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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today show is pre recorded.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Y'all know what's y'all.

Speaker 3 (00:05):
Don't know y'all at all.

Speaker 4 (00:10):
So given the.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
Busy yeah listening to.

Speaker 5 (00:26):
Show, I don't, Joy, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
Joy, you gotta do this. You turn.

Speaker 6 (01:31):
I can't.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
I got to turn the mouth turn You probably got
to turn the mouth turn out, turn the water of
the moat. Jud come.

Speaker 7 (01:58):
Come out, you're thinking, I sure will, But come on,
and everybody you're listening to the voice, come on, dig
me now.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
One and only Steve Harvey got a radio show.

Speaker 7 (02:12):
Man, if I had time enough to tell the whole trip,
the whole journey, and y'all would be sitting up in
there going, okay, Steve, are we going to play the
show this week? But man, it's been a lot of
amazing things has happened to me over the years, and

(02:32):
not all of them good. It's been some amazingly bad
things that have happened too. But I just come on
in the morning as a reminder to everybody of the
actual goodness of God, that you know, man, that these
mistakes that you're making, that these setbacks that you keep having,

(02:53):
that these falls that keep occurring in your life, that
they all are leading you somewhere if you just.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
Don't ever give up. That's the key.

Speaker 7 (03:04):
You can never ever give up because you don't know
how the trip has been laid out for you. You know,
if somebody had told me years ago when I had
the dream of being on TV and then I thought
about being one of one of the best comedians I
could be, you know, when I when I started, if

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somebody had told me everything that was gonna have to
happen in order for me to get there, I would
have changed it. I would have I would have said, Okay,
well I ain't gonna be that. How about this? See
and no one can know all of the events of
their life ahead of time. You know, it'd be so nice,

(03:47):
wouldn't it. You know, to prepare for it, see it come,
and be aware of the haters, always knowing when the
backstabing moment is coming in your life, always knowing when
you gonna get blindsided by the enemy. Were really great
to know that, wouldn't it. Well, that's not how it works.
So since no one knows exactly the challenges and the

(04:13):
pitfalls and the detours that's gonna beset them, it's it's
it's imperative that you just don't give up because see,
knowing these things, we as human beings by nature, would
choose another route. But it ain't the route God God
for you, though. See the route God God for you.

(04:35):
If you if you're trying to do the right thing,
if you're doing the best you can, if you ain't
out here just intentionally just messing over, folks, If you
using faith and that's the belief in things that you
cannot see. If you have something on the inside of
you to keep saying there's got to be more to
life than that, then that's that's you. You, my friend,

(04:58):
have a great chance here. And if you've ever had
that feeling then gave up on it, just get it back,
Just ask for it back, Just say, hey man, I'm
getting back to the way I used to be because
there's a change that's available in your life.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
But you got to take it. You got to take
a shot at it. Folks.

Speaker 7 (05:18):
There's a chance for you to get it right, but
you gotta take a shot at it. Folks, There's a
chance for you to turn this whole thing around with
God's help, but you got to take a shot at it.
You See, this decision is yours, the decision to lay
down to give up.

Speaker 2 (05:34):
That's yours. It ain't even just got too hard for me?

Speaker 7 (05:37):
Life too much, man, life hard and too much for everybody.
What I got to get you to See? My father
used to always tell me, it says, some best lessons
in life, the one your value and learn the most
is a bout lesson. I didn't quite understand that being young,
but I showed got it.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
Now.

Speaker 7 (05:56):
Ain't no lesson like a bout lesson. The one you
pay for. Those are the ones that hold to you,
that stick to you, that that start turning you into
who you're going to be. Those are the character builders. See,
you got to be forged to get to where you
want to go in life. See, that's what the challenges
and missteps is for. That's what the failing is about.

Speaker 2 (06:18):
Now.

Speaker 7 (06:18):
I know you don't like it. I didn't. I know
you not comfortable with I wouldn't. I know you wish
it was over sooner than later.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
I always do.

Speaker 7 (06:27):
I always wanted to be over sooner than later because
the later, Man, it just seems like it's so much
I got to go through.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
But let me tell you something, man, if you can,
if you can.

Speaker 7 (06:39):
Forge your way through it and understand that you are
forged in life.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (06:45):
I was on TVN one time when I was doing
one of my motivational speeches, and I began to wonder
about this experience I had at Ford Motor Company and
my last job after the auto industry started going down,
my last job was in the foundry and my job
was to stand at the end almost where the engines

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first come out of the furnace. See, the engines are
poured into a mold. It's hot, melted down metal whatever
they call it, larva or whatever. They pour it into
a mold and it goes into this furnace that's extremely hot.
And my job was after the heat was applied to
the engine block, it would come through and it would

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go through a hardening stage. With the way it was hardening,
they would cool it. Suddenly, they would flush.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
It with water. It was just blast water on it.

Speaker 7 (07:41):
But the fire and the high temperature is what made
the engine block solidify. It's because it's got to get
real hot, get melted down first. Then it's got to
get poured into a mole. Then it's got to be
pressure hit with water and all of this, and then
and it's real hot. Now it's still hot even though

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there's water been shotter. But when it comes out the
end of the side, there's a lot of flashing in it.
It flashing is a metal from that to drip through
the cast molding on it, just like flex of extra
pieces of metal. My job was to hit this engine
block in the front, which this huge heavy rubber mallet,

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knock all the flashing off the front, and when it
came around back to bam, hit it real hard again
on the backside. And that became the core of what
the car is. A car without a great engine is nothing.
It's just a pretty looking vehicle over there. But if
it can't do what it was made to do because

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the engine blocked and cracked.

Speaker 2 (08:47):
So you can have a.

Speaker 7 (08:48):
Car look real good, but if it freezes, an engine
block cracked your car, you could it's over man.

Speaker 2 (08:53):
You got to get a new block. The block is
the core.

Speaker 7 (08:57):
But in order for you for the car to do
what it's got to do, it's got to have a
strong enginet In order for the engine to be strong,
it's got to be forged and steel come through fire,
get poured in a mole, cooled off, heated, knocked around,
beat on the front, end, beat on the back end
in order for it to be what it's gonna be.
The mall of the story, folks, is you got to

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get forged in fire to be what you're gonna be.
You got to get beat up, you got to get
pressure washed, you got to have heat on you, you got
to get melted down. You got to get pulled into
a mole. That's how you become who you are. So
the tough things that you're going through, the difficult challenges
and the setbacks. I know a brother who went to prison, ma'am.

(09:41):
And the whole reason he ended up going to prison
because he was looking at the little window looking out
in the yard at him working out. And then the
next thing, you know, man, this brother decided that he
was gonna go out there and work out. Well, guess what,
he's one of the top trainers in country.

Speaker 2 (09:56):
Today.

Speaker 4 (09:57):
You're listening morning.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
Ladies and gentlemen.

Speaker 7 (10:04):
I'm sitting here behind the microphone as I do morning
after morning after morning, realizing that I have an obligation,
a duty to fulfill. My compadres are well aware of
their role to play.

Speaker 2 (10:22):
We are in the wake you up business.

Speaker 7 (10:25):
We are here to get you off to a great
start of your day, ladies and gentlemen. It has big gun.
In the words of my uncle who did not care
how he sounded whatever he talked. This hell that day

(10:46):
about to go down, Ladies and gentlemen. Shirley Strawberry calling
for real Mississippi Monica A Junior kill spach a nephew,
Tommy Junior R.

Speaker 2 (11:03):
What's on your mind?

Speaker 1 (11:05):
Let me just say we all been through this.

Speaker 7 (11:07):
You know.

Speaker 8 (11:07):
This is something that's kind of bothering me when people
just get to say what they want to say to
you and we can't say nothing back. Like somebody just
told me a couple of days that I don't do enough.

Speaker 1 (11:19):
Okay, now, with.

Speaker 8 (11:20):
Everything you got going on, is it okay to say
how you feel since they would expressing how they feel?

Speaker 2 (11:25):
Oh yeah, I've learned how to do it even with bloggers.

Speaker 7 (11:29):
Yeah yeah, you know, my kids taught me something that
I didn't know because I was building up a level
of frustration because you know, I hear people talk about
me and they don't even know me, they ain't in
my face and not normally. This is how I really
handled Junior. I give less than a cat about really

(11:53):
what you're talking about? Being caught. Most people who talk
behind my back is because they behind me.

Speaker 2 (12:05):
Let's be clear about that.

Speaker 7 (12:07):
Okay, so I'm over that, but there are times I
must admit mm hm where the human side of me
takes over and I want to say something back.

Speaker 1 (12:17):
Yeah, I have found a.

Speaker 2 (12:20):
Way to create a dummy account.

Speaker 7 (12:25):
Wait a minute, a fake screen name, and I come
to my own damn rescue.

Speaker 9 (12:35):
Whenever I feel like, yeah, it's that one.

Speaker 7 (12:43):
I have said some stuff that's tis some people I've
actually said. I know Steve, I know him, Yeah, and
what you're saying is a lie. And then I go
on the page and see a picture of them, and
I do something very descriptive about the way you chip

(13:08):
bubba nose, big lip, he hoss looking brig a name.

Speaker 10 (13:17):
Wow.

Speaker 7 (13:17):
Okay, maybe I throw something violent like that and I
get it off my chest. You'll feel better at your desk,
all right, Yeah, because I don't want to question.

Speaker 2 (13:29):
I don't know, but it wasn't.

Speaker 8 (13:31):
Really really saying something back.

Speaker 11 (13:35):
That's what I asked to.

Speaker 12 (13:36):
Never mind the question Steve coming up at thirty two
minutes after the hour, We'll hear from the nephew and
run that prank back right after this you're listening Hardy
Morning Show. It is time now for the nephew to
run that prank back what you got for his nepht fairly?

Speaker 2 (13:52):
I gotta go big or go home?

Speaker 4 (13:55):
Hounds normal?

Speaker 13 (13:55):
Okay, Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Darnell. Darnell see
this so I know how you doing? This is Scott
with Bigger, Bigger and better? Uh, where we make you
larger in charge? How you doing today?

Speaker 10 (14:08):
Scott?

Speaker 13 (14:09):
Who I mean a Scott And I'm with Bigger and better,
where we make you larger in charge?

Speaker 10 (14:15):
I'm good, Scott?

Speaker 13 (14:16):
What was up? We were actually given a phone call
by your wife. Your wife is is is that correct?

Speaker 10 (14:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 13 (14:23):
Okay, well you know your wife's your wife's birthday is
coming up pretty soon? Is that right?

Speaker 10 (14:29):
Yeah, it's a couple of weeks. Yeah, it's coming up.

Speaker 13 (14:32):
Okay, have you have you decided on getting or anything?

Speaker 10 (14:35):
Or no? Not a lot? A couple of days in mind?

Speaker 13 (14:39):
Well, actually, uh, we got a call from uh from
I think we've got something that's gonna that's gonna really
help you guys. And and something I think that she
wanted to recommend that something that you probably wouldn't wouldn't
think about getting. I'm all, he is okay wrecking my brain.
So i'm all is actually gave us a call. She's

(15:01):
actually had an idea, you know, what she would really
really like for her birthday present? So what's the name
of coming in Bigger and Better? Like I said, she
called you.

Speaker 10 (15:12):
I'm sorry, she called you to get me idea on
what I should get her for her birthday.

Speaker 13 (15:18):
Uh yeah, well this is this is something that's a
little a little different, and it's something that you probably
would never in a million years think of. But here
at Bigger and Better, where we make you large and
in charge, we actually do some things that we definitely
know you wouldn't have thought of. So I definitely understand
her giving up call. What's you say?

Speaker 10 (15:37):
What's your name again? Sam Scott? Scott Scott get to the.

Speaker 13 (15:41):
Point actually let us know that there are some things
that are really really lacking between you guys, and she
would very much like for her birthday where you can
be a lot more well endowed. So you know that's
what we do here at Bigger and Better. We actually
what I could be well what more well on doubt sure?

(16:03):
So I think, really, what's going on? Is Beyonca is
really not satisfied right.

Speaker 10 (16:07):
Now and call you to tell you that I'm not
what do you mean willing doubt my junk?

Speaker 13 (16:13):
So you're you're you're, you're, you're you're inadequate. You know
what I mean? You're you're Uh. I guess maybe may
be very impotent. I'm not sure, but you kidding me?

Speaker 10 (16:22):
What? What's the name of this company?

Speaker 13 (16:26):
Bigger and Better where we make you larger in charge?
And right now you know you're not You're not larger
in charge, and we want to get you to that
we're able to come in for a consultation.

Speaker 10 (16:35):
The consultation I'm gonna call her right now because right now, okay,
I'm gonna call her.

Speaker 13 (16:40):
Well, we're trying to do. Do you not do you
not think you need to come in?

Speaker 10 (16:46):
I don't even think I even need to be talking
to you about whatever is going on in my bid.
I'm king so I'm not even I'm not even I
don't even know what's going on?

Speaker 13 (16:55):
Whatever? Can I say this?

Speaker 10 (16:57):
Whatever services? The first for me to gonna increase me
in the bedrooms is.

Speaker 13 (17:01):
The first sign of denial, right, I don't have no,
I don't have no problems in the bedroom. Okay, Well
you know, I don't even why am I even.

Speaker 10 (17:09):
Still on the phone with you?

Speaker 13 (17:09):
Okay, but sir, I mean you and her and you
don't have to worry about hearing for MERV.

Speaker 10 (17:14):
She got something to kind of account with you. Then
you ain't go ahead and close that out.

Speaker 13 (17:19):
Let me say this. You have a you have a
very big ego, sir. But what I want to do
is is you know, but you're not You're not as
big as your ego. I want to get you to
that point.

Speaker 10 (17:28):
This is some crazy I've heard some crazy things people
sail online. But you're gonna call me talk about my
wife called you saying that I mean adequate in the bedroom, Sir?

Speaker 13 (17:37):
You know what?

Speaker 10 (17:38):
And and and once again you're trying to I know
you're you're just doing your jobs. Got but I'm gonna
have to call her right now. Okay.

Speaker 13 (17:46):
Let me don't worry.

Speaker 10 (17:48):
Denial.

Speaker 13 (17:49):
You're in denial.

Speaker 10 (17:50):
I'm in denial.

Speaker 13 (17:52):
You Hello, sir, I really want to help you as
much as I can.

Speaker 10 (17:57):
Listen, man, I'm trying to get my wife's on the
phone right now. Okay, I know you you've got a
job to do, but what I need you to do
right now is stop calling me, all right. I'm trying.
I'm trying to be nice to you because I'm sure
whatever it is she calls you and you're just doing
your job.

Speaker 13 (18:13):
I'm trying to get you in here to get a
consultation so we can get you further along and where
you are.

Speaker 10 (18:18):
Consultation a consultation. I don't need no consultations. I don't
need no sistance from your stock sor.

Speaker 13 (18:24):
You call me no more.

Speaker 10 (18:26):
Man.

Speaker 13 (18:26):
Hey, you're small and I want to make you bigger.

Speaker 10 (18:29):
You want to make me bigger?

Speaker 13 (18:30):
What? What?

Speaker 10 (18:31):
What is this anyway?

Speaker 13 (18:32):
Bigger?

Speaker 2 (18:33):
Huh?

Speaker 10 (18:33):
What kind of job is that? How do you even
get a job like that? You apply for this job?
You're idiot when you're a high school job.

Speaker 13 (18:40):
I'm trying. I'm trying to stop calling me man, mister Darnell.
I'm still trying to help you get through this situation. Okay,
Are you willing to come in for a consultation at
least we're coming in for a consultation. We can get
you fur where you are.

Speaker 10 (18:54):
Are you listening to me? The only consultation we gonna
have is my fist in your.

Speaker 13 (18:57):
Face that you call me.

Speaker 10 (18:58):
You can't tell you what I'll will come in for
a consultation. Give me give me your address and everything
like that, all your information, and I will come down
for a consultation. You're gonna be there.

Speaker 13 (19:08):
I'm here, I'm here, I'm here the first eight hours
of the day.

Speaker 2 (19:11):
Sir.

Speaker 13 (19:11):
What I want to do is get you lined up
and get your pet. Let me call my wife. You.

Speaker 10 (19:16):
I don't need no damn procedures. Give me your info,
and you got to work by hearing from us. No more, okay,
but right now, to get up call me. I don't
want to hang up on you. And I understand you're
trying to do your job.

Speaker 13 (19:27):
You're small, You're small, and I'm trying to make you bigger.

Speaker 4 (19:31):
Thank you, sir.

Speaker 13 (19:32):
You know what I'm trying to a little small guy.
I'm trying to help you with your problem. Now. If
you're not going to be appreciative of it, then I
don't even understand why your wife knows you're.

Speaker 10 (19:42):
Having your address. Why would that we can have this
conversation face to face.

Speaker 13 (19:46):
Why would your life call here? It doesn't matter.

Speaker 10 (19:48):
If I can get on the line, I can figure
out why she calls.

Speaker 13 (19:51):
You because you're an adequate many sir, sir, here's the problem.
You're tiny and you don't want to admit it.

Speaker 10 (19:59):
I let me get you know me, man, you never
seen me. You don't know anything about me. Ian I
can't even believe my wife's even call you. But just
this is just how you do business. You don't call
me and call me. I'm tiny, sir.

Speaker 13 (20:10):
I'm explain something to you. I'm not owning the president,
but I'm also a client, sir.

Speaker 10 (20:15):
I don't give up what you are.

Speaker 13 (20:17):
Okay, okay, then there are some other things that let
us know as well.

Speaker 10 (20:20):
What the would that be?

Speaker 13 (20:22):
She also wanted me to tell you that this is
nephew Tommy from the Steeve Harby Morning Show. Your wife
just prak phone calls you back.

Speaker 10 (20:32):
Man, funny man, I'm all here over here looking at
me in the mirror. It's kind of wait. I thought
I was good, but I got a little nervously.

Speaker 13 (20:43):
I was like, man, what's the baddest radio show in
the land?

Speaker 10 (20:48):
Come on, now, you know it's a Steel Harvey radio show.

Speaker 2 (20:50):
Man, give me some.

Speaker 12 (20:53):
Panks coming up next to his as l O. You're
listening morning show. It is time for Steve's favorite segment,
Ask the CLO. All right, CLO, Chief Love Officer, ready
for your love questions. This one is from Lisa in Chicago.
Lisa writes, I've been married for one year and my

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husband is hindpacked. If I don't do things exactly like
his mom does it, he's all been out of shape.
His mother comes by often and they love to joke
about me, and his mother tries to tell me how
to organize my kitchen and what.

Speaker 4 (21:28):
Type of food her son likes.

Speaker 12 (21:30):
I don't want to get into any argument with her,
so I'm praying my husband or my father in law intervenes.
If not, should I tell his mom to shut the
head cup.

Speaker 7 (21:40):
The only way to get your husband to intervene is
to make him aware of it. Now, I didn't hear
in the question where you've told your husband that his
mama is in y'all's business too deep and that you
really don't appreciate the jokes.

Speaker 2 (21:55):
But you are married to a henpecked man.

Speaker 7 (21:58):
You're married to a mama's boy, and it ain't gonna
change unless he gets cut from the apron strings.

Speaker 2 (22:05):
The best way to cut a man from.

Speaker 7 (22:07):
The apron strings, it's to go on and let him
tie his self up with his mama's apron strings and
untie him from yours.

Speaker 13 (22:16):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (22:16):
In other words, sleep with your mama.

Speaker 4 (22:19):
Next question, moving on the l.

Speaker 12 (22:25):
Salita in a Silver Spring says, I'm a thirty five
year old married woman and my husband is very boring
in the bedroom. I try to put him in various positions,
and he makes me feel like I'm a foreign star
with his comments. We used to be compatible sexually, but
now he's fine with the basics and the whole ordeal
is five minutes or less. The man gets tired of

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having sex. I grew up in a strict religious home
and my husband is my first and only.

Speaker 4 (22:51):
Would sex toys help at all?

Speaker 2 (22:54):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (22:54):
I can't help hereat this question right here. I can't
answer that first question. Do me and get tired of sex?
That answer is no. That answer is no, not no,
now n a W with an H on it. Now Hell,
Now I say something what you all say, Tom ain't

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no way he can handle some toys if he can't
handle these positions.

Speaker 2 (23:20):
Since you by something, you really can't bring a suitcase
in there.

Speaker 7 (23:25):
Don't coming in and start cutting stuff on If he
don't want to change positions. He really ain't gonna want
to be a changing all these facial expressions.

Speaker 1 (23:35):
Porn star. Now I think you.

Speaker 2 (23:37):
A porn start.

Speaker 7 (23:37):
Now you start pulling out gadgets, right, lady bugs.

Speaker 4 (23:42):
And it only last minutes on on.

Speaker 7 (23:45):
The cob and feathers in.

Speaker 2 (23:51):
The big jail. Pop you can't. I'm just telling you
go ahead on some soap.

Speaker 12 (23:57):
Sodd go ahead, which says I've been married for nine
years and my wife and I are together. Were together
for months during the pandemic. I saw a huge decline
in her hygiene and figured she was getting depressed. I'd
have her hairstyle, is coming to her hair, and I
even polished her toes a few times. I finally figured
out that it's not depression. She just doesn't like to bathe.

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She still works from home and she likes to shower
a few times a week. I don't smell her. I
don't smell her, and I don't want to. So how
do I get some soap and water on her every day?

Speaker 2 (24:31):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (24:31):
I can't help here, dog, I've never had that problem.
I will admit this for the first time. Uncle Steve
has never ran into that problem, not with a woman now, friends,
my sons, me as a boy. Yet I avoided her
bath whenever I could. I just thought it was a
waste of damn time. I'm out here playing, Why would

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I want.

Speaker 2 (24:55):
To come in here and wash?

Speaker 7 (24:57):
But my whole goal is to get dirty.

Speaker 2 (25:00):
I don't even understand this.

Speaker 7 (25:03):
So see if you notice, I've diverted this question back
to my childhood because I got nothing for you.

Speaker 2 (25:09):
Man, I don't know. I've never met a woman who's
not clean.

Speaker 7 (25:15):
I don't, I don't, you don't want to, Yeah, But.

Speaker 2 (25:22):
I tell you one thing.

Speaker 7 (25:23):
It makes you really appreciate who you have in your
life when you see a letter like this, Thank you
Lord for my girl who loves to take baths anytime
of the day. Steve, I'm going upstairs take a bath,
all right, taking all these damn baths. But guess what

(25:44):
I'd rather have that than when you gonna take a bath?

Speaker 1 (25:49):
Right man?

Speaker 2 (25:51):
In that running water as a hit you know, Hey,
baby Brad, it's bad water. You want it?

Speaker 4 (26:04):
What should he do?

Speaker 2 (26:05):
See?

Speaker 4 (26:05):
Should he just come out and tell her?

Speaker 7 (26:07):
Or I don't know what he should do, Shirley, I've
never had this. I have no experience at this CLO
don't know. CLO just don't know.

Speaker 1 (26:17):
Well, can I just make a suggestion?

Speaker 2 (26:19):
Oh, here we go.

Speaker 8 (26:21):
I'm just thinking maybe when y'all go by the call wash,
just say, baby, can you hop out and go through
their first?

Speaker 1 (26:27):
That's soaping water right there.

Speaker 4 (26:29):
We just need to see we can get ill.

Speaker 6 (26:31):
Just let the window down, just let the water down,
Let that brush come through.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
That just does something come through?

Speaker 12 (26:38):
It might be Yeah, he needs to have some sort
of conversation with her, all right. Moving on, Benita and
Charlotte says, I'm a single mother and my parents help
me out with my daughter so I can have a
dating life. In order for them to babysit for me,
they make me bring the man to meet them first.
I'm twenty nine and I don't have any friends my

(26:58):
age that will babysit, and I can can't afford to
pay a sitter. It's cruel for my parents to treat
me like a child, but I have no other options.
It's a turnoff for the guys too. Is there a
way to make it less obvious to the guys I
go out with?

Speaker 6 (27:12):
Wow?

Speaker 7 (27:12):
Yeah, interesting, that ain't no way around that, you know,
And I know your mommy and daddy old cause your
name Benita.

Speaker 14 (27:21):
She's only ain't dog and twenty nine Banita, buto at
twenty nine you ain't last time I heard that one
like that dog?

Speaker 7 (27:33):
So your mommy and daddy is Herman and Celestine. Now
they sitting at the door waiting on Dante to come
and meet Herman and Celestine. Well look at you, So
what you what you do for work? This is the

(27:55):
old people question. Yeah, so what you do for work?

Speaker 6 (28:00):
I'm a computer analysis komprudo?

Speaker 7 (28:06):
What what what you? He ain't want to get into
nothing that stay with you? Heating and air, you know,
with some you know something you can put hang your
hat on. Working on the comprueter pollar. People ain't got
no comprudter. What you're gonna fix? Then everyone has computer, sir,

(28:30):
sallest thing we got compruited in here.

Speaker 2 (28:33):
So he said, let's see, he said, we ain't got
pet We just got microwaved. Can you fix that? Because
that's been out that you had a skill? Fit you
be on the some Yeah, she can't bring none of
her mean over that old ass house.

Speaker 12 (28:46):
Thank you you're listening, morning show. All right, it's time
for something funny, Steve, uh, we want you to try
and help people get their next job simply by trying. Okay,
I'm going to tell you what this is all about.
It says, breaking out some tears may help you land
your next job during a job interview. You definitely want

(29:09):
them to remember you, and it turns out a few
tears just might do the trick. While you may think
that crying during the interview process would blow your chances
of getting a job, there are some people who say
it actually works.

Speaker 4 (29:23):
Wonders.

Speaker 2 (29:25):
So, okay, well let's go to Okay, we're a job interview.

Speaker 7 (29:30):
You and Carla are interviewing me.

Speaker 2 (29:35):
Tell you, and so let's go and let's start the interview.
Let's talk to vieh.

Speaker 4 (29:41):
Well, good morning, mister Harvey. How are you today?

Speaker 2 (29:43):
How are you, Harvey Strawberry? Mister Miles, thank you for
having me such an opportunity.

Speaker 6 (29:50):
All right, So, mister Harvey, let's get start. I wanted
to ask you what exactly what makes you qualify for
this job?

Speaker 7 (29:55):
Well, having had several jobs before, they gave me the
experience of exact thing that you folks are looking for.
That's pretty much made me qualified. And you know, everybody
that I've ever worked with have always said I was
really just overqualified.

Speaker 12 (30:14):
Here, let me ask you something on mister Harvey, why
did you leave your last job?

Speaker 2 (30:22):
Oh god, that's so difficult that you bought this up?

Speaker 15 (30:33):
Yea, oh god, I was.

Speaker 7 (30:41):
I was there for sixteen years. You know, really, you know,
they just came in and they just closed it.

Speaker 2 (30:53):
I mean they just shut the shut the doors.

Speaker 7 (31:02):
I was in the parking lot happy, I was studying there.

Speaker 12 (31:09):
Shane, I'm crying, mister Harvey.

Speaker 7 (31:19):
No, no, it was just's Shane and do interview.

Speaker 2 (31:26):
It's not happy. Let me jump in here. Okay.

Speaker 6 (31:29):
Just before that, they were all I wanted to ask you,
mister Harvey. You know, a job like this, you're going
to be working with a lot of people. You're going
to be doing a lot of interacting. Uh you know,
how did you do you have the skill set to
actually interact with other people?

Speaker 13 (31:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (31:49):
You know, yeah, I'm interacted quich having.

Speaker 7 (31:52):
A damn doesn't take much, we see. Yeah, I interact
with people who's just talking about it sort of gets me.

Speaker 13 (32:06):
You know.

Speaker 2 (32:08):
I'm fun, I'm fine with other people.

Speaker 12 (32:10):
Well, mister Harvey, this is a sales position. We're looking
to hire you for and we just want to make
sure that you're the right person. As Thomas mentioned earlier,
you have the right qualifications for this position. You have
to interact with people, you have to sell our product,
and you know people by you first before they even

(32:34):
buy the product. So I just want to make sure
that that you know. This little crying thing I hear,
it's it's not really.

Speaker 11 (32:48):
Cry, right, I got a question for you.

Speaker 2 (32:51):
I don't just cry.

Speaker 11 (32:54):
Sounds like you do.

Speaker 2 (32:58):
I'm I'm crying because I'm out of work.

Speaker 4 (33:01):
Yeah, there's no crying at work.

Speaker 2 (33:03):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (33:03):
I don't not here yet.

Speaker 2 (33:06):
You hired me, I can stop you cry too. If
you're working.

Speaker 11 (33:18):
God, what are your strengths. Let's talk about something positive.

Speaker 2 (33:24):
One of my strengths is.

Speaker 7 (33:28):
I can absolutely pull it together. That's one of my structures.
I promise you I can.

Speaker 2 (33:36):
If you just hired me. There's a journey jib holes.

Speaker 7 (33:39):
Out of the LC and this is like instant If
not one would just say you're hired, I can.

Speaker 2 (33:45):
Begin to show you. It was just sitting here in
the eighteenth interviews. This is the third level. This is
supposed to be it. I was told by your supervisor,
then it wouldn't we do even here I am, and
we're still talking about job.

Speaker 4 (34:08):
Well, this is that's why it's called a process, mister Harvey.

Speaker 2 (34:12):
A process.

Speaker 12 (34:13):
Yeah, follow the interview processes.

Speaker 11 (34:27):
So he'll stop.

Speaker 6 (34:28):
Please, Well, let's let's evaluate miss Charley Strawberry Carlor. Do
you think we have the right person for the job. Well,
how about we let this person sell themselves in thirty
seconds to us?

Speaker 11 (34:40):
Okay, yeah, sounds good.

Speaker 6 (34:42):
Yes, mister Harvey, could you sell yourself for thirty seconds
to us?

Speaker 13 (34:45):
Please?

Speaker 12 (34:46):
Okay, give me a moment you want to go out
let me okay, and you can start now and now.

Speaker 7 (34:55):
And I believe that I'm extremely qualified for this position
due to the fact that I'm probably the most experienced
candidate that you'll meet from time to time. I've also
discovered that I have several traits that this company's lacking,
and I can be a most fulfilling factor in developing
the app to loot direction of your firm and your company.

(35:16):
I will be budding asset, and that is why I
think I should.

Speaker 2 (35:21):
Have the job.

Speaker 12 (35:23):
Okay, right, he said, no tears. Okay, if you're asking me,
I would say he's hired. Oh god, you're listening.

Speaker 4 (35:38):
Morning show all right.

Speaker 12 (35:39):
Time for another round of would you rather let's get
right to it. Would you rather have an extra hour
a day? And if you have that extra hour, would
you rather spend it sleeping or having sex?

Speaker 13 (35:55):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (35:56):
Come on, sure, we already know, we already know what
we're talking about.

Speaker 4 (36:01):
Just sleeping with the person or would you be rather
have with that person?

Speaker 6 (36:05):
Well, when we get through having sex, we're gonna be sleep.
So I'm gonna get both of them.

Speaker 7 (36:12):
It's no way I'm getting an extra hour just being asleep.
So you get ask you hour to be unconscious. How
stupid as that?

Speaker 4 (36:19):
But you always talk about, you know you need more sleep.

Speaker 7 (36:24):
You know you always hear me talking about people sleep
too much. Yeah, yeah, that's what you always hear me
talking about. And I'll be damn if you give me
an extra how I'm gonna do it? Take my extra
that I can press forward and be sleep, I can
get up and see something else.

Speaker 2 (36:43):
Man, what now, you just blew your time. I think
all the men a grieving that be what?

Speaker 6 (36:52):
What whatming on?

Speaker 2 (36:53):
Gonna be?

Speaker 13 (36:53):
All right?

Speaker 2 (36:54):
I ain't even got the head of sex. Just give
me the extra hour.

Speaker 4 (36:58):
What you can only do those two things. Sleeper, have sex,
that's it.

Speaker 2 (37:05):
All right? All right?

Speaker 12 (37:07):
During a quarantine, would you rather be alone with your
partner or spouse.

Speaker 2 (37:14):
Like the hold the website?

Speaker 1 (37:16):
B don't even know what it is?

Speaker 7 (37:27):
Would you rather be alone with your family and quarantine
with your spouse and family or B.

Speaker 12 (37:35):
She is? Or would you be rather be just alone
with the TV? Just a TV that's it, your family
or just a TV?

Speaker 10 (37:43):
What?

Speaker 2 (37:46):
Yeah, y'all didn't go through this pandem.

Speaker 4 (37:51):
I'm the only one.

Speaker 2 (37:53):
Don't ask surprised about that answer. Hold on, lady, ladies.

Speaker 13 (37:59):
He was.

Speaker 1 (38:01):
With the girls on this because I was already alone,
remember he was If you watch the tree girl, Yeah,
I need somebody in him.

Speaker 11 (38:13):
I heard my neighbor.

Speaker 1 (38:14):
Don't open I opened my hand.

Speaker 2 (38:15):
Hey, yeah, all right.

Speaker 12 (38:24):
If you would you rather if you could only eat
one food for the rest of your life one? Would
you would you rather for it to be chiit ling's
or cow tongue?

Speaker 2 (38:40):
I'd rather you get this question right. Come on, say
it again?

Speaker 4 (38:43):
Would if you could? It is right? Rather you listen,
We've run out of time.

Speaker 2 (38:51):
I wasted it.

Speaker 4 (38:53):
You're listening hard Morning show.

Speaker 12 (38:56):
Time to check Steve's voicemail eight seven seven twenty nine.
Steve eight seven seven twenty nine. Steve is the number.
All right, Steve, Let's go to the phones. We got
Line one. Carlton in Chicago.

Speaker 13 (39:08):
Ac Irvey Family, Carlton Murray loving you in Chicago.

Speaker 11 (39:14):
Man, it's cold, that's it.

Speaker 1 (39:19):
Yet to hang up?

Speaker 2 (39:20):
Well, Carton, gotta go.

Speaker 7 (39:23):
I've lived in Chicago twice in the early nineties, and
I lived there again from two thousand and five to
two thousand and twelve thirteen fifteen. I lived seven year,
five years in Chicago, and it is cold. It is
the coldest place in the United States I've ever lived.

(39:44):
And it's cold, beautiful city in the summer. But the
crazy thing was, I was never there in this summer,
always handed the limber to go tape shows somewhere. And
then when I came back, I came back in October,
September October, so all I saw it was a couple
of nice little days. They wasn't really not. And then
after that here comes hail in the form of frost.

(40:09):
Got some man vicious in Chicago. But great city, man,
great people, great radio station there V one O three.
I'm talking about some real smart people. In radio up there,
man been, I've been fans in Chicago radio for a
long time.

Speaker 2 (40:26):
But no one does radio the way Chicago does. No one.

Speaker 7 (40:30):
Chicago was up a radio city, you know. And the
dude feeder that used to report on radio, he jacked
me one time. He jacked me one time. But that's
neither here nor there. But you know, you can't stop
it because we got good ass ratings up there or whatever.

Speaker 2 (40:46):
Right right, you got it right, you know.

Speaker 12 (40:48):
All right, Carlton, Yeah, all right, let's go to line too, Steve.
This colle just has a question about comedy.

Speaker 13 (40:57):
Hey, Steve, old big fan of yours, have been for
a long time. I have one question. If you were
going to pass off your king comedy crown.

Speaker 2 (41:03):
Who'd you pass it to? Well, living today right now
is Dave Chappelle.

Speaker 7 (41:11):
This is this is my personal Mount Rushmore of comedy,
excluding Richard Pryor, because he's a plaque by himself. Richard
Pryor is a monument himself, My Mount Rushmore.

Speaker 2 (41:30):
Of comedy outside of Richard Pryor.

Speaker 7 (41:34):
For me, now keep in mind, I'm sixty four, it's
Dave Chappelle, Chris Rock, Cedric the Entertainer.

Speaker 2 (41:49):
Because I just I just know comedy matter.

Speaker 7 (41:51):
What do you how these dues right and and and
and how they are on stage when they in the
best element. I got Rock, I got Chapelle, I got Cedric. Uh,
I'm I'm I'm gonna just be honest with you. Man.
If if if I looked at at my body of
work and what I did, I would put myself on

(42:12):
that wall because when I was doing it, I was
I was that to me how a lot of people
and and and I'm just being real with you, But
then I'm just impartial.

Speaker 6 (42:26):
Man.

Speaker 7 (42:26):
Bernie, Bernie would be on that because of the way
he worked. I don't people don't really understand comedy, Bernie.
And then Uh, I would have to say after saying myself,
Bernie has said, I have to include d L hugely
because the Kings of Comedy was an event that's never

(42:48):
been done prior and never been duplicated after the Kings
of Comedy. Man was the four of us as a unit,
It's un deniable in history of comedy.

Speaker 2 (43:01):
I don't care who you are now, if you being honest,
I'm talking about that.

Speaker 7 (43:05):
Collective group of dudes did something that had never been
done before and has never been done since period. For me, man,
my dollars in terms of dudes that's on stage. That's
really vicious earthquake. Hey, k hiss way is a leg
now in that in that level right there up, but

(43:28):
they've taken it to another level.

Speaker 2 (43:29):
He gets a huge monument. It's Kevin Hart.

Speaker 7 (43:33):
Kevin Hart gets he gets a plaque for the way
he's diversified his stand up. Now, Eddie, Eddie and Richard.
That's that's somewhere else we ain't talking about there, all right, all.

Speaker 4 (43:43):
Right, thank you, Steve.

Speaker 12 (43:44):
Coming up next to is the nephew with today's prank
phone call. Right after this, you're listening Hard Morning Show.
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, the
subject my boss wants to whip me.

Speaker 4 (44:01):
Oh, oh, we don't know what that means. Oh, you
know what it means.

Speaker 2 (44:05):
You know, dark will what it means.

Speaker 4 (44:07):
And none of us wrote this, Steve, none of us
my boss whip me.

Speaker 12 (44:13):
We'll get into that in just a bit, but right
now the nephew is here with today's frank phone call.

Speaker 4 (44:18):
What you got for us, nep.

Speaker 2 (44:21):
I don't know. I don't know how I feel. I
don't know how I want to do it.

Speaker 4 (44:26):
Come on, King of Frank.

Speaker 2 (44:28):
Okay, all right, here we go. Pomp your breaks, mama,
Pump your breaks, mama.

Speaker 6 (44:34):
All right, that's the prank call pump your breaks mama,
cat dog.

Speaker 2 (44:38):
If you would.

Speaker 13 (44:40):
Hello, I'm trying to reach Natalie please. Yeah, is Natalie Natalie?
How you doing? My name is Darren. I'm with the
Homeowner's Association.

Speaker 15 (44:49):
Oh okay, hey, dad, how you doing.

Speaker 13 (44:52):
Listen, we got we got a bit of a problem,
if you don't mind me asking, Who's who who actually
brings her kids home from school? Uh? Each day?

Speaker 15 (45:05):
Oh, my mom gets my kids for me and she
drops them off.

Speaker 13 (45:09):
Okay, wow, okay, okay, Well we have a we have
a bit of a problem. The kids are fine, that's
there's no issue with the kids at all. But you know,
we've had a meeting here at the h o A.
We've been getting some complaints. Uh it seems like your
mother is is uh really speeding down the street real fast,

(45:30):
and you know everyone's complaining about it that you know,
it's a lot of kids walking home from school and
it seems like your mom is driving real fast when
she's coming down the street to drop your kids off.
Did you know anything about this? Uh? No, not at all.

Speaker 15 (45:46):
That doesn't even sound like her.

Speaker 13 (45:49):
Okay, what type of color? Uh? Let me ask you this, Natalie,
We're we're we From what I understand, it is a
what kind of comfort your mom had? Is a board
escape or something like that? Some a little suv? Is
that what your mom has? Yeah?

Speaker 15 (46:07):
She has a little red suv?

Speaker 13 (46:10):
Okay, all right? So the problem is is that that's
the same car, that's the one we're talking about. And
it seems like, you know, your mother is is flying
down the street and she drops the kids off, and
when she leaves, she's flying back out of the neighborhood
and a couple of times some of the neighbors have
told her to slow down, and you know, I don't

(46:31):
know if she's flicked them off or set something out
the window, you know, but you know, this is stuff
that we just cannot tolerate. Huh.

Speaker 15 (46:39):
Well it really does just sound like my mom.

Speaker 13 (46:42):
But you know, okay, well look at you know what, Natalie.
What we're not gonna do is what you're not gonna
do is act like is not your mama, it's your
mother that's doing this. So what we need you to
do is tell your mama to slow out down so
we don't have the problem, all right, because I trying
to be nice with you at first, but if you're
gonna be in the figure it's not your mama, then
we got issue.

Speaker 15 (47:03):
First of all, Darren from h O A, I need
you to watch your toes and who is you're talking to,
all right, I need you to calm that all the
way down, all right, said.

Speaker 13 (47:16):
You need to slow your damn mama down. That's what
you need to do. Slow your mama. The way she's
driving us to do is stand in the.

Speaker 15 (47:23):
Middle of the street if she flying down and so
hopefully she can knock you out the way. Okay, don't
talk to me like that. You're being ruined, disrespectful. I'm
gonna catch her at this time because I don't think
it's out. But you're not gonna talk to me like that.

Speaker 13 (47:36):
Okay, So your mama can just drive it out the
street and after they what she want to do.

Speaker 15 (47:41):
Mamma could do whatever she wanted to do.

Speaker 13 (47:43):
She'll go on a doing it. She can't doing in
the neighborhood that I'm a member of the h o A.
She can't do it there. Okay, So I don't mind
having your mama risted with your kids in the car.
If I got you, I wish she would.

Speaker 15 (47:57):
I wish you would have my mama wrested with my
kids in the car. You're gonna have more problems than
you ever had. Okay, you better not have my mama arrested.
You're gonna get arrested and you're gonna be sent to
the hospital. How about that.

Speaker 13 (48:11):
Okay, let me tell yourself. Tell you your mama so
slow home down in these streets. This is the last
one that I'm giving, y'all, this is the last one.

Speaker 15 (48:20):
Well, you know what I'm saying. You ain't got to
get no warming's okay. We can have a real conversation
about it. We can meet and talk about it, because
you ain't gonna talk to me like that, and you
and I ain't telling my mama nothing. I ain't telling
how to slow the house and nothing. What you're gonna do?
What's your mama do?

Speaker 9 (48:34):
Dad?

Speaker 15 (48:35):
Matter fact, Let's meet about it, and I'm gonna bringing
my husband to say. You got so much to say,
you don't say. I don't want you to have keep
that same energy. Okay, with my husband, I want you
to talk to him like you're talking to me.

Speaker 13 (48:47):
He Let me tell yourself, I ain't worry about your husband,
none of that. All right, I'm gonna say I'm gonna
say this right here. I'm gonna say this right here.
Tommy is the one that told us that your mama
was fading down the street.

Speaker 15 (48:59):
Tommy one said, Tommy, what it was, Tommy.

Speaker 13 (49:04):
Tommy said, your mama was the one running up and
down the street, fast going party, fifty mile an out.
Tommy the one said that I don't know who Tommy,
but Tommy can kiss my.

Speaker 15 (49:15):
You can kiss my. And he got the neighbors who
got something to say about my mama can kiss my
about that.

Speaker 13 (49:23):
Let me shoot it. Do you know, nephew Tommy from
the Steve Harvey Morning Show, do you know restart of
a got me?

Speaker 4 (49:38):
Why are you.

Speaker 13 (49:41):
Like go on?

Speaker 15 (49:44):
I've been like.

Speaker 13 (49:49):
A time question to me. I'm all about to get
you lit.

Speaker 15 (49:54):
Up, brother, nephew.

Speaker 13 (49:55):
Tell me your sister, Darius, God need to pray for all.
Call you baby you.

Speaker 15 (50:03):
Oh it's going down, It is going down. I'll take
back into real mother. You know what I'm get back, man.
I knew that my mama talk to me like that.

Speaker 13 (50:21):
You cut me, You got me. Everybody become me. This
one more thing before you go. What is the baddest
and I mean the baddest radio show in the land.

Speaker 15 (50:30):
You know it's the Steve Harvey Morning Show. And tell
Steve I said, Hey, be looking good.

Speaker 13 (50:43):
Your son.

Speaker 6 (50:44):
Yes, son, you mama got to slow down when she
comes through here. Do this shoos one, okay, okay, kill
your mama. You can't talk about nobody.

Speaker 2 (50:54):
Mama.

Speaker 4 (50:54):
You didn't, you can, you cannot.

Speaker 11 (50:56):
You will push that button and said it's a or.

Speaker 6 (51:00):
Yes, yeah, fama can do whatever the hell she wanna do.
Is mama driving through here flipping people off. When you
drive through here, you need to slow your mama hands down.
That's what you need to do.

Speaker 4 (51:12):
That's what made her really mad. You said that.

Speaker 6 (51:16):
Your mama slow her butt down when she passed through here.
Nephew time your friends. I told her twenty six at
the Hymend Center. That's Loafayette, Louisiana. The Hymand Center, Lafayette, Louisiana.
Tickets on sale right now. Nephew time, me and friends
coming to Lo Fierte me tickets on sale red nine.

Speaker 2 (51:33):
What else I got? I got planning, man, I got
no Member of the night. This right here, this is the.

Speaker 6 (51:38):
Winston Stalum Winstom Salem State University to take. This is
a concert right here Anthony Hamil to the Monica, hosted
by yours truly Nephew Tommy.

Speaker 2 (51:48):
That is Nephew Tommy.

Speaker 6 (51:49):
We are in Winston Salem, North Carolina.

Speaker 2 (51:53):
Oh oh Thanksgiving weekend? Uh huh Thanksgiving comedy fests.

Speaker 6 (51:57):
Is me with my girl Cheryl Underwood at the New
Jersey Park And if you tell me Cheryl Underwood Fanness,
Mitchell and Dominique.

Speaker 13 (52:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (52:05):
Coming up next Strawberry Letter for today.

Speaker 2 (52:09):
I'll be trying to.

Speaker 4 (52:10):
Be It's hard.

Speaker 12 (52:13):
I'm coming up Strawberry Letter subject My boss wants to
whip me. Wait till you hear this, though you're not
gonna believe this. This comes with a disclaimer and we'll
get into it right after this. You're listening Hardy Morning Show.
Time Now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need
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But none of all, you no bucking up, Hold on tight,
We got it for you here.

Speaker 12 (52:54):
It is a strawberry letter subject my boss wants to
whip me again.

Speaker 4 (52:59):
A just disclaimer.

Speaker 12 (53:00):
If you have young children anywhere around you, you do
not want them to hear this letter, okay, Dear Stephen Shirley.
It says I'm a thirty one year old single black man,
and about two months ago I was not ready to
settle down yet, so I was.

Speaker 4 (53:15):
Mingling and dating.

Speaker 12 (53:17):
After countless failures with meeting women, I finally came across
a much older woman who was on the same page
that I was on. She only wanted sex and that's it.
She invited me to her house one evening, and from
the moment I got there, it started getting heated. We
were kissing and grinding on her sofa, and as it

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was about to go down, she left me on the
sofa and went upstairs to her room, and she told
me to give her ten minutes. So I undressed and
went upstairs and it was pitch black. She told me
where to go, and I followed her voice into a
room where all I heard was jingling keys and metal clinging,

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and something that's like a towel was hitting a mattress.
The noises stopped suddenly, and she said, I got something
for you, baby, and the lights came on. There were
four adult toys of different shapes and sizes, and she
was wearing a dog collar with a lot of gold
chains hanging from it. I looked over in the corner

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and there was a huge dog cage on a platform.
She took off her launcherie and then I stood there
in disbelief. I asked where the dog was because I
didn't like dogs. She pulled out a belt and told
me to get in the cage while she whipped me

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several times on my beer behind. I turned and ran
so fast that I almost fell down the stairs in
the dark.

Speaker 4 (54:51):
I ended up leaving my hat and my shirt, but
I left with my dignity. Did you now what I
failed to do?

Speaker 12 (55:00):
What I failed to mention is that she's my direct
supervisor and she's very unhappy with how I left. She's
giving me major attitude because she wants a do over.
I really need my.

Speaker 4 (55:13):
Job, So how do I fix this without getting whipped?

Speaker 13 (55:18):
What? What?

Speaker 4 (55:22):
It's going a lot? You with your boss?

Speaker 12 (55:28):
You conveniently left out the fact that this woman was
your boss. You conveniently left that out until the very
last part of the letter. And that's because you probably
knew we were going to tell you. This was a
very stupid move on your part.

Speaker 4 (55:44):
But I do have to tell you this. I'm glad
you got out.

Speaker 12 (55:47):
I'm glad you survived it, even though you almost fell
down the stairs in the pitch black. You said you
guys talked about this beforehand, and she was you guys
were on.

Speaker 4 (55:56):
The same page. I don't think so.

Speaker 12 (55:59):
I don't think you're on the same page at all.
You got to get out of there. Either you're going
to have to transfer to a different department, or you're
going to have to get another job somewhere else. You
should be interviewing and doing all that you can do
to make that happen right now. And no matter how
bad her attitude is, she is your boss, and you

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said she's giving you major attitude.

Speaker 4 (56:22):
Whatever you do, there are no do overs. Do not
go back to that lady's house.

Speaker 12 (56:27):
Okay, next time, she might tell you to get in
the cage, lock you up with those jingling keys you
heard in the dark. Her kind of freakiness is a
little different, and you can really get hurt with all
the whipping and stuff, and this is just too crazy.
Stay away from her, do your job until you leave,
and then when you get out of there, don't look back.

Speaker 4 (56:47):
But please get out and get out now, Steve, this
is one.

Speaker 7 (56:52):
Of those letters. Well, I'm going to use as a
teaching moment a lot of young brothers listening to this show.

Speaker 2 (57:03):
Uncle Steve.

Speaker 7 (57:05):
It's gonna walk you through some things that you need
to know when faced with anything similar to this. Let's
go now. He starts off by telling us who he is.
He's a thirty one year old, single black man, and
he said, very confusingly, about two months ago, I was

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not ready to settle down yet. I don't know where
that came from, because this whole letter has nothing about
you wanting a commitment of any kind. So you're just
telling us a story. You're thirty one years old and
you single ready to mingle. That's what you should have said.
So I was mingling in Dayton. That's all you had
to say.

Speaker 2 (57:45):
Dog.

Speaker 7 (57:46):
After countless failures with meeting women's, no, they weren't.

Speaker 2 (57:50):
They weren't countless failures.

Speaker 7 (57:52):
You're not looking for a commitment, so anytime a relations fail,
it's what you weren't commit to. Anyway, after countless failures,
well you didn't want no successes. It was just dating
and mingling. So let's just stay honest, brothers. I finally

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came across a much older woman who was on the
same page.

Speaker 2 (58:17):
That I was on.

Speaker 7 (58:18):
She only wanted sex and that's it. She invited me
to her house one evening, and from the moment I
got there, it started getting heated. We was kissing and
grinding on the sofa. It was about to go down.
She left me on the sofa. Here's the key. She
left me on the sofa and went upstairs to her room,

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and she told me to give her ten minutes. But nah,
yo ass didn't listen, your stupid ass. Right after that said, so,
I undressed and went upstairs and it was pitch black
boy gotnked too early.

Speaker 4 (59:04):
All right, hold that thought right there, right there.

Speaker 2 (59:07):
We've all got it. We all welcome, know, Tommy, I.

Speaker 4 (59:10):
Know part two of your response coming up.

Speaker 12 (59:13):
Steve at twenty three minutes after the hour today Strawberry letter,
subject my boss wants to whip me.

Speaker 4 (59:20):
We'll be back right after this. You're listening morning show.

Speaker 9 (59:24):
Come on, Steve.

Speaker 4 (59:25):
Let's recap this letter.

Speaker 12 (59:27):
The subject is please there is a disclaimer with this
letter if you have small children. My boss wants to
whip me.

Speaker 2 (59:35):
Thirty one year old young man.

Speaker 7 (59:37):
It's very confused about what he wants and what he's
expecting out of the results from what he's actually doing.

Speaker 2 (59:45):
He's dating and mingling around. He's serious, he don't want
to settle down.

Speaker 7 (59:50):
So now he's saying, after he's been meeting women, dating
and all failure after failure, because you don't want nothing.
And it just proves that you don't want nothing, because
you said right after this, after countless failures in meeting women,
I finally came across as much older woman who was
on the same page that I was.

Speaker 2 (01:00:09):
One she only wanted sex and that's it.

Speaker 7 (01:00:11):
See, boy, you've been wanting to get in relationships to
women that only want sex and that's it, and then
when it don't work out, you consider that a failure.

Speaker 2 (01:00:24):
Everybody don't want to sign up for this foolishness.

Speaker 7 (01:00:26):
Ah, but you to find this old ass lady though
ain't got no problem with it. H. So you meet her,
y'all on the same page, invite you to a house.
Soon as you got there, you grinding on the couch.
It's hot, heated it thene got good boy. She left
you on the sofa, went upstairs to her room and

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told you to give her ten minutes, Yo, jumping ass
can't wait ten minutes?

Speaker 2 (01:00:56):
Why cause you're young.

Speaker 7 (01:00:58):
After she said give her two minutes, your reaction was
so I undressed and went upstairs, and it was pitch black.

Speaker 2 (01:01:07):
What is your ass up here for? She said, ten minutes?

Speaker 7 (01:01:12):
You up down two damn early, and your naked, and
took your clothes off two damn fast, and went upstairs
and left your clothes downstairs. How stupid is your ass?
Don't ever have your clothes somewhere you can't reach them.

Speaker 2 (01:01:33):
That's the lesson.

Speaker 7 (01:01:35):
Ruh, there's so many lessons in this letter. Then I'm
dressing with them, says. It was pitch black cause you're
too damn early. She said ten minutes. She ain't set
up yet, no light on. She told me where to go,
and I followed her voice into a room right here

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never be naked in the dark following voices.

Speaker 2 (01:02:03):
Stupid?

Speaker 7 (01:02:05):
What it's I'm following the voice into a room where
all I heard was jingling keys and metal clinging and
something that sounded like a towel hitting the mattress.

Speaker 2 (01:02:18):
What And you kept walking towards the jingling.

Speaker 7 (01:02:25):
And the towel hitting the mattress, and your ass naked
and KC, do you understand how stupid you are? The
noises stopped suddenly, and she said, I got something.

Speaker 2 (01:02:38):
For you, baby, And then the lights came on.

Speaker 7 (01:02:44):
That was four adult toys of different shapes and sizes,
and she was wearing a dog collar with a lot
of gold chains hanging from it. I looked over in
the corner and that was a huge dog cage on
the platform.

Speaker 2 (01:02:58):
See, I would have missed all this.

Speaker 1 (01:03:01):
Why Why?

Speaker 2 (01:03:01):
Because I'm old?

Speaker 1 (01:03:04):
First of all?

Speaker 2 (01:03:05):
All our all she to herd was for me down stairs.

Speaker 7 (01:03:09):
You ready been bout twelve minutes. Now what you're doing?
But all this because of the unknown. I have my
damn clothes on.

Speaker 2 (01:03:24):
Just in case she says something crazy from upstairs.

Speaker 7 (01:03:28):
I can get on out the house downstairs and never
speak to her ass again.

Speaker 2 (01:03:33):
But now you ask naked upstairs.

Speaker 11 (01:03:36):
Gulam Steves.

Speaker 2 (01:03:37):
Nah, she cut the light on. You look over in
the corner.

Speaker 7 (01:03:41):
It's a huge dog cage on the platform, on the platform. Hell,
this dog cage doing them on the platform. She took
off her lungerie and I stood there in disbelief, probably
cause you naked, know your naked. I asked where the
dog was because I don't like dogs. See right there,
your black ass upstairs with the potential German shepherd somewhere raw.

Speaker 2 (01:04:07):
So now you in the cage.

Speaker 7 (01:04:09):
You looking over there at the cage. You don't like dogs.
Potential German shepherd Rot Wilder could be in the room, but.

Speaker 2 (01:04:16):
Now you can. And now you in that ass nicked.

Speaker 7 (01:04:20):
Now the reason this ain't working out for you, fool,
because your ass is naked. See, getting whipped and asked
to get in the cage is different when you fully clothed.
But now you nicked, and your closing downstairs. And the
reason she can whip you cross your ass. It's caught,

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you nicked, it's out. I turned and ran so fast,
almost fell down the steps in the dark because you're
slipping on the carpet cause your clothes downstairs.

Speaker 2 (01:04:55):
I ended up.

Speaker 7 (01:04:56):
Leaving my hat and shirt caused you couldn't find them
because you got to keep your clothes where you can
see them and reach them.

Speaker 2 (01:05:05):
Now you'd have left your cat, You left your hat
and your damn shirt.

Speaker 7 (01:05:10):
Oh that's dnajo, dumb ass could be in a crime
scene you over forty eight hours and don't even know
it because you the left yr in the air closed
downstairs or said about to get body whipped.

Speaker 2 (01:05:26):
Now come to find out this your boss. She wanted
to do over. Now she got.

Speaker 7 (01:05:30):
Attitude when I come back, I'm just gonna give you
ten seconds of what your solution is for this stupid
ass upstairs.

Speaker 2 (01:05:38):
Neckd anybody told you to come up there.

Speaker 4 (01:05:40):
Yet this we'll be back right.

Speaker 2 (01:05:43):
Well, you is an employee, is what this is?

Speaker 4 (01:05:46):
You're listening morning show a right see right before we
get to sports talk. You had a couple of more things.

Speaker 7 (01:05:53):
Let me just cloth this man and benom says naked
would have found out who was his boss, and she
was whipping him while he was naked, hold him to
get in this big dog cage. And now he back
at work and the boss got an attitude because she
wants a do over. He really need his job and
he know how, he'll know how to handle this situation.
So now let me explain something to young boy. You're
gonna have to give her a due over if you

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want to keep your job. Now, y'all shut up, You
shut up, Shirley, You answer your letter. He thirty one,
he can handle list. Go back in the door. Na,
he don't go back in there. He got to get
a do over. He got to control this situation. The
do over is at a hotel. Can't bring all these

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bigger dog cages through that lobby, all these platforms and stuff.
You gonna get your do over is at the hotel,
and tell her you bringing your own trunk of toys.
And they gonna be no four door toys of different sizes,
because you're gonna end up wearing something if you ain't killed.

Speaker 2 (01:07:01):
Now, coming there with some with.

Speaker 7 (01:07:02):
A velvet rope, some fuzzy haird cuffs that don't click,
a feather tickler that don't do no damage, can't push nothing. See,
you gotta got to have your little sex toys. Had
to have control on it and can't have nothing here
with the battery on it. Why because that because that
hair switches with levels on it. You that'll get out

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of control. Anything on high, he's gonna be shocking to
your ass. Can't let nothing have a switch on it
that can go to high high.

Speaker 2 (01:07:36):
It's dangerous. Okay, that's all I want.

Speaker 8 (01:07:40):
Yes, call her question what if on this do over
she doesn't like it because she's still his supervisor.

Speaker 2 (01:07:48):
Well, you just didn't like it. I ain't who you
thought I was.

Speaker 7 (01:07:53):
When you seen me run out of this house once before,
you already know I ain't up to who you thought
I was.

Speaker 2 (01:08:00):
Yeah, I'm scared of dogs.

Speaker 7 (01:08:02):
You got a dog cage that we're gonna have a
due over, But I got a hotel and I have
everything in there. Now you're coming there. You had attitude sex,
that's all right, This ain't what I wanted. Well, you
know this is This is all I.

Speaker 2 (01:08:18):
Got because this is just one time we do this
due over and then that's it.

Speaker 7 (01:08:22):
If you do it and you don't do it, well,
she ain't gonna want to have nothing else to do
with you.

Speaker 2 (01:08:28):
But at least you will keep your job.

Speaker 6 (01:08:32):
It's hard to make naked decisions, though, it's hard.

Speaker 4 (01:08:37):
Left with his dignity, I'm.

Speaker 7 (01:08:39):
Telling nothing with a battery and a switch, no medium
and high because when you get.

Speaker 13 (01:08:53):
Caught over.

Speaker 4 (01:08:58):
Right after this morning show.

Speaker 12 (01:09:04):
So I gotta ask you, guys, because we've all done this,
what was your most embarrassing text that you've ever sent
to someone by accident?

Speaker 4 (01:09:14):
We've all done this.

Speaker 12 (01:09:15):
Uh, you know there's nothing right worse than you're writing
a private text to someone personal text and sending it
to the wrong person.

Speaker 1 (01:09:23):
That is why I do not do group texts.

Speaker 2 (01:09:26):
So if you don't, you would not respond on at all.

Speaker 4 (01:09:30):
Because I'll forget to turn it off and fairly.

Speaker 6 (01:09:32):
Response comes back single. It is nobody else told it,
and I.

Speaker 4 (01:09:37):
Know how to good text.

Speaker 1 (01:09:38):
But so so, Junia, have you ever ACTID?

Speaker 13 (01:09:42):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:09:43):
Yeah, you need to understand last names.

Speaker 8 (01:09:46):
If the two people got the same last name, picked
the right one because I sent a text to my sisters,
said my mom, give on.

Speaker 1 (01:09:52):
My damn nurse, send it right to my mom. Oh
I get so your damn nurse.

Speaker 2 (01:09:58):
That's what I do.

Speaker 1 (01:09:59):
Yes, that's what I do. I should have known that
it was really really rough week.

Speaker 13 (01:10:07):
Yeah yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:10:08):
It was.

Speaker 8 (01:10:10):
Talisa's space and alicia space is really close yeah close.

Speaker 1 (01:10:16):
Yeah, And I spent to Talisha. I should man, I
was going.

Speaker 12 (01:10:21):
Tell me, I know you sent some neked pictures to
somebody before you were married.

Speaker 2 (01:10:25):
I know you did, surely, God, how do I paint this? Okay?
Let me try to walk this thing in lane though?

Speaker 4 (01:10:34):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (01:10:35):
Jaggie went on her way home and said, find us
something to eat, you know, find you know, let's see
if we got someone there to cook to eat.

Speaker 2 (01:10:43):
You know this one, this one.

Speaker 6 (01:10:45):
You just got your phone that take pictures and all that,
so you know, you're just trying stuff. I put myself
in a hot dog bun with relish and mustard and
took the picture and called myself sending and saying, wait
till you get home and get this foot long.

Speaker 2 (01:11:06):
And I hit sin and did not know man, I
hit the wrong damn Jackie.

Speaker 10 (01:11:16):
And.

Speaker 2 (01:11:18):
Oh that was that was jack You hurt? What he said?
Stude uncle, wrong jacket? Get your man.

Speaker 1 (01:11:30):
You can give us the response back.

Speaker 9 (01:11:32):
He's still alive.

Speaker 11 (01:11:33):
That's good.

Speaker 2 (01:11:35):
That's a good sign.

Speaker 11 (01:11:36):
What did the wrong Jackie say?

Speaker 6 (01:11:38):
Yeah, you got the wrong jacket? You know it was
a friend of the family jacket.

Speaker 2 (01:11:46):
Like, when you get home, you're gonna get this foot long.

Speaker 6 (01:11:48):
You got the wrong jacket, I said, God, but where
did you where did you find what where did you
find the baby hot dog bo Shut up.

Speaker 7 (01:12:03):
I've seen him at don't go along with him. No,
I've seen him at WEDNDS. But I just didn't never
know where to get him. Yeah, you know from Vienna Sausage.
Just the worst text I ever sent. Oh about five
six years ago, and uh we in this group text

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me Rashon, a couple other people and the executive producer
of the show. So the last text had came from Rashon.
So my executive producer is talking to me, and she's
a woman, and she's right in my face, and she
just talking to me, and she was so close to

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my face. I picked my phone up and just text
back to Rashon, ay Man, come get her out, yo,
in word's face. She too damn close, saying I'm thinking,
I'm just sending it right back to Rashwan.

Speaker 2 (01:13:06):
It's in the group text. She got it too. She
two inches from her face. Her phone dings. She looks
at it.

Speaker 7 (01:13:14):
It says, oh, really, Sean is running from the back
of the bus trying to stop them.

Speaker 2 (01:13:23):
So looking at the I don't know what the hell happened.
It's too late, dog, I said that about her. It
was right, she was right there. I heard her phone
go ding. I went getting a text too.

Speaker 12 (01:13:38):
Telling that more of today's trending stories on the Steve
Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (01:13:43):
We'll be back in twenty minutes after the hour, right
after this, you're listening.

Speaker 12 (01:13:49):
Morning show, All right, guys and weird Animal news Visitors
at a zoo in China were outraged to discover that
the pandas they had been admiring were actually dogs painted
to look like pandas.

Speaker 4 (01:14:05):
Okay, did you guys see this?

Speaker 2 (01:14:07):
This was so crazy?

Speaker 4 (01:14:09):
The pan dogs to look like pandas.

Speaker 12 (01:14:11):
The trick was uncovered when one of the supposed pandas
began panning, barking, with their turn hanging out of their
mouths while resting on a rock. The zoo initially defended
the deception, claiming the animals were a breed of quote
panda dogs, but later admitted they had simply dyed to
chow chow dogs with white and black dye. Visitors demanded refunds.

Speaker 2 (01:14:36):
What is cheap?

Speaker 4 (01:14:39):
It's in China.

Speaker 2 (01:14:42):
You know they do specialize in you know, copy of stuff.
That's about what a pandamar.

Speaker 4 (01:14:54):
Wait, pandas don't do that and barking yeah, but then.

Speaker 2 (01:15:00):
Child, child, that's some big fluffy dog.

Speaker 16 (01:15:02):
Yeah, dudes, you ain't see that dog, but they looked
like dogs though when you see.

Speaker 2 (01:15:13):
The picture, Hey, man, send me a picture show Hey did.

Speaker 7 (01:15:18):
You hear that?

Speaker 13 (01:15:22):
All right?

Speaker 12 (01:15:28):
All right, coming up with thirty three minutes after the hour,
we'll play a round of would you rather?

Speaker 4 (01:15:33):
Right after this you're listening morning show?

Speaker 11 (01:15:38):
All right?

Speaker 4 (01:15:38):
Time for another round of would you rather? Let's get
right to it. Would you rather have an extra hour
a day?

Speaker 12 (01:15:47):
And if you have that extra hour, would you rather
spend it sleeping or having sex?

Speaker 2 (01:15:54):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (01:15:54):
Come on, sure, we already know, we already know. We
we talk just sleeping with the.

Speaker 4 (01:16:00):
Person or would you be rather having with that person?

Speaker 6 (01:16:03):
Well, when we get through having sex, we're gonna be sleep,
so I'm gonna get both of them.

Speaker 2 (01:16:10):
It's no way I'm getting the extra hour just being asleep.
So you get to ask you hour to be unconscious.
How stupid as that?

Speaker 4 (01:16:18):
But you always talk about, you know you need more sleep.

Speaker 7 (01:16:22):
You know you always hear me talking about people sleep
too much. Yeah, yeah, that's what you always hear me
talking about. And I'll be damned if you give me
an extra hour I'm gonna do it. Take my extra
that I can press forward and be sleep. I can
get up and see something else.

Speaker 13 (01:16:41):
Man, what.

Speaker 2 (01:16:44):
Now? You just blew your time? I think all the
men agreement that be?

Speaker 13 (01:16:50):
What?

Speaker 10 (01:16:50):
What?

Speaker 13 (01:16:50):
What went on?

Speaker 1 (01:16:51):
What we're gonna be sleeping?

Speaker 7 (01:16:52):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:16:52):
I ain't even got the have of sex. Just give
me the extra hour?

Speaker 13 (01:16:57):
What now?

Speaker 4 (01:16:58):
But you can only do those two things? You have sex?

Speaker 2 (01:17:00):
That's it all right? All right?

Speaker 12 (01:17:05):
During a quarantine? Would you rather be alone with your
partner or spouse in.

Speaker 2 (01:17:12):
Time like to hold the website?

Speaker 1 (01:17:14):
B don't even know what it is? TikTok?

Speaker 7 (01:17:25):
Would you rather be alone with your family and quarantine
with your spouse and family.

Speaker 13 (01:17:30):
Or B she is?

Speaker 12 (01:17:33):
Or would you be rather be just alone with the TV?
Just a TV that's it, your family or just a TV?

Speaker 5 (01:17:41):
What you pick? B?

Speaker 2 (01:17:44):
Yeah, y'all didn't go through this pandemic.

Speaker 4 (01:17:49):
I'm the only one.

Speaker 2 (01:17:51):
Don't ask surprised about that answer. Hold on, ladies, ladies here.

Speaker 1 (01:17:57):
We call'll go with the girl on this one. I
was already alone, remember he was.

Speaker 11 (01:18:04):
If you watch the tree girl?

Speaker 8 (01:18:05):
Yeah, I need somebody in him. I heard my neighbor.
Don't open I opened my hand Hey, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:18:20):
All right.

Speaker 12 (01:18:22):
If you would you rather if you could only eat
one food for the rest of your life, one pie?
Would you would you rather for it to be chid
ling's or cow tongue?

Speaker 2 (01:18:37):
I'd rather you get this question right. Come on say
it again?

Speaker 4 (01:18:41):
Which if you could, it is right? I'd rather you listen.
We've run out of time.

Speaker 2 (01:18:48):
I wasted it.

Speaker 12 (01:18:51):
All right, we'll be back with our last break of
the day and closing remarks from the one and only
Steve Harvey at forty nine minutes after right after this, you're.

Speaker 4 (01:19:00):
Listening Morning show. All right, Here we are, last break
of the day.

Speaker 12 (01:19:06):
It's been a crazy day as usual, the kind we like, right,
and here's our fearless leader to take us home with
closing remarks.

Speaker 7 (01:19:15):
In closing, I want to go back to something I
was talking about last week, and it's about pressure. I
want to remind every I want to mind everybody about something.
When you feel pressure, when you are under pressure, when

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you're being pressurized, when you feel the weight of everything,
embrace it. You hear old people say pressure, buster pipe,
I mean, if that's how hard pressure is. But pressure

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also shapes and molds. Pressure always reveals something and the
thing that you have to understand about pressure in your life.
It reveals a side of you that you may not
have been aware of. When I think back on all
the pressure moments of my life, it taught me more

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and more and more about myself than I even knew.
I realized in my life that I'm really stronger than
I ever thought I was, that I can actually bear
up under more than I thought I could.

Speaker 2 (01:20:43):
And so have you. If you just think about it, y'all,
think about back to all your pressure.

Speaker 7 (01:20:50):
Moments and how you handle them. The majority of us,
ninety eight percent of us have handled the pressure that
was presented to us.

Speaker 2 (01:20:58):
Or it didn't feel good, it didn't set right with us.

Speaker 7 (01:21:03):
It may have caused some adverse things to happen, but
you've survived it. You got on the other side of it,
and if you haven't, you're currently pressing your way forward
through it right now. Pressure is necessary in sculpting who

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God wants us to be. You need the pressure to
form the shape. Nothing happens without pressure. If you ever
go to the Grand Canyon, do you see the beauty
of the Grand Canyon is one of the natural wonders.

Speaker 2 (01:21:41):
Of the world. You know it caused that pressure? Pressia.

Speaker 7 (01:21:49):
You ever seen a river coming down through a creek,
babbling creek, How beautiful it is?

Speaker 2 (01:21:54):
You know what causes that?

Speaker 7 (01:21:56):
Press shall? That was some pressure somewhere. You ever seen
the waterfall? You ever been in Niaga Falls, Victoria Falls?
You know how beautiful it is. You know it's CAUs
You know what causes that press shall?

Speaker 2 (01:22:11):
Press shall?

Speaker 7 (01:22:13):
You know how you get to become the world strongest man.
You put yourself under pressure. You know how athletes You
know how Hussein Boat broke all these world records because
he put himself under pressure.

Speaker 2 (01:22:33):
It's required.

Speaker 7 (01:22:35):
Barack Obama became the first African American president of the
United States. You know why because he put himself under
the pressure. Pressure shapes moles and bills. Man, But bigger
than anything else, pressure produces results.

Speaker 2 (01:22:52):
You have got to get accustomed to the pressure.

Speaker 7 (01:22:55):
You've got to get okay with the pressure, because pressure
put deduces results. Oh man, if it wasn't profession, excuse me,
If it wasn't for pressure, you wouldn't be who you
are today.

Speaker 2 (01:23:11):
Think about it.

Speaker 7 (01:23:12):
Every woman in this world who has had a child,
has given birth to a child, has.

Speaker 2 (01:23:20):
Been under immense pressure.

Speaker 7 (01:23:24):
Unthinkable pressure to be able to do that one thing
that nobody else can do but them.

Speaker 17 (01:23:32):
Pressure. Your beautiful child was produced under pressure. Prescire is necessary, man,
But pressure is uncomfortable. But you got to get comfortable
being uncomfortable, because that's the.

Speaker 7 (01:23:53):
Process to the success. Success is on the other side
of that pressure.

Speaker 2 (01:24:01):
So you got to deal with it. Pressure.

Speaker 7 (01:24:06):
Pressure, buster pipe, if you wanna look at it that way.
But pressure also produces a lot of beautiful things. Pressure
also produces a lot of great things. Pressure produces great people.

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I've always just wanted to be one of those. I
never thought I would be the absolute best at anything.
I don't know I felt really can say that or not.
I don't really remember trying to be the best at anything.
I was more than less trying to be the best
that I could be at a certain thing. I've never

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really put myself in that race with other people. I've
always put that self that pressure on me. I've always
been under pressure to be the best of me that
I could be. And I thank God for pressure because
pressure has produced some great moments for me that has
allowed me to be the best person I could be

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at that particular thing that I was doing. That's what
pressure does. Embrace the pressure, Drink it, take big SIPs
of it, take gulpes of it, because it produces greatness.
Those are my closing remarks today. Hope you got something
from it. Y'all have a good one. Man, Hey, look

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ahea it. We'll see y'all tomorrow. God will it another
great show coming. Thank you Lord for today.

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