Some People Not Filing Taxes, Trump's Golf Trips, Ask The CLO, and more - 04.02.25 - The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time. Y'all
don't know y'all at all at all.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
So given them back.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
A million bus buss boozy listening to to.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
I don't joy, yeah, Joy.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
You don't do that.

Speaker 3 (01:05):
You turn, you gotta turn't.

Speaker 4 (01:41):
To turn them out turn.

Speaker 5 (01:43):
I probably got to turn the mouth, the turn out
a wad of the mop.

Speaker 6 (01:49):
Look, come.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Come out you think that I sure will.

Speaker 7 (02:03):
Good morning everybody. You are listening to the voice, Come on,
dig me now, one and only. Steve Harvey got a
radio show man. I love it when I run up
into people and they say that to me. They say, hey,
Steve Harvey got a radio show. Then they wink at me.
I know they listening. You know, I got a lot
off my chest yesterday. I wanted to clean some things up.

(02:25):
And I appreciate y'all giving me a minute because sometimes,
you know, you just got to say some things out loud.
Not complaining, but hey, just verbalizing, but realizing that I
got to keep going anyway. And that's my words this
morning to you, that I want you to keep pushing
no matter what happens. I want to share something with

(02:49):
you that's important, that's very, very important. See, you have
to give God something too blessed. You know, if your
prayer is asking for God's blessings, you got to give
him something to work with.

Speaker 8 (03:06):
Now, you know, you.

Speaker 7 (03:10):
Gotta show the spirit of appreciation or gratitude. You gotta
let him know that you're in it for the long haul.
No matter what happens. Don't turn around. You will never
ever see what the end could be. If you turn

(03:31):
around and go back, You'll never know what the end
could have been had you stuck it out.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
You'll never know.

Speaker 7 (03:41):
How good it could have gotten had you not just
weathered the storm. That's the thing that gets most people
that it get tough for him, It get hard for him,
and then they let doubts set in, and then those
doubts become facts and the next thing you know, they

(04:02):
give up. Had you not given up, or had you
given your best, what the results or outcome could have been.
I look back on my life on so many occasions
where in college I wasn't giving my best.

Speaker 8 (04:19):
Now flunked out.

Speaker 7 (04:22):
Now, it's easy to look at my life now and go, yeah,
but look at you now.

Speaker 8 (04:27):
But back then, man, it cost.

Speaker 7 (04:29):
Me for so many years that failing to finish that
not giving my all. It cost me a number of years.
I wish I could say that it didn't mean nothing,
that it was just a blimp on the radar Skins screen,
But at the time.

Speaker 8 (04:49):
It was major.

Speaker 7 (04:50):
And so you have a lot of decisions in your
life that are happening now. You may be in your twenties,
your late teens, you could be in your early thirties,
and it's happening. But guess what you'll eventually get through
it provided one thing you never give up.

Speaker 8 (05:08):
You never turn around and go back.

Speaker 7 (05:11):
Had I written myself off because of one failure, see,
and this is where so many people go wrong at too.
You write yourself off after you failed at something, the
one thing you thought you wanted to accomplish, and you
failed at it. Now you write yourself off as a failure.
Now you go settle on into life and just see

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what hand you get. Had when I flunked out of college,
had I written myself off as a failure, I wouldn't
be here today. When I lost my carpet cleaner company,
I would have written myself as a failure. And I
wouldn't be here today when I didn't become a diamond
distributed in Amway, or a direct distributor in Amway, even

(05:55):
I would have written myself as a failure and I
wouldn't be here today. When I bought a distribution kit
to become a distributor of the Bohemian Diet and I
didn't make it, I would have written myself as a failure.
When I became an Al Williams distributor and I didn't
make it, I would have written myself as a failure,

(06:18):
and I wouldn't be here today.

Speaker 8 (06:19):
Oh, I got a list for you.

Speaker 7 (06:22):
When I got laid off at for a motor company,
had I written myself as a failure, I wouldn't have
made it. Do you need some more? Because I have
a story filled with mishaps. I have a story filled
with failures. Couple of things now, the grace of God

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and his mercy which is available to us all. See
that's the key, y'all, Because of his mercy, because of
his willingness to forgive and to even understand why we
do the things we do. In all of my shortcomings,

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failed marriages I'm talking about, man got it all wrong.
Can't blame nobody else, It's just me. Steve ain't have
it together at that point in life. I've could have
written myself as a failure the first time I could have.
I just could have gave up on it after the
second one. And please know this is an admission. This

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ain't bragging. So before you start in with me, understand
what I'm saying. I'm pointing out in my life a
series of missteps and failures.

Speaker 8 (07:42):
But how I still get here today. Couple of things.
God's grace and mercy is first.

Speaker 7 (07:52):
But that's the key that's for everybody see if it's
God's willingness to forgive you, and god understanding of why
we do what we do because He said.

Speaker 8 (08:04):
We wasn't gonna be perfect.

Speaker 7 (08:06):
So in all of your imperfections, your creator told.

Speaker 8 (08:10):
You you would not be perfect.

Speaker 7 (08:12):
He's said to you, it's out there. I don't care
which one of the books you read it tells you that.
So guess what With that in mind, he has a
grace that he has.

Speaker 8 (08:26):
It's like a grace period.

Speaker 7 (08:27):
It's like when you don't pay your insurance premium on
the day that is due. The next day, they don't
just cancel your insurance premium. They have a grace period
because they ain't trying to stop this money from coming in.
But when it comes to God, there's no money required.
He just gives you the grace freely. It don't cost

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you nothing. See, you gotta tap into that, y'all. You
gotta get in touch with that, because that's an important
part to making it.

Speaker 8 (08:55):
Understanding that His grace is available. So when you make
a mistake, So when.

Speaker 7 (09:01):
You fail at it, he has a loophole in the
contract with him that allows you to make mistakes, that
allows you to get it wrong, that allows you to
fail time and time and time again. But if you
never give up, if you keep getting up, if you
keep trying, if you keep striving, if you keep making

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the effort to go forward and not go back, God
has a blessing for you, and He has it in
abundance for you. And God will give it to you
at the right time. But you got to be ready. Oh,
I want it to be successful. But if he had
given it to me back then I wouldn't have handled

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it correctly because I would have made some more mistakes
along the way.

Speaker 8 (09:49):
So you make the mistakes to learn the lessons. Lord,
ain't God been good to me? I ain't gonna lie
to you cool.

Speaker 9 (09:57):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (10:04):
Ladies and gentlemen. You know what I said, Ladies and gentlemen,
you know what. It's a new day, a new day,
a new dawnie, a new opportunity started, a day off
right this morning, man, because the other day I just oh,
I got tricked.

Speaker 8 (10:18):
I ain't get tricked this morning.

Speaker 7 (10:19):
I intentionally set some time aside talk to God today, man.
Make sure I've been doing pretty good in the morning,
but just want to make sure.

Speaker 1 (10:27):
Just want to.

Speaker 8 (10:27):
Remind y'all to do the same. Tell God thank you.

Speaker 7 (10:31):
Even if you're going through something, just tell him thank you,
because he gonna pull you through it eventually.

Speaker 8 (10:36):
I already know that because he always has in the past.

Speaker 7 (10:39):
And remember this one thing I wish I had known
when I was young, This too shall pass. I sure
wish I had knew that O or I could have
saved myself a lot of worry. This too shall pass.
I thought it was all permanent. Ladies and gentlemen, this
is Steve Harvey Morning Show, Charlotte Strawberry Collin for Real, Mississippi,
Monica Junior, and the Legend of Nephew Towner.

Speaker 1 (10:59):
Junior. Yeah, NK, it's funny, man.

Speaker 4 (11:01):
I had a question about that too.

Speaker 1 (11:03):
Man.

Speaker 4 (11:04):
It's about the importance of letting go the past.

Speaker 8 (11:06):
You know.

Speaker 10 (11:06):
Some people feel like if this didn't happen to me,
then I would be here, or if they didn't do
this to me, I would move forward, and.

Speaker 4 (11:14):
They want to hold on to that past. Why should
they just let this go?

Speaker 1 (11:17):
Man?

Speaker 7 (11:17):
Well, in all those things you just said and all
those things I've heard, people say, you can't do nothing,
nada about nothing that has already happened.

Speaker 8 (11:30):
There's nothing you can do about it.

Speaker 7 (11:32):
Also, your concerns for tomorrow is wasted energy also because
there is nothing, nothing, nada, you can do about tomorrow.
And that's where anxiety concerned. That's where our anxiety comes from,
concerns over things we have no control on, say, and

(11:53):
those two things are your past and your future, because
you can't do nothing about neither one of them. Man,
That's why the Lord's prayer is real clear. It took
me a long time to learn this. Give us this
day our daily bread because we are built in twenty
four hour cycles. The human being is built for a
twenty four hour cycle, nothing more, nothing left.

Speaker 1 (12:16):
Once you step out of today, you.

Speaker 7 (12:19):
Have entered into a realm of uncertainty, anxiety and all
of that. So man, just focus on today, ask God
to order your steps, because the decisions you make today
will affect your tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (12:33):
Now.

Speaker 8 (12:34):
You can't live today like it ain't.

Speaker 7 (12:35):
No tomorrow, you understand, because the goal is to see tomorrow.
So there's some wisdom that has to go in here too.

Speaker 1 (12:47):
So you want to.

Speaker 7 (12:47):
Make wise decisions with the guidance and the help of God,
so that when you.

Speaker 8 (12:53):
Get to tomorrow, you've planted some.

Speaker 7 (12:55):
Seeds in today that could possibly make your tomorrow even better.
And your past. Man, just let it go. Let go
of your past, Let go of people who keep reminding
you of your past.

Speaker 1 (13:08):
Let it go.

Speaker 7 (13:09):
Man, you did it. It's done. Do you know how
many people try to hold me to my past? Yeah,
you're talking like you're Christian now, But I remember when
you when you are, you know, I get all that great.

Speaker 8 (13:22):
Yeah, yeah, man, I got a partner man.

Speaker 7 (13:26):
That's sixty eight years old and still ain't forgave me
for a fight we got in when we were folks.

Speaker 9 (13:31):
Wow, go man, real, don't go.

Speaker 1 (13:38):
All right?

Speaker 9 (13:39):
Thank you guys. Coming up at thirty two minutes after
the hour. It's the nephew, and run that prank back
right after this. You're listening hard Morning show.

Speaker 7 (13:52):
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Speaker 1 (14:23):
All right, here we go, guys.

Speaker 9 (14:25):
Nephew, tell me is here to run that break back?
What you got for his nest.

Speaker 11 (14:29):
Surely we're gonna bring that thing in like a Billy
d Williamson.

Speaker 1 (14:33):
Do it.

Speaker 11 (14:36):
You gotta let my hand full off. Come on, all right,
this right here is you hit my car. You hit
my car, We're gonna run that thing back. This right
here we talking about the crossside brother across the hall.
That's what you're talking about. Because I'm the only light
blue camera in the parcket lot. Right now, Okay, right now.
But when they first pick up you gotta get that.

(14:58):
You gotta get it with that that mob in mofore
you voice the raper noodles all over the plate. Okay,
listen closely, y'all. Here it is you hit my car?

Speaker 6 (15:07):
Oh you waite that there, Raymond notles all over the place.

Speaker 1 (15:10):
Hello, I'm trying to speak to Adel.

Speaker 3 (15:13):
This is she?

Speaker 11 (15:14):
Do you live in apartment number seventy eighth?

Speaker 6 (15:17):
That depends on who're asking.

Speaker 11 (15:19):
My name is Herman Wales. I live in building three,
apartment one on five. Do you live in apartment number
seventy eight?

Speaker 6 (15:26):
What you want with where I live?

Speaker 8 (15:28):
Look?

Speaker 1 (15:28):
Fam, do you drive a camera? A Toyota camera light
blue one?

Speaker 5 (15:33):
Yes?

Speaker 8 (15:33):
All right?

Speaker 11 (15:34):
Your next door neighbor then told me that you ran
into my car. I got a bens a black one
of two thousand and five C two forty.

Speaker 1 (15:42):
Now I got light blue.

Speaker 6 (15:43):
Scratches on my My neighbor.

Speaker 11 (15:46):
Told you what your neighbor. Matter of fact, his name
is Brian Kendall.

Speaker 6 (15:53):
I told you the cross I up to live across
the hall. What the cross I that live across the hall.

Speaker 9 (15:59):
Told you what ma'am.

Speaker 11 (16:01):
Listen, all I know is he said he live in
apartment eighty.

Speaker 1 (16:04):
He lived next door to you.

Speaker 11 (16:06):
You live in a supposedly apartment seventy age right here
in Cambridge Court apartments.

Speaker 1 (16:10):
Now, all I'm.

Speaker 11 (16:11):
Saying is he told me your car is that which
is the light blue car hit my backed into my car. Now,
I ain't trying to create no problem, but somebody got
to fix my car and I got light blue scratches.

Speaker 1 (16:22):
On my bens.

Speaker 11 (16:23):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (16:24):
Last I checked my light blue clamor wasn't the only
light blue camera they made?

Speaker 1 (16:29):
Ma'am, you the only.

Speaker 11 (16:30):
Light You're the only light blue car in the parking.

Speaker 6 (16:32):
Lot, the only light blue car in the parking lot.
Right now, I ain't gonna say I've been the only
light blue car in the parking lot.

Speaker 9 (16:41):
Ma'am, I'm not look and I'm in.

Speaker 6 (16:44):
The middle of watching te What can I do for you?

Speaker 1 (16:47):
What you mean? What can you do for me? You
didn't hit my car.

Speaker 6 (16:49):
I ain't touch your car. If you got some cameras
out in this park life that saw.

Speaker 1 (16:54):
Me hit your car, no, I don't have no cameras.

Speaker 6 (16:56):
But I believe this conversation is over, and I don't
give what the cross side man across the hall told you.

Speaker 1 (17:04):
Look, let me tell you something. You didn't hit my car.

Speaker 6 (17:08):
Hold on, hold on, playing Uh is you yelling at me?

Speaker 11 (17:12):
I'm not yelling at you, But you didn't hit my car,
the only light blue car in the parking.

Speaker 6 (17:19):
Lone, the only light blue car in the parking lot.
Now and as a matter of correct, my car ain't
even in the parking lot. My sister bar my car.
Go to the show.

Speaker 1 (17:27):
Well, is it possible that your sister is the one
that hit my car?

Speaker 12 (17:30):
Now?

Speaker 9 (17:31):
Now? What?

Speaker 1 (17:32):
Okay?

Speaker 11 (17:32):
Is your sister when is she coming back? Maybe she
hit my car and didn't tell you she hit my car.

Speaker 6 (17:37):
Now, she ain't hit your car. She ain't hit your car,
because she would have told me she hit your car. Look,
I said, ain't nobody hit your car. My car ain't
got no scratches on it. You can't give what kind
of scratches you got on your car. But I can't
do a thing about it. And even if you did,

(17:57):
let me just be clear, I ain't got no insurance,
no way, so I can't do nothing for you.

Speaker 1 (18:02):
Wait a minute, Wait a minute, let me tell you.

Speaker 6 (18:04):
Something you ain't got to tell me you ain't got
seeing me. Thanks, and as far as I'm concerned, this
conversation is over.

Speaker 1 (18:11):
Wait a minut, let me ask you have a hundred
call it back.

Speaker 7 (18:15):
Mister.

Speaker 6 (18:16):
You act like I ain't got your on my car,
but no, you had them scratches on your car all ready,
and you ain't finna use me as no excuse to
get you no new papers.

Speaker 1 (18:31):
I have had no scratches already on my car.

Speaker 6 (18:33):
Yeah you had them, Oh yeah, you had no idea.
I'm gonna tell them. An insurance is justin if he
come over here now, because you gonna be using your
insurance already told you I ain't got it.

Speaker 1 (18:43):
Don't make me come over to your apartment number.

Speaker 6 (18:45):
Seven eight, standing in the door. I'm on my way
to the door now, I'm standing in the door.

Speaker 11 (18:49):
Come on, come on, Look, I got thirty five hundred
dollars worth of scratches on my car that you need
to pay for. You the only.

Speaker 6 (18:57):
Ain't even worth thirty five one hundred dollars. So you
already doing better than me?

Speaker 1 (19:03):
What? What?

Speaker 13 (19:04):
What?

Speaker 9 (19:04):
What?

Speaker 6 (19:05):
Look? I already told you I'm tired of talking to you.
I'm watching TV and you ain't got stiff talking to
me about I need to talk to you about.

Speaker 11 (19:13):
This cart I got thirty tout your car.

Speaker 6 (19:17):
My car ain't bumped up against your car. I ain't
even park next to know BMW's.

Speaker 1 (19:23):
Lately it's a bens. What's it's a ben C two
forty a black given?

Speaker 6 (19:29):
If it's a Ben seven seven and seven, I can't
help you.

Speaker 1 (19:34):
They don't make a seven seven lady. Look, you know what?
Can I say something to you?

Speaker 6 (19:41):
No, you can't say you know what you can say
to me? You can say bye.

Speaker 11 (19:45):
I just want to say one more thing to you,
one more thing.

Speaker 6 (19:48):
I'm gonna give you a one moment thing. Go ahead on.

Speaker 11 (19:51):
All I want to say is this nephew Timmy from
the Steeve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (19:54):
Your sister robbing out of DC putting me up?

Speaker 14 (19:57):
Oh that.

Speaker 11 (19:59):
Ma me.

Speaker 6 (20:01):
You know what, I don't even have y'all show. I
listened to the show on the internet and this, Oh
you wait till I talked to her.

Speaker 11 (20:12):
All right, mister Dale, will listen before you go. Can
you tell me what is the baddest radio show in.

Speaker 6 (20:18):
The land, The Steve Harband Morning Show. Alright, that you told.

Speaker 1 (20:24):
Me you knew you didn't run into nobody else.

Speaker 6 (20:26):
I ain't here nobody because I'll be trying to pull
myself out their phone, So won't nobody.

Speaker 13 (20:30):
In me, you know?

Speaker 1 (20:32):
All right?

Speaker 5 (20:33):
By uh what I told y'all, I like when she
said whatever, when she got the car Mercedes whatever.

Speaker 1 (20:47):
No, no call it.

Speaker 9 (20:49):
The one is.

Speaker 1 (20:51):
The breathing, the breath and then she come back with
right back at you.

Speaker 9 (20:57):
You met your matcha and that one for sure, all right, nephew, Tommy,
all right.

Speaker 11 (21:03):
This weekend it is Charlotte North Cacka like it seemed
like y'all are ready, ready ready, I'm ready for y'all.
Y'all ready for me. Friday Night soul Out, Saturday Night
soul Out. Got two shows on Sunday. I got a
four o'clock it's probably got a my forty tickets left
right apro all right, all right, I'll let y'all know
about Jacksonville Duvall on the next prank call.

Speaker 9 (21:23):
Yeay, yay, all right, nephew, I love all rah by
the way, coming up next it is ask the CLO
Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey in the building. Right after this,
you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (21:42):
Hey, look, you can't.

Speaker 7 (21:43):
Let the urge to sing your favorite songs while you're
driving distract you from that truck drifting toward your lane or.

Speaker 8 (21:50):
That lane splitting biker creeping up beside you.

Speaker 7 (21:53):
Fortunately, every Honday offers advanced safety features that can alert
you to potential dangers around you.

Speaker 11 (22:00):
Right, because Honda is always working to ensure it the
road doesn't get you. Hondai vehicles have one over one
hundred and twenty IIHS Top Safety awards from two thousand
and six to twenty twenty four as of December twenty
twenty four.

Speaker 1 (22:13):
Coming up at the top of the hour.

Speaker 9 (22:15):
In entertainment news, a new survey shows that some people
aren't worried about filing taxes this year, waiting for DOGE
to eliminate the IRS. Numbers are in and target stamps
are yay, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (22:29):
Yes, just to play.

Speaker 9 (22:31):
Yeah. Numbers are in and target sales are suffering after
rolling back its DEI plan. All right, and Rihanna and
Asap Rocky are named as one of the most influential
couples in fashion. That's all coming up at the top
of the hour, But right now it is time for
us to ask the clo our Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey.

(22:54):
All right, this is from Raquel in Lake Charles. Raquel says,
I was a maid of honor in my sister's wedding.
Her best friend found out and had a fit, so
my sister told her she can be a maid of
honor too. I dropped out of the wedding. Is my
sister wrong for what she did? Or am I wrong
for my reaction?

Speaker 8 (23:13):
Wow? Yeah, it's your sister's wedding. It's not yours.

Speaker 7 (23:16):
If your sister wants two maids of honor, then she
gets two maids.

Speaker 8 (23:20):
It's her wedding, so you're her sister. She picked you
to be the maid of honor.

Speaker 7 (23:24):
Her best friend found out about it got upset, so
she made her the maid of honor. Also, you dropped
out the wedding because you want to be the only
maid of honor. It's not your wedding. It's your sister's wedding.
To me, that's what it see. If your sister, what
difference do it make. She's still your sister, she's still
getting married, and you still a maid of honor.

Speaker 9 (23:46):
It's not about you. It's not about you, Carl Well.

Speaker 12 (23:50):
Why she just couldn't be Just support her best friend,
let her sister be the maid, and then you be.

Speaker 1 (23:54):
In the park.

Speaker 12 (23:55):
You could still be in the wedding party. You'd be
a bridesmaid. What's the big deal? Some people just want
to be it.

Speaker 9 (24:02):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (24:03):
I ain't here and everybody don't know I'm it. I
don't want to be in it.

Speaker 11 (24:14):
Bro.

Speaker 8 (24:14):
I met a lot of people like that. You're right,
me in too, me and too.

Speaker 9 (24:19):
Yeah, yeah, all right, thank you, Clo. Moving on to
Chantey in Indianapolis, Chante writes, the drug store that my
husband and I've used for years started emailing receipts. I
was checking emails and saw a receipts receipt for two
prescription on my husband's card. But he said it's not
his receipt. If he's on medicine, why won't he admit it?

Speaker 7 (24:42):
God, there's too many ways around that. If you think
it's how old? Is is this biagara or something?

Speaker 9 (24:52):
He didn't say, He didn't she didn't say. Her name
is Chante.

Speaker 1 (24:57):
Oh that's y'all.

Speaker 11 (24:58):
Yeah, yeah, that's that's uh, that's tetracycling, he get me, Yeah.

Speaker 9 (25:04):
What.

Speaker 1 (25:06):
Tetricycling?

Speaker 8 (25:08):
Yeah, and tell me what is tetracycling.

Speaker 11 (25:13):
That's thing or it could be a mock sicilian or
as penicive.

Speaker 1 (25:17):
It's a cilic if one of them, just.

Speaker 7 (25:21):
Yeah, that's what that's when you got You don't get
penicillin no more. They don't even have the diseases we
get now. Penicilla can't happen. Nobody say they have some
penicilla in a while, some upgraded diseases.

Speaker 8 (25:38):
Not you gotta get something, you got get.

Speaker 9 (25:39):
Some ships there, hot mess, all right? Moving on to
Tyrone and Lexington, Tyrone writes, my wife has baggage from
her ex boyfriend that cheated on her many times. Her
insecurities are too much for me, and I'm tired of
being accused of cheating and lying.

Speaker 1 (25:57):
How do I leave this.

Speaker 9 (25:58):
Marriage without cause even more damage to her? Wow?

Speaker 7 (26:06):
I mean, bruh, You've already determined what it's gonna be, right,
so I don't.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (26:11):
It's no fixing this.

Speaker 7 (26:13):
Some people before they get in relationships need to get
healed first, so you know if you can't. But bro,
what you can't do is stay that. I'm in full
support of getting out. Matter of fact, I recommend.

Speaker 9 (26:29):
Out well, he's decided that, like you said, Coelo, but
he doesn't want to cause even more damage to her.
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (26:37):
Well, that ain't your job. That's not your job. You
ain't in the damaged reduction business. Now, it's noble of
you not wanting to hurt her. But you know you're
not gonna You're not gonna win this one. She need
to go talk to somebody, yes, and she's not.

Speaker 1 (26:55):
So where we at?

Speaker 9 (26:58):
But he didn't see any of this wild they were
dating feeler.

Speaker 8 (27:01):
Yeah, he saw it, but he got the kids when
they was dating.

Speaker 9 (27:06):
Too, But he married her anyway, So you know, why
do you guys do it?

Speaker 1 (27:21):
Yes? I do know.

Speaker 7 (27:22):
You know we always we can overcome a little bit.
If you find you're not, we're gonna try to work
with you if you find.

Speaker 9 (27:31):
So well he tried.

Speaker 7 (27:34):
Yeah, but fine, fine way off fast or or or
fine were off.

Speaker 9 (27:43):
It'll get you, but can keep you.

Speaker 1 (27:45):
That's what you're saying.

Speaker 7 (27:46):
Okay, oh fine, hit get ugly real fast.

Speaker 1 (27:51):
You better speak this more it don't take it.

Speaker 8 (27:54):
Don't take you know what man, you just got to
It's like.

Speaker 9 (27:57):
Why are you looking up in the sky right now?

Speaker 11 (28:00):
Just thinking of that way it's.

Speaker 9 (28:07):
It's really bad.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
Yeah, that's all.

Speaker 7 (28:11):
Well, ladies, I'm sorry, but you know we're talking about men.

Speaker 8 (28:14):
Now, we ain't that deep.

Speaker 11 (28:16):
We know.

Speaker 9 (28:18):
We were.

Speaker 15 (28:22):
U sign get ugly, real, f very visual. That's true,
it is, it is right right before my eyes.

Speaker 8 (28:33):
I've seen it happen.

Speaker 15 (28:36):
She went from fine to in a conversation super ugly.

Speaker 9 (28:42):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (28:43):
Whoa women say that about?

Speaker 9 (28:47):
Wow?

Speaker 7 (28:48):
We don't care, well, most won't fine anyway.

Speaker 9 (28:52):
What are you trying? What are you trying to stay?

Speaker 1 (28:54):
You and your one? You know what I'm saying. Finally,
go for him? Why am I sitting here?

Speaker 4 (28:59):
Go straight to it?

Speaker 1 (29:02):
Long? Oh, okay, all right for earth?

Speaker 9 (29:05):
All right? So last one, yeah, last one. It's good
to know you know what's in your hearts. Guys, all right,
what's fine?

Speaker 1 (29:17):
Look at.

Speaker 9 (29:19):
This is from Will and Phoenix Colo. Will's will writes,
I work in the kitchen at a popular new restaurant.
My girlfriend is an administrative assistant, and she thinks I
need a professional job like her. She basically told me
she's ashamed of my job. Should I look for a
new job or can I continue to do me?

Speaker 8 (29:39):
Hold away?

Speaker 1 (29:39):
Wait?

Speaker 8 (29:40):
Wait, what does he do?

Speaker 1 (29:41):
Sure?

Speaker 9 (29:41):
He works in the kitchen. He works in the kitchen
at a restaurant, and she's an administrative.

Speaker 7 (29:47):
She's an administrator, and she's now saying she's ashamed of
his job.

Speaker 9 (29:51):
Yeah, because she wants him to have a professional job
like her, not work in the kitchen. No. No, no,
Also boyfriend.

Speaker 8 (29:59):
Okay, So his question is what he wants to know,
what he should wants to question?

Speaker 9 (30:03):
Yeah, should he look for a new job or should
he just continue to do him?

Speaker 8 (30:08):
I think you need to look for a new woman.

Speaker 11 (30:10):
Thank you, cause she ain't no moment, you're right.

Speaker 9 (30:15):
Aft, all right, thank you, Celo.

Speaker 8 (30:21):
No, no, thank you?

Speaker 1 (30:23):
You sure? I cut today? All right?

Speaker 9 (30:25):
Coming up at the top of the hour, we'll have
some entertainment news for you right after this. You're listening
Harvey Morning Show. The Internal Revenue Service is not to
be played with. We all know that for sure. The
income tax filing deadline, of course every year, is April fifteenth,

(30:47):
and two weeks from now. You should not let anything
that you're hearing from DOGE affect how you file. According
to a survey by a consumer credit resource, Americans are
willing to take their chances this year with the IRS
because the new Department of government deficiency. That is, DOGE,
headed by Elon Musk, has fired so many workers in

(31:07):
the agency. The survey found that twenty four percent of
Americans say they're less concerned about making a mistake on
their tax return this year because they don't think they're
enough workers to catch it. Seventeen percent say they may
not even file their taxes this year because they don't
believe they will be audited. In response to the survey's outcome,
a credit Karma expert warned, quote, you definitely don't want

(31:31):
to mess with the IRS. So here's the question. Are
you filing or are you waiting for DOGE to eliminate
the irs?

Speaker 1 (31:39):
Dumb filed already?

Speaker 9 (31:41):
Wild?

Speaker 1 (31:42):
Please?

Speaker 9 (31:42):
Yes, I don't play.

Speaker 11 (31:47):
Not more black people to be listening to at all.

Speaker 16 (31:50):
Why you say that, we ain't got time for that
kind of mess.

Speaker 7 (31:56):
We're the first one they're gonna put in jail. Well,
they said, that's what Charley said in the story. Seventeen
percent of people are thinking about not filing at all. Yeah,
sixteen percent of them gonna be in prison.

Speaker 9 (32:07):
Yeah, you gotta file.

Speaker 7 (32:10):
Listen to me, man to get rid of the ISS.
It cannot happen. This country will crumble immediately because that's
where they get their money from.

Speaker 9 (32:22):
Well, you can't tell my girlfriend that she's black. She's
a staunch Trump supporter. She said, you wait, they will
eliminate the Internal Revenue Service. She's stuck on it. Nothing
so cool, that's cool.

Speaker 7 (32:36):
How do you think when when did Trump, Biden, Obama, Woodrow, Wilson,
or anybody else tell you you wasn't gonna have to
pay no more taxes?

Speaker 8 (32:51):
Donald Trump never even said that.

Speaker 7 (32:53):
Project twenty twenty five doesn't say that we live in
a tax country.

Speaker 12 (32:59):
The rich, I mean, you don't tell us what he pays.

Speaker 14 (33:03):
Well, if he pays, here's a deal.

Speaker 8 (33:07):
The tax loopholes. Listen, listen, here's the argument of the rich.

Speaker 7 (33:13):
One of the arguments, let's hear it, is that rich people,
because of the money they make, that they hire so
many people.

Speaker 8 (33:23):
That is a true fact.

Speaker 7 (33:26):
One of the write offs you get when you hire
a person is that's one of their write offs. So
what you try to do is you try to hire
people that provide a benefit for you or your business
or you personally, which helps you accomplish something in that
by giving them a salary, you now have a tax

(33:46):
write off from your income, but you're getting something in return,
a service. So rich people constantly talk about how many
companies they have a business that they run and how
many people they hire. But the problem that the Democrats
make is they want to keep constantly taxing the rich.

Speaker 8 (34:08):
To make them pay more.

Speaker 7 (34:10):
The argument from the rich becomes, why am I penalized
for doing better? Which is a valid argument, very very valid.
So now the more I make, the more you take.
That's crazy, and that's crazy, and that's why Biden was
talking about taking taxes up to sixty percent for the rich.

(34:33):
Now they gonna get together, put their money together, and
get their boy in office.

Speaker 1 (34:38):
Who ain't gonna go for that?

Speaker 7 (34:39):
And thus we have super packs supporting Donald Trump and
Donald Trump is president because the rich people are not finna.

Speaker 8 (34:45):
Let you do that today.

Speaker 9 (34:46):
Money, it's all about.

Speaker 12 (34:49):
It, and thank you for that money lesson sir, Yeah.

Speaker 7 (34:52):
I mean learn a whole lot right there. That's just
a small piece of it, y'all. There's a larger piece,
but that right there is the crux of it.

Speaker 9 (35:02):
Okay, So the question should go to you then are
you are you waiting or are you filing? Are you
waiting for dose to eliminate the irs alt.

Speaker 7 (35:10):
Dose not eliminating nor that's almost crazy, that's what they're saying.

Speaker 8 (35:16):
What dos just don't fix it?

Speaker 7 (35:17):
For if sodom rich boys don't have to pay as
my mum, which you did allow him to pay less match?

Speaker 9 (35:25):
Yeah all right, well moving on. If you've wondered if
the retail boycotts have made a difference, the answer is yes,
yes they have. According to a report from Numerator that
is an analytics firm, Black and Hispanic shoppers have shifted
their spending to Costco and Target stores have seen a

(35:45):
decline in store shoppers. The data shows a direct correlation
at Target's DEI rollback with a drop of nearly five
million shoppers. Five million shoppers have stopped shopping at Target.
Costco maintained it's strong d I d e I stands
and has seen an increase of seven point seven million

(36:07):
visits from new and existing customers. So there you go. Yeah,
making a difference, making a difference. Uh huh. You wonder
why Pastor Bryant is doing this, Jamal Bryant, Bishop Jamal Bryant,
And this is why.

Speaker 1 (36:22):
Yeah, it's true. Costco.

Speaker 4 (36:26):
Every Sunday, I'm in there every Sunday. I got a
foty eight pack of water.

Speaker 1 (36:31):
I got you. Yeah, I got my COO card.

Speaker 9 (36:34):
To come on, I just renewed mine. I just renewed
my Costco card.

Speaker 1 (36:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (36:39):
Can I ask a question?

Speaker 9 (36:40):
Yeah, don't say what is cost?

Speaker 7 (36:42):
If you say what is cost, no, I know what
it is. I see uh huh, I don't have no card.

Speaker 1 (36:50):
Going in there and get your love to see that.

Speaker 9 (36:54):
You can get the get your.

Speaker 1 (36:55):
Car right there, right there, start shopping, do Costco sell? Thanks?

Speaker 9 (37:02):
Tell everything.

Speaker 1 (37:06):
All right, shot spiders in there.

Speaker 9 (37:11):
We got that water though, coming up at thirty four
minutes after the hour. We'll play around it. One has
to go, one has to go. Right after this, you're
listening to the same Hardy morning show. Hey everyone at
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Speaker 3 (37:56):
Well.

Speaker 9 (37:56):
President Trump has spent just as much time on the
golf course as he has in the Oval office since
he was sworn in. According to Huffing huff Post, his
second term in office has seen a major spike and
taxpayer funded golf trips, totaling over twenty six million dollars
a year so far. Twenty six million dollars so far. Reportedly,

(38:18):
Trump has spent eighteen days at his golf properties, with
fourteen of those at his West Palm Beef Golf Courch course,
which is seen as a financial boost for his private business.
Each golf trip incurs extensive fees for operating Air Force One,
mobilizing Trump's presidential motorcade, and deploying Secret Service agents and

(38:38):
security equipment for each trip.

Speaker 1 (38:41):
So there you go.

Speaker 8 (38:43):
Nothing money you can do about that.

Speaker 9 (38:44):
No, no, nothing, no.

Speaker 1 (38:48):
Now, if go ahead, go aheads spent this.

Speaker 12 (38:53):
Amount of money playing golf, they will be having a fit.

Speaker 7 (38:57):
Well, which is one of the things that Trump near
bought up. They were talking about He's spending too much
time on the golf.

Speaker 12 (39:03):
Course, and now you're spending on this money causing taxpayers,
we're putting the bill.

Speaker 9 (39:11):
Well, yeah, he spent just as much time on the
golf course as he has in the Oval office. How
is that possible with everything going on in the world
right now?

Speaker 1 (39:20):
Girl, he's just off there sign and executive orders.

Speaker 8 (39:23):
You don't know what's going on.

Speaker 1 (39:24):
Get rid of this, get rid of that. Fired it.

Speaker 9 (39:28):
Let's play golf. Yes, terrible, Meet you on the back nine.

Speaker 7 (39:33):
Come on, Urnment, meet you on the back nine where
you learn that at Steve?

Speaker 9 (39:40):
Come on, now, come on on the golf course before.
What do you have golf tournaments every year?

Speaker 7 (39:48):
I don't know where you got that from. I've never
heard you say that ever.

Speaker 9 (39:52):
Oh, it's never come up, I guess.

Speaker 1 (39:54):
And what does it mean?

Speaker 7 (39:56):
Well, the golf course is divided into it's eighteen hol
and the front nine is nine, and then there's a turn.
Usually at a golf course, the turn is usually somewhere
around the clubhouse. So guys go to the bathroom, grab
a snack, something like that. But most most guys keep pushing.

Speaker 1 (40:15):
Yeah okay, but it's.

Speaker 7 (40:16):
Called at the turn, So you go down the golf
course one side and you get to the nine and
it turns and then you go down the next side.

Speaker 1 (40:25):
That's just okay. Do you have to play eighteen holes?
Can you just play nine?

Speaker 7 (40:30):
When you No, it depends on how your day going.
You'll stop at four. I've walked off that bad boy
at seven. Yeah. It just today ain't going right. I'm
not gonna see the turning today. Oh yeah, I played
six holes and went home.

Speaker 1 (40:49):
That's good.

Speaker 7 (40:49):
Okay, this is something ain't going right today, So gotcha.

Speaker 1 (40:56):
You have to play eighteen.

Speaker 8 (40:57):
I wish I could make it eighteen al the like.

Speaker 7 (41:00):
Sometimes you'll be playing and just it's hot out there
and you just exhausted, and you get to thirteen and go, hey,
let's play one more, and.

Speaker 8 (41:08):
You don't go to the club house.

Speaker 1 (41:11):
All right?

Speaker 9 (41:12):
Coming up at thirty four minutes after the hour, we'll
play around it. One has to go right after this.
You're listening to Steve Hardy Morning Show. It's time now
for a round of one has to go. One has
to go listen carefully, headphones, bluetooth speaker in your car
or Alexa.

Speaker 7 (41:34):
Alexa, I don't even have that, Yes you do, Alexa,
Yes I have.

Speaker 8 (41:41):
It went in your house.

Speaker 9 (41:44):
Don't you have it in your house?

Speaker 1 (41:45):
No, you don't have you don't let no white ladies
in his home anyway.

Speaker 12 (41:54):
Alexa play to Steve Harvey Morning Show, say that.

Speaker 8 (41:57):
I've never had Alexa ever.

Speaker 9 (42:00):
All right, one has to go Red Lobster Chili's Olive Garden. Junior, Oh, guard,
I knew it was gonna be chili.

Speaker 4 (42:10):
Never gonna be chilly.

Speaker 10 (42:13):
They better not throw chilies at I'm sorry, Junior, Red
Lobster Chili's Olive Gardens.

Speaker 11 (42:21):
I got to have that salad, that al of gorn,
and I got to have them biscuits and red. I'm sorry,
Oh chili is gone.

Speaker 8 (42:31):
I'll give it the red lost. I don't know what's
in red lost.

Speaker 9 (42:34):
With the biscuits.

Speaker 1 (42:36):
See, I shouldn't have been here.

Speaker 7 (42:40):
I'm not going to a seafood place to eat no bread.
It don't make no sense. They're so good, skins, shrimp
and all that. Don't what did y'all talking? Neptune platter
the neptune.

Speaker 8 (42:58):
And Junior, I ain't been the chilis in so long.

Speaker 7 (43:05):
Ain't nothing better, but it had to be the nineties
had to be the nightties. Well, I ain't been the
Chili's in the two thousand. I know good well, I
ain't been the Chilis. He went when they was established. Yeah,
and I've only been to Chili's maybe twice in my life,

(43:26):
I think. And what long time I think when the Kings,
I'm not really sure. I don't even remember.

Speaker 9 (43:32):
Okay, okay, all right, we're moving on. One has to go. Mosquitoes,
bumblebees or gnats? Which one, man? You can get the Yeah,
mosquitos all day?

Speaker 7 (43:48):
Oh, I had two mosquito bites on my ankle and
right on that ankle bone. Yes, yes, yes, in the
last a week on you damn here's he Hey, guys,
let me give you a mosquito toe. Okay, as soon
as you get a mosquito bite and you know it,
take an alcohol pad and press put pressure on it.

Speaker 8 (44:14):
It'll never itch.

Speaker 1 (44:15):
Okay, all right, immediately.

Speaker 8 (44:20):
Press that alcohol pad.

Speaker 7 (44:21):
You feel a little tingle that is soaked down in there,
and then boom, take it off.

Speaker 8 (44:26):
It'll never itch.

Speaker 1 (44:28):
I needed that. I needed that last.

Speaker 11 (44:30):
Night in the middle of my baseball game.

Speaker 1 (44:35):
Eating you up man.

Speaker 9 (44:37):
All right, one has to go. That's hammertoes. Big bunions
are very thick. Toenails. One has to go.

Speaker 11 (44:47):
Yeah, mean crusty. That's a big crusty tone. Then I
know what that is. That's what that is. That's crusty. Yeah,
get rid of that crust your tone.

Speaker 9 (45:00):
Now, hammertoes are big bunions?

Speaker 1 (45:03):
Which one bunions? Whose feet? Is this really.

Speaker 9 (45:14):
On the show?

Speaker 1 (45:17):
Nobody on this? No, no, we got that very big
toenails for sure.

Speaker 10 (45:23):
They have to goons and big and hammitoes. I've seen
that here, I got anty with them. I ain't man,
I've seen that. Yeah, what sideways, I've seen.

Speaker 1 (45:35):
Them hammitoes on top. You're walking on the side of
your foot.

Speaker 9 (45:42):
All right, all right, Last one, guys, big bank account,
big loving family or big down there? Which one?

Speaker 11 (45:50):
Oh, I'm keeping that bank account? He all I got
if I got that bank account, I'm big down there.
I think bank account.

Speaker 8 (46:00):
I don't get him. How you feel about it?

Speaker 12 (46:03):
You know?

Speaker 1 (46:04):
Cool? Whatever?

Speaker 9 (46:05):
All right, that's today's version of one has to go,
Thank you guys. Coming up next to is the Nephew
and today's prank phone call. Right after this, you're listening
to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, coming up
at four minutes after the hour, it's my strawberry letter
for today, and the subject is his personality comes from

(46:29):
a bottle. Marinate on for a minute. Yeah, it's not
what you think. Though, it's not what you think. We'll
get into it in just a few because right now
the nephew is here for today's prank phone call. What
you got for his nephew?

Speaker 11 (46:44):
Fairly, it's unfortunate, but we have to make these calls sometimes,
no matter how old child is. You know, we got
to step in and make that call. And it's hard
for us to do. You know, me being a person
at work at the school, you know it's hard for
me to make this call, but I got to go
on and make it. Title is your baby going back
to pre k? Your baby going back to pre Yes, yes, yes,

(47:07):
your child flunk pre k? Your baby going back to
pre k. Hey, hey, you gotta you gotta know it
when it's happened. Once they start coloring out that line,
Hey man, your baby going back to pre k?

Speaker 1 (47:18):
Okay it out next month. This is what you're doing.
We're going back to pre k.

Speaker 11 (47:24):
Your baby ain't finish to make it, okay, don't know
the colors can't stay in the line. These are science
that that you're not ready for a first but regularly
kindergart I'm sorry, let's go cat.

Speaker 1 (47:38):
Yes, I'm trying to reach missus Thomas. Please.

Speaker 11 (47:42):
My name is mister Stapleton. I'm actually the principal over
at elementary school. You're I'm looking at my records indicating
that your son, Thomas is going to be starting.

Speaker 1 (47:52):
His first grade.

Speaker 13 (47:54):
Baby is ready, right?

Speaker 1 (47:56):
Listen, miss Thomas.

Speaker 11 (47:57):
I've been going through actually all of the children records
that will be starting school, and I'm looking at your
son's grades from his kindergarten and.

Speaker 13 (48:08):
He did good.

Speaker 1 (48:09):
Well, No, not exactly.

Speaker 11 (48:11):
I mean there's been a few I actually spoke with
the teacher and who he was under in kindergarten, and
it seems like he just really wasn't up to par
as the rest of the children.

Speaker 13 (48:22):
Now his conduct, now, he talked, but he gets his work.
So what else is she saying on that that ain't right?

Speaker 11 (48:29):
Well, what's what it seems to be, ma'am, is that
his grades weren't up to par as the rest of
the other children. She did tell me he was a
disobedient child.

Speaker 13 (48:37):
No, he's disobedient and talking two different things.

Speaker 1 (48:40):
Come on, okay, well, man, listen.

Speaker 11 (48:42):
What we've decided here is we're gonna let little actually
do another year of kindergarten.

Speaker 13 (48:48):
Oh no, y'all ain't gonna let him do another year
of kindergarten.

Speaker 1 (48:51):
No sign, man, That's that's the only.

Speaker 9 (48:53):
Choice I have.

Speaker 1 (48:56):
No.

Speaker 13 (48:56):
We got our letter in the mail with our report
card the week after school's started, and it's said on
the back promoted. And if I got to get about
this couch and go get it, I'm gonna be out
because I'm telling you right now we will be in
the first grade kindergarten. Won't that hard. I'm not sure
what they told you about him, but it must be

(49:16):
the wrong.

Speaker 11 (49:18):
He doesn't understanding. He doesn't color as well as the
rest of the kids. He's all out of them. He's
out of the lines when he colored. He doesn't know
his numbers completely. And that's kind of what we need
when you first come into into.

Speaker 1 (49:31):
The first grade.

Speaker 13 (49:31):
When I can show you on this paper he did
satisfactory all the way through. Now you about the man
off and I'm already sick calling me with some by
my son blunking kindergarten.

Speaker 10 (49:42):
He ain't that kind of thing, does not color well, man,
I said coloring.

Speaker 13 (49:46):
Ain't got no do with that, dadgard kindergarten. He is
going to the first grade, and I'll be down there
on August twenty four.

Speaker 1 (49:52):
No, I will not be able to allow you to
get into school.

Speaker 13 (49:56):
God, mister, I'm sorry, and let me get let me
tell you, but let me go in and get my
pencil and pen because I don't live that far from
the school. And if y'all aren't ready down there causing
some conflict, I need to get up and go down
there because I'm not telling my baby when he come
home today, so he ain't going to the dadgun first, ma'am.

Speaker 1 (50:11):
I hate to say it, but I'm gonna have to refuse.

Speaker 13 (50:13):
Education from him on a You know what, I just
went back and put him in public school. I know
that was a stake in the first place. Food which
you are talking about some coloring. Give me your name
against her Stapleton, man, And what's that number down there?

Speaker 1 (50:27):
The number here is actually area code.

Speaker 13 (50:30):
Waitman, I got the number. Now, mind, I pulled up
this report card. I got the numbering your name on
the back of this paper. I tell you what I
was twenty fourth will be coming in there, going to
school and I might make a trip around there this
evening when I come.

Speaker 1 (50:41):
From the document.

Speaker 13 (50:43):
Is I'm not want to hear that calling. Ain't got
nothing to do with nothing else.

Speaker 1 (50:48):
It's not only color. His arithmetickets back all right, No,
are you working with him at home?

Speaker 13 (50:53):
When you're doing anything at home today? What you're trying
to say, I'm an incompetent parent.

Speaker 1 (50:58):
I'm just asking as a parent, are you working with
your child?

Speaker 13 (51:01):
Working with my child every day? He can read better
than he probably, no, he can't read. I can't read
better than you, because honestly, you read that wrong on
that paper that he's supposed to be going back to kindergarten,
when I know the paper said from his going to
the first grade. And I'm not listening to no more
this about him going backwards. Now, if you got a
problem with your paper work, maybe you need to go

(51:23):
talk to your secretary or somebody in there that wrote
my baby.

Speaker 1 (51:26):
Name down with your son's name, Thomas, ma'am, No, it ain't.

Speaker 13 (51:30):
Him, baby, I know it ain't him. You're not gonna
sit up and tell me my son is flocking kindergarten.
He is not going back to that kindergarten.

Speaker 1 (51:36):
Don't bring your son down here.

Speaker 13 (51:40):
I tell you what be ready to want me and
my husband, but we would be down there, Officer far
that pink shoes you to farm everything.

Speaker 1 (51:47):
You hear me, I will not be able to allow
him on education right now.

Speaker 13 (51:51):
I will come down there right now and make that
correction on that paper for you. Is not going back
to no kindergarten for no coloring?

Speaker 1 (51:59):
Can you bring down here and let him color for me?

Speaker 13 (52:01):
Like you talking at calling arithmetic on ourself? No, h no,
I'm sorry. Uh, we will be down there. I was
still twenty four. I will have this poor card in
my hand that says you have been promoted to the
first grade. And he's gonna have a mile on his face,
and so are you.

Speaker 1 (52:16):
I got one one thing I need to tell you.
Are you listening to me?

Speaker 13 (52:20):
I'm listening. You ain't saying nothing yet. You better say
something that sounded like the first grade, because I'm not playing.
I would go down to this dadgun administrative office, and
I had five because my son will be in that
first grade.

Speaker 1 (52:31):
Who are you raising your voice? Sat? Who are you
raising your voice?

Speaker 7 (52:34):
Said?

Speaker 13 (52:34):
You know you're talking crazy to me. I'm talking crazy
to you.

Speaker 9 (52:37):
What.

Speaker 13 (52:38):
I'm a ground woman. I don't need to be as
fraid to you.

Speaker 1 (52:40):
Why I'm trying to find did you graduate?

Speaker 13 (52:43):
Honey? I am a college degree person. I have a
great job. My husband and I do well for ourselves
and for our children. And that's why we know you're
not You're not even at work right now, man, I said,
I'm shake phone. I told you that when you call
him right on the doctor to call me now, partner
missing my phone call?

Speaker 1 (53:00):
Can you color because your son.

Speaker 13 (53:01):
Can't come color? What the question is that? To ask me?
Can I color? Why are you white or black? You
asked mesdressed me? Am I colored?

Speaker 12 (53:09):
No?

Speaker 1 (53:09):
I asked you?

Speaker 8 (53:10):
Can you color like your son?

Speaker 13 (53:12):
Some racist lines in there? Can you color?

Speaker 1 (53:15):
No?

Speaker 13 (53:17):
My color and me being colored ain't got nothing to
do with none of this. Is this a race thing?
Trying to make sure you send him back?

Speaker 1 (53:23):
No, I'm not trying to send him back. I want
to send him back to color to get his coloring together.

Speaker 13 (53:28):
You what that ain't got nothing to do with nothing?
And if you are the head person down there now,
you aren't competent and you are an illiterate. Call me
and tell me that my son has to go back
to the first grade. I got one you don't want
mixed up. I'll tell you what I'm through with this guy.

Speaker 3 (53:42):
I'm this.

Speaker 1 (53:43):
I'm gonna say one more thing, and I'm gonna be
out here. Are you listening.

Speaker 13 (53:46):
I'm listening that his.

Speaker 11 (53:47):
Nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just
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Speaker 13 (53:54):
I'm onna be felicious. I am going to beat her.
You're about to get to out the plain. I mean,
I'm right now, I'm in everything. Everything I'm gonna beat
up because you know I don't play when it comes
to my kids.

Speaker 11 (54:10):
Okay, that's all right, all right, But one more question, though,
What is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio
show in the land.

Speaker 13 (54:17):
That's Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (54:19):
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Speaker 9 (54:26):
I just can't believe he is wrong.

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Speaker 11 (54:32):
I told y'all the last hour was Charlotte. I'm on
my way and got the meet and greet at the Marquee.
At the Marquee, come hang out with your boy nephew.
Tell me and friends, it's a meet and Greek. Let's
get on back to business here. We got more dates.
We're doing Charlotte this weekend. Later on a Sunday, April thirteenth,
we're doing Bray comedy clubs. Everybody in La listen to
your boy, come hang out with me. That is Sunday night,

(54:54):
one night only at the Brell Comedy Club.

Speaker 1 (54:56):
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Speaker 11 (54:59):
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Speaker 11 (55:07):
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and we're gonna have a whole lot of fun.

Speaker 1 (55:12):
Next week, y'all.

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oh good? My dates like that calling just next year?
Here it is you come all right?

Speaker 9 (55:33):
Thanking of you coming up next. Strawberry letter. The subject
is his personality comes from a bottle. We'll get into
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Speaker 11 (56:38):
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We got it for you here. It is Strawberry letter.

Speaker 9 (56:42):
All right, nephew, thank you. Subject his personality comes from
a bottle. Dear Steven Shirley, I'm dating a man that
I met online, and I'm amazed by all of his personalities.
He's fun, loving and easy to get along with one day,
and the next day he's acting like the CEO of
a major corporation. In real life, he's a chief operating officer,

(57:06):
not a CEO. He's responsible for a lot of people
at work, and he said that he is always stressed.
When he's stressed, he whinds and needs everything done for him.
I've even removed his shoes and rubbed his feet when
it should be the other way around. Last weekend, I
discovered another personality, and that one loves to brag and lie.

(57:29):
We were with some of his friends, and they've known
him longer than I have, so I'm sure they knew
he was lying, but nobody would stop him. He said
he was buying a boat so we could sail away
on our honeymoon. He hasn't even talked to me about proposing,
but he told a group that he's been looking for rings.
I just sat there, confused, and then I noticed he

(57:50):
was drinking tequila. He and I usually don't drink. We
prefer to smoke weed before we go out, so we're
in a chilled mood. The tequila introduced the new character,
and I saw it again a few days ago. He
came over and it was late. He walked in my
bedroom with nothing on but his socks and dove into

(58:11):
the bed. This wild man managed to pull the sheets
off the bed and he made me sweat all of
my curls out. It was the best sexual experience we've
ever had. I blame it on the tequila. I told
him he needs to get his personalities in check, and
he laughed. I was not joking. I love the tequila sex,
and I wish I could take pieces from each personality

(58:33):
to make an ideal man. How do I deal with him? Okay,
so what's the problem.

Speaker 11 (58:40):
Now?

Speaker 9 (58:41):
What is the problem? Did you leave something out of
this letter? Because honestly, I don't see any issues here.
I think that one of the worst things you can
do is create a situation where there is none. These
are your complaints. This may not be the man for
use this plain and simple what you've discribed, and this
letter is pretty much a typical man. He gets up,

(59:04):
he goes to work, whether he's the COO or the CEO.
You say, he's in charge of a lot of people,
and he makes it do what it do? I mean, yes,
he's stressed. Aren't most CEOs and coos aren't they stressed? Yeah,
they're stressed. And it was your choice to rub his feet.
He didn't demand that you rub his feet like some
bully or some mean controlling man. And what man doesn't

(59:26):
brag and stretch the truth, you know, and lie a
little bit or a lot when he's out hanging out
with his friends. As far as the tequila goes, it
obviously makes him we'll call it romantic, okay, and want
you more? And you loved it. I mean, this man
seems like a pretty decent guy to me. Of course
he's not perfect.

Speaker 1 (59:47):
Who is.

Speaker 9 (59:48):
But I really think you should find something else to
complain about.

Speaker 7 (59:51):
I really do, Steve, I'm stunned. I'm stunned at, Joe
replied to this left. I was expecting you to go
to direct opposite the way. I am stunned.

Speaker 9 (01:00:03):
I didn't see anything wrong.

Speaker 8 (01:00:05):
With Well, let me tell you what's wrong with it.

Speaker 1 (01:00:11):
He crazy?

Speaker 7 (01:00:13):
See, you know, I'm dating a man I met online.

Speaker 8 (01:00:18):
I'm a mazed by all his personalities.

Speaker 7 (01:00:21):
He's fun, loving, easy to get along with one day
and the next day he's acting like the CEO of
a major corporation. This is the only part in the
lite letter where I struggle with what she said. The
one day he's acting like he's a CEO of a
major corporation. In real life, he's a c chief Operating

(01:00:42):
Order officer, not a CEO. The lady CEO COO, both
of them at the top, both of them working, both
of them, both of them under pressure. The CEO co
OO is the chief operating officer CEO means chief executive officer.
The only person that the cool answers to is the CEO.

(01:01:04):
The only person that the CEO answers to is the chairman.
The only person that the chairman answers to is the board.
He ain't far from the top. So that's the only
problem I had with you in this letter right there.
And then you know, then you say he's responsible for
a lot of people at work. Yeah, he is okay,

(01:01:27):
and he's stressed. Yeah, when he's stressed, he winds and
he needs everything done for him. This is why I
started having a little problem thoughing I've even removed his
shoes and rubbed his feet when it should have been
the old run.

Speaker 1 (01:01:40):
What you do it for then.

Speaker 7 (01:01:43):
I see, I don't like people doing stuff for me begrudgingly.
You're rubbing to the hard. Then he said, last weekend
undiscovered another person lovely that that one loves to brag.

Speaker 8 (01:01:59):
And okay, you know this this levels to him.

Speaker 7 (01:02:09):
We were with some friends and they've known him longer
than I have, so I'm sure they knew he was lying,
but nobody would stop him.

Speaker 8 (01:02:15):
I'm gonna tell you something about us other men. We
love a good lie. We recognize it.

Speaker 7 (01:02:23):
We know dog line is dog boy boy dog over
that line got it be crazy boy?

Speaker 1 (01:02:30):
Did you hear what he said?

Speaker 7 (01:02:31):
Knowing?

Speaker 1 (01:02:34):
He said he had six girls at war time. He
don't get the way anyone before a MEDEO.

Speaker 7 (01:02:43):
See, we love we love that. So when I come back,
I'll just tell you that I'm up. This love is
kind of crazy because.

Speaker 9 (01:02:53):
What all right? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:02:54):
What all right?

Speaker 9 (01:02:56):
Hang on, Steve, We'll have part two of your response
coming up at twenty three minutes after the hour today's
Strawberry Letters subject his personality comes from a bottle. We'll
get back into it right after this. You're listening to
the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Hey, everyone, at your girl

(01:03:16):
Shirley strawberry here. April six is National ASA E Bowl
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come on, let's recap today's strawberry letter. It's kind of crazy.
The subject is his personality comes from a bottle.

Speaker 7 (01:03:54):
Yeah, this lady met this guy then Daton on line.
He had a good relationship. He's a great guy. He's
fun of it and easy to get along with. But
it actually and now he's acting like to see off
a major corporation in real life. He's a COO, not
a CEO. Lady, you two technical. Yeah, he's responsible for

(01:04:17):
a lot of people that work. And he said he's
always stressed. Well, people that got jobs like that, they
are stressed. If you drive a PEPSI truck in the hood.
You stressed, you know, if you were on cable lines,
you stressed. Anyway, Then he winds I have to give

(01:04:39):
him foot rubs. It should be the other way around.
We go out with some friends as another personality that
he loves to brag and lie y'all without some friends
that known him longer than you, and they knew he
was lying, but nobody said nothing. I want to just
chair this with you, that men love a good line.

(01:05:00):
If I'm sitting around one of my boys and he
blowing it up and he lying real good, I'm very supportive.

Speaker 9 (01:05:08):
What are you saying? Stuff like?

Speaker 1 (01:05:09):
What come?

Speaker 11 (01:05:10):
Man?

Speaker 7 (01:05:10):
Hell?

Speaker 1 (01:05:11):
Yeah, I know that's right. Blow it up, blow it up,
talk about it man? What else you do?

Speaker 8 (01:05:22):
And then that encouraged him to go boat.

Speaker 1 (01:05:28):
He said.

Speaker 7 (01:05:30):
One of the lies he told was he was buying
a boat so we could sail away on our honeymoon.

Speaker 8 (01:05:39):
Last time you heard a black person say that sailing?

Speaker 1 (01:05:47):
No good?

Speaker 7 (01:05:47):
Hell well, we ain't big on sailing. We really lost
our taste for sailing after that first big boat ride.
That's why don't really consider that much.

Speaker 6 (01:06:01):
Uh.

Speaker 7 (01:06:02):
Anyway, he hasn't talked to me. He ain't even talked
to me about proposing. Well, why would he do that?

Speaker 1 (01:06:11):
A proposal is usually a surprises.

Speaker 7 (01:06:15):
Why would he talk to you about yo, I'm thinking
about proposing to you?

Speaker 1 (01:06:18):
What you think?

Speaker 8 (01:06:19):
Ain't nobody fit to do that?

Speaker 7 (01:06:21):
So I think he's okay there, But he told the
group that he's been looking for rings he could have.
I just sat there confused, and then I noticed he
was drinking tequila. He and I usually don't drink. Now
this one, I knew the shoe was crazy. We prefer
to smoke weed before we go out. Wise we and

(01:06:44):
here drinking is tequila. We just smoke this weed for
we got so we can be chilled. Now both y'all drunk.
Y'all drunk and chewed everybody tore up. You know, lady,
I'm so sick of this letter already. Huh. Then I
noticed he was drinking tequila. The tequila introduced a new chapter,

(01:07:08):
and I saw it again. A few days ago, he
came over.

Speaker 8 (01:07:11):
It was late. He walked in my bedroom and nothing
on but his socks. Dove into the bed.

Speaker 7 (01:07:16):
This wild man managed to pull the sheets off the
bed and made me sweat all my curls out. It
was the best sexual experience we've ever had. I blamed
it on the tequila. I told him he needs to
get his personalities in check, and he laughed.

Speaker 8 (01:07:35):
I was not joking.

Speaker 7 (01:07:37):
I'm sick of all this you doing, sitting up in
there acting like you're a CEO when you is really
just a coo Oh. I'm some sicker you whining about
all this stuff you got to do. I'm so tired
of you getting around your friends, lying, talking about you
buying a boating and bought a ring. You ain't even
discuss no ring. And then you're gonna get yourself drunk
on some tequila. Come in and jump on me. We're

(01:07:58):
gonna tag these beds up. What my curs is the
best sex I ever had. And then I want you
to get your personality together, lady, make up your mind.

Speaker 1 (01:08:08):
It's the best you've ever had.

Speaker 7 (01:08:09):
He's a good guy, he's jovial, he's he's fun in
real life. All of is so you could say, I
wish he could take pieces from each personality to make
an ideal man.

Speaker 1 (01:08:20):
How do I deal with him?

Speaker 8 (01:08:22):
Okay, why don't you do this? Why don't you get
somebody else?

Speaker 7 (01:08:27):
Why don't you stop seeing him and get somebody else,
or are you the person that's looking for the perfect
man which does not exist. Listen, something comes with everybody
in your life. Something's going to come with everybody that

(01:08:47):
you meet. Something comes with everybody you have. You just
have to find that somebody that's worth all the stuff
that come with it and weigh it out and do
the pros outweigh the cons and tad, how can you
deal with it? Obviously you can, because I ain't heard

(01:09:09):
you talk about leaving none of them. You ain't trying
to leave the coo. You ain't trying to see the cat.
You ain't trying to leave the captain of the boat.
You ain't trying to leave the dude that might buy
the ring, and you ain't trying to do that. Come
over there on tequila. You ain't trying to leave none

(01:09:29):
of them? So where you going?

Speaker 8 (01:09:33):
It seemed to me like you met the best man
you've ever had before.

Speaker 9 (01:09:39):
All right, thank you, Steve. Leave your comments that, Yeah,
where's the problem here? Leave your comments on Today's Strawberry
Letter on Instagram and Facebook at Steve Harvey FM. Now
coming up next, it is Junior in the Building with
Sports Talk as the all always is. I know you

(01:10:00):
got something good for us Junior coming up right after this.

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Speaker 9 (01:10:38):
It is time now for junior and sports talk. What
you got for It's junior, all right, Shirley.

Speaker 4 (01:10:43):
But before I get to that, I just got to
let everybody know that Mother's Day is coming.

Speaker 1 (01:10:46):
In this month's Day.

Speaker 10 (01:10:47):
Comedy jam in Jacksonville on maya livin right there in
jais Jacksonville the.

Speaker 1 (01:10:52):
City right now, y'all. We we we holiday boys. That's
what we don't do. Holliday. Holliday.

Speaker 9 (01:10:57):
We got something going on.

Speaker 1 (01:10:58):
So here is man.

Speaker 4 (01:10:59):
He's gonna be me and Sheryl Underwood. Yes, yes, yes, called.

Speaker 1 (01:11:02):
I want you to say Duval like the new coach
for the Jazz.

Speaker 4 (01:11:06):
I can't do it, but I'm gonna do it.

Speaker 10 (01:11:08):
Though.

Speaker 4 (01:11:09):
He just said duvall dude, ball.

Speaker 9 (01:11:13):
Like he was calling someone named m caball for the
Jacksonville Jaguars. Duvall, dude.

Speaker 1 (01:11:21):
I said, Man, this is not You're not gonna be
there hell. And then also, man, I got to.

Speaker 10 (01:11:29):
Let y'all know, man, it is that time of year,
June seventh in Dallas, Texas and the df W UH Metroplex,
the kers Who five K running Fun Walk for Sickle
Sell for our ten uere and Adversary cheers to six
years at the Market Hunt Hill Bridge.

Speaker 1 (01:11:44):
We're gonna see y'all there.

Speaker 4 (01:11:46):
Man, come on out and walk for this cause.

Speaker 10 (01:11:47):
Man, it's a great cause. So glad to be doing
it again for ten years. I've been doing that. So
you want to register right now, just go to kres
Hope dot org. That's k I E R s Hope
dot org. Will see y'all on June seventh at the
Mark Honeyhill Bridge in Dallas, Texas.

Speaker 4 (01:12:02):
Okay, let's get to some forts.

Speaker 7 (01:12:04):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (01:12:04):
The women's final four set the women's Final.

Speaker 10 (01:12:06):
Four is set, and man, you see a versus Ukon
and South Carolina versus Texas.

Speaker 1 (01:12:12):
Boy, I'm on South Carolina.

Speaker 4 (01:12:15):
Don Stalley back at it again.

Speaker 1 (01:12:18):
She's the goat. She got to be the goat.

Speaker 4 (01:12:20):
She's back at it again.

Speaker 1 (01:12:22):
Man, So this is gonna be a great final four.

Speaker 9 (01:12:24):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:12:25):
I want them to win.

Speaker 9 (01:12:26):
Man.

Speaker 10 (01:12:26):
I just like the way don handle it. She so
has so much classes. This is gonna be the three peak, man.
She's going for the three peak, and that should make
her the goat, right there? Three peady to go, all
ready to go? Yeah, So that's something for the women's
final four. Okay, In the NFL, this is concerning, but

(01:12:47):
it is not really excerned. But it is concerning though,
because they're trying to ban the toush push, the toush
push that the Philadelphia Eagles with Jayden Hurst and everybody
just get behind jail and push him.

Speaker 4 (01:12:57):
They trying to. Yeah, the quarterbacks need but it ought
to feel good for Jayleen. I wouldn't want nobody just
grabbing my behind for a first down.

Speaker 1 (01:13:05):
That's for show.

Speaker 4 (01:13:06):
If we can't find another plate, yeah working.

Speaker 9 (01:13:11):
But laws speak for yourself, junior, Go ahead.

Speaker 4 (01:13:17):
All right, every time I'm in the huddle, I call
that play.

Speaker 1 (01:13:22):
Yeah, me and Shirley, we'll beat the offensive line. We
got your food, We got your food, Eagles on three.

Speaker 4 (01:13:31):
Don't worry about Jayleen, push.

Speaker 1 (01:13:37):
Go ahead, all right, we rehearse ladies.

Speaker 9 (01:13:43):
Can I have At the top of the hour, a
lady is having trouble deciding if she should be a
side check or not. She needs some advice. We'll give
into that right after this. You're listening to the Steve
Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve, this is from Dana
in Lansing. Dana says, I've dated a man that was

(01:14:06):
getting divorced. Things got complicated, so I left town without
telling him I was leaving. I ghosted him. I ran
into his daughter when I was in town visiting my mom.

Speaker 1 (01:14:16):
Recently.

Speaker 9 (01:14:17):
She said her dad is getting married again. I got
his number from her, and he was happy to hear
from me. To make a long story short, we may
love during my trip home, and he's been calling me
non stop. The only problem is is that he's still
getting married. I would be his side chick all over again.
I'm fifty two and hate dating, So is it crazy

(01:14:37):
to settle for a sure thing or should I walk
away from this man again?

Speaker 8 (01:14:43):
Wait a minute. Settle for a sure thing?

Speaker 9 (01:14:46):
Yeah, the sure thing a shape pull up.

Speaker 7 (01:14:48):
So you were dating the man. You're fifty two years old.
You're dating a man who was getting a divorce. Yeah,
something happened in your life. So you ghosted and you
left town. You came back to town, ran up into
his daughter, got his number, and come to find out
he's getting married to someone else. Right now, y'all had

(01:15:12):
a sexual affair while you was at home. Yeah, and
now he's calling you non stop. Now she wants to know,
is it okay?

Speaker 9 (01:15:23):
Yeah, she wants to know. Is it crazy to settle
for a sure thing?

Speaker 14 (01:15:27):
Is it crazy to settle for a sure thing, which
is to be his side Yeah? Because if she hates dating,
she hates.

Speaker 8 (01:15:35):
Because she hates Dayton.

Speaker 7 (01:15:36):
Yeah or yeah, or she's okay, So you hate Dayton,
but you like being the side piece.

Speaker 9 (01:15:45):
Because it's a sure thing.

Speaker 1 (01:15:47):
So you got to being a side piece is a
sure thing?

Speaker 7 (01:15:49):
Yeah, okay, So you have no aspiration of being like
the main item on the menu. So like, let me
ask you this, lady, So you cool being the slow
at Kentucky Fried Chicken.

Speaker 8 (01:16:03):
He don't ever won't be the chicken.

Speaker 9 (01:16:05):
Yeah, because it's a sure thing, Steve, that's the part
you keep missing. It's a it's a sure thing to
be the slaw because she doesn't like dating.

Speaker 7 (01:16:14):
Yeah wow, you know, lady, that explains why you're fifty
two and you buy yourself or that explains it?

Speaker 9 (01:16:23):
Or does she.

Speaker 8 (01:16:26):
See?

Speaker 7 (01:16:27):
The sure thing of being the side piece assures you
of one thing. You're never going to be the whole piece,
and anybody can make you the side piece when they
feel like it.

Speaker 5 (01:16:38):
So he was.

Speaker 1 (01:16:39):
So when he gets tied of you and cast.

Speaker 7 (01:16:42):
You to the side, then then what happens to you?
You're free to go to pursue another married man and
become another side piece.

Speaker 9 (01:16:49):
Yeah, lady, But but you know, on the other hand, happy,
can you shut up?

Speaker 1 (01:17:00):
I'll keep pass them by. People's happy, I mean he's happy.

Speaker 9 (01:17:03):
We don't want people to be happy.

Speaker 1 (01:17:07):
Everybody can't be a protein. Some people want to be
a vegan, be a you know, some people don't be.

Speaker 9 (01:17:19):
Oh wow, yeah? Or should she walk away from this
man again?

Speaker 7 (01:17:23):
So sure?

Speaker 1 (01:17:24):
All right? Yeah, you're sick of her already? The sure thing?

Speaker 9 (01:17:31):
Yeah, and this food get in just yeah, why can't
they be happy left.

Speaker 1 (01:17:35):
We have people who aid ignorance. That's what he does.

Speaker 9 (01:17:40):
Okay, this one.

Speaker 1 (01:17:42):
Overlooking that happy.

Speaker 9 (01:17:47):
I don't think we have time for another one, but
I'll try and get it in if we can.

Speaker 1 (01:17:52):
Uh.

Speaker 9 (01:17:53):
This one is from Tia in Baltimore. She said, my
husband wakes up and grabs his phone before he can
even kiss me. I got up the other morning and
started getting ready for work, and he was ready to
make love. I jokingly told him to make love to
whoever he texts every morning. He lost it and said
I offended him by assuming he was texting a woman.
I feel bad because it was just a joke. Well

(01:18:14):
not really. Why did he get so offended by it?

Speaker 8 (01:18:18):
Because that's how you do it. You gotta be super
offended back.

Speaker 7 (01:18:21):
Oh, we've got quit grabbing that phone first thing in
the morning every morning.

Speaker 4 (01:18:27):
Who I get to work? I showed you every morning.

Speaker 1 (01:18:31):
Okay, in trouble, you normally don't go that brave.

Speaker 9 (01:18:38):
Somehow, coming up at twenty minutes after, we'll have more
of the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right after this. You're
listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Well, guys, a
woman in Germany did not let her age keep her
from doing what she loves. What does she love?

Speaker 1 (01:18:57):
You ask?

Speaker 9 (01:18:58):
She loves having babies. Alexandria Hildebrandt just gave birth to
her tenth child. She's sixty six years old.

Speaker 1 (01:19:08):
Who wow, wow, Alexandra.

Speaker 11 (01:19:11):
She insists that she did them onto that.

Speaker 9 (01:19:15):
She said she did it naturally, without any help, any
fertility drugs, any of that. It's a baby boy. His
name is Philip. He was delivered via c section at
a healthy seven pounds and thirteen ounces. He was welcomed
by his nine siblings, who range in age from two
to forty six. She had her first child that joined me.

Speaker 16 (01:19:39):
Yeah, yeah, your daddy, old Philip is already an uncle,
all right, Ye.

Speaker 4 (01:19:50):
Yeah, got a caffeine habit.

Speaker 1 (01:19:53):
Baby came I drinking coffee. Sixty six. Let's not skip
over the sixty six year old gave birth.

Speaker 9 (01:20:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:20:01):
I think that's awesome. But john are looking at without
a miracle. Who is the daddy that's making these babies
over there?

Speaker 9 (01:20:08):
How old is he is?

Speaker 1 (01:20:09):
The question? Yeah? Yeah, who is that?

Speaker 9 (01:20:11):
Soldier Philip senior?

Speaker 11 (01:20:14):
Probably Oh no, no, the junior been going Philip. Ain't
finna make it.

Speaker 9 (01:20:20):
Make congratulations though, to Alexandra hillebrandt Age sixty six with
her tenth child. All right, coming up, we'll have more
of the Steve Harvey Morning Show. We'll play around it.
Would you rather right after this? You're listening to the
Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 1 (01:21:09):
As of December twenty twenty four.

Speaker 9 (01:21:12):
It's time now for a rounded would you rather? Would
you rather a jogging suit with dress shoes or a
suit with casual slides.

Speaker 1 (01:21:20):
As f.

Speaker 9 (01:21:23):
A suit?

Speaker 1 (01:21:23):
Now we're talking. Oh that joggle looks straight crazy? You
straight crazy? You got a job.

Speaker 7 (01:21:30):
It is here.

Speaker 1 (01:21:34):
As Uncle Lear all dayd on.

Speaker 7 (01:21:38):
Cause you can make the can they got some slides
with a suit that can look real realost that's the.

Speaker 1 (01:21:44):
Route we're gonna have to take you.

Speaker 9 (01:21:45):
Yeah, gotta go with that, all right? Would you rather
have a wooden fence or a wrought iron fence?

Speaker 7 (01:21:53):
Hey?

Speaker 11 (01:21:53):
All, b.

Speaker 9 (01:21:57):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 7 (01:22:00):
That if you gets some crime tape round here's y'all.
Anything to keep something out.

Speaker 9 (01:22:08):
Of there, all right? Sardines and crackers or tuna and crackers.

Speaker 1 (01:22:16):
I was raised up on both. Well, yeah, well we're
doing and we moved up. Yeah you oh you can't
do sardine.

Speaker 8 (01:22:26):
No, I'm not.

Speaker 1 (01:22:29):
All we ain't.

Speaker 8 (01:22:30):
No, I'm not ever again.

Speaker 13 (01:22:32):
No, all right?

Speaker 9 (01:22:35):
Would you rather hum while your wife is talking? Or
would you rather turn up the music in the car?
Which one you want to hum?

Speaker 1 (01:22:42):
Or? One of them was an argument? You better believe it.
I know you're not humming. Hum cut the music? Watch
she talking crazy? I'm a hum something she liked.

Speaker 8 (01:22:56):
But you know, I'm probably the only person on this
show that listens to no music in the car.

Speaker 7 (01:23:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:23:03):
I usually don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:23:05):
You don't listen to music in the car quite yeah,
because normally, well usually I'm in the car either going
to work or coming from work, and when once work
is over, I need pure solace because I had enough
record in my head all that I got.

Speaker 8 (01:23:21):
First of all, we got four hours of this in
the morning.

Speaker 9 (01:23:23):
Yes, then.

Speaker 8 (01:23:26):
I gotta go to family feud.

Speaker 1 (01:23:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:23:30):
Who we just had the stupidest family of all.

Speaker 1 (01:23:33):
Time on this God, you can't say that.

Speaker 7 (01:23:39):
Man, I'm talking about man, who are these people? And
then how I know they're stupid? These ain't jeopardy questions, Steve?

Speaker 1 (01:23:54):
It is all right?

Speaker 9 (01:23:57):
Would you rather have a beef with fifty cent? Or
would you rather have a beef with stephen A.

Speaker 1 (01:24:02):
Smith?

Speaker 11 (01:24:02):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:24:03):
Stephen A Smith. Steve, I'm gonna wind that one. I
can't have the fifty He gonna do me on the
social media. I ain't gonna do. I'm talking about drag you.

Speaker 7 (01:24:16):
All I gotta do is keep talking to Steve and
he gonna say something stupid.

Speaker 9 (01:24:22):
All right, guys, that's today's round of would you rather?
Coming up next to It is our last break of
the day, and we'll close out the show with the
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to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Own the Dream. All right, guys, here we are, last
break of the day on this Wednesday. Steve, how you feeling,
I'm good?

Speaker 7 (01:25:16):
Exclosed remarks cont of encourage everybody. You know what, folks,
I want to encourage you all to follow your dreams.
I want to encourage you all to pursue your visions.
Look this business you want to open, get started, That

(01:25:36):
school you want to attend, get started, that job you
want to have, go for it. That certification you need,
go make it happen. Those extra hours you need for
credit to get your accomplishment achieved, go do it.

Speaker 1 (01:25:58):
But folks, listen to me. Whatever it is you're setting.

Speaker 7 (01:26:02):
Out to do, you have to be prepared to give
your all because that's what's going to be required. Because
every time you set out to accomplish something, you are
going to be tested because that is what's required in
the pursuit of anything that's of value. You are going

(01:26:27):
to be tested. If you want a relationship with that
man or that woman, you're gonna be tested. If you
want to stay together, you're gonna be tested. But you
have to understand that that's a part of the process.
Now you want to know what the other part is.
The tests are hard. These are hard test. These ain't

(01:26:52):
easy test. This ain't one plus one.

Speaker 11 (01:26:55):
No.

Speaker 7 (01:26:57):
This stuff is a squared and this stuff is physics,
this stuff is algebra. This stuff is complicated. Man, it's
going to be hard. Success is hard. You hear this
saying all the time. How many times you got to
hear that if success was easy, everybody would have it.

Speaker 8 (01:27:19):
Well, let me tell you why. Because it's hard. It's
really hard.

Speaker 7 (01:27:26):
So fix your mind, straighten up your attitude, put a
being in your back, brace yourself.

Speaker 8 (01:27:37):
Because it's hard. It's just hard. I don't have another
way to put it to you.

Speaker 9 (01:27:44):
Man.

Speaker 7 (01:27:46):
Now I can tell you one thing, though, The heart
becomes better and easier to deal with if you have
a relationship with God. I will tell you that for sure.

Speaker 1 (01:28:01):
So while you're.

Speaker 7 (01:28:02):
Being tested, it would really, really be helpful if you
had a conversation with somebody who had been through it before,
who knows the way. God knows the plans he has
for you, and his plans for you aref for you

(01:28:22):
to prosper The devil's job is to rob you of
your destiny. You got to be clear about this. Listen
to me, y'all. God created you in the image of himself.
He wants you to shine and be prosperous. He wants
your life to be a testament to his goodness. But

(01:28:43):
you have decisions you have to make. I was watching
this kid who was getting sentenced and he had done
a despicable crime and one of his he was in
jail waiting and he wrote a rap song. And in
this rap song he was questioning God. And I don't

(01:29:06):
remember exactly how it went, but it was I'm questioning
God since he made me and says he knows my future.
If he knew this, why am I behind these walls? Well,
because you have the power of choice. See not God

(01:29:26):
knows who you are. But God, when he created us,
we're the only creation he made who gave us complete
power of choice. You get to decide between doing the
right thing or the wrong thing. You get to decide that. So,
now God has a life for you that he wants

(01:29:48):
you to have. But if you let the devil come
in and persuade you and get you to make an
alternate alternative decisions, you're not gonna get to where God
wants you. Because God wants you to prosper and have
a life. But the devil's job is to rob you
of your destiny. So if you're listening more to God,

(01:30:09):
you got a better chance of getting that life of prosperity.
But if you listening to the devil, then you finna
get robbed of that. How that don't make.

Speaker 1 (01:30:18):
Sense to you?

Speaker 7 (01:30:20):
How you're not understanding that part. Stop blaming God when
something go bad in your life. When you have a
full set of decisions you get to make the whole time. Now,
understand something. All of us, whether we believe in God
or not, are trying to do his will or not,
are going to be tested. The opposing opposition will be

(01:30:43):
put in front of you constantly. Temptation. No one is
free of it. You are going to have to face
and deal with this constantly until you leave this world.
It's how you make your decisions about it. That determine
the way that you go. Every bad spot I found
myself in when I really stood back and looked at it,

(01:31:04):
I did that.

Speaker 8 (01:31:07):
I did that. I picked that person, I pursued that person.
I did that.

Speaker 1 (01:31:14):
I did that.

Speaker 7 (01:31:16):
I said I'm going over here instead of going over that,
I went left instead of right.

Speaker 8 (01:31:21):
I did that.

Speaker 7 (01:31:23):
So when I end up somewhere crazy, I go right
back to that decision. That's the best way to fix it.
Fix yourself and your decisions and you can fix your outcome.
Y'all get a relationship with God, because it's hard out
here and it's better with Him. Okay, those are my
closing remarks today. Hope you got something from it. It
was a little all over the place, but hey, numbering days,

(01:31:46):
I'll be all right and you will too.

Speaker 1 (01:31:48):
Talk to God.

Speaker 8 (01:31:48):
He loved you.

Speaker 11 (01:31:55):
For all.

Speaker 9 (01:31:55):
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