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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today show is pre recorded.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Y'all know what y'all don't know y'all at all, So.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
Don't given the.

Speaker 4 (00:16):
Bus Steve Yeah listening to.

Speaker 5 (00:26):
Show.

Speaker 6 (00:38):
I don't Joy Yeah, Joy.

Speaker 3 (00:59):
You go.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
You know.

Speaker 3 (01:05):
You love you alone?

Speaker 2 (01:25):
Turn Okay, you got to turn the mouth. Turn You've
probably got to turn mouth turn.

Speaker 4 (01:46):
Out, turn the water the waterpoo, come.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Come out, you're thinking.

Speaker 7 (02:00):
Uh huh, I sure will. Good morning everybody. You are
listening to the voice, come on dig me now, one
and only. Steve Harvey got a radio show you know
today I was thinking of what I would say today
and it just dawned on me this way, and I
just want to share this with everybody listening. You've got
to get some help to make it through life. I

(02:24):
cannot imagine where I would be if it was not
for the help of my God, if it wasn't for
his grace and mercy, if I did not have the
ability to lean on him and all the times I've
had to lean on him, which has become a daily basis.
I have no idea where I would be, but clearly

(02:44):
I know for a matter of fact, I would not
be here today. You have got to get some help
to get through this thing called life. I am begging
you to look into it. Man, you've got to form
a relationship with God. Without a relationship with God, this
thing called life is daunting at times.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
I don't care who you are.

Speaker 7 (03:04):
I know I'm speaking the truth right now, because listen,
no matter who you are, what job title you have,
what aspirations you may have, I don't care what your
educational background is or is not.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
It does not matter.

Speaker 7 (03:20):
If you don't get a real relationship going on with God.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
I don't see how you can make it.

Speaker 7 (03:25):
So many people are faking in fronting out here like
they got it going on, and you don't know, And
you really don't know how many people that you think
in your neighborhood had it going on because you saw
a car pull up in the driveway, or they house
look bigger, or the grass is cutting nicer, and you
only find out that a foreclosure side on they house too.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
See, you don't know.

Speaker 7 (03:48):
The mask that people put on to parade around in
is for appearance sakes. So a lot of people you
looking at that you think got it going on. Who
might be the pattern of success that you want a trace?
You got to be real careful with that because it
may not be as it appears to be. But one
thing is for sure, no matter what's going on in

(04:08):
your life, I know that behind whatever mask I'm wearing,
or I realized, no matter what the appearances may be,
that on the other side of me, I'm gonna be
just fine.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
See.

Speaker 7 (04:22):
You may be outwardly people hating on you, talking about you,
dragging your name through the mud. Look, man, people can
say stuff about you. Most people talking about you don't
even know you. They just participating in it. You can
have that appearance going on, but behind you, within you,
if you have a relationship with God, it don't matter

(04:44):
because you can be all right. I've seen it get
real stormy on the outside for me, but on the
inside I just had to feel and I was gonna
be all right.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
See.

Speaker 7 (04:53):
That's what the relationship gives you, man. It gives you
the confidence to know that the things that you're going
through a temporary that is just the space that you
happen to be in. Like I said the other day,
you got to remember something. The road to success is
always under construction. You might as well get ready for that.
If you planing on changing, getting better, doing something about

(05:17):
your health, if you decide, hey, look, I just would
like to live a longer, more prosperous life, or hey
I want to make X amount of dollars, or hey man,
I'm gonna stop staying out in these streets and I'm
gonna come home and treat my family way they are
to be treated. I don't care what decision you make.
When you strike out on that road to success, it's
under construction, partner. That's barrels out there, there's wide turns,

(05:40):
there's detours.

Speaker 1 (05:42):
You know.

Speaker 7 (05:42):
It's being out there holding signs saying slow down. Sometimes
they put the stop sign up. You got to wait
and watch people go by you on the other side.
Then before you can take off again. You've all been
on the road with construction on it. It can be
so frustrating. And the whole time you on that road,
I know, when I'm on the road we can under construction.

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I'm always thinking of an alternative path. I ain't ever
set in traffic under construction, man, and thought of if
I get off on this exit, where would it take me?
Not knowing, but just man, could I keep moving if
I go that way? That's a dangerous thing sometimes, see,
because oftentimes when we get off the road to success,

(06:25):
and we take that other path, we get further and
further off course. Because wasn't no detools signed for that,
just a decision I made on my own because I
don't like sitting here sometimes I don't have the patience
I ought to have, so I've taken some what I
thought might be shortcuts. But I got to tell you something,
ain't no shortcuts on the road to success. Even the
detour signs wind up taking you a little bit out

(06:48):
your way. And look background. I remember one time I
was coming from Las Vegas and that was some type
of chemical spill in a truck and you could all
see the smoke up.

Speaker 1 (07:02):
Ahead in very faint.

Speaker 7 (07:03):
So they detoreed us through the desert and we had
to go all the way around, and I drove, man
like an hour and a half out of the way.
And when they entered us back on the freeway where
we were to go back to La as soon as
I got it that exit to get back on the freeway,
I looked right there and there the accident was. Now

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it was an hour and a half hour forty five
all the way around in that desert to get back
to almost the same place. But it was the best
way to go because see, that was the route to take.
And that's what you got to understand about trying to
make the right decision to be successful, that the road
to success is always under construction. You're gonna have to

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go round a little bit, so quick, stop being impatient
with I don't want to go around. I'm gonna go
this way. You go that way if you want to
just follow the detour science. See, because somebody that came
up this road before you have somebody travel the road
already and they took the way around, and yeah, it
seemed like it's a longer way, and you want to
make that other decision. But stay on the road to success.

(08:09):
It's under construction, man, that's just the way it goes.
Don't lose your patience and try to create a shortcut
for yourself. I'm gonna go away. Ain't nobody ever gone way?
Hold up, Pardoner, you really think you're gonna do that?

Speaker 1 (08:21):
Listen.

Speaker 7 (08:22):
There's oftentimes a lot of rewards when you go the
least travel path, But the road to success is the
least travel path. That's what you keep getting mixed up.
You keep thinking if you go another way, no, no,
stay on the road to success. That is the least
travel path. It's under construction. You can go out there
with your machete if you want to talking about cutting

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new trails. You think the road to success is under construction,
take the other route and get that machete out and
see how long you be out there trying to cut
a path. Sometimes, Man, you just got to stay patient.
The road to success has been traveled before by millions
of people in front of you, everybody that has some

(09:04):
setbacks in life. But don't get off the road to
success just because you're having some setbacks, just because you
see some orange barrels up, just because there's some men
out there with vest on what they got to do
with you? Everybody, everybody that's trying to be successful, is
on that road. Your relationship with God helps you guide
yourself around the barrels. It helps you have the patience

(09:27):
to go around that way. He gonna get you back
where you gotta be. But you got to go out
there so you can learn something. See, you need God
to make it in life, because the road to success
is always under construction. He calms you down when the
barrels is up. He lets you know it's gonna be
all right. He rewards you with the patience to finish

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because he gonna get you right back where you need
to be and you can get on which way you
is going. Okay, all right, y'all, we're gonna try that today.

Speaker 8 (09:58):
You're listening Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
Ladies and gentlemen.

Speaker 7 (10:04):
It's another day, another time, another gift, another wonderful, wonderful
gift from God. It's called the present. Yeah, that's why
we're here it. It's called the present. We in it,
and that's what it is. It's a present. It's a
big box with a bow on it. He gives it
to us every day. That lets us wake up. That's
an opportunity and that's a surefire sign from God that

(10:26):
he ain't through with you yet. If God then woke
you up today, that means He has something else in
store for you, and Boil, Boil boy, I'm here to
receive it, whatever it is. Thank you God for that.
Steve Harvey Morning Show. Well, don't be a little shock today.
But this is how the show started. This is the
original three of the Steve Harvey Morning Show, which started

(10:48):
in Los Angeles on one hundred point three. The Beat
ladies and gentlemen, Shirley Strawberry and nephew Tommy. That's a shit.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
That was the show now it was the original show
was just me.

Speaker 7 (11:06):
They decided we cannot lead his fool in here by hisself,
so they added Shirley, who was a radio personality who
had been on the John landon London Show and a
radio in Chicago, had years of experience. Because I didn't
do time checks, none of that. I didn't go to
break on time. So they seen me, We're gonna put

(11:27):
this radio person in there with her name Shirley Strawberry.
And Shirley didn't like me at first, and Shirley was
trying to control me. Surely thought I was just a
wild and reckless radio You were needing really and all that,
and I wasn't having it at all. So it was

(11:47):
Shirley had two afro puffs back in the day. She
had two afro puffs on the side of her s.
She denies having that hairstyle.

Speaker 9 (11:56):
Before I got it wasn't afropuffs, but anyway, was cute whatever.

Speaker 10 (12:01):
She had two puffs on side of her head. And
anyway I thought, I thought.

Speaker 5 (12:05):
I said, you had hair, You had hair.

Speaker 1 (12:08):
You know, we all looked a little crazy.

Speaker 7 (12:10):
So I just said, okay, she got the puss and
I had hair, and it was all working. And then reluctantly,
somebody told me, you know, you know what, Shirley, you
know hey, he got the same attitude.

Speaker 5 (12:25):
He think I always talking.

Speaker 7 (12:28):
And then reluctantly, as Shirley and I's relationship progressed, we
started coming together more as a team and jailing together.

Speaker 1 (12:38):
It was some reluctancy at the first part. And then.

Speaker 7 (12:43):
Someone suggested that I bring my nephew on because he
could do voices and all this here. And so I
hired this food and this.

Speaker 1 (12:55):
Dude right here could not come to work.

Speaker 5 (12:57):
Well he didn't have to. Why come to work when
you could do the show from your.

Speaker 1 (13:01):
Bed man, This dude, he would call in. It's a
good place.

Speaker 9 (13:08):
He was working from home before remote jobs was even popular.

Speaker 7 (13:12):
Tommy was at the grocery store one time and the
dude stopped him at the meet county and said, oh,
your nephew, Tommy, you's a sorry, this is all true,
and that was it.

Speaker 10 (13:25):
Okay, So can we just can we just go back
down memory lane the whole show?

Speaker 1 (13:31):
Can we do that? Can we can we go down
memory lane. All right, wouldn't do that a couple of times, ladies,
Steve Hall Mony show.

Speaker 9 (13:37):
All right, Steve coming up in thirty two minutes after
the hour, we will hear from the nephew as he
runs that prank back right after this.

Speaker 8 (13:45):
You're listening morning show.

Speaker 9 (13:48):
It is time now for the nephew to run that
prank back.

Speaker 10 (13:52):
What you got for his neph I got what you
called Shirley on Orthodox methods, on orthor Dox methods.

Speaker 1 (13:59):
You know he didn't hand no pranks when he first
started this show.

Speaker 5 (14:04):
Tommy's tipps.

Speaker 1 (14:08):
This is this is an Unorthodox methods. Let's go get doctor.

Speaker 3 (14:12):
Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach trying to reach brother
Robert and speaking. Hey, how you doing. I'm calling you
from the church. How you doing, brother man? I'm doing
super fantastic. Every day ablow Ground is a good day.
That's good. That's good. Hey, Hey, listen, man, we wanted
to be in one of the brothers of the church.
I wanted to give you a call. Man. You didn't
make it today, but you well, you know your wife

(14:34):
stood up to date and asked us to keep you
all in our prayers because y'all definitely trying to bring
a new child into the world. And she let us
know that. You know, she's being a little older now
forty one forty two, you know, she said it takes
a little longer to try and conceive a child then
you know, in your earlier years. So we definitely wanted

(14:55):
to let you know, man that we we got y'all
in our prayers. Man. Man, you just zone on how
much we appreciate that. Man. Yeah, we've been trying, but
I know with with prayers, all things are possible. Yeah, well,
we definitely want to definitely want to keep you out
of our prayers, man, and I hope that you are
able to conceive this child and bring you know, bring
bring bringing news our new child in to this world.

(15:15):
You know that the books to be fruitful and multiplies.
Definitely definitely. Now who is this again? Brother? Brother? I
don't know if you know me directly, but I'm I'm
brother all one of the brothers at the church. Okay, okay, brother,
thank you not not not not not Brother Robert. What
I want to ask you, man, was have you considered
any any alternatives methods as far as you know, maybe

(15:38):
helping this situation. Uh, we've looked at a few what
what what what are you referring to as an alternative? Well,
I mean I think I have a good thing then
that might be able to help this thing speed up
the process and and and and you guys will be
expecting in no time. Man. Man, we are definitely open

(15:59):
for some things like that. What what what what you
got in mind? I mean, uh, well, what I have
is a little a little unorthodox, man, But I think
if you allow me to help you on this, man,
I think that you'll be definitely satisfied. And you know, man,
if nine months or not, you got to be at
the hospital wait looking for you your baby for all
your baby girl? You know who classify an orthodox? Okay?

(16:22):
See what I have in mind, man, is have you
considered maybe like a surrogate father clasify classified? Say, because
I'm thinking the wrong thing. I don't want I want
to make ship will on the same page. What do
you mean by Sarah the fuck? Well? What it is
man is you know you know, of course a mother
is someone that will carry a child for those that

(16:45):
cannot carry one. You know what I'm saying, right right?
So what what?

Speaker 11 (16:49):
What?

Speaker 3 (16:49):
What I've gone to the doctor and got myself checked out. Man,
good physical and everything. I'm physically sitting everything. And you know,
maybe I guess the complications are coming from uh you
as far as the child not being you know, you're
not being able to conceive right now, ain't There ain't
nothing wrong with me? Man? Okay, Now what you mean
by you physically fit? I mean, what the hell they

(17:11):
got to do with shared? See, what I'm saying is
if well, you know, if you if you allow me
to come over and and supply my services. I mean,
let's say, if you left for a weekend, man, and
I stayed over there. By the time you get back there,
what's the time with you? It's just what's going on
at this church?

Speaker 5 (17:28):
Man?

Speaker 3 (17:28):
Am I at the room? Chase say, you're telling me
you tray help me understand you saying you want to
come over and have sex with my wae. Well, I mean,
I mean, don't don't look at it like that. Don't
look at it like that. Look at it. If I'm
helping you you're telling me is directly you just say
us what excuse me? Okay, you want to come out
of no, no, no, I want to come over and

(17:51):
just apply my services man and put you guys in
a better position that you will be your family life.
You understand what I'm saying. You understand Where'm coming from. Now,
I don't chyl like you tell me you want to
have sex with my life? Man? What the is wrong
with you?

Speaker 1 (18:04):
May?

Speaker 3 (18:05):
Hold on? Hold on now this this this brother awesome man.
Listen see what I'm what I'm trying to do. Man,
I don't give up you brother whose brother Austin? Man,
I don't know you? And then you talking about the church.
What kind of is this? This thousand dollar at this urt? No? Really,
the church don't have nothing to do with this. It's
me calling you to Lindy. Will you come to me.
I'm trying to be if you allow me to be

(18:26):
the surrogate father. I don't have a pregnant bout the
end of the week. Man. You got me. As soon
as I say I'm coming to the boss study Tuesday
to see you, you show us the boy study. So
you okay, okay, Gary kitting you want to have brother brother? Wife?
Say what amount of brother? Man? You keep looking at
that like that? How we gonna get this? Are we
gonna get past this? So we can get you to

(18:46):
this child. Man, we are gonna get passed here. You
talked about having sex with my wife. Where are your wife?

Speaker 1 (18:52):
Said?

Speaker 3 (18:52):
Brother, you ain't got no way. So I have a wife,
brother Robert. What I'm trying to do is help you
along with yours and getting this child conceived. That's what
I'm trying to help that. You can't help me talking
about having said to my wife. You said it on us, Doc.
I don't think you was going that far with it.
You're getting my phone number? Well, you know we we
have people listed at the church. We have all phone

(19:12):
numbers listed. He this mine and when I get that
to you that I hope to see you that I'm
gonna punch you. Ad ask Hey, look, man, why don't
I Why don't I speak to your wife when she
comes to church this week? And I see how don't
feel bring them my wife? Hold on, I'm just gonna
talk to him, see how she feels about maybe maybe
you know using this protect now you can't say, man,

(19:34):
don't even look in the direction. Brother, man who wants you?
I need to see you myself? Okay? What what? What?
What is all the anger? Though? Brother? What? What? What?
Where do you may you can send here telling me
that's step the script. I'm gonna come half sex with
your wife. You get angry? Okay, brother, I got one
more thing I need to tell you. Are you ready for?

(19:54):
Can I say this? May you better hundred before I
hang up in your say? Okay? Are you listening, brother, Rob?
I listen, I'm talking. Listen. This is nephew Tommy from
the Steve Harby Morning Show. You just got praked by
your wife.

Speaker 1 (20:10):
Man, what you say?

Speaker 3 (20:14):
Hey? Hey, tell me you shouldn't be doing. Take that, man,
I'm about to have a rest. Come to check me
with about it goes straight tow Stennis in the mound.
Didn't look for you on that one? Man? Who All right, Hey,

(20:35):
one more thing, man, tell me this what is what
is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show
in the land, the Steve home of his morning show
with as Steve and thats nephew. Tell me y'all wild
over there?

Speaker 1 (20:51):
Man there you're having this shirt and I'll be back
in a hole.

Speaker 9 (20:55):
All right, nephew, thank you. Coming up next it is
I ask the colo with you're listening morning show coming
up at the top of the hour and entertainment news.
Rudy Giuliani has a turnover his luxury items and his
New York City apartment to the Georgia poll workers. Remember them,

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the ladies that the woman and her daughter that he defamed. Yeah,
he has a turnover the money that he makes from
the sale of those items to those two ladies. Spike
Lee is calling for black men to get behind Kamala
Harris and we'll tell you why. Iris Elba plans to
relocate to Africa.

Speaker 5 (21:37):
Coming up. Okay, all those stories.

Speaker 9 (21:40):
At the top of the hour, but right now it
is time to ask the clo our Chief Love Officer,
Steve Harvey. This is from Roseanne and South Hay. Then
Roseanne says, my mom passed away and I'm an only child.
All of my mother's pension and benefits went to my daddy.
He's getting remarried and his wife is his beneficiary. If

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he dies, she gets everything. How do I get my
dad to see this isn't right?

Speaker 7 (22:08):
Well, how do you get your dad to see the same?

Speaker 1 (22:13):
Right?

Speaker 7 (22:14):
I mean, I don't see how he don't see it
ain't I mean, I understand leaving your wife something, but
to not leave you anything don't make no sense.

Speaker 1 (22:25):
It doesn't. It just don't make no sense.

Speaker 5 (22:28):
So what about her thinking?

Speaker 7 (22:31):
The only thing you could do is sit down and
talk to him and say, Dad, don't you think it
would only be right that in the event that something
happened to you, I'm the only child, I'm the only
surviving link to you and Mom that I would benefit
have been the But then you asking to be the
benefit of the death out.

Speaker 12 (22:51):
Yeah, I think I think I think you may be
having more of a problem with the woman getting to
be the beneficiator the thing else that could be it
for you, a little jealousy and that that he's remarrying
and now she gonna get the benefits.

Speaker 7 (23:07):
And I understand where you're coming from. It's a it's
a fair thought to have. But I don't know how
to approach the conversation with him. I really don't. I'm
gonna just be honest with you. I don't know what
to say.

Speaker 1 (23:22):
I don't like her.

Speaker 5 (23:22):
I like that, obviously, but I don't like that like that.

Speaker 7 (23:27):
I mean, you know, I mean, you're the only child.
What what you should do is just going about your business, know,
live your life.

Speaker 5 (23:34):
She's gonna have to do.

Speaker 1 (23:36):
Yeah, because ain't no ain't no calvary coming over the hill.

Speaker 10 (23:41):
So you ain't getting this house, you ain't getting the call,
you ain't fished to getting nothing.

Speaker 1 (23:45):
That's it?

Speaker 10 (23:46):
What?

Speaker 1 (23:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (23:48):
Yeah, all right, well sorry about that, Roseanne.

Speaker 5 (23:52):
Uh. Moving on to Shelton and Richmond.

Speaker 9 (23:54):
Shelton says, I have a trip planned for my wife
and I to celebrate her birthday in d see. Her
best friend said she wants to do something totally.

Speaker 5 (24:03):
Different for her birthday.

Speaker 9 (24:05):
Should I change my plans based on what her friend said?

Speaker 5 (24:08):
Or do I take my wife to d C?

Speaker 1 (24:11):
Holy? Wait, wait a minute, I miss something? Shure he
say that?

Speaker 5 (24:14):
Okay, so this is from Shelton and Richmond.

Speaker 9 (24:17):
He says he planned a whole trip for him and
his wife to celebrate his wife's birthday in d C,
but his wife's best friend said that his wife wants
to do something totally different for her birthday. So the
husband Shelton is asking should he change his plans based
on what his wife's girlfriend said or should he just
go ahead and take his wife to d C?

Speaker 1 (24:38):
Yep, change your plans though your best friend?

Speaker 10 (24:41):
No?

Speaker 1 (24:42):
Yeah, yep, she little dog and.

Speaker 7 (24:45):
She'd and her wife. Let me tell you what probably happened.
Girl put this in his ear so he don't mess this.

Speaker 5 (24:51):
Up, because that's what we do.

Speaker 7 (24:54):
Because because they will go to their girlfriend. And if
her girlfriend came to you, that's a blessing dog. That way,
you can't get this wrong. Now you can go to
d C. And now she'll go to d C. But
sitting there the whole time wishing her ass without at
the Vinyans in San Francisco, and you took me up

(25:15):
here to damn d C. See this White House and
don't mess around. Let Trump win. Now we're up here
the White House and his ass is in there. Hey man,
hey man, don't take your wife up there.

Speaker 10 (25:27):
Listen, listen to the girlfriend feelings.

Speaker 7 (25:31):
Yeah, I know, but your better be your feelings hurt
than hers. Really, oh way better to have your feeling
hurt than hers. See, you can fix your feelings. You
got to deal with her feeling.

Speaker 3 (25:47):
It.

Speaker 7 (25:49):
See when I'm getting my feelings hurt, I go somewhere
and sitting my little down and work through it and
get your cigar. You know, you give me a cigar.
Call a couple of boys. They got some file ass jokes.
My dude's jokes is hard talking about they hard man person.

Speaker 9 (26:13):
What would they say, for instance, hand dog, you don't
what what do they say to you?

Speaker 3 (26:18):
What?

Speaker 1 (26:19):
Hey? Man?

Speaker 7 (26:19):
These three babies was crossing the street now right there.
Do you already know this joke ain't gonna be good
because some I'm gonna have one of these babies.

Speaker 1 (26:27):
Can they be over here? Hollid man?

Speaker 7 (26:30):
The three babies are crossing the street, And I said,
oh man, god, dude.

Speaker 1 (26:36):
That type joke where like the setup can't be good.

Speaker 5 (26:40):
So they're not even trying to console you at all.

Speaker 1 (26:47):
Do it all right?

Speaker 9 (26:48):
So so listen to the girlfriend you're saying all right?
Moving on to Amanda and Joliet. Amanda says, a guy
that I'm casually dating was waiting by my apartment with
flowers when I got home. He said he rode through
the gate behind someone else because he was trying to
surprise me. He doesn't see what he did wrong, so

(27:08):
I stopped talking to him. Why does he think it's
okay to sneak past my security gate?

Speaker 1 (27:13):
I know that's right, lady.

Speaker 10 (27:16):
Well okay, okay, lady, But you know me me, I
consider that you know that's effort to me. That's that's
I'm trying to surprise you, I snucky behind somebody I'm
casually dating.

Speaker 7 (27:31):
I brought you flowers. He wasn't sitting in your living
room if he could have outside, and he bought your flower.
Well you know that's your sorry as security. Well what
you're mad at me fault?

Speaker 9 (27:43):
But see, from a female perspective, though, that's kind of
scary it is.

Speaker 7 (27:47):
I can understand from a female perspective what you said.
I don't think he meant no harm. I think he
was trying to show a really really gesture of how.

Speaker 1 (27:56):
To do it.

Speaker 7 (27:57):
And I think I think it's gangster. Now, if you
don't want no dude with no gangst in, he just
go and get the little punk ass dude at the gate.
They wouldn't let me in the.

Speaker 5 (28:05):
Gate so I couldn't.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
Go date this little punk ass.

Speaker 5 (28:10):
Then, yeah, sounds like it.

Speaker 1 (28:18):
I climb faces everything. I don't know what the.

Speaker 9 (28:21):
Problem is a little scary as it is now.

Speaker 1 (28:26):
Well, I can understand what you said.

Speaker 7 (28:28):
Well, I don't know he would circumvent my security, your
security week he went through your damn.

Speaker 5 (28:39):
Yeah yeah, yeah, a single woman.

Speaker 7 (28:42):
Stop dating hi then and go find somebody else. Throw
a good man out the window because he did something extra.
He tried to do something and he was gangster with it.
I'm telling you, lady, if your man ain't got a
little bit of gangst in it, just a little bit
a little hood and he.

Speaker 1 (28:59):
That ain't a lot.

Speaker 5 (29:02):
Yeah, all right.

Speaker 7 (29:05):
Well now if he was sitting up in your living room,
all right, well, but he was outside with the flowers
snuffy in behind another Cobb wanted to surprise you.

Speaker 1 (29:15):
Now you scared? Okay, where if you need quick.

Speaker 9 (29:17):
Date to coming up at the top of the hour,
we'll have some entertainment news where you're right after this you're.

Speaker 8 (29:26):
Listening hard morning show.

Speaker 9 (29:31):
A federal judge on Tuesday ordered former Donald Trump attorney
and former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani to turn
over all his valuable possessions and his New York his
Manhattan penthouse apartment to the control of Ruby Freeman and
Shay Moss, the Georgia election workers he defamed and to
whom he now owes one hundred and fifty million dollars.

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The women who counted Georgia ballats after the twenty twenty
elections will also be entitled to about two million in
legal fees. In addition, Giuliani mus also turnover a collection
of several watches as signed Joe DiMaggio, jersey, other sports memorabilia,
a nineteen eighty Mercedes, his television, his furniture, and his

(30:17):
jewelry of the judge.

Speaker 7 (30:19):
You don't want from an old white man. You don't
want that car because it's smell and you damn show.
Don't want his furniture because it's about as antique.

Speaker 1 (30:29):
As his ass heats.

Speaker 7 (30:31):
They're gonna sit up in there, all that old aid
Lincoln looking ass mess. Now, give me my two million dollars,
give me the funky little watches you got, and give
me that apartment.

Speaker 1 (30:40):
Because I'm a.

Speaker 5 (30:41):
Straight we're moving on up.

Speaker 9 (30:47):
They owe them. He owes them one hundred and fifty
million dollars all together. So he's gonna have to sell
all that stuff and get the.

Speaker 1 (30:54):
He had that much money stake.

Speaker 11 (30:55):
Hell, now, one hundred and fifty million millions? Ru did
you and it looked like that dollars dripping down the
side of your head. You ain't got to do that.

Speaker 1 (31:09):
Wow. Wow they got pitouse though. Yeah that's pretty fly, dog,
I said, that's so fast. Give me my money.

Speaker 9 (31:16):
Yeah, yeah, good for them because they were getting death threats.
People were, you know, outside of their.

Speaker 1 (31:22):
That's good and that's what ought to happened to Donald Trump.

Speaker 7 (31:25):
Man, he just wants to be president so can avoid
all these indictments and he's charges.

Speaker 1 (31:30):
Man. Yeah, this dude, and he's running a race to
to stay free out of prison. That's all this is for.
Lock hilp up, lock up.

Speaker 5 (31:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (31:41):
The judge has a hearing scheduled for next Monday about
Juliana's Giuliani.

Speaker 5 (31:46):
Florida property, so we'll be watching that as well, all right.

Speaker 9 (31:50):
Spike Lee has urged black voters backing former President Donald
Trump to get their mind straight before the election, telling
them they are drinking the kool aid. During a recent
interview on MSNBC, Spike Lee praised former Barack Obama for
going hard against black males considering voting for Trump. Obama
directly spoke to black men hesitant to support Vice President

(32:13):
Kamala Harris while campaigning for her earlier this month. The
former president said a lack of enthusiasm for Harris seems
to be more pronounced with the brothers. Spike went on
to say, some of my brothers have been drinking that
kool aid. And I just hope that they get their
mind straight, get their minds right in time for this election.
If they're conscious, if they're aware, there's nothing that this other.

Speaker 5 (32:35):
Guy can do do that's going.

Speaker 9 (32:37):
To put us, not just black folks, but Americans in
a better position going forward.

Speaker 1 (32:43):
He's not going to.

Speaker 7 (32:44):
Do anything to put anybody into possession better position except
rich people.

Speaker 1 (32:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (32:49):
Man, if you all only knew what he really did
when he was in office the first four times that
you all don't know nothing about the tax laws that
he passed that Biden had to go in and undo
he got an office. He gave the rich boys so
many tax breaks, man, so many tax breaks, because those
were the contributors to his campaign, and he had to

(33:10):
honor them because it was the same boys he got
to go back to this time. That's why he got
campaign funding, because he makes promises to the rich boys
that if I get elected, just what I'm gonna do,
and to protect their money. That's what they gonna do,
because nothing is more important to them than power, position
and money. Nothing, not you, not the safety of your children,
not the welfare of this country, not how your children

(33:33):
doing in education. They don't care nothing about your medicare,
your medicaid. He don't care learning about your social security.
They care about their power position and money. And that's
what Donald Trump represents, and he represents nothing else. He
didn't do anything for the coal miners. He promised in
McDowell County, which is where I was born, and he

(33:53):
promised them we'll bring back cold jobs. Didn't bring back
one coal mining position, because you can't.

Speaker 1 (34:00):
It's just lies.

Speaker 10 (34:01):
Man. Let me ask you this, Steve, these black guys
that these black men, they're supposed to be voting for
Trump Trump, what is so negative about Ms Kamala that
makes them want to vote that way.

Speaker 7 (34:14):
It's not what's negative about Kamalo, it's what's negative about themselves.

Speaker 1 (34:19):
They think that white is right.

Speaker 7 (34:23):
They are bleached and brainwashed to think that this man
right here because his same thing, the same reason white
men vote for, except these black dudes ain't got no
taxes to protect. What they sent up here talking about
is they wish they had their names on the side
of the airplanes, on buildings and golf courses. And he just
seems to be a stronger candidate. Why because he's standing

(34:45):
up that line. Why because he's standing up there making
bold faced statements of ignorance and standing on business. That's
what you vote for this And then to compare him
to like he's more like us? How CAW's Donald Trump
more like us? Show me how Donald Trump is like

(35:06):
us anywhere at all.

Speaker 9 (35:09):
I haven't heard it put quite that way, Steve, because
I have heard brother say because she locked a lot
of brothers up when she was attorney general.

Speaker 1 (35:17):
And all of that not a true statement.

Speaker 5 (35:20):
Yeah, do your research that.

Speaker 7 (35:23):
Yeah, definitely, she clarified, and Charlemagne clarified it, del huge clarified.

Speaker 1 (35:28):
A whole lot of people had to clarify it.

Speaker 9 (35:30):
Yeah, but what about the fact I've also heard that
she's a woman. They can't seem to bring themselves to
vote for a woman.

Speaker 7 (35:38):
I understand that too. You can't vote for a woman.
So your option is this white man.

Speaker 1 (35:42):
Yeah, yeah, this crazy man. Bruh, bruh. See, no matter what.

Speaker 7 (35:50):
Reason you have for not voting for her, your counter
for voting for him is so much weaker. He doesn't
win over her in any category.

Speaker 5 (36:02):
All Right, we're gonna switch gears.

Speaker 9 (36:04):
Coming up at twenty minutes after the hour, We're going
to talk about the advantages of being an ugly man.

Speaker 8 (36:11):
Right after this, you're listening Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 9 (36:16):
Well, you might think that going through life with model
caliber good looks would make things easier, right, But if
you're discounting the power you have already within yourself. Here
are some advantages that ugly guys have over fine or
good looking men. All right, here we go. One advantage
greater success. Research shows that attractive people make more money.

Speaker 5 (36:41):
That's true. However, attractive people.

Speaker 9 (36:44):
Tend not to have the drive to create, succeed, and
innovate because they've never really had to, so they don't
have the drive that a more unattractive person has, so
they could be more successful than them.

Speaker 10 (36:59):
Steve got a hell of a drive, now, he got that,
I do do? He got that? Man, he got that determination.
Call that ain't nobody. Ain't nobody gonna.

Speaker 7 (37:07):
Outwheel me out word to make more money. But you're
not feeling outwheel me. I'm not feeling to let that happen.
And speaking as an unattracted person, I agree with that.
Do you want me to give you what the rest
of them is?

Speaker 5 (37:19):
Okay? I have some more, but you can go ahead, yeah, because.

Speaker 7 (37:22):
Your list ain't gonna be flip first of all, the
ability to overcome rejection. That quality will allow you to
that alone will get you through so many hard times
because this ain't the first time you heard no.

Speaker 1 (37:39):
It's like when I went to get a job and
they told me no.

Speaker 7 (37:42):
I went, you think this the first time I inherd
that you know many times a girl and told me no,
simply based on my facial features. So no, not giving
me this punk ass job that ain't did nothing to me?
Ken about that reject My will power to have to

(38:04):
be an ugly person and a person not let you
in the door, and you keep going back up to
that door. That's power, though it teaches you that because
it's it's a trick or treat. I was a tricker
treat one time and the lady told me, you wear
the same mask every year. I ain't got on no
damn mask. Put the candy in the bag, lady, to

(38:25):
put the damn candy in the bag.

Speaker 1 (38:27):
I'm the same.

Speaker 7 (38:28):
Dude every time I got a little T shirt on.
I'm cast for a ghost, but I ain't feel like
putting it over my head. Just put the candy in
the bag. List go ahead, I know, because I know
them all surely look at rejection, look at will power,
look at it, look at them, look at this. The

(38:51):
ability to stand there in the face of anything, realizing you.

Speaker 1 (38:57):
Can't change your face.

Speaker 7 (39:01):
You just got how I'm going on it here anyway,
Cause the choice is if you don't go in to
be able to walk in there and be resilient, and
you develop a self.

Speaker 1 (39:12):
Esteem that most people don't have.

Speaker 5 (39:15):
Steve, I have all of these on my list. This
is amazing. I seriously.

Speaker 4 (39:23):
Coming up.

Speaker 9 (39:23):
In thirty four minutes after the hour, former President Trump
said President Barack Obama looks old and exhausted.

Speaker 5 (39:30):
We'll talk about that right after this.

Speaker 8 (39:32):
What what you're listening Hardy Morning Show?

Speaker 9 (39:37):
All right, So, seventy eight year old former President Trump
has claimed that Barack Obama, sixty three, is quote exhausted
and looking older. Hours after Trump pulled out of yet
another campaign event amid growing speculation about his own age
and mental acuity, Trump spoke at a campaign rally in Greenville,
North Carolina, on Tuesday night, where he lashed out his

(39:58):
sixty three year old President Obama, who was in Detroit
with Eminem rallying in support of Kamala Harris. Trump told
the crowd quote I watched him talking. I think the
guy's exhausted. Referring to Obama, he added a quote, and
I never say a guy's looking old. But he's looking
a bit older, isn't he. You know, there's nothing wrong
with that. But he's exhausted. Trump also repeated called a

(40:21):
repeatedly called Obama a jerk, and said North Korean dictator
Kim Jong un agrees with his assessment.

Speaker 1 (40:29):
What you quoting a dictator though?

Speaker 4 (40:32):
Weird?

Speaker 7 (40:33):
Yeah, a dude that had made in a comment about
President Obama. You can't even freely go to that country.
You can't take pictures in that country, you can't walk
around in that country, and you can't say nothing about
the rule of that country or else your whole family
get wiped off the map. That's the dude you're listening to. Man,

(40:53):
you need a man. Y'all need brothers. We gotta get
real serious about this. We gotta get rid of this.

Speaker 3 (40:59):
Due.

Speaker 10 (41:00):
Yeah, but we are, but we are exhausted. We are tired,
he ad, that's what it is. We are fully exhausted.

Speaker 9 (41:08):
We cannot wait. Yes, yes, this is all I mean.
It's mentally draining.

Speaker 5 (41:14):
It really is, so Steve Arby Nation we have to
go vote.

Speaker 8 (41:18):
Early.

Speaker 5 (41:19):
Voting is in most states.

Speaker 9 (41:20):
If not now, it starts close in a day or
two or whatever. You got to go to I will
vote dot com. I will vote dot com, get all
your voter information. We're twelve days away now, twelve days
away from election day, and we.

Speaker 1 (41:36):
Need tomorrow morning shirt.

Speaker 5 (41:38):
Oh good, good good. I voted last week. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (41:42):
It's that sense of accomplishment that you get when you vote.
You feel something after you pass your vote. It's an amazing,
amazing thing. So please go to I will vote dot com.
Get all your voter voter information.

Speaker 7 (41:58):
Take somebody with you to the pope. Check on your relatives,
on your friends, your neighbors, make sure they got a ride,
Take somebody to the polls with you.

Speaker 5 (42:07):
And go early. Please get it out of the way.

Speaker 9 (42:11):
They say, in a country twenty something million people have
already voted.

Speaker 5 (42:15):
Twenty something Now.

Speaker 10 (42:16):
Isn't that supposed to be like a good sign for Democrats.

Speaker 9 (42:21):
Yeah, early turnout, early turnout, early voter turnout.

Speaker 5 (42:25):
Yes, keep it going, don't stop.

Speaker 8 (42:27):
Now.

Speaker 9 (42:27):
We're almost to the finish line, twelve days away. It's
been exhausting.

Speaker 1 (42:32):
It's about to come real fast.

Speaker 9 (42:33):
Yeah, and it has been exhausting, all these negative political
ads on TV, all this stuff.

Speaker 1 (42:41):
Ready for land. When it's over and so and so
she can be president. Yes, then we're gonna take a breath.

Speaker 5 (42:48):
Yes we can execute.

Speaker 10 (42:49):
What's your prediction, though, do you think it'll be done
by by Wednesday morning?

Speaker 1 (42:53):
If you think we'll.

Speaker 7 (42:54):
No, No, no, no, because it's just going to be
this it's some shit Nannigan's going on. So, but she's
going to win the popular vote. That's what I'm really
really believing. I think she's going to win the popular vote.
I think what's gonna happen is, this is all I'm hoping.

(43:17):
I'm hoping that some real Republicans go in at booth
and go, you know what, this guy is really not
who we are, and pull the lever for Kamala Harris
and just admit the truth and just say, hey, look, okay,
we're gonna bite it this time. We're gonna just lose
this one so we can get this thing back on
track and we get a real candidate to run. But
I think what has happened is I think Donald Trump

(43:40):
has made a new blueprint to the White House, and
I think that what these politicians are doing is they're
gonna duplicate the fake news, the lies, the false accusations,
and they're gonna run based on that. They're gonna take
his road map that he got to the White House with.

(44:00):
Because if you look at that boy, Valvick or valvec
he's just a little Donald Trump. If you look at Vance,
he's just a little Donald Trump. If you look at
the Santos in Florida, He's just a little Donald Trump.
And what the Republican Party knows is that little Donald
Trump can't win.

Speaker 1 (44:17):
So they got the big Donald Trump.

Speaker 5 (44:19):
Yeah, and get rid of.

Speaker 1 (44:21):
This coward ted cruise it.

Speaker 5 (44:24):
Yes, all right?

Speaker 9 (44:25):
Coming up next, and it's the Nephew and the prank
phone call for today. Right after this you're listening morning
show coming up at the top of the hour, right
about four minutes after, it's my Strawberry letter for today
and the subject is I want to be the Queen
of my house.

Speaker 5 (44:43):
Okay, we'll get into that, find out what that's.

Speaker 9 (44:44):
All about, because right now the nephew is here with
today's prank phone call.

Speaker 5 (44:51):
Nephew, what you got for us?

Speaker 1 (44:53):
I got it? Shirley, your wife? Yeah, is cheating on
both of us? Wait?

Speaker 10 (45:01):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I had gone on call you dog,
I had your wife cheating on both?

Speaker 1 (45:07):
Boy, he don't he don't sound like he's been unattractors.

Speaker 5 (45:10):
For a while.

Speaker 10 (45:17):
That dog, your wife is cheating on both though, I
don't know. No que people ever said nothing like that. Hello,
I'm trying to reach Terrence. Please, who's calling?

Speaker 3 (45:27):
Who's this?

Speaker 1 (45:28):
Hey? My name is Mark. My name is Mark. How
you doing? Brother?

Speaker 10 (45:31):
I work with with your wife Veronica. Were on the
same sales floor together. I think I met you before,
but I don't know if you remember meeting me. But
I work at the job with Veronica.

Speaker 3 (45:42):
Is every is everything on right there? Or what's going on?

Speaker 10 (45:45):
No? No, No, everything straight here at the job. Not
a problem at all at the job. But I wanted
to is everything all right?

Speaker 7 (45:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (45:51):
Yeah, yeah, she's all right, She's perfectly fine. Man.

Speaker 10 (45:53):
I just I just you know, I actually, like I said,
my name is Mark. Man, you don't remember me, Terrence,
But I just wanted to talk to you, Like I say,
you know, I got some things on that that's been
bothered me for a minute, and I you know, I
just I just kind of wanted to reach out to you,
and you know, just kind of have like a little
little heart to heart talk with you, man, so maybe
you know, uh you know we can get things in

(46:14):
a in a in a better position. But I just
wanted I just wanted me and you to have a conversation.

Speaker 3 (46:19):
Wait, man, how did you get my veronic? Give you
my number? Or how did you get my number? That's
what I'm trying, Like, what's going on?

Speaker 10 (46:26):
Uh? I mean I had I had, I've had your number.
I just I just uh, I just had never reached
out to you before. But like I say, though, man,
this this, this has been bothered me for a minute
and I wanted to get it off my chest so
you and I can try to, I guess fix this
whole issue. But I just want us to see if
we can fix it.

Speaker 3 (46:41):
You know, we'll fix the issue. What's the issue? And
I don't understand. I'm not following you. I don't understand
what like what is the issue?

Speaker 1 (46:50):
So but now you know, like I said, I went
on and got the earth to get you.

Speaker 3 (46:56):
Talk to me. What's going on?

Speaker 10 (46:58):
Okay, your wife, man is cheating on both of us,
and we gotta figure out how we gotta do something
about this.

Speaker 3 (47:05):
Man, did you say she's eating on the both of us.

Speaker 1 (47:09):
What you say, she is cheating? She is cheating on
the both of us.

Speaker 3 (47:14):
Bro a minute, this sounds like you said cheating.

Speaker 1 (47:18):
I don't know what you Veronica. Listen to me, tears.

Speaker 10 (47:22):
Veronica is cheating on both of using, on me and me,
you know, and we gotta, we gotta figure out what
we're gonna do.

Speaker 1 (47:31):
Man.

Speaker 10 (47:31):
But as a husband, I gotta you gotta. I'm gonna
need you to step up and get this thing in order.

Speaker 3 (47:36):
What you're talking about, Veronica is cheating on me with you.

Speaker 1 (47:40):
No, No, she cheating on both of us with somebody else.
I know.

Speaker 10 (47:45):
I've been noticing her going out with this, you know,
going to lunch with this other cat. So I'm like,
I got pissed off about it. So I said, you
know what, I can't take you no more.

Speaker 1 (47:55):
I'm calling Tim.

Speaker 3 (47:57):
You saying to me that my wife has been she
can run the job with somebody else.

Speaker 1 (48:02):
She cheating on both of us.

Speaker 3 (48:04):
Dude, I don't get what you mean if my wife
is cheating on I mean, you calling me to tell
me that she's cheating on me. I appreciate that, but
I don't get what you're saying. You know, both of us.
I don't get that fun. I don't understand what you mean.

Speaker 1 (48:19):
Me and Ronica been you know, kind of cool.

Speaker 10 (48:21):
You know, last eight months to a year, we've been,
you know, pretty tight here at the job.

Speaker 1 (48:25):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (48:26):
So listen what you mean y'all been cool? That's what
I don't understand. Like, what do you mean y'all being cool?
Because that's my wife. Tell me what you're talking about.

Speaker 1 (48:35):
Okay. All I'm saying is me and me and me
and her been real cool. We've been real tight.

Speaker 3 (48:40):
You know.

Speaker 10 (48:40):
Sometimes we take lunch and then you know, don't come back.
That's our thing though. But you know, now, you know
I'm noticing. You know, she she didnet went out, you know,
she didn't went to lunch a couple of times with
his brother named Alan, And I'm like, okay, no, no,
I ain't finna go down like this here.

Speaker 1 (48:52):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (48:54):
Are you my wife? Man?

Speaker 1 (48:56):
Hey, that's that's not why I called you. I called
you to my wife.

Speaker 3 (49:00):
That's what I want to know.

Speaker 10 (49:02):
I'm telling you about this dude named Alan. I need
you to step up as the husband and fix this.

Speaker 3 (49:07):
But you're telling me that my wife is cheating on
both of us. There no cheating on both of us
if she's if she's cheating on me, You telling me
that you're with my wife too, that you've been messing
around with my wife, that's not.

Speaker 10 (49:23):
That's not the part I'm trying to talk about. I'm
trying to talk about this dude named Alan. Man, That's
what I'm trying to get out.

Speaker 3 (49:28):
To get to Alan. We're doing to get to Alan.
You saying that my wife playing it's some crazy yo.
You know what, man, I'm about to put my foot
right up yr because they when they don't play those
games with her, she with me. We messing around. We're
doing this and doing that, and it don't work like that.
Do you understand what I'm saying.

Speaker 10 (49:47):
Dude, I hear what you're saying. But the beef ain't
with me. The beef is with Alan. No, she messing over,
She messing over both of us with Alan.

Speaker 3 (49:57):
Don't I'm about to call her a threewhere because this
right here.

Speaker 10 (50:01):
I'm telling Okay, well, hold on, bro, I just want
you to deal with I'm a I'm at the job.

Speaker 3 (50:08):
Yeah, I'm about to put my foot on your do
you understand me.

Speaker 1 (50:13):
No, I hear you.

Speaker 10 (50:14):
Man, Alan is the one that then blew this thing
out of proportion.

Speaker 1 (50:18):
Dog, she messing over me and you with this here.

Speaker 3 (50:21):
There ain't no me and you. I don't share. Do
you see what I'm saying?

Speaker 1 (50:26):
Yeah, I hear you.

Speaker 3 (50:27):
You don't hear me. I don't share. There's no sharing
that goes on over here.

Speaker 1 (50:35):
Okay, I do, I do. I'm just saying, you know, what.

Speaker 3 (50:40):
Are you saying? Me?

Speaker 10 (50:41):
Right here?

Speaker 3 (50:43):
Lead me right now? I'm about to come up here?
Where you at? Right now? Where are you at?

Speaker 10 (50:48):
I'm at the job where where Ronnie at? I call
her Ronnie. I'm at the job where Ronnie at. We
call her Rannie. I call Ronica Rannie. I mean, that's
my little nickname to him. All right, but well hold on,
hold on, hold on, ron Ronnie.

Speaker 3 (51:03):
Right here, she's right there, she right.

Speaker 1 (51:06):
Here, right here? Okay, cool man, cool? But can I
tell you what she's saying?

Speaker 3 (51:15):
I don't want to hear what she said. I'm her
on the phone right now, Okay, But.

Speaker 1 (51:19):
Can I tell you what she's telling me? To tell you?

Speaker 3 (51:21):
She ain't telling you to tell me a damn thing,
because the only thing that you want.

Speaker 10 (51:27):
Your okay, okay, but but but Ronnie wants me to
tell you this man.

Speaker 1 (51:32):
Just listen to me, Terrence. She wants me to.

Speaker 10 (51:35):
Tell you that this is nephew Tommy from the Steve
Hobby Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (51:41):
You just got pranked by your wife, Veronica.

Speaker 3 (51:46):
You know what, I don't this ball up. I'm gonna
give your old school.

Speaker 1 (52:00):
You all right, man, No, I'm not all right.

Speaker 3 (52:03):
I'm in the calm that I was on my way
over there about to go to them messing around with y'all.

Speaker 10 (52:10):
Hey, let me ask you this man, what is the
baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in the land.

Speaker 3 (52:17):
You already know.

Speaker 1 (52:21):
Show, and there you have.

Speaker 10 (52:27):
It stupid as all get out, and I will be
stupid this coming Saturday night, y'all don't want to miss
me at the hoim And Center, Lafayette, Louisiana. Nephew, tell
me and friends get your tickets. They still got a
few of them left. Nephew, time me friends at the
hym And Center, Lafayette, Louisiana, Saturday night.

Speaker 1 (52:43):
That's this Saturday. Your boy is on the way.

Speaker 9 (52:46):
All right, thank you, nephew. Coming up next, It is
my Strawberry Letter. The subject is I want to be
the queen of my house. We'll get into that right
after this. You're listening Hard Morning Show. It is time
now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need advice
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could be yours.

Speaker 1 (53:21):
He could be yours. Buckle up and hold on, tyme.
We got it for you here. It is strawberry.

Speaker 9 (53:25):
Let up, all right, nephew, Thank you. Subject I want
to be the Queen of my house. Dear Stephen Shirley.
I worked as a flight attendant for years. I met
my husband on an international flight and it was his
last trip before he retired.

Speaker 5 (53:39):
Our first date was at his home.

Speaker 9 (53:42):
He lives in what I'd call the country, but he
doesn't see it that way. He has lots of land
and his family lives around him. The street is named
after his great grandfather, who worked on the railroad and
saved up to buy the property. I love that for
his family. But what I don't love is how close
they're her homes are to ours, specifically his mom's. His

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mom is very sweet and she means well, but she's
always doing something for us. She buys our groceries and
waters our plants weekly. She gets a kick out of it,
so I don't want to steal her joy, but that
means that I have to use whatever brand she buys,
and I don't always like what she buys. Many Sunday afternoons,
my husband and I have to entertain her when she

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comes over and wants to play scrabble or ooh no,
I get it. It's his mom and she's not getting
any younger. I can't say anything because she grew up
in the house that I'm living in. She cried when
I tore out the old kitchen and renovated most of
the house. My husband gave me props for how I
handle his mom, But the other day we got into
a shouting match over who was the queen of the house.

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His mom said to me that she would always be
the queen of the castle, and my husband agreed with her.
That was basically giving her free rein over what goes
on in my home. Not even three days later, his
mom said her grand niece and her two kids are
coming to visit and staying with us. This woman has
a four bedroom house, so why can't they stay with her?

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Is my mother in law taking us for granted? Or
am I being a brat for complaining?

Speaker 3 (55:17):
Well?

Speaker 9 (55:18):
I mean you're absolutely not being a brat. I mean
you're being what you are. This man's wife first of all,
who should be number one to him, and yes, the
queen of the house, not his mom, who has her
own house. I mean, there should be no question about that.
But this mama's boy has put you in this position
by going against you and siding with his mom in

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front of you. His mom should know better. No, no,
I take that back, Wait a minute. His mom does
know better, but she just had to flex and show
you that she has the power because other than ruling
over her son, she has no life. Your mother in
law is manipulative in that regard. And the only way
to stop this is for you, guys to get a

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place of your own, not land that has been in
your husband's family for years. I know that's not going
to happen. You know you've already renovated the house and
all of that. The sad part is is that I
don't see your husband agreeing to moving. I know that's
not going to happen, So he's not going to go anywhere.
You guys are gonna try and have to find a
way to live with this.

Speaker 5 (56:20):
Woman or move. Those are your only two choices, Steve.

Speaker 7 (56:26):
You know it's letters a little weird to me, she says,
I want to be the queen of my house right.
I worked as a flight attendant for years. I met
my husband on an international flight and it was his
last trip before he retired. Our first date was at
his home. He lived in what I call the country,
but he doesn't see it that way. He has lots
of land in his family that lives around him. She

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never mentioned when they got married. She just said, it's
kind of a weird way to start the letter. You know,
I worked as a flight attendant for years. I met
my husband on an international flight. How long did y'all date?
Because had you all dated any period of time, you
would have known this was a mama's boy, and you
would have had you would have known about this family

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situation all around this land.

Speaker 1 (57:12):
But you didn't.

Speaker 7 (57:13):
You didn't you act like all of this is a
surprise to you, and that's what's throwing us off here
with you. He lives in what i'd call the country,
but he don't see it that way. Okay, Well, he
got lots of land and his family lives around him.
The street is named after his great grandfather, who worked

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on the railroad and saved up to buy the property.
I love that for his family, but what I don't
love is how closed their homes are to ours. Well,
see they was close to his house before you gotten married.
See all this was in place before you got married,
especially his moms. His mom is very sweet and she

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means well, but she's always doing.

Speaker 1 (57:58):
Something for us.

Speaker 7 (58:00):
She buys our groceries and waters our playing squeekly. She
gets a kick out of it. So I don't want
to steal her joy. But that means that I have
to use whatever brand she buys, and I don't always
like what she about. Okay, now I know what's happening
them old that old ass food, that that wonder bread,
white wonder bread. She's coming in there with that white,

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that white wonderbread. That doamin no sugar.

Speaker 8 (58:26):
Coming in there?

Speaker 7 (58:27):
And ain't no sweetened low coming in there. Got some
sweet and load keep you weight down, causes cancer. She
still got them little packs of sweet and low at
the house. You know she buying that stuff. You know
that stuff. Just say jam. Ain't no smuckers or you.

Speaker 10 (58:45):
Know, nothing like that.

Speaker 7 (58:47):
No, just jam jam No. She and that she buy
them paper towels. That's just got paper towel on. It
ain't no name. They don't absorb nothing, they don't tall that.
The perforated edges don't work. You can't ever tear a
clean sheet of you just using inferior products.

Speaker 5 (59:04):
Yeah, she doesn't like it.

Speaker 7 (59:07):
You in here, you using fab detergent, tide, got the
new pods you can put in your washing now? You
still using washing powder?

Speaker 1 (59:17):
Got No? Yeah, you ain't got no liquor.

Speaker 7 (59:19):
Kind You still punching that hole in the top of it,
pulling washing powder down?

Speaker 5 (59:24):
You still have that?

Speaker 7 (59:26):
No, she do because her old ass mamater found all
this stuff down at the Dollar stough.

Speaker 5 (59:31):
Hey on, see hang on your tune.

Speaker 7 (59:34):
Officiating star kiss it's just tuna.

Speaker 3 (59:39):
Well.

Speaker 9 (59:39):
In part two of You Water Up at twenty three
minutes after the hour, Today's strawberry letter subject, I want
to be the Queen of my house. We'll get back
into it right after this. You're listening Morning show, all right, See,
come on, let's recap today's strawberry letter.

Speaker 5 (59:57):
The subject is I want to be the queen of
my house.

Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
Yeah, but he lived.

Speaker 7 (01:00:02):
You have married this guy to live out in the
country and his family live all around him. Now, you
married him anyway, so you knew the family was close by,
and now you're actually surprised about it, including his mom,
who's a really sweet person. But she likes to do
stuff for y'all. She grocery shop for y'all, and she
watered the plants every day. Now you can't wonder why
them plants are doing so good. That cause she puts

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sweet and low in the water and them plants are
just thriving. You don't even know what's wrong. Your plants
is good and unhealthy. And what she mad about it?
She buys whatever she brand she buys, and I don't
always like what she buys. I know you don't, but
you're gonna have to learn how to cook some of
this stuff. I know, I know you don't really care
for parting meat, but damn it, that's what her old

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ass is buy because old people buy old ass products.
I know you don't really know why this meat is
in this can with this key on it, but that's
what spam been doing.

Speaker 3 (01:00:57):
Dam and you.

Speaker 7 (01:00:58):
And then now she didn't cut it up. She just
showed you how to fix this stuff. So you can
quit complain it because you can slice it, you could
barbecue it, you could put it in cubes. You know
this is the stuff you getting that you get you know,
you steal drinking.

Speaker 1 (01:01:12):
She bought it.

Speaker 10 (01:01:13):
You bought a six pack of all sea colon? Where
the hell she find all sea cola at Hey, your
old ass mama.

Speaker 1 (01:01:21):
He'll care about to drive y'all crazy.

Speaker 7 (01:01:24):
And then uh many many afternoons, my husband and I
got an entertainer.

Speaker 1 (01:01:28):
When she come over and wants to play scrabble.

Speaker 7 (01:01:30):
Oh no, damn mama, I get it. It's his mom
and she's not getting any young. I can't say anything
because she grew up in the house I'm living in.

Speaker 1 (01:01:41):
And then.

Speaker 7 (01:01:43):
She cried when I tore out the old kitchen and
renovated most of the house. Now, my husband has given
me props for how handled his mom. But the other
day we got into a shouting match over who was
the queen of the house. Now, when she cried when
you tore up the kitchen, she wanted the kitchen to
stay the same. She cried when you told it out
where you renovated. Well, here's the problem.

Speaker 1 (01:02:07):
Go ahead. This is the house that she grew up in.

Speaker 5 (01:02:11):
Yeah, yes, memory.

Speaker 1 (01:02:14):
See granddaddy bought this house.

Speaker 5 (01:02:16):
She's sentimental, so she grew.

Speaker 7 (01:02:17):
Up in that house. Now see you to me, you
crazy for moving in that old ass I would never
moved in there. You might as well be living in Amityville.

Speaker 1 (01:02:26):
Horror.

Speaker 7 (01:02:26):
I'm not living in this old ass house. Sank one
sank one speaking. You ain't even you ain't You ain't
even got a farm. You ain't even got the kitchen
with the two sink with the two halves on it.
You just got one sink. You got a well pump

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on the handle. I'm not living in this ragged ass.

Speaker 1 (01:02:50):
House, man.

Speaker 5 (01:02:52):
But she renovated it.

Speaker 1 (01:02:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:02:54):
But see now the mama in that crime. And so
they get into a big shouting match because got into
a shouting match because over who is the queen of
the house. And his mom said to me that she
was always be the queen of the castle. And my
husband agreed with her. Wow, that was basically giving her

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free reign over what goes on in my home.

Speaker 1 (01:03:21):
Now.

Speaker 7 (01:03:22):
Even three days later, his mom said, her grandniece and
her two kids are coming to visit and staying with us.
This woman has a faux bed room house, so why
can't they stay with her? You don't even know this girl.
I just shut that down. Yeah, is my mother in
law taking us for granted? And am I being a
brat for complaining? No, you're not being a brat for complaining.

Speaker 1 (01:03:45):
She can be the.

Speaker 7 (01:03:46):
Queen of the castle, but she got she got that
faux bed room house. That's where she the queen of
the castle. She ain't the queen over here no more.
It's a new queen in town. And your husband should
understand that. But you're married to a mama's boy, to
a mama's boy, so now you got to deal with that.
Is nothing wrong with being good to your mama. I

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got give you one of the best examples I've ever
seen Tommy. Tommy is good to his mama, man is.
But Tommy ain't no mama's boy.

Speaker 5 (01:04:17):
Though, No, we can't say that about it.

Speaker 1 (01:04:20):
That ain't what he is.

Speaker 5 (01:04:21):
But not, but he loves his mother.

Speaker 9 (01:04:24):
Let me ask you this, what is the difference between
a mama's boy and a son who loves his mother?

Speaker 5 (01:04:32):
Well, but you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 7 (01:04:34):
Take care of her and do things for and make
sure she's well cared for and will make her happy.
A mama's boy will allow the mama to direct his
path in life with all his relationships in his current home.
And a mama's boy will allow his mother to disrespect

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the wife.

Speaker 1 (01:04:56):
Or the wifeirlfriend.

Speaker 5 (01:04:57):
There you go.

Speaker 1 (01:04:58):
Their wife is first at all to Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:05:01):
See, that's a mama's boy when you will allow your
mind to disrespect your girl and all that.

Speaker 1 (01:05:06):
Hey, mama, hold up now that I ain't.

Speaker 7 (01:05:08):
Can do this my wife and most mothers understand that
they do. And the ones that don't want to understand
that are taking full advantage of it because she gonna
prove to this woman that I'm still that cats me out,
and you know that is true. The old ass mountain
line your days has come. You damn you out of here.

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And don't nobody play scrabble no more so, damn it.
I always hate it scrabble. I can't. Every time I
put a word down there go that ain't no word challenging.
I lose all my points on challenges. God can't stray.

Speaker 9 (01:05:45):
Post your comments on Today's Strawberry Letter and Steve Harb
FM on Instagram.

Speaker 7 (01:05:49):
And if I get that cue with that ten points
on it, I'm gonna throw it back in the pile.

Speaker 1 (01:05:54):
I can't spell nothing.

Speaker 5 (01:05:55):
With the cue.

Speaker 9 (01:05:57):
Check out the Strawberry Letter podcast on the free I
Heart Radio app for he never sounded so good. You
can download it today. Coming up at forty six minutes
after the hour. We got Sports Talk with Steve and
nephew Tommy right after Yeah, uncan neph right.

Speaker 8 (01:06:14):
After this, you're listening morning show.

Speaker 9 (01:06:18):
All right, guys, Junior's out today, but we have our
special guests UNC and NEF.

Speaker 1 (01:06:23):
With Sports Real Sports. You real Sports.

Speaker 5 (01:06:27):
Go ahead, guys.

Speaker 1 (01:06:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:06:29):
For here, in case you missed it, Bronnie and Lebron
walked out on the court to him, you gotta take
your hat off today, dig I missed that man Sports Moments. Now, Look,
he didn't hit no points. He was out there a
few minutes, but you know it was his first time

(01:06:50):
out there. He has been hitting points in the preseason,
so you know, the boy can play some ball.

Speaker 1 (01:06:54):
But I don't know you now.

Speaker 10 (01:06:56):
Now you're hearing the nay says now, but you've been
hearing the they says from the beginning that he's too early,
he should have he should have done another year in college,
blah blah blah, what you done?

Speaker 7 (01:07:04):
Okay, okay, okay, So Dog, I watch a lot of
basketball games, and I don't even know who these people are.
The majority NBA players now, I've never heard of because
they don't Nobody stays in college long in time, long
enough for us to get.

Speaker 1 (01:07:21):
To know them.

Speaker 5 (01:07:21):
Oh, I got you.

Speaker 7 (01:07:23):
Everybody in college is usually a one and done and
so we don't even get a chance to know these kids.
And next thing you know, they drafted they in the league,
and we said, I don't even know these people. So
I'm cool with Browny being on the team.

Speaker 1 (01:07:41):
Yeah, he didn't hit no points. She's not dog.

Speaker 7 (01:07:43):
The majority NBA players ain't hit no points yesterday.

Speaker 1 (01:07:47):
How many people on the bench ain't hitting no point?

Speaker 7 (01:07:51):
Ken Griffy sing Ken Griffy Jr. Was at the game
to support that was big.

Speaker 10 (01:08:00):
Yeah, it's up for grabs right now. DeAndre Hopkins is
up for grabs in the trade, and it's possible that
Kansas City, the Chiefs might get him. That's gonna just
totally give them a whole lot most of it. Now
they have lost a lot of people though they lost.

Speaker 7 (01:08:15):
Jean Watson is available also, Say what excuse you? I
was just saying, I think that Shaun Watson is available also,
and look to worry about that injury he had him.
Sorry if the brother got hurt, man, that really I
don't like that for him. But Cleveland, man, this same way,

(01:08:37):
you ain't gonna be able to come back from this
with Cleveland.

Speaker 10 (01:08:39):
We well, they booed him all the way off the field.

Speaker 3 (01:08:42):
Man.

Speaker 7 (01:08:44):
Yeah, you know, man, this may be his last professional game.
And that's sad to say. Man, but if he's got
a torn achilles, that's a hard one to come back from.

Speaker 1 (01:08:53):
He's young, though, he can come back from it. But Cleveland,
who would want it?

Speaker 7 (01:08:59):
We clearly who would want it? Nobody for that money.
But he got his money guaranteed, so he can take less.
He gonna be playing for two million dollars somewhere.

Speaker 9 (01:09:11):
Okay, Well, Junior will be back tomorrow with Sports Talk.

Speaker 5 (01:09:14):
Thank you guys. Coming up at the top of the hour.
A man social media needs need some advice Steve.

Speaker 9 (01:09:23):
He says his neighbors stealing his election yard signs.

Speaker 5 (01:09:26):
We'll talk about it right after this.

Speaker 8 (01:09:29):
You're listening Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 9 (01:09:34):
All right, Steve, this is from JD on Steve Harvey FM.
JD says, I'm very passionate about politics, especially now since
I think this is the most consequential election of my lifetime.
I live on a busy road and put out signs
in my yard. A few weeks ago, someone stole my
signs out of my yard in the middle of the night.

(01:09:55):
I replace the ones I could, and two nights later
they were stolen. Two trash day, I found two of
my signs in my neighbor's garage can and pull them
out to put back in my yard. He's been flying
flags at his house for the last four years that
are in opposition to my political beliefs, and he once
said something to me about how his kids shouldn't have

(01:10:16):
to look at my garbage signs. I don't want to
start a battle with my neighbor, but I need to
do something. I am from the hood, and I want
to tell him, don't let the suburban suburban life fool you.
Should I confront him or get the authorities involved.

Speaker 5 (01:10:31):
That's that's what they're saying.

Speaker 7 (01:10:33):
You see me, you don't really want to call this
show and ask cuse he's just going to get just
going to get the authorities involved in trash can And
you're talking about what your kids are. I don't care
what your punk ass kids don't want to see. Tell you,

(01:10:58):
tell your kids quit looking at in my yard and
take that damn Trump flag down because I already know
what's happening. Probably don't even have a flag that's Trump flag.
Your kids shouldn't have to look at that sign. Hey man,
your kids probably don't want to look at my black
ass either. But here I am. I'll tell you what.

(01:11:21):
I tell you what. Well, but we're gonna have this
one conversation. I said, look, man, I don't want to
scale you. I don't want to scale you. And this
is not a threat. But let one more sign come
on missing.

Speaker 5 (01:11:38):
Then just walk off.

Speaker 7 (01:11:44):
And then it just turned around and go, I swear
to God, and then just.

Speaker 10 (01:11:49):
Try to put so many commor little signs all in
his yard. It'll be about a hundred of them in
there when he come out.

Speaker 1 (01:11:54):
Of the.

Speaker 7 (01:11:56):
Yeah, all right, all you gotta do is get one
in the ring dope bails, and.

Speaker 5 (01:12:01):
Then you'll have the proof that you need when you
call the authority.

Speaker 10 (01:12:04):
Sorry, no, no, when you call the authority, when you
whoop that ass no, because you know if he's a brother,
you know who they're gonna take to jail.

Speaker 9 (01:12:13):
Come on now, all right, we have time for another one.
This is from Michelle and Steve HARVFM. Michelle writes, Apparently
I've upset my entire family after announcing that I wouldn't
be hosting Thanksgiving this year. I agreed to do it
a few years ago because I thought it would be
a rotating thing each year. But I guess everyone just
loves my house because it became because it became an

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annual tradition each year after that. However, no one seems
to take into account how hard it is to pull
it off every year as I am a single woman.
No one ever offers to help out, no one pays
for anything, and my job involves travel, which makes it
a challenge. I figured more than a month's notice was
more than sufficient, but now no one in the family

(01:12:57):
is shocking to me except my mood.

Speaker 1 (01:12:58):
It is that's okay, that's okay, we ain't having it
here this year.

Speaker 5 (01:13:03):
Yeah, she said that there, So what.

Speaker 1 (01:13:04):
Y'all want you y'all won't count Thanksgiving this year. That
what y'all want to do? Yeah, No, nobody go eat nowhere.

Speaker 9 (01:13:11):
Yeah, she's saying she doesn't even think she'll be invited
if they change the house, you know.

Speaker 1 (01:13:16):
Just change the house and you going over.

Speaker 5 (01:13:19):
There without an invite.

Speaker 7 (01:13:21):
You didn't get the uninvite. You didn't you thought you
family you coming on over.

Speaker 5 (01:13:27):
That's a lot to put on a single person, though,
that is a lot.

Speaker 9 (01:13:32):
Yeah, no help, but yeah, at least you could pitch
in and give money or something.

Speaker 1 (01:13:38):
Man, your ragged ass family.

Speaker 5 (01:13:40):
Yeah, that's is not good. Only and nobody bringing nothing, nothing, nothing.

Speaker 9 (01:13:46):
She did it all by herself for the last few years.

Speaker 1 (01:13:49):
She can cook, though the rest of her family can't cook.

Speaker 5 (01:13:54):
That's what it is.

Speaker 7 (01:13:55):
Asked on its coming over there with all the paper
place in that fall taking stuff home down.

Speaker 5 (01:13:59):
Hell, no, it's over. Yes, it doesn't sound like she's
going to be with family this year.

Speaker 1 (01:14:07):
I got to my house. I need to ask you
about it if you got time.

Speaker 9 (01:14:12):
Okay, all right, we'll have more of the Steve Harvey
Morning Show and Tommy's question, right after this, you're listening
Harvey Morning Show. All right, Tommy, before we went to break,
you wanted to ask your uncle something about what's going
on at your house this holiday season?

Speaker 10 (01:14:32):
No, this holiday season? This my wife is a little
upset with me. So the teacher called the house. My son,
you know, Jordan, thirteen years old. Teacher called the house.
He'll stay talking.

Speaker 1 (01:14:43):
About he not listening in class.

Speaker 10 (01:14:47):
And I just responded with, well, he don't listen around him,
but you don't see me calling you getting on your
damn Now I can.

Speaker 1 (01:14:55):
Tell me and snatch the phone from me. I got him.
When you hear you got him? Why he there?

Speaker 3 (01:15:03):
What?

Speaker 1 (01:15:03):
What you what you want me to do?

Speaker 5 (01:15:05):
That was your response to the teacher.

Speaker 1 (01:15:08):
Surely you know it was quick. It was just quick,
That's all I was.

Speaker 10 (01:15:12):
That's that's you didn't think that's the That's what you
get when you call a comedian. I guess he's not
listening in school. He ain't listening around here, but you
don't see me calling your hands? What do you want
me to do? So my wife? Man said another mean
about twelve hours.

Speaker 5 (01:15:26):
Yeah, how can he fix this team?

Speaker 1 (01:15:28):
Well?

Speaker 7 (01:15:28):
I don't really got no fixed for I thought The
response was outstanding. I was I would have lived with
that teacher that we did. It sounded good.

Speaker 5 (01:15:37):
Though, she's trying to help you help your baby.

Speaker 1 (01:15:42):
Well, you know, deal with it, you know, you teacher.

Speaker 5 (01:15:48):
Big ups to the teacher, Jackie.

Speaker 1 (01:15:50):
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Big ups to the teacher.

Speaker 5 (01:15:54):
Coming up in thirty Yeah, we love our teachers. Are educators?

Speaker 9 (01:15:57):
Coming up in thirty three minutes after the hour, we
play around it.

Speaker 10 (01:16:00):
Would you rather right after this I don't call black people.
How about after six o'clock?

Speaker 9 (01:16:05):
Though you're listening hard Morning show, it is time now
for a round of would you rather? Would you rather
date someone who is direct but offensive sometimes? Or would
you rather date someone extremely shy and never speaks their mind?

Speaker 5 (01:16:22):
M something to think about.

Speaker 10 (01:16:26):
I'm gonna go with me that that direct gonna kill me.
That's that's gonna hurt my feelings. I don't know all that.

Speaker 5 (01:16:32):
Okay, all right now, we're all right.

Speaker 7 (01:16:36):
Well, it ain't that I'm sensitive. It's just when you
get this direct back, make sure you can handle.

Speaker 5 (01:16:40):
It, all right?

Speaker 9 (01:16:43):
Would you rather be three feet tall or eight feet tall?

Speaker 10 (01:16:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:16:48):
They tell me handle this one. I'm not answering this question.
I'm so sick of these questions. I'm not answering it.
Three feet or eight feet, sir? That that extreme.

Speaker 5 (01:16:58):
I don't make them up.

Speaker 1 (01:17:00):
Ain't going that's just too that's too much drama. Well,
if I'm going with.

Speaker 7 (01:17:04):
These, it's easy because I'm close to the eight feet
that I am the three and you three that in
years the eight.

Speaker 1 (01:17:09):
So well, no, don't do that, you know.

Speaker 5 (01:17:16):
All right, We'll move on while you think about.

Speaker 7 (01:17:18):
That would make you that would make you two feet
away from and three feet you're only in the five.

Speaker 1 (01:17:23):
There you go.

Speaker 9 (01:17:26):
Would you rather a nose that never stops growing or
ears that never stopped growing?

Speaker 5 (01:17:31):
Which one?

Speaker 1 (01:17:32):
Oh, I'm gonna let your hair it out now, I
let you go ahead.

Speaker 7 (01:17:37):
Okay, Well I really had ears going because I put
put a hat on a scarf or something.

Speaker 1 (01:17:45):
Nose, this nose can't be no, damn.

Speaker 5 (01:17:48):
It never stops growing.

Speaker 1 (01:17:51):
Nose are ears, certainly?

Speaker 5 (01:17:52):
Yeah, nose are ears? Which one mm hmmm.

Speaker 1 (01:17:56):
I don't go with the nose.

Speaker 5 (01:17:58):
You're going with his nose, and Steve's going with the ears.

Speaker 7 (01:18:02):
All right, I can hiding in. Don't put a scarf
on everything. I'll get the vehicle.

Speaker 5 (01:18:05):
But how are you gonna put a scarf on.

Speaker 10 (01:18:08):
I have no idea it's gonna look like a bonnet
or something.

Speaker 7 (01:18:13):
Tell you what? Tell you what about four weeks of
their nose though? Watch this, I bet you be tied.

Speaker 4 (01:18:22):
Then?

Speaker 5 (01:18:23):
Can't you put a scarf on or something?

Speaker 3 (01:18:26):
Mask?

Speaker 8 (01:18:27):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:18:27):
Halloween man ain't gonna fit after a while.

Speaker 5 (01:18:32):
Halloween is the next week.

Speaker 9 (01:18:33):
And if you were trick or treating guys, would you
rather get only black licorice or candy corn?

Speaker 1 (01:18:39):
Black licorics are candy corn?

Speaker 3 (01:18:41):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:18:42):
Candy corn? Candy bag full of corn? That black? That
black liquorice is gamy?

Speaker 5 (01:18:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:18:49):
Right?

Speaker 9 (01:18:49):
Last one? Would you rather meet a ghost or a vampire?

Speaker 1 (01:18:55):
Either one of them getting the ass whooped?

Speaker 5 (01:18:56):
So I.

Speaker 1 (01:19:02):
Read vampire. I'm gonna tell you right because the vampire
he ain't gonna get me. I'm telling you not right now,
not biting me though. It's the ghost. I'm worried, but
I read me the vampire. Okay, all right? Thanks stepping
through walls and all this.

Speaker 9 (01:19:18):
Yeah, that's today's round of which you rather coming up next?

Speaker 5 (01:19:22):
Our last break of the day. Right after this you're listening.

Speaker 8 (01:19:27):
Morning show?

Speaker 9 (01:19:28):
All right, Steve, here we are last break of the day,
and I know you have some closing remarks for us
as we are twelve days away from election day.

Speaker 7 (01:19:39):
Yeah, you know, listen, folks, I just it's just that time.
We're at the we're at the watch hour. Election time
is here. You don't have to wait till election day.
You can go and vote now. See, do it now

(01:19:59):
while you you got some days in advance to go
on and do it because you don't want to have
to wait till last day and then something come up,
something happened. You know that the lines are gonna be long,
blah blah blah blah blah. Vote early voting works, man,
is good. You know, the average person, A lot of
people are gonna wait till the last minute. It's just

(01:20:20):
election there and they're gonna go down there and it's
gonna be rough.

Speaker 10 (01:20:23):
Man.

Speaker 7 (01:20:26):
Listen, it's go time. The obvious. The choice is obvious
for me is Kamala Harris. I know that a lot
of people think Donald Trump. But I keep asking people,
why why can you pick this man over this woman?
Is it simply because of the color of her skin

(01:20:46):
that you can't seem to bring yourself to vote for her?
Is it because of her gender, that she happens to
be a woman, that you can't vote for her. And
is that the same reason you're voting for Donald Trump
because of the color of the skin and because he's
a man, because he can't be for any other reason.

(01:21:07):
Because you can't vote for a person for integrity and
pick Donald Trump. You can't vote for a person with
leadership skills and pick Donald I keep telling y'all all
the time, all great leaders were once great servants. If
you just look throughout history. One of the best presidents

(01:21:28):
we ever had was President Barack Obama. Really man, tell
the truth, now, really tell the truth. But he's a
great servant. Jimmy Carter was a great servant.

Speaker 10 (01:21:41):
You know.

Speaker 7 (01:21:41):
I didn't really have a problem with the Bushes. I
didn't have a problem with either one of the Bushes.
They were Republicans, but at least they stood for something.
This candidate that you all are putting up as you're
representative for the Republican Party stands for nothing. Stands for nothing,

(01:22:04):
and he will do anything to push himself forward, even
stacking the Supreme Court and getting rid of Roe versus Wade.
Do you know how crazy that is to tell women
what to do with their bodies.

Speaker 1 (01:22:20):
Do you know how crazy that is?

Speaker 7 (01:22:23):
Do you know how crazy it is to have men
tell women what to do with their body? Do you
know how crazy that is? I don't see how that
makes sense to anybody except a person who has the power. Now,
if you don't like abortions, don't have one. I'm okay

(01:22:44):
with a person being anti abortion, don't have one, But
I too, at the under I too at the same time,
understand that women have to make decisions because the only
one that can carry a baby is a woman, the
only one. And those of us men who have no
idea what that is like about or none of that,

(01:23:06):
why are we in that decision making process for them?
It don't make no sense. But he went along with
that because he thought that was the popular thing that
would get him the most votes. Well, at backfire, that backfire,
and so now he's having to deal with it. He's
having to deal with that and this backfire. It's not

(01:23:28):
a good thing. It's not a smart thing for him,
and it's not a great thing for women. We got
to get to the polls. We have got to vote.
We have got this make this election count. I don't
know what the decision is. I don't know how you
still undecided at this point. I don't understand how you
are black for Trump. I don't understand this conversation about

(01:23:50):
black man not voting for common because every black man
I don't talk who is voting for every single one
of them. I just don't believe in have the propaganda
these people are putting out. So please, man, y'all get
to the polls. This is an important election. I don't
even see how he's the candidate. Man, this is just
bothering me. And the only reason I can think that

(01:24:13):
a person is voting for him is because you must
be just like him. That's the only thing I can see.
You have to be like him. That's the only reason
you would vote for him is because you are like him.
And if you're like him, that's a sad statement about yourself.
That's a really, really sad statement about yourself. You who

(01:24:33):
are voting for him, that's a sad statement about yourself.
I'm sorry. That's all I can say. I'm not that
quality of a person. I happen to care about people.
I happen to care about other people, some people other
than myself, and he doesn't. He has no policy for
the common man. He has no policy for the poor.

(01:24:53):
He has no plan to move the future for it.
If you look at Project twenty twenty five, it's and
he and said he didn't even know the guy when
his pictures of him sitting on his private plane. Come on, y'all,
you can vote for a woman who has a plan
to move the country forward, or you can vote for
a man who wants to make America great again. One

(01:25:14):
of them sounds like it's going forward, the other one
sounds like it's going backwards. Which one you gonna do? God,
the choice is obvious to me. But his gold time
is vote time. Let's go. Those are my closing remarks.
I'm tired. I'm tired. I'd be so glad when this
election is over with and she becomes president. That'll be

(01:25:35):
the coolest thing for me. So, Shirley, he voted, chick.

Speaker 5 (01:25:40):
Oh yeah, I voted last week, last Friday.

Speaker 1 (01:25:43):
You're junior whatever, I'm voting tomorrow. Yeah. That early voting
is critical, y'all, to save you some ter so.

Speaker 5 (01:25:50):
You don't get stuck in them long lines.

Speaker 1 (01:25:52):
And feel stressed out frustrated. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:25:55):
Yeah, so that said, y'all have a great day today.
Talk to God today. He would absolutely love to hear
from you.

Speaker 1 (01:26:02):
Okay.

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