the hell? Lose your taste? What flavors you for?
I mean, hold what what taste?

Speaker 7 (36:04):
I'm just saying, Hell going on, I'm gonna lose he's feeling.
I ain't gonna lose the feeling. Okay, you want the
feeling lose? No apples in here?

Speaker 1 (36:14):
Whoa you got? You ain't got to use that loation
no more. I'm cool.

Speaker 13 (36:22):
I'm still gonna put this honey all over you though.
I'm gonna do that. You know, I'm gonna. I ain't
got taste of damn thing too much. It ain't taste
something after no, damn way. It's question you know about.

Speaker 6 (36:35):
This chop all right?

Speaker 8 (36:38):
Would you rather go on the show sixty days in
or dating naked?

Speaker 6 (36:44):
Which one?

Speaker 13 (36:45):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (36:46):
No, go to jail?

Speaker 6 (36:47):
That's one about No, Oh.

Speaker 1 (36:49):
No, I'm dating naked. He's sitting up there, ass naked.

Speaker 2 (36:53):
With my legs crossed, with gash wine in my hands
and cigarette with a door dropping in my lap.

Speaker 1 (37:00):
You not going up in this jail for those sixty
damn days? No, not me.

Speaker 2 (37:08):
A hoot dropping ashes on my stomach and stuff. Damn
Steve built bag. Yeah, yeah, but I'm free. Yeah, yeah,
all right.

Speaker 8 (37:20):
Would you rather walk to the mailbox naked? Or would
you rather wear a Texans helmet to church?

Speaker 1 (37:29):
That mail box.

Speaker 6 (37:32):
Naked?

Speaker 1 (37:33):
Texans helmet to church?

Speaker 9 (37:35):
Man?

Speaker 6 (37:35):
What Texans from here? You're from?

Speaker 4 (37:37):
Yeah, you're I'm going naked.

Speaker 1 (37:40):
You saw our record we four and thirteen vers nicked.
I didn't. I haven't been to the mailbox naked before.
I hope it was at night. You can't see my
mailbox no way. So you just said, let me check
the mail real quick an get into that. Yeah, that's

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what's the whole option.

Speaker 6 (38:10):
Okay.

Speaker 8 (38:11):
Would you rather live in a mega yacht for one
year or in a penthouse in Vegas?

Speaker 1 (38:16):
Vegas? Vegas, Vegas.

Speaker 13 (38:19):
Ain't fooling with the water, y'all. I'm not doing it man, Vegas.
All the ass mess man, who I'm yacht?

Speaker 1 (38:33):
So you're yeah, because you can dog, let me tell
you something. Put me in the Mediterranean. I can go.
I can go to Monte Carlo and Gamble Jr. On
the strip. Yeah, but I could do that bed house
in Vegas too.

Speaker 6 (38:50):
All right, that doesn't for today's roundup?

Speaker 8 (38:52):
Would you rather you're listening Hard Morning Show time now
to check Steve's voicemail and if you would like to
leave Steve a voicemail, call eight seven seven twenty nine
Steve and you could hear your message on the radio.

Speaker 6 (39:06):
All right, Steve, here we go. This is a call
about men in the relationship.

Speaker 2 (39:11):
Hi.

Speaker 14 (39:12):
See, my name is said Kaylie Williams. I'm twenty three
years old, calling in from out Stata Sosada. I'm listening
to your guys' conversation right now about men enclosure and
it's not usually.

Speaker 15 (39:23):
The woman, it's the man.

Speaker 14 (39:24):
And I'm literally going through this like right now, like
where a guy came into my life with somebody who
I knew from high school, trusted him, and out of nowhere, he's.

Speaker 12 (39:34):
Just like, yeah, this didn't gonna work.

Speaker 14 (39:36):
And I want to go back to the point of
did you know that I was quote unquote too much
when you came into my life?

Speaker 10 (39:45):
Because mind you, a lot of times men will.

Speaker 15 (39:49):
Set up this facade of willing to be attentive and
willing who will be supportive and listening, and then once
that woman starts exercise and that's now is too much.

Speaker 14 (40:01):
Now you can't uphold it. It's like why are you
showering me and candy talking to me all sweek and
then you say you don't want a relationship just like
it makes sense.

Speaker 10 (40:11):
That's all.

Speaker 15 (40:12):
Thank you guys so much.

Speaker 14 (40:13):
I hope you guys have a lasting, glorious day.

Speaker 1 (40:16):
Wow, very well, said young lady. Here, let me help
you with this part right here.

Speaker 2 (40:21):
You gotta understand when you're in there into a relationship
with a man for the first two weeks, you are
going to meet the most attentive, best representative of himself
you could possibly meet. Most dudes have got the two
week game mastered, what to say, how to be because

(40:45):
you can, as you use the word facade, you can
keep up a facade for two weeks. Two weeks, it's
two weeks is really good. It's hard to do that
over a ninety day stretch. No, it really is hard
to pull that off over ninety day stres. It's been done,
but it's harder. And so to protect yourselves, women, before

(41:06):
you give into this, oh my god, this is too
good to be true, you have to develop the questions
and the test to find out early if it is
too good to be true.

Speaker 1 (41:18):
And that's why I created the ninety day rule.

Speaker 8 (41:21):
All right, Steven, we have another call from a woman
about men being the provider.

Speaker 11 (41:26):
I just heard you say, Steve, I got to tell
in that women wants security when a man meets a
woman's game on. I'm really sick of women who look
for security and a man. The word says, God bless
a child who has their own. No, that's not the word,
but the saying goal, God bless the child that has
his her own. And also the word does say if

(41:46):
a man wants to eat, he has to work. If
a man don't work, he don't eat. That goes for
a wall man. Also, I've never looked for a man
to be my security. God has been my source. I
just retired from my job after forty two years. God
is bless me to take care of myself. I'm so
sick and tired of women who look to a man
to take care of her. What I want from a

(42:07):
man is loyalty, love, understanding, communication. I want to believe
that I can believe in him because I want to.
I don't get with a man because of what he
can do for me. Never have, never will never will.
I love the black man. I love you, Steve Harvey.
Happy belated birthday. Hello to all of your crew, Stay safe.

Speaker 3 (42:26):
Be blessed by by it.

Speaker 2 (42:28):
You know what, she made some valid points, but I
want to show her something. I stand by what I
said what a woman looks for she's not arguing that point.
She's talking about her standpoint. What a woman looks for
in a man is security. But the things you describe
that you want are forms of security. Loyalty is security.

(42:49):
You want to know that your heart is safe with him.
You won't love. You want to feel like you belong
to somebody, like like you're somebody. Somebody. You want a
person that can communicate with you. That's security. You won't understanding.
You want to believe in him.

Speaker 1 (43:05):
That's security system.

Speaker 2 (43:07):
And then you need to package that up with when
your chips is down, will he be there? See y'all
please stop that everybody looking for security.

Speaker 1 (43:20):
Now. I appreciate you.

Speaker 2 (43:21):
Your source is God and you've been on your own
for forty two years.

Speaker 1 (43:26):
But you said, and the whole thing you wanted a man.
That's what security is. Man, that's what it is.

Speaker 2 (43:33):
Women want security and security is a lot of things,
and financial is one of them.

Speaker 1 (43:38):
And financial is one of them.

Speaker 8 (43:39):
Yeah, if you want to leave a voicemail for Steve.
Call eight seven seven twenty nine. Steve, you might hear
your message on the air coming up next to prank
phone call with the nephew.

Speaker 6 (43:48):
Right after this.

Speaker 8 (43:49):
You're listening Steve Hardy Morning Show. Coming up at the
top of the hour, right about four minutes after. It's
Today's Strawberry Letter. Listen ob I have for you today.
It's called my best friend like Sexy Strangers. Okay, my
best friend like sexy strangers? Yeah, right now, the nephew

(44:13):
said about it.

Speaker 6 (44:14):
Right now. The nephew is in the building with you.

Speaker 1 (44:17):
Ain't never seen a stranger and we're all right now.

Speaker 6 (44:20):
Yeah, it's a little more to it, though than just.

Speaker 1 (44:24):
The everybody I've ever talked to at one point in
time in my life.

Speaker 6 (44:28):
Was just a sexy, sexy stranger.

Speaker 1 (44:32):
But here's my question. Have you ever met a sexy stranger?
As soon as they started talking, they wasn't sexy at all?

Speaker 3 (44:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (44:40):
Yeah, absolute yes.

Speaker 2 (44:42):
Have you talked to a person and from across the room,
you're in the club, you back in your element, and
you walk over there and the conversation start and you go, Jesus,
I walk over here for this.

Speaker 6 (44:55):
Yeah, and then you get out of the house. Dude,
walk back.

Speaker 1 (45:00):
I walked off. I ain't got no time. Oh no no.

Speaker 2 (45:07):
I walk across the room and you open your mouth
and then something wrong with you. I just turned around
and walk off. We don't know each other. Wasn't no
Instagram back then, none of that.

Speaker 1 (45:18):
I could just walk off.

Speaker 4 (45:19):
Yeah, I love it all right?

Speaker 1 (45:22):
Why he just walk off? I don't know.

Speaker 6 (45:24):
Come on with the frank phone call.

Speaker 1 (45:26):
What you got?

Speaker 6 (45:26):
First name butt.

Speaker 1 (45:27):
Cheecks crazy, that's the name of the frank butt cheeks.

Speaker 6 (45:32):
Okay, let's do it.

Speaker 9 (45:35):
Hello.

Speaker 1 (45:36):
Hello, I'm trying to reach Carmen, Miss Mss Carmen.

Speaker 9 (45:39):
Uh, this is a.

Speaker 3 (45:42):
Master's calling.

Speaker 13 (45:43):
I'm the principal at the high school where your daughter goes.
This is mister Porter.

Speaker 1 (45:47):
Porter. How are you doing today?

Speaker 3 (45:49):
I'm fine? Is everything good?

Speaker 1 (45:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 13 (45:51):
Yeah, yeah, every every everything is everything is fine? Now
your daughter is tenth grade Crystal right?

Speaker 3 (45:57):
Correct?

Speaker 13 (45:58):
Okay, okay. I want to make sure i'm you know,
we got so many kids with the same names. I
wanted to make sure I had the right person. So
here's the issue. You say your name was Nate, Yeah, okay, Nate,
what were the problem? We're having here at the school
is I don't know if you are aware of it,
but when your your wife drops Crystal off at school,

(46:18):
we've got the parents as well as some of the teachers.
They're they're complaining about what she's what she's wearing. What
your wife is, Yeah, what she's wearing when she drops
the kids off. Evidently her clothes are very skimpy and
her butt cheeks her butt cheeks her out. You know,
I don't know she's I haven't actually seen her, but

(46:41):
I've been getting these reports from uh we've been getting back.

Speaker 3 (46:44):
That's a little strength to me. I'm typically at work.

Speaker 16 (46:47):
I mean, I don't know what she's wearing. I'm gonna
have to talk to her later on today.

Speaker 13 (46:53):
Okay, Well, what I was gonna suggest is, uh, you know,
I actually I thought I was calling her phone. I
didn't know I was. I was going to get you.
But what I wanted to do is get her to
come up here so I can see what she wears.

Speaker 3 (47:08):
You know, No, no, no, I think I got this
handl dude, I can take care of it.

Speaker 9 (47:13):
Well.

Speaker 13 (47:14):
Well, well, I think it's going to be better for
both of us. Like if I was able to see
her uh in the and.

Speaker 16 (47:20):
And let her look player, look, look I got it,
my daughter. This is not even really concerning my daughter.
This is uh you know, this is this is above
that pay grade.

Speaker 3 (47:31):
Let me handle it.

Speaker 16 (47:31):
So you know, you know, my daughter going to principal's
office is one thing. I'll be on top of that,
but I'm definitely gonna be on top of this. So so,
like I said, I think I got this handle right now.

Speaker 1 (47:42):
What now, your wife, Karmen is she there?

Speaker 3 (47:45):
Uh? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (47:46):
Okay, I mean, is there any way I can talk
to her?

Speaker 9 (47:49):
No?

Speaker 3 (47:50):
Like I told you, I think I think I got
this one. I could take care of this. And you know,
my thing is, I've already told you that three times.
I don't know where you're really going with this. You know,
I'm gonna I'm gonna talk to her and get the
situation a situation rectordfid as soon as I can. Okay,
but we don't you know, you don't need to you
don't need to see her, you know, talk to her.

Speaker 1 (48:12):
Being the principal here at the school, sir.

Speaker 13 (48:15):
Uh Like I said, you know, I'm just trying to
you know, handle the school in the orderly fashion and
make sure that all things are taking care of around here.

Speaker 1 (48:24):
We have no issues and no problems.

Speaker 3 (48:26):
So what whether pay? You're not talking to my daughter,
You're talking to me. I'm a I'm a husband, I'm
a father. I'm telling what I tell you. I got
to handle. I got a handle.

Speaker 13 (48:35):
I understand that I have to handle my school. Though
you understand that I have to handle the school.

Speaker 3 (48:41):
I will drop my door off myself.

Speaker 1 (48:42):
Okay, I understand that.

Speaker 3 (48:43):
Well, No, I mean, do I need to come up
there and talk to you?

Speaker 9 (48:46):
No?

Speaker 1 (48:46):
I need your wife to come talk to me. I
need to see what she be winning.

Speaker 3 (48:49):
I don't need to talk to my wife. Look, do
you have a wife? Yeah, I have a wife of
my office.

Speaker 1 (48:55):
But what what what what do you?

Speaker 9 (48:56):
What do you?

Speaker 1 (48:56):
What are you? What are you talking about?

Speaker 3 (48:58):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 9 (48:59):
That?

Speaker 3 (48:59):
My wife needs a come and and so you can
inspect her outfit. I'm not playing that game player, I'm
not We're not doing that.

Speaker 1 (49:06):
Okay. I need to see what your wife be wearing
when she's dropping these kids.

Speaker 3 (49:09):
Me yourself one, I'll send you a picture.

Speaker 1 (49:11):
He man, and mean, I think we must have gone
down the wrong street, which is yeah, no, we.

Speaker 3 (49:16):
Do definitely down the wrong boulevard on this one player. Okay,
let me let me just make it very clear to you,
my wife, you're seeing that in the office, and all
that maybe wouldn't come up here tomorrow is gonna be
me and her. He's not coming up to the principal's office.
We don't need to do it.

Speaker 1 (49:29):
But we don't have a problem with you. We just
need her.

Speaker 3 (49:32):
I just need to know you're gonna have a problem
with me if we keep going down this road right now.

Speaker 1 (49:37):
Okay.

Speaker 13 (49:38):
So, so, so it's okay for her to have her
butt cheeks out when she dropped the kids off, but
as soon as I want to have her come out
of office for a meeting about this situation right now,
right now.

Speaker 3 (49:48):
You you said you're claiming her butt seats out like
seats out right now? You out of pot.

Speaker 13 (49:54):
Okay, No, it was out of pocket when she pulled
up and got out the car and her butt was
out of pocket. That's when it was out of pocket.
So so what you can't do, Nate, is be mad
at me by what your wife then put on and
walk up into the school.

Speaker 3 (50:05):
Look man, like I said, I'm gonna do what I
gotta do on this on this end. Your end is
to handle what's going on in your school.

Speaker 1 (50:13):
Well, evidently you're not handling that in over there.

Speaker 13 (50:16):
So that's why I'm stepping up as the principal of
the school saying I need to have a meeting, a
private meeting with your wife so when her and I
can talk about what she's wearing.

Speaker 3 (50:24):
Look, man, I done told you several times. Are coming
up there on her own is not gonna happen. So
this is where we're at right now. You know what
you not gonna happen. So what So what you're saying,
you what's gonna happen tomorrow? I'm gonna come up there
and drop my daughter off some see you.

Speaker 1 (50:42):
So you're coming here tomorrow?

Speaker 3 (50:43):
Absolutely?

Speaker 1 (50:44):
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. So are you bringing Ms
Carmen with you?

Speaker 3 (50:50):
Don't worry about who's with me. I'm not a telephone
tuck got money. I'm coming up there to handle this
right now because you're out of pocket. That this is
how it's going down. There will be no butt cheeks
coming tomorrow. It's just gonna be coming out the car
on some real Do you understand what's your name again?

Speaker 1 (51:06):
My name? I'm poor to the principal here.

Speaker 3 (51:09):
All right, there will be no butt sea tomorrow. You
will see me coming out the car.

Speaker 13 (51:14):
Okay, okay, okay, Uh, well there is there is another
issue we got here on the table.

Speaker 3 (51:21):
And what is that?

Speaker 1 (51:23):
So so ms Carr And she told you about, uh,
the conversation she's been having with Tommy.

Speaker 3 (51:30):
Who is Tommy?

Speaker 1 (51:32):
So that once again, so.

Speaker 13 (51:33):
Your wife ain't telling you not so she she hadn't
told you nothing about her talking to Tommy.

Speaker 3 (51:38):
No, dude, I don't want to play games man. Who's Tommy?

Speaker 1 (51:41):
Okay?

Speaker 13 (51:41):
So so, okay, okay, do you know okay, okay, cool?
Do you know who nephew Tommy is from the Steve
Harvey Morning Show?

Speaker 1 (51:49):
Do you know him?

Speaker 2 (51:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (51:52):
I know.

Speaker 3 (51:57):
He's about to catch the bathing.

Speaker 1 (52:00):
Nate, Nate, you just got pranked by your wife, Carmen.

Speaker 3 (52:04):
Baby, Hey, at least he knows what he's.

Speaker 13 (52:11):
Oh my god, wow, oh man, I gotta ask you
something before we go, Baby, what is the baddest and
I mean the baddest radio show in the land.

Speaker 3 (52:25):
Steve Harvey born and showing that is.

Speaker 4 (52:38):
And there it is the check that is straightened down.
There's a problem and he worked on it.

Speaker 1 (52:46):
I got you understand what it's okay, as you should
have part of the job.

Speaker 4 (52:52):
That was their problem.

Speaker 1 (52:54):
It's part of it. Her husband went pretty much left
on me.

Speaker 4 (52:57):
And he should have.

Speaker 1 (52:58):
Okay, it's okay, that's so okay. I'll help for that.
That's what prank and e uh huh, you understand that's
what prank is.

Speaker 6 (53:05):
Thank you, nephew.

Speaker 8 (53:06):
Up next Strawberry Letter, subject my best friend like sexy Strangers.

Speaker 6 (53:10):
We'll get into it right after this. You're listening to
Harvey Morning Show time now for today's Strawberry Letter, and listen.

Speaker 8 (53:18):
If you need advice on relationships, on sex, on dating,
on parenting, work, and more. Please submit your Strawberry letter
to Steve Harvey FM and click submit Strawberry a letter. Okay,
we could be reading your letter live on the air,
just like we're gonna read this one today right now.

Speaker 1 (53:37):
Margola, hold on tight. We got it for you. Here.

Speaker 8 (53:40):
It is the Strawberry Letter, subject my best friend like
sexy Strangers. Dear Stephen Shirley. I am a thirty three
year old single woman and my best friend is a
thirty two year old wild woman. She works as a
bartender and she uses her job as a way to
hit on guys, and most of them are in their
mid twenty She also has sex with these guys. She

(54:02):
says that guys our age can't keep up with her,
so she sticks with the twenty somethings because they are
great in bed. I try not to judge her, but
her sex life is a big problem for me because
she always uses my guest room to hook up with
these random men. She lives with her brother, so she
can't go to her house, and she doesn't want to

(54:23):
go to these guys places because she does not know them. Instead,
she wants to bring strangers into my house. It started
off as a one time thing, but now it's more frequent.
She has a key to my house, so I could
be sleep when she comes in, and the next morning
I can tell that she's been there. I told her
that I do not approve of her using my house

(54:43):
for sex, but she said, if I'm truly her friend,
I would trust her judgment and let her have a
little fun. Not to mention the fact that she's putting
me in danger while she's living out her wild, crazy
sex fantasies. All of the guys are in great physical
shape and are very handsome, so I think she is
just caught up on the fact that she can still

(55:04):
pull younger men. She's filling some kind of void in
her life, and she may have some deeper issues going on.
She told me that she hates that there's a double
standard when women hook up with multiple men. I want
to talk to her without signing too preachy.

Speaker 6 (55:20):
What should I do?

Speaker 1 (55:22):
Okay?

Speaker 6 (55:22):
I got to tell you right off the bat that
this is your fault. I mean, this is really on you.

Speaker 8 (55:28):
Why because this is your house, and you know the
saying your house, your rules. The problem is you haven't
said any rules, no boundaries in your own home. Your
so called best friend, this wild woman, as you called her,
she's taking advantage of you, and she's doing it in
the worst way. A real friend, any kind of real

(55:49):
good friend, they wouldn't do this to a person, and
you shouldn't allow her to do this. Why are you
letting her do this? It's like you're afraid or something.
You say you want to talk to her. You don't
want to sound too preachy. You say you don't want.

Speaker 6 (56:03):
To judge her, but who cares? This is your house.

Speaker 8 (56:06):
I mean, this situation is way beyond and is far
more serious than you know. You sounding too preachy, and
you judging her. You're being manipulated by this best friend
of yours.

Speaker 6 (56:19):
She's using you.

Speaker 8 (56:20):
She's bringing random guys into your house. She's putting you,
your possessions, everything in danger here. This is craziness. You
have to tell her to stop that she's done. You
have to tell her no more. She can't do this anymore.
It's not judging her, it's just taking yourself out of
harm's way.

Speaker 6 (56:38):
You got to get your keys back, or you got to.

Speaker 8 (56:41):
Change the locks and tell her it is over, plain
and simple, Steve, This letter crazy.

Speaker 1 (56:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (56:51):
Here's a thirty three year old single woman. Her best
friend is thirty two years old. She's a wow woman.
She works as a bartender, and she use her job
to hit on dudes. And most of the dudes she
hitting on is in their twenties. And then you say
in the letter she also has sex with these guys?

Speaker 4 (57:11):
Well damn.

Speaker 2 (57:14):
And then he say that guys, she used her job
as a way to hit on guys, most of them
is in their twenties, and she also has sex with
these guys.

Speaker 1 (57:29):
What she say that guys our age can't keep up
with her, y'all? Thirty three? What thirty three year old
dude can't keep up with you? What is you doing
in now?

Speaker 2 (57:43):
What are you doing in now that a thirty three
year old man can't keep up with That's.

Speaker 1 (57:51):
Prime time thirty three, Our lord.

Speaker 2 (57:58):
Them glory days. Yes see in your twenties here what
she don't know? In your twenties. Oh you can go
a lot of times, but the quality just st ain't there.
It's just I'm sorry.

Speaker 9 (58:13):
What you you? You?

Speaker 2 (58:14):
You make up for it in repetition taken, okay, hold
up my bag. And then the next time, which is
about fifteen minutes later, Dennis Brown, okay, all right, what
is all of that focus? Yeah, this is how long

(58:35):
it takes. This is a twenty And then the third
time he go on and he get a little run in,
but now you're tired of his ass. Now you in
your thirties and you don't run up into a man
that keep on can't keep up with you?

Speaker 1 (58:50):
What in the world are you in that doing? What
is who you work for? Circle? Late? What you what
you do? You had Sucker's home?

Speaker 9 (59:01):
Lady?

Speaker 1 (59:01):
You and are you the lady diving in the champagne glass,
come up on the other side. What did you do?
What did you do?

Speaker 2 (59:09):
Is you diving out the window onto the ground and
then coming back up the steps.

Speaker 1 (59:14):
Now you back in the living room, ask naked what
is she doing?

Speaker 2 (59:21):
You try not to judge her, but the sex life
is starting to be a problem for you because she
always uses your guest room to hook up with these
random men.

Speaker 1 (59:32):
I don't understand. Is she her roommate.

Speaker 6 (59:35):
No, she has her own place. She lives with her brother, Steve.

Speaker 2 (59:38):
But she got on her place she lived with her brother,
But she brings these men to your house and use
your guest room with these random men because she don't
want to go to these guys places because she don't
know them.

Speaker 1 (59:51):
Right.

Speaker 8 (59:52):
All right, listen, hold that thought right there, Steve, Yeah,
hold that thought. We'll have part two of your response
coming up at twenty three after the hour. Today's subject
my best friend like Sexy Strangers will have part two
coming up right after this. You're listening hard morning show.

Speaker 6 (01:00:11):
All right, Steve, Let's.

Speaker 8 (01:00:12):
Recap today's Strawberry letters subject to my best friend like
sexy strangers.

Speaker 1 (01:00:18):
Okay, here's a recap.

Speaker 2 (01:00:19):
Thirty three year old woman got this thirty year old
thirty two old friend as Wow, she hook up with
me as at her men at her job because she's
a boughten and she have sex with them. Now she
lives with her brother, but she, like younger men called
thirty three year olds, can't keep up with it.

Speaker 1 (01:00:34):
So we don't know what the hell she in here doing.
She's some some going on.

Speaker 2 (01:00:42):
I don't know what she's doing, but she got some
going on. Where if a thirty three year old can
keep up with you, you too damn much.

Speaker 1 (01:00:50):
That's prime.

Speaker 2 (01:00:50):
You need to go sit your hands down somewhere cause
you doing too damn much.

Speaker 1 (01:00:56):
Now here's the problem.

Speaker 2 (01:00:57):
She lives with her brother, so she he uses this
other girl's guest room to hook up with these random men.
I don't understand that she don't want to go to
these guys places because she don't know them. Well, you
don't know them at her at your house either. See,
she don't want to hook up with these random guys
at that place because she don't know them. So she

(01:01:18):
bring these same people she don't know into your house
because she got a key. She don't live there, she
just used your house. This don't make no sense. It
started off as a one time thing, but now it's
more frequent. She has a key to my house, so
I could be sleep when she comes in, and the
next morning I can tell she been in there. Hell,

(01:01:38):
you can tell she been in there that night. Right,
You ain't gotta wait till Marny. They're in the guest room.
And if she doing this stuff? Where thirty three k
keep up? You're hearing something? How many times she done
broke the doughknob? See you in here doing stuff? How
many times have you had to remodel your guests room?

Speaker 1 (01:02:02):
You walking in the ut?

Speaker 9 (01:02:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:02:05):
She talking about I walking there in the morning. I
can tell that they've been in here. What had the
curtains is down, she'd have told the curtains off the wall,
the flash screen is on the floor the bathroom. Don't
want her to hear just to fell out because she
in there doing stuff? What thirty three year old can't
keep up? You've told her that you don't approve of

(01:02:27):
her using your house for sex. But she says, if
I'm truly her friend, I would trust her judgment and
let her have a little fun. She ain't got no judgment.
She crazy, exactly, And let me tell you something else
too before we get out of here. This ain't your house.

Speaker 1 (01:02:42):
This is a brothel. Oh see, this is not your house.
This is a brothel. And you don't have no say so.
You ain't even making money at your brothels. This is crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:02:59):
And she caught up on the fact that she can
still pull younger men. You when you get a dude
to come home with you, you ain't pulling nobody. They
coming you at the fact, you ain't even got the
pull a dude.

Speaker 1 (01:03:10):
We going.

Speaker 9 (01:03:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:03:13):
See, when you're pulling people, that mean you using game
to get them to go with you. I pulled this
chicken the club. When you bing a man at the club,
you didn't pull him. He volunteered. He got the collar.
Old to you, you ain't got the pull.

Speaker 1 (01:03:28):
We at the car like a dog sitting in the
back seat waiting on the owner to come out. You
didn't pull him.

Speaker 2 (01:03:35):
She's feeling some kind of void in her life, and
she may have some deeper issues going on.

Speaker 1 (01:03:39):
The issue ain't that deep she skanked? That ain't deep? Skanks,
ain't deep, ain't skanks is shallow? Oh y'all don't want
to go along with that one. Oh no, I'm with you.

Speaker 6 (01:03:52):
I'm with you.

Speaker 1 (01:03:53):
Oh oh what what?

Speaker 2 (01:03:54):
That turn was too much? There's other turns now. I
tried to leave one that would fit the morning show.

Speaker 4 (01:04:00):
For many rhyme.

Speaker 2 (01:04:03):
With stand, rhyme with stink. So I'm just trying to
figure out why I ain't getting no amens in here?
Am y'all know y'all wouldn't have it at your house.
Hell of bringing these men over time? She told me
she hates that there's a double standard when women hook
up with multiple men.

Speaker 1 (01:04:24):
You hate it.

Speaker 2 (01:04:25):
We didn't make the rules. These rules been in place
since the beginning of time. This double standards is not
a new rule. My daddy told my sisters a long
time ago. When I was a little boy. I heard
him tell him, you can't do what I do and
still be a lady.

Speaker 1 (01:04:41):
Period. That rule is true.

Speaker 2 (01:04:45):
Matter fact that you hate and you want to change
the double standard, the double standard is not going to change.
And let me tell you why, because if you sleep
with multiple men and we find out about it, we
have a name for you, and it ain't your last name.
So now what you want us to do? I'm sorry.

(01:05:05):
Now I want to talk to her without sounding too preachy.
What should I do You got to sound preachy, But
I agree with Shirley one hundred percent. Why she using
your house?

Speaker 1 (01:05:16):
Change the lock?

Speaker 2 (01:05:17):
See, that's how you stop somebody. So when you're in
there sleep, she can't walk in on you. Nobody should
have have your key that can walk in on you
while you sleep. Yeah, that's crazy with strangers in your house.
Man to hell with her talking about it.

Speaker 1 (01:05:34):
You her friend, You wouldn't judge her crazy. It has.

Speaker 2 (01:05:40):
Here with all these dudes from the Damn Club in
their twenties, that's fool in here. And you know they
ain't just leaving. You know, they eat a sandwich. I'm
in here trying to save my money for college and
you're asking them making sandwiches with this big twenty year
old dude that work out at the gym all day long.

Speaker 1 (01:05:55):
He come to the club with a tight T shirt
on and the damn chain.

Speaker 9 (01:05:59):
All right.

Speaker 6 (01:06:00):
See, we gotta get out of her post your comments.

Speaker 1 (01:06:03):
Sitting up in here making sandwiches on the.

Speaker 8 (01:06:05):
Strawberry Letters it's hell out or on Facebook it's Steve
Harvey f M.

Speaker 6 (01:06:11):
And don't forget you you're.

Speaker 1 (01:06:12):
Making a sandwich and Strubberry.

Speaker 9 (01:06:14):
Letter podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:06:17):
Don't coming up in Tony things. You're gonna stop making
sandwiches in there?

Speaker 6 (01:06:26):
How many times you gonna flush? You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
All right, Steve, let's go. It's time for you to
introduce your friend ladies.

Speaker 1 (01:06:40):
And gentlemen slipping into dark names Brown.

Speaker 4 (01:06:49):
All right, being a senior member on this show, I'd
like to talk to our senior members who listen to
the show. You got some problems out there. You might
not be aware of them, but I am, and I
want to help you with the problems that you have.
If you have to start a story by saying, did
I tell y'all this before? You've told it before, nobody

(01:07:09):
wants to hear it again. Okay, all right? If you
start up, did I tell you yet? We've heard it before? Okay,
all right, Stop being the person who tells everybody who's dead.
Don't nobody want to hear that? Okay, Sir Stocking, the
one with all the dead news. Okay, stop calling me

(01:07:33):
up telling me who's dead. I don't even know some
of these damn people. I ain't talking to them in
forty years. I don't know them.

Speaker 1 (01:07:42):
You can't make you hear about Carter.

Speaker 4 (01:07:46):
That's what I'm talking about. That's that's it, right there,
Larde Jesus Lucy, he's dead. Oh my God. To my
senior members, ladies, ladies, I know you like I know
you like leopard print. I know you love it.

Speaker 1 (01:08:04):
I'm seeing it. I know you love it.

Speaker 4 (01:08:09):
I know you gotta love for it. But you can't
mix it up. You can't have seven or eight leopard prints.

Speaker 1 (01:08:16):
You just can't do it.

Speaker 9 (01:08:18):
It.

Speaker 1 (01:08:18):
Don't it don't flow.

Speaker 4 (01:08:21):
Leopard hat, leopard scarf, leopard blouse, leopard boots, and leopard.
There's too much leopard. You know, A real leopard is
not completely covered with leopard under that.

Speaker 1 (01:08:35):
A real leopard.

Speaker 4 (01:08:37):
Yeah, a real leopard is not covered with a whole
lot of leopard. One all right, and all the black
people learn to use headsets or headphones or earbuds. Stop
holding your phone like it's a slice of pie and

(01:08:57):
you talking in it. So everybody is talking about stop
your damn phone, like yeah, yeah, I'm I'm at them
all right now. And when you yeah, come on, get
you some ear budds.

Speaker 3 (01:09:13):
Damn it.

Speaker 4 (01:09:14):
Okay, tell you buds, learn how to use them. And last,
but not least, the old black men. I gotta talk
to you. Street shoes do not go with every damn thing. Okay,
I don't know if you know that.

Speaker 1 (01:09:33):
All right, and.

Speaker 6 (01:09:37):
Thank you you're listening morning show.

Speaker 13 (01:09:43):
All right, Junior.

Speaker 6 (01:09:44):
So now you have a question for Steve.

Speaker 1 (01:09:46):
What is your question? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:09:47):
You know, uncle, let me ask you someone. And I mean,
and this is about your nephew. And I really want
to just get that the way because I heard some
earlier in the show today. I just want to know,
how is this posserble? Now, Tommy just said he babed
three times the day. Because we had a story with
the man from nineteen fifty five.

Speaker 1 (01:10:03):
He is a very clean person. You can't all right,
he's but you made a statement. You made a statement too.

Speaker 5 (01:10:09):
Uh.

Speaker 7 (01:10:09):
Yeah, you can't be friend with somebody that bathe three
times a day?

Speaker 1 (01:10:14):
No, could you explain why that?

Speaker 2 (01:10:17):
First of all, it's going to interfere with our friendship. Well,
the fact that you got to bathe three times a day.
Me and my partners, we do stuff like spirit a moment,
hey man, we finish, go down here, y'all want to
just meet up down here? Yeah, we do stuff like that.
If we got to wait on you to bathe, See,

(01:10:39):
we note. See we're not finna keep calling you because
you got the bathe three times a day. You got
to work that in between your radio show, your TV show,
your touring career, you a father and a husband. You

(01:11:00):
go into Jordan's games and all this hell cleaned up,
you know why? And three three baths is not It's
not even necessary. It's really not, doll, It's really really not.
And for you to sit up in this TV on
this radio show and tell people that's what you do

(01:11:21):
three times a day, I find.

Speaker 1 (01:11:22):
Would I show up at my son gang funky as hell?
Why would I do that? Why wouldn't I take a bath?

Speaker 2 (01:11:28):
But see, unless you have a gland problem from the
time you shower at five in the morning and you
need another one at eleven because you've been up sitting
up talking on the radio, then you got you need
to go to the doctor man and get that problem.

Speaker 1 (01:11:45):
You need to You need some seal on something. You
hey dog, hey, hey dog, hear what you need to do.

Speaker 2 (01:11:50):
You need to stop using the odor and the start
using Thompson's deck sealer. You need to start. You need
to start putting Prima and Seala on your funk ass.
If you stink from just doing this radio show. You
got the deodad ain't what you need. And I'm telling

(01:12:12):
you that hole deepot got it, Low's got it, bad's
got it out now. But Thompson Thompson's Thompson water Sealer
for dicks is what you need.

Speaker 8 (01:12:25):
Let's go down the timeline here. So what time of
the day do you are you taking all these showers?

Speaker 13 (01:12:31):
Because I think that so in the morning when you
wake up before we do the show, I take a
shower and it helps you wake you up anyway.

Speaker 6 (01:12:37):
Yeah, all right, now when I.

Speaker 13 (01:12:39):
Get through, I get straight in here. Go ahead, okay,
soward time for that man early wish the hell out
would take a bandage. I'm so glad we're not in
the same room because I'm here to take all that
if you just just get just in there.

Speaker 1 (01:12:58):
See what I don't like is I don't like all
day like I don't like you smelling like all day.
That that bothers me. Right there, you all date you
ain't bathed all day.

Speaker 2 (01:13:10):
I'm not laying around next to your ass. Lee, I'm
gonna cross this big ass platform. We're doing the radio show. Okay, okay,
but I went a pillow, laying my face right next
to your asks. I probably want you to do a
little bit more. But come across this desk and as

(01:13:35):
you glad, we zooming. Now, every time I came to
work in this radio show, it didn't take no bad
before I came in there.

Speaker 1 (01:13:41):
Man, you ain't never had no problem out of me.

Speaker 6 (01:13:44):
Okay, so hang on, hang on bath in the morning, okay, sir.

Speaker 1 (01:13:48):
So I go to the gym.

Speaker 13 (01:13:49):
When I leave the gym, no shower. Okay, now, laid
on even before you go to bed. I want your bath.
I want no shower.

Speaker 6 (01:13:56):
Okay, that's breaking out. He'll work out everything showering out.

Speaker 1 (01:14:00):
You'll workout every day, Shirley. We need to say about
it every day.

Speaker 2 (01:14:06):
He's don't workout every day, Shirley.

Speaker 1 (01:14:10):
You a funky uncle, Julia, He's a funcky uncle.

Speaker 6 (01:14:15):
We got we'll be back. We'll be back with you
to wash this ignorant show. Twenty minutes after right out,
you're listening hardy morning show.

Speaker 8 (01:14:31):
According to I Am Voter, there are sixteen million Americans
who have turned eighteen since the twenty twenty election. On
the ballot this November are the following one president, one
vice president, thirty three of one hundred Senate seats, all
four hundred and thirty five seats in the House of Representatives,
eleven governor seats, and a wide range of state and

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local initiatives and offices. There are less than seventy eight
days until the election. Early voting starts soon. For ex,
Apple in Pennsylvania, early voting starts September tenth, that's the
same day of the debate, the presidential debate. You can
register now at when we All Vote dot org. When
we All Vote dot org. Let's hurry up and get

(01:15:13):
this done.

Speaker 1 (01:15:14):
Yeah, let's make it happen everybody.

Speaker 2 (01:15:16):
Also, is that the same website where people can verify
their voter registration credentials to make sure that they're in line.

Speaker 6 (01:15:25):
Yeah, you can do it on when we all vote.
You can definitely do.

Speaker 2 (01:15:27):
It on when we all So everybody go to when
we All Vote dot org because there are some new
policies that they've put in place.

Speaker 1 (01:15:35):
Go there and check to make.

Speaker 2 (01:15:36):
Sure that you are currently registered with the right credentials
because now they want people to have the address matchup
with the voter registration files. And you know, they closed
a lot of polls and so they're shifting poll places.
Get online right now so you don't have no mess
when you go vote because they trying to steal the election.

Speaker 10 (01:15:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:15:59):
Yeah, they're already setting the groundwork for it. You're right, Steve,
we gotta do this, get it done all right.

Speaker 8 (01:16:05):
Coming up at thirty three minutes after the hour, will
play around would you rather right after this? You're listening
Hardy morning show time now for would you rather? First one?
Would you rather lose your sense of feeling during sex?
Or would you rather lose your sense of taste during sex?

Speaker 1 (01:16:25):
I'm gonna go with taste. Yeah, I'm gonna follow him
with their taste. I can't lose the feeling feeling, lose
your taste?

Speaker 3 (01:16:31):
What?

Speaker 1 (01:16:31):
What the hell? What lose your taste? What flavors you're
looking for? I mean, what what taste?

Speaker 7 (01:16:40):
I'm just saying, going on, I'm gonna feeling. I ain't
gonna lose this feeling. Okay, you want the feeling, I'll
lose you. Take no apples in here?

Speaker 1 (01:16:50):
Whoa you got? You ain't gotta use? I load you
no more.

Speaker 2 (01:16:54):
I'm cool.

Speaker 13 (01:16:58):
I'm still gonna put this honey all over you know
I'm gonna do that. You know I'm gonna I ain't
got taste of damn thing too much. It ain't something
after no, damn way, it's certain question you know about
this job?

Speaker 6 (01:17:12):
Nope?

Speaker 1 (01:17:13):
All right?

Speaker 8 (01:17:13):
Would you rather go on the show sixty days in
or dating naked?

Speaker 6 (01:17:19):
Which one?

Speaker 9 (01:17:21):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:17:21):
No, go to jail, that's one of our Oh no,
I'm dating naked.

Speaker 2 (01:17:25):
He sitting up there, ass naked, with my legs crossed,
with gass wine in my hands and cigarette with a
dropping in my lap.

Speaker 1 (01:17:34):
We're not going up in this jail for those sixty
damn days. No, not me, legs.

Speaker 2 (01:17:43):
Dropping ashes on my stomach and stuff. Damn Steve built bad. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
but I'm free, Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:17:54):
All right?

Speaker 6 (01:17:54):
Would you rather walk to the mailbox naked? Or would
you rather win? Are a Texans helmet to church?

Speaker 1 (01:18:03):
That mail box? Texans helmet to church?

Speaker 3 (01:18:09):
Man?

Speaker 6 (01:18:09):
What what Texas?

Speaker 1 (01:18:10):
From here?

Speaker 6 (01:18:11):
You're from?

Speaker 9 (01:18:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:18:12):
You're I'm going nicked. You saw our record we four
and thirteen rivers nicked.

Speaker 1 (01:18:19):
I didn't. I haven't been to the mailbox naked. I
hope it was at night. You can't see my mailbox, no.

Speaker 6 (01:18:29):
Way, So you just said, let me check the mail
real quick.

Speaker 1 (01:18:37):
We ain't going to get into that. What's the option?

Speaker 6 (01:18:43):
Okay?

Speaker 8 (01:18:44):
Would you rather live in a mega yacht for one
year or in a penthouse in Vegas?

Speaker 1 (01:18:49):
Vegas? Vegas, Vegas.

Speaker 17 (01:18:51):
I ain't fooling with that water, y'all. I'm not doing
it man, Vegas. You're out of all mess man.

Speaker 6 (01:19:03):
Who I'm on ya?

Speaker 10 (01:19:05):
So?

Speaker 2 (01:19:07):
Yeah, because you can dog, let me tell you something.
It's put me into Mediterranean.

Speaker 1 (01:19:11):
I can go. I can go to Monte Carlo and
gamble and ju on the strip. Yeah, but I can
do that, Grid houses Vig.

Speaker 8 (01:19:22):
All right, that doesn't for today's roundup? Would you rather
coming up next in forty nine minutes after, we'll have
some closing remarks from the one and only Steve Harvey
at our last break of the day.

Speaker 6 (01:19:31):
Right after this, you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right,
here we are, guys, last break.

Speaker 9 (01:19:38):
Of the day.

Speaker 6 (01:19:39):
Wow, i'm's flying yep.

Speaker 1 (01:19:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:19:43):
And of course, Steve, you.

Speaker 2 (01:19:45):
Know what, let me ask you a question. I was
thinking about this to encourage people. I wanted to say
this to you enclosing. The right time is now, that's
the subject. The right time is now.

Speaker 1 (01:20:05):
What are you waiting for? Do you know how many
people never start.

Speaker 2 (01:20:13):
The pursuit of their dreams and the pursuit of their
happiness because they keep waiting on the right time. Well,
I have news for you. The right time is now.
If you're waiting on all the ducks to get lined
up in the row, if you're waiting all the stars
to align themselves, if you're waiting on the tide to

(01:20:34):
come in, if you're waiting on the right set of circumstances,
if you're waiting on everybody to say the right thing,
if you're trying to get confirmation from all the people
in your circle, you're never gonna start.

Speaker 1 (01:20:51):
It's never gonna happen.

Speaker 2 (01:20:53):
If you're waiting until the time is perfect, you're not
gonna get there.

Speaker 1 (01:21:00):
The perfect time is now. See now starts the process.

Speaker 2 (01:21:07):
Every time you delay the start of the process, you
move back another opportunity. Because the opportunity is in front
of you is today and is now. A big part
of people not succeeding, though, is not only do they
want the timing to be right and the right time
to everything to be lining up, but they also want

(01:21:28):
to know the way all.

Speaker 1 (01:21:29):
The way to the end.

Speaker 2 (01:21:30):
That's not how this works. If you make one step,
he'll make two. But you first have to make a step.
You gotta do something. Some of these steps are time consuming.
You don't just take a step and then another step
and they come right back to back to back. You're
gonna have challenges and setbacks and delays along the way,

(01:21:51):
but you got to keep making steps. You're gonna fall
along the way, but you gotta get back up and
gotta keep making steps. You're gonna get it wrong sometime,
but you gotta get back up and keep making steps.
You're gonna go off in the wrong direction sometimes, but
you gotta turn around, come back and retrench your steps
and get on the right path. But the time to

(01:22:11):
do it is now. As long as you delaying it, man,
all you're doing is blowing it. You're blowing it because
once once the devil realizes and seize the way to
get you to procrastinate, he gonna present it in all
types of angles for you.

Speaker 1 (01:22:32):
He gonna make. He gonna put it in all shapes
and forms.

Speaker 2 (01:22:35):
If it just takes that to throw you off course,
to keep it from starting, he'll keep presenting that opportunity,
and he'll repackage it over and over and over and over,
because his one job is to make sure that you
never accomplish what God created you to be. That's his
job is to rob you of your destiny. Y'all, stop
doing it to yourselves. You got to start, You got

(01:22:58):
to go for it. The time is now. Stop waiting
on it to line up. It's not going to line up.
It doesn't line up like that. That's not how it works.
Making the decision to be successful is hard because it's
gonna require you to do some things that take you
out of your comfort zone. But that's where your success is.

(01:23:19):
Success is outside of the comfort zone. If you stay
in your comfort zone, I'm telling you, that's where you're
going to fail. Keep being comfortable, you gonna fail right there.
Keep making sure that everything feel good to you. You're
gonna fail right there. Keep on making sure you don't
stress yourself out and you don't put yourself in you

(01:23:41):
don't take no chance, and you don't put yourself.

Speaker 1 (01:23:43):
Under no undue pressure. Make sure you don't take no
unnecessary risk. Keep on.

Speaker 2 (01:23:49):
You're gonna fail right there. Stop doing that to yourself.
Stop going back to.

Speaker 1 (01:23:55):
The thing that you're always comfortable with.

Speaker 2 (01:23:57):
Most people can't move forward because they keep going back
to where they was comfortable. I know people, man, that's
talking about moving forward with their life, but they can't
move forward their life because they keep going backwards. I'm
gonna move back over here. I can afford this one
over here. I'm gonna move over here. I can afford
that over there. Go somewhere that's uncomfortable.

Speaker 1 (01:24:18):
Gone over there.

Speaker 2 (01:24:20):
Yeah, it costs more out there, but go over there. Yes,
don't put you on a little bit of stress over there,
But gone over there.

Speaker 1 (01:24:29):
You might find out you can handle it. You might
find out that you got enough to be able to. Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:24:36):
Man, see now you're pushing me now, because now I
gotta tell you something. God don't take you know where.
He don't equip you to be. He just don't do
that to you. But a lot of great things is
calling you, but you think you not equipped. God don't
take you know where, He don't equip you to be.
Let go, man, Let go of your past so you

(01:24:58):
can go get your future. Quit moving back over here,
because I know that people over here, because it's comfortable
over there is more affordable over there. Affordable. Okay, keep
on because I'm telling you right now it costs no
matter where you go. It costs to move forward, and
it costs to move backwards. I'd rather pay the cost

(01:25:20):
to moving forward than to keep paying the cost of
moving backwards, Because to move backwards, guess what it costs
you now everything you've earned up until this point, and
you can't keep getting it back, y'all. Stop waiting on
the right time. Stop expecting your ducks to line up
in a row. The right time is now. What are

(01:25:40):
you waiting for? You can't build a future dabbling in
your past. Stop it, have faith, move forward, talk to
God about it, put it in God's.

Speaker 6 (01:25:53):
Held, and go see what Gods.

Speaker 3 (01:26:03):
For All.

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